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@wombatuser

2 ай бұрын

Pp pics when?

@alch3myau

2 ай бұрын

No Sir.

@LilGhost14

2 ай бұрын

PLEASE DO A VIDEO ON HOW CRAP THE AUSTRALIAN EDUCATION SYSTEM IS PLEASE!

@Sanguinarius9999

2 ай бұрын

6:20 "substantive" I don't think I have ever heard anyone use that word, or maybe just not pronounce it that way

@LilGhost14

2 ай бұрын

I will keep commenting on every video till you do one lol.

I'll only vote for dutton if he pledges to remove all non-Australians from the Australian Runescape servers

@ianh1504

2 ай бұрын

Never, i like the lag, makes it feel more like 2004

@LuckayyLucario

2 ай бұрын

@@ianh1504 true tbh, me dying to Akkha due to lag today, was all part of the experience that makes this game great.

@timmi3701

2 ай бұрын

chinese bots are good for the economy!

@kingoutback

2 ай бұрын

He’s got my vote if he reinstates the gamer police

@purplegrapiest

2 ай бұрын

Turn back the bots!

Peter Dutton's lack of eyebrows frightens me

@Aurelianthegreat_

2 ай бұрын

Why did you have to point this out now I’m scared too

@looksirdroids9134

2 ай бұрын

He's got them but they're that thin that he might as well not have them.

@ausernameidk

2 ай бұрын

“I find your lack of eyebrows… disturbing”

@vjcodec

2 ай бұрын

It’s the reflection of softboxes on on his skull that got me going 😮

@jamescostello2558

2 ай бұрын

His lack of policy and and policy costing scares me

The problem with the housing debate is that both parties know that the actual solution will be widely unpopular and any government that implements any real change will lose power over it. People like to romanticise the idea of themselves becoming as wealthy as their parents and grandparents did thanks to our combination of negative gearing and the capital gains tax discount, without considering the impact on the rest of the country.

@RictusHolloweye

2 ай бұрын

We lost the only recent opportunity we've had to reform the housing market when we let the Coalition fearmonger us out of voting Labor in 2019. I can understand why Dutton was bragging about that, the way Peta Credlin bragged about fooling voters into believing the "carbon tax lie".

@Narapoia1

2 ай бұрын

The ALP is going to lose power doing what they are doing now, may as well lose govt doing some good rather than wrecking the joint...

@monicagrorud2225

2 ай бұрын

Neg. Gearing. Cap. Gains Neg. Gearing. Cap.Gains . Neg. Gearing. Cap. Gains……………___old rich people. Kill me now!!!!!!!!!

@user-bj5zs2tj8g

2 ай бұрын

Not if the number of voters who want affordable housing starts to exceed to number of voters who want property investments. Surely it will reach critical mass one day? 🤷‍♂

@Essdyn

2 ай бұрын

That is the dream if it weren't the media class who influence the voting population to vote against their own needs

3:43 Bill Shortens sarcastic “ooh, Zinger” is going to live rent free in my head forever 😂

"Hey Pete how many foreigners actually buy houses?" "Hey Bill how did you go in 2019 election mate?" Good to see Dutto hasn't progressed much past "oh yeah well your MUM!"

@BoogieManSince1977

2 ай бұрын

dude is a complete potato of "wit" ... absolutely f**king clueless at best

@tttm99

2 ай бұрын

But the fact this passes as not just a comment from a some politician but a popular politician who has ascended to any level of power outside of a local school p and c says *everything* about Australia. Sad to say that it's win win for the libs. When the average punter has gone through a gutted education system and is as experienced and street smart as something your dog might leave on the lawn, trying to help people realize idiots like Dutton shouldn't even know where Canberra is on a map let alone be in parliament house is a tall order. Sadly it's the "idiot" in "populist idiot" that seems the most important prerequisite for power in Aus. It's sad but it's true.

@kathyjova98

2 ай бұрын

Dutton should have asked Shorten about "Kathy" and see what Shorten's comeback is then.

@user-bj5zs2tj8g

2 ай бұрын

It was the correct response. Dutton was literally saying "watch and learn mate, this is how you BS your way to victory." The fact Labor didn't know that is why they lost.

@brianeno608

2 ай бұрын

I think thr libs understand that people (that will vote for the liberals) dont care about what they are argueing about, as long as you appear to "win" the arguement if that makes any sense. Like, people are like... Dumb?

When the fuck did Hitler come into the equation?

@TheMemeRepository

2 ай бұрын

Lemme tell ya about a little thing called "Godwin's Law".

@Gulyus

2 ай бұрын

It's about the ridiculousness of the question by purposefully invoking Godwin's law.

@ikthranithul6000

2 ай бұрын

I know right, it has literally nothing to do with the situation lmao. If it was "if you were alone in the woods with hitler and another man, what would you do?" i would understand but what the fuck does a man or a bear have to do with being "alone" in the woods with hitler? XD Are the options would you rather tag team a bear with hitler or tag team hitler with another man? like wtf does this hypothetical achieve? A hypothetical is supposed to pose some form of insight into your decisions, the trolley hypothetical for example provides insight into your morals, this does not provide any insight into anything xD

@gg_sam7847

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I figured that out after watching for like 30 more seconds

@ikthranithul6000

2 ай бұрын

After reading a few more comments i have come to the conclusion that this hypothetical is not targeted at "cis men" as it is supposed to be some profound thought experiment on "toxic masculinity" lmao Its basically comparing men to violent animals and the choice is would you rather be at the mercy of 2 men or a man and a bear, average terminally online misandristic bullshit.

We havent changed buying laws in the last two years. If these laws would do anything why didnt they implement them. Housing was an issue under the last Government.

@ImogenBunting

2 ай бұрын

Housing is an issue of greed and corruption and a failure an absolute failure to regulate the rental market - which drives the price of housing. They’re all screwing us sideways by not addressing this. Benefiting from a system that drives classism and divides and poverty and homelessness. Their silence on this is disgusting. Trying to pretend it’s migration. Nope. It’s not. It’s market manipulation from greed and corruption… so many benefits for the wealthy from costing the poor everything they have and more. Exploitation central… they love it. We need NOISE and regulation of rents. Is interested rates go down will rents? Yeah right! But they absolutely should! #Housing

@Narapoia1

2 ай бұрын

The LNP know this, they are using the policy to appear to do something without doing anything. The reason they are taking this risk though is because the current govt has made several unforgivable mistakes in managing the country that are being felt by population at large. You can't cause rents to increase twice as much in the 2 years you've been in govt as the previous 13 years without generating some white hot anger in the populace. You can't bring in 2x more migrants than you can provide housing for without people starting to notice the proximal cause of the rents increasing in this timeframe. That's what Dutton is trying to capitalise on - without making significant changes to the overall numbers because his donors don't actually want that changed, they just want him in power. But - the only reason he can use this issue to get closer to power than he would otherwise ever be able to manage is due to how badly the ALP have mismanaged migration since coming to power. The only winner from this govt is the LNP, focus your anger on Labor as they are making Dutton electable, they are running the country and the way it's currently going the people of Australia are in a lose-lose situation.

@bradleywillis9586

2 ай бұрын

Let's give credit where it's due. That little turd Howard screwed everyone over

@Narapoia1

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, the LNP know that the rules around foreign purchasing aren't going to make any difference unless they also implement anti-money laundering laws to match those in the rest of the world. But that's not the point, Dutton is saying this because there is widespread anger in the population over the appalling migration policy of this govt. They don't want to fix the policy - just profit from the anger. The only winner from the current govt is the LNP, aussies get it rough either way.

@Narapoia1

2 ай бұрын

​@@ImogenBunting When the ALP came to power rental vacancy across Australia was around 1%, historically when vacancy is this low rents rise as there is excess demand for available housing. Then, they added a peacetime record number of people, over 500K in the last year alone, to a rental market that was at record low vacancy. Because supply and demand exist, prices then increased twice as much in 2 years as the previous 13 years. No one is trying to 'pretend' it is migration that caused the current rental crisis, it absolutely did. That's not to say there are not other problems with the housing market - it's been criminally mismanaged by govts of both flavour for the last 20 years, but there is no use trying to divert blame from this govt for what they have done to pour fuel on the fire. Trying to regulate the rental market is a far, far more complex and likely to fail route than reducing net overseas migration to a level that matches housing supply growth.

Coronation still gets reuploaded by random channels all over KZread. Your message still gets eyes. 👍

Dutton is doing the exact same thing with Nuclear power too, describing how it could solve the power price issue overnight without any context like how long it would take to achieve, how much it would actually cost and the biggest issue being it’s all privatised anyway, so Energy companies can just charge more to cover a theoretical increase in supply

@sfdntk

2 ай бұрын

Yep. 16 years to design and commission a new nuclear plant, and that's assuming nothing at all goes wrong during the construction process. Nuclear power is perfectly safe and sensible, but it absolutely cannot and will not solve our energy needs in the necessary timeframe. The time to build nuclear plants was thirty years ago, today we have to find other solutions.

@krissteel4074

2 ай бұрын

The skillset to build them would mostly have to come from overseas if we're talking a big project and that's not including a whole lot of fuel refinement stuff along with the chain of care to make sure said fuel doesn't end up dumped in someone's cul-de-sac. Personally I don't mind the idea of a nuke reactor, except that we're a nation of bumbling troglodytes and really can't be trusted with nice things.

@UNcommonSenseAUS

2 ай бұрын

*YOU NEED TO GET RID OF THE FRACTIONAL RESERVE SYSTEM & THE CORRUPT GOVERNMENT, JUSTICE & MSM*

@rheel6747

2 ай бұрын

@@sfdntk who cares about the timeframe?, we hardly make any pollution on a global scale and the main offenders are not going to curb their output anyhow

@sfdntk

2 ай бұрын

@@rheel6747 I'm surprised you need someone to explain this very simple concept to you, but if you need energy today, building a power plant fifteen years from now is not particularly useful. Do you see how that works?

I'm scared of Dutton, he looks like a premature clone

@user-bj5zs2tj8g

2 ай бұрын

I know, right? He's like a scene from the 6th Day - kzread.info/dash/bejne/qWZh2KyGk9mWoKQ.html&pp=ygUHNnRoIGRheQ%3D%3D

@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak

2 ай бұрын

Let's see you. Got a look at your average Labor voter, you man-baby?

@SunshowerWonderlab

2 ай бұрын

He looks like an example in Skinwalking 101 on what NOT to make your disguise look like

@schroecat1

2 ай бұрын

@@SunshowerWonderlab I don't think I've ever read a description of Dutton which comes close to rivalling this. Perfect.

@theprodigalson4003

2 ай бұрын

Snoke

I want dutton to grow a beard like dr eggman. He has so much dr eggman potential and we're just wasting it as a society by not pressuring him enough.

@d.a2500

2 ай бұрын

Don’t you mean grow a set.

@nausicaa8179

2 ай бұрын

A beard “might” make him look human at least.

@TheDemocrab

2 ай бұрын

Unfortunately Peter Dutton looks like the kind of middle aged man who can only grow bumfluff.

@alexmcgregor20

2 ай бұрын

He looks like the succubus from the Elvira 2 video game (blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXrkrYwCdwy3IG7ED-Wsjgh8doglgL3_ynMCVhAUgSIVUZ2gxh5knnNe4NUEhZZ-yz-j-wDDhKKaHoiEWmO8uv9yb_jmXIxiafM2ykGaev7dU3i561lAc1JRhiLcOQL18EcU44bNS19IaC/s1600/runit_202.png)

@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak

2 ай бұрын

Written like a typical Labor voting baby.

5:07 Notice how Dutton is standing in sub 10 degree weather and isn't cold or being affected by goosebumps.

@outdatedfarmequipment2702

2 ай бұрын

The local librarian here in shepparton told me when she worked in brisbane spud would go into the local library and spruik politics until he got kicked out by the council and she said he was the most arrogant prick you could come across.

@jerryscanas

2 ай бұрын

Voldermort doesn't feel cold

@jerryscanas

2 ай бұрын

Canberra can a get colda

@user-bj5zs2tj8g

2 ай бұрын

He is a goosebump.

@TheOutsider69

Ай бұрын

Unfinished clones generally have underdeveloped nervous systems.

Chad Shorten. Has a certain ring to it.

@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak

2 ай бұрын

...you're easily impressed. All Labor voters are. Comes with being simple.

@chief472

2 ай бұрын

If you'd been watching his proposals for the NDIS, "getting the NDIS back on Track" Bill, you might think otherwise. Previously I wouldn't have argued too much with that

@potapotapotapotapotapota

2 ай бұрын

@@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak that kind of comment won't hold much weight on this channel, go somewhere else with your braindead comment

Its a triple entendre Jordie. Not only will he cook in the colloquial sense, but he is also from cook. On top of that he famously let the country cook

@danwillreview

2 ай бұрын

Get K-Dot on the phone

@caoimhedaly7262

2 ай бұрын

i would argue you could add a 4th link bc i immediately thought about the curry (?) he cooked

@kartang

2 ай бұрын

@caoimhedaly7262 omg the curry. Yes the wonderful quadruple entendre.

@andylu6150

2 ай бұрын

Mmm.... Raw meat curry... Yummy

@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak

2 ай бұрын

Word salad from just another ALP worshipping retard.

Yes too many people on a runescape server does cause lag. That was part of the cause of the Faladore Massacre. Lots of people in a player house caused lag. Lag caused player to kick everyone visiting. The kick caused a bug that gave a couple of people access to killing players without retaliation. Those were dark days...

Why any Australian would choose a drop-bear over a man is baffling

@DoctorProph3t

2 ай бұрын

The drop bear is predictable and honest.

@callumblakeney7935

2 ай бұрын

​@@DoctorProph3t brother what

@DoctorProph3t

2 ай бұрын

@@callumblakeney7935 the drop bear only drops out of trees, and they can be avoided with Vegemite. Predictability. It’s also direct and brutal about what they want and don’t operate under false pretense. Honesty. Man is by his very nature unpredictable and routinely operates under false pretense.

@theadventuresofzoomandbettie

2 ай бұрын

I would absolutely choose a drop bear in the trees while I'm alone in the woods over a man that I didn't know why he was there, in the same scenario. The bear theory remains unchanged. If the drop bear attacked me, my problems would all be over fairly quickly, can't be confident of the same with a man.

@callumblakeney7935

2 ай бұрын

@@theadventuresofzoomandbettie you need help, no more social media for you

Can we get some Queensland election content mate? We're fighting uphill against the News Corpse misinformation up here.

@-ac-8296

2 ай бұрын

Newscorp/mining lobby misinformation is the only information we have

@testedTransgressor

2 ай бұрын

There's rumour of a federal election coming within the next 6 months for some reason, so unfortunately Qld election is gonna get sidelined for that.

@Spentastic

2 ай бұрын

The coverage is that the dickhead Libs are going to win. Once they’ve won you will barely notice the difference

@Spentastic

2 ай бұрын

So I left a comment saying the Libs are winning and it got deleted. No swearing or anything bad but it got deleted. What is going on with KZread these days?

@MemeDungeonCheese

2 ай бұрын

@@Spentastic it's worse on Meta. I've had entire comment threads deleted as "spam".

But the rich people keep telling me that the poor immigrants are the reason i have no money!

i will vote for whoever stops my internet from cutting out at 4pm every day.

@jaidentslgl2753

2 ай бұрын

Labor has done better with the treatment of the NBN. The LNP want the internet privatised

@markwaters4582

2 ай бұрын

THIS IS A TRUE FACT 👍

Facebook has really dialed up the culture wars rage-bait suggestions recently.

@TheCatherineCC

2 ай бұрын

Engagement by any means necessary.

@VanillaMacaron551

2 ай бұрын

Unhook from all Meta products! This is what they do. Evil!

Ffs... Tax the damn miners, fossil fuel, banks and insurance, and foreign nationals to a level min 75% like Norway, buy back our roads and infrastructure and we will still have billions left over, enough to have free education, public transport, dental to medicare, high speed rail, and still a crap load left over. God this country needs someone with enough guts to do it...

@markwaters4582

2 ай бұрын

Bingo 💥💯

@cetologist

2 ай бұрын

People severely underestimate how much banks & private insurance absolutely fuck us. Private banking has the most leverage in the developed world by far, even more than the fossil fuel industry, and they're basically given free reign to prop up all the other destructive stuff in our society (banks are some of the biggest contributors/owners to fossil fuel companies)

Yank here, can't decide whether Peter Dutton looks like an egg or an eraser.

@d.a2500

2 ай бұрын

Kiwi here the man is an idiot and a corrupt creep.My family are suing him and a few other Aussie Politicians, and if Ch 9 60 mins would play the taped interview about this the public would know what has been leading them.

@Spentastic

2 ай бұрын

He looks like Canadian kids tv show character Caillou without eyebrows

@phoenixdemarino6655

2 ай бұрын

@@Spentastic long forgotten memories of the caillou theme song entered my brain

@jamesp1389

2 ай бұрын

Eggraser

@Scuppun

2 ай бұрын

Australia's answer to Lord Voldermort. Does that make Jordies our Harry Potter?

Peter Dutton looks like lord Voldemort when he was festering on quirrels head

Can we leave the politicians in the woods alone with the bear and see who wins????

@NZKiwi87

2 ай бұрын

🙌

@Flesh_Wizard

2 ай бұрын

"0/10, tastes terrible" - the bear

@rigel9228

2 ай бұрын

Do you want cocaine bear to become a reality? Because that's how you'll get a cocaine bear...

@smithynoir9980

2 ай бұрын

​@@rigel9228 We had cocaine bear for real. The movie was based on the actual event. Of course it was wildly exaggerated and the real story is just a bear got into some dropped cartel coke, OD'd and died.

well said. 'big australia' is a stupid idea.

@Flesh_Wizard

2 ай бұрын

Big Australia is watching...😂

@Dylan-zn1nf

2 ай бұрын

Sadly both major parties support big Australia.

can they please glue some eyebrows on dutton. maybe give him a wide brimmed hat?

issue with a timed ban on housing is it will jump right back up as they will team up and will cut production to maintain high prices by low supply and point to supply as the issue and that they are not starving the housing market, with the high level of education required by law to build a house it shoves small builders out of the market and limits the surplus of trades people to accommodate price and deadlines needed by them

Nobody talks about the health crisis... which is just as bad as the housing crisis.

Years ago I thought listening to ABC meant I'd matured...now I realise I was mouldy, like blue cheese.

Thank you for continuing to challenge the unsustainable levels of migration to Australia. Everything needs a break from this unnecessary overburdening of services, infrastructure, but most of all the environment. Just a point of clarification about foreign ownership of property, lawyers, accountants and real estate agents don't have to declare that they are acting for and on behalf of foreign buyers so they do so using trusts and the like. Labor has had the power to end this but hasn't. So the true figure is likely to be in the ten's or hundred's of thousands. No one really knows.

@MrZoomah

2 ай бұрын

I agree. A boy in my kids footy team, who's parents both work, is now homeless and will be moving even further out with his three other siblings. 5th move in 4 years because landlords want (and can) put up the rent due to supply and demand issues. They know the landlord is from India as the real estate agent accidentally left the folder behind on one of the visits. 3 bedroom 1 bathroom an hour from the city... wants $650 a week in rent. We know from research that every time a kid moves school they lose a term academically so he has lost 1.25 years of schooling... as have the other 2 school aged family members. That's 3.75 years lost schooling due to housing instability. How much potential are we losing in our next generation? But... on the flip side on immigration... My nanna's nursing home can't get staff... She's one of the lucky ones where the family come into care for her but other residents aren't being cared for due to a lack of staff. It's not just a question of pay... It's cultural. Australians won't do the job so they rely on migrants. All the staff are African or other cultures that value the aged and they're amazing but don't have the hours in the day to spend adequate time with the oldies. (Note: African and Asian people think it's absolutely disgusting we even have aged care outside of a level of care that requires full medical interventions)

@balakehb

2 ай бұрын

10's or 100's of thousands? Literally no evidence to back that gross exaggeration

@xyaeiounn

2 ай бұрын

@@MrZoomah Koreans are starting to discard their oldies, Japanese have been discarding themselves for decades. The elders don't want to be a burden, but can't afford to live somewhere nice, so their kids and grandkids don't see em much. This isn't a general cultural thing, just an acute economic pinch hitting battlers hardest.

@Anastasisization

2 ай бұрын

Australia has high immigration numbers because most migrants leave again a few years later. You lot aren't the most welcoming bunch. As for burdening services, immigrants aren't entitled to any support in Australia. They all have to pay their own way, which means they subsidise the services Australians use. Your economic issues are caused by Australians, for Australians.

@Tolly7249

2 ай бұрын

@@MrZoomah "3 bedroom 1 bathroom an hour from the city... wants $650 a week in rent." Mate I pay $395 a week for a shitty ass one bedroom unit with negative bloody water pressure and that's on the *low* end of rental prices where I live, where the hell are you guys and how quickly can I move there?

I'm straight up impressed that you managed to find footage of a Runescape tutorial that only ever saw the live game for like 3 months and then everybody forgot or pretended it never existed

Thank God, I've been bring this up for a while now lmao

"Never let the facts get in the way of a good story." - Peter Dutton

as long as jordies is the man in the woods

@warren9583

2 ай бұрын

unfortunately for you, it is canonically brad taste in music

Nailed it, LNP's got this bullshit in the bag and we're all clowns for enabling it. Classic Aus politics cycle 🥱

@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak

2 ай бұрын

...Labor are in power everywhere. You people are incompetent hypocrites.

@xanderdom

2 ай бұрын

@@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak re-read the sentence and try again bozo

@vault-tecrep8565

2 ай бұрын

@@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak yeah man its really easy to reverse 20 years of policy within the span of 4 years

Just a thought, a long shot, nothing really major but.... What about... building... houses? Worked decades ago in many countries. Stopped because... well, some people like high housing prices! Those same people always seem to have friends in government....

@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak

2 ай бұрын

That would mean Labor would have to do something instead of whining and boasting.

@johnb5268

2 ай бұрын

You reckon that they haven’t thought of that? And that all the construction companies that stand to make bulk cash haven’t thought of that? Of course they have, but it you can’t wave a magic wand and summon houses. You need building materials, which there’s still a global shortage of, and you need skilled tradespeople, which there’s also a huge shortage of, in no small part due to TAFE funding being gutted by years of consecutive liberal govt trying to privatise training. And that’s exactly why labor has just pledged a stack of funding for TAFE and fee free TAFE places for skills shortages. Problem is, solutions take time.

@potapotapotapotapotapota

2 ай бұрын

Building more houses is exactly what our treasurer says we need to do, but the problem is that there is also a shortage of trades workers and construction costs have also been inflating. The government has addressed the shortage by giving away free TAFE courses and also trade support loans for those courses and also limiting the influx of overseas university students. A lot of our problems actually have to do with the stupid universities, they are fkn useless nowadays.

@potapotapotapotapotapota

2 ай бұрын

Everyone wants to complain about the problem instead of doing something to fix it. Why don't you drop what you are doing right now and become a construction worker or even a chef.

My man’s intros get more and more unhinged

that was a rollercoaster of an intro

Hearing Bill say the word “Zinger” makes me miss “Mad As Hell”

@tttm99

2 ай бұрын

And... And... Wait... ...implies he watched it. Now that's a zing! 👍

@lukeneill1568

2 ай бұрын

@@tttm99he’s about 10 years behind

has Jordie always been this meme filled with constant quips every 10seconds or have i just been ignoring that for ages

@GrandpaGameHacker

2 ай бұрын

Its always been this way

@kingdweeb5065

2 ай бұрын

This is where jordy gets his funnies out. He ha S a lo y of fun

@blastbeatinc

2 ай бұрын

Nothing has changed in years from where I sit and watch

@samuelvaughan7344

2 ай бұрын

Been watching too much zombie Simpsons

@Amphibian42

2 ай бұрын

No it's changed since he cane back, it's bizarre and I'm worried

As fulltime solo father I'll know when change has happened because people like myself and son will be able to get a house and not forced to live at my parents like the past 4yrs ... meanwhile I walk past social housing properties that either have junkies living in them , migrants or just sitting empty and having to explain to my son in Australia's eyes peope like us dont matter.. Im ashamed and fast growing to hate the country I was born and grew up in

If Abbott can get in on Stop the Boats and he eats onions like apples, we shd be scared!!

@jamesp1389

2 ай бұрын

That was a while now back come on.. 😅

@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak

2 ай бұрын

Maybe you should have done better, then.

@AwesomeFish12

2 ай бұрын

DJ Astrolabe already solved that problem.

Mid way watching this video I nearly spit out my tea when I realized just how much dutton looks like Dr. Kleiner from half life 2

@AwesomeFish12

2 ай бұрын

But with less hair...

Damn bears, I knew it was them. Even when it was the immigants, I knew it was them

i like the twist on the man vs bear question you did

Quite a loaded hypothetical, makes you think about how our perceptions are shaped by the limited information we have at hand.

What do LNP politicians and magicians have in common? Both rely on misdirection to continue existing.

The corporate powers that be are working real hard to turn the definition of "populism" to mean "a threat to democracy". Cause to the corporatism the definition of democracy is everyone doing what they tell them to.

@sfdntk

2 ай бұрын

Just because you don't like the definition of a word doesn't mean you get to demand the definition is changed. Populism has _always_ been a threat to democracy precisely because populism is by definition simplistic solutions for complex problems that sound good to smoothbrains but don't work and can't be implemented, exactly what Jordies is calling Dutton out for doing. Saying you'll fix the housing crisis by reclassifying existing migrants under a different visa is populist trash, it's designed to appeal to the anti-migration obsessives who don't have the intelligence to actually understand the implications of the proposal so they'll vote for the LNP, and when they're in power they'll do exactly what they've always done and make Australia substantially poorer economically and socially. Labor on the other hand have already delivered actual results on housing, albeit nowhere near what they could and should have accomplished, and their policy proposals will make an actual difference should they be re-elected, but because they're not populists and don't propose wildly idiotic solutions that won't work, they can't sell their ideas to a dumbed down, ignorant electorate who are happy to believe whatever empty promises the LNP make. That's why populism is a threat to democracy.

@ordavis

2 ай бұрын

I see populism as appealing to the majority with policy, which is popular but not necessarily good (usually the opposite). For example; banning Muslim immigration or banning any immigration from majority Muslim countries because of "terrorism" or something of the sort. Reducing immigration overall is not something I consider populist.

@sfdntk

2 ай бұрын

@@ordavis that's exactly what it is, and exactly why it's a threat to democracy. Populism is simple solutions for complex problems designed to appeal to ignorant people.

@kiwikemist

2 ай бұрын

Good thing the "populists" are just the same as the corpo powers then, not one descirbed "populist" in the current political enviroment actually challenges the status quo

@ChrisWijtmans

2 ай бұрын

Why is banning muslims bad exactly?

Its great to have you back, Jordan

Watching Karl basically going " Woo, Woo fellas " to Bill and Dutton was prime considering he looks like his after-party look from the Logies

Only 2 minutes in and he is challenging KZreads community guidelines on swearing in the most absurd manner, i love it.

@RictusHolloweye

2 ай бұрын

I think he may have been having a go at Juice Media and their Honest Government Ads. Difficult to be sure, given it's a quality channel.

@ikthranithul6000

2 ай бұрын

@@RictusHolloweye Im not Australian nor do i live in Australia so if that is the case i wouldnt know but the utter disregard for youtubes stance on scary "bad" words is funny either way :D

@tony2888

2 ай бұрын

​@RictusHolloweye yeah I'm sure it's a dig at juice media. he seems to dislike them now even though they collaborated in the past. Seems pretty petty considering they have roughly the same audience and could signal boost each other.

@ikthranithul6000

2 ай бұрын

@@tony2888 Working with someone/something in the past doesnt mean you endorse said person/thing forever. Peoples opinions and beliefs change over time its not really petty to be open about it. Then again i have literally no idea what juice media is or its stances on anything social or political, if they reflect jordies beliefs and he dislikes them for some mundane reason then it would be petty i guess

"fuck-screw" hahaha, I'm gonna use that!

Lol, I loved that opening sequence.

Jordan mentioned Runescape. I like that. What was this video about?

@jaidentslgl2753

2 ай бұрын

Immigration

Happy Monday everyone

I really wish bill shorten was the prime minister

@RictusHolloweye

2 ай бұрын

We were definitely conned at the 2019 election and our opportunity to reform the housing market was discarded. How good is Australian propaganda?!

@Stupididiot67

2 ай бұрын

i wish Lenin was the pm ngl

@Spentastic

2 ай бұрын

@@RictusHolloweye I was so pissed off when we lost that election and I knew Albo was going to be a shit PM. It’s all just leading to more Liberal Party moron voted for hell due to Albo doing nothing but exacerbate our problems which was always on the cards with his refusal to entertain the abolition of quantitative easing and the 50% capital gains rebate. That plus flooding the country with over 500,000 foreigners a year is always going to be a disaster that leads to more disaster under Dutton and the Libs. This country is so screwed

@sledgehammer301

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely. I think we missed out on a more fair, a more decent, a more smart and a much more better Australia. Imagine what could have been. Instead we had literally a pile of shit in Morrison, only to be replaced with (as John Cadogan puts it) a slightly less shit Morrison.

@theappc9043

2 ай бұрын

Yeah but the message of: "ewww Shorten!? Wasn't he that union and Labor backstabber guy??" Won out..

Love how the host tried to have peters back at the end

Oooh, imagine Labor threatening to re-establish Public Works departments - and similarly abandon out-contracted services - if the private sector don't meet set proportions of apprentices for various staffing numbers, with NONE of this "Use them as grunt labour and suddenly can't afford to supervise them when they get due above base pay, then equally suddenly afford a replacement first year." Oh, and set up very intrusive, unnanounced, inspections of private training providers and also of those employing apprentices.

I heard the only reason the Australian population isn't decreasing like China's is (with the one child policy of the past decades) is because we have so many people migrating over here. I'm honestly more scared of that outcome than the housing crisis. Why is nobody talking about it? Or am I just way wrong?

@RictusHolloweye

2 ай бұрын

The dropping population is possibly due to the downward pressures on wages combined with the rising cost of living and being priced out of the property market. Young people just can't afford to have children. Another problem that bears John Howard's fingerprints.

@Narapoia1

2 ай бұрын

@@RictusHolloweye Correct.

@theairstig9164

2 ай бұрын

Dick Smith had a rant about it a few years ago

@thrace_bot1012

2 ай бұрын

Scared of what, the population desertification or the mass migration? Your vibes are overall correct - the low TFRs combined with a lack of migration would utterly the destroy all first world countries' economies, and even developing ones within one generation. Even Japan's starting to loosen their standards in migration because of which. Mexico has a lower TFR now than the USA !!

@exploringim6191

2 ай бұрын

@@thrace_bot1012 I'm worried because of how reliant Australia already IS on immigration. I've heard immigration is already fixing the bellcurve of youth to elders of the population (I don't know the fancy word sorry). Without immigrants, wouldn't we fairly fast find ourselves dropping on the curve? So there were no youths to look after the older populations? Wouldn't that lead to more suffering all around? (I think I'm overreacting, but to confirm?)

immigration is one of those things that i think is a double edge sword i think there would be a solution to the burdened services where you do embrace the immigrants but i suspect that the policy makers are currently fighting 10 different fires and don't have the time or attention to take the more difficult approach and should take the quick one in favor of letting a problem fire keep burning

Dutton looks like he'd pay a UFO whistleblower a visit...

Honestly, choosing both on the actual hypothetical is the meta for so many reasons lmao

I'm interested in whether the demographics of people who vote (Aus Citizens) vs Permanent residents is actually taken into account by the major parties. Presumably they must know the proportions as people with just PR are a group neither political party has to cater to.

@reez1728

2 ай бұрын

It’s irrelevant in most cases. Almost all Permanent Residents will go on to become citizens unless they’ve a criminal record or chose not to become one. However, it’ll be interesting to see if New Zealanders on SCV444 are taken into consideration.

@AwesomeFish12

2 ай бұрын

@@reez1728 I don't think anyone cares too much about pandering to Kiwis on "Special Category Visas", no point. Most have no reason to ever become citizens.

Yes put things in terms of Runescape more often

@_billyjackson

2 ай бұрын

Yes it's the one collective shared experience of a generation who grew up with shit internet and couldn't play games that needed fast broadband. You know, the real aussie battlers!

"For it to be a non sequitur you guys can't expect it.." That doesn't follow.

Alright he got me. The delivery of his New swear words did make make me giggle a bit

Awesome video Jordan! 🎉

@ImogenBunting

2 ай бұрын

Flipping awesome video! Your spouting what I hope soon becomes populist opinions too. 👏 Dutton and his party ARE THE PROBLEM! #LNPNEVERAGAIN

Loving everyone commenting shit before they've even watched the video 😂

@ulrikezachmann7596

2 ай бұрын

Speak for yourself.

@Elitist20

2 ай бұрын

@@ulrikezachmann7596 Speaking for myself, I'm 1:01 in and commenting already.

Jordies, you were just an answer on the chase. The question was "yourube star friendly jordies real name is Jordan blank" genuinely shocked me

Hey, what policy did John Howard bring that impacted migration? (just trying to learn)

I love that not only are you late to the party, but you didn't even get the hypothetical correct.

"Like and Subscribe Gen X". I did and I have.

@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak

2 ай бұрын

Yet you're, like most ALP voters, probably at least 50.

@andym2612

2 ай бұрын

@@DavidBeamesisaPatheticFreak Not quite, but close. And who said I voted ALP? I've never voted ALP in my life.

@DeGuerre

2 ай бұрын

Grouse! This channel goes off like a frog in a sock, dude.

@VanillaMacaron551

2 ай бұрын

He knows who's got all the money, and many are still to inherit much more.

@DeGuerre

2 ай бұрын

@@VanillaMacaron551 A lot of Gen Xers will be buying houses in the next decade.

I believe only permanent residents and citizens should be allowed to purchase houses 🏘️ in Australia 🇦🇺

@balakehb

2 ай бұрын

yay, we'll free up the let's see, 1% of houses? Australian landlords will love that bit of extra market share

@LazyRare

2 ай бұрын

@@balakehb ok then lets do nothing instead

@rowlandp6314

2 ай бұрын

@@balakehb considering Australia's number of houses (as of 2022 by ABS) is 10.9 million, that will help a lot I'm sure. But sure, you can be a nay sayer all you like.

@Stupididiot67

2 ай бұрын

that would do fuck all to stop the housing crisis. More market for local landlords to buy it all up and then we are right back at square one. Maybe we should just get rid of landlords? Or the economic system that enables them to do this shit?????

@ordavis

2 ай бұрын

​@@EvilParagon4"Expropriate it."

Haven't used fucknuckle in such a long time thx jordies!

Taking shots at Gen X now? No wonder someone is after you

@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree

2 ай бұрын

Gen X doesn't care! And you know they don't care because of how many times they say they don't care! :P

@jameskirgan1605

2 ай бұрын

@@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree Not till you make us care

GenX here. Please stop referring to us. We just want to be left alone.

@theairstig9164

2 ай бұрын

You may not be interested in war. War is interested in you

@frozbiggins

2 ай бұрын

Knob gobbler

@inuendo6365

Ай бұрын

He's just referring to a bunch of hypothetical cryptids, like Bigfoot. Everyone knows Gen X disappeared when Y2K happened

I swear in every video jordies eyelids are coming closer and closer together.

I come to you with zero reference links because life is a bit shit insane right now, BUT isn't skilled migration what's propping up the functionality of the country right now? Like, the building industry is stupidly shorthanded on skilled workers which Labor's obviously on the way to fixing by giving TAFE some legs again, but until we've got these Aussies graduated and functioning in their role capacities, we kind of still need the big chunk of skilled migration intake right? Please someone tell me I'm wrong with good reasons because it'd be amazing to know there was hope beyond the next election

@punishedbnnuy

2 ай бұрын

You're not wrong, but as Jordies also previously highlighted, migration is putting a strain on so many other societal aspects and is a big factor causing the housing crisis for us.

to be fair.. being alone in the woods with a man and a bear sounds fine.. as long as theyre the same thing..

@schuhey7021

2 ай бұрын

And also part pig…

@philjancik4601

2 ай бұрын

understandable i prefer twinks myself, if only there was an animal with the same name

@MaxwellTornado

2 ай бұрын

Bloody fargots.

@BebxOfficial

2 ай бұрын

mnmnfnfg,f.g.,.,.,..,.,.,

@schroecat1

2 ай бұрын

What about... Manbearpig?

I wonna be stuck in the woods with ManBearPig 😎👍

Feel like its customary for the first minute of some new jordies vids to be absolutely incomprehensible

Peter Dutton looks like Voldemort on chemotherapy.

Oohhhh Zinger! WTH is that 😂😂😂😂😂

@Spentastic

2 ай бұрын

It’s Australian slang for a cutting and witty comment. It’s also Australian for a popular KFC chicken sandwich (or chicken burger as we call them in Australia)

If the bear has more cocaine than the man, I choose bear.

@lukeneill1568

2 ай бұрын

Wouldn’t have more than hitler.

I love the Allan Jones reference.

Jordan playing a game of RuneScape three years before it came out? Fucking time traveler

Why am I more interested in Australian politics, than in American? This must be what chagrin feels like.

@lukeneill1568

2 ай бұрын

American politics is trash ever since 2019, became blatantly obvious how corrupt america is that the veil of “democracy” was finally lifted. Not interesting watching a rigged game

I am glad that the "30 years of all gas no brakes migration" is finally being felt.

10:25 The Mick Gordon build up was gold.

I'm glad you are talking about it. I'm literally a foreign student in Sydney.

@reez1728

2 ай бұрын

Then you must go back. We can’t cater to everyone who’s here.

@monkaeyes3417

2 ай бұрын

@@reez1728 bro your country wants my degree so bad employers gave up hope going to careers events for it because there weren't enough students on the degree.

@reez1728

2 ай бұрын

@@monkaeyes3417 We don’t want you because you’re that special. You only have a temporary perceived demand because we shot down our own institutions that would’ve produced local graduates filling local demand. See Jordies TAFE episode for more details.

Yikes Shorten actually did own Dutton

@VanillaMacaron551

2 ай бұрын

Smoke and mirrors. Shorten lost the election where he took axing the CGT discount to the polls. Here, getting himself off the hook too. Let's not let tweedledee and tweedledum politicians frame the policy.

Two truths we have to accept as a nation. 1. Immigration needs to be addressed and its not racist to do so. Similarly locking everyone else out of the nation will not fix the problem either. Its likely to hurt economically in the short term. 2. Fixing housing WILL cause a recession and your house to be worth less, but its entirely needed for the future of the nation.

Not really video related but I see the ABC did their own video on Pine Gap and tried to ham it up and make it as "mysterious" as you guys did.. Nice to see they're original with their productions.

Much love from the states!!

Hitler wasn't gay, when he was young he had a crush on a girl but was too afraid to tell her, he was really depressed about the situation at the time (kind of an incel). Hitlers best friend wrote about it in his book about Adolf Hitlers youth. He could have been secretly bisexual though

'Would you rather be alone in the woods with a bear or a man?' is the *actual* question that's been popular online. It's a silly hypothetical that's now used to discuss women's VERY REAL fears of gender-based violence from men, expressed by saying 'I'd prefer the bear'. I've never seen seen the German art-school reject be brought into it. Yes, obviously not all men. But yes, I'd rather be killed by a bear 1000x times than experience some of the things that men have done to women. That's the thought that makes women choose 'bear'. The point that should actually be taken from the man vs bear discussion: for many women, being alone with a man is scary and it's not an unfounded fear. Many of us have experienced SA and/or DV, & if not we all know friends, family, or high-profile cases of it. It's fear of the unknown, which is exactly what is experienced whenever we're alone with a man we don't know. Is he normal, or will he do unspeakable things? Don't know, I'd better walk faster and be ready to run and scream and fight for my life just in case. Answering 'bear' shows the extent of this fear. It's not an abstract fear, we experience it regularly and many men don't (or arguably can't) truly understand this. For this fear to be unnecessary it must first be acknowledged by men. That's the reason this has gone viral. Women want their fear to be heard and understood.

@punishedbnnuy

2 ай бұрын

There's better ways to express very valid concerns than a tactless hypothetical that amounts to nothing more than a proclamation of prejudice. (and ignorance in the case of the bear itself). To men - and a lot of women who I've seen angrily rebut it too - it's just coming across as gender war crap that'll exacerbate existing in-group biases. Optics are important.

@cetologist

2 ай бұрын

​​​​​​​​@@punishedbnnuy the problem here is that people (almost entirely the men) take it as an "all men are bad" or "men in general are bad" thing. It's very clearly not. Whenever a non-silly discussion of our society's rampant problem with women being sexually victimized, rape culture, and women having to live in fear of men around them because of the large portion of men who _would_ do something bad to women they're alone with, it's filled with a bunch of misogynists barging in and saying women as a whole are overreacting and downplaying the very real reason for fears. Women aren't _allowed_ to have detailed, nuanced discussions about gender issues, because those discussions are almost ALWAYS overrun by men trying to "prove" that men have it worse and that women don't face _real_ issues like men etc. etc. And obviously so-called "men's rights activists"/manosphere losers who try to spread their lobotomized simplistic view of sexism. Women's spaces are frequently invaded by men who are trying to prove a point or shut down any discussion that suggests *some of the things **_they_** do or believe or like* harm women. The bear discussion is a way for women to start discussing the more complex gender issues with each other, and share personal experiences and relate. It's something that really shows the deep divide between how most men _think_ women feel (or *should* feel), and how most women _actually_ feel. It was never an attack on you, personally as a man, or anyone else personally as a man. When most women completely get the point and agree, and many men also get the point, but most men completely miss the point and just get angry, there is obviously something that most men aren't understanding about what women have to deal with in their lives stemming from toxic masculinity culture. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that most men have been programmed to see any discussion of sexism, gender issues, feminism, misogyny, etc. as an attack on _their_ gender (hence the slogan "not all men" akin to "all lives matter")

@manon8083

2 ай бұрын

​@@punishedbnnuy i agree. thing is that my reasoning for this is not what these women are thinking when they do this trend. optics are important, especially for political issues. but the women participating in this trend are literally just traumatised from the things they've experienced from men or seen men do and are letting that out. it is not their fault that the violence they've experienced from men is a political issue. a woman talking about her severe acid burns which she got by accident is not political. talking about the exact same thing but the burns being the result of an acid attack from an ex partner is considered a political topic. it is not the fault or the responsibliity of the 2nd woman that her trauma is be political. she never asked to represent a political movement. it's stupid to blame her for 'bad optics' - she literally didnt ask for that responsiblity, she didn't sign up to be a spokesperson. it's reasonable to critique political choices for having bad optics as being a flawed strategy. but it's not the fault of women that their trauma has become a political issue. they didn't sign up for that. most people are not strategic masterminds on 'optics', and it's unreasonable to expect your every day woman to be one. maybe instead of expecting women to only talk about their trauma in ways that don't make men uncomfortable we should expect men to pick up some slack and try and use their critical thinkings skills and understand that this isn't just 'gender war crap'. if you're going to critique women's 'ignorance' about the bear, why don't you also critique mens 'ignorance' about the experiences of women? gender war is bad. but a war involves more than 1 group. it's dumb to expect 1 group to do all the work to solve the war. and i'd also like to point out that if we want to talk about a gender war it's pretty clear that men have been winning that war for a very long time (i will not bother to give examples because if you don't believe that now then i'd be wasting my time anyway). if something like this halts the progress of feminism, then that reflects badly on men. to use the enemy's language, men offended by this need to stop being special snowflakes, grow up, realise that the world isn't going to just cater to them being sensitive, and stop trying to police other people's language.

@punishedbnnuy

9 күн бұрын

@@manon8083 Good response. I'm a month late coz I'm currently cleaning my profile and youtube didn't give me a notification for your reply originally. All I have to say is I agree. I can't expect your average women to be an expert at political advocacy and optics when they're brought to their position involuntarily. But nonetheless the end result is still going to be, well, exactly how it turned out because men aren't a hivemind. Plus there's the problem of details being lost in translation the further away the conversation goes from it's source: when I was first introduced to it it was via a facebook meme that left out it was a hypothetical, and all it said was that men are worse than bears. Add to that the many people I've seen arguing in comment sections treating it as a literal risk assessment too. (likely a lot of autists who did that). Can you honestly blame these people for missing the point? I'd suggest watching Louis Rossmann's video on "bad activists", although it's mostly about consumer ownership and right to repair, it also applies to other forms of advocacy too. Some form of tone-policing and optics posturing has to be done imo because the whole point of this is supposed to be empathy. Anyway cheers.

3:22 What is that music? I can't place it..

Speaking of culture war, can you imagine how happy Jordies would have been if it was Dutton that had a press conference on how he didn't like to see pictures of himself on the internet super imposed on images.

The difference between Jordie being anti-immigration and American conservatives doing the same is Jordie has tangible economical effects to point at, whereas conservatives just don't like the color brown.

@themusicaljunkie37

2 ай бұрын

Oh ok.

@greasybrownie

2 ай бұрын

Idk, I kinda watch American politics for the entertainment and i never get the impression it's because they're brown , mainly because its illegal. I doubt none of the "" conservatives "" (privately) are against migrant flooding to keep wages down. I do see alot of them say the same things as Jordie but then get railed for being racist. It's weird seeing how Left = Pro-worker, Pro mass-migration. Right = anti-worker, anti-mass migration. WAYY more idealogical contradictions but yeah it's a wierd mess and it's on purpose

@My_Old_YT_Account

2 ай бұрын

The tangible economic effects are talked about by American conservatives too, their parties just prefers to ignore it

@DysprosiumMr

2 ай бұрын

@@My_Old_YT_Account "They took our jobs" isn't real, and that's all they ever cry about

@My_Old_YT_Account

2 ай бұрын

@@DysprosiumMr it is suppressing wages, forcing people to work for lower wages or swap careers, it's true