Cristela Alonzo - Pretending To Be Indian

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#CristelaAlonzo on growing up in Texas, the sad truth about Build-A-Bear, and how trying to avoid small talk lead to her pretending to be Indian.
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  • @montushah8856
    @montushah88565 жыл бұрын

    I am Indian, and Mexicans always confuse me for being Mexican, they come up to me and talk in Spanish or even ask me if i am from Mexico, and i have to explain i don't speak Spanish, and they're nice about it, they laugh it off and tell me "oh, sorry, i thought you were Mexican", and i kind of laugh it off too.

  • @champx1819

    @champx1819

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gauravpdaksh why you think she's lucky lol. Inferiority complex smh

  • @gauravpdaksh

    @gauravpdaksh

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@champx1819 its my dream to go

  • @champx1819

    @champx1819

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gauravpdaksh for tourism?

  • @gauravpdaksh

    @gauravpdaksh

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@champx1819 to live

  • @champx1819

    @champx1819

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gauravpdaksh typical migrator dream. It's almost embarassing. Well good luck

  • @amitalati5741
    @amitalati57414 жыл бұрын

    I’m Indian. Other Latinos start talking to me in Spanish. In my Spanish 101 .. yo soy Indian. 😆

  • @elenapelayo1

    @elenapelayo1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Los Santos no.. You would say "soy Indio" or say "soy de la India". Indiano isn't a word used.

  • @vstech9573

    @vstech9573

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tum indian ho

  • @bellosh

    @bellosh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Looks like u have embraced ur heritage 🤣 "other latinos" ♥️

  • @arturodelagarza9028

    @arturodelagarza9028

    3 жыл бұрын

    AMI ,IF YOU'RE BROWN, LATINOS FEEL COMFORTABLE AROUND OTHER BROWN PEOPLE.,AND IF YOU PASS FOR LATINO. WELL WHAT DO EXPECT. THE FIRST PERSON I MET IN THE AIR FORCE WAS A DOCTOR. I WAS LIKE WOW SIR .FINALLY A MEXICAN. HE LAUGHED AND SAID NO AIRMAN DELA GARZA. I'M FROM INDA. HE WAS AN OFFICER. GREAT DOCTOR. WELL BROWN BROTHER, OR SISTER. TAKE CARE

  • @Fight77965

    @Fight77965

    2 жыл бұрын

    Indians plz stfu y’all Indian mfs don’t look Mexican there is hella difference . I bet no person has ever fkin talked to you in Spanish cuz Mexicans ain’t that dumb .

  • @AbhishekSingh-em2bq
    @AbhishekSingh-em2bq6 жыл бұрын

    I am an Indian and I can't believe mexicans are so similar to Indians.

  • @IndianArma

    @IndianArma

    6 жыл бұрын

    Gypsies that came from Portugal and Spain to Latin America look primarily like Indians, it’s because gypsies constituents one of the first Indian diasporas to migrate to Europe, through Central Asia in 11th-12th century. They became even more widespread after subsequent European colonialism (Africa, South America) She probably just has some gypsie gene..

  • @anuraagsaxena7942

    @anuraagsaxena7942

    4 жыл бұрын

    Watch Gabriel Iglesias stand up show

  • @larrykinari1872

    @larrykinari1872

    4 жыл бұрын

    Abhishek Singh they’re not

  • @pratishvishwasrao2557

    @pratishvishwasrao2557

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@larrykinari1872 exactly,those indians who say this they just want to feel good cuz "bahaar ka hai na" 🙄

  • @AlphaMaverick1111

    @AlphaMaverick1111

    4 жыл бұрын

    ​@@IndianArma Not true, most Mexicans have a high proportion of Indigenous American ancestry (dna testing has proven this consistently), thats part of the reason why many of them have a brown skin tone.

  • @hatessmug
    @hatessmug6 жыл бұрын

    I was confused for a mexican a lot of times and I'm indian lol

  • @elenapelayo1

    @elenapelayo1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @hrisikesh Bakshi clearly you took the time to answer a two year old comment 😆

  • @mr.noname6109

    @mr.noname6109

    3 жыл бұрын

    @hrisikesh Bakshi no it means you cared to reply.

  • @mr.noname6109

    @mr.noname6109

    3 жыл бұрын

    @hrisikesh Bakshiyou proved my point, you cared.

  • @pranavtiwari6772

    @pranavtiwari6772

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Rebecca Coley-Baker Well you have the same genetic composition majority of Mexicans have, (ie Native American+White). No wonder why they mistakenly think you're Mexican.

  • @raymondacosta4150

    @raymondacosta4150

    3 жыл бұрын

    @hrisikesh Bakshi Wow! I’ve never heard of an illiterate you can’t even read numbers! And that shit’s universal! The 453 likes says ppl do care.

  • @elvinafernandes
    @elvinafernandes6 жыл бұрын

    She really looks indian

  • @WycliffStudios

    @WycliffStudios

    6 жыл бұрын

    GOod looking Indians look like Mexicans.

  • @saywhat5034

    @saywhat5034

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cliff Gamer007 and a good looking Mexican looks European I guess.

  • @Q_QQ_Q

    @Q_QQ_Q

    6 жыл бұрын

    +Say What wtf ? since when european means good looking ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Q_QQ_Q

    @Q_QQ_Q

    6 жыл бұрын

    those latinos who look like indians are actualy gypsies from europe which spanish and portuguese took to south america . so she is technically indian .

  • @pmaster1173

    @pmaster1173

    6 жыл бұрын

    Groot Official nope. Mexicans and native Americans are brown. They tend to look Indian cause they migrated from Central Asia. Near to India.

  • @330MillionGods
    @330MillionGods6 жыл бұрын

    India has ALL kinds of weather at the same time. In some parts it snows, in some parts it is like a sahara dezert, in some parts , it like venice. So one can get away with anything.

  • @manikkrsingh8359

    @manikkrsingh8359

    4 жыл бұрын

    Frenemy True that.

  • @petertopno8040

    @petertopno8040

    4 жыл бұрын

    India has diverse climate and diverse people as well.

  • @rohankhargachettri

    @rohankhargachettri

    3 жыл бұрын

    Frenemy your DP is peaceful & positive

  • @amitgurung6499

    @amitgurung6499

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hasaes Muji

  • @loveujiminiee

    @loveujiminiee

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ya every state is like a different country

  • @TheKhela89
    @TheKhela893 жыл бұрын

    Im a British Indian and went on holiday to Mexico. Waiters etc got confused that I couldnt speak Spanish and almost seemed disappointed in me. For the first time in my life I understood what it must feel like to be a white guy travelling Europe. I blended in!

  • @Achayanrapper
    @Achayanrapper3 жыл бұрын

    omg she looks so Indian /Punjabi i swear if she ever comes to india people would love her jokes!!💓🔥😂 so funny!!

  • @Achayanrapper

    @Achayanrapper

    3 жыл бұрын

    @jass haha 😄!!!accurate Punjaban!!

  • @Achayanrapper

    @Achayanrapper

    3 жыл бұрын

    @jass i meant cristela !!

  • @Achayanrapper

    @Achayanrapper

    2 жыл бұрын

    @WhAtEveRrr neither Americans enjoy indian jokes 🙂

  • @gingerchutney1638

    @gingerchutney1638

    2 жыл бұрын

    Punjabi? She looks soo much similar to my South Indian cousin. Exact body size, extremely similar facial features, identical skin colour, except the voice.

  • @Achayanrapper

    @Achayanrapper

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gingerchutney1638 i didnt say punjabis doesn't look like us south indians!! In evey place in india we have similar looking people from north to south

  • @TheTrippleTKA
    @TheTrippleTKA6 жыл бұрын

    I figured she'd do typical indian accent bullshit but this was lot smart.

  • @anticringepill1313

    @anticringepill1313

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's so annoying no one speaks like that

  • @shriswamiramanand
    @shriswamiramanand5 жыл бұрын

    "I know you are mexican & you pay with debit card." -lol "Even pretending to be indian forces one to study." --

  • @majestic6303

    @majestic6303

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don't get that joke. Mexican paying with debit card.

  • @omshree2448

    @omshree2448

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@majestic6303 Indian American community is rich enough to apply for a credit card. Hey, I am just speaking stats . Not trynna hate or something.

  • @user-ur8hr4cy3z

    @user-ur8hr4cy3z

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@majestic6303 I think there is her name written on the debit card

  • @slangpro3564

    @slangpro3564

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@majestic6303 @महात्मा आंधी signature on the back side

  • @patheticgamer325

    @patheticgamer325

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@majestic6303 i thought indian people only pay by cash or something

  • @r.m7921
    @r.m79213 жыл бұрын

    My sister used to get confused for being a cuban/mexican when she was staying in Florida and we are Indians.

  • @roman5782

    @roman5782

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your name doesn't help the cause mate.

  • @r.m7921

    @r.m7921

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@roman5782 cause?

  • @roman5782

    @roman5782

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@r.m7921 Most people outside India think only Hindus and Muslims make up the Indian diaspora. So when one sees a brown Mathew, they are likely to take them for a Hispanic. Russell Peters went through same shit all the time.

  • @r.m7921

    @r.m7921

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@roman5782 haha yeah that true. If they meet Indian konkan Catholic who have Portuguese surnames they would be more confused

  • @roman5782

    @roman5782

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@r.m7921 Indeed! A lanky catholic friend of mine from Vasai would mingle more with his Brazilian friends than with his Indian ones. He also often got treated as a Philippino. Strange!

  • @330MillionGods
    @330MillionGods6 жыл бұрын

    I am an Indian and I have been mistaken to be mexican and egyptian.

  • @madvertising

    @madvertising

    6 жыл бұрын

    Frenemy LMAO

  • @nishchaysrivastava6251

    @nishchaysrivastava6251

    6 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @greatpeopleofhimachal5043

    @greatpeopleofhimachal5043

    3 жыл бұрын

    @EXTREME 😑😑😑 Bro mexican , Egyptian , indian All r brown That's why she was mistaken

  • @whocares3132

    @whocares3132

    3 жыл бұрын

    @EXTREME yeah North eastern Indians look like chinese.

  • @divyanshgautam5879

    @divyanshgautam5879

    3 жыл бұрын

    @EXTREME maybe some north east indians can be mistaken because they have sino Tibetan facial features but indians from other parts are quite different from Chinese and other south east Asian people 👍

  • @MrAkmind
    @MrAkmind3 жыл бұрын

    we indians r everywhere, there’s no escaping us 😂

  • @rockerboy4184

    @rockerboy4184

    3 жыл бұрын

    that's quite annoying right 😬😬

  • @MrAkmind

    @MrAkmind

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rockerboy4184 haha for others maybe but its a quality only few possess

  • @Fight77965

    @Fight77965

    2 жыл бұрын

    Y’all r so creepy

  • @MrAkmind

    @MrAkmind

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Fight77965 maybe u've only met the creepy ones but u cant generalize like this

  • @TheGiantSlayer7

    @TheGiantSlayer7

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @siddharthk9487
    @siddharthk94876 жыл бұрын

    Her flow and delivery of bits is on point!

  • @ameerulaqmalmalek9470
    @ameerulaqmalmalek94706 жыл бұрын

    This girl is amazing.. she takes her time, she's comfortable on stage.. and her punchline is funny..

  • @MikeMessiah

    @MikeMessiah

    6 жыл бұрын

    shes boring af

  • @abishekraju4521

    @abishekraju4521

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MikeMessiah Well I think half the audience in the video would agree with you. But I agree with the other half. I loved the entire thing.

  • @HNIN1973

    @HNIN1973

    10 ай бұрын

    Needs to work on her material, timing and.. just everything. She's going at a pace like she's always about to hit you with something good and it's just eh..

  • @jayabratakarmakar
    @jayabratakarmakar4 жыл бұрын

    So which part of India are you from??? Intellectual mexicans:- Indonesia....

  • @IrinNovy
    @IrinNovy6 жыл бұрын

    Well, at least that made her study something about a foreign country.

  • @amansharma564

    @amansharma564

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😅

  • @simondungeon1218

    @simondungeon1218

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @aliasiskey4434

    @aliasiskey4434

    3 жыл бұрын

    The second time, the first being America 🤷

  • @zee9276

    @zee9276

    3 жыл бұрын

    unfortunately an obnoxious one

  • @bharathsf
    @bharathsf4 жыл бұрын

    She looks like most of my colleagues in India

  • @AsitdyaDsr
    @AsitdyaDsr6 жыл бұрын

    She is funny. I am Indian but often mistaken for a middle eastern or South American , so looks like Indian too:-)

  • @suhridguha2560

    @suhridguha2560

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude I am Indian and I live in India someone thought i was Israeli xD

  • @greatpeopleofhimachal5043

    @greatpeopleofhimachal5043

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@suhridguha2560 😑😑😑 don't joke

  • @suhridguha2560

    @suhridguha2560

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@greatpeopleofhimachal5043 not joking bro. At the Taj Mahal they asked me for my passport xD

  • @greatpeopleofhimachal5043

    @greatpeopleofhimachal5043

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@suhridguha2560 good enjoy ur life Even Many people in himachal also look foreigner Even himachali among themselves are confused that he / she is from Himachal or from other countries Like we have small eyes people (Yaa mongoloids) Red/ Irish type hair People (minority) White silver eye people Iranian shade people( majority) ( Even i also look like Iranians) All thanks to cold environment Lol , india is diverse

  • @suhridguha2560

    @suhridguha2560

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@greatpeopleofhimachal5043 true that

  • @airport862
    @airport8626 жыл бұрын

    She is a funny and capable comedian. Made a number of appearances on television. So you can say, she is well seasoned.

  • @supertrooper4353
    @supertrooper43533 жыл бұрын

    i've gotten the "you look Mexican/South American" so many times and yet I'm Indian. No disrespect, I just think it's funny how we get confused for one another - then again we both have passion for spicy food, use very similar, if not exactly same ingredients, and celebrate life with lot of music and dance - so i can see why people get tripped up so much LOL

  • @markzuckerbergsrightnipple1244

    @markzuckerbergsrightnipple1244

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yesss, I'm Mexican and ive been confused with Indian countless of times.

  • @slurpii4669

    @slurpii4669

    2 жыл бұрын

    The "spicy food" is not a south America thing

  • @markzuckerbergsrightnipple1244

    @markzuckerbergsrightnipple1244

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@slurpii4669 They said they *look* like a South American hence why they're being confused for one. Not one time did they mention it was a South American thing, idiot.

  • @amit4Bihar

    @amit4Bihar

    Жыл бұрын

    Mexico and Americas are the patal lok in hindu scriptures.

  • @tstanmoysamanta
    @tstanmoysamanta6 жыл бұрын

    She really looks like Indian.

  • @chanakyadevil

    @chanakyadevil

    6 жыл бұрын

    that needn't be pointed out , it's the title and the basis of the set.

  • @aaronabraham4630

    @aaronabraham4630

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats because she is.

  • @GK-fy9dd
    @GK-fy9dd3 жыл бұрын

    I thought she was indian that's y i clicked on this 😂

  • @jamesbond007802
    @jamesbond0078026 жыл бұрын

    She looks indian though

  • @mannycistro2023
    @mannycistro20233 жыл бұрын

    Somebody in the comments section said 'Good-looking Indians look like Mexicans" and I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shrishti6406

    @shrishti6406

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@slangpro3564 🤦🤦🤦bro we don't look like anyone ,we look like Indians ..

  • @slangpro3564

    @slangpro3564

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shrishti6406 I am talking about the Diversity of INDIANS even in skin color and Brown color is Exotic

  • @markzuckerbergsrightnipple1244

    @markzuckerbergsrightnipple1244

    2 жыл бұрын

    That shit was funny ngl

  • @hemmojito
    @hemmojito6 жыл бұрын

    aww this audience is dead, man

  • @BadgerUKvideo

    @BadgerUKvideo

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought this was a Canadian crowd? My understanding is that they consume comedy in the same way as other non-Americans.

  • @MohaAlraed

    @MohaAlraed

    6 жыл бұрын

    she's not funny

  • @vasily2022

    @vasily2022

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yep! This audience wasn't very good.

  • @abhimanyujha5550

    @abhimanyujha5550

    3 жыл бұрын

    All she did was to shout and i am more than sure now women can never be as funny as men and i am a feminist

  • @BTSARMY-zv8sm

    @BTSARMY-zv8sm

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just go watch the korean show Sister's slam dunk Its all women cast and once you are into it you can't stop laughing and will surely binge watch it... So please don't say all women are not funny Please don't generalise because of the very less people you have watched or seen

  • @sachinaswal
    @sachinaswal6 жыл бұрын

    She’s funny but not the audience.

  • @330MillionGods

    @330MillionGods

    6 жыл бұрын

    so true !

  • @Q_QQ_Q

    @Q_QQ_Q

    6 жыл бұрын

    those latinos who look like indians are actualy gypsies from europe which spanish and portuguese took to south america . so she is technically indian .

  • @tmk7301

    @tmk7301

    6 жыл бұрын

    Why the hell does everyone keep accusing the audience . I can hear loud laughs when she delivers the punchlines , are they supposed to laugh continuously for no reason.?

  • @whocares3132

    @whocares3132

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Q_QQ_Q what are native south Americans look like?

  • @bitupanborah8497
    @bitupanborah84974 жыл бұрын

    I am Indian. She is Funny. The Audience is awful.

  • @Californiansurfer
    @Californiansurfer6 жыл бұрын

    I work in Kentucky and Indiana they always assume , I am from India, it’s funny,

  • @tstanmoysamanta

    @tstanmoysamanta

    6 жыл бұрын

    yeh because some mexicans are really look like Indian....

  • @user-qy8zi8hq4v

    @user-qy8zi8hq4v

    4 жыл бұрын

    You really look like Indian

  • @bhav250874

    @bhav250874

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh god!!u have a typical typical north indian face!!!man!!!

  • @Californiansurfer

    @Californiansurfer

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Games Account there is a large Indian community today. Truckers.

  • @msfh1991
    @msfh19912 жыл бұрын

    I'm Desi and people always think I'm Mexican 🤗 we're interchangeable hahah

  • @mrvk699
    @mrvk6996 жыл бұрын

    Indians love to pay with Cash. Great amount of people pay with cash not card. And we don't like taking Too much of Stuff bought on Credit.

  • @mrvk699

    @mrvk699

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Srt _ Yeah man reward points are great. But paying a car or a phone in warm freshly withdrawn cash is another experience, because then u realise ur trading ur money for this product your abput to acquire

  • @amitpatilamit

    @amitpatilamit

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joke was about Indians living in America though. They are one of the richest minority there. Some Mexicans, struggle with keeping credit scores high and fail to get good credit cards. So they end up paying cash or using debit cards.

  • @Kk-yi6hk
    @Kk-yi6hk3 жыл бұрын

    I'm an Indian but I don't think we have any similarities with Mexican. But I really like Mexican people and their culture. Te amo maxico.

  • @rohang8246

    @rohang8246

    2 жыл бұрын

    Both have brownish skin colour Both habe spicy food and rich culture Both have unique languages Both have poverty sadly too lol

  • @udaybanavath

    @udaybanavath

    2 жыл бұрын

    U dont have native indian culture

  • @rohang8246

    @rohang8246

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@udaybanavath what are you talking about?

  • @saikatbanik9359

    @saikatbanik9359

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@udaybanavath how?

  • @markzuckerbergsrightnipple1244

    @markzuckerbergsrightnipple1244

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm Mexican and we have more similarities than you think lol

  • @ghumanharj
    @ghumanharj6 жыл бұрын

    That was funny! The ending was awesome!!

  • @lolyframboise
    @lolyframboise6 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahaha the end was hilarious!!!

  • @mtndr7501
    @mtndr75013 жыл бұрын

    Same thing happened with me, this lady at saloon asked me if I was from particular region and I lied just to avoid small talk, but then she told me she came from there too and wanted to know where exactly...I had no clue

  • @quantumhelium
    @quantumhelium6 жыл бұрын

    Just out of curiosity, why would the woman at the nail salon shut up if she was Indian? I didn't get that...

  • @mikey6538
    @mikey65386 жыл бұрын

    I love her cos she makes me laugh so loud in the bus while I am on Bluetooth and I can see people's weird reactions.

  • @hariharanvenkataramani7311
    @hariharanvenkataramani73115 жыл бұрын

    Well done Cristela! That was legit funny all the way through from the cartels to the studying. Good luck!

  • @theethree1817
    @theethree18174 жыл бұрын

    My husband and I loved your TV show. I wish you were still on.

  • @gihankanishka
    @gihankanishka6 жыл бұрын

    The end 😂😂😂😂

  • @slyelectronic6529
    @slyelectronic65296 жыл бұрын

    This set was gold

  • @erickluna2087
    @erickluna20876 жыл бұрын

    She's so funny I am in love lol

  • @sohambansal4175
    @sohambansal41756 жыл бұрын

    The last line was epic!

  • @messylittleraindrops3119

    @messylittleraindrops3119

    6 жыл бұрын

    I didn't get that part.

  • @sohambansal4175

    @sohambansal4175

    6 жыл бұрын

    messylittleraindrops Indians have a reputation around the world that we prefer using cash.

  • @messylittleraindrops3119

    @messylittleraindrops3119

    6 жыл бұрын

    Soham Bansal but why do most Indians prefer using cash ? I’m Indian and I prefer using a card.

  • @sohambansal4175

    @sohambansal4175

    6 жыл бұрын

    messylittleraindrops Black money in cash. You use debit card and IT department will get you.

  • @samk1312

    @samk1312

    6 жыл бұрын

    Doesn’t make sense. In fact Mexicans use cash I would say,if we had to make that stereotype.

  • @satyagautham1599
    @satyagautham15996 жыл бұрын

    I didn't get much of refrences in first half . And I'm Indian, You pass as Indian any day. You could make anything up and get away because there are 1600 languages, thousands of accents in India.

  • @aronquemarr7434

    @aronquemarr7434

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thousands of accents? You mean dialects?

  • @xlr8466

    @xlr8466

    5 жыл бұрын

    No accents. Different regions has diffrent accent. South people has totally different language from North people. Evn North people from different states speaks totally different language evn neighbouring states

  • @Lahsuk9891
    @Lahsuk98913 жыл бұрын

    Cristela is a good example of how there are funny female comedians, and then there are women who just aren't funny. Both states can co-exist. She falls in the former category. Having said that, the last part was hilarious. Additionally, as an Indian, I can vouch that we have all sorts of weather conditions - snowy (Jammu Kashmir), bone-dry hot (Rajasthan), and humid (Maharashtra, Tamil Nadu). In fact, some places are host to the hottest and coldest conditions depending on the time of the day (e.g. Rann of Kutch).

  • @Stinga64
    @Stinga642 жыл бұрын

    Mexican and Punjabi families have been mixing since the early 70s and 80s in California where the first Sikh settlements actually settled. The mexipunjabi culture is very big in the west coast

  • @sabrinaislam28
    @sabrinaislam286 жыл бұрын

    Tough crowd! I was laughing really hard at the jokes.

  • @gerardrony

    @gerardrony

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering why she was allowed a stage at the first place. Now i know.

  • @mr.noname6109

    @mr.noname6109

    3 жыл бұрын

    You were laughing hard at what? At the booty shaking she just did?

  • @financeguy8788

    @financeguy8788

    2 жыл бұрын

    At what jokes?

  • @rpb4865

    @rpb4865

    Жыл бұрын

    There were jokes!?

  • @sumedhdeshpande3420
    @sumedhdeshpande34206 жыл бұрын

    questions were getting harder lol...

  • @ssubramanian605
    @ssubramanian6053 жыл бұрын

    I like her and I have watched couple of her TV shows and she is funny. Now she knows a lot more about India:)

  • @prashr4075
    @prashr40753 жыл бұрын

    She looks like my cousin, i m south Indian

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS24596 жыл бұрын

    Bad audience sure.......BUT "Other maria" && "questions are getting harder and harder and harder" OMFFGGG THAT WAS GOOODDDD......hahaha

  • @cherark1
    @cherark16 жыл бұрын

    4.26 i have to study 😂😂😂

  • @DrJangoR9
    @DrJangoR93 жыл бұрын

    Mexico 🇲🇽 is the lost sister of India 🇮🇳

  • @SpicyricecrackerProd
    @SpicyricecrackerProd6 жыл бұрын

    Cristela Alonzo is super pretty and hilarious. When I watch her, I alternate between laughing my ass off and loving her smile.

  • @AshwinAshwinRamdas
    @AshwinAshwinRamdas6 жыл бұрын

    why the dislikes? she's really funny

  • @EternalDamned
    @EternalDamned5 жыл бұрын

    Kind of a slow build up, but the punchline was worth it. Well done!

  • @cincity720
    @cincity7203 жыл бұрын

    She is great!

  • @ashokkumarkrishna5186
    @ashokkumarkrishna51862 жыл бұрын

    Indians do encountered Latinos speaking in Spanish to them And we stare like " what just happened here"

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker3 жыл бұрын

    My brother in law is half Thai, from San Antonio TX. So, he grew up basically needing to learn Spanish, because latinos would walk right up to him, speaking Spanish. (Also, the comfortable "I believe that you understand Spanish so I don't have to slow down for your white ears" Spanish.)

  • @TheSync
    @TheSync5 жыл бұрын

    Love from India.

  • @trancedoutkid
    @trancedoutkid5 жыл бұрын

    really funny. can't wait to see more from her

  • @deeptipradhan2994
    @deeptipradhan29946 жыл бұрын

    You look so like an Indian. Nice stand up. Good work.

  • @geostyma
    @geostyma4 жыл бұрын

    OMG this is hella funny.

  • @dr.rebuttal3009
    @dr.rebuttal30093 жыл бұрын

    starts laughing even before the joke has set in feels like trying too hard

  • @on4nem813
    @on4nem8134 жыл бұрын

    same shoes two shows in a row shes making moves 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 shell be rich one day

  • @_ph_9415
    @_ph_94152 жыл бұрын

    I observed that we Filipinos have similar culture with Mexico, but looks or Physical appearance of Mexico is more similar to Indian. I really really want to travel India and Mexico, like really. I love both countries, from Philippines 🇵🇭❤️🇲🇽🇮🇳

  • @whitepouch0904

    @whitepouch0904

    Жыл бұрын

    The natives of Mexico look more similar to Filipino because they originated from Asia.

  • @muslimcel4581

    @muslimcel4581

    Жыл бұрын

    We have philipino looking people in the northeast of india bordering myanmar

  • @nicholasbogosian5420
    @nicholasbogosian54203 жыл бұрын

    The build a bear joke was great/perceptive.

  • @orsonmoniz
    @orsonmoniz6 жыл бұрын

    funny bit for sure. but what did the final "I know youre mexican, you pay by debit card" line mean?

  • @Dev-ie1ez

    @Dev-ie1ez

    3 жыл бұрын

    She's doing a self derogatory joke, using the stereotype that Mexicans are cheap/poor so they pay using a Debit card instead of Credit.

  • @ladymarycrawley6613
    @ladymarycrawley6613 Жыл бұрын

    Knowing Indians she can easily pass off for an Indian, also loud boisterous and vivacious 😍

  • @oops262686
    @oops2626863 жыл бұрын

    she is awesome...

  • @samruddhih248
    @samruddhih2486 жыл бұрын

    Major export ! 😂😂😂😁

  • @kyre11-v6t
    @kyre11-v6t6 жыл бұрын

    You and Gabriel Iglesias are a match made in heaven❤️❤️

  • @sinofraj1744
    @sinofraj17446 жыл бұрын

    Well, I think she's hilarious and I'm from India, hahsha.

  • @parychahal

    @parychahal

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rajan Singla, same here!!!

  • @luckap79

    @luckap79

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rajan Singla scammer

  • @AppuAppu-jx7zu

    @AppuAppu-jx7zu

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@luckap79" HelLo BuDdy,do u have pOOp ups"

  • @celebcrunch5528
    @celebcrunch55283 жыл бұрын

    Lmao I'm from india And i totally loved it 💯

  • @dawnmaestascowell6930
    @dawnmaestascowell69309 ай бұрын

    I absolutely love you !

  • @tubekxb
    @tubekxb5 жыл бұрын

    That was pretty good.

  • @krisskross6074
    @krisskross60746 жыл бұрын

    She voiced Cruz Ramirez from Cars 3.

  • @pratapsinghrathore2807
    @pratapsinghrathore28073 жыл бұрын

    Oh I thought only Pakistanis try to sneak in as Indians.

  • @Imersaototalnoingles
    @Imersaototalnoingles2 жыл бұрын

    Geography: A. Americans: Oh shit, I don't know hahahahahahahhaha

  • @sunilnand62
    @sunilnand624 жыл бұрын

    U have done it good girl... 😍

  • @Critterpig
    @Critterpig6 жыл бұрын

    LMAOOOOOOO

  • @omar24791
    @omar247912 жыл бұрын

    "The other maria" 😂😂😂

  • @dharakalyan
    @dharakalyan4 жыл бұрын

    in Atlanta I used to be mistaken as Hispanic by a lot Mexican folks, every time it was hilarious . I liked to be mistaken too.

  • @apkapadosi3151
    @apkapadosi31513 жыл бұрын

    Everyone asks me if I am Mexican on Omegle and I am Indian😂

  • @sourabhs14
    @sourabhs143 жыл бұрын

    Well, Indians and Mexicans have a lot in common.

  • @whoahorseywhoa4685

    @whoahorseywhoa4685

    3 жыл бұрын

    we do... I just found out I am 2.2% south Asian Indian punjabi and some other Indian from indian... I was born in Mexico and thought for sure i have european and mostly native Indigenous to Mexico... and for the most that is true ... the whole indian from India was a total suprise ! lol

  • @youstantherightguy5840
    @youstantherightguy58402 жыл бұрын

    I am an Indian living in India and even I don't know what is India's largest export Oh wait I do , the answer is skilled workers like doctors , engineers , etc

  • @whoahorseywhoa4685

    @whoahorseywhoa4685

    2 жыл бұрын

    no you export students .... our schools make them into doctor and engineers : )

  • @Hello-tv8fb
    @Hello-tv8fb3 жыл бұрын

    Fluffy female version 😂

  • @vickybadwal9703
    @vickybadwal97033 жыл бұрын

    She actually look indian and also dress like indian city women and also her accent was like american indian before she told in video that she's mexican I taught she is a indian

  • @trigcat3107

    @trigcat3107

    3 жыл бұрын

    Indian women actually stole western dresses and her accent isn't Indian american I'm sure. Indian girl accent is fake asf

  • @vickybadwal9703

    @vickybadwal9703

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@trigcat3107 by american accent i mean real american accent the desis that grown up in america have natural american accents, yeah but its different from fake accent of delhi , mumbai women use for eg bhaiyaaah 😜

  • @SocialStudiess
    @SocialStudiess5 жыл бұрын

    She's so good looking. She's says she's chubby but BARELY! Like 10lbs max.

  • @livingcosmos_3
    @livingcosmos_3 Жыл бұрын

    Fun fact as an Indian...we have the Himalayas with some of the highest places and peaks so technically it’s always snowing/ snow covered somewhere or the other in India...

  • @chimp4099
    @chimp40996 жыл бұрын

    god she's good😂😂

  • @SuperPetra101
    @SuperPetra1013 жыл бұрын

    worth investigating the historical relationship between Mexico and India - would make interesting reading - i know the similarities are not just co-incidental -

  • @johnnyc4717
    @johnnyc47173 жыл бұрын

    There is an entire Mexican-Punjabi population in California that came about in decades ago.

  • @priyanshibhattacharjee3789
    @priyanshibhattacharjee37894 жыл бұрын

    Also Indian accent and Spanish accent is little bit similar. I love Spanish and I'm learning it, so it not hard for me to do Spanish accent. You English people might not agree, because idk, but I AM Indian, so I know! 😂 also I heard some pure Spanish people speaking in English and its quite similar to some part of india's accent!

  • @samdhruv3609
    @samdhruv36096 жыл бұрын

    Main exports of india Manfacturing 68% Agricultural -13%

  • @sukant08
    @sukant082 жыл бұрын

    Wonder how many people got the last joke where she said about paying with a debit card!! It's because in the US many Indian Americans have a reputation of paying using coupons

  • @Czush
    @Czush5 жыл бұрын

    Ha..haa I loved her.. she looks India

  • @l.v.s8659
    @l.v.s86593 жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe that she is mexikan ,she looks like Indian

  • @prabhsharansingh5974
    @prabhsharansingh59743 жыл бұрын

    Ya I know Hispanics/Latinos resemble a lot. I myself, have been thought of being one a few times. She definitely, get some good educated Indian men for sure. We Asians definitely date them at good numbers!!! :)

  • @sergioj.rodriguez1190
    @sergioj.rodriguez11902 жыл бұрын

    I've ALWAYS thought Indian women are so beautiful. It's in the eyes. I get middle eastern a lot, though. Especially when I grow out my beard. But my Dad could totally pass for Indian.

  • @AyanAli-py7ci

    @AyanAli-py7ci

    Жыл бұрын

    Many middle easterners particularly Gulf Arabs, Southern Iraqis and southern Persians look Indian

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