“My first wife was made of butter.”

@jeromeglick

11 ай бұрын

1:21 Notice how his wife is the only slim person in this ad.

@SlyFoxStudiosInc

9 ай бұрын

Did he ate her?

@michaelchapline6960

9 ай бұрын

So she's Mrs Butterworth

@TheRokko66

8 ай бұрын

Beauty!

@iamnotafraid

8 ай бұрын

Brings a whole new meaning to "churning butter"

"You ever find yourself thinking 'Thus butter's good but I'm watching my carbs'" What... what butter have they been eating?

@EmeraldView

11 ай бұрын

😄

@aebisdecunter

2 ай бұрын

I guess, it was *carbonated* butter

@ShortFuseMan

Ай бұрын

*_*loads a 9mm*_* Sorry hun, but you’re not supposed to be asking these questions.

@jimtalbott9535

Ай бұрын

Yes.

Ever since I shifted to Country Crock my heart attacks have become far less consistent! :D

@DarkSun_

11 ай бұрын

how do you then know when to ask for help? It seems your future children just won't know when it happens then.

@user-fi9qo8lq3v

11 ай бұрын

Butter is actually far better for your heart than seed oils

@Legitimate123

11 ай бұрын

@@user-fi9qo8lq3v Source?

@user-fi9qo8lq3v

11 ай бұрын

@@Legitimate123 Look up how canola oil is made, hahahaha like the FDA/NCBI is going to put out evidence against it they care less about your health than you could ever imagine. Butter is made with cream, canola oil,Soybean oil,cottonseed oil,sunflower oil are made with solvents and the seeds theyre produced with are laden with PFA pesticides from third world countries with next to no regulation. And not to mention that if you consume soybean oil you're consuming a thousand times the isoflavones then you ever could in nature. And theres plenty of studies done showing the effects of large amounts of soy isoflavones on rats and mice producing all sorts of hormone disorders and cancers. I'll stick with the butter that doesn't need to be soaked in bleach/hexane and heated to 1000 degrees to not smell like rancid gutter oil. And if you know anything about chemistry distilling solvents is never 100% so you're getting trace amounts of those solvents in your oil no matter the processing.

@CMAC.1483

11 ай бұрын

Not accurate lol

Fat men running and smiling in wheat fields. I can’t get enough!

@donlarocque5157

7 ай бұрын

I took one of those happy edibles and went to the grocery store. Everybody was so fat I had to leave. I was laughing so hard.

@JZsBFF

7 ай бұрын

Country Crock porn, nohing like it.

@TheObeyMayhem

3 ай бұрын

@@donlarocque5157 It's disgusting to live here. I hate seeing fat people, I miss being in japan where everyone was thin and actually healthy... screw the FDA and their obsession with glucose in anything and everything. Why can't we just use real sugar like the rest of the world...

Here's a tip: you can put a popsicle stick in one end of the butter and put it in the freezer. Then you have nice cold butter bars to eat for those hot summer days.

@tapedeccard

11 ай бұрын

You’re from the south, ain’t ya?

@synthdriver8817

11 ай бұрын

Bruh wtf

@tapedeccard

11 ай бұрын

@@synthdriver8817 you think he’s joke but I’ve seen it. Little southern fatties with frozen butter pops is a real thing

@leotide1990

11 ай бұрын

hey dont hate it til ya try it, yall dont know what ur missin out on, aint gon hurt to give it a shot, cold buttery goodness

@tapedeccard

11 ай бұрын

@@leotide1990 rolled in Dixie crystal, makes it even better

Grab that vegetable oil. Country Crock get's churned in 5 minutes.

The endless images of happy fat men running through wheat fields had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

Fantastic. Country Crock has really helped those men slim down. If they get too much thinner they may need to increase their Dr. Pepper consumption.

@jeromeglick

11 ай бұрын

The perfect body type for way out yonder farm work.

@user-te7wc7lh4r

9 ай бұрын

Virginia Slims

I think he ate his first wife 😂😂

@TheCatBilbo

6 ай бұрын

He ate EVERYONE'S wife!

0:15 Okay but on a completely different note, look what adorable creatures A.I. has spawned. They look like a mix between a chihuahua, a chicken, and a prairie dog.

@mr.puddles5246

11 ай бұрын

Prairie Chihuachick

@amandahugankiss4110

11 ай бұрын

Those appear to be chicken cats. Good fucking eye, man.

@crunchworks22

11 ай бұрын

LOL, at 0:50 there appears to be a sack of feed that is also a chicken.

@MrStrikecentral

11 ай бұрын

What about the chicken / sea gulls at 0:42?

@EndsleyIV

11 ай бұрын

They look like little miniature alpacas 🦙

"butter is good, but I am watching my carbs" butter: has literally zero carbs lmao

"We're all health nuts here."

@badlaamaurukehu

6 ай бұрын

Country Crock is literally industrial byproduct waste last I checked. Real Men Eat Butter.

I'm so glad we live in the timeline where AI meme videos are a thing.

@gar949

3 ай бұрын

we are a fortunate generation.

As a child of the 90s, the biggest betrayal of my childhood is how much country crock my mom went through and had the nerve to call it "butter". It wasn't until I went to college that I even learned there was a difference. Butter is superior in every conceivable way. This may be a meme, but everyone who eats country crock looks like those people. That shit is a crime against humanity.

@bossdog1480

7 ай бұрын

Absolutely correct. Canola oil wasn't even eaten by humans not all that long ago. It was used for machinery lubricant, not 'food.'

@WileeC

7 ай бұрын

OMG !! You aren't alone in your betrayal. I have the exact same story of deceit and betrayal. It wasn't until I tried to bake something in my early 20s that I found out Country Crock isn't butter and does not produce the same results.

@jimtekkit

7 ай бұрын

Butter alternatives are the nastiest slimy shit, makes me dry retch. I'd rather put old axle grease onto my bread.

@hhaste

7 ай бұрын

Country Crock is the only thing my grandmother buys and she's as thin as a toothpick..

@tree_eats

7 ай бұрын

@@bossdog1480 Rapeseed oil has been in use with food for thousands of years and canola oil is merely a derivative with a lower erucic acid profile. Non food grade "canola oil" was never used in the context of cooking. Speaking of not being eaten by humans not all that long ago, next time you're buying vegetables and fruit I suggest you take note of what is being sold and look them up. Most of our fresh produce was largely inedible not all that long ago and only became popular after extensive generations of genetic modification.

These are genuinely really funny. When might we see more of the Dr. Pepper Invaders?

@Ohflipsnap

11 ай бұрын

Are there any Planet Pepsi videos yet? I find it weird there are videos for Planet Mtn. Dew & Planet Dr. Pepper, but not a planet for the company brand that controls those two. Unless both of those planets are existing within some kind of Galaxy Pepsi? I need more lore (and a refill)!

@JoshuaKevinPerry

11 ай бұрын

Rise of the Magna Phagus is on the sodaverse playlist

@C.J.G.

11 ай бұрын

Your paltry war between the Voltage Warriors and the Dr. Pepper Invaders will surely be silenced when our Lord Amp, the dankest God in the Mountain Dew Pantheon, returns to us.

@magnuskallas

11 ай бұрын

@@C.J.G. Remember the saying... Butter and Dr Pepper don't mix. Or that butter is thicker than Dr Pepper.

Okay, the wife needs a commercial from her angle of this whole butter thing.

@jeromeglick

11 ай бұрын

1:21 She's the only slim person in this entire ad.

@flannigan7956

11 ай бұрын

​@@jeromeglickbecause the guys in the commercial are fat guys

Country crock helps me get to where I need to go, I use it to slide along the floor like a sexy butter slug.

@rookiesru7271

11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣"sexy butter slug" OMG so great!

@D.H.1082

6 ай бұрын

I'd give 5 bucks to never see this comment again.

@badlaamaurukehu

6 ай бұрын

​@@D.H.1082Sexy butter slug.

Thank for for making this kind of satire, it makes dealing with the world on an emotional level much much easier

"Hey Honey, what about all that Vegetable Oil over yonder?" Haven't we all asked our significant other that question at some point 😅 And the music has nothing to do with margarine OR butter, but sets the tone perfectly. Round Cats and Chickens ftw

That is fricking hilarious- I have thoroughly enjoyed all your videos! Thank you for brightening my day! 😂

I dream of the day I can lose enough weight to go out and live like these guys

Where were these commercials when we needed them.

I recently saw these people shopping in every aisle at Walmart.

This one is next level fantastic 😂. Good job! Keep them coming lolol

I’ve just had an epiphany. This channel is both horrifying and yet hauntingly familiar to me. Then I realized this reminds me of my home state of West Virginia.

@badlaamaurukehu

6 ай бұрын

More like Brooklyn. You don't get out much?

@thecheese4255

6 ай бұрын

@@badlaamaurukehu Jokes on you, friend! We are officially the fattest state in the nation! So “Ha! Ha!”… I guess… Not to take anything away from the corpulent butter makers of Brooklyn

Finally, a channel that appreciates those of us who are big boned.

I swear if I had whatever AI software your using to generate these lovely chungus people, I'd be amused for hours making scenes up for my own enjoyment hahaha

Country Crock has got to be one of the most toxic things to consume, while butter is one of the healthiest and most nutrient dense foods available.

@chahahc

9 ай бұрын

The anti-fat/butter craze of the 90s and early 00s was amazing. Fat free milk filling the shelves, Silk launching their soy milk, Fabio I Can't Believe it's Not Butter ads airing every day.

@Name-de0nisius

9 ай бұрын

yes, butter is very healthy, if you want to clog your arteries and die from hypertension.

@kalashnikov1343

9 ай бұрын

Country Crock? More like a Crock of Shit

@0hypnotoad0

8 ай бұрын

@@chahahc The anti saturated fat campaign was insane, and the anti seed oil campaign going on today is an equally insane. The only known "bad" fat is trans fat, everything else is just food. I wonder if there will ever be a point where self appointed nutritionists stop thinking that edible calories will kill you - there are no hacks, cheat codes, supplements or "superfoods" that will make you magically healthier. If you eat a good variety of carbs, complete proteins, saturated fat, monounsaturated fat, polyunsaturated fat, sugars and starches that are present in you vegetables and fruit, and then you get a good amount of exercise, and you will live as long as it is possible to live. If you jump on every tidbit of grifter nutritional advice and spend every waking moment stressing about what goes into your body, you will definitely put yourself into an early grave.

@rc51rider300exc

7 ай бұрын

Butter nor any dairy is the healthiest anything it actually causes diabetes heart disease and cancer..... look it up it's fact!

Imagine if AI was sentient and it actually showed real pictures from alternate realities and other worlds without our knowing about it..

1:22 ITS HER!!

Country Crock County seems like a wholesome place.

Butter is already carb free/keto though... AI IQ 80

Pretty accurate considering country crock is made from sneed oils

this guy might actually be scouted by some advertising agency at this point

“Most Americans need diet water….Utah receives the best diet water, Texas receives the most”

I NEED THIS

i wish ppl could be so kind and beautiful like in this videos

...Bracing for the impending Butter War

Grandma was bending axel's

0:48 That guy really needs a Chevy Goliath.

Country crock can never make a masterpiece ad like this.

"My first wife was made of butter."

This was oddly beautiful lmao

I love this dong so much

my youtube algorithm is 50% fat guys made by AI"s in X commercial. and that's okay

I like these wild blueberries. They were that fat kid in school that always had the funny jokes that made the other kids laugh. They were always there to keep you company.

man I wish I could make my own AI memes like these

This one almost seemed to have a shred of sanity until they farmer claimed to have a wife made out of butter, that was the exact moment it became a Turbodong2000 fever dream we all have come top love so much.

“My first wife was made of butter” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wish i could give it two likes. Bringing your A game on this. I never expected a whole expanded universe for us to enjoy. Its like watching interdimensional TV. I live on Planet Reeses in the Peanut Cluster, and those dastardly Dr. Pepper raiders should not underestimate our might!

"My first wife was made of butter." 🤣🤣🤣

The pure happiness on display Perhaps the world needs a little more Country Crock

I like cheese

AI cannot comprehend the need for custom tailored jeans for some of these specimens

Brilliant! Painfully hilarious!!

Hilarious 😂. Dr. Pepper went hard, Country Crock went buttery soft. Crazy thought: Take things to the Z plane and do some Monsanto commercials next?

Country "Vegetable oil for industrial lubricant " Crock is what the cells mitochondria crave!

They forgot to include KingCobraJFS in the commercial he loves country crock.

It´s not a coincidence that Buddha sounds almost like "butter" !

This makes me want to go to Kansas for some reason.

*When they are running and laughing* 🤣😂🤣

@bighand1530

10 ай бұрын

😂

Sounds like you really have good names for things bro

These big men are happy, and down to earth. They just love butter.

@Moarmilk

8 ай бұрын

It’s not butter 😂

This boy has already eaten enough food to feed dozens of families in other parts of the world.

My God, that Granny completely ruined my trouser tent.

I will not be able to tell when these become real.

I'm surprised this hasn't hit a Million yet, this is funny on so many levels. What song is this?

I bet this guy cannot fin into his truck 0:48

These are like a time portal into a future America. Ok, not that far in the future, but still...

0:35 What a hell is going on? 😂

@jason11279

4 ай бұрын

Buttery bliss

They're so happy lol ...should get me some country crock

These chonky dude ads are great.

"Country Crock its a crock of.... yeah we almost said it"

butter is healthy - "margarine" and "seed oils" on the other hand is pure death

That dude @1:12 is definitely questioning his butter choices.

"Its better than butter" it's butter than better!

I'm so jealous of this beautiful world

he's one donut away from affecting the tide🐷

Well, as a new Carnivore diet guy, this add can kick my skinny ass.

AI has been traveling I80 through Nebraska.

This ad isn't lying to us, they are actually thinner, just look at them.

This warms my heart. Put some butter on it

Turbodong2000 was my nickname in high school

I can't believe it's not butter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are we sure this really is AI who made this? I’m skeptical as “Country Crock” was spelled correctly on that tub 😂

What a croc!

Honeslty.. if i had this playing in the background on tv.. i wouldnt be able to tell this was ai until i had seen it..

AWESOME!

This is how we see americans

I'm surprised how he stands on his feet 😂

its like a heavy cream fever dream

The first line of this video messed me up bro🤣🤣🤣

Glad we got to see the butter wife. Pruno

I need a version with the song only

I like a spoonful of mashed potatoes on my bowl of Country Crock.

0:09 this guy gives me "ultimate doujin author" vibes can't say why

"We just know men. Always have."

Load of ol' crock 🤣🤣🤣☕🍪😭

Don't forget to eat Country Crock with Dr. Pepper.

god damn, I love that voice