Episode, where not only the sausage tasted horrible, but also almost everything went wrong, is the last episode from this house. Now that's what you call a season finale.

@operationtech9719

2 жыл бұрын

😁

@Shockguey

2 жыл бұрын

At least it wasn't a cliffhanger.

@BengalGecko

2 жыл бұрын

at least we didn't have a burst

@Sxcheschka

2 жыл бұрын

The best way to end it really.

@lightningchegg4823

2 жыл бұрын

No burst

“Why does the new house smell like crickets, horseradish and intestine?”

@MrCrossa

2 жыл бұрын

"What are all these peppercorns doing behind the stove?"

@liger04

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrCrossa Didn't you read the description of the house? This is the legendary Sausage House! That's why we shaved 10k off of the price.

@TheKnight11563

2 жыл бұрын

Now that I know you're a sausage fan like the rest of us, Sean, I feel slightly more content with this world. Cheers man!

@juneguts

2 жыл бұрын

how the heck would someone know what all those scents intermingling smell like. nobody has ever said "why's it smell like crickets?"

@thymonkeyman2649

2 жыл бұрын

@@juneguts i think, and i could be very wrong, but im pretty sure its called a joke??

People moving into OrdinarySausage's old house: What's that smell?

@TobeyFairre7861

2 жыл бұрын

This made me think of Lynyrd Skynyrd lmao

@rustyshackelford3590

2 жыл бұрын

@@TobeyFairre7861 can’t you smell that smell! oooOOOoooh. The smell of death surrounds you!

@jerrey6841

2 жыл бұрын

That's the cricket water

@JediMasterBaiter

2 жыл бұрын

More like what _isn't_ that smell?

@lonesomecowboygurt

2 жыл бұрын

smells like the fish section of petco

“This tastes like literal sh$t.” How does he know what that tastes like? Did I miss a sausage video?

@wowdogememe1541

2 жыл бұрын

I think he is a parent

@darrellgardner4561

2 жыл бұрын

At least it comes out pre-sausaged

@thesultryhippo9184

2 жыл бұрын

Smell is 75% or something of our ability to taste. So if you know how it smells...

@AngryK1tty

2 жыл бұрын

Hey there’s an idea. A poop sausage.

@radicalgear391

2 жыл бұрын

Forbidden sausage

"That's the cricketwater" this definitely makes the top 10 most horrible things I've seen list

@Aiangurabire

2 жыл бұрын

Oh dude, you have NO idea. I used to work at a zoo and had to deal with cricket water. It. is. terrible.

@Mrbird321

2 жыл бұрын

The slight crack in his voice really sells it

@Kushcloudzz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aiangurabire but does it get you high?

@Aiangurabire

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kushcloudzz If by "high" you mean, "want to puke from the smell". Then yes!

@badman843

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aiangurabire jesus, thanks for your sacrifice

"The King's Hawaiian roll didn't help" Notably no bite was taken out of it.

@lonk2902

2 жыл бұрын

@@LUNA-fx2ud nah not right now I'm studying.

@GravellordNito

2 жыл бұрын

@@LUNA-fx2ud come to Brazil

@XxBakerxX72

2 жыл бұрын

The cricket sausage was so bad it killed his short term memory

@sunrise_thebear5530

2 жыл бұрын

@@LUNA-fx2ud nah im happy with my hand

@itsmetater

2 жыл бұрын

@@LUNA-fx2ud i'm in a committed relationship with porbhub thanks

That sausage mix looked exactly like the contents of a litter box. What an episode.

buddy holly's everyday being sung as ordinary sausage is adding more dead crickets to a mixture of blended dead crickets is just a masterpiece

@upyoursdotcom

2 жыл бұрын

His band was called the Crickets too lmao

This is somehow an extremely fitting send-off for this house

@wawatchdog89

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the horseradish sausage was on a equal level.

@ooooggll

2 жыл бұрын

@@LUNA-fx2ud no

@bigggyb4886

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tr4cK17 I don’t got the link but he ate bull testicals

@MrBud85

2 жыл бұрын

You paid for his new house

@demonmrbooom

2 жыл бұрын

When they left, *cricket noise*

For some reason, grinding up dead crickets seems like a fitting swan song for the first Sausage home

@PiousMoltar

2 жыл бұрын

Swan song you say? How about... swan sausage?

@abidthaqif07

2 жыл бұрын

@@LUNA-fx2ud LMAO “body:colder” WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN AHHAHAHAH

Mr. Sausage: doesn't bite into the bread Also Mr. Sausage: "The King's Hawaiian roll has had zero effect on this." That adds up.

3:19 **BLECK.**

I started crying when he added water. Tears of pain.

@magusperde365

2 жыл бұрын

Why? Is there so.ething bad to adding water to crickets ?

@squatchjosh1131

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair if he didn't add the water it would just be a weird tasting dust sausage

@olle6165

2 жыл бұрын

He should've added oil

@The_Keeper

2 жыл бұрын

@@olle6165 Butter. Garlic butter to be exact. That might have pushed it to a 1 or a 2.

@wardproductions2792

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, imagine how many Mark Ruffalos we would of got had he of not put in water

Your voice sounding progressively more nervous throughout this one makes it a masterpiece

This is the final boss of sausages. Everything after this is just DLC.

The fact my man immediately thought of and remembered kakuna made me love him even more which I wasn't sure was possible

Mr. Sausage went from the "best" 0/5 sausage to one of the absolute worst in back to back episodes. It's amazing that he didn't end up getting whiplash in the process.

@ryanw4182

2 жыл бұрын

With these two episodes alone, we have defined exactly what counts as 0/5. anything worse gets a no/5 and anything better gets a 1/5

Mr. Ordinary Sausage will hopefully bring back “Should You Buy It?” when he’s in the new kitchen.

@IronDragonslayer2316

2 жыл бұрын

That series was and still is awesome

@banditxavier2893

2 жыл бұрын

I used to watch stuff like that to help me relax and sleep after experiencing a traumatic event. A lot of those channels that review kitchen products are always like, "pretty cool, right?" But I like Mr. Sausage's take on a lot of the products and the way he'll say a product is absolute garbage instead of trying to act like it's something you *have to own.*

*Mainstream Media:* You will live in the pod and eat the bugs. *Mr. Sausage:* Puts the bugs in the pod and eats the pod.

@abuvdemize6183

2 жыл бұрын

Based

you WILL live in the pod, you WILL eat the sausage, you WILL own nothing and be happy

This is one of the saddest episodes yet, 0 Mark Ruffalos, 0 score, had to hand stuff it. My day is ruined

@spookhyskeleton

2 жыл бұрын

Strong contestant for worst sausage.

This was just as hilarious and horrific as I had hoped. Wonderful content.

@libtard.4844

2 жыл бұрын

My favorites are the ones where he eats weird stuff.

This is literally what they ate in Snowpiercer

I think you should try mealworms. Those are pretty popular and I've heard they actually taste quite pleasant. (I'd never even consider eating 99.9% of bugs, but I've always wanted to try worms cooked up and salted like French fries. And if you think about it, there are a lot of giant larva out there that already look like sausages to begin with!)

When you have had enough with those invasive bugs so you UNO reverse and eat them back

@liquidmarble2545

2 жыл бұрын

They UNO reserve and taste like sh*t, destroying any please you may have.

@Diamond10002

2 жыл бұрын

HAH! I GOT YOU DEAD CRICKETS!

@Shockguey

2 жыл бұрын

🤔Chickens eat them. 🤔We eat the chickens. 🤗Problem solved

@eugeemz6591

2 жыл бұрын

@@liquidmarble2545 but it has a lot of protein

@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526

2 жыл бұрын

Roach sausage

honestly had an expectation in the back of my mind when he added water that it'd just turn it all back into crickets living crickets

The house can finally rest, knowing that no more Ruffalos will be given

@ryanw4182

2 жыл бұрын

Sad to see that last episode had the last Ruffalos of the house :,(

“I can see why people feed these to their lizards” 🤣🤣😭😭

You might as well rename this episode "Murphy's Law Sausage" because literally everything went wrong. Good episode!!

@escapedcops08

2 жыл бұрын

To correct you; Murphy's law never said everything that can go wrong, will. Murphy's law implied that anything can happen, and will. There was never a focus on the negative.

@TheSpoonman00

2 жыл бұрын

@@escapedcops08 Really? Well I learned something today. Although isn't it really pretentious of Murphy to name such a basic, obvious law after himself?

@colina1330

2 жыл бұрын

@@escapedcops08 you must be really fun at parties.

@Pactastic042

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSpoonman00 Murphy had the drip so it's fine

What a hefty capstone to close off on the house where it all started

It's over guys. He ate the bugs

@ergwertgesrthehwehwejwe

2 жыл бұрын

Go back to pol schizo

@bride2492

2 жыл бұрын

@@ergwertgesrthehwehwejwe damn u okay?

And then they dare to tell you "eat the bugs".

i did a double take because i waited a full 20 seconds to hear "KZread Comment Suggestions" and no this idea simply originated from Ordinary Sausage's sick and depraved mind

@failedabortion1894

2 жыл бұрын

He actually got it from the last mail opening.

The final episode in the old house huh... I feel like I have been on this journey with Mr Sausage, I've been here since the beginning before charlie it's almost sad to see it go.

@KhrisMiddletonFitnessOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

I've been here since before he started exaggerating his voice.

@SlightlyCreative

2 жыл бұрын

@@KhrisMiddletonFitnessOfficial He's not exaggerating he just got better at speaking on camera

@KhrisMiddletonFitnessOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

@@SlightlyCreative Nah, it's definitely part of the joke.

I think a variety of mustards would make an excellent episode. Which mustard makes the best sausage? French's Yellow? Grey Poupon? Spicy brown?

“The roll had no effect” The roll: untouched

Went from a really good 0/5, to literally the lowest of lows 0/5. Certainly getting a lot of variety lately.

@someone8653

2 жыл бұрын

Possibly the worst one yet

Predicting a 5/5 will-it-blow with this one.

@kaylistensmusic

2 жыл бұрын

:(

@anderbans

2 жыл бұрын

When he added the water I knew it wouldn't be as satisfying

@CookieDealer

2 жыл бұрын

Welp, adding water ruined those hopes and dreams.

@WeSkeem

2 жыл бұрын

Boy were you wrong

@James-712

2 жыл бұрын

Wow you got it right!

If the walls could talk, they would scream cricket sausage.

My chest hurt with laughter I love this man, I’m glad a redound this channel in my recommended

I constantly gagged and my body physically convulsed in disgust while watching this video. Thanks for making the brave sacrifices that none of us could come close to making, Mr Sausage.

absolutley beautiful

@liddolwiddol

2 жыл бұрын

I think you're actually the first comment

@BoredAmerican

2 жыл бұрын

@@liddolwiddol yep

@xspongexrironmanmode55

2 жыл бұрын

*Bug Sausage this shall never happen again…* *Report or block any users with explicit names or avatars mimicking comments responding to your replies.*

He sounds so traumatized by the braking of the plastic fork.

I love how you can hear him throw up

That grinder deserves a Wendy’s $5 biggie bag

@Johnny-jy3ul

2 жыл бұрын

...just the bag, not the food

This is a creation of God. When humans were made, this is exactly what he had in mind.

@avroo

2 жыл бұрын

yet god is horrified.

@datgaydangernoodle1315

2 жыл бұрын

If i were god i would still be concerned

@patarfuifui

2 жыл бұрын

God is dead and we have killed him

@ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson

2 жыл бұрын

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

@caesar6484

2 жыл бұрын

Praise Odin🙏🐺

This has to be the greatest channel I have stumbled upon all year! xD

Hey, man. I don't know how I came upon your channel but from the deepest part of my heart, you're a gift. I've recently been dealing with a hard depression and have my ups and downs. These videos have been such an honest help and a quick, constant stream of laughter. Keep up the sausage making.

Are negative scores acceptable? I feel like this should have been a -1 out of 5 AT LEAST

@jonathanliszkahackzell1207

2 жыл бұрын

at first I thought "you're exagerating" then I watched the video and physically gagged

@Koisheep

2 жыл бұрын

good to see the hivemind is in sync

@mrefish289

2 жыл бұрын

We got a 6/5 only once. I feel like -1 out of 5 has to be a truly vile creation.

@foggernaut8876

2 жыл бұрын

I think the Brain Sausage would have to retroactively get lowered.

@anomalocaris9298

2 жыл бұрын

The fog machine sausage earned a (hypothetical) -1/5 for being poisonous, so I think that's the benchmark to expect for a negative score.

As someone who regularly eats fried crickets near daily. May God have mercy on your sausage

@chuckjonesz

2 жыл бұрын

lol are you saying this as the cat in the picture or a person that just eats fried crickets lol

@averagecatenjoyer8219

2 жыл бұрын

@@chuckjonesz as a human that eats crickets. Also fun fact: That is my cat. Less fun fact: it is dead.

@LookIamcommenting

2 жыл бұрын

@@averagecatenjoyer8219 that is a less fun fact :[ Your cat was very cute, though!

Bloody love this channel.

It feels like this series will progressively get more and more unhinged. Ending with him sausaging himself.

truly a masterpiece of culinary genius

@woolfy02

2 жыл бұрын

It will be complete once he does a Durian sausage. Not really sure why he is avoiding it lol

@oxfordrosie1

2 жыл бұрын

@@woolfy02 i had durian in Singapore, but i almost got arrested because they're banned on trains...

Didn't even hesitate to click the notification i know its going to be a banger vid

@butsukete1806

2 жыл бұрын

Though bangers are generally made with pork butt.

I haven't seen this guy's vid since last year, and the first rec I get is a new upload one hour ago, and it's cricket sausage. The beauty of it all.

Cricket Meal is meant to be mixed with other things as a binder and a source of alternative protein. lol

Astounding Absolutely phenomenal

1:11 As someone who works at a PetSmart, this hit way too hard.

How did I miss this video, then one that I've been asking for so long, is finally here.

Shed a tear for this one, we've had many-a-memory with this house. Seeing it go makes me both sad, and happy for what new memories await us at the new place

But was it better than the cookout sausage?

Klaus Schwab is very disappointed you didn't like ze bugs

@numbersstationsarchive194

2 ай бұрын

Take your meds

"Oh man, that's the cricket water..." Made me laugh and gag at the same time.

Someone send him a bag of dried tarantulas

0:55 what's in the crickets that have 319%

Alright, let’s just keep doing different types of bugs until you can make some sort of bug sanctuary sausage.

Seeing the crickets all stuck in the tube made me gag especially. Looked like when you open a garden lamp and it's full of not even dead bugs anymore, but more of a bug mush.

this one physically hurt. great episode man; i hope you have a smooth move and i hope your tastebuds make a full recovery

1:03 Essentially making insect flour, which should become a booming industry in the next few decades. I once raised mealworms, roasted them and made insect flour which I turned into granola bars. They were quite good!

it's like reality and physics is literally telling him to stop by breaking the fork

I loved this. Possibly my fav so far.

Truly a king amongst men ! Thank you for brightening my evening

I’m convinced a “Party cheese salad sausage” wouldn’t be as bad as this. 0 Ruffalos and 0 sausages? “Party cheese salad sausage” is a much better suggestion.

@colina1330

2 жыл бұрын

You just opened up a dangerous new world. I would love to see him do "Kay's special fried rice" sausage.

@rikmcdik6662

2 жыл бұрын

@@colina1330 oh Kay’s cooking would be another fine addition to the KZread comments suggestions pool

ORDINARY SAUSAGE! PLEASE BRING BACK "SHOULD YOU BUY IT?" EVEN IF IT'S A ONCE-A-MONTH TYPE DEAL!

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear ada

@ryshazeux4099

2 жыл бұрын

Persistent aren't you. Respect.

@trickybakery4274

2 жыл бұрын

Nah

@andrewwatts1997

2 жыл бұрын

I think I found someone who ate one too many crickets. Mentaly insane much?

@adan1444

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryshazeux4099 I'm not stopping until he brings it back. Even if he never does.

I wasn't ready for this, even after waiting a day or 2 to watch this. I still wasnt ready

I'm so glad this channel started to blow up. This man's content is what the world needs but doesn't deserve

sponsored by the UN

Adding whole crickets to the power is like adding peanuts to peanut butter. Should have kept it smooth

@Oosh21

2 жыл бұрын

Crunchy peanut butter FTW.

I just discovered your channel and been watching for days now and only "cricketwater" has made me ill.

The cricket sausage is a delicious treat that will leave you craving for more. Made from minced crickets, it boasts a unique and bold flavor that is truly mouthwatering. The combination of spices and herbs gives it a delightful aroma that is hard to resist. The crunchiness of the sausage is something that sets it apart from other traditional sausages. It is cooked to perfection, ensuring a crispy texture with every bite. Each mouthful is an explosion of flavors, as the savory notes of the meat blend harmoniously with the spices. One of the most surprising aspects of the cricket sausage is its nutritional value. Crickets are incredibly rich in protein, making this dish a great choice for those looking to increase their protein intake. Not only is it delicious, but it also offers a healthy alternative for those seeking diverse protein sources. The popularity of this unique sausage is growing rapidly, as more people are discovering its delectable taste. It has become a staple in many gourmet restaurants and is loved by food enthusiasts all around the world. So, if you are looking for a truly delightful culinary experience, look no further than the cricket sausage. Its exquisite taste and crunchy texture will undoubtedly leave you wanting more, and its nutritional benefits make it a guilt-free indulgence.

He actually did it-....what the....anyway....Day 3 of asking for the crepe sausage!

Here's how I would remake this: 1: fat is flavour, so instead of water use heavy cream. I'd also think about adding shredded cheese and/or bacon bits to offer some flavour profile. 2: cricket sausage is probably akin to blood sausage, so keep the cricket powder as thin as possible, and it should be boiled or steamed with oatmeal and seasonings. Oddly enough, raisins with brown sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg might work? 3: If you want to keep it vegan as a dinner item, I think adding Herb du Provence is the best bet, plus salt, pepper, garlic powder, and maybe some lemon juice or zest? Adding 25% bread crumb powder or corn meal very fine is probably your best additive to help with the sausage making step, and may lend some structural girth.

There’s so much chaos this episode, definitely a good sendoff. Till the next kitchen!

"Oh, I've had crickets before, this will be interesting I..." *he hydrates them* "NOOOoOoOooOoooo oh no no no oh no no don't no don't no no no..."

This is what the World Economic Forum wants us to eat.

Oh this is the most cursed one thus far: the lack of flavor at the beginning, the dryness that would put Ben Shapiro's wife to shame, up to the writhing in the pan as it cooks and the conception of a flavor (somehow?) within the finished product; yes, the sausage devil has visited today to collect his dues.

Hell of a send off for the old house!! Great video as always!!

It all went downhill after the water was added and it just didn't stop. 10/10

Why does KZread think I want THIS content? What have I done to deserve this? 10/10 would watch again

This is definitely a recipe you should try with pork mixed in

I knew the cricket water would be bad but I wasn't even close to prepared enough to witness that.

I haven’t watched since water sausage, and I gotta be honest, this isn’t where I expected this channel to go, but I’m pleasantly surprised

I'm going to miss you mr sausage cause i love your sauage videos

That sounded like genuine fear upon seeing the cricket water coming out of the pipe.

STUFFED BACON WRAPPED JALAPENOS - SAUSAGE . PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF SAUSAGE

2:46 i have the spilled oil i have the fire HERE WE GOOOOOOO

When he added the water, I half expected a cricket or two to come to life

JIMNEY IS ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE

i've never been so disturbed by an ordinary sausage video

Mr. Sausage - *Tasting Crickets* Klaus Schwab - *smiling, nodding slowly and rubbing his hands together*