travis: "Genitals" everyone else: "chaos screams"

@roxelmillian7242

4 ай бұрын

LET CHAOS REIGN!!!!

@katherineelizabeth2232

4 ай бұрын

Honestly, Molly would approve@@roxelmillian7242

@dragonarchive7443

4 ай бұрын

14:10

@loukaspaquette2544

4 ай бұрын

@@dragonarchive7443 And 1:18:28

@epicureanbard

4 ай бұрын

around @17:29 someone paints over the S so it says "Dick Day" 🤣

Travis (the CEO) "They left us alone in PJs"...

@phoebegilliland8897

4 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly! "Travis... you ARE the one in charge!"

@Mediados

4 ай бұрын

"There is no one in charge." Travis, you are literally the highest ranking person in the company.

@uiscepreston

4 ай бұрын

@@Mediados When asked how and why Travis became CEO, the official answer is "we were told we needed to open a company bank account, and Travis went and did it."

@mandalevelsup

4 ай бұрын

​@@uisceprestonI laugh about this every time I remember it

@jenny_of_oldstones3523

4 ай бұрын

I love these people. The hell with parasocial. My found family are exactly "this". That kind of laughter has been in my living room. Terms like like "genital window" have happened. It's pure joy. I love sitting with them because they love sitting with each other!!!

Taliesin: *Carefully and intently making his character as accurately as possible* Sam/Trav/Robbie: "Bro...but could you punch a kangaroo tho?"

@chad8767

4 ай бұрын

They REALLY overestimated themselves there, Kangaroo's are deadly, dogs could rip a person apart. And eagles? They can dive bomb and knock out deer, they can pick up wolves and break their backs!

@CruciferWarden

4 ай бұрын

They were just demonstrating that people do in fact overestimate how well they'd do in a fight against other animals lol@@chad8767

@Aro2001

4 ай бұрын

@@chad8767 I suppose they could punch a kangaroo... The problem is surviving the retaliation.

@chad8767

4 ай бұрын

@@Aro2001 could you get close enough though? They have range

@Aro2001

4 ай бұрын

The only way I could see them getting close is waiting for a distraction and sucker punching them. That said, even with the sucker punch, humans are going to have a bad day fighting a kangaroo.

There’s something incredibly hilarious about NOT seeing the genitals and just seeing the reactions😂

@hordenallimaniafan2565

4 ай бұрын

I love that they changed the border of the cam from Sick Day to Dick Day xD

@Vooblebooble

3 ай бұрын

It's like how horror is most effective when left to the imagination. Only for comedy.

@niapri

3 ай бұрын

And the dramatic countdown only added to it 😂

@simonbeaird7436

3 ай бұрын

I can imagine players making most of the decisions about their character in a minute or two, then spending hours checking the possible variations for genitals. 😁😁

Love how Liam was labeled as "one of the girls and Matt" 🤣🤣

@skylark7921

4 ай бұрын

Oh god I didn’t even realize 😂

@RangerTam

4 ай бұрын

I noticed that and I was laughing so hard.

@patienceholmes841

4 ай бұрын

no bc I swear there was one point where they said the four who were away/sick lmfao did they just forget Liam exists.

@abooie

4 ай бұрын

@@patienceholmes841 yeah they said they were all sick but then they said "the girls and Matt should do this and make characters" 🤣

Travis: “Genitals?” Legal Team: “PANIC”

The NOOOOOO offscreen from production when Travis said "genitals...?", I'm dead

"That's not a bush, that's a garden" is such a fucking EXCELLENT line lmfao

@lolerbates

4 ай бұрын

He's a grower not a shower is also good

CLEAR FOR GENITALS IN 3, 2, 1

@stevenweller9413

4 ай бұрын

This is the best catchphrase ever!!!

@annec8127

4 ай бұрын

I adored this, especially how emphatically loud it was. 🤣

@kaycee1076

4 ай бұрын

T-shirt!

@dark_neverland

4 ай бұрын

New CR merch, 😅

@blubblubwhat

4 ай бұрын

I hear song potential there

Please, please, please, please, please bring Robbie back to CR as a semi-regular guest. He was a fantastic addition and I just adored him and Travis roleplaying.

@EarnestEgregore

4 ай бұрын

Yea I don't know why, but I convinced myself he was going to be in the whole thing from the very beginning and was weirdly blindsided by his character exiting into the wings

@judgemoffatt4326

4 ай бұрын

@@EarnestEgregore Right? I honestly stopped watched C3 partly due to RL things but with Robbie's departure. It just didn't feel right without him there.

@DarkhalfBreed

4 ай бұрын

​@@EarnestEgregoreI mean 13 episodes, there since ep1, and participated in the Sam's AD reads, I think alot of people thought he was going to be there the whole game.

@MikeMcNanners

4 ай бұрын

He helped tie the party together

@toddjordan2198

4 ай бұрын

100%. Robbie leaving the campaign changed it from "Must watch new episode ASAP" to "I'll catch it this weekend when I have some time".

"We're clear for genitals!" is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard

@EStramel09

4 ай бұрын

Followed by them changing Sick Day to Dick Day at 17:22. This was such a fun stream.

@DParkerNunya

Ай бұрын

​@EStramel09 oh my God, I didn't even notice that that's incredible

Changing the Sick Day logo when they were doing Chetney's junk was a bit of genius

@Jack-sy8mr

4 ай бұрын

Of course they already had that animation prepared, no way they’d make it a whole episode without dick jokes

@PJack91400

4 ай бұрын

Some would say a "stroke" of genius.

@tiffanymorgan1059

4 ай бұрын

They did it each time they switched to junk cam

@hannahbartholomew426

4 ай бұрын

And thank you to whoever was running the cam. I didn't want to have to wash out my eyeballs today.

@psychodrummer1567

3 ай бұрын

@@PJack91400Do you...get off...of bad puns?

This livestream was a mess. It was chaotic. It was sexy. It was hilarious. I need this regularly.

@evalynn1863

4 ай бұрын

I've missed this level of chaos from them so much. I need more unhinged live streams!

@SnowChild-wh7go

4 ай бұрын

I’m sad I missed the livestream but yeah it’s amazing

Welcome to the first episode of Talkin' Dicks with your hosts Robbie, Travis, Sam and Taliesin.

@Mediados

4 ай бұрын

This is a professional production company Crew member stumbles onto the set: "CLEAR FOR GENITALS!"

@austintyler7901

4 ай бұрын

Is that a spin-off of Talking Toast?

@staceylong5033

4 ай бұрын

I'd totes watch that

I would actually watch Laura Bailey just creating Imogen for 6 hours. I hope Ashley, Marisha, and Laura can do something similar so we can get The Witches character creation!

This has the wonderful energy of getting to watch an older brother and his friends play video games and they're protecting me from the R-rated sections but they describe it in great detail so I dont miss out

@n4l9bx

4 ай бұрын

That is such an incredibly specific vibe and it's SO true. I need to hang out and game with my brother again

I am dying at robbie getting super close to the screen so he can see the genitals’ detail and giving a report of it 😂

The amount of time spent on Pockapeenis is astounding.

@princemills6022

4 ай бұрын

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

@rhokesh4391

4 ай бұрын

You deserve FAR more likes for that 🤣

To the editor / designer adding the red “D” to the “Sick Day” logo in the bottom corner … I see you. That was freaking hilarious!! Prime comedy right there 🤣🤣

Can’t wait to see Laura Ashley and Marisha making the witches😂

@LtColBy

4 ай бұрын

Yes. A girls night to balance the guys night is needed. Then Matt, Liam and a few of the other guests?

@evalynn1863

4 ай бұрын

@@LtColBy The dream team would be Matt, Liam, Brennan and Aabria.

@d4rkshadow826

4 ай бұрын

I’d love that sm

@theganondorf96

4 ай бұрын

Let's be real, if they made that in that order only Laura would get halfway through Imogen at the end of a 2 hour stream

@wowguy1243

4 ай бұрын

@@LtColBy i second this!

I’m glad to see the German lie-detector got a job at Critical Role!

@jade-leighmacdonald4599

4 ай бұрын

Lies! 😂 Who is she anyway?

@numbernine5894

4 ай бұрын

@@jade-leighmacdonald4599 a producer!

@seanpinkey2188

4 ай бұрын

A goddess called Ashely M. the M is for mmm

@mardek_

4 ай бұрын

It's Ashley Middlebrook, a producer at CR since 2021

@jade-leighmacdonald4599

4 ай бұрын

Thank you all😊

I am so glad they brought Robbie in for this! he needs to make a return to Belles Hells and be part of the main cast

@bayercs2k

4 ай бұрын

I've missed Robbie in the campaign

@Markcrazeer

4 ай бұрын

We need another season of exu. Hell I’ll take only exu for the rest of the year. So much must have happened with the crown keepers between Kymal and now. In fact bells hells should currently be on a mission to find power ups and the crown keepers should be the ones infiltrating ruidus the vanguard knows the hells. Even if they don’t consider them Threats but the crown keepers have not been involved yet.

@Kaiser8361N

4 ай бұрын

My interest in campaign 3 somewhat diminished when he left tbh 😅 and I didn’t even watch EXU, Robbie brought some fresh energy to the table

@ThePhoenixpaw

4 ай бұрын

Agreed. Robbie on a bad day is better that Sam Regale on his best ...

@katherineelizabeth2232

4 ай бұрын

Dorian and Orym need to reunite :(

Someone in chat saying that Sam creating FCG as NB encouraged them to come out as NB and Sam saying "welcome" was just the sweetest thing

@daniilkononov7271

4 ай бұрын

That's sad

@davidparkes7741

4 ай бұрын

How is it sad??

@evalynn1863

4 ай бұрын

@@daniilkononov7271 How so?

@49tkscott

4 ай бұрын

It's following the theme of make believe. Wonderfully sad.

@HollyriousYT

4 ай бұрын

@@49tkscott you aren't welcome here

As a guy/man/dude/whatever this cosy guys-environment is probably one of the rare few places I can feel proud to be a man, this intimate setting is so great :)

@lizablee

4 ай бұрын

Good male role models are so goddamned important. I'm trying to raise my son to be proud of who he is and who he wants to be. I hope you're proud of the kind of man you choose to be, because it sounds like you should be!

@thunbergmartin

4 ай бұрын

Thank you, what a kind thing to say! All the best wishes to you and your son! Im sure he's in good hands :) And remember to never stop hugging him@@lizablee

I've never seen Taliesin go more LA than when asked about his go-to fast food order and he went through all the L.A. exclusive restaurants before Dani just said "TACO BELL. WENDYS."

“I don’t know what Rock does down there” The same thing rock does everywhere… it gets hard.

@viktorstagnetti7491

4 ай бұрын

It stays hard so it never has to get hard.

Taliesin in a unicorn-pattern onesie over a pink shirt with "110% GOTH" on the front is such a fashion moment.

17:21 That tiny detail in the left corner is the funniest sh*t.

@blackalpha007

4 ай бұрын

And the clean up at 18:30, LoL

@kaniamia

4 ай бұрын

It comes back at 1:19:00, when they once again go off on a tangenital.

@enoradesmots3544

3 ай бұрын

They added it again at 48:36 to take it of at 48:45

I was half paying attention when they were talking about sports, and suddenly I hear Taliesin say "I'm prepared for the Crazy Cat's Eyes or the O'Rangers" and snapped to attention. Glad to see Tal is a Marble League fan, fantastic taste.

Just so people know, the Chetney genital picture was not put on Reddit, Sam posted it on twitter instead (I think, I don’t have twitter)

@phoebica

4 ай бұрын

It was, but the link to the picture is on reddit

@LLG-hj8jf

4 ай бұрын

On his official account might I add. Opening Twitter was quite surprising

@DungeonDragon18

4 ай бұрын

It's also been making the rounds on Tumblr

@gappylevine6136

4 ай бұрын

"Um acktually, it is now called X(akhs)" -

@patrickmcisaac3142

4 ай бұрын

I'm hoping enough people ignore it and Elon has to concede and change it back. Buying twitter just to change the entire product is such a Machiavellian, narcissistic move I just want it to fail so he realizes he's not bigger than the internet@@gappylevine6136

Travis at 11:39 : Do you think they have any balding hairstyles? Travis. It's called Bald-urs gate. What do YOU think?

This threw me back to the campaign 2 era when they still had a bunch of extra shows, Ive been missing this so much! More of this pleasee

@greyman419

4 ай бұрын

yeehaw game ranch energy hit me hard

Robbie is genuinely one of the handsome dudes ever. Idk, something about that rogueish facial hair and huge smile and wholesome giggle is just the perfect combo for me.

@afrofaeries

3 ай бұрын

His wife is so fucking lucky omg

@deidrebetts2936

13 күн бұрын

Have you seen his wife??? Holy shit she's insanely beautiful. Not at all surprised a dude as handsome as Robbie pulled such a beautiful woman​@@afrofaeries

@deidrebetts2936

13 күн бұрын

When they did the episode near Halloween where they all dressed as each other, Robbie dressed as Matt with the straightened hair and vest and eyeliner absolutely unlocked something in me

This episode is the single most fucking "Guys Night" episode I've ever seen from anything ever in the history of my life *AND I FUCKING LOVE IT* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The edit to Dick Day at 17:22 is Pulitzer-prize worthy

33:56 Robbie: This is why we don't hang out outside of school. 😂 MORE Sick Days with these fools, PLEASE!!!

Travis ran into the same issue that I did when I tried making my DnD character. It's almost impossible to not make them look gorgeous with flawless skin and luxurious shiny beautiful hair.

Sam, the reason most kids don’t break any rules anymore is because we live in a time with unprecedented amounts of child surveillance. Kids these days don’t break any rules because they don’t get any chance to get away with doing so anymore

@chand911

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like kids are just less creative then.

@davidtheprankster6813

4 ай бұрын

Liam has two daughters. He's talked about how he has DM's campaigns for them here and there. So, he and Sam have the same amount.

@kailowrez5126

4 ай бұрын

Nah kids break plenty of rules, they are just better at hiding it now

@GerinoMorn

4 ай бұрын

@@chand911when you're not present at school when you should be, your parents get push notification on their phones. They can put GPS tracking, screen recording etc. spyware on your phone. They can put cameras literally anywhere they want. It's wrong, stupid and crazy, but op is right.

@nojusticenetwork9309

4 ай бұрын

​@@GerinoMorn a child has no right to privacy beyond what a parent allows and what thatnchild earned, and having measures in place so that they are actually doing what they say what they are/supposed to be doing or bare minimum know how to find them if they are not is not crazy.

This was amazing, and the "CLEAR FOR GENITALS" energy was perfection.

I'm so incredibly pleased by the way Taliesin's Molly turned out - for my Honor mode run, I made a genderbent version and used the exact same hairstyle, coloring, AND face. I think the only real differences were that I tried to represent the silver and gold on the horns and the super red eyes I went with. I was already proud of Molli but seeing Taliesin pick the same options makes me very happy with my choices. Not as happy with the genderbent Yasha I used for the dream guardian, but he'll do. (For anyone wondering, I chose Mollymauk for my honor mode character because I am almost certainly going to die before reaching the end of the story. I'm not still crying over him, you are.)

@Basilililisk

3 ай бұрын

We're all still crying over him! Just finished that episode after dreading it for twenty episodes. Long may he reign.

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again… I’m here for Robbie Daymond.

@RaoGung

4 ай бұрын

If Bells Hells gets made into a cartoon let’s mix it up and make it a timeline where Dorian doesn’t leave.

i want nothing more than a critical role play through of bg3. or for matt to host a session with the bg3 actors.

@LexSchilperoord

4 ай бұрын

Did you know Mark Hulmes, who played Calianna in CR c2, DMed a two-parter with the BG3 cast on High Rollers?

@atlantisundiscovered

4 ай бұрын

@@LexSchilperoord yeah i already watched it when it came out but it was a one-shot and i want more lol. also specifically want matt to be involved since he voiced one of the companions in the game.

the "CLEAR FOR GEN!TALS" scream is too good (also love how Sam managed to start by talking about pica, that was foreshadowing for the brazilians)

@katy1462

4 ай бұрын

*googles it* ahahhaha that's

@pyromantis42

4 ай бұрын

huge "we are Sex Bob-Omb, one, two, three, four!" energy

@aaaacarolina

4 ай бұрын

@@pyromantis42 omg yesss I didn't even think of that!

This was the best damn thing that happened last week and I cannot wait to relive this magic

I’m just sitting here thinking about Laura, Liam, Ashley, Matt, and Marisha watching this from home and just facepalming and laughing.

26:56 Sam: *asks Robbie if he'd do his voice intro/slate for his audition real* Robbie: *jokingly threatens to do it but be a little gremlin with it* Sam: "Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!"

Best quote: DON'T PUT YOUR THUMB UP A SHARK'S A$$!

What happens when the lads are left unsupervised hahaha loved this energy

"I got someone behind the camera on my side" - Yes, Robbie... you do. You have lots. You're the best thing to happen to CR.

I really hope they do this with everyone else. I NEED to see how Ashley makes Fearne in BG3.

@JnEricsonx

4 ай бұрын

Have to do it on PC with mods I figure.

@flaminyawn

4 ай бұрын

@@JnEricsonx And that's just for Fearne's boobs.

If this doesn't convince Larian to give us the Genasi and Warforged races, and the blood hunter class, I don't know what will.

@Maggotkin666

4 ай бұрын

There are community mods for that already.

@kadeaelliott6702

4 ай бұрын

@@Maggotkin666 I’d like this for ps5 though

Narrative Telephone is one of my favorite little side projects y'all have done. It always makes me laugh, and seeing you all lose it yourselves, together, is always a treat as well. The whole experience seems so fun, from you creating it to us consuming it, and if you made more I know we'd love to see it. But as always, it should be because you enjoy making it; not because you feel pressured to. Thank you for sharing this silliness with us! It was so fun to see these four go NUTS on stream XD

Robbie is very much a part of this community. He seems to be the fan favorite guest and i think he vibes with them the best. I wish theyd give him a host spot on a talks show

„Technically it IS uncut“ by Taliesin was such a gem and noone realized! 1:52:28

Taliesin laugh at 1:07:33 like an evil mastermind.

@Hailoow

4 ай бұрын

i am obsessed with how he kicked his legs

WE’RE CLEAR FOR GENITALS had me rolling every time

Of course these theater nerds would have a pane of sugar glass mounted in a frame SPECIFICALLY so they could do this bit.

Man, Robbie's personality meshes with the core CR group PERFECTLY

we did it gang we found the new "counsel of taildore" question, is Chetney everyone's dad?

@repulser93

4 ай бұрын

Is he Gorgug’s dad?

@cylusnorman5945

4 ай бұрын

Cheney's not a teacher he's not required to tell them

@princemills6022

4 ай бұрын

um...it's GorJudge@@repulser93 😜

@DParkerNunya

Ай бұрын

Well we know his Llama isn't a boat soooooo

Taliesin Jaffe is my BG3 Warlock’s Great Old One patron. Goin’ pretty great so far. Pretty chill as far as ancient eldritch horrors from the far realms go.

"Ashton is an uncut gem" I am shocked that joke hasn't been made sooner lmao

Seeing Robbie just hanging out with everyone, seeing them in pjs just laughing and smiling and having a good time was so wholesome. I got tears of joy, which seems dramatic, but I think It's just because I personally have been going through a lot lately, so to see just pure enjoyment in this group of friends just having fun was a big ol dose of happy I was really needing.

26:00 The way Robbie says Sam riegal surprised me, I choked

The perfect haircut for FCG. Faerûn Fantasia. Eighth row from bottom. Sam passed right over it but never clicked it to see the dreadlocks with a topknot. Could have been the blue cables 👌 No one else saw either 😭

The genital clear, the reactions, the editor changing the S in Sick Day to a D... Perfection :')

I always like their guest stars, but usually after their arc I'm glad to get back to the core cast. Robbie is the only exception to that - if they'd made him a permanent cast member for this campaign, I'd have thrown a party.

While I really don't wish for half the team to get sick on a regular basis, this is a pretty cool "new show" that I could totally get used to 😂 happy to see Robbie of course, 🎵 it's been a while 🎶

Robbie saying "weiner...penis" at 39:25 is the highlight of my day lol

"CLEAR FOR GENITALS" now that's living in my head rent free

Did Taliesin finally confirm what color Ashton's good eye is???

CLEAR FOR GENITALS

As an Aussie, none of these guys are walking away from a fight with a Kangaroo

This was so much fun. Not because watching them create the characters was so much fun, but because watching them just hang out and respond to chat was such a blast. I request more occasional live streams, please!!

On the topic "What kind of animal could you defeat in a fight": I'm pretty sure that if I had a decent military grade suit of armor with, perhaps, one of those thick clear riot face guards... if I were given one of those two handed medieval battle hammers I'm relatively sure only exist in fiction... and if we were trapped in an enclosed room together without any major obstructions... I could probably take a squirrel.

Robbie's little brother vibes are the best

This has the energy of four 12-year-old boys at a sleepover, and I love it.

That was funny as fuck!!! Breaks glass, then Dani opens it!!! XD

@GarethField

4 ай бұрын

Don’t be like me and use your elbow for that though, lots of blood loss lol, anything else kids 😂

@danielmcpherson3891

4 ай бұрын

And she throws the papers away in the most "I'm so Fired " walk off the set ever😂

This. This is now my sick day movie. If I'm home sick, this is what I'm watching to make myself feel better 😂

Taliesin in unicorn pjs. That's it. That's just what I needed to start this year right.

I just want more of these 4 doing whatever and shooting the shit again as a permanent show. 😂 The level of bro was off the charts.

Robbie Daymond was the narrator for Trial of Apollo and was absolutely fantastic! I appreciate more content from him through CR!

I love that 4 grown men are absolutely losing their minds laughing at dangle physics in a video game character creation menu. Sam's miming of it killed me

There's something very comforting about the idea that a pro table had to cancel game because of illness. And hanging out f-ing around with a video game because game is off is pretty much exactly how this works at our table. When I'm losing the fight to microorganisms, my go-to food is some Vietnamese Pho-Ga with lots of chili sauce. It overtook matzah ball soup because there's so much flavor to pummel it's way through cold or flu.

I came here because of the shorts of Robbie doing the close up “Turbo Turtleneck” commentary. The entire vod did not disappoint - love these guys.

I absolutely LOVE that Robbie Daymond is the emergency plan. I love him so much! XD

I missed Robbie and his chaos so much. He is our Essek.

I wouldn’t complain if we had another boy’s night like this again. This was SUCH a treat!

29:26 I think Akechi came out for a second there before Robbie took back control

1:26:12 Shoutout to Tal liking Crazy Cat's Eyes. I also am a team Galactic Fan. Jelle's Marble league is amazing.

@Zambooxler

3 ай бұрын

Great choice! Raspberry Racers for life for me though!

Please give us more absolute chaos that is Travis, Sam, Taliesin, and Robbie!!! Absolutely love seeing the energy and shenanigans that arises from you guys!!!! 😂🤣🤩

thank you captioners! I've been patiently waiting. you are always appreciated.

Standby for genitals t-shirt when? Seriously though, this was an insanely fun format. 🙂

Absolutely love the non-verbal opening. Dani rubbing Ashley's shoulder in calming manner before giving her the admonising looks for breaking the glass instead of just opening the case. 😂

17:23 Just wanted to give props to whoever painted over the “S” in Sick to a “D” to make Dick Day. I see you 😂😂

Oddly enough, I am watching this as I am currently sick as a dog. Perfect timing.

Sam’s pink hat gives me life

Taliesins marble league callout is iconic

I love that Taleisin is a Disney kid. I'd kill to spend a day at one of the parks with him, he seems like he'd make it more fun.

Living for Taliesin comparing Ashton and Caduceus to Vyvyan and Neil from the Young Ones.

I am so glad this got posted, I was bummed when I missed it live. Hardest I've laughed in a long fucking time. Please do more sick days with these four!