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You missed out on the opportunity to call your country the Impreg-Nation

@cancionCR7

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe he missed it

@awesomedude222

Жыл бұрын

He did start the video zoomed in on Cumania...which is also a good name

@ZS-cj3fw

Жыл бұрын

Thank you. You made my next playthrough empire title.

@rakeamthedream1269

Жыл бұрын

Nah that a golden comment

@MacoLmao

Жыл бұрын

Clever!

That stress-induced death spiral is one of the wildest things I've ever seen in this game.

@hbskull321

Жыл бұрын

I feel like if you had around one hundred siblings, you wouldn't be quite so grief stricken when a random one of them drops dead

@zakhawker344

Жыл бұрын

it's ridiculous they still haven't patched it really

@Thetb93

Жыл бұрын

i guess there is a reason for a child limit of 15

@miakodakot7359

Жыл бұрын

Only the strongest survive

@PromorteD

Жыл бұрын

There is a mod to stop the stress spiral

"I'm stressed that my wife is stressed because my countryside of side pieces are stressed because the children are stressed because the country is at war. And then everyone died, which was also pretty stressful." -Chadious, probably

Imagine if this guy was a real historical figure. The man all christians feared who constantly had sex, known as the sex king, who 9/10 eastern and northern europeans are related to

@ltericdavis2237

Жыл бұрын

With that many offspring, I’d wager every person on that side of the continent would be related to him… and by definition related to each other…

@arkcliref

Жыл бұрын

infamous for being at bed at every queen living at the time, and every king united to stop him. He just created world peace because of his loins, at least for a time

@TurtleShinobi42

Жыл бұрын

Genghis Khan?

@shinsenshogun900

Жыл бұрын

Cao Cao?

@douzzylol

Жыл бұрын

id be definetly related

As we can see, stress from family death is a very balanced mechanic that is totally working as intended at these scales

@cratorcic9362

Жыл бұрын

I once had all of my hundreds of kids die of stress except for my heir and a few others. Apparently, a side effect of this was inheriting land they were supposed to inherit. Whoops

@LuizAlexPhoenix

Жыл бұрын

PDX keeps creating these busted systems instead of perfecting the ones they have. Then we get stuff like that, where one system that isn't well balanced fucks everything up.

@archiegrishipol

7 ай бұрын

​@@LuizAlexPhoenixto be fair to paradox, there is a cap on how many children you can have so it's slightly unsurprising that changing that breaks things slightly

I love how at the 10 minute alzbo slowly starts losing faith in what ever he is doing XD

@justinland1208

Жыл бұрын

A curse many of us share.

@oompa1274

Жыл бұрын

Especially 10:38 and 10:52

I was simultaneously dying of laughter, shouting '' oh god '' and trying to calculate how many times Chadicus got tired. 10/10

as a latvian I am proud to see Chadicus bring glory to my nation

@fabf77

Жыл бұрын

If this were real, in your country they would say "I am as sure of this as I am a descendant of Chadicus" when they want to affirm that they are totally sure of something.

My friend you are a master of the spoken English language, much love !! PS: Your Puscats are adorable

@uradgula5258

Жыл бұрын

Indeed kettehs!

"With the custom character creator, we can make the best fornicator." Sometimes I just want to talk in Alzabo HD quotes.

More CK3 is here! Are you excited for TOURS & TOURNAMENTS? More content coming soon!

@barackhusseinobamajr

Жыл бұрын

Semen Demon

Billions will be born

@darkdragon5520

Жыл бұрын

Chadicus has appeared Billions must be born

This man successfully smashed more woman I will know in my entire life, he's truly the heir of Zeus.

@LuizAlexPhoenix

Жыл бұрын

Huh... A Hellenic run about doing that sounds fun...

Can you continue the journey by seeing how many living dynasty members you can get by the end date?

I lost it when half of the dynasty died off because of all the stress from half the dynasty dying off!!

The fact that Chadicus couldn't even make it into top 5 monarchs with most children list is insane

i would love to see a continuiation of this, even if it's not aiming to just making childs like chadicus did. At least an expectator narration to see what happens to the bloodline AND the empire

Rumors have it that even imagining Chadicus' family tree will crash your game.

The puns are forever appreciated 🙏 My favorite today is squaring Memel 😂 Also, the death wave made sad surprisingly 😢

I want to see what the next generation could do in this world with such a "family oriented kingdom"

So glad that you got a sponsor that needs to be showcased in real life, because we got to see the cats :)

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

Dude, I always want to showcase the cats

My current max is 6937 kids in a modded playthrough, no stress cascades. All children born with at least 7.3 health (topped out at 8.1) but court physician overworked like a rural hospital in July of 2020. First ruler still alive but that's where I stopped. Currently in my first EK2 run with 1614 kids in 460.

this is without a doubt the most innuendos ive ever heard within 25 minutes of each other

"Unlike me, Chadicus isn't a sociopath and eventually the stress forced him into a life of veganism" literally the funniest thing I've heard all year

My mans is basically the Livonian Rasputin, I love it!

Does this work irl?

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

Unconfirmed in the current build!

@Glumpsy

Жыл бұрын

Even better, there is no limit on how many children a man can have. Seduction, though, is much harder.

@brocksamson3282

Жыл бұрын

donating regularly to a sperm bank (if you are qualified), could sire a lot of kids.

@LTD538

Жыл бұрын

@@brocksamson3282 all bastards though so useless

cool vid bro. we need a sequel. keep the seed strong.

Giving Walder Frey a run for his money

One hour of post-nut clarity to gain Wise Man and then the glorious death spiral... Ah, the little things in life!

The flag for Breedistan. My god you’ve gone and done it.

This might be the grossest thing I ever saw on the internet without setting my browser to incognito. Bravo, two thumbs up

I had 18 kids... then the plague killed 20 of them... then I died from stress.

18:00 King Crimson reference. I remember you making a very similar reference before, but still much appreciated! King Crimson rocks!

"if you're like me you wondered just how many kids one guy can have" actually I did wonder that

“Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight” made me chuckle

Genghis Khan would like too know your location

We NEED to know how this game ends

22:20 - In other words, turning yourself into Craster from AGOT is a functional strategy as the game currently works, good grief.

Genghis Khan been real silent since Chadicus.

sounds like a good save to max out all dynastic legacies

Absolutely the funniest video you've made so far. Well done, thanks for sharing with us 🎉

“The Garlic King” epithet is due to his family tree resembling an upside-down garlic bulb.

I’m really curious to see exactly how much mend is ruled by chaddicus descendants and how his empire will fall apart

Never even considered the runaway stress train. Makes sense that it would get out of control lol

Walder Frey Speedrun.

Those are some top-shelf kittycats, right there.

@AlzaboHD

7 ай бұрын

They are! Ill give them some pets on your behalf

Can we have a look at the dynasty tree? I wanna see how wide it is, if it doesn't crash.

Cat dad solidarity Alzabo

Historians: "Today we can say every person who lives in Europe, is a direct descendant of Charlemagne" Chadicus The Impaler: "The same about me, but in a couple of decades"

Let's breed some new videos from this frisky dynasty.

If only I could do this in real life.....

Discovering new things about myself all thanks to AlzboHD

Cool vid bro, would be a real chad move to get your family to fill up every court

People like this did exist. Philip the Good, duke of Burgundy, had at least 22 different acknowledged children, three wives and 24 known mistresses. That's just the lovers and offspring who are known. The real numbers are unknown and probably higher.

that was hilarious and so well written, thanks !

Honestly surprised you didn't trigger a stress integer overflow

What an insane journey.

Your videos are genuinely the only ones that make me laugh out loud, love your work Alzabo. What's your favourite line you've written at this point?

Honored that my birthday is shared with the day death day of this great leader.

“Figuratively and potentially father of all sons and daughters of this domain”

For the Alza-rithm!

@AlzaboHD

Жыл бұрын

You win

@2Links

Жыл бұрын

I can only reply in awe, and leave my own offering to the Alza-rithm.

i would say you are the best ck3 youtuber. you have a nice voice and narrate the gameplay nicely

your alliteration is mesmerizing

I never expected this kind of representation, but I liked it. And the pronunciation is excellent as always

Stress spiral straight from dwarf fortress/rimworld is just perfect😂

I always know im in for a laugh when i click on an alzabo video. Your mastery of the english language never ceases to amaze!

"The seed is strong" 💀☠️⚰️

To quote: "cool video bro"

I know chad personally hes my wifes boyfriend.

@LTD538

Жыл бұрын

Damn you must be like 5000 years old at this point, you trying to gain enough piety to convert to zunism or something?

from Holy Roman Empire to Holy-Moly Roman Empire XD

wars of succession are going to be complicated

I was waiting so long for this.

11:12 hmm yes the Kingdom of Livonia and the Empire of baltica 🇪🇪🇱🇻🇱🇹😎👌

18:07 “but he died so everything is fine” XD

Being told that you "might even" read our comments at the end of the video lol, GFY

The game made sure to punish you severely in revenge for breaking the game with your broken child limit. lol 🤣

I played ck3 and my entire kingdom was filled with my bastards cause I set it to all children can inherit. So when my character died my player character had barely any land🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I stumbled upon the Dr. Seuss of degeneracy. Absolutely beautiful

Top tier classic meme at 9:25 👌🏿

We need the same video for a female character!

In the world of Chadicus, Zeus is known to be a chaste God.

The legacy of Breedistan must continue! You should see just how far CK3 will let you go.

19:23 I could have sworn they fixed that lol.

the jokes in this vid were next level lmao

Dang it! I just clicked the like button! I didn’t know it’d end up pregnant! 🥶

Ah, the Genghis Khan roleplay.

Early for the accursed, how wonderful.

Common Morman W

LOVE IT

Haha I love how their face are a herped up.

You single handly solved the world economic decline

Cool vid bro

Walter Frey up in here

'Puns are the lowest form of wit" was written after someone watched this video

Very enjoyable

I feel like I'm listening to a Dr. Suess book lol

I was absolutely confused why my 100% fertility king couldn't get any children out of her new young 100% fertility wife and turns out there's an invisible birth control code in the background 🙄

@todo1231

Жыл бұрын

I mean...yes that can happen

Such pretty and curious cattohs :3