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@Curtis_R

3 жыл бұрын

@@jowenn hi

@Curtis_R

3 жыл бұрын

James can u count to 3

@TheNameITriedWasTaken

3 жыл бұрын

You been grinding these vids

@mcjones669

3 жыл бұрын

Hi James

@karterlg1062

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for all your great videos!!!

How to survive Countdown 1. Don't download the app 2. Be the cameraman 3. Be the Cameraman

@ciocisan

3 жыл бұрын

A smart one.............. finally

@omardelgado1835

3 жыл бұрын

Are we going to ask why the indominus Rex Lego on his desk? Edit: Forgot to put bootleg

@katfosseneuve5721

3 жыл бұрын

"What if you're the camera man in the found footage movies?" Become the camera duhh

@no_onehere2597

3 жыл бұрын

4.Be the killer

@Reddyicecream

3 жыл бұрын

No You be the camera!

These jumpscares are nothing compared to the microwave when you zone out

@axelnilsson5124

3 жыл бұрын

Where was the jumpscares?

@helencaherty9792

3 жыл бұрын

or the toaster

@justsomedude7138

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, at least my morning alarm wakes me up.

@izzywolflover

3 жыл бұрын

@@helencaherty9792 that jump-scare gets me every time

@mayoburger5163

3 жыл бұрын

@@helencaherty9792 gets me all the time

Just now I realized that Quinn got the "user agreement broken" notification twice when she acts to avoid her death, first by cancelling her trip, and second, by trying to report the would-be rapist. He wasn't going to stop after that kiss

@-JaggedGrace-

3 ай бұрын

I dont think she stopped his advances because of knowledge of her time of death. It’s implied that these events were destined, only knowledge of their time of death is what makes them avoid decisions that would lead to their intended death. But in that scene, she was only trying not to get taken advantage of. Also that scene was way off the intended time of death.

@user-mm8zq2gr1q

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, I don't think you're right there. He wasn't going to kill her.

How to prevent this whole movie: “Hey! I found this cool app that tells you when you’ll die!” “Nah bro I’m good.”

@kokonaharuka6512

2 жыл бұрын

Roll credits!

@Daymyan22

2 жыл бұрын

How to troll the audience after the credits: “Lol, bro I went ahead and downloaded it for you”

@excalfn

2 жыл бұрын

but it doesnt change that u die... it just tells u when u will die

@fnflyrics6585

2 жыл бұрын

@@excalfn yea but I don’t think a demon will kill you if you didn’t download the app and just let nature take its course

@tayloranderson7547

Жыл бұрын

Food this cool app that tells you when you'll die! Nah bro I'm good.

I like to imagine there's one guy who downloaded the app and figures that he can't die before his appointed time, so he constantly puts himself in danger and drives Ozhin absolutely crazy. Ties a boulder to his legs and tosses it off a bridge? Ozhin snaps the rope before it goes taut. Points a gun at his head? Ozhin jams it. Tosses a box of knives into the air over his head? Ozhin goes "Oh come on!" and deflects them.

@adammezza5362

3 жыл бұрын

That could be ty-fucking-rone (Tyrone) that actual savage.

@ameliebrownstein2047

3 жыл бұрын

I'd write about that

@ssingaporian

3 жыл бұрын

Did this guy just make a story about Florida man?

@anib8863

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssingaporian 'Florida man fucks with death, somehow still not dead."

@zammymynakersnackstbmoth

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There must be a button "Watch an ads if you want to extend 29 days for your life" somewhere.....

@oxitape1563

3 жыл бұрын

To be honest that would be the only time I’d want there to be ads

@heykarlnick3882

3 жыл бұрын

@Dylan Bundren its big brain time

@0cocoshines0

3 жыл бұрын

I'd watch 100 of em

@DerrylHopkins

3 жыл бұрын

What if we want ads to reduce it

@gracelonnett7765

3 жыл бұрын

watch this ad to add to your life

One question I have though: By downloading the app, is the demon then randomly assigning and deciding the point at which people die? Or, is the date and time already set in stone and the demon is just merely providing people the actual time? So basically is the demon causing their death, or simply providing an accurate time, only following up if they try to change it?

@brendancorey7831

3 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine it's a mix of both, basically saying you give some life to know when it ends.

@craigbaker593

3 жыл бұрын

When they search up their names to change their dates her sister comes up. Don't know if she has checked hers but if not then it seems already determined (despite the strange number of deaths among a small number of related people)

@HPGIRL1109

2 жыл бұрын

their death date and time is set in stone without even downloading the app. but the people who downloaded the app, and avoided their death because they knew exactly when they were supposed to die (like the girl in the beginning didn't get into the car with the drunk driver after realizing it lined up with when she was supposed to die, same with quinn cancelling her cemetery plans) then they broke the agreement and the demon comes for them so that they still die at that exact time, even if it's not how they were originally supposed to die.

@Incognigro.

2 жыл бұрын

@Xwiri So basically, it seems the majority of the responses are saying: The app gives the user their already determined date/time of death. When they will die is already etched in stone, the app is merely telling you “hey this is when you die, which is exactly x amount of time.” When the user attempts to avoid their impending death, the demon then informs them “hey, I see you avoided the events that would have lead to your death, that’s cheating.” The Demon will then come for the person personally and kill the person at the exact same time they were originally going to die. Only this time, it is in a different way by the demons hands. My question: I was basically wondering if when you download the app, whatever date and time you were originally supposed to die on… gets thrown out the window. So basically, your death date is blank. The demon would then (randomly I suppose) give you a new death date, let’s just say you download and open the app and the demon decides “screw it, let’s kill them in 3 hours”. Essentially, the demon has now given you a new death date. Then from there, if you skip/avoid it, it hunts you down and kills you.

@Incognigro.

2 жыл бұрын

@Xwiri what didn’t you understand

Why is no one talking about Dr. Cullen being in this movie? Iconic

@spacenebs6744

2 жыл бұрын

I knowww that’s what I was thinking

@GreatPoland1232

2 жыл бұрын

No one knows him

@spacenebs6744

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreatPoland1232 a bunch of people know him, whether they like it or not.

@dommiller9920

2 жыл бұрын

Who

@babyylexiee4642

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreatPoland1232 almost everyone knows him.. especially if you’ve heard about twilight💀

imagine being like, 80 years old on your death bed, completely forgot you downloaded this app, and just a few seconds before you draw your last breath, you get launched into the ceiling in front of all your loved ones because you didn't die at the assigned time.

@megsyworld

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@TwilightRogue15

3 жыл бұрын

That is an amazing mental image. Thank you for that. X'D

@airianna7626

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@whyatt2765

3 жыл бұрын

YOOOO😭

@FewToast

3 жыл бұрын

that would be epic

So, basically, this is "Final Destination, the App." With a demon added for good measure. Edit: I should have said something sooner, but I honestly didn't expect this much blow-up from my comment. Thanks. You all are fucking awesome. 😎

@vault-boycult2386

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I hope you don't use wind noises in there app

@miketheholiest

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah basically

@freedomrobbins1109

3 жыл бұрын

It's a final destination x bedeviled fanfic lmao

@ladycheezwizzthethird9531

3 жыл бұрын

@@freedomrobbins1109 27 minutes ago

@Repetitivestrain-of2zy

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget mmm drugs

"This feels illegal... I like it" is something Tom Segura would actually say. He's basically playing himself in this movie.

The sign on the floor to keep the demon out was a perfect plan after they proved that it works and ditching it afterwards was a huge mistake. It was the only certain thing that could save them and that they knew worked for the situation. All they had to do was not fall for stupid illusions no matter how tempting they might be. They could tape themselves to the floor or a chair or something to stop themselves from leaving it.

@-JaggedGrace-

3 ай бұрын

I dont even understand why it was tempting… they knew 100% fact it was the demon

@alyendragon4209

Ай бұрын

The demon could have killed them with a ranged attack, so I don't think it's completely foolproof.

@ninjdraw8305

19 күн бұрын

​@@alyendragon4209 problem with that is that he clearly had to rely on illusions to pull the guy out. He couldve probably thrown stuff at em if thats what you mean, but idk what he'd be able to throw to get a 100% kill. They def couldve gone back and stayed in the circle in the last like 20 mins of their countdown 😔

“You could pick something worse to watch” raves James A janisse

@minaashido4643

3 жыл бұрын

THIS COMMENT WINS SHSHSY

@jdrummerdd

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOOO

@zicogsoul6376

3 жыл бұрын

He isnt wrong. Ive seen the movie in theaters and it was boring tbh

@monado5937

3 жыл бұрын

Just watch Final Destination, mostly the same premise but better.

@zicogsoul6376

3 жыл бұрын

@@monado5937 final destination is thw way better choics tbh

The countdown app : Kills people Also people : *Rates it 3.6 stars*

@geezer2ma989

3 жыл бұрын

It’s fake

@BushVFX

3 жыл бұрын

@@geezer2ma989 um

@godspade9663

3 жыл бұрын

@@geezer2ma989 no shit it is

@naplockblubba5369

3 жыл бұрын

I mean to be fair, with all the people and bots who automatically rate things 5 stars, 3.6 is pretty awful

@Josuh

3 жыл бұрын

@@geezer2ma989 Suuure, and next thing you're gonna tell me is that the earth isn't flat smh people these days

Your videos are so good! Everything is very well structured and you also use humour very well! Congratulations!

@DeadMeat

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much! I put a lot of work into them.

@itzjackplayz3507

2 жыл бұрын

Damn he replied

So is no one gonna comment on how the sister's timers both ran out during the gravesite visit? My takeaway was the dad was planning something nefarious.

@donutlovingwerewolf8837

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, The Dad did it!

@RealHajimeHinata

2 жыл бұрын

Omg… and it works even better when you know that the dad is played by Matt Letscher, who also played Reverse Flash.

@michaeledmunds7056

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, a little weird that plot point never went anywhere lol

@kyoka1528

Жыл бұрын

I think possibly they were maybe suppose to die in a car accident possibly - which obviously didn't happen since the grave visit at the time of their expected deaths was cancelled. It makes sense really.

Y'know, the characters having very little time left makes sense for this kind of a film, but it'd actually be kind of interesting to have the opposite- someone who checks the app and finds they'll live for some absurd amount of time, like 300 years or something, and following them going mad in a bizarre deathless state for centuries.

@yaboideviin3240

3 жыл бұрын

that is actually pretty interesting, there needs to be a movie based on that

@JigglyBooties

3 жыл бұрын

or have them do some crazy ass life threatening shit because they think they're invincible

@badzi4200

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a Junji Ito story. The one where a guy goes to sleep and his dreams increases in length, first they feel like they last days and then years, then decades. It goes to the point where he's lived a whole life spanning a thousand years with his wife only to wake up again. You should check it out its super bizarre and disturbing and not that long.

@badzi4200

3 жыл бұрын

Its called Long Sleep

@walsh9080

3 жыл бұрын

There's a good film about an immortal man called The Man From Earth but its actually frustrating because it examines what a real immortal would be like. He doesn't know why he's immortal, he just has a best guess. People ask him questions about like Napoleon but he doesn't know because he wasn't in France at that time. As long as you don't age, I imagine that's how extended lifespans would go for most people. They'd just get on with stuff and forget lots of things.

Theory: This app was created to punish people who skip Terms and Conditions

@louietae9932

3 жыл бұрын

So basically everyone on earth lol

@aundersave

3 жыл бұрын

@@louietae9932 Oof... but not untrue

@samprada9298

3 жыл бұрын

ngl I always think of the south park episode humancentiPAD when I click agree on terms and conditions

@songbird6414

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not a demon, just a very salty developer.

@Dominator_0211

3 жыл бұрын

Human centipad

Allie was played by Jeannie Elise Mai who was a reactor for FBE. I love James' subtle joke at 2:30 about it which no one seems to be talking baout.

@yasmin2944

2 жыл бұрын

I just got that

@jackhughs941

2 жыл бұрын

He also made a joke about how the guy who played Matt, also playes paynekiller in black lighting, which he referenced right before his death

yo this is actually really cool,,, I love the concept so much! I honestly think it would make the story scarier if there wasn't a demon and every death just happened due to seemingly natural causes

*Slaps the roof of James* " We're getting so many hours of quality entertainment from this guy. "

@airqx2808

3 жыл бұрын

"i like your cut, j" *S L A P*

@enderwiggins8248

3 жыл бұрын

Truly

@gaminganimators7000

3 жыл бұрын

@@airqx2808 j? It's g

@MegaZero47

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaminganimators7000 They said "J" because of James.

@airqx2808

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaminganimators7000 yeah but it's james a. janisse

Courtney: I’m supposed to die in three hours so I won’t drive in a car to be safe Also Courtney: *walks home alone in the dead of night completely unprotected*

@axelnilsson5124

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I think it would have been more likely that she would freeze to death when walking in the night because if she had 3 hours left to live and would have died if she took a ride from her boyfriend the countdown would still go to zero killing her since the method isn’t specified that would make more sense than a demon connected to the app

@jesus_says_chill8688

3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely agree op. That begs the question, in that case, of which way to die is worse? Possibly being murdered and having a painful death, most likely from a stab wound, or a car crash in which there's a chance of an instant death? I would probably pick the car, but idk

@Jarekx2007

3 жыл бұрын

She made it home just fine.

@songbird6414

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jarekx2007 I mean lucky for her but it’s never safe for young girls to go home alone at night I mean come on

@Brass_Buckle

3 жыл бұрын

@@songbird6414 what about men huh?

I thought the death of the girl @ 17:17 - 17:20 was wrong until I noticed exactly when the time ran out she took her last breath. Incredible detail

I really love the angle in this Movie. Ancient demons utilizing Modern Technology and the carefree Nature of people to lure them into Contracts that forfeit their souls... pretty cool concept.

@pleaseshutup7053

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad the execution was disappointing the kill count made it seem more fast pace but it’s a really slow movie

It just hurts that the "User Agreement Broken" isn't consistently capitalized.

@ackrat704

3 жыл бұрын

Would've been better if the app constantly screamed or killed you nearly instantly if you "broke the user agreement", I thought it was dumb when the girl at the beginning just got lifted into the air and dropped

@cjwrench07

3 жыл бұрын

@@ackrat704 That would go against the whole premise/hook/originality(?) of the movie though. Think of it as Final Destination, but it’s not the the order, its the exact timing that can’t be broken. The demon breaking her neck is also like final destination, by making it look like either an accident or suicide to an outside observer.

Man I already miss that flopping fish that flopped away in the background.

@tjcrocker9515

3 жыл бұрын

Me too :(

@vitaminb5021

3 жыл бұрын

same, man. wonder if he had a name..

@dereketz

3 жыл бұрын

You are literally everywhere

@swapnavadey6096

3 жыл бұрын

Sad 😩

@barelyindie7091

3 жыл бұрын

Dude how many KZread videos do you watch a day lmfao

15:45 Clever Black Lightning reference there James

@doyaepya29thtarolizc8fchad2

3 жыл бұрын

Eyyy end game

It's so funny how Jame says "do you wanna build a snowman" because the main character played anna from frozen in once upon a time. I love the movie reference that only few people understand!!

@pat2rome

10 ай бұрын

I only got that one because I had already looked her up on IMDb to see why she looked familiar to me. Very subtle!

I love how the demon basically says, “If they’re not dead, drop em on the head.”

@Jesus-ht8uo

3 жыл бұрын

Idk orange sus

@donswald5752

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jesus-ht8uo bruh I saw u vent.

@Paradox-Casper

3 жыл бұрын

I dont know man... Red Was walking Sus

@thechickennuggetman951

3 жыл бұрын

I made this 200 likes

@TheIronManOfSteel

3 жыл бұрын

@Carter Wade sounds like something a killer would say!

Imagine being told you would definitely die if you went outside the circle and then proceeding to go outside the circle to comfort a demon vision of your definitely dead brother.

@richardpignataro211

3 жыл бұрын

Yea that was honestly the dumbest shit I’ve seen

@staysafe7271

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Spongebob

@lolawola6707

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t stay there forever anyways

@jamesbednar8625

3 жыл бұрын

Kind of like when the Corona-cooties first to hold of the world. Stay inside or you will die!!!!

@Wolfyone94

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeaaah.. I completely didnt get that one, and honestly, they wouldve both most likely survived if he had just listened

Is no one gonna mention how Doctor Cullen is in this movie?

@taylorbrocious625

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment like how did no one notice hahaha

@HLMZSMBL

2 жыл бұрын

@@kerry-leighreddy6120 yeah I heard that too but I just found it funny that the comment I read nobody really mentioned it

did anyone notice at 4:30 the guy in the purple drop his cake?😂

@Digimonisbetterthanpokemon

9 күн бұрын

Yeah what the Heck?

“Ain’t nothing stupid about no robot dinosaur” You dam right James haha

@spirithalloween6637

3 жыл бұрын

I own that actual dinosaur.

@jackattackanims8387

3 жыл бұрын

@@spirithalloween6637 the exact one in the movie? Or the same product?

@spirithalloween6637

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackattackanims8387 exact one. Screen used. I bought when they auctioned off all the items from the movie.

@bm_m4in215

3 жыл бұрын

ME GRIMLOCK, AGREE WITH PUNY HUMAN!!!

@adeel7556

3 жыл бұрын

Life hack: you can't legally die if the lights are on in your room and the killer has to ask you permission to turn them off

No kill counting app could ever compete with James. He’s the obvious winner Thanks for all the likes I’ve never gotten this much. And remember stay safe and healthy

@E4MB

3 жыл бұрын

just wanted to be the first to reply cus, why not

@minivoidd3496

3 жыл бұрын

@@E4MB I was just about to do the same thing but u beat me

@FewToast

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@jimmyayala6054

3 жыл бұрын

True

That “painkiller” line was clever as hell

@zachhale2815

Жыл бұрын

Because of the three days grace song.

@badassvamplover

Жыл бұрын

@@zachhale2815 Because the actor who plays Matt plays a villain/antihero named Painkiller in Black Lightning.

I'm pretty sure Kevins time went down because he changed how many years he had, therefore trying to avoid his fate- so much like how the others character time went down when they avoided their fate, his would then go down too. Although idk why it would go down so quickly compared to the other characters, probably because the demon was a bit preoccupied

This guys videos are so calming even though he’s talking about horror movies .

@Calebkkk.

3 жыл бұрын

Yea I just focus on his talking cuz its like ASMR

@mattyr6373

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr I HATE horror movies but can watch these

@oropesamedia

3 жыл бұрын

I found this channel when he first started doing the Friday the 13th series and I was in California away from most of my family and I always missing them and stressing but late at night I would binge watch this and for some reason it would really help

@Calebkkk.

3 жыл бұрын

@@charlieturkington1081 No it's his voice I can hardly tell of the music

@evanmbennett

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

"There's a youtube host for that. And it's me!" Honestly, there's just something about the way he says that that makes it seem so wholesome.

@maggielindsay8246

3 жыл бұрын

He is so wholesome☺️☺️

"anyone got a painkiller to give him." yea i caught that

@kai_bergfeld3903

3 жыл бұрын

sucks hearing that when the show didn’t get picked up either

That “Painkiller” joke was unpredictable🤣

One of the nurses is played by Tichina Arnold, Chris mom's from Everybody Hates Chris

@Farzee49

3 жыл бұрын

He said her name wrong. It's "TE-SHee-NA" not "TE-CHee-NA".

@DodoRibeiro-ts6po

3 жыл бұрын

@From a Bicycle seat She was also in the first Big Momma's House and the Wild Hogs movie which starred Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence and William H.Macy

@AlumiKage

3 жыл бұрын

NICE FACT BRO

@jaysmommy86

3 жыл бұрын

Like my comment if you ever watched everybody hates Chris

@lifeofizoki

3 жыл бұрын

And the priest is Ernie from George Lopez🌚

Imagine telling James when he was a kid, that when he is older his job would be to count how many people die in horror movies!

@iceborned2019

3 жыл бұрын

I bet he would be thrilled

@TheRealWoopSlap

3 жыл бұрын

It's sounds like a fun job tho making the script sounds like a pain

@adaon2282

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealWoopSlap it’s all fun in games till he has to cover shit like the purge

@TheRealWoopSlap

3 жыл бұрын

@@adaon2282 you're right

@rusty2304

3 жыл бұрын

bet he will start earlier

I like when James tells us about interesting projects someone in the movie has worked on

I could feel the pain when James said “All our favourite horror movies”

"Doctor Sullivan. Or should we call Doctor Centenarian?" James, he's Doctor Cullen!!!

@ravenvanwolfie9154

3 жыл бұрын

Sammeee

@satinelover4068

3 жыл бұрын

Hop in to look for somebody who cares

@Flo_etic

3 жыл бұрын

CARLISLE

@morgan3175

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@Curlister

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed!! XD

my parents: "its because of that stupid phone!!"

@LuckD7cky

3 жыл бұрын

For once they'd be right

@axe1447

3 жыл бұрын

The only time your parents will be right about that god Damn phone

@kingnormalxbox

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my lmao

@christiangomez5855

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Matt-ss1hd

3 жыл бұрын

"joined two hours ago"...how have you just gotten youtube

"All together now, Drugs! Mmmm" -Dead meat 2021

“damn elizabeth leil can't seem to get away from obsessive stalkers” PLSSS TELL ME THATS A REFERRING TO HER BEING ON “YOU"

@CAS12445

25 күн бұрын

it is!

So modern Satan is now digital and can get you through the app? Imagine a movie back in the 80's where killer 8 tracks or cassette tapes could harm you!!

@Venemofthe888

3 жыл бұрын

Satan got with the times

@ethanmiller1808

3 жыл бұрын

are you the new justin y? ive seen you every where yo! 😂

@alexgeorge7539

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that basically the ring?

@gerrard1144

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethanmiller1808 he's trying to defeat justin y. Idk why but i read justin y as justin yeeee

@TylerPCoyne

3 жыл бұрын

Time changes, and so does satan

Only in a horror movie can you figure out how the evil works, find a way to protect yourself against it, WITNESS it come for you and STILL fall victim to the oldest, dumbest trick in the book of a deceased family member calling you out from your safe zone. That death made me more irritated than it should have.

@dre3607

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@grfrjiglstan

3 жыл бұрын

Like in La Llorona. All the holy protection in the world can't save you from a sudden case of the dumb-dumbs.

@ebony8802

3 жыл бұрын

if i am finna die and i see my dead family tryna trick ''bish bye i never loved you''

@SpinelessJohn

3 жыл бұрын

Speaking facts over here

@dre3607

3 жыл бұрын

@@grfrjiglstan ong that’s what I thought about

I love these videos so much, especially because of his descriptions of the movies. Like, I'm not gonna watch countdown because I HATE jump scares, i'm too easily startled to like them. But it also introduced me to movies like Hereditary, which I love for its creepy vibe and cult background.

the boy with the ankles part absolutely terrified me when i saw the trailer. to this day i have to roll my ankles upwards randomly to reassure myself that they won't snap backwards 😭 it's like a habit at this point

this movie was made by apple to get people to read terms and contidions

@sleeptember

3 жыл бұрын

omg yes

@aweirdguyiguess1649

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@meta3953

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@gouverneur2001

3 жыл бұрын

Vanilla cream or cuttlefish?

@paigewilson-franklin2253

3 жыл бұрын

@@gouverneur2001 in what context

This movie is mediocre at best, but James’s commentary is always the best.

@User-ej3ei

3 жыл бұрын

This movie was hella bad, but I agree, yeah.

@Jebu911

3 жыл бұрын

good enough for 20minutes of entertainment

@e4unow421

3 жыл бұрын

Fact!

@dumbdead8835

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just rhyme best with best lol

@oofway2419

3 жыл бұрын

@Excelsior may I have some ham with some lamb

“Do you wanna build a snowman?” 😂😂

11:42 I just want to say thanks James so much for referring to us as our proper name instead of a gypsy.

I need a ringtone of James saying SHPOOKAY!!

@tore735

3 жыл бұрын

You can actually make one

@Master_Exploder5000

3 жыл бұрын

sHpOoKaY

“I’m gonna get the manager “ “Yeah go get him” “Hello I’m the manager”

@thegrimreaper1774

3 жыл бұрын

Its karens dream

@anasarabia8426

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm you right Karan dream

@anasarabia8426

3 жыл бұрын

Karen

@IoEstasCedonta

3 жыл бұрын

This is to small business owners what "in my professional opinion, he's nuts" is to psychiatrists.

@yourmemepackage4141

3 жыл бұрын

Karens worst nightmare

that moment when you realize that quinn is anna from once upon a time

“The Bible is like the ultimate graphic novel” 11:04 the priest whose name I do not know

Moral of the movie: Ignorance is Bliss.

@User-ej3ei

3 жыл бұрын

@Gl1tch K1d 💀

@GR8GUYNo1

3 жыл бұрын

nah, its read the freaking terms and service

@lanisechilton5992

3 жыл бұрын

Yuuuuuuuuuup

That whole *spins around* "Hi I'm the manager, can I help you" scene was my dream when I worked in retail. So many rude customers.

@CringeBeast

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I love it I'm the coo of my store, and my fiance is the ceo 😂 I can't wait to deal with someone like that

7:03 haha what a clever reference, good job James. That one made me laugh ngl

@joshdiedrick4786

Жыл бұрын

Was looking to see if anyone got lol

Lol I freakin love Tom Segura I’m so glad that was in here lmao btw just a random question- anyone else not being able to say dinosaur normally ever again because of both Jurassic park and the amazing James A. Denise’s pronunciation? James pls respond like my family kinda hate-love this and it is just part of my life now lmaooo

Scp foundation: “now this looks like a job for me”

@dragonboy8941

3 жыл бұрын

Scp: 1639-1 The app: the people who download it will show the day they died Scp 1639-2:the devil the devil is shown when the people countdown near death and killed people when the countdown says 0:00:00 Class: euclid

@bacteria6018

3 жыл бұрын

"Haven't had a break since 173"

@OfficialMale07

3 жыл бұрын

Get a MTF Task Force right tf now

@Sareza.

3 жыл бұрын

Its like Mal0 but do not do a mental damage but it does a physical damage.

@ducksquad8355

3 жыл бұрын

Scp 049 arrived at the hospital: Bruh everyone dead already

"How many jumpscares do you want in this movie?" Directors: "Yes."

@TylerPCoyne

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks mark!

@fellasleeplikethat7831

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks zuck!

@aidan5035

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing comment, Mark

"do you wanna build a snowman or something" lmaoo that reminds me that quinn actress actually played anna in the once upon a time series, "she just couldn't get away with obsessive stalkers" and she also played someone who got stalked

Countdown featuring the DCTV Cast Jordan Calloway- Black Lightning Peter Facinelli- Supergirl The Dad- The Flash

"Hello,I'm the Manager.." Should be Corporate AntiKaren Training 101.

@Taschip

3 жыл бұрын

That was honestly pretty funny

@illusi0n478

3 жыл бұрын

Can I speak to your manager

I just realized that you have to stop the demon with an anti-seabear circle.

@ColoradoSportsFan178

3 жыл бұрын

LOL LMAO SO DAMN FUNNY!!

@embercoral

3 жыл бұрын

Which begs the question...why didn't they just try the circle again, but with the victim tied down so they can't leave it?

@Zikuu_

3 жыл бұрын

NO NO NO, THAT'S AN OVAL, NOT A CIRCLE

@steelpump100

3 жыл бұрын

@@embercoral or they could have covered their ears while wearing blindfolds, or just headphones

@cococomil_lovefollowmeonin5508

3 жыл бұрын

How?-

Fells like a great concept, that a more experienced writer/director could get more out of. Hopefully Sean Anders will continue to get more opportunities to grow and make some incredible movies in the future

7 minutes in, that jumpscare scared the SHIT out of me and I almost fell off my chair

It's absolutely mind boggling that this entire movie wouldn't have even happened if everyone didn't have smartphones.

@noahdguitar1454

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm interesting Steve Jobs is the demon on the app

@AlarchyGaming

3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine a Boomer saying this

@stephenboley5758

3 жыл бұрын

Or just don’t download the app?

@Snufflelovesyou

3 жыл бұрын

Go away

@Derpichu

3 жыл бұрын

Boomer

App: you will die in 3 hours. Me: *kills myself App: no, this isnt how your suppose to play the game.

@crnpheonix2507

3 жыл бұрын

Wait.... That's illegal

@zero-zv4gj

3 жыл бұрын

Ant 909 satan and the grim reaper:tf? That’s illegal

@mellie3882

3 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough that's kind of exactly what happened

@gamebawesome

3 жыл бұрын

Game over

@kingkitty026

3 жыл бұрын

Proceeds to make you immortal until those 3hrs end

5:14 is actually perfect considering the main character (Elizabeth Lail) played Anna in a season of Once Upon A Time

who would dislike this this is awsome

They can’t go over the salt ring to grab you so here is my loophole. 1. Get a hollow hula hoop 2. Fill the inside with salt 3. Begin to hula hoop 4. Never stop

@ligmadodo364

3 жыл бұрын

your arms stick out over the hulahoop fam

@feodorawicked5014

3 жыл бұрын

@@ligmadodo364 Not if you don't have arms.

@ligmadodo364

3 жыл бұрын

@@feodorawicked5014 lmao yes this is indeed factual

@heartz4lix

3 жыл бұрын

@@feodorawicked5014 what if the hula hoop stops and you can’t pick it up because you have no arms 👁👄👁

@feodorawicked5014

3 жыл бұрын

@@heartz4lix Then they should've been practicing their hula hooping instead of studying when they were kids. Get those priorities right.

Funny that Isaac guy is in this movie because it feels like Final Destination: The App and less gory.

@parisgreen4600

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, it sounds just like a Final Destination movie, only without an opening disaster. I expected to see Tony Todd as the phone store guy.

the detail in this film is amazing, they even relax on 0 to show they actually die there!

ugh I love this channel, no matter how many videos I watch in 1 day this dudes voice gives me such a dopamine jump

15:40 Will nobody ask about the driver? Or at least how is the truck without a driver? Poor Drivers, always the protagonists we care about, never the drivers, especially the truck drivers.

@jeffreyluhnow9238

3 жыл бұрын

I think the big bad demon guy must be driving the truck. That or they just forgot lol

@renesitoo

3 жыл бұрын

The demon was controlling the car

@MrEgg-zb2nf

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreyluhnow9238 probably the latter

@arlo4707

3 жыл бұрын

on his way to isekai some more kids

@bangawa3441

3 жыл бұрын

lets just say its the demon cause it goes with the tale LOL let them slide this time

I like how much James has evolved over the years of this channel, before he just described the movie and kills and there was no emotion. And now he goes in depth with the movies and gives his own personal review of the movie and doesn’t hold back and it’s amazing. He gave this unique channel a better experience with his personality and I would like to thank him for making his channel so good over the years.

@angelac5628

3 жыл бұрын

Alec MacGillivray agreed

@deadpool1749

3 жыл бұрын

100th like! WOOOOOO

@TrymeBeach

3 жыл бұрын

I swore he did this one before

@alecmacgillivray7793

3 жыл бұрын

@@TrymeBeach what?

@legos710

3 жыл бұрын

@@TrymeBeach I’m sure he didn’t

Props to the guy at 8:04 who just did an amazing thing karen she deserves it

I feel like this movie tells us that we only have a limited amount of time to live and that we need to cherish our loved ones and live our lives to the fullest .

App: You're gonna die soon User: Oh okay, guess I won't do this risky thing Demon: STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

@kaeleighgoins475

3 жыл бұрын

STOP YOU HAVE COMMITED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE, WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?

@AlmightyPolarBear

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaeleighgoins475 Fus, RO DAH!

@alextheidiot7971

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlmightyPolarBear saw that coming

@A_Simple_Writer

3 жыл бұрын

Nice to know there's people who still remember oblivion and skyrim NEVER LOSE FAITH MY FRIEND

@bullymaguireneedsyourprimo6581

3 жыл бұрын

Just Final destination them

This is kinda like Final Destination, but with an app instead of premonitions lol

@user-du6sc8vl1t

3 жыл бұрын

Yea exactly what I was thinking

@axelnilsson5124

3 жыл бұрын

And a demon instead of a butterfly effect

@crnpheonix2507

3 жыл бұрын

@KJ Beast I meeeeeaaaaaan ye

@jamariirobinson725

3 жыл бұрын

They definitely share a theme of trying to fight your fate.

@michaelbooth2890

3 жыл бұрын

On the original DVD for Final Destination there was actually a death countdown in the special features. This effectively is a film based on a DVD special feature.

9:54 - _"Death, uh, finds a way."_

Satan: you callin’ me a liar? Quinn: I ain’t callin’ you a truther!

Son: "Mom can we watch Final Destination" Mom: "No son, Final Destination is too bloody, besides we have it at home" Final Destination at home:

@slightlyweirdkid-8999

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShockerTopper it’s a joke🤦🏻‍♂️

@angellopez5315

3 жыл бұрын

Tyler Bergen it was quite clearly a joke

@circusbaby7892

3 жыл бұрын

Final Destination characters don't contain BONES.

@ashentwo6608

3 жыл бұрын

@@circusbaby7892 bone are overrated

Haven’t heard of this one… I love that Dead Meat brings so many movies to my knowledge that I otherwise would've missed ♥️

@iisajudge5671

3 жыл бұрын

The real question is how did you not hear about this movie the ads were everywhere.

@tonka4626

3 жыл бұрын

How is tis 13 hours old? It just came back

@khakishark

3 жыл бұрын

@@iisajudge5671 exactly

@noheartjuno3204

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonka4626 Right😂

@smztiffanyz4939

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonka4626 I think he’s a channel member so he/she gets the videos earlier than everyone else

17:05 looks like she's not getting silent assassin

4:30 I love how the dudes piece of cake falls off his fork and bites into nothing XD

"let me speak to your manager" "sure let me get him" "hi im the manager" sound like anyone you know?

@lewisrobertson6798

3 жыл бұрын

Are you referencing that video of the Karen who cut a hole in their mask

@alt.egoistic

3 жыл бұрын

the chads from those Reddit stories in r/entitledparents

@honeybumblebee9274

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like my manager

@jukejointjezebell

3 жыл бұрын

That one lady from some assembly acquired?

So many deaths would have been avoided if people read Terms and Conditions .

@michaelrosadolanderos9818

3 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna start reading the terms and conditions on every app I download now

@silent_gaming9843

3 жыл бұрын

Bro it's the proof people don't read terms of conditions

@Rambix_Jr.

3 жыл бұрын

here you dropped this 👑

@jamescarstairs3384

3 жыл бұрын

No? From what I understood, the app tells you when you are going to die and if you try to avoid the situation where you could have died, that's when the demon will haunt you. But they all were meant to die right there anyway (see the first girl for example)

@williamtimonen6814

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamescarstairs3384 Yeah, If none of these people accepted the terms of conditions they would all have died at the same time just by different causes.

when the countdown app shows you will die in 3 seconds: 5:58

Love watching this during lockdown

These kill counts are sometimes better than the movies. XD James is a gift.

@mr_hannya

3 жыл бұрын

I know right I'd rather watch this then the actual movie

@notadecimal6753

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr_hannya or you can’t afford the real movie

@no_name8612

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@raitsuki1986

3 жыл бұрын

I knowww Also I watched the trailer and I’m glad he’s making some kill counts from movies that came out really recently (invisible man, babysitter killer queen etc)

@zaxx-pubgmobile8966

3 жыл бұрын

@@notadecimal6753 tbh I rather watch these killcounts then the movie

“Oh you want me to get the manager hold I’ll go get him give me a sec... hello I’m the manager” I’m dead 🤣💀

@screamzsmeanz4526

3 жыл бұрын

Countdown predicted the karen

@yart8596

3 жыл бұрын

@@screamzsmeanz4526 😳😳😳

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