With the Double Cicada brood this year it's the perfect time to debut "Cicada, Cicada"

@dahawk8574

13 күн бұрын

Cicayda, cicahda. Seth was more than a year ahead with his play.

@prenks23

13 күн бұрын

With promo tie-in McCicada sandwich!

@dire_5

13 күн бұрын

@@prenks23 The McCicada is back!

@theblurredlights

13 күн бұрын

@@dire_5 you mean the NEW McCicada is back? 😉

@Tao_Tology

13 күн бұрын

" -Cicada, Cicada- Cicada!, Cicada! "

Seth: tells us for months Corrections ends at episode 100 Also Seth: why didn't episode 101 get more views!? And he calls US jackals

@guaposneeze

13 күн бұрын

The new McJackal is back!

@Tao_Tology

13 күн бұрын

Because episode 101 was clearly a trap.

@shigekax

13 күн бұрын

Idk why you've ever trusted corrections would stop at 100

@LindaC616

12 күн бұрын

🤫🤫🤫 don't tempt him to tell us that ever again

@nancyharrison9686

12 күн бұрын

We were simply jackals -made in his image

Was the all-cabbage diet why Hitler was such a sour kraut? (you can't say you did notsee that one coming)

@anarchion2141

10 күн бұрын

I did nazi that coming.

@KatySueWho

8 күн бұрын

Bravo, Someone’s Dad. Bravo. 👏

@wlhabib

7 күн бұрын

That joke is collecting social security.

You may not think the difference between North and South Dakota is important, but the difference is very important to your dog.

@Backwardspajamas44

11 күн бұрын

⬆️Funniest thing about corrections 102

@singingsunflower9000

11 күн бұрын

Is that a joke about the lady who killed her puppy or is there actually some law difference regarding dogs?

@Sourabh_Bhartiya

11 күн бұрын

@@singingsunflower9000 about governor kristi noem, the wacko that killed her puppy.

@appollyon666

10 күн бұрын

I think it is the caliber of the jokes that makes the difference.

@kendomyers

10 күн бұрын

I'm imagining dogs running for the border with Kriti Noem hot on their tails

Correction - The McWolf cannot be "a new McDonald's sandwich" and also be "back."

@CraigMader

13 күн бұрын

"My anaconda dont want none unless you got buns, hun!" Sandwich got "back."

@Zahaqiel

13 күн бұрын

Unless it's back from the future.

@ninjalectualx

13 күн бұрын

Or unless it's from the back of the animal

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

Or unless the animal in question was brought back from extinction to eat

@LindaC616

12 күн бұрын

Marty McFly meets Teen Wolf. Michael J Fox inception​@@Zahaqiel

I love how this segment is equivalent to a casual Friday in an office of 14 people.

@fimbulsummer

12 күн бұрын

I got beers

@anro7137

12 күн бұрын

At about 2:30. Too late to start anything and too early to leave.

Never thought I'd laugh out loud at hearing the words "murder-suicide." This is the power of Corrections.

@sempressfi

12 күн бұрын

Same, was expecting a joke about one of them, maybe sometime like holding a grudge and it's the weirdest most surreal things but also makes sense. Seth is great at that and at the comedic version of a jump scare which is what he did do with it 😂 though I guess a murder suicide is kind of the ultimate grudge :x

Opening with an inside joke about a staff member, that draws huge laughs but is not in any way explained, followed by 2-3 more inside jokes - this is 99% of the reason I never miss Corrections.

@sherinameless1618

12 күн бұрын

If you ever miss an ep, it will be the one where he explains who Chazz is, and what he did that week; and where he tells us the deal with the black ring. I think that the fear of missing out is the first stage in full-blown Corrections addiction.

@anro7137

12 күн бұрын

The black ring. I had forgotten to look that up.

I do not work at Late Night, but I did work in 30 Rock until my role went fully remote about two years ago. Some months after that, I went into the office and dumped the entire contents of my desk into an IKEA bag which I then took home and stuffed in a closet and forgot about. At some point in the subsequent year and a half, I discovered and then worked my way through every single episode of Corrections, finally catching up last week. Today, I needed to find something in that IKEA bag, and while digging through it I found a stack of those early pandemic era "This area has been cleaned & disinfected" signs that the cleaning staff used to leave on our desks each night, and which I kept to use as scrap paper. I had completely forgotten that this was the origin of the Corrections notes, and for an appalling moment it felt like Corrections had somehow invaded my home and hidden itself in my bedroom closet. Truly unsettling. It is pretty great scrap paper though.

@LE-te9vx

12 күн бұрын

That's amazing!

@anro7137

12 күн бұрын

Love this story.

@phelan_pt

8 күн бұрын

Are you now making Corrections at home? Is it as good as store bought?

@emmastory

8 күн бұрын

@@phelan_pt well now I need to find out

@neebs929

2 күн бұрын

Loving jackal learning the backstory detected.

PRODUCTION NOTE: Celebrity Baby Teeth definitely needs a "Previously On" full recap from the week before.

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

Oh excellent point!

@richerears1024

11 күн бұрын

Also, you should read the entire preface so we have the full context.

@xamishia

11 күн бұрын

Maybe only if a sentence is broken Seth should read its start?

@mcjtlr

11 күн бұрын

I don’t comment much but I’m commenting to agree because I forgot about it 😂

@dondrbeto

11 күн бұрын

I just went back to episode 101, to get the context for Celebrity Baby teeth, and realized this is just a sneaky trick to jack up the view count for older episodes. Wake up Jackals!

Epony-mousse is when you give your name to a dessert.

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

No only when it’s named after certain ballerinas from The Nutcracker

@EH23831

11 күн бұрын

Ba doom tish! 🥁

@pasde2

9 күн бұрын

Eponym-mousse

@phelan_pt

8 күн бұрын

I missed that one when Seth said it, thanks for clarifying

the stupid "preface" joke about how "you shoulda seen his face" was what got me this time

@snr0n

13 күн бұрын

Yeah, I'm not proud of how hard I laughed at that one!

@davidknightx

13 күн бұрын

Oh thank god I'm not the only one.

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

Oh oh oh, finally after reading two comments I got it: ‘pre-face’! I’m not sure the joke makes sense

@sparkythancztwise

12 күн бұрын

@@betsiecleworth5853 if you're unsure of whether it "makes sense", don't read the comments, rewatch the performance of the joke. 13:06 - *13:13*

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

@@sparkythancztwise k… *feeling all the resentment of a teen caught out reading the Cliff-Notes and being told off to go do their homework properly*

8:30 Thank you Seth, for referencing my *crickets* joke from yesterday on “Seth Repurposes A Joke A Jackal Sent In As A Carnac The Magnificent Punchline!”

@sherinameless1618

13 күн бұрын

Seth needs to start paying you!

@razzledazzyl

13 күн бұрын

@@sherinameless1618 Much like Seth, I don’t do it for financial cause. I do it for the applause from all those Jackal paws.

@Tao_Tology

13 күн бұрын

​@@razzledazzyl 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 🐾🐾 🐾🐾 🐾🐾 🐾🐾 🐾🐾 🐾🐾 🐾🐾 🐾🐾 🐾🐾 🐾🐾🐾

@sherinameless1618

12 күн бұрын

@@razzledazzyl And for the laughter of the children. Those poor, sad children looking for their dead puppy. Anyway, great joke, and I loved Seth's presentation.

@razzledazzyl

12 күн бұрын

@@sherinameless1618It was Carnac the Magnificent! What’s not to love? 🙌🙌🙌

“Off licensee ballet place” I love corrections so much.

@keldaogg2157

13 күн бұрын

Kinky's ?

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

Mate, I don’t think that’s a ballet place

@Rechanmole

12 күн бұрын

@@keldaogg2157 Nah, PIroettes

@PaulMcCannWebBuilder

12 күн бұрын

Fun fact: the strip clubs in Windsor, across the bridge from Detroit are often referred to as "The Canadian Ballet".

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

@@PaulMcCannWebBuilder there we go, now it all makes sense

The ballet joke was on point

@ChelseaLloyd

12 күн бұрын

En pointe! 😂

@mistifa2908

5 күн бұрын

Good one!

Hearing Seth say "See me next week" has given me reason to make it thru another work week. I'll be looking forward to episode103 from now until then. xo

It’s really important to know which Dakota you’re in (North or South) when you bring your dog!

@swapshots4427

13 күн бұрын

Good one.!

@appppppplecrumble6601

13 күн бұрын

👏

@Rohinthas

13 күн бұрын

Very good! 👏

@emilyking9558

13 күн бұрын

This is especially true if your dog looks like Frisbee. #teamsamberg

@Rechanmole

12 күн бұрын

Your dog certainly cares!

Who else stays up late to watch these rather than wait until Friday?

@jinstinky501

13 күн бұрын

You can watch these on Friday??? :)

@elaexplorer

13 күн бұрын

Well it's only 9:30 here

@RandomTrek84

13 күн бұрын

I guess I stay up late for the “corrections” part of late night.

@stefanhoimes

13 күн бұрын

It's 12.30am on the East Coast.

@jpe1

13 күн бұрын

Me, although it’s Friday in my time zone 😉

"Schumacher was so embarrassed"

@Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus

10 күн бұрын

Well either there was one tooth too many, or one of them broke in half. I'm betting it was the former, and done just to mess with the jackals...😂

I love the seamless accent switch from Jersey to German. "We're going to destroy it for entertainment...with a hammer." Klaus! Get in here!

“You should have seen his face” deserved a way bigger laugh

The preface/face joke went nearly undetected but I loved it. Corrections is a hopeful beam of light in my existential gloom.

So...I was listening to the CBC radio up here in Canada the other day... the show was called "Commotion". They were discussing John Mulaney's "Evrybdy's in LA". The guest was saying how innovative it was and how there wasn't any innovation in late night shows. To which I thought, "You haven't seen Corrections". Then she complained how innovation needs financial investment and networks weren't willing to pony up. To which I thought, "You REALLY haven't seen Corrections." 🤣 Perfect as always. 😘

I love that he brought up the Doug Jones's comment and then just left it there. Not even a hint of "google him" even. Its beautiful.

@alisonponce8337

11 күн бұрын

I still don't get why he wasn't nominated for Pan's Labyrinth or The Shape of Water.

I'm surprised you were supplied with safety glasses for the answering machine but not after all the near misses with the pencil.

@nomadpurple6154

13 күн бұрын

😁😁😁

Btw, thanks for the googs today on A Closer Look. It's the little things like that which help keep us in this cult.

@prenks23

13 күн бұрын

I genuinely exclaimed, "He gave us the googs!"

@u98626

13 күн бұрын

we all want ‘em

@markm3346

13 күн бұрын

@@prenks23 Me too!🤣

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

I also exclaimed it, then felt obscurely bad since ‘g**gs’ sounds like an as yet unallocated but grossly offensive racial slur

@neebs929

12 күн бұрын

Best cult ever.

That wasn't a "ballet place" Seth went to. It was the "Cirque du Dismay"

@alanbaker9750

12 күн бұрын

Correction : Cirque du désarroi

@sigil8386

12 күн бұрын

I assumed it was Kinky's

"You shoulda seen his fess" killed me

I just wanted to let you know that late last year my sister and I were talking about Strike Force Five. She didn't know all the co-hosts names and kept referring to "the old one". I thought she meant Colbert or John Oliver, but no. I asked if she meant one of the guests, like Jon Stewart or David Letterman, she said "no, the old one." She then Googled Strike Force Five and showed me a picture of Seth. If it helps at all, we're Australian and Seth's Australian accent is terrible enough that no further retribution is required.

@EmpyreanLightASMR

13 күн бұрын

Adorable story 😂

@brackienewton8215

12 күн бұрын

Haha if your comment doesn't wind up somewhere in episode 103 I'll be shocked.

@MountainCry

12 күн бұрын

"Seth's Australian accent is terrible enough that no further retribution is required." 🤣🤣🤣

@singingsunflower9000

11 күн бұрын

Thats way too funny i cant decide if i hope its true or not to save Seths feelings 😂

There are some (certainly not me) who would point out that an eponym is the person a thing was named after, not the thing itself. So Pavlova (the dancer) was eponymous, but Pavlova (the dessert) is not.

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

This needs up voting. Top Jackal-ing

@canadaclaret

12 күн бұрын

Good point.

@SF-vj7er

12 күн бұрын

Actually, I think Seth is right, under the second definition below: “a name (as of a drug or a disease) based on or derived from an eponym”

@teacherdkennedy

12 күн бұрын

You could say Pavlova’s eponymous dessert.

@teacherdkennedy

12 күн бұрын

Because eponym is a noun and eponymous is an adjective.

I have a fever. The ONLY cure is more Corrections!!

The length of time to think of a chicken part😂😂😂 just woke my husband up!

@welshworrier

13 күн бұрын

He was thinking "waddle it be"

I feel like it if was sealed in a mayonnaise jar, it would be "Hellmanntically" sealed.

Correction: The Declaration of Independence was adopted by the Continental Congress on July 2nd, not the 4th. It was publicly announced on the 4th. In fact, John Adams wrote Abigail later that he expected July 2nd to become our great national holiday.

@stefanhoimes

13 күн бұрын

Also, 2026 will be the semiquincentennial, if our species makes it that long.

@jessehammer123

13 күн бұрын

Ah, I’ve been beaten to it. :)

@maxhuibregtse4319

13 күн бұрын

Correcting the correction: Independence was declared on the 2nd, which was why Adams thought that would be the holiday. The text of the Declaration was adopted on the 4th, so that was the date on the original printings that went out to the public + got cemented in the popular consciousness. Seth was absolutely correct in his phrasing. Additional information: Independence wasn't actually unanimous until July 9th because New York was late to the party. The embossed (read: fancy) copy of the Declaration was signed by most of the signers on August 2nd, but some of the signers were elected after that. Thomas McKean may not have signed until 1783. In later years, when McKean was trying to prove he did sign, Jefferson's government issued a statement saying everyone signed on the 4th + McKean was senile because they were already so committed to the myth of the 4th of July.

@boombox05

13 күн бұрын

Also, it wasn't a murder suicide

@craigslist6988

13 күн бұрын

​@@boombox05yeah right G-man, we know the turth

Safety giggles was such a cute bow to put on this gift to us! 🎁

I worked as a copy boy for quite a while. It makes me giggle a lot to think about some awkward weirdo, walking in and expecting naughty stuff, and only seeing rows of printers and office supplies. 😂

@SimonMoon5

12 күн бұрын

When I was a kid, I was kind of scared to go into Kinko's because of the name. Yeah, everybody said it was just a place to make copies, but then why was it called Kinko's? There had to be something kinky going on in there. Eventually, I got over it and made lots of copies there, but as a kid, the name was intimidating.

While everyone else breathlessly awaits the next chapter of Celebrity Baby Teeth, all I want is Taylor’s diss track response to Mandolin (Seth’s version).

@UpstateMediaNY

13 күн бұрын

If that comment survives and outlives us all, there will surely be some future reader who will read it from start to finish and be completely baffled by its forgotten context.

@Tao_Tology

13 күн бұрын

​@@UpstateMediaNY Almost all of the current human culture and experience stored in digital form will not last any significant time.

@jonathanreilly5354

12 күн бұрын

Every segment of Celebrity Baby Teeth leaves me on the edge, breathlessly waiting to see what will happen in the next installment…if only we had a term for that

@UpstateMediaNY

12 күн бұрын

​@@jonathanreilly5354Teething?

@sparkythancztwise

9 күн бұрын

@@jonathanreilly5354 if you can't "hang" until the next one, you can at the very least see John and Jimmy talking about weird baby teeth encounters on Fallon's show.

can't wait for next week, when Seth finds a blindfold and decides to make the Bird Bane Box

@IAmFJ1

13 күн бұрын

And a McWolf attacks him.

nothing like saying "that's nothing to laugh about" to a joke that absolutely bombed.

11:00 The irony is that Doug Jones’ most famous role was Pan’s Labyrinth, a famously not-American film. I guess he’s also famous for Star Trek Discovery, but I’m pretty sure they film that in outer space.

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

I wanted to somehow add to your glorious ’film it in outer space’ comment but all I could think of was something about ‘yeah that’s why Star Trek is filmed in outer space language’ then I remembered Klingon is an entirely functioning language learnable on more language apps than Icelandic…!

@squidundertheinfluence

12 күн бұрын

Also the original Hellboy movies and the Shape of Water, but those are all classified.

@sherinameless1618

12 күн бұрын

But the key takeaway from Seth's remark is that some Jackals are smart, like you, and others are people who, although American, never watch quality film or TV, only Corrections.

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

@@sherinameless1618 I’m not sure ‘smart’ is the descriptor he was going for

@appollyon666

10 күн бұрын

@@sherinameless1618only corrections and not even late night.

More "Seth Repurposes A Joke A Jackal Sent In As A Carnac The Magnificent Punchline," please!

@sherinameless1618

12 күн бұрын

Yes, that would be a great running bit! Dare I say better than "Celebrity Baby Teeth?" Yes, I dare, because nobody reads my comments

Correction: you said "the amount of you who told me I was wearing safety glasses, not safety goggles..." but people are countable, so it would be "the number of you..."

@xprojected

11 күн бұрын

Seth apparently measures jackals by bulk volume.. e.g. "85 gallons of jackal".

@joeslater7630

9 күн бұрын

Glad someone else spotted this and pointed it out. Surely Seth doesn't think of us as some sort of amorphous blob of criticism...?

@phelan_pt

8 күн бұрын

Pure 🐾ing, perfection!

I worked for Kinko’s for many years, including a year after it was bought by FedEx and re-branded as FedEx Office. The name Kinko’s is so ingrained in the minds of people of a certain vintage I have even seen some current locations labeled as FedEx Office with signage indicating “Kinko’s inside.” I have fond memories of working there from the quirky customers I met to the students I painstakingly helped format their dissertations to the exacting standards required. I even got an early copy of a cassette of Bill Hicks recorded under the name Marble Head Johnson in return for helping the producer find the best stock for printing the J-cards on in those early days of color copiers. I really appreciate the exposure to the local “scene” from comic artists to band flyers to budding authors or world renowned experts in Mayan hieroglyphics.

Seth chose Bird Bane!! WOO HOO!!

Correction(ish?): so while most ballerinas are not necessarily tossed in the air like cheerleaders are, many are lifted during jumps. There is the occasional “toss” into the air (an example is the “Cheshire Cat lift” and the Washington Ballet has a video that shows the ballerina being lifted from a jump above the male dancer’s head). But for the most part ballerinas are told not to gain weight (whether in those exact words or not) in part because the men do sometimes lift them over their heads. There are many pas de deux that have the man walking across the stage while holding the woman over his head in a held position. Idk but I would argue that’s probably just as hard as throwing someone over your head? Especially considering how sometimes they carry the woman with only one arm over their head while walking across the stage. I was a ballerina myself for over a decade and was part of a number of lifts as well as other aspects of pas de deux which require a lot of strength on the part of the man. And yes, we the women were sometimes told to watch our weight because the men had to lift us. Anyway, I’m so happy that you’re continuing corrections Seth!! Been here since your first episode of corrections and finally have a small bit of information to provide :)

@diazinth

13 күн бұрын

couldn't the men just get stronger? ^,^

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

I’m sorry ‘Cheshire Cat lift’??!

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

@@diazinthalso yes, yes, entirely correct

@sparkythancztwise

12 күн бұрын

@@betsiecleworth5853 ? 4:00 - 4:14 ? kzread.info/dash/bejne/l66by7KzhdW_prw.html

@sparkythancztwise

12 күн бұрын

@@betsiecleworth5853 1:33 - 1:53 kzread.info/dash/bejne/oGt1w7yhdbKwg7w.html

Can't beleive this thing has been going on for 3 years. And with everything that's changed, corrections has been probably one of the only constants since pretty much the begining of my PhD research. Now I'm graduating in 2 months, absolute madness.

@sherinameless1618

12 күн бұрын

I hope your research was on something that can be used to correct other people on the Internet; otherwise, what was the point? ☺ But congratulations! This is a big deal, and you should be proud. But also humble, so you won't get beat up for being too smart.

@gemstonerose4648

10 күн бұрын

@@sherinameless1618 I try my best to toe that line. And my research was in sustainability and carbon reduction, so a lot of correction potential there. And thanks, I've not really got to celebrate it much, to the point I keep forgetting I'm an actual doctor now😂

God help me I laughed at the Hitler handle bar mustache bit.

@neebs929

12 күн бұрын

Sometimes this thing is the best when it's the worst. Happened to me.

@caiticorn

4 күн бұрын

Ok then can you help me with it? I feel like such a fool. Cabbage.. handle bar mustache... just summoning more *crickets* for me. (Intentional.) 😬

Some answering machines had two tapes, one for incoming messages and one for the outgoing message. So in theory you could pull out the tape with the outgoing message while an incoming message was playing.

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

I also feel it was intended to be an illogical ‘the machine won’t die’ joke. It was just made a little sad by it being such a beautiful machine that got smashed

@alisonhowton1039

12 күн бұрын

"In theory" Not "in practice" Wonder how often it happened, lol

@appollyon666

10 күн бұрын

I demand to know what is on the tape and why Seth made such effort to keep it.

@CorneliuB

10 күн бұрын

C'mon guys.. It's a replica with a memory chip inside, and that's the last tape cassette they have in the studio. Save it for later! - the prep "engineer" shouted.

CORRECTIONS - It is said that John Adams’ last words were “But Jefferson lives” although Jefferson had already died earlier in the day.

@aaronreagan2225

13 күн бұрын

James Cameron needs to make an action movie based on this new knowledge.

@ianbui5356

13 күн бұрын

Words to that effect anyway. I personally heard somewhere that it was "Thomas Jefferson still survives."

@MrAntipaganda

12 күн бұрын

He was just telling that to the cops to put them off his trail.

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

@@MrAntipagandaI thought it was poor taste sarcasm

@alisonhowton1039

12 күн бұрын

😂​@@MrAntipaganda

haha safety giggles LOL

Carnac envelope: Murder-Suicide Inside: What happened to Kristi Noem's dog and career at the exact same moment.

Favorite movie line of a shop teacher from Spider-Man Homecoming: "Keep your fingers clear of the blades" (said by an actor portraying a distracted shop teacher working through a crossword puzzle, with the pizzazz of a '2 years older from now Seth Meyers'... with glasses.

"CRICKETS! Hey-oh!" Thank you Ed McMahon.

CORRECTIONS - Breaking the answering machine only broke the means of playing the message; the message was on the tape, so instead of throwing the cassette tape away he should have pulled all the tape out of the cassette to destroy the message. With the tape intact, anyone can get another answering machine and play the message again.

@Gildedmuse

12 күн бұрын

That's true, however, I believe it was demonstrated that the answering machine in question was being hunted or otherwise possessed, and playing the message even in the absence of the tape. Regardless of how Seth destroyed the tape later, that specific answering machine had been compromised. It needed to die.

@appollyon666

10 күн бұрын

1. Correction, haunted. Easy edit. 2. Why did he keep the tape?? What is on the tape? We should demand to know!

CRICKETS! Best joke ever. I think we can retire CORRECTIONS for all time. Leave them wanting more not less.

1:04 thanks - melts my jackal heart to be included

@carolz5090

12 күн бұрын

Jackals have hearts? Who knew?

The BirdBane song on the new Taylor Swift album is only on the CD version as a hidden track. Streaming services don't want you to know it exists.

Did anyone else catch "maybe he *was* the king" when Seth failed his first attempt to open the envelope? 9:21 A subtle but quick-witted homage to Carson!

OMFGs - The pencil is a Corrections in-joke!!! The LNWSM ident / logo is actually a Corrections logo. The pencil in the ident is symbolising Corrections. *slightly breathless, by eureka moment after months long puzzlement, and running to the top of the already K deep Corrections feed, yelling ‘wextra wextra’*

Yesss, I'm so glad it's Thursday night, and I get to watch Corrections!! 🐾🥰

Good luck on the emmy nominations! Bird Bane is an epic choice, although I don't envy you & your staff having to choose a single Corrections to submit! ❤🐾

As someone who was addicted to Carson's Comedy Classics as a kid, this was a special treat.

@Shasta--1

12 күн бұрын

As someone who watched Carson as an adult every night on TV, this was great as well.

I may be biased, but I think Episode 102 should be the Emmy submission.

My best friends moved to South Dakota (from Texas, where I have lived my entire life, and will unequivocally say is better than South Dakota in nearly every way aside from temperatures in the summer) I visited them in South Dakota exactly one time- late December, 2019, I was the ONLY PERSON on the flight to SD who was heading TO their vacation destination, EVERYONE else was headed home from their vacation. Based on this visit I can say that even 1 Dakota is 1 too many,

@pynn1000

12 күн бұрын

Only visited US once, 1987, work 1 day, then 3 weeks "free" driving east to Chicago, spent most of it in SD, NE. Impression: slow; shocked by shot-up town signs, but people were friendly, helpful, curious about why we were there. "For the history? We have none" was common. Regret not knowing tips were important for wait staff. Chicago was a complete change of pace. I saw an unatteded suitcase in the airport, found someone in uniform, quietly said possible bomb, and he shrugged.

@alisonhowton1039

12 күн бұрын

Both of these comments are weird

I love this side of Seth

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

The front?

@sparkythancztwise

12 күн бұрын

@@betsiecleworth5853 🤣

It doesn't end with Adams and Jefferson. If you begin researching history, you may be alarmed to discover that all of the founding fathers died after the adoption of the Declaration of Independence.

@MrAntipaganda

12 күн бұрын

I'm still holding out hope for James McClurg.

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

Is that the new release from McDonalds?

@alisonhowton1039

12 күн бұрын

😆

@sherinameless1618

12 күн бұрын

This needed a spoiler alert!

The Johnny Carson bit was greatly under appreciated. Really nice homage.

@anro7137

12 күн бұрын

Depends on which audience you think about. The ones at home were definitely enjoying it.

Chaz is the newest character in the Meyers Cinematic Universe

1:56 Fun Fact: Ellen’s solution to Seth’s last minute Bird Bane mask idea was to just ask herself “Fred Armisen knows how to deal with Seth’s bullshit. What would he do?” . . . Put a bird on it!

“Kenny says that’s extra”. So good 😂😂

@halifaxjade

9 күн бұрын

Did not love explaining that joke to my tween. Or the dallas joke.

Cutting edge comedy... "Who shot JR?" Coming up next, "Who is Rosebud?"

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

Welcome to Craggy Island

@helamorningsun3600

12 күн бұрын

Rosebud was the sleigh 🛷🛷 Aka the loss of childhood. ✨🌞

@KennethHabeck-yg7ln

10 күн бұрын

A sleigh is pulled by horses. “Rosebud” was Kane’s sled (spoiler alert: it ends up in a furnace).

@helamorningsun3600

10 күн бұрын

@@KennethHabeck-yg7ln I grew up mostly in the South so sleigh/sled... 🙄😒 It's a KZread comment, not a legal document.

@helamorningsun3600

10 күн бұрын

And I watched Citizen Cane till the ending credits.

My favourite time of the week!!! Wooohooo thank you for keeping this going

I love corrections. I love that he uses jackal’s jokes. Even when they are bad

@razzledazzyl

12 күн бұрын

If it weren’t for Seth, who would groan at my stinkers?

@dharmabird1

12 күн бұрын

@@razzledazzyl right!!! He used one of mine years ago. I felt so accomplished that I got Seth Meyer to laugh. It’s not a great accomplishment (Seth laughs at everything) but it was an accomplishment of sorts. Maybe. Or not. I guess I felt seen

Seth is a perfect combo of satire and comedy.

When Seth read the Pre-face of Celebrity Baby Teeth, he sounded just like John Mulaney. And his "you should have seen his face [fess]" joke right after was Chef's Kiss! 😄

My favorite Thursday night tradition is solidified.

Genuinely brightens up my Friday whenever i see a new corrections, thanks to Seth and the team y'all are incredible

Hey, don't knock OSHA inspectors calling you on on spreading misinformation about eye protection. You joke, but they'll kick you off a ladder while still maintaining 3 points of contact.

Again, I just love that this thing is real and happening. It's kinda like a toddler dancing or laughing really hard. Not the corner stone to a new movement or anything, but a flower in a sea of green leaves that makes you happy and smile, just for itself and the act of being.

Kenny says, "That's extra." 😂

@johannamain6847

9 күн бұрын

I laughed hard 😂 he really just slipped it in there

It took me way too long to get the "crickets" joke 😂

The best Carnac the Magnificent answer: Sis, Boom, Bah.

@greyhoundfivemedia812

12 күн бұрын

I like Turner and Hooch

@Bobalicious

12 күн бұрын

@@greyhoundfivemedia812 A Google search didn't turn it up.

@Bobalicious

12 күн бұрын

@@greyhoundfivemedia812 Hah! I found it. That is a good one. 😆

Corrections is something I look forward to every week. Greatest way to welcome the weekend!

@AuroraOctane

11 күн бұрын

I was just saying AnonyMouse the other day, except the mouse isn't 13. It's me lol

When you give your name to a dessert it’s pronounced “eponymousse”.

@sherinameless1618

13 күн бұрын

I salute you!

@ArachnerdGC

12 күн бұрын

Vastly underrated comment.

@phelan_pt

8 күн бұрын

Wasn't that Seth's joke? Now I have to listen again, you're the second person I see make this comment

I used to teach intro to biological anthropology. I told my students the correct pronunciation of Neanderthal and then one of my students told me that learning that meant that her entire life had been a lie and I had no idea how to reply to that.

Oh, and from the interview with Andy, we learn that Seth loves being asked what drink he is sipping during Corrections.

"Those are two different places. Sure, but not to New Yorkers." Nor Danish people, either.

Good Morning fellow Setholholics!😊from Canada -

Should have asked Oliver to pick the Emmy submission episode when he was here. I heard he's had decent winning odds so far. 😉

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

Ooooh! Correction’s Emmy history, ‘Ya burnt’!

I watched Johnny Carson as a wee lad, and one of my first words after mom and dad was "Here's Johnny!". So I greatly appreciated the Carnac the Magnificent homage.

I love the atmosphere on corrections

Once I saw that the answering machine wasn't even plugged in, my suspension of disbelief activated. Which it normally doesn't! I have a very hard time with that.

Correction: A true jackal can never be "up in arms". Jackals have paws. Type righting friendly paws, but still paws...

@prenks23

13 күн бұрын

Pretty sure Taylor Swift pointed out that a jackal would have raised hackles.

@sparkythancztwise

12 күн бұрын

@@prenks23 😂

@sparkythancztwise

12 күн бұрын

see what ya did there: type righting = type writing, when done with friendly jackal paws

@canadaclaret

12 күн бұрын

Meta-jackal

I love that you always remember to say "see me next week". 😄

Correction : hermetically sealed means that any material in the container, whether it's a gas, liquid, or solid, will not leak from the container, so the envelope could not be. 💜 A Jackal

@Symphing12

13 күн бұрын

That's one you'll have to blame on Johnny Carson, since Carnac was his bit.

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

But you know Seth’d just get sold the sh*tty version of hermetic sealing

@Eighthplanetglass

12 күн бұрын

@@betsiecleworth5853 that made me Jackal cackle

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

@@Eighthplanetglass ‘Jackal cackle’ is great. A type of breakfast cereal?

@luprek

11 күн бұрын

I believe he meant Hellmann’sically sealed 😂

Birdbane is a character in power rangers, Taylor swift is obviously referring to that. If you listen closely there are a lot of subtle references to power rangers in her latest album

The McWolf bit captioned as "It has a Wolf Seer in it", like some kinda paranormal sandwich...

I love that we jackaled Seth enough for him to have to address starting Baby Teeth in the middle. We need to hear more of the Prefice

We love you, Seth, and your whole crew!

North and South Dakota are the same even for other people in the Midwest. Two Dakotas are the most unnecessary thing in US history.

@betsiecleworth5853

12 күн бұрын

The word ‘history’ is the most unnecessary thing in US post colonisation five minutes

@ArachnerdGC

12 күн бұрын

You could say the same thing about North and South Carolina.