Big thanks to Ridge for sending me this wallet and supporting the channel! Here’s the site if you want to check them out! www.ridge.com/SQUIRE and use the Code “SQUIRE” for 10% off your order. Anyway, the next couple of videos should be tanky, so brace yourselves for that. We'll be glad to be stepping out of a shed filled with cow shit, and into a nice comfortable room.

@AttiliusRex

3 жыл бұрын

@Pimpf 443 a.k.a. Esquire i second this as i have just gotten into the airsoft hobby but dont want to spend money on guns

@alucardgd2831

3 жыл бұрын

Squire my lord i be from the land of colchester (a right shithole) can you send your army (bill) to do a video there and take the piss (It would be funny and frankly i think your men for the job)

@magoshighlands4074

3 жыл бұрын

Is that meant to be a Scottish accent? Cause if so, that's better than Digby's (Which isn't hard but still) WELL DONE!

@klipsfilmsmelbourne

3 жыл бұрын

what if greyhound was a world of warships film british film war thunder film (no submer um conflict)

"I was in a brothel and I came as quickly as I could". Well done sir, well done.

@darthmauljoinedthescpfound6958

3 жыл бұрын

I am gonna crusade your house

@Amy_the_Lizard

3 жыл бұрын

Figured that one would catch syphalis/great pox and die honestly

@alphagamer9505

3 жыл бұрын

Phrasing

When you spend the last six months on crusade.... in Dorset.

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Bunch of heathens!

@ProjectEkerTest33

3 жыл бұрын

Personally I'd let the heathens keep it

@ZillyWhale

3 жыл бұрын

@@ProjectEkerTest33 No heathens in the glorious Empire of Squidonia

@icecreamtonk786

3 жыл бұрын

Oh bloody hell not Dorset...

@irisallender6796

3 жыл бұрын

@@ProjectEkerTest33 Thank you

"It's a girl!" *sighs* "Chancellor! We're going on a hunt!" "It's a Genius, Attractive, girl!" "Chancellor! We're going to enact Cognatic Law!"

@tortex1

3 жыл бұрын

"Our culture doesn't understand that concept, sire. Might I suggest getting a son and marrying them? Might pass that genius trait onward. Maybe."

@mandowarrior123

3 жыл бұрын

@@tortex1 mathematically if you skip a generation each inbreeding you shouldn't get issues. Probably.

@Alphenis

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, you don't enact Cognatic Law, you just take a new lover.

@AlexBrown230

3 жыл бұрын

"It's a genius, attractive girl." Well son, i found you a wife.......

@TechnoMinarchist

3 жыл бұрын

@@mandowarrior123 In CK3, after enough inbreeding you get the Pureblood trait. Basically your incest goes full circle and starts netting positive traits instead. Mathematically this is entirely possible and it was created after the team consulted some biologists.

The issue I had with this was for the first 10 seconds I was not sure if that was fake or real hair, and I was really disturbed.

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Not as disturbed as my loved ones were.

@rickymcgowen6776

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy if it's a wig, it's not bad. If it's real hair, it need some good shampoo.

Not sure if anyone else noticed, but the Chancellor seems to have gigantism, and so does Egbert. On top of that, the kid was conceived while the king was on a crusade. Furthermore, as soon as the king gets suspicious, the chancellor shuts them down So Egbert is the Chancellors son

Hmm, legitimized son named Henry wearing a green shirt and a red scarf who needs to needs to bring his kingdom deliverance. Where have I heard this before?

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what you're reaching for there.

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

Squire I can’t tell if this us sarcasm or not

@kryzzan7039

3 жыл бұрын

that was one of the best games i have played

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

9 months later (lol) on July 3rd 2021, I come back to realize ofc it was sarcasm. Dunno why I wasn’t sure 9 months ago

@denrol8266

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB I'm happy to hear about your fast enlightment

Yes, another squire upload! Quite marvellous in fact!

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed! We hope you enjoy it!

@meteorwt2122

3 жыл бұрын

Squire I’m sure I will!

Good Lord the open legs in the opening scene! I won't ever be able to forget that, though I wish I could!

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

You weren't in the bloody room. I caught an eyeful.

@gufosufo337

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt notice it at first. Why did you bring attention to it.

@jakeandthebowtie

3 жыл бұрын

The ankles I can't... Take my eyes off... The ankles

@devvytm

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakeandthebowtie You are weird my guy. Absolutely weird 🤣🤣🤣

@TheBayzent

2 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy Remember CK's rules, Carousing sometimes cures depression, so go down to the pub and get wasted until you forget even your name. If you get disentery remember to pester magical chinese old men i the streets until they give you a milenary remedy.

It's been 5 years im still watching you Old champ.

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sticking with us mate!

"Runs in the family" "Ah that's dysentery for you" Brilliant

“Well your sister, I mean lover”. I laughed so hard. Thanks for all the likes on the comment :D Love your content squire, keep up the good work!

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, medieval times eh?

@heliosspecialistarrogant7031

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy you mean Alabama

@RebelHound

3 жыл бұрын

Habsburger Edition

@sherrihall5479

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy *sweet home holy roman empire*

@michaeldavis4651

3 жыл бұрын

@@heliosspecialistarrogant7031 Hey! I resent that remark. That's Arkansas you're thinking of. First cousins is Alabama. 😂

I feel like "Runs in the family." - "Ah, that's dysentery for you!" is completely underappreciated :D

"It tastes a bit bitter" Famous last words of a CK character

Can’t wait for this truly glorious game!

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Only a couple more days!

@tuberculosisterrence567

3 жыл бұрын

It's tomorrow

@sherrihall5479

3 жыл бұрын

@@tuberculosisterrence567 nah its two days

@devvytm

3 жыл бұрын

@@sherrihall5479 nah it's out already 😏

“Oh, I know the one. The one with HUUUUGE ambition.” I died there..🤣

Imagine having a chancellor with his diplomacy skill of 40 and lose him to HRE

@darksteiner631

3 жыл бұрын

This doesn't even makes sense but ok, thanks for liking this comment.

Your acting is just so... witty. I love it!

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks! That's made me rather happy.

"You'r Sist.... I mean lover" God, that made me crack up. How many times has that happened in my ck2 games to keep my kids geniuses. Lmao. And the fist pump at 8:27. Haha.

@radekchrabota

3 жыл бұрын

I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition!

@mitsvanmitsvanio6106

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

@radekchrabota

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 I should have known

@PauloGarcia-sp5ws

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 yes.

"My Grandfather Alfred, who always wanted to be called Canute" [Wessex disliked that]

*The King is dead!* .... *long live the* ... the king is dead.

@ojisanhoward8940

3 жыл бұрын

GOD SAVE THE KI.....DAMN IT!

@Katharina-rp7iq

3 жыл бұрын

Queen. It's queen.

@Mediados

3 жыл бұрын

@@Katharina-rp7iq Why am i pretty sure you are British.

@_Woody_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mediados And yet this person seemingly doesn't know that the song changes according to the ruling monarch.

@MravacKid

3 жыл бұрын

More like the King's entire paternal bloodline is dead, now the crown goes to his great-grand-uncles seconfd cousins neigbours bastard son. :)

Hearing the words “partition succession” makes me shudder. Bloody different succession rules for different titles...

@strongback6550

3 жыл бұрын

Gavelkind~

@Aldrahill

3 жыл бұрын

@@strongback6550 Gavelkind was CK2, it's known "Paritition" in CK3

@cgt3704

3 жыл бұрын

Wait. Does it mean that King squire would see his kongdom divided

@Alphenis

3 жыл бұрын

@@cgt3704 That's why he killed all his inept sons.

"Crusading in Dorset" lol

@dragonsword7370

3 жыл бұрын

You know of a comparison joke for that in the United States? It sounds like "gone crusading in Delaware".

@drstihl2007

3 жыл бұрын

Could you explain that one to me?

@rumplebutts6442

3 жыл бұрын

@@drstihl2007 I think it's because dorset is a catholic place which makes no sense to be crusading in

@darthmauljoinedthescpfound6958

3 жыл бұрын

I will crusade your door and crusade your house

" I just gave her a good old tumble" is such a CK2 quote

8:03 " i shouldn't have said that" *SO HE IS THE ANCESTOR OF HAGRID!*

The Daughter is the best character. Probably his smartest and wisest child, too.

Not only does Squire do the best skits in his country of London! He also does it for his ads as well! Well done! (He also has some minor assistance)

@gachaelephant6841

3 жыл бұрын

*country of London* ?

@ojisanhoward8940

3 жыл бұрын

@@gachaelephant6841 YEEESSSS!

@Demonex118

3 жыл бұрын

@@ojisanhoward8940 County of London*

@nickhuggins1690

Жыл бұрын

I think you mean city of London

Loved the vid, my favorite part was when it was not to subtly implied that the kings only natural born son was his chancellor's son.

They did a wonderful job of capturing how trashy the average CK family is

@Exeggutor_Enjoyer

Жыл бұрын

Crusader Kings, the only strategy game where you can be an abusive father.

Because you have open council positions, your powerful vassals are mad at you and have formed a faction to overthrow you and replace you with your illegitimate third cousin in Norway.

@Rasmusnilsenbie

3 жыл бұрын

yes

Was not expecting that ended-rightly resolution to the mugger problem. Well done.

I was expecting Henry to be assassinated by someone else. Dysentry was totally unexpected.

"Your sist.. I mean lover" Good old classics.

@WG55

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, the Middle Ages.

Ah yes, wrong grandfather name, your wife getting pregnant while crusading, good old crusader kings

"Runs in the family." You utter genius bastard...

The joke about him sending one of his sons to Lindisfarne would have been funny... except 1065 is hundreds of years after the Viking raid on that monastery.

@jorvach9874

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, they'll be back.

@ConnanTheCivilized

Ай бұрын

Tell that to Vikings and every offer piece of historical fiction. It’s like they’re labeled fiction?! 🤔

Simply spiffing, the highlight of my week! Thanks for the new video 👌

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Our pleasure mate!

I would have expected you saying: "Knut is dead! He fell from his horse and drowned in a river." Thats probably one of the most stupid ways to die. There is no chance this could have happened to any monarch in Medieval Times.

@seraphazrael4218

3 жыл бұрын

Rip Fredrick Barbossa lol

@GabFrrost

3 жыл бұрын

RIP Ladislaw Iagelovich, king of Hungary (Mohacs, 1526)

@weldonwin

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno, gorging yourself to death on eels seems pretty stupid

We need more sponsors so this guys make videos

The game releases 8.31, and I can recognize CK2 Way of Life DLC dialogue when I hear it.

Love how, despite being out of focus, we can clearly tell the "queen" in the opening scene has a beard. Wouldn't be Squire if he didn't cast Bill in that role!

Ohhhh myyyyy goddddd. I know it's going to be a good one when 5 seconds in I'm already laughing uncontrollably. Truely glorious humour as always!

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Cheers very muchly!

Don't worry about the poison thing, just preform operation "Load a save state"!

this video is so underrated, great jokes! would love to see another video of this series

"taste very bitter" final last words

I serve the squidonion empire yesss

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

You get a YEEEEEESSSS

@ojisanhoward8940

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeessss!

@karimhammam9105

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy love your videos and my favourite are the war thunder ones like (when tanks dont die)

@shakey2023

3 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhhhh sure north Korea 🇰🇵 style empire maybe

All hail the King!

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Do it!

I love your guys sense of humor! Carry on mates.

Watching this channel reminds me of the old Atkinson show Blackadder, Rowan and Tony again, Blackadder and Baldrick.

Ah, the very reason why I rush for primogeniture before I die every time in CK 2.

you guys are just absolutely fantastic

YAY! New video! Awesome as usual!

Great video sire. Love it as always ❤️

Yet another brilliant video

Great video

I got strong swamp castle vibes. Your accent was bang on. I'm sure the kings son will do fine in battle, a great warrior, so long as he doesn't take an arrow to the eye.

“Chancy the chancellor” makes total sense.

I watched every single squire war thunder video I need more (one sitting to)

The only KZreadr that I don’t skip ads for

I’ve been waiting ages for my favorite youtuber to upload again

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Let me know when he does!

@englishstout1778

3 жыл бұрын

Squire LMAO I think he did yesterday 🤣 Might ring a bell? Squire!

So did squire do the weapons this time again? Cause its simple and marvelous

Excellent! What a bunch of Canuts!

This is the tutorial for CK3 I needed before I bought the game

A bastard son named Henry wearing a green shirt with a red scarf bringing deliverance to a kingdom, now where could I possibly know that from?

Can't wait for Tuesday😤😭😭😭😭😭

Right Good job mate!! Thanks!

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

That ad was amazing

Another great video! Fight the Laughing Fight!

Great job fellows! Thoroughly enjoyed the satire.

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Cheers Ken!

These sponsorship ads are so entertaining! I can't wait for the next upload.

That was really good.

Henry's come to see us!

I once watched from Extra History (Extra Credits) series about 100 years war. I came to conclusion, that it was just like Crusader Kings II!!

Thanks guys. Fun as always.

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Cheers dude!

Congrats in advance for 400k

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks matey!

@umeshsonkar4177

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy welcome sir

Awesome video, good sequel to 'long live the king'

Utterly spiffing when the true gentleman of britain uploads a video.

Starts at 5:35 Something abour his clucking makes me wanna say...GO ON HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON! IT'S THE ONLY CURE FOR DYSENTERY!

When I told them I was going to build a castle in the middle of a swamp they told me I was mad, but I built it anyway - and it fell down. So I rebuilt it and that one fell down as well, and I rebuilt it again.. Someday son, all of this foetid swamp will be yours

@ConnanTheCivilized

Ай бұрын

That’s such a funny comment that I could just siiiing 🎶!

Brilliant

How does this only have 20K views?!

I love that they expanded into crusader kings 3

Ah yes spectacular, can't wait for Crusader Kings

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Neither can we!

This is high quality.

2:28 "Huuuugggeee... ambition" That joke was surely underappreciated

he returns the grand lord is back

Amazing!

This was epic more !

Luvs it!

ck3 is just ck2 but with a makeover

You know I thought Henry was a KCD joke but figured probably just coincidence until the line "... Kingdom gets it's deliverance."

Love a happy ending.

Why does this remind me so much of King John?

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

You mean shitting himself to death after gorging on eels?

So he is not only a genius, but also extrodinarily humble

I have squire's exact shirt. I use it for medieval fairs

... I didn't even know this game was coming out till I read the title. x_x Thanks, chaps!

I literaly own the same shirt as quire. I use to go to medieval fairs and such

9:47 " Big bulky Wal-eh-t yeh" OMG I'm dying!

Congratulations squire 😉😉😉

quite fun.