"Be logical" Uses 6 planks to craft three doors *rotates the recipe* Uses 6 planks to craft two trapdoors

@CrisCheese_

3 жыл бұрын

They should change it to just 1 door

@Baylorain

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense to me

@alexthing1709

3 жыл бұрын

It kinda makes sense though

@andreicalegari1837

3 жыл бұрын

@Max Wang but 2 trapdoors are the same as 1 door

@trynottorage1955

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, good point. But, how come we put in 6 blocks in the crafting bench to get 4 stairs out of it? All we're doing it taking a corner out of the block, and someone we come up with less? Actually, with the extra notches, we should have 8 stairs. MINECRAFT HELP MY OCD

"be logical" we wondering how you can stack 64 blocks of snow while you can only stack snowballs to 16

@manoloskolosgr

3 жыл бұрын

They will be changing that in the future, snowballs in the new combat snapshots are stackable up to 64

@sleepingeye7314

3 жыл бұрын

yah and diamond tools would probably break after one use IRL!

@samscreations9518

3 жыл бұрын

@@fabripotter202 another potter i am lord voldemort and will destroy u

@Epiclight_GD

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch.

@orazin4555

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudgamer3681 why.. do you not have anything better to do?

“What do you think the most unintuitive crafting recipe is?” Me with a button:

@boppitybippitybop1829

3 жыл бұрын

Just use a lever

@lilkxdude5659

3 жыл бұрын

@@boppitybippitybop1829 Depends on the situation. A button is usually better tho

@boppitybippitybop1829

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilkxdude5659 yes, u are rigth. But i always using lever to test mah redstone

@Mirecek-kd5sv

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like you two missed the joke, but fair lol

@lilkxdude5659

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mirecek-kd5sv Nah I got the joke immediately but I was actually talking to first reply so 👌👌👌

This is just Mojang telling us that there will never be Autocrafting

@stupidAgeverificatio

3 жыл бұрын

Kind of kills the viability of kelp as a fuel source though.

@forestcity4217

3 жыл бұрын

crafting stuff with redstone would be very cool tho

@kimyuna5466

3 жыл бұрын

wait don’t we kind of do when you press the green crafting recipe book...

@adyhottie

3 жыл бұрын

@@kimyuna5466they mean without the book and using redstone and stuff

@thatrainbowdudeplayz2801

3 жыл бұрын

Guys there is autocrafting go to @Mumbo Jumbo

Mojang: "Be Logical" Proceeds to craft a fishing rod backwards

@Luka_9272

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@clairedandola2792

3 жыл бұрын

lol but true

@screamingcat4365

3 жыл бұрын

@@Luka_9272 Lmao indeed.

@tom139o7

3 жыл бұрын

I actually felt kinda triggered

@CastorFurieux

3 жыл бұрын

Twice, too

“Step by step guide to ripping us off” I love that part

@stoptheohiomemes

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@SumWeirdo

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@FarhaanInban

3 жыл бұрын

same best part

@youneschekkai376

3 жыл бұрын

Ton of games did way before this

@gijsvanderplas6027

3 жыл бұрын

me too

We got Steve's cannon voice when he was on fire. Think about that.

@thegamingrailfan4031

3 жыл бұрын

The oor came from Chernobyl

@SlashCraftJack

3 жыл бұрын

Steve kinda sounded like he does in Element Animation... Rest Well Scott

@nicholasgreen4921

3 жыл бұрын

Imma pretend i didn't hear that

@hadditor7848

3 жыл бұрын

Apart from, of course - "OOF" from a decade ago

@amog8202

3 жыл бұрын

and alex

"Be logical" *2 realisations:* 1: minecarts are just upside down iron helmets 2: the recipe to make iron/diamond/gold chestplates are just crafting an iron/diamond/gold block without the final ingot.

@AshVXmc

3 жыл бұрын

So we're wearing a minecart on our heads

@imsotiredhelpsob

3 жыл бұрын

Your comment deserves more likes

@samstrange7958

3 жыл бұрын

and we wear upside down cauldrons on our legs

@samstrange7958

3 жыл бұрын

and boots are just iron bars without the middle

@AshVXmc

3 жыл бұрын

@@samstrange7958 r/hmmmmmmm

Minecraft: Snow is snowier Now: Crafting is craftier

@Mr.Capitalism

3 жыл бұрын

Your mouth is mouthier

@ToughLlama

3 жыл бұрын

@@redcircle280 🤦‍♂️

@Mr.Capitalism

3 жыл бұрын

@CubeCat you to

@secretsilver3662

3 жыл бұрын

I suspect goat wool can be used with boots to make snow shoes to keep you above the snow in the arctic

@user-mo5hr3ck8u

3 жыл бұрын

@@redcircle280 лч

"No offence capitalism" Minecoin : Hi.

@squazguy

3 жыл бұрын

hey black.

@Unity_re

3 жыл бұрын

@@realtimberstalker they're referencing the people on facebook and that, since they keep saying media is a bad place. but when really we learn thousands of things from media a day

@chloroplast8611

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unity_re facebooks moderation is really really strict i dout yuo reaally think facebook harbors the right

@minecraftfanaaron

3 жыл бұрын

Timber Stalker „the media supports socialism“ yeah ok buddy, thats why „progressive tv host“ Chris Matthews thinks there will be „executions in central park“ if bernie sanders wins. Actual quote btw

@SleevelessSleeves

3 жыл бұрын

@@realtimberstalker think that's a bit dumb to think of the entirety of all media being socialist, sure some are but the vast majority aren't. And not everything left leaning is socialist either

"can give you purpose in life. hopefully not for the first time" okay i do NOT appreciate being called out like that

1:19, there is a circle shaped thing on Alex's head, in an all cube game, BLASPHEMY

@Jachii9

3 жыл бұрын

**intensly exists**

@DarthKanye

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry it’s just super tiny blocks

@phamanhtai2824

2 жыл бұрын

*ARGH! MY EYES! GET THIS BLASPHEMY AWAY FROM THEM*

When he started doing random crafts it gave me a nostalgia attack

@Jequetepeq

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp

@thebruno64

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jequetepeq 1:56

@eyepain4717

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudgamer3681 I've watched it its poorly edited

@cloudgamer3681

3 жыл бұрын

@@eyepain4717 :0

@emiliodelangel30

3 жыл бұрын

@@eyepain4717 That's his objective, get views. You shouldn't watch the video

"Be logical" Then why does 6 full blocks craft 4 stairs which are 3/4 of a block instead of 8?

@ahuman3393

3 жыл бұрын

I know right!

@spectralquill1810

3 жыл бұрын

It's logical. It's Minecraft logic.

@idot597

3 жыл бұрын

MY BRAIN

@LegoLoos2006

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudgamer3681 bruh stop

@idot597

3 жыл бұрын

CloudGamer36 do I need to explain why you are beginning to sound annoying? Sorry if I’m being rude :/

I love how it has to say “ do not take medical advice from this series”.

@rainefisxher

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it's the law so..

@kerrycampbell172

2 жыл бұрын

RecRoom?

@itsvolskay1146

2 жыл бұрын

@@kerrycampbell172 K with and orange background?

@daItalianman1340

2 жыл бұрын

Same here😅😅

@depressionexpression

2 жыл бұрын

I'm slightly concerned at the same time...

"If we had you just clicking through menus to place blocks en masse, then Minecraft could quickly stop feeling like a game" Recipe Book: *sad book sounds*

@samstrange7958

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@kavith9006

3 жыл бұрын

Old Hindi songs

@HeidenLam

3 жыл бұрын

Bedrock Crafting Menu: *sad clicking sounds*

@hideomitodospro987

3 жыл бұрын

Legacy console editions: am I a joke to you

@Deka-1024

2 жыл бұрын

@@hideomitodospro987 I'm pretty sure you can turn on classic crafting in the legacy consoles. At least that's what I figured from my xbox360 version of the game.

'We don't want players just scrolling through menus' Me: laughs in bedrock

@AngelPandaEarth

3 жыл бұрын

They're using Bedrock to record this lol

@Justintro

3 жыл бұрын

yay just click on the item

@i_dunno3340

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure there's also a crafting book in java, but it works differently then bedrock

@ayushyadav5164

3 жыл бұрын

@@i_dunno3340 yeah there is

@confusepanda3718

3 жыл бұрын

wdc

I can’t believe I’m living in a Mojang HQ style house I’m so honored

@Gerald_Infinity

3 жыл бұрын

Lol good one

4:36 Oh yes Alex, all these diamonds are yours! Now you can mine them with your stone pickaxe.

@jovietangday4997

2 жыл бұрын

Nope iron pickaxe is working

The way the half sarcastic dialogue sound is like this series is made specifically for someone. XDDD

Mojang: Be logical! Modders: We don't do that here...

@jovan-noble-guy749

3 жыл бұрын

Want to hear a joke?: Tangarineplays: Why do you have protection VI on your diamond sword? Darenisbad74: So that it doesn ' t make my diamond pickaxe pregnant!😂 So funny🤔🤣!!

@YoannBB

3 жыл бұрын

@FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation Everybody gangsta until you need to learn computer making for a mod

@Strahlenkatze.

3 жыл бұрын

@@jovan-noble-guy749 ok.

@starman3709

3 жыл бұрын

Me: Can we craft chain armor with chain- Mojang: NO

@RedIsACrepe

3 жыл бұрын

Those thumbnails with an absolutely bloody large crafting grid with all of the precious blocks/items nonsensically placed just smooshed into one for a stupidly op sword. (Modded lol) ẽ̷̛͌̒͆̐͐̆̑́́̕̕͜͠p̷̯̯̪͙͓̒̓̄̒̇i̸̡̮̘̺͌̏͠c̶̦̖̪͚̦̩̠̺̪̏͊̔̂̾̾̈́̎̐̌̅̚͜ ok

The next episode should be: "How we design biomes in Minecraft"

@florismmsmit

3 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@nac157

3 жыл бұрын

"We don't"

@Karlstan03

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@user-ih1ow7uu8u

3 жыл бұрын

Good ONE:-)

@user-ih1ow7uu8u

3 жыл бұрын

@@florismmsmit No

3:57 A C A C A C A C ACACACAC _ACACACAC_ **boom**

"be logical" The stairs crafting recipe: ;-;

@eyesack6845

3 жыл бұрын

actually the recipe gives you the same amount of stairs as the blocks you put in.

@benking9010

3 жыл бұрын

yeah I agree a stair is three-quarters of a block but you need 6 blocks to craft it

@Dan0RG

3 жыл бұрын

@@eyesack6845 4/4 of a block * 6 = 6 blocks 3/4 of a block * 4 = 3 blocks The amount of wood you get is half the amount you put in.

@eyesack6845

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dan0RG i forgot how many stairs you got from the recipe when i made that comment

@gyuseunglee8800

3 жыл бұрын

Stairs in the recipe: has 3 steps Stairs you get: has 2 steps Logical at its finest

This is just their way of saying "we're not adding autocrafting, stop asking."

@CelestineTheConfused

3 жыл бұрын

Minecraft Bedrock: *coughs*

@Naokarma

3 жыл бұрын

@@CelestineTheConfused I believe you mean trash. (I joke but only mostly)

@blackvendaeta7104

3 жыл бұрын

I mean they did add speed crafting with the green book

@guyraanan6383

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs in epichoppers*

@Naokarma

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackvendaeta7104 yeah but that just makes things faster through still manual clicking. A lot of people have been wanting autocrafting that's entirely AFK, like how potions can be made AFK using hoppers, etc.

“We don’t want you just placing blocks en masse” Laughs in world edit

@Thigaxs

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@willhalbrooks1411

3 жыл бұрын

or /fill ~25 ~ ~25 (Block)

@squadnft5176

3 жыл бұрын

@Herbert Mar better watch kombatroll kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZquttJuAk5uegtI.html

@Arturopakastur

3 жыл бұрын

/fill is also like worldedit /fill 69 69 420 -69 69 -420 dirt

@randomcannon3260

3 жыл бұрын

@@willhalbrooks1411 Problem is, the fill command has a limit of around 25 thousand blocks.

"filling out a tedious spreadsheet" minecraft worldedit users have entered the chat

1:45 Expanded Crafting Table mods be like:

@Evan-us3hx

2 жыл бұрын

Avaritia be like

“No offense, capitalism” -Minecraft 2020

@happyalltheday2275

3 жыл бұрын

Using Commie instead and change the name to OurCraft

@justsomeplantcells-

3 жыл бұрын

Capitalism blyat

@3-or-more-characters

3 жыл бұрын

COMMUNISEM

@nickwan5820

3 жыл бұрын

Just some plant cells - In case you don’t know, Sweden is a neutral country.

“How We Make Minecraft” “A step-by-step guide to ripping us off” I like their humor. Edit: Why did a “joke from video + [subtitle]” comment get so many likes? I guess some people thought I meant Mojang’s overall humor, not specific to this quote? Yeah, yeah let’s just go with that and pretend that was my original intent.

@dejavuallways

3 жыл бұрын

JetInAJar yup, this series is gonna be good

@chasethemaster3440

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@elier69

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine them asking: "Which humor?"

@350zMajd

3 жыл бұрын

Btw... I think they want some cheeky views

@TheStegosaurus_

3 жыл бұрын

Haha i wrote the same lol

1:20 *Instructions unclear, ended with 3 rib cages and a pair of twin daughters*

That is disgusting, why would you craft a fishing rod like that.

@giannarone3991

3 жыл бұрын

What’s so gross?

@asmallphd9648

3 жыл бұрын

@@giannarone3991 Look at the sticks.

@six_buck_dlc

3 жыл бұрын

G Iannarone they're not facing the right way

@six_buck_dlc

3 жыл бұрын

finally, someone else who knows

@albanidiacastillo1279

3 жыл бұрын

Yes the other way

"You got all the blocks and tools by yourself" *Me who enslaves villagers to give me crap*

@CookieCat712

3 жыл бұрын

Ye... about that mojang....

@cronicas_imemoriais

3 жыл бұрын

@@silk1440 yeah I get slaves, therefore their work is my property

@wantedapple144

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not the only one?

@infernowa

3 жыл бұрын

*legal human trafficking in Minecraft*

@FreezedreadL

3 жыл бұрын

Made a frick chamber and kill the trash one

"Be logical" Uses 6 planks to craft 4 stairs, which are each 3/4 of a whole block.

@tudbut

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@sakiafrfr

3 жыл бұрын

Very smart indeed!

@RobertoDeMundo

3 жыл бұрын

Use 9 iron which came from ore, to make 3 iron blocks, use those to make an anvil which is also less than a block

@twilightlight_

3 жыл бұрын

Buttons, pressure plates, carpets, trapdoors, stairs, chests, lanterns, pumpkin pies, and more too.

@u-s-a-

3 жыл бұрын

It's because some of the material gets wasted while crafting it. "Be logical"😂😂

0:42 Alex and Steve voice reveal? ngl they do sound kinda fresh doe 😳

@Guiokia

3 жыл бұрын

🤔

*That was so pathetic, I can’t even bring myself to attack you*

@JstormZx

3 жыл бұрын

"NaH aLeX wAs In CrEaTiVe MoDe" - People who don't get the joke

@fennyfoxy3435

3 жыл бұрын

@@JstormZx *n a h A l e x w a s i n c r e a t i v e m o d e*

@JstormZx

3 жыл бұрын

@@fennyfoxy3435 lol

@yeshmallow

3 жыл бұрын

@@JstormZx lol

@gottalivehappy

3 жыл бұрын

Rename yourself to Spider and make your profile picture a Minecraft spider and you get a million upvotes.

“Did my parents want me to be a game dev or a musician? Oh yeah neither!” - Agnes 2020

@cloudgamer3681

3 жыл бұрын

I loved this comment! But... I broke the Minecraft Speedrun WR in 1.16! Incredible!

@camwthedestroyer8737

3 жыл бұрын

t e c h n i c a l l y, she didn't actually say that

@ARandom_Jay

3 жыл бұрын

Ha

@maxmaximoff_

3 жыл бұрын

best part

@ARandom_Jay

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxmaximoff_ yea

Minecraft: **doesn't add tables** Also Minecraft: **uses tables in video**

@Zoova

3 жыл бұрын

Minecraft has many tables! The crafting table, the fletching table, the cartography table, and the smithing table!

@samexahr3326

3 жыл бұрын

But there are no table tables

@i_dunno3340

3 жыл бұрын

yes, there could be a stick in both of the bottom slots to the right and left and then the middle row with 3 wood

@helloaetheruwu

3 жыл бұрын

get a furniture mod

@Eradicator-jv9xr

3 жыл бұрын

Lel fence post +pressure plate = table

2:19 Was... Was that... Was that Stampy...? 🥺

1:18 i dont why but this just cracks me everytime

HYPE EDIT: OMFG SOMEONE SAW THIS AND SUGGESTED IT TO TECHNOBLADE! TECHNOBLADE USED THE THING I FOUND! I MAY NOT HAVE GOTTEN ANY CREDIT BUT THE SHEER VALIDATION GRANTED FROM THAT IS ENOUGH! THIS IS JUST DJSUDNBDJC- Mojang: Minecraft recipes are easy and intuitive Fireworks: Firework stars have the requirement of at least one dye and one gunpowder. To change the shape you may add a gold nugget for a star, a feather for burst, any head for a creeper face, or a fire charge for a large ball. Additionally, glowstone dust may be added to produce a twinkle effect, and a diamond may be added for a trail effect. The two may also be added together for both effects. After you craft the star, if you can put it in a crafting grid with another dye to make said star fade to that color. After that fireworks may be crafted without the star, however they will not explode and will just go up into the air and disappear (though this is very useful for elytra, as fireworks with stars do damage). All fireworks must contain at least one gunpowder and 1 paper, however up to 7 stars, and up to 2 additional gunpowder may be added. Adding stars means that all stars added will explode together when the fireworks goes off, and increases the damage done when fired out of a firework crossbow doing up to 18 damage on a direct hit to an unarmored player (6 to a player with full protection 4 netherite minus a chest plate for elytra) if combined with multi-shot (or damage done to yourself if you use them with elytra R.I.P.). And yes, the damage is done aoe so they are amazing for dealing with pigmen. Adding gunpowder will increase the duration the firework will travel before exploding. During this duration, you will actually be unable to land with elytra, however you will be kept at the rocket’s top speed. This makes duration 3 rockets very useful for long distance elytra travel, doing tricks in the air, and it allows you travel straight up for the length of the effect. Edit is for spelling and add some things I forgot btw

@aazombiealexa.k.acreeper1072

3 жыл бұрын

what's a firework crossbow?

@NameIsDel

3 жыл бұрын

Frick

@trollconfiavel

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know all of that

@ingots772

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ingots772

3 жыл бұрын

How long did it take u to write that

*be logical* Chainmail armor: this is someting I’m not

@ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg

3 жыл бұрын

use chains I think

@phantomcat1958

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg than why it craft with fire that don’t make sence

@dubstepwalrus

3 жыл бұрын

@@phantomcat1958 It's like that because they don't want you to craft them.

@Raudent

3 жыл бұрын

Well... that's no longer a thing now...

@virucraft1292

3 жыл бұрын

I just started house tutorials on Minecraft. Can I get some feedback?

I am so glad we are getting another series with both this narrator and (clearly superior) Marilla.

“And we will try not to cry when we read them at 3am” Literally anyone who has ever exsisted on planet earth because we all understand why Minecraft is the most greatest game of all time: h u g

"Be logical" *Crafts the fishing rod SEVERAL TIMES with the string on the left instead of crafting it how it´s supposed to be*

@warmmy9851

3 жыл бұрын

if u craft a rod like that u need mental help

@ybajoe9773

3 жыл бұрын

that's the only way i have ever crafted fishing rods,i think i'm fine though

@jankkhvej434

3 жыл бұрын

thats really annoying to watch honestly

@jankkhvej434

3 жыл бұрын

@@ybajoe9773 you are crazy

@goobsterthingy

3 жыл бұрын

It feels very weird especially if you are on mobile.

"Be logical." Steve: Can hold tens of millions of kilograms worth of items in his inventory while running but can't hold his breath for more than 10 seconds.

@kuroimae-ashihorbuch-kanal6537

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the apples falling down from oaks.

@andro293

3 жыл бұрын

I think "able to hold 64 blocks of pure gold, 1m³ each, in the same slot , but not able to hold 2 swords in the same slot at once" fits more

@TheRenegade...

3 жыл бұрын

@@andro293 Swords have durability. How would you keep track of durability if you have 64 swords in one slot that have different durabilities?

@andro293

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRenegade... Doesn't need to be in the same single slot, but the same way that you're able to keep track of the durability in items inside a shulker box, they could make it so that slots can hold up to, let's say, 4 "copies" of the same item with different durabilities, and so you just store the item ID and the 4 durabilities

@samstrange7958

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRenegade... We could combine the durability, so it would have 3122, and the enchants combine too (Unless they're incompatible)

I love this. It gives off so many hitchhickers guide to the galaxy vibes.

5:45 you placed every block *sad command block noises*

“Be Logical” 3 stone = 6 slabs, seems legit 2 stone = 1 pressure plate. hMm

@theearthburner6159

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, I made a video on different countries in Minecraft, you will really like it, please watch

@Yukiharuwu

3 жыл бұрын

desperation

@Kneem

3 жыл бұрын

THE EARTH BURNER no

@felipefarias1315

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, since they are 1pxl high, we should get x32 per craft

@f.b.i5261

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds legal man!

“Did my parents want me to be a game developer or a musician? OH YEAH, NEITHER”

@CarVeoombrooom

3 жыл бұрын

U mean OH YEAH NETHER

@dobbiez5043

3 жыл бұрын

Fact that you 99,7% chanse you didnt heard: Hoes are actually faster breacking the leaves. No, really, go and check it.

@wakkle

3 жыл бұрын

Dobbiez no... I’m pretty sure everyone who keeps up with updates knows that.

@chopstick9941

3 жыл бұрын

My parents thought i was useless. That was, of coarse, until i introduced them to Minecraft. My dad plays on an xbox 1 and my mum plays on an iPad.

@eyemaster8687

3 жыл бұрын

@@chopstick9941 yeah me too they called me useless then i showed them minecraft and they call me a failure now.

So we’re not gonna talk about how lucky the miners were during the durability scene

4:56 We lock you into a first person perspective F5:

“Be logical” *1 stair is more expensive than one full block*

@-sturmfalke-

3 жыл бұрын

It was, but not anymore, you just get 6 stairs. Or if its stone, better use the stonecutter to get the perfect amount.

@-sturmfalke-

3 жыл бұрын

@@BellPepperBrian Sadly, but WHY? This would be very useful. And also, why can't you craft stone pressure plates or buttons? Nobody knows.

@julk1732

3 жыл бұрын

@@-sturmfalke- wdym you can craft stone pressure plates and buttons, unless you mean stonecutter...

@ExHypnotiCat

3 жыл бұрын

I get what he meant

@CookieCat712

3 жыл бұрын

Use stone cutter for stuff that isn’t wood lol

I love how it says “a step by step guide on how to rip us off” I love their Humor

@Thigaxs

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah its just incredible lol

1:47 This is canon, Mojang's official verdict on oversized crafting grids lol.

I love how the humor in these videos are literally perfect

Mojang: does literally anything Fans: something something cave update

@darkcat6530

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's annoying

@745morning

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@daltonlinaburg7951

3 жыл бұрын

This isn’t the CaVe UpDaTe GeT BaCk tO WoRk MoJaNg

@lialhbe9767

3 жыл бұрын

i really don't know why people want the cave update so much. there's a lot of more important things they need to improve before caves (examples: update of very old biomes like deserts and mountains, update of very old stuctures like dungeons and desert wells, update to add new biome-special mobs like polar bears and parrots, update to add new redstone components like pulse extenders, randomizers, etc)

@darkcat6530

3 жыл бұрын

@@lialhbe9767 or the end dimension.

“let us know in the comments, and we’ll try not to cry when we read them at 3 am.” *[sobbing]*

@moonknightgaming6561

3 жыл бұрын

Wrigt

@Bryc3long

3 жыл бұрын

Me when it’s literally 3am

@Justintro

3 жыл бұрын

yes because minecraft comment section is a chaos

i love the humro :D. "A step by step guide to ripping us off" lmao

I love the Humor. Most Bug companies are embarresing if there tried to Do something like this

"We don't want you to just scroll through a list to auto craft what you need." Recipe book: Am I a joke to you?

@someone-yc1pc

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in og

@user_hat

3 жыл бұрын

_also _*_laughs in og_*

@eseopu

3 жыл бұрын

*also also laughs in og*

@alleiine303

3 жыл бұрын

*also also also laughs in og*

@jimallem7342

3 жыл бұрын

*also also also also laughs in og*

nobody: Steve: tries to make yellow porkchop

@norainends7806

3 жыл бұрын

T-the good ole’ days. Lmao

@virucraft1292

3 жыл бұрын

Can anyone check out the builds on my channel and tell me what you think?

@Stevder

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@professorx3060

3 жыл бұрын

@@virucraft1292 You've got a good set of building skills.

@mcfloatburbker

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

"Hands-on crafting is the core gameplay loop that we think makes minecraft special" Me: laughs in /fill

The best part is these are actually kinda funny. Not as childish as I expected.

The least intuitive crafting recipe is either the stick, bread, or ...... *Chainmail armor*

@maxmargaritis

3 жыл бұрын

I mean chains are in the game so it’s possible to make a recipe

@shadow_dudz1436

3 жыл бұрын

max margaritis they are more expensive than ingots

@ballfun

3 жыл бұрын

F i r e b l o c k

@THEELEMENTKING

3 жыл бұрын

F I R E I T E M

@ralfantino2291

3 жыл бұрын

max margaritis it costs more iron than iron armor

"Be logical" When 6 wooden planks crafts 2 trapdoors which are actually almost 1/4 of the original block😕

@trollconfiavel

3 жыл бұрын

When 6 planks craft 4 stairs, which are exactly 3/4 of the original block

@niftylittlename

3 жыл бұрын

That's why a stonecutter should cut wood.

@Monker851

3 жыл бұрын

OMG ASSASSIN

@LegoGoblin

3 жыл бұрын

yet 6 planks also makes 3 doors

@niftylittlename

3 жыл бұрын

@@LegoGoblin yeah, because 1 door is 2 blocks, so 6 blocks=6 blocks

Can we talk about how the little jingle for the intro is catchy?

0:13 I always like this part

Mojang: be logical Me: why I can't craft a simple saddle?

@HalfEatenMango

3 жыл бұрын

It would tear the universe apart

@omen4s976

3 жыл бұрын

because its treasure item

@CookieCat712

3 жыл бұрын

Because they don’t want saddles to be common. They are supposed to be rare. But since you can fish them you can farm them.

@AverageSynth

3 жыл бұрын

@@CookieCat712 how the hell is a saddle able to fished up

@matrich__5155

3 жыл бұрын

@@CookieCat712 but it doesn't make sense 😒

Minecraft: "Be logical" Also Minecraft: Makes a crafting recipe for the chain armor using fire

@BOLTShalomNG

3 жыл бұрын

Pekka2781h Minecraft: “being logical” Also Minecraft: makes a combat update .-. Also also Minecraft: makes it so you can jump 2000 feet into the air while carrying blocks of gold (very heavy) in ur inventory whole doing 360s and chugging 3 steaks Yup Minecraft, weelllllll done!

@charastafilaraki3112

3 жыл бұрын

Chain armour is weaker than iron armour, and chains are more expensive than iron ingots, so it isn't logical.

@oyunoyunveoyun5561

3 жыл бұрын

Chara Stafilaraki what you’re saying makes no sense

@leadharsh0616

3 жыл бұрын

@@charastafilaraki3112 it must be that the crafting recipe give 2 or 3 chains each

@-atimes3-

3 жыл бұрын

@@BOLTShalomNG "Well don't mind me, I'm just eating an entire steak while I plummet out of orbit and now I'm gonna save myself with a water bucket when I hit the ground and take absolutely no damage at all and now I'm gonna beat up a tree with my bare hands at the start of the game so that I can get more resources and then, oh, would you look at that? The tree floats!" - Technoblade, 2016

1:47 if 5at existed I would make the thickest shield ever

@DarthKanye

2 жыл бұрын

*T H I C C*

Commy: OUR table! Minecraft: no, YOUR table!

Next Episode: "How we make Minecraft: Trading with the Villagers"

@JocaPlays87

3 жыл бұрын

The wandering trader: give me 64 emeralds for this dirt

@screamingcat4365

3 жыл бұрын

The random dimwit: *yes, I did kill my friends with the useful trades, why do you ask*

@wtfetherrero3030

3 жыл бұрын

https:kzread.info/dash/bejne/a5aj1adsaNGwmLA.html

@heathershortt4115

3 жыл бұрын

We use Capitalism, and *PAIN*

@thetrollmaster4485

3 жыл бұрын

421st like :)

No offense, capitalism. Hands down Best line I came across in a while

@stye_

3 жыл бұрын

OUR table.

@bennelson862

3 жыл бұрын

This whole video is a pitch for communism

@squadnft5176

3 жыл бұрын

@All in one Tamilan Da i got kombatrolled kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZquttJuAk5uegtI.html

It's for game balancing. Items that can be fired rapidly only stack to 16, like eggs, snowballs and ender pearls. OP items like potions are even not stackable, and you can't throw them very far.

1:20 This should be an alt skin for Alex in Smash Ultimate.

@mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763

3 жыл бұрын

It has a circle

Minecon: *create mini jeb and agnes for presenting biomes* Editor of Minecraft: *i will use this*

@redcircle280

3 жыл бұрын

+++++

@smoopydoopy7745

3 жыл бұрын

I can milk you

@patat123.byeiquit4

3 жыл бұрын

CloudGamer36 ur fake nub

@DDjivan

3 жыл бұрын

CloudGamer36 shut

@grass7137

3 жыл бұрын

*✔️ [̲̅R][̲̅e][̲̅a][̲̅d]🔘 [̲̅M][̲̅y] 🔘[̲̅N][̲̅a][̲̅m][̲̅e]*

Mojang : “Be logical” Also mojang : “Netherite is the more strongest item, he can survive in lava” Netherite : break with cactus

@ilayws4448

3 жыл бұрын

They said to be logical about the crafting recipes - and anyway, it's fire resistant (netherite armor), not unbreakable - and it does take longer to break. yes with cactus too.

@lolman5997

3 жыл бұрын

Ilay WS duh that’s the joke :/

@skiboxing4939

3 жыл бұрын

Ilay WS Yes I know, it is just for the joke 😅

@ilayws4448

3 жыл бұрын

@@skiboxing4939 :)

@marcasote2314

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it dosen't make sense. How can Netherite be lava proof when it can easily be smelted by coal or wood?

WOAH... A 3 by 3... IVE NEVER BEEN MORE AMAZED IN MY LIFETIME

So Minecraft Where did all the wood go from making a button.

@Jack-uc7zl

3 жыл бұрын

The axe?

People: Minecraft can't be relatable, it's a cube game Minecraft: 'Did my parents want me to be a game designer or a musician? Oh yeah neither!'

@Cyrribrae

3 жыл бұрын

Mm... Too real.

@duckiesderps5036

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cyrribrae yes much too real

Mojang guy: that way when you're done you can say you placed all those blocks People who use the fill command:heavy breathing intensifies

@Synergy-vk6xd

3 жыл бұрын

People who use WorldEdit: **laughs in wooden axe**

@turbodel1788

3 жыл бұрын

People who have people place for them: also heavy breathing

@Oddie99000

3 жыл бұрын

People who play survival without building mods: ☺️

@Synergy-vk6xd

3 жыл бұрын

@@Oddie99000 I don't use WorldEdit for my survival builds but for planning large scale projects in a separate creative world, it's a lot easier.

Mojang: hey lets make our hq out of dirt Me: tht is *amazing*

I literally just read "pigstep" instead of "step-by-step"

"A step by step guide to ripping us off" Mobile rip off games devs: *Write that down! Write that down!*

@Vipzinho

3 жыл бұрын

Passa lá no meu canal blz kkkkk 😁😁

@ari2126

3 жыл бұрын

*_charles the french_* The first thing i thought of

@Vipzinho

3 жыл бұрын

Português elx gx

@Vipzinho

3 жыл бұрын

Don edite top off

@Vipzinho

3 жыл бұрын

Doem.

We: *want a cave update* Mojang: "Let's make a step-by-step guide to ripping us off!"

@Thigaxs

3 жыл бұрын

Nah we can wait for a cave update. We don't even need it too much. I know caves are boring but that's why mods exists! Lol

@Gonin049

3 жыл бұрын

Mojang: fine... how bout this... make your own cave update... in your own game.

@MARUTOSS

3 жыл бұрын

if we can rip them offf that means we can make our own cave update

@randomfrostborngamer4377

3 жыл бұрын

We want cave update and they make jurassic dlc

@jonathanreb9318

3 жыл бұрын

Cave update please

I like all your crafting recipes there's nothing I don't like and I like how funny and sarcastic this is is.

I know I am late I am just surprised now one pointed this out The crafting recip that makes the least sense is Turing one tipe of wood into four diffrent types of wood that are the same size.

Steve: A feather pickaxe? Alex: How did you get that, Steve? Steve: A secret

@redcircle280

3 жыл бұрын

+++

@n3xfire11

3 жыл бұрын

CloudGamer36 shut up stop promoting

@cloudgamer3681

3 жыл бұрын

Woah! Easy. But... I broke the Minecraft Speedrun WR in 1.16! Incredible!

@grass7137

3 жыл бұрын

*✔️ [̲̅R][̲̅e][̲̅a][̲̅d]🔘 [̲̅M][̲̅y] 🔘[̲̅N][̲̅a][̲̅m][̲̅e]*

@qraid

3 жыл бұрын

Steve: How do I make a pickaxe Mojang: It's a secret

Minecraft: Wood is one of the most common items in minecraft. * Spawns in the middle of the desert. *

@evamarsetllorca4691

3 жыл бұрын

Awww man

@quate1316

3 жыл бұрын

So we back in the mine

@caiden429

3 жыл бұрын

@@quate1316 gotta pickaxe swinging from side to side

@sallylang2554

3 жыл бұрын

THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

@Sketchy_Dood

3 жыл бұрын

You can still get wooden sticks I guess

1:41 This would be a new crafting table like.

1:21 DR ALEX looks so cute 😍

"Be logical" Also Mojang: You have to craft bread. Why not to bake? Nah, just `cause

@NbgBytezYT

3 жыл бұрын

With just wheat Where’s the yeast and water

@Mayank-tm2km

3 жыл бұрын

@@NbgBytezYT water vapour is all around us in the air and yeast is around us in the air in magical worlds of Minecraft

Mojang: *"A GIGANTIC GARGANTUAN MEGA-HUGE SIZE..."* mmm yes my english teacher would be proud

That portfolio be looking nice. I like the villa the most.

Loved the house collection part

Stop trailing off and stick to the question: *Why didn't you add -Removed Herobrine?*

@altaic9202

3 жыл бұрын

They did in 1.16.2

@temtuim

3 жыл бұрын

This makes me sad I was hoping something special would happen for his 10th anniversary

@fennecfoxrocks649

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't you see take back the night? Herobrine is dead. ,._.,

@nooperz_griffento

3 жыл бұрын

A joke that Notch was 100% removed. The giant, The biggest slime, killer bonnie and etc

"We don't want you to just scroll through a list to auto craft what you need." Ah, I remember the old Minecraft PE crafting menu... just a long list of items to auto craft what I needed...

@aazombiealexa.k.acreeper1072

3 жыл бұрын

yea im sry to say that's how I still craft... #stuckplayingonmyipad

Now that chains exist,chainmail armor should NOT BE CRAFTED WITH FIRE.

@notqwertist5213

3 жыл бұрын

Then again, what's the point? Iron Armor is easy to get if you spend some time in caves.

@_marshP

3 жыл бұрын

@@notqwertist5213 because YOU CAN MAKE CHAINS

"Be Logical" Tools (excluding swords) are made using 2 sticks, but the handle is the size of 1 stick