We need him as the Prime Binister

@osakanone

Ай бұрын

PRIME BINISTER! PRIME BINISTER!

@bigbadbith8422

Ай бұрын

Right out of the park!❤

@davidrutter3192

Ай бұрын

Brill

@BigAli81

Ай бұрын

Superb dad joke 👏👍🏻

@superspecky4eyes

Ай бұрын

I don't know, I heard his policies are a bit rubbish.

You get my vote for thames water policy alone!

@chriswood7794

Ай бұрын

Yes, I think this will be a genuine vote winner for CB. This and the policy to bring back Ceefax.

@riftenthievesguild3210

Ай бұрын

Doubtless. The most evocative policy we've had from a politician since the founding of the NHS

@jboydayz

Ай бұрын

If I lived in London, then I would

@Rob-ik3fd

Ай бұрын

The regimes attempt to collect protest votes outside the uniparty. You can tell as its painfully unfunny, just like everything else the BBC have ever done.

@MrMarinus18

19 сағат бұрын

Compared to some of the wacky stuff you see from MAGA in the US he seems downright sane.

Unironically the most trustworthy and mentally stable candidate of them all. You've got my vote Count Binface!

@tap1799

Ай бұрын

Sad but true

@CarysCantDance

Ай бұрын

Metally stable.

@monteceitomoocher

Ай бұрын

Agree 100%, and his policies hold water!, pun intended, plus as an added bonus he looks suspiciously like a robot from a very old puppet sci fi series called space patrol.

@dbz9393

Ай бұрын

Most mentally stable and honest londoner

Love the fact that legally they HAVE to do this on BBC One, the flagship of the British Broadcasting Corporation. Completely agree with making Thames Water have a swim in the Thames.

@friktionrc

Ай бұрын

It’s nothing new - they used to do it with Screaming Lord Sutch of the Official Monster Raving Looney Party.

@Trek001

Ай бұрын

@@friktionrc And still do come the General Election

@Bloodlyshiva

Ай бұрын

It;s not just Thames Water you want to hit, though. There's lots of subdivisions and sub-companies you also need to hit to get the message through.

@James-ju4gj

Ай бұрын

that's what a state news channel should do in a democracy

@a1white

18 күн бұрын

Did you see some of the other candidates? Binface is correct, when you look at some of the others standing Binface looks quite sensible. Actually I’d take Binface over Susan Hall, any day.

"I'm not naming names... but I was able to fill out the application form correctly" 😂😂

@Ro99

Ай бұрын

*cough cough* -Lawrence Fox…- a former actor who has changed his career and will reclaim the island

@PercivalBlakeney

Ай бұрын

​@@Ro99 Now, now… language like that is only going to get us demonetised. … demonised quite possibly though.

@danh555

Ай бұрын

@@Ro99as opposed to someone who wants special EU status 😂 Tragic and desperate

@jakedhale

Ай бұрын

YOOOO, WE GOT THE SAME PFP

@jakedhale

Ай бұрын

RAINBOW EARTH ON TOP!!!!!!!!!

Count Binface has won my vote! No other candidate comes close. Binface for Mayor 2024

@xander1052

Ай бұрын

unironically due to my (rather mild) dislike of Khan and my sheer hatred of Hall, between the remaining sensible candidates I only have Binface and Blackie, and I'd rather a galactic senator over the Liberal Democrat manifesto, even if it means that we do have to pay galactic taxes

@SpiderPigggg

Ай бұрын

MAKE LONDON GREAT AGAIN 2024

@Moshimulations

Ай бұрын

@@xander1052 BinFace or Workers Party for Britain, whoever is on my ballot paper will get a vote.

@raypurchase801

Ай бұрын

@@Moshimulations I'd happily vote for Vlad the Impaler, Darth Vader or Satan himself providing he stops Khan.

"making Thames water bosses take a dip in the Thames" all of a sudden, he didn't seem so crazy when he said that...

@fluffolzilla3154

24 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@Grizabeebles

3 күн бұрын

Reality has only become more absurd as time goes on. The fact Count Binface is starting to sound sensible should be *terrifying*

For the first time ever, I am considering casting my vote into the bin.

@ClayMann

Ай бұрын

Well count binface clearly has had no training for this but I guess.. he'll pick it up as he goes along. Some call him the rubbish mayor, I think he's pretty good. I tried to think of more bin puns but they were a load of rubbish.

@bhvillaman4401

Ай бұрын

​@@ClayMannthat was wheely good mate 😂

@matttrevers2552

Ай бұрын

@@ClayMann he'll trash the opposition.

@heinzie5

Ай бұрын

I refuse to vote for any other candidate

@Cs1231.

Ай бұрын

@@heinzie5all I know is you’ll be casting your vote into the bin by voting for the other candidates for sure 😂

why am I standing? because I don't yet have a seat. missed a joke there.

@FeedsNoSliesMusic

Ай бұрын

Took the words from my mouth!

@Tailspin80

Ай бұрын

I think that’s what the term standing means… duh.

@ImFeelingWavey

Ай бұрын

blown my mind a little bit there

@bhvillaman4401

Ай бұрын

​@@Tailspin80no shit

@Tailspin80

Ай бұрын

@@bhvillaman4401 Sorry, where’s the joke?

It takes a bin to clean up a mess.

Count Binface vs Lord Buckethead is the PMQ's this country truly needs for the next 5 years.

@jonahtwhale1779

27 күн бұрын

20 years ago Australia almost had Abbott and Costello! Tony Abbott became PM but Peter Costello just missed out a few years earlier! They were separated by a bunch of comediens - Elmer Rudd, Julia the Witch!

@Pope_Rural_I5184

24 күн бұрын

Count binface is Lord buckethead

@tom6526

24 күн бұрын

Lord buckethead regenerated into count binface according to the official lore

He's not the intergalactic space warrior that London deserves, but he is the intergalactic space warrior (and Ceefax fan) that London needs.

@cymikgaming1266

21 күн бұрын

*anor londo

@tristanband4003

12 күн бұрын

Anything other that the Tories or anyone further right a field.

Count Binface seems the most competent of the candidates

@danthemanwhocancan5263

Ай бұрын

I concur 🧐

@neilfranklin5644

Ай бұрын

Yeah but going by his voice he sounds like John major,

@fullstackweebdev4855

Ай бұрын

That’s not a high bar in all fairness

No spin, just Bin. Top receptacle.

_It's amusing that his satirical character sounds rather sane when compared to other candidates. Can you imagine if you were the 11 candidates that got beaten by him?_

@themightyalpaca313

Ай бұрын

I’d probably quit politics all together and retire to live my life as a hermit. The embarrassment of being beaten by this guy would be far too much to bear.

@SC-tl3px

Ай бұрын

​@@themightyalpaca313 ah, yes, but you forget - politicians are utterly, utterly shameless.

@0Clewi0

11 күн бұрын

To be fair some of those 11 where joke candidates as well

@JackdotC

6 күн бұрын

@@0Clewi0 yeah, but some of them weren't.

@0Clewi0

6 күн бұрын

@@JackdotC Sure, just saying it wasn't all the 11 of them feeling that way.

You are badly needed in America as a realistic 3rd candidate for President. The sensible candidate.

@peteryoble9227

Ай бұрын

May I suggest Mr. Vermin Supreme, if you aren’t already familiar with him and his most excellent pony-centric platform?

@saccorhytus

Ай бұрын

no, he’s ours

@dimsoneill

Ай бұрын

@@peteryoble9227 I’ll have to look him up. Sounds like my sort of raving looney

@danielwerner1415

Ай бұрын

Robert Kennedy

@elitefencer777

Ай бұрын

Middle America will never go along with it. Not because he's foreign, but he's been down on Saudi weapons sales in the past, and as the OTHER major arms exporter, it'd hurt a lot of sectors.

Pulling for you from across the pond!

@Mostie-ev7oh

Ай бұрын

Yo same. I believe in you Binface!

@dumaass

Ай бұрын

Don't know which pond you're across, but same.

@Astra2

Ай бұрын

I think I'm across a couple ponds, but same.

@Mostie-ev7oh

Ай бұрын

@@dumaass Texas. That’s my pond.

@roughwalkers

Ай бұрын

What are you pulling 😂

When we needed him most... he returned! Full support for his stance on Thames Water! 👍

This is possibly the most compelling manifesto ive heard from an extraterrestrial politician since boris johnson

@CryWillus

Ай бұрын

You're saying you found Boris Johnson's firehose of falsehoods more compelling?

@joshp4582

Ай бұрын

@@CryWillus If you switch of your brain and choose to believe the things he says I suppose it could have been worse.

Please vote for him

Totally missed opportunity on the part of the announcer to refer to him as the 'bindependant' candidate. I might not live in London, or the UK, but you got my vote!

@KC9UDX

Ай бұрын

These days only illegitimate votes count, anyway.

@DylanSargesson

Ай бұрын

The announcer has to be accurate and impartial so wouldn't get away with that.

@dbptwg

4 күн бұрын

He used that in his pitch, the announcer didn't want to steal his thunder

Sensible policies for a happier Britain!

@Jaceric2

Ай бұрын

I see what you did there. Got to love a BlackAdder reference

@jensonkiin3678

Ай бұрын

@@Jaceric2 I was hoping at least someone would get it.

@TheMightyHellfish

Ай бұрын

It would only be sweeter if it was actually Hugh Laurie "in the bin"...

@freddiesmagic6370

Ай бұрын

Anyone else think the voice sounds a bit like Ade Edmonson as the Red Baron though?

Thank God I'm finally able to vote. No more £5 croissants for me.😁

@tonyatthebeach

Ай бұрын

Mate that actually makes a lot of sense

All hail Count Binface!

@paulineashcroft1485

Ай бұрын

Seems a bit binister to me.

Bindependence day is possibly the funniest thing I've heard in ages. Genius!

Thames Water policy has my vote, my good sir count Binface!

There is something that brings glee to me every time count binface appears. I both feel sorry and happy that the bbc news has to show it in its entirely without laughing. Good policies, will vote for binface

The only reason I would live in London is so I could vote for Count Binface.He's the only candidate who actually has policies and doesn't just criticise everyone else standing.😊

We're at the point where I'm starting to believe the "novelty" candidate would probably be a more grounded and reliable option than the actual politicians. Not a Londoner, so I can't vote for you, but I do hope you win. Would shake things up at least and be a strong statement on the undesirability of the other candidates.

Even if you did absolutely nothing else as mayor That Thames water policy would be the greatest thing to happen in UK politics for a while

@Kakarot64.

Ай бұрын

If he ever gets to be Prime Binister he needs a policy where MP's must baptise themselves in the Thames every time they go against public interests.

How can he be independent when he has the entire intergalactic empire behind him?

@ModernPict

Ай бұрын

this is my worry also...

@m4z805

Ай бұрын

Binface is secretly a Sith. (Still has my vote tho)

@twozup1098

Ай бұрын

He’s bindependent not independent. Two different things. I think.

@tomfinney3416

Ай бұрын

ssssh your not supposed to say the quiet bit out loud ,,,

fitting candidate to deal with all the rubbish lying around on the seats in both city hall and parliament.

He’s got my vote and as a jock 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I can’t even vote for him. You Nigel’s need to vote this guy in. Please god someone start a social media campaign!

Loved the dig at that muppet Fox about filling in forms correctly 😂

Why stop at Mayor? Downing Street could use someone with this level of intellect!

@iamrocketray

Ай бұрын

Bintellect! Get it Right!

Count Binface For Mayor!

@stijnvandamme76

Ай бұрын

For President !

@dumaass

Ай бұрын

@@stijnvandamme76 Straight up just leader of the world.

@Tess_Tickal

Ай бұрын

@@stijnvandamme76 Binface for God!!!!

Hope he gets the position. Better than anyone else

"Thames Water bosses get to dip in the Thames" - sounds cruel but convincing

@Bloodlyshiva

Ай бұрын

I suppose it depends on whether they get medical treatment afterwards. Do we want to make a point or do we want them dead?

He's definitely getting all my postal votes.

He’s a class act. I would encourage all those eligible to vote to vote for Count Binface.

Lets see if we can get 420 votes this time, what a triumph that would be for British democracy.

After the last 5 years, its not like he's any crazier.

This is why I love British politics. Theres so much variety and it isn't afriad to take itself not very seriously!

We need him on Question Time. I might actually watch it.

Pew, I thought he would campign on conquering and enslave Londoners like most intergalactic candidates would.

@outofideas42

Ай бұрын

Smh binface has gone woke. Cant even enslave all of London these days.

@233Deadman

Ай бұрын

No, that's the Tory manifesto.

@markh10001

Ай бұрын

Too late, its already happened.

@peterrenn6341

Ай бұрын

I for one welcome our new refuse receptacle overlords

@SS-zz4pi

Ай бұрын

​@@peterrenn6341- 😂😂😂 They'd do a far better job than the current shower of miscreants!

Best thing to be seen on the BBC in years I’d say!!!

Brilliant stuff❤

You know, it's scary that this is the most safe and sane choice for London mayor when compared to Kahn. If I could vote in Londons mayoral race. Count Binface would have my vote. He seems the most down to earth candidate running. And he is exactly what London deserves.

@VloggingCastles

Ай бұрын

I mean London deserves Khan by the makeup of it. You get the goverment you deserve. If your too weak to fight and stand up and push back this is what happens. Tho I do think he'd be way better ofc

@Mgameing123

Ай бұрын

Khan is bad because he is controlled by the Tory government which wants to try make him as hated as possible.

@Ceaseless_Watcher

Ай бұрын

So well informed on the record of the London Mayor you can't even spell his name. He's from Tooting not Berlin you dunce.

Binface for Mayor!

I’m supporting you all the way over from Ohio! Binface must be mayor!

I’m a fucking American and I would still vote for you. Count, you’ve earned yourself a vote! (Though, I’m unsure how much my vote counts, seeing as I’m in the US…)

Did he say d-d-DEMOCRACY???? HELL YEAH!!!! 🦅🦅🦅

Count Binface is not the mayor London deserves, but it’s the one it needs.

Bindependence Day? I love it. This silly bunt has got my vote.

Honestly sounds like a great change. Rooting from across the pond.

The only one who ISN'T lying to us!

Wish I was local enough to vote you into office 😂

He’s got my vote, he’s genuinely not the worst candidate.

@herculeholmes504

Ай бұрын

This is literally true. ..Correction: Litterally true.

@Tess_Tickal

Ай бұрын

He's genuinely the best and only candidate.

As long as he promises weekly bin collections ..... I'm in!

An upfront manner with no ulterior motives nor allegiances to think of -- immediately the most trustworthy vote of the election

You put all those other Counts (sp?) to shame! I’m with Binface. Epic!

How do we vote ?? Dang it... I don't live in London so can't help... I am in the UK... wish all of the UK could take part... Heck, I travel there for work a few times a month !! And the current Mayor is a git bag... and he doesn't have a CEFAX page !!

@MightyElemental

Ай бұрын

Wouldn't make much sense to have the whole of the UK vote for a London mayor...

24,260 votes and you beat Scanlon so badly the police want to talk to you about assault and battery charges..well done.

It says it all when this fills me with the most confidence in any form of government since I was born.

If I was in London, considering the state of UK politics, I'd give this guy my vote. Better to risk the evil you don't know, than the evil you do.

@AbuHashemPSC

Ай бұрын

That made me chuckle, and then I thought about it for a bit, and then I realised you made a very perceptive and important point. Some of our politicians have shown that they are truly evil.

@gavblack

Ай бұрын

@@AbuHashemPSC we need to deport you

@sUASNews

Ай бұрын

I can't see him being evil, but tinny perhaps, odd bit of rust

@ArmourGX

Ай бұрын

Ironically he seems more mentally stable than most politicans, probably less of a wildcard if anything.

@AbuHashemPSC

Ай бұрын

@@ArmourGX The truly tragic thing is, he can’t possibly be any worse than some of the, er, personalities currently in the House of Commons.

lol… love it! Takes me back to my youth when the Monster Raving Loony Party first ran!

Big support for Binface from the US. BINFACE 2024

I really hope Laurence Fox was offended by this, it's funny when he's offended he always overreacts. Thank you Count Binface for a good laugh, unfortunately I'm not a London resident so I can't vote for you.

GO GET EM COUNT BINFACE

Excellent! Sensible policies for a happier Britain!

I’m gonna rent a place in London for a month just so I can vote for him. He really sees eye to eye with me and my ideals

if i lived in london i would vote for count binface

Get this bin in office.

@kang1527

Ай бұрын

Good idea! There's no bin in our office, crisp packets all over the floor. So he's badly needed, I'll vote for a bin.

@thesandwich5321

Ай бұрын

@@kang1527 You can feel happy in the knowledge that I just choked on my tea because of you

In our time of need, he returned. 🙏

2024, when this is genuinely the most sane and trustworthy candidate. I only wish I lived in London (never thought that before!)

COUNT BINFACE FOR PRIME BINISTER

Binface for London Mayor!

Bindependence day goes hard 🗣🔥

best candidate yet, and that's no joke. Probably the least corrupt out of any of the applicants

I didn’t believe this was real but it genuinely is

@kerrystringer3369

Ай бұрын

He appeared on my mayor's election voting form, so 100% real

@poiujnbvcxdswq

27 күн бұрын

The UK has a long and proud history of taking the piss out of the political scene. Screaming lord such and the monster raving loony party were a staple of the general election until his death..the really bizarre thing is some of the monster raving loony party manifesto plans got implemented..lowering the voting age from 21 to 18, allowing commerical radio stations and pet passports were all originally monster raving loony party pledges that actually happened.

Count Binface really gives off Vermin Supreme vibes 😂

@michaelsnedker5446

Ай бұрын

No way, he's way more coherent, equally as awesome, but many times more coherent.

London Bridge should be renamed ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’ 💦 #ThamesWater 😂😂😂

If I had to vote for him or Susan Hall I'd vote for him every time.

Naming a bridge after Phoebe Waller… oh that's good. That's really good. 😁

vote this man in now

As a Canadian I'm not sure why youtube recommended this video to me but I wish you the best of luck with your campaign.

I just love these bindependent candidates. He has my vote.

Bindipendance!

Bindependence day! haha! Brilliant

Thank you for the free PR he thinks, that's 5000 votes extra.....................

Got my vote mate! Better than any politician I’ve seen in years!

I LOVE THE PARLIAMENT I LOVE THE CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY I LOVE THE ROYAL FAMILY RAHHHHHHH LONG LIVE THE COMMONWEALTH 🇦🇺 🇦🇺 🇦🇺 🇦🇺

@cantin8697

Ай бұрын

I LOVE ALL MY MONEY GOING TOWARDS A FAMILY WHICH IS ALREADY RICH WHILE EVERYONE'S FIGHTING FOR MONEY GOING TO THE VULNERABLE (E.G. DISABLED & POOR) TO BE CUT BECAUSE APPARENTLY _THAT'S_ WHAT IS WASTING OUR MONEY 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

@arjunbais1

Ай бұрын

all I hear is "I Love Big Brother.. I Love Big Brother.... "

@poushie1233

Ай бұрын

@@cantin8697 Doesn't the royal family contribute a lot of money to public services and add to the economy with stuff like tourism?

@asherroodcreel640

Ай бұрын

​@@poushie1233no

@asherroodcreel640

Ай бұрын

​@@poushie1233where you think they get that money from

I thunk one day John Major may in fact be our prime Binister!

Binface sounds like every Star Wars animated character

If I lived in London and I could be arsed voting at all, you'd get my vote!

Sensible policies for a better London. Certainly better policies than most candidates.

makes more sense than that guy in charge of Scotland

Please run for No10. Coz i do not want to waste the vote.

I'm not even from London, but would vote for you in a heartbeat

This is clearly the best candidate. His policy on croissants alone has my vote. I've just been informed I am ineligible to vote as I live in Wiltshire.