Thank you, algorithm

@78625amginE

7 ай бұрын

Lol sometimes it works

It's not easy crafting a foreign language joke that most of the audience will get. Brilliant stuff.

@the_grand_tourer

7 ай бұрын

Starting to realise he's definiatly not Vanuatan, a true genius.

@quinnreilly7681

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, reminds me of Eddie/Suzie Izzard. Very impressive.

@scottgleeson4905

7 ай бұрын

It helps that almost all English people learn basic French in school. And that was VERY basic French.

@joeasher2876

7 ай бұрын

Eddie Izzard did a great sketch almost entirely in broken French for a non French speaking English audience and it was brilliant.

@seansmith1405

7 ай бұрын

@@scottgleeson4905 I don't know any French, but I thought it worked well because all of a sudden he said "full Irish breakfast", and I felt like I retroactively understood the jist of everything else just with that context.

As an American, I would be offended about him calling us fat and stupid if I understood what he was talking about and wasn't so tired from eating my big lunch.

@Dr-Weird

7 ай бұрын

As a American I didn't get the joke.

@irandude1655

7 ай бұрын

I can understand as a well travelled American, other countries often equate Americans as Trump, MAGA Followers which means, Fat, Stupid, Christian Family Values Straight men caught sexually assaulting other men, very loud, poor and ill mannered. It is a universal reputation outside of the USA. Of course so many Americans that never left the country will never know that.

@ripdbtpoo1441

7 ай бұрын

​@@Dr-WeirdDear Doctor; It doesn't matter! There are people who make you laugh, not so ? So laugh at them ! Never mind Dara !

@Dr-Weird

7 ай бұрын

@@ripdbtpoo1441 hehehe

@coalkey8019

7 ай бұрын

Why did I hear this in the voice of Philip J. Fry?

Love him being all "Uhh, what do you Parisians call a baguette shop?" To speaking in fluent French like he's Eddie Izzard.

@hannahk1306

7 ай бұрын

Not quite fluent" he kept saying "je veux" like a small impatient child instead of "je voudrais". Although maybe that was the character he was aiming for 😂

@danvernier198

7 ай бұрын

Nah, Eddie Izzard actually speaks French. Dara, well, what he says is not technically wrong per se, but the pronounciation is horrid and the directness of the phrasing makes it unnatural and impolite.

@johnmunro4952

7 ай бұрын

"impolite"? So perfect french then? 😂😂😂

@seamusoflatcap

7 ай бұрын

​@@johnmunro4952That deserves lots of likes.

@josephinemonahan915

7 ай бұрын

He’s a Gaeilgeoir...fluent in the Irish language🤩

As a Swede I'm highly offended, it's us who are shite at small talk.

@RannonSi

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, you tell him!

@user-ob1oi7kn2w

Ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅 Swedes 😅😅😅😅😅😅 fuck

@romansdump

15 күн бұрын

​@@RannonSi he's trying, but he's shit at it (?

@RannonSi

15 күн бұрын

@@romansdump Heh

A full Irish breakfast inside a baguette is fucking amazing.

@alanrossiter6626

7 ай бұрын

It's simply called a Breakfast Roll. If you're very hungry you can upgrade to a Jumbo Breakfast Roll.

@robertdavidson8028

7 ай бұрын

you eat enough and you'll have an amazing heart attack too!

@thehellyousay

7 ай бұрын

@@robertdavidson8028 ooooh, a full on Scottish breakfast on a baguette, then. Deep-fried to prefectio-😳😲🤪 ... n ...

@typacsk

7 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, *we're* supposed to be the fat ones ;)

@dianacfleming

7 ай бұрын

If you can get it inside a baguette, it only counts as a sandwich. @@typacsk

Good laugh to get me through Friday afternoon. Thanks. Being Dutch i watched it stoned obviously 😂😂

@robertdavidson8028

7 ай бұрын

only on Friday?

@AncientActivist

6 ай бұрын

Being an old hippie, I watched it stoned, too. Dang, he talks fast!

@GBfanatic15

6 ай бұрын

is that what he said? I couldn't understand that bit XD

@maryhurley5884

4 ай бұрын

😅😅😅

People always say the French are arrogant and rude, but I found them to be quite polite when I visited from Australia. Especially the way they would usually make some attempt to mask their horror and quickly switch smoothly from their native tongue into English, in an effort to stop me from continuing to butcher their language with my 2-terms-of-high-school-back-in-1995 level of pronunciation, shockingly confused verb tenses and crazily mixed up masculine/feminine nouns.

@patricialewis1464

6 ай бұрын

Yeah- but - you definitely not European. We just live hating each other. We’ve been at war with each other for thousands of years. Enjoyed every minute of it 🤣

@frndofbear

6 ай бұрын

Everyone was very nice to us in France, except one waiter who we absolutely UNINTENTIONALLY pissed off when we only popped in his restaurant for a dessert. LOL

@LogitechXibanga

6 ай бұрын

they are arrogant rude and disgusting, just like the americans even their gastronomy is disgusting and have lots of rats on turist areas, french waiters are also very rude to costumers you can see their true self on the streets burning other peoples cars rioting looting stores and so on, they taught that to the americans when they help them with their independence, those bastards..

@JakobusVdL

5 ай бұрын

I learned when I visited France as a college student, that the easiest way to get on with French people is not be English. As soon as we put the Saltire on our backpacks people were open and helpful.

@chockydog6960

5 ай бұрын

I agree. I really enjoyed France 🇫🇷 and the French. High school French didn’t help “ où est le crayon? le stylo est sur la table” was 100% useless to me

What a day to learn that I'm rampant and well-read 🤣🤣

Dear Dara, thank you so much for starting the official KZread channel. Your humor is universal. I've shown your stand ups to many different people and they all laugh the same out loud on all your jokes.

This man always makes me laugh to tears. I wish I could see you live, but thanks for posting here! 🤗

@LogitechXibanga

6 ай бұрын

you have an easy laugh it seems

@WhatfaceRoberts

6 ай бұрын

@@LogitechXibanga Not really. It's partially his delivery, his fast-speaking style, the faces and body gestures he makes, partially the absurdity of it all, but mostly how right (albeit in an.exaggerated fashion) he is. In comedy, it seems to me, the ones who are the funniest have a razor-sharp perception

@WhatfaceRoberts

6 ай бұрын

of the absurdities and strangeness of life and people's behaviors.

@LogitechXibanga

6 ай бұрын

@@WhatfaceRoberts ok you have an easy laugh it shows

OMG that after credit outro - I forgot Dara is human and he can age too. Miss your live shows!

@vangroover1903

7 ай бұрын

The whole COVID thing really hit the MegaBus industry hard.

In the 19th Century, the British Foreign Service had a manual that did exactly as Dara is describing as a primer for traveling officers. 'The Chinese are polite, sly and unethical.'

@AxR558

7 ай бұрын

You wouldn't happen to recall what said manual was called as it sounds like it might make for an interesting read?

@francisbtube

7 ай бұрын

When I taught English at a University in China I was told I couldn’t do much about Students cheating during tests because it generally wasn’t considered unethical. This was in 2003

@vangroover1903

7 ай бұрын

@@AxR558 The Occupation era US Army Manual For Japan is endless comedy. It was on the web in the late 90s, in one of those old style PDF files.

@Pax_Veritas

7 ай бұрын

Hit the nail on the head with that one!

@ianshaver8954

6 ай бұрын

The Chinese are still sly and unethical even today. Just look at their building practices.

Saw him live a few years back. Much of his act was ad libbing and the audience were actually rocking with laughter. Brilliant.

My jaws are currently aching🤣. What a great bloke and a great audience too

I think it's high time Dara had another trip to Australia.

@remnantsofNikki

7 ай бұрын

Maybe after Long Beach, Ca, 😊please

I got a minute into this and I am in TEARS laughing so hard

Can you get a full breakfast baguette anywhere in Wales. I can eat it as I drive along at 20mph.😂

I get the feeling a lot of what he says is of the moment, not rehearsed at all. When you work with an audience as part of the show you have to be on-the-spot creative. I love this man.

Saw him in Dublin yeats ago. He is absolutly briliant. Really really funny and interesting. One of the worlds greatest Comedians❤

Great crowd. The audience is almost as funny as he is.

This is brilliant stuff and i woulda laughed my ass off. Am German tho.

@Pax_Veritas

7 ай бұрын

It's good that even after losing Two World Wars you can still laugh. Chin up Fritz!

@martialme84

7 ай бұрын

@@Pax_Veritas I was built 84. I didn't lose no wars, brother. Nice try tho.

@h2ojr1

7 ай бұрын

Germans are....

@jonathanmorrison2225

6 ай бұрын

A German who laughs? Never heard of that 😂😂🍺🍺🍺🥃🥃

@timbirch4999

7 күн бұрын

​@@Pax_VeritasAre you American?

I decided to go and do duolingo and chose French... thank you Dara because of this skit I got a pretty good score for knowing about "boo -lingerie" I also enjoy watching the news to check for the countries that were mentioned!

Funny guy, glad this video popped up! Thanks for the post!

Ah mate, cracking up at 3am n trying to be quiet for my neighbours 😂

An absolute master of crowd work

Just make shyte up about people; that's what we should do !!😂

This looks like a good game for after the Christmas dinner and a few dry sherries 😅

Beaucoup de baked beans.

Finally you came out with a KZread channel. Please please do some more standup. Unless you are already doing it and I am living in a box in Singapore

I LOVE YOU! Need to watch you once a day to keep my mood up :D LOVE FROM TROMSØ NORWAY! (the latino land ;) )

Thank you Dara!

Sensational.

Having just been to Vanuatu I can confirm that they are not at all vacuous, they don't in fact use vacuums at all but prefer to sweep out their huts with coconut fronds.

The funniest part is that Tongans are quite large on average & have a culture of respectful ethics

@LeoDragon34

7 ай бұрын

I don’t think those were random comments. I’m guessing he knew that. He’s one smart cookie.

@sixstringedthing

7 ай бұрын

Respectful and ethical they are, but I still wouldn't want to piss off a Tongan or any of his family/mates/community.

@joemagnus5085

7 ай бұрын

@@sixstringedthing well duh.

He was like a fun uncle on Taskmaster

Bring it on Dara-miss you, love you!💕🇨🇦

Loved it.. Thanks!

I grew up in Swaziland and fought in a war against Angola….

@Halinspark

7 ай бұрын

How's your small-talk?

@nealjroberts4050

7 ай бұрын

How angry were they?

@busylivingnotdying

7 ай бұрын

Do you guys still answer to the name "Swaziland?"

@wimaazikiwe1308

7 ай бұрын

Bro .....I moved to Swaziland 3 years ago

@wimaazikiwe1308

7 ай бұрын

​@@busylivingnotdying yea we do, we are still adjusting ourselves 😅

*[EDIT]* So... only learned about Dara a few weeks ago. Absolutely AMAZING Comedy!!! Even ordered 3 DVDs, which I should get sometime in October, i.e. regular postage from UK to Canada. Several comedians are funny, but Dara takes it many levels above the norm, while completely engaging his audience. I would LOVE to see this gentleman live, only I fear I would PISS myself laughing!!! So, so funny!!! *My Dara DVDs:* [Edit] 1) Dara O Briain - Craic Dealer (Live 2012) 2) Dara O Briain - Live at the Threatre Royal 3) Dara O Briain - This is the Show 4) Dara O Briain - Talks Funny (Live in London) 5) Dara O Briain - Crowd Tickler (Live)

@Relativecalm2

7 ай бұрын

I have pissed myself laughing and it was worth every drop 😂😂😂😂😂

@terryhayward7905

7 ай бұрын

Not just a master of comedy, Dara has a degree in mathematics and theoretical physics from University College Dublin.

@zakarmstrong4502

7 ай бұрын

If you want a fun bit of Dara in a different situation, this was wonderful: kzread.info/dash/bejne/h35qx9qac5jYqag.html&ab_channel=Natala

@blackcat3785

7 ай бұрын

welcome ,you finally found hilarious,hope you keep watching him...from one fan to another

@Dr.Bong_

7 ай бұрын

Then you may want to check out a show called “mock the week” which he is the host of. Absolutely brilliant show, the older the episodes the better.

When I saw the title - What British People Really Think Of Americans - I didn't expect an Irishman.

Seen him live in Derry. Unreal!

@user-qw8cs9bi5d

7 ай бұрын

We Irish are Very Funny People. Best In The World.

@dalenesbitt2491

5 ай бұрын

I'm from Donegal lad 😂

Brilliant work!😅😂🤣😆👍

Well done!!!

I LOVE this game. Irish: Drunk. Smell like cabbage. Sweeeeeeeet.

there is life after whose line.....i mean mock the week thanks for the early morning laughs dara

Every country has its stereotypes... you just dont know what they are to *their* neighbours 😂 I'm sure Croations have Slovenian stereotypes and Nigerians have some for Angolans.

@velapjaca

4 күн бұрын

Damn right we do 😂😂😂

His French is very good.😊

Loved your gig in Kristiansand! 👍

Brilliant free styling Dara.

"Cork!" 😂😂😂

I’m entertained that the American bit was what they used to title the video

One of the Americans should have bellowed "LOUD!" after the fatness was established.

@timbirch4999

7 күн бұрын

They're doing that in the comments...

Still love that routine. 😂

What's great is the audience interaction throws in some random and it's like water off a duck's back.

Ah yes 2017 zordon loves Dara

Thanks for the info on Vanuatu. 😄

Loving this

I did subscribe, like and now I'm commenting about it.

Comic Genius!

" ah those vacuous pricks" lmfao

Loved your comment billyeveryteen!!!!

mmm, love getting served decade old content I've seen 12000 times before, yay!

More funny clips!!!

As an American, I thought we were ugly.

@AlbertaGeek

7 ай бұрын

Uh, no - that's just yourself. Sorry, dude, we all thought you knew.

@williamjones7163

7 ай бұрын

@AlbertaGeek I was visiting West Germany in 1985. I went on a picnic outing with my sister and her family. Before we went home, we did a quick pick-up of garbage in the area. I found Budwiser beer cans. In Germany, the only people who would drink Budwiser and throw the cans on the ground were American service members. That's when I found out how ugly Americans could be no matter how handsome they were.

Un full Irish breakfast 😂😂😂😂😂

Ver funny! 🤣😂😅👍🇺🇸

I followed him throughout "Mock The Week"

@chele277

5 ай бұрын

Hope you never got a restraining order for all that stalking 😉

Not only did I laugh but learnt new words, ftw.

Bring back mock the week

5:40 Has this audience member been on TV in some capacity? He looks very familiar

...avec beaucoup de Baked Beans! 😂

Ireland's answer to Robin Williams

Fun fact: Swaziland does not even exist anymore. It's eswatini now....

And here was I thinking an Irish breakfast was a potato with bog butter.

I'm an American and agree that many of us are fat and astonishingly stupid. Nevertheless, I love watching Dara when I can catch his stand up and other shows. I miss him on Mock The Week!! 😢

@LogitechXibanga

6 ай бұрын

when you say many you ment to say almost everyone, dont forget that a man over 90kg and 1.80m tall is already consider fat,when you say an american is fat the reallity is that he is already morbid obese

@jonathanmorrison2225

6 ай бұрын

He may be drunk and carrying on. The Irish are always drunk and pissed off😂😂😂

Very clever dude comment from oz.

😂😂😂😂😂

A full Irish breakfast should include a Guinness!

@eoinj3929

6 ай бұрын

Naah, the real Irish breakfast is 2 Panadol and a mug of coffee.

@hidemehere1

3 ай бұрын

Guinness is Japanese for feck sake

Speaking of obscure countries, I wonder what they would say about Canadians. Polite and apologetic?

@dylancobalt7807

7 ай бұрын

We love Canadians, what do you mean an obscure country, Canadians live here and the tourists are lovely! Some of the best tourists in the world we do feel bad that their accent sounds similar to the scummy Americans though

@user-bu9ju5ic9h

4 ай бұрын

“Polite and apologetic” that’s up a notch from when it used to be “boring”

The Angolan Flag has a Machete on it. Sounds pretty violent to me.

😂

Hope he did this americans bit on his recent tour of Canada.

@mrquirky3626

7 ай бұрын

I saw him last Thursday in Calgary. He didn't do a lot of American stuff but he did joke about how we Canadians are starting to invade the UK now that there's apparently a new Tim Hortons in Birmingham.

@fryeday

7 ай бұрын

And here's me thinking, "I wonder how @NewMessage has been doing, I haven't seen them comment on KZread lately. I hope they're taking care of themselves, getting enough to eat, that kind of thing." Only to see you condoning this tired kind of American bashing. I mean we deserve it, but I somehow expected better out of you.

The people of Vanuatu are "up to their knees in water". I've always put Vanuatu as my country of residence when asked on the internet. They seem to have few content prohibitions and no one would find me if they started looking there.

@Nostromo2144

7 ай бұрын

Micronesia...even better! ;).

@yankinwaoz

7 ай бұрын

I like it. I’ve been to Vanuatu. So I could at least fake some passing knowledge of the place v

@mikemondano3624

7 ай бұрын

@@yankinwaoz Ah! So you are the one!

A full Irish baguette that's just a posh bacon butty

🇦🇺 so accurate

Wait a baguette shop isn’t just called a bakery?

@Maerahn

7 ай бұрын

At least nobody yelled out 'Subway!' That's what I was half-expecting.

@tokeeriksen2425

4 ай бұрын

Boulangerie is just the French word for bakery, so yes.

Would Egyptians be described as mummies boys

Je voudrais une baguette de full Irish breakfast s'il vous plait.

@romanrob

7 ай бұрын

KZread wants to translate this

Fun fact for some of the people in the comments The British people are the citizens of the United Kingdom, the British Overseas Territories, and the Crown dependencies. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland If you are northern Irish you are infact British

@dylancobalt7807

7 ай бұрын

He's from Dublin so not infact british

😀😃😄😁🥰Dara, Good afternoon from Lismore, NSW.🌏 👍👍👍👍🤣😂I listen to everything you record.😀😃🥰 PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING.🤣😂👍 ⌛13th & 14th April 2024⌛ - We are having a field day - 🌞Bi-directional Charging - 🌞Battery Electric Vehicles & Renewable Energy,🌏 Lismore Workers Sports Club.🌏

there's a reason no one ever says "Let's go for Irish"...

The audience said that....

Suddenly realised that during my recent to Ireland the full breakfast crepe was something completely comically wonderful

We expressed our concern about British opinions about 250 years ago!

@jonharrison9222

6 ай бұрын

And take a long, hard look at the present state of you. Case closed.

@itookallthenames

5 ай бұрын

And more recently heheh. Doing a bit than the English at the moment tho

If I were an American I would put the burger and donut down and punch him for calling us fat.

@benjaminminty9602

6 ай бұрын

May have trouble getting off the couch to do it.

There is a LOT of people who dont understand comedy watching this. The comments are nearly as funny as the show!

I’d be annoyed but as an Irish person I’m too annoyed with the lack of alcohol and shamrocks in the pub

This is quite the incorrect title summary of the content.

I can take the accent, but the speed...!