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@DaneTheDane3 жыл бұрын
Shepard: Remember that time you dared me to launch the Mako off a cliff? Garrus: No, I said "Shepard, don't launch the Mako off a cliff." And you said "Don't tell me what to do, Garrus." And then you launched the Mako off a cliff.
@jacksonkristina9
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 I can imagine that conversation happening.
@l33tspaniard
3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm that being told not to do something counts as a dare.
@DiscoGoesOn5067
3 жыл бұрын
ProZD lol
@tiger-tn6gx
3 жыл бұрын
that honestly sounds like a talk they would have lol
@beverlyarcher546
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and I made sure it was bumpy the whole way down and a very bumpy landing
@AZIONG6513 жыл бұрын
I really wish they had something like that in the game with your companions commenting on your driving, would've made it hilarious.
@spiderz5145
3 жыл бұрын
“This thing drives like a drunk 3rd grader! Give me a break guys!”
@Captain_FAIL
3 жыл бұрын
Can imagine Tali having a panic attack because of the chance that her mask cracks,and Wrex simply enjoying the ride, yeah.
@MrTawnyMan
3 жыл бұрын
They had it at Andromeda
@phantomwraith1984
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrTawnyMan like drack asking you to stop hitting ever bump xD
@Road_to_Dawn
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Poison Ivy when you‘ve got her in the Batmobile in Arkham Knight. “Who taught you do drive?!”
@yarp12463 жыл бұрын
I wish the crew in the Mako could comment on how hilly the damn planets are or how awful Shep's driving is lol
@phantomwraith1984
3 жыл бұрын
The inertial dampers in the mako make it a smooth ride for them. Still canon though that Shepard's driving is as bad as their dancing
@Diana-if8qd
3 жыл бұрын
I wanted that too! Like they did with Andromeda.
@tonyredmond3136
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve always thought it was hilarious how Shepard is calm and stoic in cutscenes then proceeds to drive like a maniac
@meep1998
3 жыл бұрын
One time I was driving the mako trying to park near the mine shaft with the pyjaks mission, and one scooted in front of me and I hit it, and my squad mates commented on it and I got renegade. I literally restarted the damn level cause I didn’t want that on my conscience
@Aereto
3 жыл бұрын
@@meep1998 Wrex: Nice.
@666sparton6663 жыл бұрын
Its even worse when Wrex stuffs his over size ass in there. I never fully understood how he even fits in the Mako
@Spaceman2921
3 жыл бұрын
'JUST TIE ME TO THE ROOF AND LETS GO'
@TigerTabCat1
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the crew cabin could use some calibrations…
@Pandamanakaeta
3 жыл бұрын
Ever seen a krogan surfing on a mako
@spiderz5145
3 жыл бұрын
@@Spaceman2921 he’d totally suggest that idea lmao, I love Krogans.
@N7_CommanderShepard
3 жыл бұрын
He complains about it all the time. All I ever hear from him is “getting a little cramped in here”.
@GriffinPilgrim3 жыл бұрын
See, that's why everyone wears armour in the first game.
@ARCEUS493ZELDA3 жыл бұрын
ah the old mako, good times........... annoying as hell to drive around, but still good times
@shadow3675
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe so but to its credit it can at least take a beating unlike another vehicle I can mention *stares angry at the hammerhead*
@brandonmercer499
3 жыл бұрын
@@shadow3675 THANK YOU!!!!!!! I would rather have shields that can take a rocket and barely be missing a bar of shield health along with access to a machine gun and heavy Cannon, then have access to a maneuverable vehicle with shields and armor that, combined, are still weaker than wet tissue paper. Not to mention the weapon on the hammerhead is a joke. Sure it's heat seeking, to a certain extent, but it's damage is crap, ESPECIALLY on Legendary. At least the Mako on Legendary difficulty can take more than one hit. The Hammerhead on Legendary, on the other hand, is almost dead after taking one hit
@DeadMotherDucker
3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonmercer499 just imagine the mobility of the Hammerhead but with the toughness and weapons of the Mako
@firestorm165
3 жыл бұрын
In ME1 I actually made a game called "Thresher Tag" Basically you had to get as close as possible to a thresher maw as you can without dying horribly. My personal best is actually ramming it's broadside. So that's my passive aggressive way of saying: the Mako is very agile if you actually practice with it
@nicholascordero6600
3 жыл бұрын
@John citizen people who can't drive the mako are the same people who can't drive the warthog
@Linkforlife1993 жыл бұрын
I loved the Mako, I still remember literally parking it on top of a Geth Colossus and taking it out with my pistol because it could not stand back up.
@komrade223
3 жыл бұрын
I remember forgetting there was a cannon on the Mako and not just the machine gun. Took out two thresher maws before finding out the cannon button during the fight with the third. And I was like "Oh yeah, I sniped like an asshole with this on my first playthrough" Good times in the Mako, dumping literal pounds of microscopic, hyperkinetic slugs into over grown tapeworms. Good times.
@missytusara8274
3 жыл бұрын
That's never worked for me, every time I try running one over they get caught in the axles and still manage to shoot me 😂😭
@danielfox5691
3 жыл бұрын
Wait, the mako has a cannon!?
@phoenixthefloridianmaraude5700
3 жыл бұрын
How did I not think of that?
@Linkforlife199
3 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixthefloridianmaraude5700 I mostly did it on accident.
@wb75853 жыл бұрын
Bro I've done a full on back flip with the Mako they better be strapped in
@codyconnor6981
3 жыл бұрын
Only a backflip? I’ve rolled that bitch end over end down a mountain and landed on all six wheels without breaking momentum.
@jaffarebellion292
3 жыл бұрын
@@codyconnor6981 Previously on Tony Hawk's Pro Mako...
@ryanpeacock9004
3 жыл бұрын
I tried to ramp off a pyramid. I failed and then proceeded to flip and slide a pretty impressive distance. Naturally I recorded it.
@MilitaryHistory20113 жыл бұрын
Pleb: A gun that fires thresher maws King: A gun that fires Makos
@dontcheckmychanel
3 жыл бұрын
Shit I would have killed for a MAKO while retaking London. Hell. Even the Hammerhead would have been good
@Hillthugsta
3 жыл бұрын
@@dontcheckmychanel The makos were getting wrecked in london though.
@xptaco2298
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hillthugsta player makos are infinitely better if they get inside one
@Meshakhad
3 жыл бұрын
Emperor: A Mako equipped with a gun that fires thresher maws.
@juleswoodbury583 жыл бұрын
inertia dampeners. For all we know they could be enjoying a cup of lovely peppermint tea in their finest chinaware.
@Ultra_Hlebus
3 жыл бұрын
Renegade Shep would turn them off right before the hit
@juleswoodbury58
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ultra_Hlebus aaaaand kill himself?
@Ultra_Hlebus
3 жыл бұрын
@@juleswoodbury58 or at least shake everyone inside while maniacally laughing
@Not-an-Alien
3 жыл бұрын
@@juleswoodbury58 how does that work exactly when it's literally doing flips in the air and landing sideways? I mean even inertia dampeners have to have limits.
@bigshrekhorner
3 жыл бұрын
@@Not-an-Alien The answer is always magic
@WowSuchGaming3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap dude, scared the shit outta me
@isaacpedraza8122
3 жыл бұрын
Wow such gaming
@Captain_FAIL
3 жыл бұрын
Damn,how did you get over here?
@ConkerVonZap
3 жыл бұрын
+1 sin because this has nothing to do with undeads.
@imbetter599
3 жыл бұрын
Just shit
@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline
3 жыл бұрын
So it wasn't just me!
@ryanmounce28503 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than hitting that jump thrust at just the right time to launch the mako off the largest mountain you can find. Really made me want to climb Olympus Mons on Mars. Lol
@Klinker09133 жыл бұрын
@paulheenan90983 жыл бұрын
I never found the setting to toggle it myself, but I do like how they supposedly left the old Mako controls in LE just for the madmen.
@kesasika
3 жыл бұрын
I on the other hand constantly struggled with the new controls for the mako until I found the setting in the options. It was much harder to climb hills and fight with the new controls although the Mako also didn't go flying in the direction you're going accidentally at full speed either.
@ricksaburai
3 жыл бұрын
@@kesasika what are the new controls? I just replayed original ME1 the other day and I thought it was fine. Is it because it was kinda tank controls?
@kesasika
3 жыл бұрын
@@ricksaburai The new Mako follows the direction you're pointing in and has it's physics engine kind of balanced out supposedly although I didn't see much difference in that regard. It handles a bit more smoothly when following the mouse look like it doesn't accelerate accidentally in other directions or turn wildly but can be difficult to control if you want to strafe drive while fighting and so on.
@sparrowfox6943
3 жыл бұрын
@@kesasika Yeah and from what I looked up, they didn't give the option to go to the classic settings to the console version of MELE
@TheWildcard4542000
3 жыл бұрын
@@sparrowfox6943 they didn't. I rather miss the old controls it was much easier to strafe when fighting thresher maws.
@zoe-iu5ut3 жыл бұрын
everyone hates the mako and how tedious the planet exploration was in ME:1, but it was personally my favorite part of the game and what makes it my favorite in the series. there’s something really cool about driving around alone on a vast, unexplored planet hearing weird noises and finding lost artifacts. i wish we could do that in the later games, i would much prefer that over the boring scanning we got.
@HarryPowerColt
3 жыл бұрын
A mix of them would be fine: planet exploration, side missions, scanning for resources, etc. Having variety makes the game much more entertaining, rather than making the same thing a thousand times.
@user-kr9be2hw5f
3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@IllusivePrime3 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you let Wrex take over.
@E1N9A8N0DA3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Tali would actually take her helmet off if she feels sick
@wildsirius4649
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, she just vomits there
@E1N9A8N0DA
3 жыл бұрын
@@wildsirius4649 then I ain't romancing her. EVER. 😖
@jasonfrancese8359
3 жыл бұрын
@@E1N9A8N0DA The suit can detox itself. Plus, I’m sure she cleans it religiously whenever possible. Especially both before and after her and Shepard do the dirty.
@beverlyarcher546
3 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh I read a fanfic where they only had one barfbag and Wrex was hogging it
@MrNicoJac
3 жыл бұрын
Pilots and scuba divers can puke in their masks. It's designed to cope with that.
@CitizenKahne19923 жыл бұрын
On the outside: Just a bumpy ride, nothing too bad. On the inside: Shepard laughing like a maniac, Liara gripping the safety harness for dear life, Tali trying to not throw up in her helmet, Garrus assuming the crash position, Wrex pounding on the door demanding to be let out, Kaiden paralyzed with fear, and Ashley screaming at the top of her lungs.
@gamerdad90513 жыл бұрын
How I always imagined it
@DanielClear23 жыл бұрын
You know, I was relaxed AF. Didn't expect a jumpscare.
@joshbrown99263 жыл бұрын
ME1 mako stuff would be a lot more enjoyable if companions had conversations like in andromeda.
@ghorstbusters62383 жыл бұрын
When the brass aren’t lookin.
@seanbussing8316
3 жыл бұрын
Under appreciated comment
@zbynektrajer27353 жыл бұрын
And they are obviously listening to a hard bass inside.
@CT-Wreck3 жыл бұрын
Me a person who reads fanfiction. *its perfect*
@elimortley27823 жыл бұрын
I missed the mako so much in the other games, the hammer head just didn't measure up for me
@tarayekardowin4506
2 жыл бұрын
So true.
@ineedthighs3 жыл бұрын
Mass effect field inertial dampeners probably helped a lot.
@redlister29343 жыл бұрын
Alot smoother then i expected. I applaud your driving prowess.
@19Sephirot933 жыл бұрын
And that is the reason why the SR2 didn't had a Mako. Cerberus new Shepard treats vehicles like Bond treats cars
@dimbasz
3 жыл бұрын
Well, between sloppy spider-tank and hovercraft made of tissue paper I'll choose Mako anytime
@ultrainstinct40603 жыл бұрын
I knew exactly what the video was going to be before I clicked on the thumbnail.
@Madmonkeman3 жыл бұрын
If you think that's bad, wait till you see my driving
@sparrowfox69433 жыл бұрын
Honestly as someone who started playing Mass Effect when Andromeda came out and played the Trilogy for the 1st time in the legendary edition, it felt scarily quiet in the Mako. Also to the ME Vets: HOW DID YOU GUYS DRIVE THAT THING WITHOUT THE BOOST HOLY HELL
@UNSF3 жыл бұрын
The Mako is an engineering miracle that can defy even the most basic laws of physics that even everything else in ME universe abides to.
@Mandorle213 жыл бұрын
There are probably inertia dampers on board, like on spaceships, so they would barely feel a thing.
@cras073 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the jeep level in Uncharted 4 where the characters scream for their lives when you drive like a maniac
@AveryPennewell3 жыл бұрын
Okie okie now I endorse, my name is commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on the citadel
@jakehanson2163 жыл бұрын
Van Halen's Panama should be constantly playing as you're fucking around in the mako
@darthridick773 жыл бұрын
"Hey Garrus, remember that time you dared me to launch the Mako off a cliff?" "No, I said 'Shepard don't launch the mako off a cliff' then you said 'don't tell me what to do, Garrus' AND THEN YOU LAUNCHED THE MAKO OFF A CLIFF"
@jessebrown52473 жыл бұрын
Its like driving the warthogs from halo constantly flips and bounces all over the map from one pebble
@Milkster863 жыл бұрын
Joker: commander? Commander!! Shepherd and the squad: 0:09
@Pankypops3 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in Mass Effect dampeners and gravity stabilizers.*
@basedkaiser53523 жыл бұрын
Would be awesome to hear Tali having a full on panic attack because of Sheppard’s awful driving lol
@samg54633 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the adventures of Командир Шепард. Crank up the hardbass.
@skeyturr3 жыл бұрын
never played these games but i must say the camera and driving are satisfying to look at
@JesusChristDenton_73 жыл бұрын
Joker would've broken his bones if he were in the MAKO.
@rayray1173 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what was happening inside the mako lol
@mursuka803 жыл бұрын
At least it was little easier to control in Legendary Edition than in the original.
Garrus:Shepard's gonna MAKO us go of a cliff....eh? Eh? Oh screw you all it was funny!
@aura_xxx3 жыл бұрын
I felt so dumb the first time I was riding the mako because I had to be parked on flat terrain to get out of it but I didn’t understand that and proceeded to try to jump out the mako while I was still driving the damn thing lmao.
@othergeorgea3 жыл бұрын
The squad getting roller coaster sickness
@Banchoking3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I thought the Mako controlled great. My only complaint is trying to aim the damn turret at anything that wasn't perfectly level was like pulling teeth.
@Shadowpack953 жыл бұрын
i did a full on front flip off a mountain with the Mako and we tumbled our way down to a perfect landing
@DottaNatural3 жыл бұрын
This is why Mako was replaced.
@1326bigpoppa3 жыл бұрын
I bet wrex driving mako
@undyne13 жыл бұрын
Would've been funny if the squadmates had some dialogue regarding the mako and Shepard's driving.
@zhongxina22573 жыл бұрын
That one with the beer is Garrus :)
@DarkLiberatorZone3 жыл бұрын
accurate
@FirebonE_883 жыл бұрын
I was expecting that.
@PR-xm5zc3 жыл бұрын
This was way funnier than I expected
@Nandrall18-253 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t a big fan of Andromeda, but the crew did react to your crazy driving. Shame it wasn’t it in the trilogy, would’ve been funny as hell.
@Soul4Death3 жыл бұрын
It be awesome if they did like they done in andromeda where the team mates talked and say when do I get to drive or are we there yet 😆
@apexpredator49373 жыл бұрын
Just some space buddies having off road fun.
@mascadadelpantion80183 жыл бұрын
I love Seth Green
@abreil453 жыл бұрын
Yeahhhhhh that scared me lol
@aurorasdrawingcorner3 жыл бұрын
I love aswell as hate the Mako. In general I love it. What I hate are more the planets than the mako cause super mounty planets where you need to drive a 5 kilometer half circle around mountains cause you cant drive up there is so damn annoying
@dimbasz3 жыл бұрын
I knew exactly what it's going to be just from the title and thumbnail =D
@BlackKnight2883 жыл бұрын
Lol, that was awesome
@martinportales86263 жыл бұрын
Our scientists need to hurry and invent some inertia dampening technology. I wonder if it's even possible.
@markeddeer93843 жыл бұрын
Just like halo warthogs
@dr.science_01773 жыл бұрын
I don't remember the mako THIS manuverable
@serenitatis2191
3 жыл бұрын
legendary edition
@dr.science_0177
3 жыл бұрын
@@serenitatis2191 I know and I was playing it for a few weeks now. It drives like a brick
@serenitatis2191
3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.science_0177 a more maneuverable brick
@zondor81233 жыл бұрын
The dude with the red jacket just broke his nose, rip
@pt99403 жыл бұрын
Goddammit I was JUST thinking about making basically this. Good bit chief.
@khaiwarrington41763 жыл бұрын
Who knew that there was fall damage for the mako?
@TH3L33TM3XICAN3 жыл бұрын
I knew when I clicked on the video it was going to be the russians
@user-sr7re5ik1i3 жыл бұрын
Главное пиво жигули удержал
@habibpines3 жыл бұрын
it's jumpier than I remember
@beverlyarcher5463 жыл бұрын
I always picture their faces with the characters of the movie before the last one from resident evil movies
@Western_Gopnik3 жыл бұрын
Good idea 💡
@holyloli694203 жыл бұрын
Leeeeroy Jenkiiiiiiin
@iim4xii1293 жыл бұрын
Great title, you did well in Literacy.
@JanKowalski-rd7yb3 жыл бұрын
In memory of Kitty0706, who made the one and only "Mass Defect" (STILL better animations, than in "ME: Andromeda"). Also: The Council can kiss my ass!
@The_Pie_apocalypse3 жыл бұрын
A classic
@KONSACZ3 жыл бұрын
I know its gonna be this, before even clicking on the video.
@N7SOLDIER3 жыл бұрын
This was great lol 😂
@mattdavis42483 жыл бұрын
'Be like' Apparently people still don't see how stupid they look when they say or type this.
@b1acksteve3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the Mako came with barf bags?
@HittokiriBattousai173 жыл бұрын
Needs more Tripoloski
@MrNicoJac3 жыл бұрын
Okay, that volume could've been better balanced 😆 (much like the Mako, lol)
@magiv75733 жыл бұрын
Based mako
@hotepkiller11803 жыл бұрын
Yooooo wrex
@triunfosextraordinarios10653 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@xXCode9Xx3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Frakturehawkens3 жыл бұрын
despite this being non-russian video, ive already known about the punchline still lost my shit
@toomanylies77163 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@Val-yq7pt3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@VanelekLev3 жыл бұрын
Every ME1 run i hate ride on this shity vehicle, some object place on realy high mountaunts, realy anoying trying ride to them.
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Shepard: Remember that time you dared me to launch the Mako off a cliff? Garrus: No, I said "Shepard, don't launch the Mako off a cliff." And you said "Don't tell me what to do, Garrus." And then you launched the Mako off a cliff.
@jacksonkristina9
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 I can imagine that conversation happening.
@l33tspaniard
3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm that being told not to do something counts as a dare.
@DiscoGoesOn5067
3 жыл бұрын
ProZD lol
@tiger-tn6gx
3 жыл бұрын
that honestly sounds like a talk they would have lol
@beverlyarcher546
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and I made sure it was bumpy the whole way down and a very bumpy landing
I really wish they had something like that in the game with your companions commenting on your driving, would've made it hilarious.
@spiderz5145
3 жыл бұрын
“This thing drives like a drunk 3rd grader! Give me a break guys!”
@Captain_FAIL
3 жыл бұрын
Can imagine Tali having a panic attack because of the chance that her mask cracks,and Wrex simply enjoying the ride, yeah.
@MrTawnyMan
3 жыл бұрын
They had it at Andromeda
@phantomwraith1984
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrTawnyMan like drack asking you to stop hitting ever bump xD
@Road_to_Dawn
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Poison Ivy when you‘ve got her in the Batmobile in Arkham Knight. “Who taught you do drive?!”
I wish the crew in the Mako could comment on how hilly the damn planets are or how awful Shep's driving is lol
@phantomwraith1984
3 жыл бұрын
The inertial dampers in the mako make it a smooth ride for them. Still canon though that Shepard's driving is as bad as their dancing
@Diana-if8qd
3 жыл бұрын
I wanted that too! Like they did with Andromeda.
@tonyredmond3136
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve always thought it was hilarious how Shepard is calm and stoic in cutscenes then proceeds to drive like a maniac
@meep1998
3 жыл бұрын
One time I was driving the mako trying to park near the mine shaft with the pyjaks mission, and one scooted in front of me and I hit it, and my squad mates commented on it and I got renegade. I literally restarted the damn level cause I didn’t want that on my conscience
@Aereto
3 жыл бұрын
@@meep1998 Wrex: Nice.
Its even worse when Wrex stuffs his over size ass in there. I never fully understood how he even fits in the Mako
@Spaceman2921
3 жыл бұрын
'JUST TIE ME TO THE ROOF AND LETS GO'
@TigerTabCat1
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the crew cabin could use some calibrations…
@Pandamanakaeta
3 жыл бұрын
Ever seen a krogan surfing on a mako
@spiderz5145
3 жыл бұрын
@@Spaceman2921 he’d totally suggest that idea lmao, I love Krogans.
@N7_CommanderShepard
3 жыл бұрын
He complains about it all the time. All I ever hear from him is “getting a little cramped in here”.
See, that's why everyone wears armour in the first game.
ah the old mako, good times........... annoying as hell to drive around, but still good times
@shadow3675
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe so but to its credit it can at least take a beating unlike another vehicle I can mention *stares angry at the hammerhead*
@brandonmercer499
3 жыл бұрын
@@shadow3675 THANK YOU!!!!!!! I would rather have shields that can take a rocket and barely be missing a bar of shield health along with access to a machine gun and heavy Cannon, then have access to a maneuverable vehicle with shields and armor that, combined, are still weaker than wet tissue paper. Not to mention the weapon on the hammerhead is a joke. Sure it's heat seeking, to a certain extent, but it's damage is crap, ESPECIALLY on Legendary. At least the Mako on Legendary difficulty can take more than one hit. The Hammerhead on Legendary, on the other hand, is almost dead after taking one hit
@DeadMotherDucker
3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonmercer499 just imagine the mobility of the Hammerhead but with the toughness and weapons of the Mako
@firestorm165
3 жыл бұрын
In ME1 I actually made a game called "Thresher Tag" Basically you had to get as close as possible to a thresher maw as you can without dying horribly. My personal best is actually ramming it's broadside. So that's my passive aggressive way of saying: the Mako is very agile if you actually practice with it
@nicholascordero6600
3 жыл бұрын
@John citizen people who can't drive the mako are the same people who can't drive the warthog
I loved the Mako, I still remember literally parking it on top of a Geth Colossus and taking it out with my pistol because it could not stand back up.
@komrade223
3 жыл бұрын
I remember forgetting there was a cannon on the Mako and not just the machine gun. Took out two thresher maws before finding out the cannon button during the fight with the third. And I was like "Oh yeah, I sniped like an asshole with this on my first playthrough" Good times in the Mako, dumping literal pounds of microscopic, hyperkinetic slugs into over grown tapeworms. Good times.
@missytusara8274
3 жыл бұрын
That's never worked for me, every time I try running one over they get caught in the axles and still manage to shoot me 😂😭
@danielfox5691
3 жыл бұрын
Wait, the mako has a cannon!?
@phoenixthefloridianmaraude5700
3 жыл бұрын
How did I not think of that?
@Linkforlife199
3 жыл бұрын
@@phoenixthefloridianmaraude5700 I mostly did it on accident.
Bro I've done a full on back flip with the Mako they better be strapped in
@codyconnor6981
3 жыл бұрын
Only a backflip? I’ve rolled that bitch end over end down a mountain and landed on all six wheels without breaking momentum.
@jaffarebellion292
3 жыл бұрын
@@codyconnor6981 Previously on Tony Hawk's Pro Mako...
@ryanpeacock9004
3 жыл бұрын
I tried to ramp off a pyramid. I failed and then proceeded to flip and slide a pretty impressive distance. Naturally I recorded it.
Pleb: A gun that fires thresher maws King: A gun that fires Makos
@dontcheckmychanel
3 жыл бұрын
Shit I would have killed for a MAKO while retaking London. Hell. Even the Hammerhead would have been good
@Hillthugsta
3 жыл бұрын
@@dontcheckmychanel The makos were getting wrecked in london though.
@xptaco2298
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hillthugsta player makos are infinitely better if they get inside one
@Meshakhad
3 жыл бұрын
Emperor: A Mako equipped with a gun that fires thresher maws.
inertia dampeners. For all we know they could be enjoying a cup of lovely peppermint tea in their finest chinaware.
@Ultra_Hlebus
3 жыл бұрын
Renegade Shep would turn them off right before the hit
@juleswoodbury58
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ultra_Hlebus aaaaand kill himself?
@Ultra_Hlebus
3 жыл бұрын
@@juleswoodbury58 or at least shake everyone inside while maniacally laughing
@Not-an-Alien
3 жыл бұрын
@@juleswoodbury58 how does that work exactly when it's literally doing flips in the air and landing sideways? I mean even inertia dampeners have to have limits.
@bigshrekhorner
3 жыл бұрын
@@Not-an-Alien The answer is always magic
Holy crap dude, scared the shit outta me
@isaacpedraza8122
3 жыл бұрын
Wow such gaming
@Captain_FAIL
3 жыл бұрын
Damn,how did you get over here?
@ConkerVonZap
3 жыл бұрын
+1 sin because this has nothing to do with undeads.
@imbetter599
3 жыл бұрын
Just shit
@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline
3 жыл бұрын
So it wasn't just me!
Nothing better than hitting that jump thrust at just the right time to launch the mako off the largest mountain you can find. Really made me want to climb Olympus Mons on Mars. Lol
I never found the setting to toggle it myself, but I do like how they supposedly left the old Mako controls in LE just for the madmen.
@kesasika
3 жыл бұрын
I on the other hand constantly struggled with the new controls for the mako until I found the setting in the options. It was much harder to climb hills and fight with the new controls although the Mako also didn't go flying in the direction you're going accidentally at full speed either.
@ricksaburai
3 жыл бұрын
@@kesasika what are the new controls? I just replayed original ME1 the other day and I thought it was fine. Is it because it was kinda tank controls?
@kesasika
3 жыл бұрын
@@ricksaburai The new Mako follows the direction you're pointing in and has it's physics engine kind of balanced out supposedly although I didn't see much difference in that regard. It handles a bit more smoothly when following the mouse look like it doesn't accelerate accidentally in other directions or turn wildly but can be difficult to control if you want to strafe drive while fighting and so on.
@sparrowfox6943
3 жыл бұрын
@@kesasika Yeah and from what I looked up, they didn't give the option to go to the classic settings to the console version of MELE
@TheWildcard4542000
3 жыл бұрын
@@sparrowfox6943 they didn't. I rather miss the old controls it was much easier to strafe when fighting thresher maws.
everyone hates the mako and how tedious the planet exploration was in ME:1, but it was personally my favorite part of the game and what makes it my favorite in the series. there’s something really cool about driving around alone on a vast, unexplored planet hearing weird noises and finding lost artifacts. i wish we could do that in the later games, i would much prefer that over the boring scanning we got.
@HarryPowerColt
3 жыл бұрын
A mix of them would be fine: planet exploration, side missions, scanning for resources, etc. Having variety makes the game much more entertaining, rather than making the same thing a thousand times.
@user-kr9be2hw5f
3 жыл бұрын
Same here
This is what happens when you let Wrex take over.
I wonder if Tali would actually take her helmet off if she feels sick
@wildsirius4649
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, she just vomits there
@E1N9A8N0DA
3 жыл бұрын
@@wildsirius4649 then I ain't romancing her. EVER. 😖
@jasonfrancese8359
3 жыл бұрын
@@E1N9A8N0DA The suit can detox itself. Plus, I’m sure she cleans it religiously whenever possible. Especially both before and after her and Shepard do the dirty.
@beverlyarcher546
3 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh I read a fanfic where they only had one barfbag and Wrex was hogging it
@MrNicoJac
3 жыл бұрын
Pilots and scuba divers can puke in their masks. It's designed to cope with that.
On the outside: Just a bumpy ride, nothing too bad. On the inside: Shepard laughing like a maniac, Liara gripping the safety harness for dear life, Tali trying to not throw up in her helmet, Garrus assuming the crash position, Wrex pounding on the door demanding to be let out, Kaiden paralyzed with fear, and Ashley screaming at the top of her lungs.
How I always imagined it
You know, I was relaxed AF. Didn't expect a jumpscare.
ME1 mako stuff would be a lot more enjoyable if companions had conversations like in andromeda.
When the brass aren’t lookin.
@seanbussing8316
3 жыл бұрын
Under appreciated comment
And they are obviously listening to a hard bass inside.
Me a person who reads fanfiction. *its perfect*
I missed the mako so much in the other games, the hammer head just didn't measure up for me
@tarayekardowin4506
2 жыл бұрын
So true.
Mass effect field inertial dampeners probably helped a lot.
Alot smoother then i expected. I applaud your driving prowess.
And that is the reason why the SR2 didn't had a Mako. Cerberus new Shepard treats vehicles like Bond treats cars
@dimbasz
3 жыл бұрын
Well, between sloppy spider-tank and hovercraft made of tissue paper I'll choose Mako anytime
I knew exactly what the video was going to be before I clicked on the thumbnail.
If you think that's bad, wait till you see my driving
Honestly as someone who started playing Mass Effect when Andromeda came out and played the Trilogy for the 1st time in the legendary edition, it felt scarily quiet in the Mako. Also to the ME Vets: HOW DID YOU GUYS DRIVE THAT THING WITHOUT THE BOOST HOLY HELL
The Mako is an engineering miracle that can defy even the most basic laws of physics that even everything else in ME universe abides to.
There are probably inertia dampers on board, like on spaceships, so they would barely feel a thing.
Reminds me of the jeep level in Uncharted 4 where the characters scream for their lives when you drive like a maniac
Okie okie now I endorse, my name is commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on the citadel
Van Halen's Panama should be constantly playing as you're fucking around in the mako
"Hey Garrus, remember that time you dared me to launch the Mako off a cliff?" "No, I said 'Shepard don't launch the mako off a cliff' then you said 'don't tell me what to do, Garrus' AND THEN YOU LAUNCHED THE MAKO OFF A CLIFF"
Its like driving the warthogs from halo constantly flips and bounces all over the map from one pebble
Joker: commander? Commander!! Shepherd and the squad: 0:09
*Laughs in Mass Effect dampeners and gravity stabilizers.*
Would be awesome to hear Tali having a full on panic attack because of Sheppard’s awful driving lol
Ah yes the adventures of Командир Шепард. Crank up the hardbass.
never played these games but i must say the camera and driving are satisfying to look at
Joker would've broken his bones if he were in the MAKO.
This is exactly what was happening inside the mako lol
At least it was little easier to control in Legendary Edition than in the original.
Female Shepard: Yeah boy!😃 Garrus: Shepard! stop!🤢 Wrex:🤮
Garrus:Shepard's gonna MAKO us go of a cliff....eh? Eh? Oh screw you all it was funny!
I felt so dumb the first time I was riding the mako because I had to be parked on flat terrain to get out of it but I didn’t understand that and proceeded to try to jump out the mako while I was still driving the damn thing lmao.
The squad getting roller coaster sickness
Honestly, I thought the Mako controlled great. My only complaint is trying to aim the damn turret at anything that wasn't perfectly level was like pulling teeth.
i did a full on front flip off a mountain with the Mako and we tumbled our way down to a perfect landing
This is why Mako was replaced.
I bet wrex driving mako
Would've been funny if the squadmates had some dialogue regarding the mako and Shepard's driving.
That one with the beer is Garrus :)
accurate
I was expecting that.
This was way funnier than I expected
I wasn’t a big fan of Andromeda, but the crew did react to your crazy driving. Shame it wasn’t it in the trilogy, would’ve been funny as hell.
It be awesome if they did like they done in andromeda where the team mates talked and say when do I get to drive or are we there yet 😆
Just some space buddies having off road fun.
I love Seth Green
Yeahhhhhh that scared me lol
I love aswell as hate the Mako. In general I love it. What I hate are more the planets than the mako cause super mounty planets where you need to drive a 5 kilometer half circle around mountains cause you cant drive up there is so damn annoying
I knew exactly what it's going to be just from the title and thumbnail =D
Lol, that was awesome
Our scientists need to hurry and invent some inertia dampening technology. I wonder if it's even possible.
Just like halo warthogs
I don't remember the mako THIS manuverable
@serenitatis2191
3 жыл бұрын
legendary edition
@dr.science_0177
3 жыл бұрын
@@serenitatis2191 I know and I was playing it for a few weeks now. It drives like a brick
@serenitatis2191
3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.science_0177 a more maneuverable brick
The dude with the red jacket just broke his nose, rip
Goddammit I was JUST thinking about making basically this. Good bit chief.
Who knew that there was fall damage for the mako?
I knew when I clicked on the video it was going to be the russians
Главное пиво жигули удержал
it's jumpier than I remember
I always picture their faces with the characters of the movie before the last one from resident evil movies
Good idea 💡
Leeeeroy Jenkiiiiiiin
Great title, you did well in Literacy.
In memory of Kitty0706, who made the one and only "Mass Defect" (STILL better animations, than in "ME: Andromeda"). Also: The Council can kiss my ass!
A classic
I know its gonna be this, before even clicking on the video.
This was great lol 😂
'Be like' Apparently people still don't see how stupid they look when they say or type this.
I wonder if the Mako came with barf bags?
Needs more Tripoloski
Okay, that volume could've been better balanced 😆 (much like the Mako, lol)
Based mako
Yooooo wrex
lmfao
😂😂😂
despite this being non-russian video, ive already known about the punchline still lost my shit
😂🤣
LMAOOOO
Every ME1 run i hate ride on this shity vehicle, some object place on realy high mountaunts, realy anoying trying ride to them.
Баян.
cyka
What is the game?
@user-hu7ev2xe8c
3 жыл бұрын
Mass Effect
@volunteer_rescuer
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-hu7ev2xe8c О, пасиб)