“You’ve had three heart attacks?” *_”Why?”_*

@TheMeerkatMob

4 жыл бұрын

Cue The Who

@NBrixH

4 жыл бұрын

Doctor: Congratulations! It’s a boy! Me: Why?

@PANDA-sk4jc

4 жыл бұрын

Police officer: Sir, it seems you have been drinking this evening and here you are driving your car. Im afraid I will have to give you a ticket for drug-impaired driving. ”Why?”

@SwampySanchez

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheMeerkatMob what song is that I really want to know

@taiefmiah

4 жыл бұрын

@@SwampySanchez kzread.info/dash/bejne/qq14tdWadKSrgco.html

When he's from a mesoamerican civilization, he's Mayan Bryan.

@wooba849

4 жыл бұрын

When he gets on an airplane, he's flyin' bryan

@jc-ns3un

4 жыл бұрын

When he’s working at a fast food restaurant, he’s fryin’ Bryan

@NBrixH

4 жыл бұрын

When he finds out there’s a sale, he’s buyin’ Bryan

@minimina1313

4 жыл бұрын

When he grabs a towel after a swim, he's dryin' Bryan

@Phoenixwithfries

4 жыл бұрын

When he’s sad, he’s cryin Bryan

When he wants to quit smoking.... he's tryin Bryan

@StinkyBadink

4 жыл бұрын

When he gets on a plane, he's flyin Bryan

@counterfeit1148

4 жыл бұрын

@@StinkyBadink When he jumps off a building to stop the pain he is also flyin Bryan

@deffonotdio6751

4 жыл бұрын

Failin' brian

@pimposki6232

4 жыл бұрын

when he tells his wife he doesn't smoke anymore, he's lyin bryan

@Sly_Cooper-1408

4 жыл бұрын

When he says he doesn’t need the smoke he’s denyin bryan

When he got hired by the FBI, he's spyin' Bryan

@hyewire

3 жыл бұрын

when he cant tell the truth, hes lyin bryan

@hyewire

3 жыл бұрын

when he cant tell the truth, hes lyin bryan

@Arock404

3 жыл бұрын

When he goes skydiving, hes Flyin Bryan

@daltonwynans8157

3 жыл бұрын

Arock when he’s goin for a girl he’s tryin Bryan

@nobodyinparticular6999

3 жыл бұрын

@@daltonwynans8157 when he becomes a predator hes lion brian

When he's a greenish-blue color, he's Cyan Bryan.

@dmeytrius

4 жыл бұрын

D S if he lived in mexico around 600 AD then he would be mayan bryan

@memyselfandark

4 жыл бұрын

When he watch the movie up, he’s cryin Bryan.

@talloccasion1562

4 жыл бұрын

when he's in an LGBT movie, he's A Guy in Bryan

@joesssaucey

4 жыл бұрын

when he's in the air? he's flyin bryan

@danktoast8004

4 жыл бұрын

D S when he hangs himself on a clothes line, he’s dryin Bryan

When he finds out people are making fun of him he's sighing bryan

@lukeunderscoresixdee9197

4 жыл бұрын

nah he ded

@wakko493

4 жыл бұрын

LukeUnderscore SixDee9 he’s dying Bryan then

@ZombieSazza

4 жыл бұрын

When he’s upset he’s crying bryan

@nickmckim35

4 жыл бұрын

When there's a murderer in his house he's hiding bryan

@noahr__

4 жыл бұрын

when he has superpowers he’s flying bryan

When he’s part of an ethnolinguistic group of indigenous peoples of Mesoamerica that inhabit southern Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, El Salvador and Honduras. He’s Mayan Bryan

@_Horilka

3 жыл бұрын

Too much

@on37vn94

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Horilka that’s the the joke bruh

@rileygray1426

3 жыл бұрын

You did too much research for this

@user-qz3hb9kk5u

2 жыл бұрын

@@rileygray1426 and it was worth it lol

“Hey man can we use you for cigarette pack images to keep people from smoking while you’re dying of smoking?” “Ill do it for a pack of smokes” my dad died of heart disease from smoking and if he didnt you would’ve killed him with laughter cause him and i had the same sense of humour and that was funny as fuck

@EbolaClown

3 жыл бұрын

Dyin Dad

@benjaminriedel5302

3 жыл бұрын

@@EbolaClown lethal

@nobutternotes

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss but that’s funny as shit LOL

@dzzenok4136

3 жыл бұрын

i fucking thought you were about to comment like how it is so bad to upload this

@cy-bernet-ix

3 жыл бұрын

@@EbolaClown wheezing dad

Swaggersoul's video: CSGO moments that will make you smoke a pack a day JSchlatt's video: This CSGO video will make you quit smoking

@tomak3613

4 жыл бұрын

A true Good and Evil

@alexbussiere2475

4 жыл бұрын

Schlatts a good christian boy he would never promote the sin that is consuming nicotine through a wrapped form known as a cigarette. Tsk

@CSTLW

4 жыл бұрын

Who has the link to swaggers video

@paleoleft

4 жыл бұрын

@@CSTLW just search it

@SuperGamers57

4 жыл бұрын

As an Australian I’m so happy to see people talking about the man himself, Bryan

I loved that schlatt blurred the image of dyin bryan while swagger put the pic up like 5 times in his video

@WoodbabyCTB

4 жыл бұрын

Swagger hates money

@DzxtremesorZachybewacky

4 жыл бұрын

Swagger was on trending too lmao

@mchjank1

4 жыл бұрын

@Off-Centred UwU excuse me wtf are you doing here?

@MC_Tickle

4 жыл бұрын

allison brock his video got taken down lmao

@allisonbrock9563

4 жыл бұрын

The Isaac Show I didn’t even realize omg that’s hilarious poor swagger

in england we just have graphic pictures of things like tar filled lungs in someones open chest

@teensygutz3795

4 жыл бұрын

i just see them all over the pavement- they look gross and don’t even seem to stop people lol

@tomm5663

3 жыл бұрын

a.lily.h in Australia where dyin Brian was all over the packaging, it has actually reduced smoking, mostly among young people, by more than 50% in just 4 years. A lot of the reason people try nicotine in the first place is colourful packaging, so remove that, and you save thousands of lives down the road.

@troycrann3933

3 жыл бұрын

Same in Canada

@TheoHiggins

3 жыл бұрын

Lol my dad would deliberately ask for the ones with the least graphic picture on them. Completely missing the point.

@Catnippy

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomm5663 its mostly because they tax cigarettes out the ass

7:22 Schlatt: “Swagger…” Swagger: “…Oh no…” Schlatt: “I need…… a *SHMOAK*

@thetrashreaper1333

3 жыл бұрын

Best fucking line

@lunatic4861

3 жыл бұрын

im leaving this at 420 likes.

I like how Schlatt cut out the part where he spelt Bryan wrong.

@NBrixH

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, Brain, ofcourse. Ah, shit, he deleted the comment.

@chow4x467

4 жыл бұрын

Nikolai Hermansen brian more like brain

@daaadoooo

4 жыл бұрын

reality is often disappointing

@dxwnwardspiral

4 жыл бұрын

wait what

@priyanshusil2104

4 жыл бұрын

Se swagger's video

If he claims he’s not guilty in court, he’s denyin Bryan. If he decides to take a trip on an airplane, he’s flyin Bryan.

@aviv657

4 жыл бұрын

When he saves the UK from terrorists the queen will be knighting bryan

@TheBestArchive_

4 жыл бұрын

@@aviv657 no

@aviv657

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBestArchive_ when you say no you are basically denying bryan

@crankfastle7919

4 жыл бұрын

When he eventually succumbs to the suicidal thoughts and throws himself off a 12 story roof, He’s flying Bryan

@admiraloftheswissnavy9177

4 жыл бұрын

He tried to quit smoking. He was tryin Bryan.

When he's out of smokes he's resupplying Bryan

@jesusgaming6916

3 жыл бұрын

69th like. *nice*

Why they making fun of the math homie. My guy was just tryna help

@50shekels

3 жыл бұрын

Ethan Hunt the math was actually -39

@munchlax9972

3 жыл бұрын

and he was correct T_T

@albingrahn5576

3 жыл бұрын

they didn’t make fun of him he was in on the joke

@ATBZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@50shekels what kinda hee hoo honky tonk math you be doing

@jjd3hner544

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sad they can't do basic algebra

The argument over the algebra is a good representative of famous mathematicians getting together for a meeting

"His family is sending us a cease and desist" More like cease to exist

@elusive-osmium

4 жыл бұрын

Cease and deceased

@yulles225

4 жыл бұрын

osmium r/yourjokebutworse

@yulles225

4 жыл бұрын

StenXa no

@yulles225

4 жыл бұрын

StenXa no u

@magna1185

4 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyyyeeeee wassup Andrew

When he’s on the runway, he’s stylin’ Bryan

@ClaytonTheCracker

4 жыл бұрын

or hes about to commit a national tragedy

@nunziofofone2645

4 жыл бұрын

Claytonist 420 you forgot Bryan, National Tragedy Bryan

@Achille--Gessa112

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClaytonTheCracker crime bryan

@ClaytonTheCracker

3 жыл бұрын

And when he gets arrested, hes timin bryan

@ClaytonTheCracker

3 жыл бұрын

When hes rollin in cash, dimin bryan

When he's a mispronounced Minecraft KZreadr, he's Grian Bryan.

@iain8829

4 жыл бұрын

Grian is ugleeeeee

@booty_hunter4207

4 жыл бұрын

@@iain8829 k den

@GARRISON1

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda a stretch

@eliakool7210

3 жыл бұрын

Doesnt work

@lauryniti1807

3 жыл бұрын

I love grian

The music makes me feel lile Schlatt's about to explain the mechanics of Age of Empires

@jschlattLIVE

4 жыл бұрын

hey guys, spirit of the law here

@DerPlusquamperfekt

4 жыл бұрын

Are Schlatt coins faster gold generation per minute than Spanish trade carts in Imperial Age?

@taraos323

4 жыл бұрын

@@jschlattLIVE off topic but congrats on 600k schlatt 🎉👏🏼

@Piskipo

4 жыл бұрын

@@jschlattLIVE HUZZAH

@wife_7617

3 жыл бұрын

@@jschlattLIVE hes now at 1mil!

Lol it actually pissed me off when swagger was solving that problem wrong and arguing with the high dude who was actually right.

@slavicshade2332

4 жыл бұрын

He probably was just egging him on

@Lesquidliestone

4 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming it was a bit? I dunno. I like to think it was, for my peace of mind

@IrateWizrd

4 жыл бұрын

You could still solve it by bringing the 5 over to the other side but it's unnecessary and retarded

@lorddog7249

4 жыл бұрын

MrBiscuitman9 You're right but fuck you anyways

@loganeagle1124

4 жыл бұрын

It was a bit

When he’s a hair stylist... He’s stylin bryan

@lostaccount8222

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a new one

Jschlatt and his "Funny mic" is the reason why my Headphones aren't working properly anymore.

@jackreid2664

3 жыл бұрын

Good shit

@pupyolk

2 жыл бұрын

i like how he censored the actual image of dyin bryan. taking NO chances with video takedowns today

when he wants to change his hair colour, he's dyeing bryan

@lukeb5762

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad he lost all of his hair to cancer

@Xygif

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukeb5762 too bad he's fucking dead

@Blacknd_

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xygif this is so fucked

@aandrew626

4 жыл бұрын

ChimoZ i mean, like... have you watched the video

@Blacknd_

4 жыл бұрын

@@aandrew626 yes i have that's even more fucked

I’m Australian and I gotta say it really doesn’t stop many people.

@solthegamer3769

3 жыл бұрын

It's not meant to stop existing users, as scary images don't stop addiction. It's used as a deterrent for young people

@timmyburnz6426

3 жыл бұрын

No shit i think it's more of a piss take. I got a cutout of Brian on the bong

@IRON.392

3 жыл бұрын

We have them on packs as well in canada. Seems to target new smokers and younger people.

When he wished he would quit, he was tryin Brian.

"This concludes my PSA." *happily strolls away with a knife in hand*

>starts hanging out with swagger >becomes addicted to nicotine >Becomes dying bryan

@xghouly1663

4 жыл бұрын

the cycle of life

@cheese5081

4 жыл бұрын

@@arffie my bad

@arffie

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheese5081 yes, you are very bad

@cheese5081

4 жыл бұрын

@@arffie :(

@woah5546

4 жыл бұрын

Why are you green texting on youtube

when he gets children hes multiplyin bryan

@nan2339

3 жыл бұрын

ok seby

When he jumps off a roof he's Flyin' Bryan. Until he's not and then he's Dyin' Bryan again.

Three heart attacks? You’d think after the first one he’d stop, definitely after the second.

@blew1t

4 жыл бұрын

i don't get why he would have any heart attacks at all, there are literally no benefits to them, just risk of death

@NOT_an_egg_cultist

3 жыл бұрын

@@blew1t smh shaking my head

Schlatt always talks like he’s about to blow up a hospital on national television

@wicked1258

4 жыл бұрын

he's the joker

@vampvampp

4 жыл бұрын

He is

@papichulo4171

4 жыл бұрын

I’m the jokah baby - Schlatt 2020

@thymicthymic

4 жыл бұрын

christ

@mono.isgtds

4 жыл бұрын

Fish

this video helped me with quitting smoking and, i now have started the healthy hobbies such as jogging, doing black tar heroine, doing meth, slowly dying and having cancer.

3 жыл бұрын

I'm proud of you

@neekrobite2697

3 жыл бұрын

fank you

When he's trying to open a can of beans, he's pryn' Bryan

swagger asking why the guy had three heart attacks is like my dad yelling at me "DONT DO THAT" whenever i stub my toe on something

@ProMrLecoq01

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get that bit. Was it because he stayed up so long

@jacobwheeler1348

3 жыл бұрын

@@ProMrLecoq01 Nah bro the guy sounded tired and they asked him why and he said he medical conditions. He actually had three heart attacks and Swagger asked him why he had three heart attacks, like he had control over it XD

I’m suprised that one of them didn’t change their name to cigarettes and team kill him

When someone hurts his feelings, hes cryin' bryan

6:55 ah, yes- who could forget about Bryan's good friend, Suicide Clyde

You've done your country a great service today, Jschlatt.

@crydunkey5982

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Obama 👏👏👏👏👏👏

@officialstromboli848

4 жыл бұрын

Papi obama

@lilboat3232

4 жыл бұрын

Get outta here Obama you're banned from the server

@obamagaming4166

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilboat3232 Don't hate the player, hate the game

@spaghetti7929

4 жыл бұрын

holy shot it’s obama

That guy explaining significant figures got me thinking of 2013 gmod when I got banned from an rp server for asking an admin to explain quadratic equations

@nyanezt9636

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

When the doctors give him an oxygen tank, they be supplyin bryan

When he ends up in a dictionary, he's definin' bryan

i could really use a weeklyslap right about now

@martatomasich9048

4 жыл бұрын

this has been a whole ass mood for a while now

@nooneimportant7648

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like everyone does. Hopefully he comes out with one soon

@Sticky6Ft

4 жыл бұрын

👋

When he lives in a South American country, he's Uruguayan Bryan

@user-lw8bf2hq6t

4 жыл бұрын

seffboi SO FUCKING UNDERRATED

@archerymidnight3422

4 жыл бұрын

No, he could also be Paraguayan Bryan

@joaoostroski4778

4 жыл бұрын

😂 great joke Uruguay doesn’t exist (It is part of Brazil)((obviously))

@ZpLxCity

4 жыл бұрын

@@joaoostroski4778 you spelt argentina wrong dude

@iseeyouineverystar

4 жыл бұрын

Katchoro i don’t know if i should laugh or cry

When the angels are taking his soul up to heaven he’s flyin Bryan

“Why?” - Swaggersouls

The vape version of Dyin Bryan is Deceased Keith.

@MrJ-rw2hb

4 жыл бұрын

TertiaryConsumer if he smokes cigars he can be Dead Fred

@sansouchi1083

4 жыл бұрын

If he died from drug use hes the late nate

@deletedchannel2379

4 жыл бұрын

If he's an incel he's lonely Tony

@deadratsofa

4 жыл бұрын

The weed version is you can't die from smoking weed

@dolos7164

4 жыл бұрын

Blazin' jason

When the doctors told him it was terminal he was denyin Brian, vying for more time n sadly, god was not supplyin

@juliendacoolien3454

4 жыл бұрын

Those are some damn good bars.

@blew1t

4 жыл бұрын

too many napkins napkins napkins

When he does math he's multiplyin brian

In Spain cigaratte packages also have graphic images, and probably in the rest of Europe too

@NOT_an_egg_cultist

3 жыл бұрын

In America, we get fucking ads on youtube TO smoke

I've never been happier than hearing Schlatt explain the dangers of smoking while using funny mic

When he gets in his Mercedes benz hes drivin bryan

Bryan’s family may have sent a cease and desist, but Bryan ceased to exist

The daughter of “dying Bryan” smokes as well.

@muffinsavior3004

4 жыл бұрын

Like father like daughter

@bawicz0

3 жыл бұрын

1 generation to another

@bingoccolon

3 жыл бұрын

she was under a lot of stress after her dad died, just needed a smoke

@vorald4948

3 жыл бұрын

@Vincent Daly No, she became a BLM activist

@scanbbb

3 жыл бұрын

@@vorald4948 yikes

I love how the enemy team is super try-harding whilst this team is making fun of a dead guy.

When he's on vacation in Hawaii, he's Hawaiian Brian

Respect to that engineer guy that actually took his time explain.

1:22 "are you just not a bryan stan" bruh cooper 😂

This makes me feel like I have friends

swagger is like this dude that plays cool all the time but his akward side comes out when he laughs

@pupyolk

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that this video has photos of a dead body and is monetized shows how much of a chad schlatt really is

Nothing like getting anti-Juul ads as Dyin’ Bryan hits a fat one

10:32 when Schlatt sounds like a educational stop smoaking video:

When somebody sells cigarettes, he supplyin' Bryan

I'm 18 yrs old and I've been smoking for 20 years until I watched this video 5 years ago. I've quit smoking ever since and never did I ever want to smoke again. Thank you, Jschlatt, for changing my life.

All it took was 10 weeks, he died aged 34

@wasder-xm5so

4 жыл бұрын

Are you talking about Schlatt's voice

Me and they boys playing Csgo laughing at dying people

When he mysteriously disappears from the face of the planet “ He’s Myan Bryan”

revisiting this video made me look up dying bryan and apparently someone made a minecraft skin of him

I appreciate this so much. A friend of mine committed suicide about two days ago, so thank you for this. Never fails to bring a smile to my face.

@starsiix

4 жыл бұрын

hope you’re doing okay man

@eimhearr

4 жыл бұрын

sorry for your loss dude

@maibuggie

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas Kick im sorry to hear this, hope you are coping well

@rickems1

4 жыл бұрын

I hope your doing okay! That must be terrible ):

@liltaxform5578

4 жыл бұрын

hope ur well homie

Wait? If Swagger watches this, will he stop smoking?

when he goes back to aztec society he’s mayan brian

This video was so funny! I enjoy videos like these! Thanks for making me smile and laugh Schlatt 💛

Dying Bryan honestly my favorite K-pop artist

When he starts investing in stocks, he’s buyin Bryan

When he predicts the end up of the world he's Mayan Bryan

When he says he's gonna quit ciggarettes he's lying brian.

Last streamed: 51 days ago

When he can't get it up for his wife he's unsatisfyin' Bryan.

When he's in his feels he's crying Brian

when he's an angel in heaven he's flyin' bryan.

When he spots a pack he's buyin bryan

When Bryan wants to stock up toilet paper for the coronavirus, he Buyin Bryan

When he’s sad, he’s cryin Brian

This video is like a roller coaster that only goes up

“this video will make you stop smoking” The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

There’s no bigger flex than schlatt using copyrighted music on KZread.

this is the video that I can watch over and over again and never get bored of

we have those types of photos on cigarette packs here in poland too. haven't been a thing until like two years ago but let me tell you, some of them can be literal trauma for a young kid who sees them with no warning

Normal PSAs: I sleep PSAs done with the Funny Mic: Real shit

Bruh when you not even addicted to cigarettes but you still take the advice...

when he's on a plane.... he's flyin Bryan

@Subt0nix

2 жыл бұрын

after 9/11 hes cryin bryan

That smoke grenade bit had me like dying Brian

Is it too early to say welcome back from the dead or nah? *Got to the end of the video. The "experience it live @ twitch.tv/jschlatt" is gone. Guess that's a yes, yes it's too early... :')

@Roperfield

4 жыл бұрын

Jumboschlatt is fucking dead

@Damnedcobra

4 жыл бұрын

@Off-Centred UwU nah, he's in his friends chat sometimes. The guy's just taking a break. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@luvfairlyoddparents

4 жыл бұрын

we need him during this quarantine, we literally have nothing better to do

@yukaricchi8794

4 жыл бұрын

might be because this wasn't streamed live

@Damnedcobra

4 жыл бұрын

@@yukaricchi8794 the one before the Wii Music vid wasn't streamed either lmao.

Health teachers: *Yes*

when he's playing minecraft, he's Herobryan

@NOT_an_egg_cultist

3 жыл бұрын

Herobryan scary af

when bryan has a long day he sighing bryan

"oh no it's just lizzo on the flute"