German Engineers: What tanks do you want? Hitler: See that building over there? I want it moving.

@TigerBaron

4 жыл бұрын

"The big one or the small one?" "Guess"

@triangulum8869

4 жыл бұрын

“What comment do you want to make?” You: “You see that one with 1.4k likes?”

@kentlindal5422

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like but you're at a good number

@rafixsadxstarx8039

4 жыл бұрын

Holy damn i can't stop laughing

@genaloop2270

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that Tank was invented in Britain in 1910 so called Little Willie and then Mark I

Engineer: What kind of tank do you want? Russia: See that bycicle over there?

@Wizzmane

4 жыл бұрын

*blyatcycle

@kawaiisana3912

4 жыл бұрын

And power by Vodka.

@alexandrupetre2743

4 жыл бұрын

Good one

@zsomborbalogh3837

4 жыл бұрын

And germany

@annusrideviravindran6396

4 жыл бұрын

Weapons are powered by super Russian hard bass

2:02 “If [a gun] don’t work… use more gun” -The Engineer

@t1e6x12

3 жыл бұрын

It never existed, well it did, only in photoshopped images.

@kobokanantireelsig3046

3 жыл бұрын

Nano say it too

@jarrodskufcagaming5203

3 жыл бұрын

@@t1e6x12 actually a prototype existed. It was scrapped after the war.

@t1e6x12

3 жыл бұрын

@@jarrodskufcagaming5203 I have extreme doubt. There are too many guns which means not enough room for crew to operate them. Not enough room for ammunition. Also there are guns placed where there would be parts essential to the tank:s functionality, example the gun on the bottom front of the hull is placed where the transmission is at.

@ezekiyam3827

3 жыл бұрын

@@t1e6x12 it was scrapped and thats the reason

Me looking at the tank at 1:53: Wow, that's a lot of guns. USA 1 second later: How 'bout a little more?

@genesis_v2_

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, USA, can you blame them?

@theodorenoisethesecond

2 жыл бұрын

*adds a freaking plasma gun* now THAT'S alotta damage!

@LoserZV

2 жыл бұрын

Correction: The M15A Gun Motor Carriage was never even considered, it was all just a photoshop :/

@cheesebusiness

2 жыл бұрын

“I’ll attach a gun to your gun so that you can fire during firing” (c) Pimp my tank

Manufacturer: How many guns do you want? America: *YES*

@jakenshake7998

4 жыл бұрын

SCUD B Chrysler on crack

@punman5392

4 жыл бұрын

“Main armament: Too many”

@luismdgr

4 жыл бұрын

Armament: 2nd Amendment

@michellonneberga8097

4 жыл бұрын

that tank is fake (M15A) but there are also other fake tanks like the KV 6 there. Do the vid maker doing even researching the tanks if they arent any internet meme?

@yuurichito1439

4 жыл бұрын

M3 on drUgS

Engineer: what kind of tank do you want? Germany: you see that bunker over there?

@lukeskywalker5392

4 жыл бұрын

Hitler: You know these canons, that battleships have?

@anthonyc4138

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukeskywalker5392 lol

@YEAHKINDAGAMES

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukeskywalker5392 You know God? I wanna be able to slap him with the cannon and him to be too scared to do shit about it.

@--_9623

4 жыл бұрын

@@YEAHKINDAGAMES WTF u talk about? Be respectful

@shekotechie

4 жыл бұрын

@@YEAHKINDAGAMES You blasphemous heretic.

2:15 Enginner: which tank do you want Stalin: plane!

@cheesedrgn

3 жыл бұрын

it was designed with the purpose of giving paratroopers armor when dropping, the plan was good but the execution is horrible

@mr.mirage3986

3 жыл бұрын

This was made for tanks who need repair. When a soviet tank needed repair, they just took the wings, and a plane and flought with them meanlwhile a rope was attached to the tank.

@mr.mirage3986

3 жыл бұрын

@@cheesedrgn What? No

@Veanixonn_

3 жыл бұрын

he was drunk probably

@pumpkingamer9

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.mirage3986 notice how that's a biplane tank which probably means it's a World War one thing that never got made which also means that the Soviet Union wasn't made yet

"Its a bird!" "Its a plane!" *its an antonov a 40*

@ongfamily8468

3 жыл бұрын

Nope

@mobydickies8135

2 жыл бұрын

Nope

@DanMoseruntu

2 жыл бұрын

Nope

@k-874

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@joseperez5105

2 жыл бұрын

i give you the first like

Stalin: Make a tank that have 4 turrets Hitler: Let's make a moving reichstag with a naval gun

@AyJaime

4 жыл бұрын

Also hitler: gustav gerät

@user-md2ej9xo5y

4 жыл бұрын

С таким ником не заподозрить, что кв-6 всего лишь миф? Не стыдно?

@justinabersold9150

4 жыл бұрын

kv-6 never existed and was not designed by the Soviets

@YuriYoshiosan

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I know. But at least it's a joke.

@JohnDacles

4 жыл бұрын

Hello ma brother

5:34 -How does it turn? -It does not, comrad it rides straight to Berlin

@chromawave6526

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Daesarul

4 жыл бұрын

Cpt. Bucket Man nice one

@LandkreuzerPRatte-on8zs

4 жыл бұрын

I literally just imagined that thing trying to turn in place

@rarelyevenusedaccount

4 жыл бұрын

Seeing that looks like a naval Sea Cruiser

@theaveragegamer7221

4 жыл бұрын

@@LandkreuzerPRatte-on8zs It had a traversal rate of 1* per minute

america: more guns germany: more armor russia: limousine

@ma3oxvict771

3 жыл бұрын

Britain: long TOG

@21megawatts92

3 жыл бұрын

Tog: Am I a joke to you?

@Barneyfromhalflife1

3 жыл бұрын

2:04 sometimes u need just a little less gun

@laksamanasuhendra5868

3 жыл бұрын

@Polish Hero Witold Pilecki German tank driver: YEAH UH I HAVE KIDS AT HOME SO-

@AppleRick

3 жыл бұрын

Also Hitler: You see that Tirpitz, Bismarck, Scharnhorst, Deutchland? I want it moving or go to Auschwitz

5:56 *looks at shipping container * ah yes a T A N K

@pumpkingamer9

3 жыл бұрын

Bro to me it looks like a flat out brick

@genesis_v2_

3 жыл бұрын

@@pumpkingamer9 lmao same

@Tsarbloonba

Ай бұрын

Ledo brick.

@Tsarbloonba

Ай бұрын

*lego

No one: German Engineers: Size is just a number

@funkmantim2661

4 жыл бұрын

German Engineers: you DO realize that we could just put all the time and resources we have into perfecting our current best model tank rather than a single tank that would sink into the ground by it's sheer weight right? Hitler: yes, but bigger is better.

@far0145

4 жыл бұрын

Your oil reserves statistics are also *just* a number

@JohnNecirRebellion

4 жыл бұрын

Funny, they have the first smallest tank and the largest tank.

@IslamDueren

4 жыл бұрын

What

@PANZERFAUST90

4 жыл бұрын

No one says nothing? So everyone says everything. makes perfect sense

T-34 with concrete armor (and 85mm gun) **Produced in 1918**

@flop9116

4 жыл бұрын

Soviet Engineering!!!

@padzigatel8532

4 жыл бұрын

it's time to make a new release of ren tv

@angelmatesmolan

4 жыл бұрын

Time travellers trying to inpress Stalin

@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806

4 жыл бұрын

He also said that the karl gerat had a 12.8 cm gun but it had a 60 cm gun lol

@bigmeme8464

4 жыл бұрын

Big fail

"hey can I have some of your doritos" "Pfft yeah, when tanks fly" "2:18"

Fun fact: *The inventors of the Tsar Tank brought a small model of the tank to Nikolai II Alexandrovich Romanov, and they tested it on stacks of books. Nikolai was so impressed by it that he spent hours playing with the model like a toy.* It honestly should've been a toy rather then an actual military vehicle.

@max_bmx4969

2 жыл бұрын

the engineers after your comment be like i will show you whats a toy 'shoots'. btw the fact is true

@Broskisunited

Жыл бұрын

exactly

Normal country: lets create a 9 ton tank Germany: DiD U mEaN 90 tOnS?

@WurstHans666

4 жыл бұрын

Nazi-Germany: Did you mean 900 t?

@official_commanderhale965

4 жыл бұрын

Hitler: I Said Battleship on tracks!

@aerodynamism5438

4 жыл бұрын

more like 9000 tons

@jackybaby0

4 жыл бұрын

Did yOu mEan 900000 tOnS

@LeiDachi

4 жыл бұрын

MoRe lIke armoUrd EaRth WIth tRaCkS?

7:38 - the most powerfull tank ever made - a 4 door Mercedes convertible.

@RadekCrazy1

4 жыл бұрын

You are mistaken. The best tank ever made is clearly at 3:05!!

@randomwatermelon1

4 жыл бұрын

@james villamor its called a joke

@normancer9394

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, a car gose zoom zoom around in the battlefield with three passager holding/using a dynamite or anti tank mine which will give them 10 kill streaks

@nah9159

4 жыл бұрын

@james villamor r/woooosh

@eternal5930

4 жыл бұрын

@james villamor r/whoosh

5:36 You are definitely a master driver if you can parallel park this.

@k-874

3 жыл бұрын

You would be beyond a master driver since you will need to defy the laws of physics too 😂

@DarthKanye

3 жыл бұрын

Done!

@Prokerboss

2 жыл бұрын

@@k-874 just wait till the purge happens and then break the laws of physics since all crime is legal

5:07 Dumbo: am I a joke to you?

@Kallikallikalli

3 жыл бұрын

FlYiNg ElEpHaNt

@bird765

3 жыл бұрын

wtf is that name

@Art-RR

3 жыл бұрын

2:11 Russians: Yes, you are )))

7:56 - creativity excellence

@carmengutierrez569

3 жыл бұрын

@Polish Hero Witold Pilecki lo siento mucho pero mucho texto 👊😭

Engineer: What kind of Tank or mobile SPG do you want Germany: See that battleship over there

@kirolloshalim1533

4 жыл бұрын

Here 5:41

@AtomicBombadier

4 жыл бұрын

Lol the KV-6 was basically a boat

@lilman-jk5pv

4 жыл бұрын

Y’all ever heard of the O-I?

@YeensWrath

4 жыл бұрын

Hitler : "I WANT IT TO FLY LIKE THOSE ARMERICAN B-52 ASWELL!!''

@tomaspetrchromec8121

4 жыл бұрын

@@kirolloshalim1533 but this tank is russian

Americans : A tank can’t fly Russians : Hold my A-40

@Powiratel

3 жыл бұрын

But actually it's didn't fly

@k-874

3 жыл бұрын

@@Powiratel pretty sure it did successfully flew in a test flight but the reason it wasn't used because all the ammo and fuel had to be removed just to get the darn thing airborne so it technically did fly

5:35 Engineer: so what do you want to- Stalin: You know the KV's? Engineer, fearfully: Uh, y-yes, what this t-t-time?!? Stalin: KV2 battle ship edition, then rip a rocket launcher off of one of those funny rocket trucks we made a while ago and hot glue it to the back Engineer [under his breath]: *I hate my job*

@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as

3 жыл бұрын

Stalin: And add 2 kv1 turrets because honestly why not

@michaeldai2102

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Random_.

3 жыл бұрын

@@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as and a machine gun on top

@user-mb7vn5eu2g

3 жыл бұрын

you have not seen our KV-44

@Prokerboss

2 жыл бұрын

To the gulag

tzar tank origin: ussr produced: 1914 where the ussr didnt even existed "visible confusion"

@alexandrek5176

4 жыл бұрын

Walther 38 K-wagen. Nazi flag when product in 1917

@axol7417

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexandrek5176 it's not nazi flag.

@shilopnamreg6468

4 жыл бұрын

Cat it’s a pc Nazi flag. It should be the imperial flag from ww1.

@greatxi6211

4 жыл бұрын

Tsar tank project: Russian epmire

@alexandrek5176

4 жыл бұрын

Cat It’s a censured third reich flag

2:05 how many cannons do you need on the tank? America: YES

@potassiumcyanide3857

4 жыл бұрын

They murdered m3lee

@MichaelRodriguez-jn2ro

4 жыл бұрын

"Main Armament: too many" Or not enough?

@drusskodaav8419

4 жыл бұрын

It would be right at home in a Warhammer 40k battlefield.

@wunderwaffeyt4077

4 жыл бұрын

It's basically an M3 Lee with more guns

@jaydenbyrne4948

4 жыл бұрын

its fake

2:00 "Main Armament" "Too many"

Engineer: So how many guns do you wa- America: *yes* 2:04

@sarc8448

3 жыл бұрын

Actually this tank is a photoshop from the original who haves much less guns.

@geometricdashingjorge1945

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarc8448 I'm glad I wasnt the only one to understand the madness that is this thing...

@urianerreerre5005

3 жыл бұрын

Actually is murica' Sayonara negas

Enginneers: okay fuher we designed the maus. Hitler: THICCER Engineers: but fuher that is unreasona- Hitler: i said *THICCER*

@TheTrytix

4 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is that they actually developed the Maus tank as a compromise to the fact that Landkreuzer P-1000 Ratte and Landkreuzer P-1500 Monster (Which was designed earlier) was to big and heavy to be functional in terrain or on roads, or bridges or marshlands etc. XD

@juchan_tyt

4 жыл бұрын

Auramaster 206yt 😂

@diaress

4 жыл бұрын

What’s a fuher? Do you mean Führer maybe?

@SPACEHARICE

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheTrytix also add in the fact it was pretty much a magnetic bullseye

@pseudoharm

4 жыл бұрын

Thick armor now can be easily penetrated by railguns, Depleted Uraniums. XD

USA: "meh, super-heavy tanks are impractical" Germany: *hits ze bong* "how about... We put battleships... On threads?!"

@ulfenburg7539

4 жыл бұрын

USA: "meh, super-heavy tanks are impractical" also USA: how about we put a million guns on a tank?

@undercover1790

4 жыл бұрын

@@ulfenburg7539 "You can't sneak up on us if we got every angle covered!"

@ulfenburg7539

4 жыл бұрын

@Jasus Crist also the one in the transmission?

@tobiasfriedchicken

4 жыл бұрын

Britain: [Smokes tea] I'm thinkin', fat ass tank. With guns stickin out the side, you dig? Call it "Flying Elephant"

@genaloop2270

4 жыл бұрын

Battle Ship was invented in Britain in 1904 so called HMS Dreadnought

i love how the smallest tank of this vid is called goliath

@yoboikamil525

2 жыл бұрын

And the biggest is called a rat

@sumanabiswas5052

2 жыл бұрын

i love the landkreuzer p.1500 monster

1:15 Jesus can walk on water, But clb 75 can swim on land

@user-oq6th1ff2v

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@rupeniugavule3479

2 жыл бұрын

Basically a land submarine😂

Everybody's gangsta until bob semple tank rolls in on the field

@Nugcon

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Semple tank OP

@WillBill6143

4 жыл бұрын

It was actually the worse tank in history

@dainyzas225544

4 жыл бұрын

@@WillBill6143 r/woosh

@WillBill6143

4 жыл бұрын

@@dainyzas225544 well it's hard to tell if someone is joking on text

@squidwardtentacles578

4 жыл бұрын

*until killdozer rolls up*

6:00 Russia : We need tank big and strong like... like... like shipping container!

@axel04_

4 жыл бұрын

I read that in russian accent was hilarius

@nandorfarkas6885

4 жыл бұрын

general: comrade, we need tanks for anti air, infantry, tanks, vehicles and something for long range bombardment. *engineer puts vodka down and slips picture of Behemoth General: what? what can it do? engineer: Da

Enginer: how many guns do you want in the tank? Boss: yes! 1:59

2:01 that's gotta be the most American thing I've ever seen

@VRemnant

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@DarthKanye

3 жыл бұрын

So it would seem

Joker what are you doing on tha Landkreutzer P.1500 Monster

@marcomarcucci60

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@peopleauctioneer

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl he just Vibing tho

@radioactiverat8751

4 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't get it...

@AngloImperial

4 жыл бұрын

Joker what are you doing on that Landkreutzer P.1500, Monster?

@TheGuyThatsNotFunny

4 жыл бұрын

Dancin'

Kruschev: **drunk with vodka** "I WANT IT TO FLY" Russian commanders: "But sir..." Kruschev: *"I WANT 100 ON THE FIELD BY NEXT MONTH"*

@_NEGRI_PIDORASI_

4 жыл бұрын

А причём здесь Хрущев?

@largol33t1

4 жыл бұрын

I seriously doubt Kruschev was any more sane than Hitler...

@kiksiidiriiksii7194

4 жыл бұрын

Actually these things can’t fly, they are only able to glide. They were just light tanks attached to a glider mainframe and were supposed to be dropped in via plane to hopefully find an easier way of transportation for their tanks

@mrderpy0120

4 жыл бұрын

And they are from stalins era u bafoon

@the_burger

4 жыл бұрын

They were planned before Kruschev,moron

The KV-6 is a relatively recent fantasy tank, complete with fictional backstory of 3 prototypes. The existing photo of one is well edited photo of 3 tanks in a column.

7:10 - I've played enough C&C to recognize a Mammoth Tank when I see one.

No one: German engineers in ww2: Lets make a battleship on ground

@ma3oxvict771

3 жыл бұрын

Let`s make a giant something looking like a tank that is imposible to build

@alchemist6819

3 жыл бұрын

And easy target for planes.

@earlpurisima2194

3 жыл бұрын

whats the timeline

@yuurichito1439

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡≖ ͜ʖ ͡≖)

@shinobi0639

3 жыл бұрын

That is why it is called a Landkreuzer because it is a cruiser but on land.

Manufacture: How big you want? Hitler: *YES*

@Rettend

4 жыл бұрын

Nein Nein Nein

@burhanisulton3598

4 жыл бұрын

any one know the soundtrack title?

@19ThreeLions97

4 жыл бұрын

(snorts cocaine)

@georgeamenin3404

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't the nazis create the Schwerer Gustav a tank that has more than 35 km shooting range

@ChaosDelivery

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgeamenin3404 I think you mean the Eisenbahngeschütz, railway cannon

4:25 Tsar tank was RUSSIAN EMPIRE!!!!!!! NO. USSR!!!!!

@johnprostov

3 жыл бұрын

Мелочи, самолет Можайского - первый в мире советский паровой истребитель-бомбардировщик... Куда там Лебеденко!

@polska-romania2987

3 жыл бұрын

Communism

@alexkuz4442

3 жыл бұрын

Лебеденко

@belluh-1huey56

3 жыл бұрын

Tsar means king in Russian

@user-wk2gi5cp9y

3 жыл бұрын

oh no EVERYONE starts speaking blyatnese

Imagine the confused, amazed, terrified look on enemy soldiers’ faces when they saw the Landkreuzer P.1500 on the battlefield.

@randomgreek5682

3 жыл бұрын

But then they realize the tank is just one big Artillery pieces and can’t defend it self

@lifesizeandbitesizecollect2119

3 жыл бұрын

Oh it can. Did you see the canons?

@toewsfan19

2 жыл бұрын

@@lifesizeandbitesizecollect2119 it was vulnerable from air attacks

@joshuajoaquin5099

2 жыл бұрын

@@lifesizeandbitesizecollect2119 cant shoot close enough

@JosephArata

2 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't see it on the battlefield, because you wouldn't get close enough to see it. They'd turn you into debris before you could get close enough for a visual. They'd have a squadron of scout fighter planes overhead looking for targets for the howitzer to attack from miles away, while also protecting the massive howitzer from aerial attacks. Strategically speaking, you wouldn't have 1 without the other if we were talking about 1940s technology.

Therapist: "Land submarine isn't real, it can't hurt you" Land submarine: 1:14:

@samanli-tw3id

4 жыл бұрын

We all live in a land submarine

@imranhazim5434

4 жыл бұрын

1. Take a boat 2. Flip it upside down 3. Add turret, armor and gun 4.???? 5. Profit

@asfahawari2311

3 жыл бұрын

@@imranhazim5434 :v

@theunfunny421

3 жыл бұрын

@@asfahawari2311 wkwkwkwkwkkw :v

@AppleRick

3 жыл бұрын

@@imranhazim5434 lmao, weird tank in a nutshell

3:03 now that is one happy tank

@raidendawn6412

3 жыл бұрын

@John Boudreaux it's a nuclear tank

@raidendawn6412

3 жыл бұрын

It's a nuclear tank design but never built as if you shot the nuclear powered engine, well let's just say he took you down with him.

@cristensullivan7301

3 жыл бұрын

Therapist: Nuclear Tank With A Colossally Massive Brain isnt real, it cant hurt you. *Nuclear tank with a Colossally massive brain:* 3:02

@raidendawn6412

3 жыл бұрын

@@cristensullivan7301 it can. That is what the gun is for

@mr.beluga6514

3 жыл бұрын

John Boudreaux LOL how did u notice??

I'm a simple man. I see Bob Semple tank. I click.

2:54 Chrysler TV-8 cool tank the way!

@user-mb7vn5eu2g

3 жыл бұрын

Ага одно попадание в атомный реактор крайслера и всё

What kind of tank you want to produce? Germany: Yamato Class

@avi8aviate

4 жыл бұрын

It's more like any light destroyer than the biggest battleship ever built. Actually, maybe it's more like a light cruiser...

@mardukgilgamesh1500

4 жыл бұрын

U ever have that baby?

@justaramdomkid7404

4 жыл бұрын

What does American tanks look like? Me: Bread Which one? Me: All of them.

@endrioinfiniti

4 жыл бұрын

bismarck

@joshuaflores5741

4 жыл бұрын

New Zealand: *laughs in PTSD "Bob Semple"

tank designer: -wath tank do you want? Hitler: - i want a moving military base

@pinkberet8012

4 жыл бұрын

More like battleship on tracks

@brandondirocco9816

4 жыл бұрын

"What do you mean the battleship on tracks isnt moving fast?" Make it go faster

@Daesarul

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Dirocco we dont have such engines and we need alot of it but it makes the tank heavier needing more better tracks

@xpistaviollix1253

4 жыл бұрын

I want the Gneisnau on land, do it N O W

@grrrvaa124

4 жыл бұрын

Well the death star i guess

engineer: What you want to be the main turret of the super heavy tank? France: You see that house over there?

Engineers: what kind of tank do you want? Tsar: You know I bet we could fit at least two guns on my old bike over there

>tsar tank >origin: *ussr flag* >puts red star on it dude

@walterbell7193

4 жыл бұрын

VelvetSage right?

@waid1406

4 жыл бұрын

Red star is for USSR u jerk

@paulgeach9319

4 жыл бұрын

@@waid1406 Don't call people jerks when you're as stupid as you seem to be. The point is the the Tsar Tank was from the Russian Empire, not the USSR.

@kiskeneget7353

4 жыл бұрын

Mendeleev tank has the same problem here lol.

@rysiii811

4 жыл бұрын

there is more: TKS (polish tankette) made in 1918... in tzar russia, german or austrian empire? 1918 Poland was non existant, barely began to be born again, not producing tankettes to make 20 years break before launching another one into production... Also many minor stupidities in comparisons/descriptions, for example calling armoured mortar or mine sweeper a tank... I guess if he already made the model then logic is gone

Manufacturer: Do you want airplanes or tanks? Soviet Onion: *YES*

@jagerbataillon3847

4 жыл бұрын

@JJ Dziochu yeah lel

@msunholy4599

4 жыл бұрын

Jäger bataillon Onion ist Zwiebel 😂😂😂

@flyingsubmarine8334

4 жыл бұрын

Seize the onions of production!

@SONNENKVLT

4 жыл бұрын

Fried onion

@Jordan1159_VA

4 жыл бұрын

Jäger bataillon Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

The Gun Motor Carriage is, Oh my God, the most American thing that I have *EVER* seen.

@k-874

3 жыл бұрын

*AMERICA!!! F+CK YEAH!!!*

Tank Designer: My lord Tsar, what kind of tank do you want? Tsar: make me a tank that is able to walk 4:24

@thecrimsonviscount5689

2 жыл бұрын

Iron Harvest in nutshell

2:05 when I'm home alone and I hear the toilet flushing

@justinh6651

4 жыл бұрын

underrated

@Jordan1159_VA

4 жыл бұрын

2:05 When Americans are home alone and they hear the toilet flushing

Tortuga tank “Type: Tank”

@thatonepriest69

4 жыл бұрын

Daesarul Plays tortuga means turtle in Spanish makes sense

@tcg1_qc

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatonepriest69 i learned that from breaking bad

@josephzanes7334

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like actual alien technology compared to everything esle

@Nugcon

4 жыл бұрын

I mean they're not wrong

@CallanElliott

4 жыл бұрын

It was an early prototype vehicle.

2:03 this dude truly went a step ahead when the game said "camouflage is optional"

@Brigadium75

3 жыл бұрын

More guns,more people die so they dont make it stealthy

1:05 Tortuga Tank is the first stealth tank in the world ))

Comments: 99% tanks 1% joker dancing on the tank

@impostrous

4 жыл бұрын

im very disappointed

@DonVigaDeFierro

4 жыл бұрын

0% "Sometimes I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend to be a giant slug".

@impostrous

4 жыл бұрын

@@DonVigaDeFierro why just why

@akunpunyafaris3327

4 жыл бұрын

click here to see the joker 8:01

@mrbenoit5018

4 жыл бұрын

*Steel Beam* wow so random

The Tsar Tank is basically just a giant tricycle with guns.

@curtisbenson2002

3 жыл бұрын

it's also large

@sanamairaj2739

3 жыл бұрын

Its basically a man on a bicycle with Uzis just very big.

@Barneyfromhalflife1

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: its the first tank to be planned and be build

@liammcdonough6832

3 жыл бұрын

It looks similar to the Rusviet SHM-68 Nakovalnya mech from "Iron Harvest", I have to admit.

@user-dl9lp2mt4p

3 жыл бұрын

Oboy Russian empire tank design Check in google "Oboy" or "Обой"

I so glad I found this channel

2:00 designer: how many guns do you want on the tank? project manager: *yes*

I fear no tank but that thing Flying Tank it scares me

@jarmojarmottaja

4 жыл бұрын

lol nice TF2 reference, love it!

@Subieghost

4 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia this is what kids use as school bus

@jarmojarmottaja

4 жыл бұрын

@@Subieghost here in mother we dont havd bus, we ride bear

@Louisvevoofficial

4 жыл бұрын

D:

@turtlesthatfly5695

4 жыл бұрын

T-60 is weak though, only has a 20mm cannon and a machine gun

Fly tanks? Germany: no USA: no France: no Great Britain: no USSR: YES!

@krakuwdegustacja

4 жыл бұрын

Well yes but actually no

@burhanisulton3598

4 жыл бұрын

any one know the soundtrack title?

@user-de2if3wf6t

4 жыл бұрын

Yan4ick_Banan4ick 2019 да вот такие мы Русские

@stormdesertstrike

4 жыл бұрын

*SHOWS OVER ASSHOLEEEEEEE!*

@PanameraGTS555

4 жыл бұрын

HardJaxx - Storm Desert OOOO SOMETHING IS BURNING 😆😆

5:43 i like the guy chilling on the sofa sipping beer on a KV 6 XD nice videos u make :)

2:00 That is the most American tank I have ever seen

@urianerreerre5005

3 жыл бұрын

si

2:12 *everybody gangsta till soviet tank starts flying*

@onlythebrave17

4 жыл бұрын

2:06 every body gangsta till American tank starts shooting

@crqf2010ruler

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta until Japan Airdrops tanks. Everybody gangsta until A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR?

@egorence2149

4 жыл бұрын

deadass they tried to fly a tank

@d-man9921

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in 88mm AT/AA*

@maxvenom5239

4 жыл бұрын

7:47 Everybody gansta till the WAIT WHAT THE FUK

Manufacturer: how big u want the tank? Germans: JA!

@efethecaptain6

4 жыл бұрын

Manufacturer asking the design question, right ?

@igorjajic6898

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAA THEY WILL NEWER LEARN,.....SOON WE WILL BITCHSLAPED THE SOSSAGE CUNTS AND THE REST OF NAZI NATO ISIS TALMUDIC THERORIST GANG AGAIN,......GREETS FROM SERBIAN

@jasperpluk

4 жыл бұрын

@@igorjajic6898 wot?

@sdsd2e2321

4 жыл бұрын

@@igorjajic6898 serbia is a shit country, croatia strong

@-linda-

4 жыл бұрын

@@igorjajic6898 jeez unlock caps , greets from Germany

Nothing to say.... ....can just say--- It's amazing+wonderful

2:12 Yuo see Ivan, if make tank fly with wing and tail, enemy will not of shoot yuo because not know if use anti tank or anti aircraft wepon. EDIT: Went further in the comments and saw that someone else made that joke.

@pronz72gh85

3 жыл бұрын

Never had this problem! Said a German artillery man before firing his 88mm 😂

@Prokerboss

2 жыл бұрын

Country balls moment

@yeetusdeletus4355

2 жыл бұрын

What if I used both?

Nobody: M3 Lee tank: GUYS LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE STEROIDS

@unknowndata8703

4 жыл бұрын

GUNS!

@burhanisulton3598

4 жыл бұрын

any one know the soundtrack title?

@rogerlico2944

4 жыл бұрын

Too many guns

Main weapon: Too much Main weapon: Mig 15 engine

@marcroelse9517

4 жыл бұрын

there is one t-34 with 2 mig 15 engine

@dominicgorriceta6487

4 жыл бұрын

You know what’s too much The main -weapon- *WEAPONS* of the M3 on steroids That’s really too much

@ulfenburg7539

4 жыл бұрын

@@dominicgorriceta6487 it so funny. but i really hope people know he is joking. ofc that was never made or introduced or thought of at the time

2:06 How many guns do you want on this ? Creator of the tank: yes

7:19 p1000 have 4 AA turrets at the back and its widher

@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as

3 жыл бұрын

We don't have a detailed plan so most of the renditions will have an artist touch

M15A Gun Motor Carriage "Main armament: Too many"

@RunningWithRoses

4 жыл бұрын

nonexistent tank. was never made lol

@a_random_tank_152mm7

4 жыл бұрын

It was supposed to be a joke tank. Why do some peeps think it actualy existed??? Its just a M3 Lee that has been photoshopped the crap outta.

@giorgigarsevanidze6334

4 жыл бұрын

@@a_random_tank_152mm7 I know it's a joke. In fact, I tried to highlight that with my comment in a way...

@danielhaire6677

4 жыл бұрын

A comment that has never been attributed to a US Soldier anywhere.

@IAmTheStig32

4 жыл бұрын

The IRL Baneblade

Somewhere in Germany 1944 Lead engineer: How big do vant zis tank? Hitler: YES.

@blockstacker5614

4 жыл бұрын

To hell with bridges, just make the tanks waterproof!

@Karl_toffel.

4 жыл бұрын

*Mustache boi: JA!

@codemy666

4 жыл бұрын

@@konlovsowski656 Literally the same thing

@diaress

4 жыл бұрын

AceCustomz Jeez

@pseudoharm

4 жыл бұрын

@@codemy666 if you are hitler you say panzer

2:00 main armament: To many, pfft, that's perfect, im so glad that was what you said for it

2:01 me in creative mode

Manufacturer: How many guns do you want? US Army: Too Many

@kingblane

4 жыл бұрын

i would give my soul to have that in either War Thunder Or World Of Tanks........just give it to me please gods of gaming

@yuurichito1439

4 жыл бұрын

(I am german) when our designers drank to much : ups ausversehen die EXTRA schwere Panzerklasse erfunden.

@DooTSweeT

4 жыл бұрын

Manufacturer: so how many guns do you want to be placed on the M3 lee? US: all of them

@snipes_1138

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingblane That's not a real tank it's based on a meme. Stolen models and off scale, shit

6:12 Your Crush 7:15 Her Dad 3:24 Her Mother 2:56 You Edit: My first comment with over 200 likes, thank you comrades

@0predelenie

4 жыл бұрын

3:50 the dude she's talking about don't worry

@Call_me_Dali

4 жыл бұрын

So, i got this in the bag?

@YeensWrath

4 жыл бұрын

Plost Twist: 8:11 Her boy friend.

@GOAT_GOATERSON

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@leonkerslake3197

4 жыл бұрын

Al Doritos love it

I love that slide on the steps for the Monster XD

Engineer: what tank would you like to do Germany: a battleship that can go to land

Tsar Tank are not Soviet. This is Russian Empire's project

@maybach5787

4 жыл бұрын

are we not going to mention how the Karl Gerat says it had a 128mm...when it had a 600mm?

@ProGamerOne

4 жыл бұрын

Gorjey Feodosiy Mendeleev tank too.

@hypocritehenry4619

4 жыл бұрын

Gorjey Feodosiy Its still russian anyway

@stiki3783

4 жыл бұрын

You genious spasibo

@torinjones3221

4 жыл бұрын

This is true

I love the Bob Semple tank, the tank that gave every panzer crew nightmares as he slept. It is no wonder that the allies won.

@toad2187

4 жыл бұрын

Have you heard it destroyed a tiger1 in a duel, Its main armament is incomprehensible!

@chalino739

4 жыл бұрын

thing could take on at least 100 panther tanks

@gbhm2568

4 жыл бұрын

i came here lookin to r/woosh people

@chalino739

4 жыл бұрын

@@gbhm2568 reddit is 4 virgins

@JerichoYeet

4 жыл бұрын

@@toad2187 Yeah, heard it faced the mighty IS-6 near the Eastern Bloc border back in the Cold War, destroying the Soviet main cannon as the crew retreated. Lucky the russian crew got lucky when retreating since the Bob Simple got it's transmission broke as they drove their Stallium tank back to their base.

Good video, dude, respect!

Great video 👍

5:40 It is like going family restaurant with your crowd family and combinig three tables to eat together

@tmatott7888

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA that shit for real

02:00 when you try to conquer the entire Europe with one single tank

@1973Washu

4 жыл бұрын

Needs more dakka

@appletherapy3492

4 жыл бұрын

It needs more guns.

Dang fine music with an awesome video

2:07 creator:how many guns do you want America:yes

2:50 is no one gonna talk about the fact that the Chrysler tv8 looks like that low quality polar bear walking meme

@willhelmburgdorf22

4 жыл бұрын

:o

@far0145

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/i21hr66geNu3d9Y.html

@maykamania7736

4 жыл бұрын

Omg

@bramborakk647

4 жыл бұрын

Damn

@finnsky98

4 жыл бұрын

My first thought when I saw it in the thumbnail

Antonov A-40: Exists World of Tanks and War Thunder Players: Heavy Breathing

WOW this tanks is epic !

I want to see more of these on world of tanks, that would just be fun.

The tortuga tank is literally a bunker LMAO

@volfie-music4372

4 жыл бұрын

Mobile bunker

@crackedemerald4930

4 жыл бұрын

@Emperor fat dalek

@mcj2219

4 жыл бұрын

Tanks are bunkers

@SalveSandWonk

4 жыл бұрын

“Ok you see that bunker” “Yes sir” *”M O V E T H E F U C K I N G B U N K E R”*

@Mp-sj1pm

4 жыл бұрын

„LMAO“ is bard word, pls stop using it

Concrete *T-34* Production: 1918 Lol what

@bigmeme8464

4 жыл бұрын

And a 85mm gun lol

@bluefoxy6478

4 жыл бұрын

*press X to doubt*

@georgeamenin3404

4 жыл бұрын

X

@giovanniscanu3981

4 жыл бұрын

X

@manescadingan7160

4 жыл бұрын

X

2:02 "Armament: Too many" Nice touch.

Soviet engineers: So, what should our next tanks be? Stalin: how about a fucking box, limousine, land battleship and a fridge?