“Hollywood” Jack the Jobber is definitely the king… of avoiding taking his laptop on a date to the Italian restaurant

@KingMuttley

15 күн бұрын

Let's not forget, another broken promise in the form of 0 heron foods produced

@diabeticman2194

14 күн бұрын

@@KingMuttley you're absolutely right, don't know if I can trust Jack with a promise ever again

@JagerLange

14 күн бұрын

This. Just do it, ya wimp.

I love how Jack always talks like he just confidently answered a question in class, the teacher asked “is he sure?”, and the confidence disappears lol

Running tally for the Cultaholic Podcast 2024 Hall of Fame- Submission Counts: Maffew-8 Ross-6 Jack-5 Pacitti-1 Latest Streak-Pacitti (1) Longest Streak: Maffew-2 (tied twice) Ross-2 (tied twice) Jack-2 Longest Droughts Between Submissions: Maffew-5 weeks Ross-6 weeks Jack-5 weeks (current streak)

Looking forward to the next four and a half hours of the best wrestling content on KZread. Jack the Jobber should be a lock to win King of the Ring, if he would finally take his laptop on that date to the Italian restaurant.

@diabeticman2194

14 күн бұрын

KingMutley also reminded the comment section of Jack’s broken promise on buying Herron foods stock for the pod…

@DeaDGoD_XIV

12 күн бұрын

@@diabeticman2194 I think we need to give it a few more pods before we start holding him to that promise as well, otherwise it'll likely take another year or two of pods before that happens.

Maffew came straight from his job as the evil twin of a kids' tv presenter.

@JagerLange

14 күн бұрын

No goatee tho.

Italian restaurants play vignetes proclaiming "jack is coming", but much like veer mahon he is gooning the life out of it

@bnrso

13 күн бұрын

edging !! ****

@thefiggamehunt6946

13 күн бұрын

@@bnrso (adopts voice of sho funaki,holds microphone to face, mouths words much like a goldfish struggling for air).........."indeed"

Over 4 hours now just normal length. Up the pod!

@yousufseedat7736

15 күн бұрын

Yes and the pod after king and queen of the ring and double or nothing will be longer

@diabeticman2194

14 күн бұрын

@@yousufseedat7736 let’s not forget the real show of the weekend: NXT Battleground!

Spanish/Latin and Caribbean/Afro-Caribbean are also massive influences in “New Orleans culture”. Also Cajun and Creole are also two different things, often lumped together. Love you guys & thanks for the show for years

As an Irishman, the language is Irish, and the Irish for the Irish language is "Gaeilge". The Gaelic they speak in Scotland is a separate language, and we have never referred to our own language as "Gaelic".

*audience engagement noises* cheers lads UP THE DOG

Jack correcting Maffew's pronunciation of Deonna Purrazzo, which he gets wrong the same way each and every week, is my current favourite bit of the podcast. 😂

A lot of courts are like that here too. Reference the Tom Brady court sketch

Jack: Two blokes have been accused of cutting down this tree. Maffew: Hang 'em. Me: From what? Tree's gone. Jack, pleading "not guilty" is the only way to make your case go to trial. It doesn't necessarily mean you're saying you didn't do it, it just means that you're going to fight the charges. The other plea options are "guilty," which is you admitting you did it and you're automatically convicted; or "no contest" (or "no plea," as you guys use) which is you saying "I'm not saying I did it, I'm not saying I didn't do it, I'm just not going to fight it." No contest/no plea is the criminal equivalent of settling a lawsuit out of court - you're not admitting to anything, you're just doing whatever to settle things and get the case to go away.

@diabeticman2194

15 күн бұрын

As someone with a law degree, I never heard of no plea until this podcast lol

That dog did more damage to speed then the rko on the table lol

Up the cultaholic wrestling podcast

If Jack would nominate that he's picked a date to go to the Italian restaurant, he'd win the HOF vote.

Just for clarification. "Kool-Aid" mckinstry is New Orleans cornerback from the NFL draft a few weeks ago. Aside from that, another excellent 4 and a half hours of pure entertainment

Jacks complete disregard for the hall of fame is disgusting

@JordanK14

15 күн бұрын

Mails it in almost every week

@buzzmccallister9464

14 күн бұрын

I prefer the podcast when he isn't on it

@bryanwladkowski1236

14 күн бұрын

Guys lol this is jokes. Him nailing it in is part of the fun. Also disgusting (Ross voice)

Jack calmly correcting Maffew's pronunciation of Dionna Purazzo and Lyra Valkyria every single week has surpassed Ross calling every move a shoot as quietly the best part of the podcast.

Mens: Kenny Omega vs Gunther. Women: Asuka vs Toni Storm Classic: Prime HBK vs Prime Seth Rollins

I love Maffew calling Chicken and Waffles crazy after spending the HoF preaching about, "gravy...that you can drink" :D

Would they rather have had a regular roster member be built up for 3 weeks to lose to Cody or have Logan who already has heat and can lose and it won't harm him at all? If it was AJ again, LA Knight, Randy, Melo, Solo or anyone else the lads would probably complain about it as well.

1:14:33 I become more and more convinced Maff comes to work high as balls

@JagerLange

14 күн бұрын

But Pacitti says Maffew isn't shooting up in the disabled toilets (chiefly as Pacitti refuses to have one installed).

Maffew is giving me Simple Jack & Lloyd Christmas vibes

Those Da Vinky twins that you talked about live like 5 minutes from my sisters house just outside Vancouver Canada. I see them all the time.

Up the 4hr and half podcast and up always up the Fuji

Cultaholic is the best!!!

Listen to this while I mow on Mondays

I'm a waffles guy too. 😆👍

Jack was spot on it's not Gaelic it's Gaeilge or as Gaeilge or Irish. While we are Gaels like the Scots it's a different language. Akin to the differences in romance or connected languages but unique to their area. Gaeilge has different pronunciations depending on where in Ireland it's spoken and different slang/wording. It was a spoken word language with little to no text outside ogham (line writings) before the Great Occupation. Its fluency numbers are low due to this but there is a great Irish language movement happening currently in particular artists like Kneecap doing an amazing job of bringing it to the fore front.

"Hard Wood" Rich Mahogany for TNT champ. 😄👍

It’s the Pax man Woahhhhh. Defender of the Ava WOAAAHHHHH.

Haa! 19:42 Why is it So Hilarious when you can see the dog has his whole nose in his mouth for a split second? It looks like the little dog is going to flip Speed over with some sort of K9-Jitsu or something. 😆👍

The lads complained there wasn't enough bollocks on the Rabbits foot clad NXT this week

I've been in America the past two weeks. Up the lads!

4:35 from what I've read on google, "no plea" means the judge is entitled to enter a plea of not guilty on the defendant's behalf. So I'm guessing that means letting the judge decide? I don't know, I'm like 4 beers in at the moment and tired

43:49 Happy to see our King agrees.

I'm surprised no one said Moose for any of that last Reese's Pieces.

I really like Lyra’s character

Mathew is now officially my favorite member of the shield/ Diamond Dogs

@jollyrouger2945

13 күн бұрын

Or the Dudleys it’s a big family

2:49:21 & 3:45:50 😂😂😂 I could feel the vitriol through the screen.

Up the dog

UP THE PODCAST!!!

2:10:08 Irish/Irish Gaelic (pronounced Gaylic) and Scots Gaelic (pronounced Gallic) are two different languages with the same root language - many common words but spoken very differently. Not dissimilar to the similarities and differences between Spanish and Portuguese.

3:13:17 sorry, did Maffew just quote Eamonn Dunphy?

Sorry Jack, 1:54:51 It was fornicate, R-Truth thought they were saying fornicate instead of adjudicate, or at least he thought of the meaning of fornicate even though he heard adjudicate. 😅👍

the thumbnails should be the king and queen of the ring

The playmaker was the overdrive. The 305 was MVPs jumping flatliner. Tama is essentially doing the pay dirt or little Jimmy. Only one that ever made that move look good was Shelton.

@CEJRAID

15 күн бұрын

He should be using the Tongan Twist as his finisher but everyone would confuse it with the cross Rhodes even though they are different moves (spin in the opposite direction). Bo Dallas, Mike Kanelis, and Carlito all used a version of the Tongan Twist. Test, Damien Priest and Paul burchill all used a version of the cross Rhodes.

The Cyclops slander is unacceptable he's GOATed

What a coincidence, I do like wrestling my youtube. I also heard this was the spot for high level gooning activities, as well as going to italian restaurants with laptops.

Put a blonde wig on Maffew and it’s literally Spike Dudley.

@yousufseedat7736

15 күн бұрын

😅 yes

2:21:57 WHO'LL GO FARTING NATALYA WITH MEEEEE

UP THE DOG!!!!!👊

Crown Court won’t necessarily be because a long sentence would be expected, it will be because it’s a high category level of criminal damage with the value of the damage involved

@Patrick-xf1cw

15 күн бұрын

Plus there will be evidence and the CPS believe there’s a realistic prospect of conviction otherwise they wouldn’t have authorised charges

Cyclops slander? On my Cultaholic Wrestling Podcast? Just fell to my knees

Gunther is winning the king of the ring and jax is winning the Queen of the ring both are great in my opinion👑

I've been watching all these podcasts since they started and I can't seem to remember why Maffew doesn't say the word OVER. Can someone clue me in on the lore?

1:18:02 so...Jenga Boy Jack Perry?

4:02:22 THATS MY FAVE ERB

I don't know about you guys, but to me Jericho's cadence and mannerisms are just Trump with a bit more energy. He even uses some of his turns of phrase.

Pretty sure they where called DragonFlys...

Diddler for H.O.F

2;01;00 much like Carlo ancelotti

For the king, that should be Gunther and for the queen of the ring it should be Iyo

Thumbnail aged quickly didn't it?

1:03:30 😂

Sycamore Gap for HOF

Salou is sort of north east Spain

Waffles > Pancakes

Is Jack growing a tache?

Adult Swim wasn't a separate channel from Cartoon Network in the U.S. It just aired in late night hours and featured more "adult" shows like anime or the weird shit like Tim and Eric. Also Maffs cajun french was actually horribly spot on. Lol 😂

Oh man i totally forgot about Natalya Fart gimmick I would have loved too see Vince tell someone like Ronda Rousey or Karma or even daniel bryan or Randy Orton Brock that there new gimmick was farting 😄😄😄

2:59:00 but what do you guys have on pancakes/toast ?

Damn, an Angela Anaconda shout out, that's a callback.

It's not going to be Gunther it going to be USO versus Tonga

@yousufseedat7736

15 күн бұрын

Bloodline story continues

@johnface3474

15 күн бұрын

They are probably going with randy vs gunther

Cross one of those out of your thumbnail. Tiffany lost to Bianca on Smackdown tonight, so she's out. And Nia Jax won over Jade by DQ.

Pacitti what happened to ya??!!

lil wayne is def in conversatipn for groat. i mean, "real g's move in silence like lasagna" is ... a lil wayne lyric

No plea or no contest is accepting a deal without admitting guilt to my knowledge. I thought you were only able to do this for minor charges. Don’t really see how it works with…murder…

What is a mustache It's a little bit of hair grown over the upper lip I dont have 1 Nobody else here has 1

Nia Jax and Gunther.

Salou is definitely not south of Spain

fir

Baron Corbin is still boring and Blair Davenport always looks like she just smelled vinegar for the first time regardless of what emotion she's trying to express. 😆👍

Matthew hating on Shia labeouf for no reason

My god, that new elite storyline is awful