“Nah man he hasn’t been a pedophile for ages” LMAO

@jwinturbo

3 жыл бұрын

would it be too far if they said I think you mean Mini

@TinoIsTalking

3 жыл бұрын

@@jwinturbo hell of a ladd

@spoof2062

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on 500

@50shekels

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man I'm sober now. I only walk by kindergartens very slowly these days

@christianshaffer5382

3 жыл бұрын

I thought they said mini at first lol

I've taken Chinese for about 11 years now and I haven't seen anyone that is more fluent than this man

@TheGrembler

3 жыл бұрын

@Jordan Martinez my mom had me take it when I was younger but now I genuinely enjoy it

@Nevermore455

3 жыл бұрын

Aren’t Chinese and Mandarin Chinese a little different?

@TheGrembler

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nevermore455 sort of there is simplified and traditional. Traditional is just a little harder to write but they both have the exact same pronunciation just written a little different.

@nakjaw6575

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGrembler he might be confused with Cantonese and mandarin

@baileemetler3987

3 жыл бұрын

Ik bro I do chinese as well and hes definitely more fluent

8:07 that's actually arab, but it's left to right "Crusty underwear" "Big headed baby"? Lmao

@weebaker

3 жыл бұрын

"arab"

@radwanmossalam8067

3 жыл бұрын

translation is still trye

@beans8373

3 жыл бұрын

was he actually saying it tho

@noredine

3 жыл бұрын

@@beans8373 no, i'm talking about the text, but the translation is poor at best. what twomad is saying is not even close to to arabic

@radwanmossalam8067

3 жыл бұрын

@@beans8373 nah

Idk why robot sounds like that

@thatpatdkid5207

3 жыл бұрын

funny how almost no one saw your comment

@jzbproductions147

3 жыл бұрын

When your verified but no one knows who you are

@ilovefuzzycats

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@User-pf2mn

3 жыл бұрын

Cause they fuckin

@zenithchan1646

3 жыл бұрын

Why theres always a verified youtube commenting on videos. Self promoters

Twomad: "I'm learning chinese" *Twomad eating sandwich flashback*

@cossackgopnick3467

3 жыл бұрын

Ima respond a different language

@byelando3957

3 жыл бұрын

yo respondio en un differente idioma

@aijint

3 жыл бұрын

Wo de xie diandian diao bingqie xiang jie dian fadian

@traficantedebambu7624

3 жыл бұрын

vou responder em outra lingua

@Fireblade-cd7dk

3 жыл бұрын

Once he started speaking other languages I was dying of laughter

Twomad doesn’t have a shit mic he just warps reality around him that makes him sound like that

@valentineomalley7290

3 жыл бұрын

He just sounds like that irl🤣🤣🤣

@heardemsayy

3 жыл бұрын

i imagine he sounds like this irl

@maximilianbrunner1203

3 жыл бұрын

A lovely way of saying hes morbidly obese thank u ill remember it

@Daedera

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximilianbrunner1203 The fuck?

@thatwarlock7512

3 жыл бұрын

his own gravitational pull does stuff like that

As a Chinese, I approve of twomad's way of speaking small eyes.

@yungcrackaog

3 жыл бұрын

speaking small eyes💀

@sassypwny

2 жыл бұрын

SPEAKING SMALL EYES

Twomad is going on his way to become the world's first bilingual schizophrenic youtuber

@Ratbastardscran

2 ай бұрын

Oh trust me he made it there

"culturally insensitive" is just another way of saying feat. Twomad

@swagathon6967

3 жыл бұрын

Mr worldwide

@Gage-nt

3 жыл бұрын

Twomad is a fucking enigma and i love it

@Slorborbius

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gage-nt thats a weird way of spelling ni-

@dawrekk

3 жыл бұрын

@@Slorborbius nigma

@stuckonaslide

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gage-nt for one, racist. two, you didnt even spell it right.

TwoMad: I’m learning Chinese Also TwoMad: says thank you in Japanese....

@defectivepikachu4582

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair the hes pretty good at making gibberish sound like languages

@hamza1168

3 жыл бұрын

Wow bro thank you so much for commenting exactly what Twomad said in the video that we all heard him say in the first place

@altdooby

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamza1168 i think he's saying that it was funny.

@johnyang799

3 жыл бұрын

ありがとう 谢谢

@reivensoleil6154

3 жыл бұрын

Also twomad: *chants in Arabic *

6:03: "I am small, less than 5 feet tall” 6:28: "I like penis" 6:53: "I love K-pop" 6:55: "read these nuts" 7:06: "Pickle Rick" what twomad says isn't what the subtitles are BTW, like in 7:06 he simply says "Thanks" in Japanese, but my Mandarin isn't good enough to tell EXACTLY what he says in the other sections.

@stanbot8867

3 жыл бұрын

bloody legend

@beeboo5433

3 жыл бұрын

At the other parts it's just random noises haha

@mirady9675

3 жыл бұрын

If that's supposed to be Mandarin, it's closer to gobbledygook.

@jonin2x

3 жыл бұрын

@「 Deadpoppin 」that’s apart of the joke, my God how dull minded are you?

@namikare7701

2 жыл бұрын

all of these arent actual chinese he is just saying random noises but swagger has to make it seem like he is speaking Chinese

6:45 I am Asian and I can confirm, I’m laughing really hard at twomad’s jokes.

It's kinda insane how far twomad can go with some of his jokes that would probably get schlatt cancelled for the 50th time this week if he was the one doing them.

@bananaisgood3743

3 жыл бұрын

@@cockfightinglord I think it also has to do with the fact that twomad is black and some people are just scared (especially younger people) to hold black people accountable for certain stuff as they don't want to be "racist" which in itself is kinda racist lol.

@RipFlips

3 жыл бұрын

Just accept the funny joke don’t be a karen

@joaodala549

3 жыл бұрын

@@RipFlips you speak the truth.

@diogostw7286

3 жыл бұрын

@@bananaisgood3743 Thats the most true shit that i've ever heard.

@kilnareth7970

3 жыл бұрын

@@cockfightinglord are they fans?

THIS GROUP HAS THE BEST CONTENT WITH TOEMAD

@jensonio

3 жыл бұрын

Toemad lol

@brogamer5516

3 жыл бұрын

We need raccoon eggs back tho

@imasian4364

3 жыл бұрын

toemad?

@bolotniy

3 жыл бұрын

TOEMAD

@poop2489

3 жыл бұрын

Angry foot finger

No way bro, it was a limited edition Collab when you think about it

Rest in peace Twomad

Bro twomad fits in so perfectly with the misfits. It’s like the same fever dream offensive comedy from the CSGO and pubg days

@tristenatorplaysgames6833

3 жыл бұрын

YEAAA IT REMINDED ME OF THE OKDER SWAGGER SOULS VIDEOS

@cu11en76

3 жыл бұрын

@@tristenatorplaysgames6833 Yeah, it’s too bad swagger and Mccreamy are the only active ones, it’s sad to even listen to the podcast as it seems So awkward between everyone

@xandrux_

3 жыл бұрын

it’s like with raccooneggs, except with a completely different vibe

@dean988

3 жыл бұрын

schlatt too. glad they added both them to their group videos, makes it watchable

@Vxclear

3 жыл бұрын

@@dean988 technically schlatt is part of lunchclub with Carson and his crew but I agree their dynamic works really well

How can someone be so incredibly offensive, yet completely immune to getting cancelled on Twitter??

@davdmtz1247

3 жыл бұрын

because he doesn’t care

@cartersnurkowski1045

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t be canceled if u don’t care abt being canceled

@shenanigans4177

3 жыл бұрын

What part is offensive?

@KasperPSR

3 жыл бұрын

what does it even mean to be cancelled? that twitter blocks you? that people give you shit for being offensive? the term is pretty vague to me

@Aids_Viscunti

3 жыл бұрын

welp...

Sooo we’re not gonna talking about that nice lil 3 piece ending with a quickscope 5:00

damn, rip twomad. you were funny while you were here, sorry you didn’t get the help you needed man.

"Culturally insensitive CSGO" With swagger, is there any other kind?

@ryantyanmyan2528

3 жыл бұрын

Twomad

@johnanderson67

3 жыл бұрын

With CSGO is there any other kind?

@ridvanarikan9041

3 жыл бұрын

stop liking this If you do youve broken code lil cro

@cookiesandream4208

3 жыл бұрын

@ridvan arikan are you saying Smitty and Swagger being like controlled cause it seems like it on colddones last night

@cookiesandream4208

3 жыл бұрын

Jslattt

Twomad learning a second language when this man can’t even speak basic English

@jamdamn3485

3 жыл бұрын

I did the same

@Oofmart

3 жыл бұрын

420 likes nice

7:36 wait, why does Twomad know the melody of the ISIS anthem?!

@pwyll63627

3 жыл бұрын

Whats the title

@the_odd_cat553

3 жыл бұрын

@@pwyll63627 “my ummah, dawn has appeared”

@imvocalinbed

3 жыл бұрын

From memes i assume

@purbattle2282

2 жыл бұрын

I knew exactly from which isis execution video that is lol

1:25 imagine he ends up pulling a mini Ladd and then we all look back at this clip like

@scarwuvschuu7370

3 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing 😬😬😆

@jonahevans1896

3 жыл бұрын

Carson tho 👀

@drewblondie4795

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonahevans1896 Carson and mini ladder aren't comparable tbh

@Bryophytan

3 жыл бұрын

What happened with miniladd

@cat9448

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bryophytan he likes mini lads

twomad is honestly one of the funniest dudes on youtube.

@brightxheart

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed bro 😂

@comradekenobi6908

3 жыл бұрын

One of? Can you tell me the others?

@dubl33_27

2 жыл бұрын

oh he makes racist jokes and he's funny, white people make racist jokes and they're racist. sure

@Moxiisickagain

2 жыл бұрын

@@dubl33_27 that's how it works

@cadencressman

2 жыл бұрын

@@dubl33_27 I don't see how that had to do with twomad being funny lol

"I'm about to respond in another language" *subtitles that initially say "Wo ge zi xiao" Or "I this child small"

@ianchoi7142

3 жыл бұрын

You're directly translating word for word which makes no sense in English. What that sentence means is "I'm short." which is followed up with the next chinese caption "I'm no taller than 5 foot."

Twomad is the man of a thousand languages

why does swagger sound like he’s mimicking a sarcastic joe swanson

@DirectorOfChaos9292

2 жыл бұрын

No I hear like an irl Peter Griffin voice

3:31 I now know I’m not alone, thank you Twomad

@joeydubin7169

3 жыл бұрын

SAME I thought I was

@okshuri

3 жыл бұрын

;))))

@sleepless9003

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

The thumbnail really tell us how this video is.

Just imagine twomad popping out of a bush screaming in mandarin

@sirspookybones1118

3 жыл бұрын

In the next few videos

Twomad, Schlatt and Swagger are the best trio I could've ever asked for in these trying times

@ef9307

3 жыл бұрын

and fitz

Dude was literally invisible at 6:09 lol

@vmoney3544

3 жыл бұрын

funny number lmao

@johnyang799

3 жыл бұрын

@@vmoney3544 Like an uncertain sixty nine.

@vmoney3544

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnyang799 definitely

@mrbirdba

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Valve

@Thudro7

3 жыл бұрын

What 64tick does to a mfer

This aged well.

RIP Twomad still cannot believe he passed. I feel for him and his family

@zeeweed3666

4 ай бұрын

Nor him his family he's trash

3:16 i thought it was just me

@finnrobertson2592

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was everyone

@SlyHikari03

Жыл бұрын

Same

I think the Chinese subtitles are “I am short, my height is under 5 feet” or something like that idk I cheated on my Chinese final

@ianchoi7142

3 жыл бұрын

Yet you're correct.

1:25 kinda hit different since the carson stuff XD

just got into ur vids today and i gotta say..... ur like top favorite youtube rn. brah

Always can count on swagger to make me laugh Dawg😂

@sander_fj1113

3 жыл бұрын

Fosho dawg. Gatcha on that one dawg. Hell yeah dawg

@themop7007

3 жыл бұрын

Video has only been out for 4 minutes...

@tenshigomesu2956

3 жыл бұрын

@@themop7007 yeah....

@Angel-kc7ck

3 жыл бұрын

@@themop7007 There's a joke in the first 15 seconds. 4 minutes is more than enough to laugh.

@wheresthemilk519

3 жыл бұрын

AAHAHHAH LITTY DAWG 😂😂😂🔥📈💪🏻

Twomad is the literal embodiment of content and it’s beautiful

As an Asian, I can confirm i love twomad's jokes

@Strata69

2 жыл бұрын

same

I still love that Schlatt can be completely open about being bi, and people still say he’s homophobic. Fuckin great

@InugamiTheHound

2 жыл бұрын

which one is bisexual?

@Coltdawg2

2 жыл бұрын

@@InugamiTheHound Schlatt. The guy in red text.

@user-zp8bj2jk2r

2 жыл бұрын

what the fuck? i thought he was straight lol

6:02 translation: I'm a small guy, I am not taller than 5 inches

@ianchoi7142

3 жыл бұрын

Its 5 foot, not 5 inches.

Twomad doing his Chinese jokes is basically him doing the Tiananmen square copypasta in text to speech

TwoMad and SnipingSoup need to collab

Literally started watching this after my morning ✊ thanks for standing up for us swagger xx

Twomad: **Breath** Kpop stans: Report him armys!

@sierraluedtke5173

3 жыл бұрын

i’m a kpop fan and i thought he was hilarious

@ilovefuzzycats

3 жыл бұрын

@@sierraluedtke5173 fr⁉️ we don’t care

@hobi738

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao idk which stans ur talking about but I think it’s safe to say a majority of stan twt doesn’t even know who he is😭

@golfwangus

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilovefuzzycats Dont be so hostile, some of them actually have good taste and functioning brains

@taqqle

3 жыл бұрын

your 7 months late pal...

Damn swagger is the only misfit who’s quality of content hasn’t fallen off a cliff keep it up

4:03 this happens to me and it hurts

Seeing two mad in 2024 is wild

3:57 yeah this once happened to me and it felt really intriguing

6:10 Did that guy just materialise out of nowhere

@John-doe955

3 жыл бұрын

I watched it back at 0.25 speed, yes

@xM4xDx

3 жыл бұрын

i also noticed that HAHA

@crat5644

3 жыл бұрын

Pop in

This group with twomad is amazing. Also I love traves. Keep it up seag

Your the only reason I laugh anymore to be honest .I just wanna die but you give me those ten minutes or so of sunshine thank you swags

HAHAHAHA I WAS WAITING FOR THIS TO GET REUPLOADED

@Jack-nn6gn

3 жыл бұрын

i could've sworn this was a reupload lmaooo, weren't there a few n words in the original?

@simplyvibinn5417

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jack-nn6gn the speech bubble said &$/?ER

3:43 I can relate

rest peace "toemad" Muudea Sedik

Swag I literally LOVE your vids man🙏

can't believe they're playing with gypsy crusader

@demonmonty30

3 жыл бұрын

Which one is he?

@bionicnimrod

3 жыл бұрын

@@demonmonty30 ...

@Duenschissdoktor

3 жыл бұрын

@@demonmonty30 the one saying the n word

@MegaExCaliber

3 жыл бұрын

You say Crusaders

@FangBoots

4 ай бұрын

Twomad

4:01 I used to

0:28 "cultrually" nice lol

The crazy thing that twomad was talking about is actually relatable and I'm scared

I've never known a more straight group to have THE most gay conversations XD

Swagger just casually pops off while Schlatt continues to explain that his mom has pneumonia

let’s take a moment and appreciate the time and effort swagger had to go through to subtitle that mandarin 😂

I was drinking a sprite cranberry when Twomad just burst into spontaneous mandarin and the sprite cranberry came out my nose

Twomad's back must hurt from carrying this video lmao

Swagger is the type of person to bring up trigonometry at family dinner

Literally the harder I’ve laughed in awhile watching ur vids 😂😂

Swagger uploading is the best birthday present ever

"would you like to see twomad be racist about 8 minutes?" yes 🗿

3:15 throughout the whole discussion i've never been so relatable before

“What is that thing that islams do?” Game: 7:54

8:02 got me tearing up

wow same thumbnail amazing

@REALHAM

3 жыл бұрын

Not the same thumbnail but okay

I LOVE THESE VIDEOS

6:03 Swagger didn't actually say whatever was the subtitle in Chinese or he tried but it didn't sound at all like Chinese. The subtitle also translates to“ I have a small physique/I am very small and I not at all 5 feet tall.

watching swagger play cs gives me so much anxiety lmao

The Chinese characters in the title are "ta" "ma" and "de" which means fuck or damnit

@holy.water.

3 жыл бұрын

yeah doesnt it literally just say “fuck you”

@ianchoi7142

3 жыл бұрын

@@holy.water. not exactly, but it's basically the chinese equivalent of saying "Fuck." In frustration

Nice work!You saved my daily dose of internet.

Best video I've seen in a long time 😂🤣😂🤣😂

twodead

Today, I had to go to a funeral for my uncle, and I was a bearer (I helped move the casket with my uncle in it) and stuff. This vid cheered me up!

Schlatt makes the videos 10x better lmao. This felt like a Fitz video

I missed these csgo vids with just offensive shit and creative jokes, pogs

Came here after I heard about twomad. Honestly, I don't know how to feel about.

And now all the twomad drama has started I remembered these videos :(

@nicholas_gurr

Жыл бұрын

I’m tryna see how long it’ll be till Swagger takes down this video

@SlyHikari03

11 ай бұрын

Same. Man let his intrude thoughts win. We living in the bad timeline. This guy made me survive 2020, fr

@gargantuanpp7761

4 ай бұрын

Now he's dead

@hnstomsee

4 ай бұрын

@@gargantuanpp7761yeah i came back to watch this video to remember the good days.

twomad is honesty so funny it’s amazing

One of the funnier ones. Good stuff swagger

ive never heard someone laugh so much saying “she’s gonna die”

I couldn’t breathe when Schlatt kept saying his mom had pneumonia. Me and her have something in common now.

love this

Love the lighter flick in the start of the video lol

Swagger I love how you're bringing back the offensive comedy, that's how it should be. You said it best, the pendulum will swing back thanks to you bro!

Bruh I’m cooked asf and this shit just hit different

Never drinking water while watching a swagger video with twomad in them again. Now, like schlatts mom, I too have pneumonia

We need toemad and zuckles together in a video to achieve pure chaos

6:33 Twomad the type of guy to learn another language just because its funny

RIP TWOMAD