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Cristela Alonzo Stand-Up 03/02/15 | CONAN on TBS
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you people are so mean, she is actually very good!
@tarico4436
9 жыл бұрын
I thought she was pretty good. Don't lump me in with the others.
@DBJULY83
9 жыл бұрын
John Meyers 2 cm
@CaseyStellar
9 жыл бұрын
pau weg Exactly. It's called misogyny.
@tarico4436
9 жыл бұрын
Steve Holmgren She's better than a "3." My guess is you're just not a chubby chaser. In the world of comedy, a fatty--male or female--can go all the way to the top. Breathing heavily, but they can get there.
@thebearstreetballs
9 жыл бұрын
She needs her own style
i loved her show, i hate that they canceled it
Her workout clothes bit was good and so was her hipster food bit. I actually laughed out loud
I love her!! I wish her show Cristela had a second season :'(
The chicken joke was actually really clever.
@CaseyStellar
9 жыл бұрын
***** The entire set was actually really clever.
@bumslayer76
9 жыл бұрын
And a good point we have a lot of privileges here that we take for granted.
@geico105
9 жыл бұрын
***** Maybe it's because I see it all the time on food packaging and have never really thought about it until now. It's a very Louis CK-ish joke, where you basically look at something that seems really insignificant, and then make a big deal out of it.
@brigadierburnsauce
9 жыл бұрын
Search Jimmy O. Yang Whole Food Chicken. He did the exact same joke at the Laugh Factory back in July, and it was already years old by then. That joke isn't clever, it's ancient, and copied. Why did you feel the need to type "actually" before "really clever"? Is it because you find it preposterous that a female could say something funny or insightful? Just wondering, I'm of the opinion that she sucks wong at being a standup.
@teriston
9 жыл бұрын
two words - bill burr
Cristela!!! what an awesome humor! and her show is really great too!!!!!
She is actually really good!
Loved the new material cristela! :)
She's lovely, thank you for sharing!
I think she's hilarious. I can understand if you don't like her but you don't have to say it in a rude way. Some of this comments are just plain ridiculous. I think that ridiculousness is extremely unfunny but you don't see me bashing their page.
@heavnnnsent
6 жыл бұрын
thanks for adding a valuable comment to all the idiot trolls who landed on this site and shared all their negativity. She is so funny and has great delivery!!!! ! These people are pathetic. They are maybe jealous...and ignorant. She's damn good.
You are good, we want moreee !
I liked her set. Her attitude and delivery is great.
she is soo good!
Lol im latino i can relate to the bars on my window thing, had me dying xD
love the conan show
God, I remember seeing her when she was first starting out :) She's come a long way!
I need you back on TV! I miss you crazy lady!
Love her
love her!
loved it!!! shes so cute with the sparkly sneakers
I liked it !
Hahaha she was really good!
she so funny :D and I love love love her shoes!! keep up the good work Cristela
Food bit was mad funny. She's great.
damn, shes funny. And she didn't even make one joke about being a woman. Unless you count the tit joke but i dont. Im looking her up
RGV(Rio Grande Valley) girl representing! San Juan, Texas baby!!
she's gooood!
If I were Canadian... I'd stay in Canada! xD
lookin good cristela!
The Kardashian bit was savage.😂🤣
"the animals had a better life than i did" u wot m8
She's hilarious! :)
Lmaooo! “Come on Pepe!”
well done
I find it funny how people call her fat if you actually knew how much she works out and how far she has come you'd be singing a different tune. If only people would stick to the reason this is on here if you don't like her or anyone move along why must you be so negative? A little girl just dies of a heart attack at 15 and 88lbs because people said she had a big butt! Why would you want to be one of the horrible human beings that would contribute to all the hate that is in this world?
Funny and attractive. Kudos Cristela.
she's not that bad. and she didn't talk about sex once wich is pretty fucking rare.
She is funny. Like her show also 👊👍
She is kind of funny. Would watch her again.
Amazing! xD
The backstory of food was kind of taken from Jim Gaffigan's Stand up called Obsessed, aired in 2014.
The chicken joke was pretty good
trevor... lol
She's funny
Funnier that half the men on here. Couple times had me in stiches
@nskskdke244
6 жыл бұрын
Mad Monk Billet stfu
@kerch-e
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making it sexist
@andreashort310
5 жыл бұрын
Someone had to make it about gender...
She was pretty good ! :)
Lmfao she's actually funny
Nice .funny and so pretty😊
Luv u 🌟👍
pretty funny
she s funny !!!
I liked her
She's really funny. :)
When she was speaking of Canadians, did he refer to Trevor? As in Trevor from Grand Theft Auto?
Alonzo, she is good.
she was great
Those shoes though
She had some good parts to her set. I like the part about the illegal Canadian immigrant, Trevor.
She looked great.
Hilarious!!
Lmao, Dat gta reference
That skirt made me think of my dead grandmother. She used to make tablecloths like that.
somewhere, right now, Bill Burr is all red-faced screaming "she stole my fucking food joke!, It's on my special on Netflix people!, she just switched some words around"
I liked this, I thought it was funny.
Wap wap wap WAAAAAAAAP
This was pretty good. Not sure why the dislike :(
She's great...she's very funny and attractive...her shows great... "This chicken had a better child than I had" lol
@AidanSeanMor
8 жыл бұрын
+dean adams *childhood.
Hilarious!
I would
Jimmy Fallon sang a duet with her.
I think she's beautiful
She always reminds me of Demi Lovato.
@tysa990
9 жыл бұрын
ConfrontationalRealist wow you're so edgy
@tysa990
9 жыл бұрын
Next time you use the term 'politically correct', consider how your sentences would look if it said 'treating people with respect' instead. Perhaps you might understand how ridiculous it is that people think 'political correctness' is actually a thing.
@tysa990
8 жыл бұрын
Or 'people who don't appreciate other people acting like childish cunts.' Case in point.
@zkart8038
6 жыл бұрын
Except she has an actual personality haha
I think people who laugh at everything might find that funny, but it wasnt. But she seems like very cool and funny person to hang around with. Also she is hot
Can't believe people are still trotting out the "free range chicken" jokes, something like 6 years after Portlandia first made them popular.
@JuanLopez-lp8ig
6 жыл бұрын
brigadierburnsauce nobody watches Portlandia
That is a beautiful and funny woman :D thumps up!
She funny.
hej rokke
I found her funny
Thanks god for the audience letting us know where the jokes are
Not bad. She had decent delivery and decent material. I liked her energy though.
Finally! Okay this is why I don't believe that women cannot be funny. They can obviously as anyone can just remember it's delivery and timing. Sometimes it seems like we only see unfunny ones bc they forget jokes have a formula.
Celine dion is more american than canadian. How many vegas shows did she do like a million?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Change to metric and you are set…hahahahaha…really funny
even though she is latino or indian. I still feel like she's never been outside of the us before..
@laseede17
9 жыл бұрын
exactly. I hate people who call themselves "latino" and can't even speak spanish like this woman. being born and raised in the US is exactly the opposite of "latino". doesn't matter what colour your skin is.
@FridolinH
9 жыл бұрын
laseede17 i was actually talking about the benefits of living in the us she is talking about. but yea. i agree with you nonetheless:P
@beabaila13
9 жыл бұрын
yes how dare these people want to identify with their culture regardless of where they're born...being Latino or Hispanic simple means you have ancestors in Spanish speaking or Latin America, do you get pissed when someone says they're german but they've never been to Germany???? I bet not, take you bullshit elsewhere please.
@laseede17
9 жыл бұрын
beabaila13 yes, I would. If someone says he's germanic and has never been in Germany, doesn't know German and lives happily in a country with strict policy against German people, yes, I would get pissed. Or at least if I were German. Nowadays it's "cool" to be identified with Latin America but from the comfort of your house in the most racist country in the world.
@LooneyDude123
9 жыл бұрын
laseede17 Well generally people say they are Latino if they some Central or South American heritage. But I suppose in some occasions you are correct. Although you can't exactly call yourself caucasian if you're not white.
Stewie Griffin: "Not Funny!"
Lou Lou Lemon is expensive and some of their most expensive stuff is not even a full top. It's a sports bra with fabric over it.
I may have broken a record, made it 50 seconds in. Go ahead, try to beat it, I dare you.
I dunno why, but I'm sexually attracted to her.
Eating chickens rn
After the first joke about the metric system, I knew it would be rough.
She complains that workout clothes are expensive but goes to a expensive store to buy them?
Actually a funny woman comedian, Very goot very goot, upvoted cause I was surpriced
She's like a mature Demi Lovato!
Wow she looks like Max from 2 broke Girls
@jonathangilliam875
8 жыл бұрын
Especially the boobs.
Black face was recently used on always sunny in philadelphia. %!%#%?),#
To funny
The 1 funny woman
Female version of Gabriel Iglesias..
is she wearing a shower curtain?
@lastofmykind8
9 жыл бұрын
Blue and black actually.
@gladiator_games
9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@katherinerodriguez118
6 жыл бұрын
Dude she’s there to tell jokes, not to look pretty.