Olga is such a creative weapon of the Medieval Era

@boyinblue.

4 жыл бұрын

hydraxon 26 I agree, her reinforced steal body is amazing. And her acid spitting mouth is pretty great.

@JohnTheRecoilJunkie

4 жыл бұрын

It's her mind man!

@davidliu4338

4 жыл бұрын

John Grafelman r.wooooooooooo

@zxxkcxxz

4 жыл бұрын

Is a flame carrying pigeon not a creative weapon

@ConstantChaos1

4 жыл бұрын

@@zxxkcxxz I believe the point being made was that her segment was more about her than her weapons

*I ' m s o r r y, d i d I f u c k i n g s t u t t e r ?*

@KEL5isGodrules

5 жыл бұрын

alright birds it is

@CristianMartinez-xl8lc

5 жыл бұрын

No but you had a bit of a lisp.

@colttttttt

5 жыл бұрын

*y e s ' n t*

@yoarekkusu3184

5 жыл бұрын

3:57

@Neon-hx3jw

5 жыл бұрын

🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦

Note: Olgas husband was killed by the folks who wanted her to marry their prince so she had a good reason tot be pissed

@Nameless_Cat_IsAGoodGame

2 жыл бұрын

These guys must've been like: Ah yes, if you want to win the "heart" of your crush, just kill her husband, then proceeding to ask her out, I'm sure this will go well

@RazalasTrebla

2 жыл бұрын

@hell Crusader Kings II

@demi-femme4821

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, I wouldn't muder anyone, but I would say "Yeah, tell the murdering shitbag you call a prince to fuck himself with a mace. And I better hear whispers with that exact wording or I will fucking destroy you.

@Kallixede

2 жыл бұрын

@@RazalasTrebla Marry your sister, overthrow your liege, turn the family tree into a family tumbleweed

@swagmeister696

2 жыл бұрын

@@demi-femme4821 cringe

We need a movie based on Olga's life. Not a drama, but pure evil, action filled and a gory one.

@forgottenfamily

Жыл бұрын

Actually, the part that was missed in this video was that all of this was because her husband had been killed by the Drevlians. All of this was just her getting revenge

@anonymousonion551

Жыл бұрын

Yes, but better make sure that countries related or Slavs in general take care of the entire production. We don't need another empty HollyFool or NetReflux "megahit". I now present the name of Slavic Movie Production - the Svarowood (combination of words Svarog + Hollywood)

@BrazilianImperialist

Жыл бұрын

@@forgottenfamily And her son

@arthurjeremypearson

Жыл бұрын

Breaking Slav

@budgetcommander4849

Жыл бұрын

@@forgottenfamily Bit of an understatement to call that 'just getting revenge'

Is no one going to talk about the fact that he considered olga as a weapon

@rubybolt3654

3 жыл бұрын

I mean at the time so did they

@oreo3740

3 жыл бұрын

Seduction is powerful

@luigixiv8498

3 жыл бұрын

@@oreo3740 but setting cities on fire is better

@jazzbean6520

3 жыл бұрын

A R S O N

@dragonking2719

3 жыл бұрын

Does he not upload anymore

Salmonella 2016: See you in 3 months… Just joking Salmonella 2020: Disappears for half a year

@hissingfaunaa

3 жыл бұрын

H www

@tylerowo1740

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@alexwhite1624

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine Corona got him

@user-njyzcip

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexwhite1624 he actually posted on Twitter about how he was busy at college

@huh3027

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-njyzcip link?

2:27 I was reading my Russian History textbook, and came across this excerpt: "Igor's sudden death at the hands of the Drevliane brought a remarkable ruler to the Kievan throne: his widow Olga [...] The 'Primary Chronicle' describes Olga's clever and brutal revenge against the Drevliane..." And I'm sitting there, hearing the Sam O'Nella intro music begin playing. Thank you Sam.

@jacksonpowell7175

11 ай бұрын

You know I feel like Sam and high boi would get along

2:21 I love how Sam's just eatin' chips while recording. You can hear the bag crinkle.

@TheTimbs_

2 жыл бұрын

It’s probably the fire

@nuh_uhfella

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheTimbs_ no its chips

@TheTimbs_

2 жыл бұрын

@@nuh_uhfella used for fire effects

@Crazyturtle879

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheTimbs_ yeah sounds legit

@user-hm5eh5dz7p

2 жыл бұрын

признак профессионализма :D

his powerpoint presentations must’ve been very good back when he was in highschool

@agastyagupta728

4 жыл бұрын

Probably

@joshandrec

4 жыл бұрын

He's 20 years old now so back then he was making these vids during high school

@akpsyche1299

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshandrec That still kinda blows my mind. This guy is 20 years old and almost has 2 million subscribers with a bunch of quality content. I'm 18. What have I been doing with my life?

@joshandrec

4 жыл бұрын

@@akpsyche1299 still got 2 years bro hahahaha

@zain6008

4 жыл бұрын

@@akpsyche1299 that's a bad mentality. I like this guy, but he hasn't made much of an impact. I mean I havent, and I probably won't. But no one is better or worse then you. You still can do amazing things in life.

sam: a giant ape lauching boulders like baseballs the dude who writes attack on titan: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

@houseofgrey1690

3 жыл бұрын

Lo

@arminackermann7875

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me, a giant ape launching boulders at your men is TERRIFYING

@pinkorange4980

3 жыл бұрын

@@arminackermann7875 bruhv they wasted the serum on you u fucking useless prick be looking like dora headass. 😔 RIP our boi one arm

@arminackermann7875

3 жыл бұрын

@@pinkorange4980 yeah ikr it shouldn't have been me 😔

@pinkorange4980

3 жыл бұрын

@@arminackermann7875 Im wating for season 4 ;-;

0:37 *I can’t unsee them*

@edwardmusashi691

2 жыл бұрын

Man they're literally everywhere now

@benis2582

2 жыл бұрын

📮

@Mario-cz6tr

2 жыл бұрын

aMoGuS

@romania5106

2 жыл бұрын

Amog u

@WateryAbyss7000

Ай бұрын

1:31 *angry Levi noises intensify*

"imagine a giant fucking ape launching boulders like they're baseballs" literally zeke from AoT

Dang, tbh tho that pigeon scheme was genius af.

@geekdivaherself

4 жыл бұрын

It was almost reused by the US with bats for pigeons instead of the atomic bomb against Japan.

@cherrytreedeer9451

4 жыл бұрын

The story is cool but would a bird that is about to get caught on fire fly directly to its nest? Honestly don't think so

@liamjm9278

4 жыл бұрын

@@cherrytreedeer9451 Then why did it happen?

@cherrytreedeer9451

4 жыл бұрын

@@liamjm9278I doubt that it happened

@liamjm9278

4 жыл бұрын

@@cherrytreedeer9451 You doubt birds flying to their nests after being released.

You forget to mention that the Drevlians killed her husband, so it’s arguable she wasn’t acting out of pure sadism, but rather some kind of over-twisted bitterness.

@cavejohnson4306

4 жыл бұрын

Also, if she married the prince her three year old son would have most likely been executed.

@kayla5543

4 жыл бұрын

@@cavejohnson4306 why would they kill a 3 year old???

@cavejohnson4306

4 жыл бұрын

Schnauzerstudios™ mideval times were weird man

@jurj97

4 жыл бұрын

@@kayla5543 if I had to guess probably because he wasn't the prince's own son

@alexeydzema5268

4 жыл бұрын

@@kayla5543 he would have been a threat to the rule of a new ruler

Keep in mind in the case of Olga, she did all the things she did after they murdered her husband. Murdering one's spouse does tend to piss someone off. She also really helped spread Christianity which was why she was actually canonized.

@pacmonster066

Ай бұрын

A few specific people murdered her husband. Not the entire population of an ethnic people that she basically genocided in vengeance. Let's keep perspective here.

@tygonmaster

Ай бұрын

@@pacmonster066 Ehhhh tomatoes tomatoes.

That Rick Riordan comment about Greek Fire picked me up, threw me up against a wall, put me through the stages of a beef cow, brought back to life, and punched me in the gut. I mean, even though speed-reading through his books when I was like 8 was (and will always feel like) a punch in the gut no matter how old I'll get, that just slapped me across the face *hard* and called it a day.

@speedeez1880

9 ай бұрын

Solidarity woo I feel the same

@brainrotofchoice6244

6 ай бұрын

you would think riordan would write more pyromaniacs when he just straight up put magical napalm in his universe about angsty teenage demigods (no hate, they're lovable angsty teenage demigods)

“So imagine a giant ape throwing boulders like baseballs” Attack on Titan: Hold on, he’s onto something

@finniscul1343

3 жыл бұрын

write that down WRITE THAT DOWN

@snonk_solid

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmm monke

@NancyWheelersHugeassRifle

3 жыл бұрын

Zeke must be a Sam O'Nella fan

@shinigami1357

3 жыл бұрын

Oh... my... Goodness. It all makes sense now. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

@meemerboi5812

2 жыл бұрын

Thinking the exact same thing

I'm sorry did I fucking stutter?

@Sakovri

7 жыл бұрын

Olga had no chill.

@turtleguy403

7 жыл бұрын

Olga of keev not kiev but keev

@danukil7703

7 жыл бұрын

Turtle Guy, as you probably well know it depends from what language you are transliterating from. If you are transliterating from Old East Slavic (as written in such documents as the Lavretian Chronicle) it would be Olga of Kyjev, from Ukrainian it would be Olha of Kyiv (pronounced like Kyjiv or Kyyiv), and from Russian it would be Olga of Kiev (pronounced Kijev or Kiyev)

@phinaibe8434

6 жыл бұрын

Zach Bellman 666 LIKES

@Emppu_T.

6 жыл бұрын

i dunno, professor quirrel

"Imagine a giant f**king ape launching boulders like their baseballs" Hajime Isayama: write that down!!!

“I’ll se you in three months.” Ah, what a luxury we used to have

Persians: Byzantines: b o a t *d i c k*

@jasonirwin4631

4 жыл бұрын

b o a t d i c k with f i r e c u m

@aidan4529

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Irwin Persians: everything *h u r t s*

@JuliuSeizure

4 жыл бұрын

f i r e c u m o n w a t e r

@moment-zj5qt

4 жыл бұрын

S T I C K Y F I R E C U M

@genericTC2ber

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT'S A (Kind african american male) GOTTA DO TO GET SOME BOAT DICK

Actually the reason she attacked the town wasn't because they didn't pay taxes but because they ripped her husband in half on birch trees when he was collecting taxes.

@andymatheson82

5 жыл бұрын

birch trees are cool

@drdiabeetus4419

5 жыл бұрын

TECHNICALLY, that means they also weren't paying taxes

@andymatheson82

5 жыл бұрын

Technically birch trees are trees

@hockeybabyx

4 жыл бұрын

@@andymatheson82 Technically birch trees are better in minecraft than in real life you little twit ;) Edit: Oh man thanks for the likes guys yall are the best

@annetteespinoza842

4 жыл бұрын

Maxim they deserved it

Olga is a literal Creative Mastermind, attaching Sulfur those Birds just to set an ENTIRE TOWN on fire.

My favorite genre of weapon is taking an agricultural tool and going “I can swing this pretty hard, it’ll do,” and it turns out to work really well. Notable examples: the Billhook and the threshing flail.

Fun fact: Olga of Kiev is actually a canonized saint in both the Roman Catholic AND Eastern Orthodox Churches.

@shrekonion8307

4 жыл бұрын

Around the same time as saint jerry

@shrekonion8307

4 жыл бұрын

The fucker of goats

@shrekonion8307

4 жыл бұрын

@ElderlyMother i just said that it was around the same time and that he had sex with goats

@janaterbio8010

4 жыл бұрын

.... Well, that's nice

@aidan4529

4 жыл бұрын

She’s a kick ass bitch They killed her husband She killed all of them

I like how these weapons were so crazy that we did not even care about Saint Jerry at the end

@the_rover1

4 жыл бұрын

you mean the one that fucked le goats?

@kyleweichert1553

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@nc-133

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite is Sam moving closer to the mic while talking about him XD

@davidbarba4055

3 жыл бұрын

I played that clip to my friends and one of them laughed so hard he started chocking

@RicoGnz

3 жыл бұрын

Nick Carambelas he didn’t tho

I like how he pronounce “Kiev” the Ukrainian way years before the rest of us knew any better (Russian two-syllable pronunciation is all I knew being born and raised in the USA).

@Kire1120

Жыл бұрын

The Ukrainian pronunciation is also two syllables. It's like "Kee yeev".

@lelgie601

10 ай бұрын

i pronounce every ukrainian city with russian phonology

@emmettturner9452

10 ай бұрын

@@Kire1120 You are correct but they know that the West can’t easily pronounce it that way. Instead they push the “Kyiv” single-syllable pronunciation on us as their preferred pronunciation for the West since it’s more correct than the Russian Kiev. There is almost an R sound in the first syllable when Ukrainians say it.

"when you put the words makeshift and flamethrower next to eachother you're gonna run into problems sooner then later" 10/10

1:45 I don't blame him, imagine you started a construction of a giant death machine of destruction, and it turns out you are not even gonna use it. Honestly what would you do in his situation?

@spindash64

3 жыл бұрын

Easy: I’d have my men wheel it to the Southern coastline to remind those Pansy French who REALLY controls Europe

@romania5106

2 жыл бұрын

Use it on the war prisoners

@jacobname4310

2 жыл бұрын

*countries with nuclear bombs except USA

@randomstuffprod.

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobname4310 wtf do you mean? The only country that ever used nuclear weapons on people was the US.

@SangerZonvolt

2 жыл бұрын

WOuld have been funny if they wanted to surrender, he tries it out anyway, it collapses, and they dont surrender anymore.

His art style is like diary of a wimpy kid without noses

@lenny8785

3 жыл бұрын

that's generous

@ravellabella

3 жыл бұрын

How we livin baby sam’s art style is better

@heroswags

3 жыл бұрын

@Eric Lee damn why so aggressive

@graceyudha

3 жыл бұрын

but still a masterpiece

@dru7469

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of casually explained, one of the reasons I started watching Sam

If you want wacky weapons, you need look no further than the Huolongjing, or the Fire Dragon Manual of medieval China. Just a few examples of the goodies one can find in such a volume (and remember, these names are actually what they called them): “Flying cloud thunderclap eruptor”- A cannon firing little iron shells filled with substances that would violently react when the shell shattered and they mixed together (which is also how greek fire worked btw). “Divine bone-dissolving fire oil bomb”- A frag grenade filled to the brim with little iron pellets. “Divine moving phalanx-breaking fierce-fire sword-shield”- A shield which fired many fire lances (spears with explosives attached to the ends) into enemy formations.

Im like an illiterate masochist looking at an old library every time i go a few months not watching these videos and forget the main idea

Olga was like: "Meet the Pyro" **TF2 music plays**

@SupersuMC

3 жыл бұрын

I fear no man, but that thing...it scares me.

@tortured_ape

3 жыл бұрын

i thought of the pyro when he said makeshift flamethrower

@dukedevlan5457

3 жыл бұрын

@@SupersuMC i don't want to talk about that freak he's not hear is he?HOW DO I GET THIS DAM THING OFF!!

@torram4388

3 жыл бұрын

That woman commit gamer move to her husband's killer and anyone who celebrated his death

@spycrab3723

3 жыл бұрын

Huddah huddah huh

“50% Greek, 50% Fire.” Pretty much sums up my nationality.

@samael4550

3 жыл бұрын

Um I’m guessing Irish?? 😂 took me a second

@user-wn3wv5bx5e

3 жыл бұрын

@@samael4550 I was thinking Australian lmao

@Ironhold_Watch

3 жыл бұрын

No he means the fire nation

@BreadCrispy

3 жыл бұрын

must be the next avatar

@SirMr10

3 жыл бұрын

Err more 50% greek 50% chad

“Imagine a giant ape throwing boulders” So basically just the beast titan

Sam.... if you come back, we'll all get on Skillshare.....

Me, seeing the text onscreen: oh Olga of Kiev, I wonder who that is! Sam: Olga of K E E V

@joaopintomolegameplays3835

4 жыл бұрын

In ukranian it is spelled kyiv so he aint wrong tho

@jerrylobster1149

4 жыл бұрын

She's my sister's patron saint

@kitkatw321

4 жыл бұрын

It's like when he just said emoo a million times instead of emU

@beesgold1487

4 жыл бұрын

Is it supposed to be kaev

@kitkatw321

4 жыл бұрын

@@beesgold1487 Here it's like 'key ev'

Olga was more badass than presented here. She didn't just bury them alive, she buried them in their boat because they wanted her to marry her husband's murder. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev

@mememan9061

3 жыл бұрын

damn

@KrolKaz

3 жыл бұрын

More of a complete bitch than bad ass but whatever

@subfus4356

3 жыл бұрын

Totally badass bitch

@zionnemakoma1398

3 жыл бұрын

@@KrolKaz no, they wanted her to hand her power over to the same people who killed her husband

@constantinekorkousky3363

3 жыл бұрын

@@zionnemakoma1398 oh that makes more sense

Are we just brushing over how smart Olga was? She was like hmm how do I set fire to an entire city at once? Get a bird from every house sitting on a pile of tinder and give the bird a flaming piece of sulfur and send it home to set the tinder alight and burn each house individually!! She could’ve totally just burned every house down herself but she was so damn creative with her evil.

0:36 AMONG US?!?!1

“Imagine a giant ape, launching boulders like baseballs.” Zeke Jaeger:

@JH-dr4xo

2 жыл бұрын

Zeke’s a little Pwssyyyy

@Visibletoallusers12

2 жыл бұрын

SASAGEYO

@bigdaddyaux

2 жыл бұрын

lmao i commented something like this like 5 months ago and didnt get 1 like 😢

@deadliestvice5356

2 жыл бұрын

That's one cool spoiler, dude.

@SIII021

2 жыл бұрын

g a y

I want a whole episode just on Olga

@freddy4603

6 жыл бұрын

yeah...but he pretty much told every interesting story of her that was badass

@geoffdestroyerofrealms9045

6 жыл бұрын

I want one on Tiffany.

@caodogao4327

6 жыл бұрын

Please. Use her full name. Olga Lannister. :) She's bad ass.

@susieannejackson

6 жыл бұрын

She also did all the stuff against the Derevlians because they murdered her husband, and she was pissed about that. So not only is she a badass, but she uses her badassery to avenge her man.

@dericspencer5728

6 жыл бұрын

They had him pulled in two by a couple of large bent trees. So, ya, they started it, she finished it.

Sam O' Nella: So imagine a giant ape throwing boulders at something AoT: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

2:49 he wasn’t supposed to know about the cossack mustache!

so basically King Edward was theLegend27

@ifuckedyourmom

7 жыл бұрын

xD just saw the ad xD

@someonerandom298

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kl16863

6 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Minecraaft93

6 жыл бұрын

Yes i was!

@batra020

6 жыл бұрын

R41NY hh

"Twenty Drevlian negotiators boated to Kiev to pass along their king’s message and to ensure Olga’s compliance. They arrived in her court and told the queen why they were in Kiev: “to report that they had slain her husband...and that Olga should come and marry their Prince Mal." So they first kill her husband, then are like, we'll replace him. lol. Not sure that's how I'd ask a girl out.

@sirtaelellevalerie1056

4 жыл бұрын

Royal marriages used to be nearly always political. Their proposal was basically peace treaty. On their terms, of course. they was probably thinking that her marriage was typical loveless formality.

@Pantsinabucket

4 жыл бұрын

No I don't you’re living out how her husband was killed. Igor of Kyiv was a greedy taxmongering prince, and arrived to unilaterally demand tribute from the Drevlians. They rightfully treated him as he deserved, performing a pagan ritual involving tying two young birch trees to the ground, tying Igor’s legs to each tree, and then cutting the ropes, letting the trees fling forward back into place. One can imagine what happened to Igor in his last seconds.

@sirtaelellevalerie1056

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pantsinabucket Drevlians was his vassals, and didn't paid taxes for several years.

@Doctor.Trolling

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pantsinabucket No wonder Olga burnt 20 people alive after they asked her to marry their Prince

@loneassassin29

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you should try it and report back to us She'll probably call the cops

0:36 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I frickin love the torch over the king's head.

In fact, Olga only avenged her husband, whom the Drevlyans killed because he, at the whim of his soldiers, returned to them after collecting the tax for the supplement. Also, the pigeons did not have sulfur, but smoldering pieces of scarves.

@sin_._._ner1687

4 жыл бұрын

Hi from Kyiv

@introscapes9418

3 жыл бұрын

And Olga wasn't canonized as a Catholic saint, but an eastern orthodox one. A very different thing.

@pathogrin

3 жыл бұрын

Olga was best mom

@user-om5rg4yn8h

3 жыл бұрын

Россия

@brakefluidbrain

3 жыл бұрын

I doubt this legend with the birds is true though, because what sane bird will just return to it's nest while having a freaking burning piece of something attached to it?

To be fair to Olga, those men she killed were members of the group that had just killed her husband. Likewise, she understood that were she to marry the new husband would become the ruler, and this would almost certainly result in the disinheritance and death of her son who was only three. She pretty much went on a revenge rampage akin to a John Wick film against the Drevlians and outmaneuvered them time after time, eventually destroying them so thoroughly that they ceased to be a threat to her reign. Also, the pigeon story is almost certainly apocryphal. She's certainly no "saint" as we think of them, then, but also not an unhinged monster... no "saintly" actions would have allowed for both her and her son to emerge from that situation alive. She did what she had to do, and it worked.

@reluttr2

5 жыл бұрын

The reason she was made into a saint was because 1. she was the first of her people to convert and 2. she played a major role in spreading the religion to her people. But that being said... what she did was pretty on par with some of the stories told in the bible. People just used to be that way, you either survived or died... usually both. Also, keep in mind Dracula was a defender of the faith and he would eat his dinner outside surrounded by his impaled enemies.

@Alex-kp5pq

5 жыл бұрын

He called her a bad-ass, not a monster.

@locan9937

5 жыл бұрын

her story needs to be a film or show. she is so lovingly badass

@theteacher9435

5 жыл бұрын

Bryan Smith she seems to be a lot like Negan from The Walking Dead. Both a badass and a monster and using the flaming pigeons to teach a lesson about paying tribute

@crammer666

5 жыл бұрын

@@ordinarychef welp, if she did pigeon action she WAS NOT fucked up. Thanks to such actions she a) did not waste resources (life of her soldiers) and b) spread some good PR (from her time perspective) - meaning : don't screw with ppl from Kiev. So that'd be pretty efficient way of doing things (and maybe avoiding future problems, noone want to fuck with ruler who can command bloody pigeons to scorch city).

Every time I see a Sam o video in my recommended that I hadn’t seen before or can’t remember I get psyched, and then reality hits me hard as a brick.

I come back to these videos every year and wonder if they ever stop being interesting and the answer is no

Hey, how would you describe Attack on Titan Season 3? 1:29

@SGT676

5 жыл бұрын

Wow almost 3 years old and the vid made a nice prediction.

@SGT676

4 жыл бұрын

@@signs4407 Yeah the comment is one month old but the video is 3 years old. Do you need me to come to your house and spell it out for you?

@secondBAR

4 жыл бұрын

Karim Clarke r/woosh

@SGT676

4 жыл бұрын

@@secondBAR dumbass it ain't a wooosh he maid an honest mistake realised his mistake and he deleted the comment knowing it's a mistake

@g.ferreira6745

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit

“To my most loyal subscribers, see you in three months.” That didn’t age quite so well

@grummanf14tomcat40

3 жыл бұрын

What does gordon freeman and Sam o'nella have in common? They both go missing for years, and then they randomly appear

@baronvonbeandip

3 жыл бұрын

Nice observation. He really *didn't* post within 3 months. Hahaha good one

@bagofmoss4710

2 жыл бұрын

I got so sad😅

@weskside8349

2 жыл бұрын

Y'all think G_Man hired Sam?

@samhenley7156

2 жыл бұрын

@@weskside8349 The G Man does attract a certain type...

I was starting to think this video was a fever dream. I'm glad I found it again

My favorite part of this is Saint Tiffany because Tiffany really is a medieval name. It's short for Theophania, but you'd never find it in a fantasy or historical fiction novel since (even though it is completely accurate) it feels inaccurate for the setting due to our contemporary views...

@MD-kd5zj

3 жыл бұрын

St Tiffany doesn’t exist. But good analysis, I agree with you. Theophania is a pretty name.

@luluewhite

3 жыл бұрын

@@MD-kd5zj yeah, I know he just made her up!! Still makes me laugh

@mirjanbouma

3 жыл бұрын

There's a lot of fantasy that uses the name Tiffany, most on the humorous side of fiction. Most famous maybe is Sir Terry Pratchett's (GNU) Tiffany Aching is his Discworld series. I know of two more of the top of my head (both are webcomics) and I've seen more still but couldn't tell you a title.

@luluewhite

3 жыл бұрын

@@mirjanbouma that's awesome! I'd like to give that Terry Pratchet book a read! (I really loved Good Omens) thank you for sharing. If you find out what those webtoons are called, I'd like to know, but no worries. ♡

@mirjanbouma

3 жыл бұрын

@@luluewhite one is Daughter of the Lilies, Tiffany is not a main character but it's the main character of a book series in the story that comes up a few times. The other one I can't recall right now but I'll look for it. It's an older webcomic that starts with a very stereotypical Conan the barbarian type dude saving a princess from an evil wizard but the wizard (I think accidentally) transforms the barbarian into a woman and he's stuck that way. In both instances they spell the name different but if you say it out loud you say 'Tiffany'. I'll go find the second webcomic's name! Edit: it's called Exiern. First Google result I got XD

Olga of “ *KEEEV* “

I've always thought of Saint Olga as Judith but more incendiary and angrier. Some of the stuff she did was partially justified, but still, war crimes. Not that they had war laws at that point. EDIT: A bit more context: The Drevlian prince sent the people to ask her to marry _right after murdering her husband._ They killed him by tying his legs to two trees, bending them back, then letting them go, _splitting him in half._ So, she told them that she'd have a feast where she'd announce her answer. Good sign, right? Well, during said feast, she had her people _carry the ship they were in_ to a pit they had dug beforehand, then _buried the entire ship_ with them aboard. _Then_ she sent the missive saying she accepted before news got out, and so forth. She also exploited a loophole to maintain control of her domain, because the Byzantine emperor at the time was pressuring her to marry him, which... you heard what happened last time, right? But anyway, she had him sponsor her baptism, and then flipped him off by pointing out that since the baptismal sponsor was considered family, they could not marry now, since that would be legally incestuous. Info from my recollection of Puppet History, some of it could be a bit wrong.

Its like the informative version of GradeA

@Vitorruy1

7 жыл бұрын

I love this channel more than gradeA now

@jjsvideos715

7 жыл бұрын

Grade went downhill when he started talking about KZread drama

@isthisnametaken978

6 жыл бұрын

Is Grade even still alive?

@potato1341

6 жыл бұрын

Is this name taken? Nah, he probably ded

@catwithtwolegs7886

6 жыл бұрын

Potato just because someone doesn't upload for a few months doesn't mean that they are dead.

Ok so some of you may ask why did olga kill the drevlyans. Well they killed her husband. A husband that she was pretty fond of. They probably shouldnt have done that.

@ChorltonBrook

5 жыл бұрын

They way they killed him was pretty bad too.

@lloydmcqueen9379

5 жыл бұрын

@@ChorltonBrook how was it done?

@ChorltonBrook

5 жыл бұрын

+Lightning McQueen They tied him between two bent over birch trees then let them straighten out. It ripped him in two.

@alansmithee419

5 жыл бұрын

Ya shouldn'ta did that!

@azelfdaboi5265

5 жыл бұрын

@@ChorltonBrook and they regretted that

0:37 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD DON'T THINK IT DONT SAY IT DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT

3:16 Nobody questions where she pulled that torch from?

Trebuchets can fling 90kg stones over 300m.

@Sky-dl4qx

6 жыл бұрын

Superior siege engines, as you can clearly see.

@Usernamejjd

6 жыл бұрын

Trebuchets > catapults

@Dannybythebanana

6 жыл бұрын

Can you use freedom units? I don't understand "Never been to the moon"

@darkwolf4352

6 жыл бұрын

DanBoy damn.

@Gekk0e

6 жыл бұрын

in 'Murica units it's 198.416 lb stones over 984.252 feet or 328.084 yards

Come on guys we can't forget about SAINT JERRY

@theoaky8924

3 жыл бұрын

As someone named Jerry... This vid hurt

Good Afternoon, great video man!

My actual favorite youtuber

3:29 *d e m o n e t i z e d*

@toxiicwarfare9698

5 жыл бұрын

heck

@thedefenestrator2994

5 жыл бұрын

H*CK

@toxiicwarfare9698

5 жыл бұрын

@@thedefenestrator2994 WOAH noooooo watch your language

@alfiehillhsaliill8880

5 жыл бұрын

Frikkkkkkkkkkķkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkķk

@toxiicwarfare9698

5 жыл бұрын

@@thedefenestrator2994 may the Lord have mercy.

*when you’re from Stirling and Stirling castle gets mentioned* And yes, some of the rocks that where launched into the castle are still there, and are used as decorations

@samtinkle9076

5 жыл бұрын

Jim Fucking Stirling, Siege

@brandonconway3819

5 жыл бұрын

The all holy Jesus himself hey I’m from Stirling too :D

@meteoricman9573

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon Conway oh wow didn’t expect that :D

@chyngyzkudaiarov4423

4 жыл бұрын

how big are they?

@riograndedosulball248

4 жыл бұрын

Stirling castle isn't near Stirling bridge, where Scots started everything?

“a giant fucking ape, launching boulders like they’re baseballs” hmmm sounds familiar

"A giant fucking ape hurling boulders like they're baseballs" **Zeke Flashbacks**

Olga feels like "Cool motive, still murder" incarnate

@npc6817

3 жыл бұрын

modus operandi*

@DavvyDarko

3 жыл бұрын

@@npc6817 no

As someone who loves to Percy Jackson series I laughed so hard when you corrected Rick Riordan

@multiwindwaker

3 жыл бұрын

i like Percy Jackson to and yes Rick is Wrong about Ancient Greeks being the inventors of it but was not all wrong it was co-invented by a Jewish man and the greek speaking ppl in Byzantine witch they considered themselves Roman but were called Greek or Romie well the Jewish man came up with the formula and the Byzantine empire came up with the way to launch said Greek fire so while it was not the Ancient Greeks it was created with the help of the Greeks of the time and honestly I am ok with the mistake of saying Ancient Greeks Created it cuz it is an understandable error the 700th century for any of us now would be ancient lol

@leodiangelo2595

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@elainadeeter9788

3 жыл бұрын

@@multiwindwaker what?

@terencetan9744

3 жыл бұрын

>700th century >Romie >witch lol

@phantompenguin1065

3 жыл бұрын

@@multiwindwaker Godzilla had a stroke while trying to read this and fucking died

His chalk board depicting middle age genius is that dogs say _"Bork Bork"_

It went from see you in 3 months to see you in three years

4:50 love it when he just bursts out laughing

@J0hnHenrySNEEDen

3 жыл бұрын

*Who as the name implies*

@asylumskp4391

2 жыл бұрын

*f* *u* *c* *k* *e* *d* *a* *l* *o* *t* *o* *f* *g* *o* *a* *t* *s*

@qwedge

2 жыл бұрын

@@asylumskp4391 very cool Dababy Official

Olga killed the Drevlyans for the fact that they killed her husband Igor, who came to them for a tribute, but the Drevlyans knew that Igor would ask for a lot of tribute and therefore they killed him

@VarthalabauHair

3 жыл бұрын

Medieval diplomacy in a nutshell.

@breakmystupidniconicokneec3353

3 жыл бұрын

Hey guys I think Sam o nella is the same person that maked the channel remaings they have upside down second channels

@lolppang4347

Жыл бұрын

@@VarthalabauHair russian diplomacy in a nutshell

@docE3885

Жыл бұрын

@@lolppang4347 it has worked out well for them recently all hail Putin the blood lord of Moscow

@DarkFlamesDarkness

Жыл бұрын

Why did they think they'd survive going to meet her?

Someone's building a giant weapon outside my house to try and kill me with. I think I'll just let them finish

Olga omg, what a badass Indeed

When I was in middle school, our teacher wanted us to make a presentation on any topic we found interesting on the Middle Ages. Castles, clothing, music... I excitedly presented to my class about the different medical torture methods that were used including the brass bull and the pear. In hindsight I understand why my teacher looked so uncomfortable.

@a-drewg1716

6 жыл бұрын

can forget the one where they would put a bucket with a rat in it on someones chest and then heat the bucket up so the rat would to escape dig and burrow through the person

@when7573

6 жыл бұрын

Stoßtruppen or the fork EDIT: No idea what I meant about the fork. The neck thing? Should've mentioned the bull statue thing

@marcellabutay1090

6 жыл бұрын

you tortured you class by talking about torture

@when7573

6 жыл бұрын

special mention to that fucking pyramid people'd sit on and slowly feel it tear their ass apart. I don't know who the fuck thought if this shit but mad respect.

@zekelevin844

6 жыл бұрын

Stoßtruppen I think I saw that in sinister

1:50 I'm Greek and we call it "liquid fire" LOL

@nicolasm_1200

5 жыл бұрын

Υγρό πυρ

@peerie

5 жыл бұрын

@@nicolasm_1200 Yuh

@peerie

5 жыл бұрын

@@manospronoob what's your point my dude

@peerie

5 жыл бұрын

@@manospronoob yeah das it

@fivoswave

5 жыл бұрын

*_lol no_*

ok I think I’m going insane bc of how long sam’s disappearance was, but i feel like certain parts like the names of the videos or like parts of some of sams vids have been changed slightly ☠️ think ive been rewatching his videos so much that ive lost it

"I'll see you in 3 months (just kidding)" hits a lot different now.

This channel is fucking genius. Why had I not found ye earlier.

@Allocated_Brain

6 жыл бұрын

That is what i am wondering. What the hell is wrong with you? Pay your taxes.

@zjotheglorious

6 жыл бұрын

Tree found this yesterday by my bro

3:52 ngl that is SO FREAKING smart.

@theospate2680

2 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😳 😳 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 #wap ❤️ 🥂 🍷

@iceamethyst297

2 жыл бұрын

Bruv wap has nothing to do with this? Do you even know what it means

@YourMom-jd6jp

2 жыл бұрын

IKR

@lenira7750

2 жыл бұрын

It is also very creative and evil

"the worst she can say is no"

"Rick Riordan, you lying prick." Is something I've said to myself more than once.

I didn't like my name in the beginning, now I appreciate it.. A badass Olga

@caodogao4327

6 жыл бұрын

Olga Lannister sends her regards.

@shawncassidy3517

6 жыл бұрын

Your name's estefanía Seem's legit

@Bacchus

5 жыл бұрын

tbh would u rather be Olga in this day and age, or take a middle name for example like Estefania? Just a thought.

@meandmybobbygee1812

5 жыл бұрын

I'm naming a daughter after that woman

@agustinl2302

5 жыл бұрын

@@shawncassidy3517 Estefanía Núñez is clearly a Spanish name, and it's common for Spanish speakers to have two first names and two surnames. So she may very well be "Olga Estefanía Núñez García" and chose to go by the name of "Estefanía" precisely because she disliked the name "Olga".

"A giant ape hurling boulders like they're baseballs." Wow I love attack on Titan season 3 😍

@kek848

3 жыл бұрын

First thought too, plus the fact they were laying siege to a castle.

@chojin6136

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I wasn't the only one to think of the beast titan

@connerb9593

Жыл бұрын

Was searching for this conment

1:30 "a giant fucking ape launching boulders like baseballs" zeke jaeger: you called?

I want to travel back in time and take lessons in true evil from Olga

@mrgreenboy644

Жыл бұрын

Honestly if she is indeed in heaven as other saints are (I imagine that if she is, she repented of it) I want to interview her when I get my ticket punched to the afterlife

Thanks for this video salmonella.

@XiaolinDraconis

7 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah, I read the name and thought nothing of it... then he says it out loud and holy shit that was funny.

@sorentamir7490

6 жыл бұрын

Tim de Vries oh look you figured out the fucking joke

@zeeeeeeeeeev6493

6 жыл бұрын

Tim de Vries Nederlands?

@jdraper12

6 жыл бұрын

Tim de Vries thanks for this salmonella, video

@WJames-nq2df

6 жыл бұрын

Male Salmon: Salmon Female Salmon: *_SALMONELLA_*

Ulga should be in disney for an action disney movie

@J3rryTortoise

6 жыл бұрын

disney would ruin it completely AND make it child friendly, so it would suck in two ways

@casualsatanist

5 жыл бұрын

yeah you can’t really have a kid friendly rendition of someone who buries a bunch of dudes alive and traps some others inside a building then burns THEM alive... though I agree I would very much like to see them try

@fandomguy8025

5 жыл бұрын

@Zee A Eh, It would just be Brave but slavic instead of Irish. CYKA BLYAT!

@fandomguy8025

5 жыл бұрын

@Casual Satanist, They could pull it off, they just have to dehumanize them as much as possible just like they did the mongols in Mulan, then nobody will mind them being buried or burned. They could pull it off, supposedly her husband was murdered by one of them.

@fandomguy8025

5 жыл бұрын

Disney's "Хоробрий" (Brave in Ukranian) coming soon!

“Uh, what are they for?” “We’re, uh, hungry.” “Oh I mean we have food to-“ “I’m sorry did I fucking stutter?” “Ok birds it is.”

"A giant ape hurling boulders like they're baseballs..." Sounds pretty familiar

It’s a great epsidode when he starts off with “hey kids”

@joshc5613

3 жыл бұрын

but doesn't he start all his episodes with--I see what you did there

@yana_rss

3 жыл бұрын

Especially when he adds a blooper after his outro

"keeeev"... lel

@just_dec

5 жыл бұрын

NZAnimeManga I've never heard Kiev provinces like that

@milliegoodwin9540

5 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it

@edenackerman5892

5 жыл бұрын

That's the right way to pronounce it

@quijybojanklebits8750

5 жыл бұрын

Киев Kiev lol

@TheAntaust

5 жыл бұрын

Eden Ackerman kyiv... not keev.. dipshit

Thanks for the ideas for my D&D campaign

The King Kong description helped a lot and I don’t know how that makes me feel

**sigh** Now I have to go play Civ 5 as the Byzantine empire...

@SamONellaAcademy

7 жыл бұрын

all 3 beliefs as religious buildings + that reformation belief that gives you tourism for religious buildings = basically guaranteed culture victory. It's almost unfair.

@nicks2437

7 жыл бұрын

I've done that strategy before. Generally I go +2 gold per city following religion, 30% increased religious pressure range, and whatever I can get to increase happiness. Spread religion hard and fast to all city-states (and other civs if you don't mind the diplomacy hit) then you will have insane stockpiles of money and won't really need a standing army since you can just buy one when you need it.

@xclusion4409

7 жыл бұрын

Sam O'Nella Academy Btw when you say Olga of Kiev, Kiev is pronounced KEY-EV, just in case you wanted to know :D live your vids keep it up

@xclusion4409

7 жыл бұрын

*love

@chasesearle556

6 жыл бұрын

Nerds...nerds never change...-oh, um, a-AND war! That too, I guess.

Olga was taking revenge for her husband, whose limbs they cut off.

@sirtaelellevalerie1056

4 жыл бұрын

actualy TORN off... But, he were overtaxing them.

@WRZ100

4 жыл бұрын

@@sirtaelellevalerie1056 he was pretty dumb. "Hm, you know what, I think this tribe that I had to intimidate with a huge army didn't pay me enough afterall. I'll go visit them again quickly with a small squad"

@sirtaelellevalerie1056

4 жыл бұрын

@@WRZ100 yeah, pride is common among rulers.