I think "Alfredo" is code for "Ethan"...

@oliilo1212

4 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious

@dewilew2137

4 жыл бұрын

Undertow 82 has to be

@videospielesindkunst

4 жыл бұрын

Undertow 82 And "puke" is code for "shit". Now think about the Alfredo story

@MrCzar345

4 жыл бұрын

@@videospielesindkunst 🤢🤢🤢

@Imbryon

4 жыл бұрын

This changed the way I listened to their story. Thank you

The “I would shit standing” from Hila, and the silence after from everyones disbelief KILLED me 😂

@Frankie1rose

4 жыл бұрын

Please sound bite that

@Skittlespillygog

4 жыл бұрын

timestamp please

@noryxos

4 жыл бұрын

31:02

@Qb3nsis

4 жыл бұрын

Never thought Hila was full crazy until her rant about public toilets.

@sushirs6770

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO! Ethans reply got me too, "you wouldn't shit standing."

Anyone back here in the midst of the pandemic, having remembered that Ethan pretty much called the severity of the coronaVIRUS?

@hotrodhunk7389

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@darusul5873

3 жыл бұрын

I know right?

@MissJessicaSNSD

3 жыл бұрын

This podcast is what made me realize it was serious

@RYDERBEENABITCH

3 жыл бұрын

It’s only gotten worse brlther

@luketerry9146

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

Guys, I think you're underestimating how many people eat whiIe watching the show

@three-stripes

4 жыл бұрын

WTF.. That first few minutes was so bad I had to throw away my coffee and take a shower.

@Stargirlsadie

4 жыл бұрын

@@three-stripes Fr Ethan went way too far this time

@three-stripes

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stargirlsadie I'll agree this time. My stomach is still fucked from that.

@julekenyon

4 жыл бұрын

BRUH Bruhson lmfaooo i was eating wings

@Ariesgrigio

4 жыл бұрын

I literally only watch this when I’m eating. Stop with the grossness :(

i would enjoy being put on payroll..... that list took a very long time 😢

@AdrianLopez-ux7ts

4 жыл бұрын

Miss Jackrabbit queen

@mitchellhafford6058

4 жыл бұрын

legend

@kevindube7096

4 жыл бұрын

You deserve nothing you goddamn nerd. Also, stats are important and praise be to you for your efforts 🙏🏾

@missjackrabbit9961

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevindube7096 HAH thank you :)

@Spaguuty

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for crunching them numbers fam

All the girls at my school wear Teddy Fresh and they don't even know about you guys and I know that's Hilas dream so congratulations

@Laremy

4 жыл бұрын

Master Coop pics or it didn’t happen

@turboflamez161

4 жыл бұрын

@@Laremy Laremy out here trying to finesse himself some schoolgirl pics.

@cooper.heydon

4 жыл бұрын

You can't comment a picture dumbo

@chystal9161

4 жыл бұрын

@@cooper.heydon you can link a pic, spud

@dewilew2137

4 жыл бұрын

Laremy highly questionable request, but ok 👌🏽

Me: dinners ready, excited for the new episode ethan: so alfredo just licked his own shit and threw it up over and over again

@blamblam8743

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShoeNice22videos o7 respect to shoenice the real h3 supporter

@cookiemonsterqp

4 жыл бұрын

i’ve learned time and time again that this is the wrong show to watch while eating

@Z0mbie432

4 жыл бұрын

Also Ethan needs a shit he only got half out with coffee before he got to work

@warriorcanuck697

4 жыл бұрын

Same bruh

@k8eekatt

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShoeNice22videos is this your next chow challenge??

Ethan stopping mid sentence to tell Hila she’s beautiful is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen

Me: Sits down to eat lunch Ethan: "So Alfredo ate diarrhea and puked it up on our bed"

@tommyturetzky8400

4 жыл бұрын

HMMMM NO NO NO

@xboxgod

4 жыл бұрын

ok

@themirandaproject2468

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@highfrequencymonkeyman

4 жыл бұрын

Every damn time

@Ashelinx

4 жыл бұрын

Sammmeee

And suddenly Post Malone’s bunker isn’t sounding so crazy

@yomamasfuckboy6893

4 жыл бұрын

A little bit, who says the vírus cant go to the bunker

@xonerate371

4 жыл бұрын

Who says all these twats aren’t trying to get sheckles (views) from the fear. It bullshit kids, more people get sick from the common cold, this is no different. Don’t Fear, have a kids, love your family and crush. Peace.

@brattiestclub009

4 жыл бұрын

i wish he went on the podcast again

@Kyle-kv6ur

4 жыл бұрын

Ziggy Z many people die from the common cold, and the flu, which kills ~30,000 people per year, and the Chinese coronavirus has only killed ~130 people. this disease is being blown way out of proportion by the media because it gets them views/clicks, which pay for their income.

@datboy3056

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kyle-kv6ur 130 people... it's been how many days?

1:22:37 was the most wholesome moment in the history of this podcast

@ritikshukla1788

4 жыл бұрын

Funny story same thing happened to me last week i was just sitting with my girl hanging out at a park and and all of a sudden it struck me she just looked so...beautiful.....but yeah we broke up 2 days ago

@mclovin8802

4 жыл бұрын

hah

@georgekearney8595

4 жыл бұрын

@@ritikshukla1788 hope you're okay

@ritikshukla1788

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgekearney8595 yea it gets better over time ;)

@ritikshukla1788

4 жыл бұрын

@@mclovin8802 😂😂

It's always weird watching people in the Before Times, not knowing they're on the eve of one of the scariest times in recent history. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was freaking out about it months before lockdown.

@Se7en_Things

2 жыл бұрын

it's like watching the start of a scary movie

@xSwordLilyx

2 жыл бұрын

I still remember losing sleep over the leaks coming out of china

@toltorg

Жыл бұрын

Even weirder to think it took at best 6 weeks from this episode being posted for most of the world to respond. Some even longer. Unreal.

@AllTheArtsy

Жыл бұрын

It made no sense that people didnt think they would be affected and that it was like gonna be quarantine for 2 weeks. As soon as the credible news came out and started mounting in January, I already told my family to stock up on shelf stable food, medicine and protective gear. By March when my office went full WFH, I told my officemates I will see them in 2022 and they just laughed at me.

@Zoroaster4

3 ай бұрын

This episode was what convinced me it was probably not going to be good. I talked to my mom immediately after and she didn't think it was anything to worry about. It's kinda funny rewatching the COVID clip after knowing how everything turned out.

I didn’t realize that Zach has such a great singing voice. Also Ethan saying people aren’t taking the virus seriously with “MY CORONA” blaring is amazing

@maxmedina333

4 жыл бұрын

exactly. XD honestly this virus just goes to show, survival of the fittest. just kidding but I dont think its a huge concern.

@SavantAudiosurf

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I started my collection of gas masks last year purely out of fascination. I'm up to 4 masks now. I work at a wastewater facility and just wanted a collection of gas masks because I thought they looked cool and carry an eerie vibe and history. I bought a few of them from Amazon.

@strongethan1583

4 жыл бұрын

He is the sound lad better make some good sounds

@Tr4vieB

4 жыл бұрын

do you think listening to my corona would make you feel better about the sullen and depressive times we're in? in that way it would b serious but with you still laughing. Please remember to laugh at sad in right way everyone.

@clementine2234

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxmedina333 It's actually a super huge concern but mainly for the people in China. It's super dangerous for them right now. The rest of the world, not so much. Which is why we aren't hearing a shit ton about it on the news, but I'm sure its the only thing on TV in China. They're even telling them to not leave their house

Ethan: Says something uninformed Dan: Comes in with polite correction Ethan: DAN WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH

@sambray

4 жыл бұрын

Dan is a pedantic ass hole that thinks he’s a lot smarter than he is. I’m so sick of him overstepping his mark on this show and interjecting with attempted corrections that often aren’t true

@tylerchamberlain4552

4 жыл бұрын

Example? Grouping all black music as Urban is a bit racist, that doesnt make every use of the word racist.

@gokakarotku

4 жыл бұрын

sammyyy_b shut up

@elontusk8018

4 жыл бұрын

sammyyy_b Ethan is quite often wrong, I appreciate dan

@misteranderson8618

4 жыл бұрын

@@sambray they don't know what sarcasm is, the poor little buggers

Feels weird watching this a year later

"kobe was known for his head game" - Ethan

@Ehretyhoter

4 жыл бұрын

Noah Larson got to this comment at the same moment as Ethan said this in podcast lol

@10billionsubswithnovidscha4

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like I should be triggered by this comment but I’m not

@miguelwintertoes9695

3 жыл бұрын

10 billion subs With no vids challenge oh my god you’re a human!

Ethan: Pewdiepie will be joining us Wednesday. Ethan on Wednesday: JK here's a whole episode about poop and the Coronavirus

@SeekersSupernatural

4 жыл бұрын

markkimo 😂😂😂

@MidwesternFilthMixes

4 жыл бұрын

Ellis Dee this podcast sucks balls

@andrewsdakoolest

4 жыл бұрын

lolol

@djonin91

4 жыл бұрын

@Ellis Dee Ethan is just a real life version of Tim Heidecker at this point

@reyvilla8501

4 жыл бұрын

ETHAN: I'M WEARING PANTS.. hila: You're wearing shorts I swear this guy is a genius or a very very very lucky re-re.. either way vapenation4evah

Ethan Logic: Waits until the other guy leaves the bathroom to exit the stall Also Ethan: Tells millions of people what he did in the stall

@mtheg7220

4 жыл бұрын

David Porte Beckefeld yeah that logic really went down the shitter

@tacoman6293

4 жыл бұрын

@@mtheg7220 thats a shitty joke

@flambo9950

4 жыл бұрын

Its different when it's in person

@tacoman6293

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShoeNice22videos will u be my dad

1:22:39 Ethan just stops talking and looks at his wife and says you look really beautiful. And that just made my heart so happy!!!

“I can hold it 9 minutes” runs out of room to shit 3 minutes later

@Grimrose_04

4 жыл бұрын

over gross me

H3: I don't think people are taking this virus thing seriously Also H3: MY CORONAA

out of context Ethan: "He finished before me, and I was done basically the same time. And I was just standing in the stall in shame waiting for him to leave because I was so embarrassed to come out at the same time." 🤔

@Noggenfogger1

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShoeNice22videos damn it's official shoenice

@fibbintiggins2858

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShoeNice22videos eitherrrrrrrr wayyyyyyyyyy

@bro.lansky

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@christempleton9656

4 жыл бұрын

I feel so honored, Shoenice

@kobygates

4 жыл бұрын

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing😐

Ethan : * wonders why they can’t do the podcast live anymore * *3 minutes of nickers*

@Teah8cbdude

4 жыл бұрын

True lol... Even if it isn't the N word, it's so close that it just shouldn't be said so many times.

@meganfanzega8269

4 жыл бұрын

IanSucks it’s so touchy . I feel like I don’t have a valid say just because I’m full European. Right ? As someone who is fully white I can’t add a valued opinion as whats right and wrong in a racial debate. And I’m okay with that! Because I don’t understand the discrimination that comes with racial slurs . Sorry if this comes off preachy! I’ve been Drinkin lolll

@BlueisNotaWarmColour

4 жыл бұрын

@@meganfanzega8269 you're trying to be compassionate, which is great, but the notion that you aren't capable of forming an opinion at all because of your genetics is silly and illogical.

@meganfanzega8269

4 жыл бұрын

The Lukanator I would like to see where I said I wasn’t capable of forming an opinion . I have one. But is it valid? Nope? Why ? Cause it doesn’t effect me. I didn’t think I’d have to spell that out for anyone. You can’t sit there and say anyone has a valid opinion on this subject expect for the people it directly effects . Especially the ones that don’t find it offensive. I don’t retard jokes offensive but you know who might, people who would be considered retarded . Try it with someone else .

@meganfanzega8269

4 жыл бұрын

The Lukanator if you need to know the difference between not having an opinion and keeping your opinion to urself . You’re on the perfect website for how to videos !

I am a teacher, and I have a number of Chinese students who went home for Chinese New Year. They were supposed to be home last week, but now are saying they might not be able to come back at all. Google is blocked in China, so I have no communication with these kids. However, some of their friends who are still in school have been telling me it is worse than the media has portrayed, like Ethan was saying.

@dirtydan5281

3 жыл бұрын

i noticed this comment was from a year ago so im curious, were you ever able to get back in contact with them? how did everything pan out?

@Last_Resort991

2 жыл бұрын

It's China. They probably got into prison for communicating with people out of China and accusing the government of lying.

Being a carpenter, I can tell you we start early because it’s the cooler part of the mornings compared to the hot evenings

@Ultraviolent_Light

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, exactly! I was a Carpenter Apprentice, it gets hot as fuck up in those places. And the sun burns, damn. But of course no one knows that unless they've worked in a place like that.

@NateTillsonn

4 жыл бұрын

What about winter's ? I worked construction for a few weeks (hated it and quit lol) and we'd start at like 7am mid winter. Never understood why

@lagunalibre117

4 жыл бұрын

I got some weirdos starting sometimes at 4:30am dumping loud rocks and stuff building a building 1 block away from my window WHY

@huntzyy4932

4 жыл бұрын

In Scotland construction workers still star early :/

@jamesmackey8857

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry we are interrupting your precious sleep. God, that pisses me off. We work outside. It gets dark early, and theres bad traffic at rush hour.

1:17:10 for cornavirus topic

@ANNYEONGAMZ

4 жыл бұрын

thankss !

@plumporanges

4 жыл бұрын

you tha goat

@lowkeybad2003

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks 😊

@treywood5805

4 жыл бұрын

God

@jonanderson5137

4 жыл бұрын

Hero

in the beginning I thought they were talking about their baby throwing up and shitting and going behind the bed

@steviem8117

4 жыл бұрын

lol alfredos the dog

Ai Ian was born in this episode, a piece of history on the H3 podcast.

@dylanchadderton1

3 жыл бұрын

which part?

@willjah958

3 жыл бұрын

I heard him mention it and thought he ripped space time

I couldn’t stop thinking about Theo Von calling every black guy an “urban gentleman”

@Jordan-cs6bn

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Castagno we give him a pass tho😂, and bonus points coz it’s Theo

@randomrandy4022

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShoeNice22videos you can come back on the show if you drink that girls spit. Only then

@clickbaitcancer120

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair if I had to have my soul eaten I would want Shoenice to eat it.

@weaver6341

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooohhhh that’s where I’ve heard that lmao.

@johnnyfuentes888

4 жыл бұрын

lol

Ethan: says something Hila: disagrees Dan: no Ian: withholds opinion Zach: doesn't speak unless spoken to

@llamawearingsombrero6764

4 жыл бұрын

Bre Lightfoot H3 podcast in a nutshell

@liamgoodenough8947

4 жыл бұрын

*cue fartnoise*

@johnnys7875

4 жыл бұрын

What is Ian's purpose at this point?

@sahajamatya

4 жыл бұрын

Potato Bond press some buttons

@lucifa0

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan: back me up zack! Zack: (clueless of what's going on) Yeah i agree with Ethan on that one Hila: *sighs*

Watching this is in May 2021 as Melbourne Australia is about to go into another lockdown 😬😬

@RealElongatedMuskrat

3 жыл бұрын

Watching in July 2021 in the UK seeing the variants just wrecking the place 👁️👄👁️

Hila: "Why do construction people have to start so early?" My dad who's a carpenter this morning: *Wakes me up at 4:00AM* True story. It's real.

@disguy7059

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShoeNice22videos are you really shoenice? This is wicked!

@jondwyer9323

4 жыл бұрын

It’s because of how hot it gets at noon. If you start later, you can’t get as much work done before the heat gets its worst. That’s the reason most people working outside take lunch at noon.

@disguy7059

4 жыл бұрын

@@jondwyer9323 We usually work on kitchens and bathrooms. Most are indoors. I think it's just a carpenter thing.

Ethan: Alfredo is puking diarrhea *disco music intensifies*

I'm starting to be suspicious that Zach's "I know what you're talking about." may just be a sound bite.

This aged well

Watching this is like time traveling , oh how I wish you were wrong in this

Ethan: Is too embarrassed to show his face after taking a poop Also Ethan: Tells 2.14 million people about it

@ianmcnab8751

4 жыл бұрын

Darren Place if it gets him views, then y not? That’s prob y.

@emanuelsauz12345

4 жыл бұрын

ian mcnab your an idiot

@liammullen2144

4 жыл бұрын

The man is a paradox

@sageanderson6596

4 жыл бұрын

ian mcnab 🤦‍♂️

@molsondutch93

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like it's worse to face the guy in person though, especially since he had to smell it 😂

"2% of a hundred million is twenty million people" - Ethan Klein, Nobel Mathematician

@llamawearingsombrero6764

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ Stnks

@peter19.

4 жыл бұрын

He protec He attac But most importantly he methemattac

@me_too_thanks5062

4 жыл бұрын

FYI there's no Nobel prize for maths

@Kitsuragi556

4 жыл бұрын

@@me_too_thanks5062 Nobel prize for telling someone there's no nobel prize for something.

@macattack9184

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

"2% of 100 million is 20million" - Ethan the mathematician

@stevencosnyka7698

4 жыл бұрын

any idiot can have a podcast evidently

@user-dd9hc4cw3z

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevencosnyka7698 one mistake doesn't make you an idiot

@user-dd9hc4cw3z

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevencosnyka7698 leaving negative comments on youtube however could be a sign of idiocy 👀

Remember: Shout "Kobe!" for accuracy. Shout "YEET" for distance.

@BerdFly

4 жыл бұрын

Yeet is used by 2000s kids

@BlueBikeGuy

4 жыл бұрын

@@BerdFly it started in 2014 though

@BerdFly

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlueBikeGuy exactly 😂 dudes that started saying "kobe" started having kids, by that time

@GingerHead.

4 жыл бұрын

For both yell kobeet

@desocialistcat

4 жыл бұрын

Also yeet for power

why do i even try to eat during this podcast

@dr.grapegissilent2353

4 жыл бұрын

Im eating right now but i never knew they like shit so much🤔

@MegaMoegreen

4 жыл бұрын

😂 it’s so hit or miss with them. But yes it can get very gross...:

@paulasl

4 жыл бұрын

Literally me, eating breakfast right now, while Ethan is talking about his shit

@tacoman6293

4 жыл бұрын

Idk why i turn this on when i eat lunch at work and when i eat dinner at home i had to skip the first part

@oliverxhmll

4 жыл бұрын

He actually stopped talking about shitting for quite some time but made a comeback with this episode talking about his and his dog's diarrhea for 30 mins

1:22:36 Ethan: It’s horrible they’ve run out of medical masks to protect themselves-Oh you look really beautiful Hila. 😂💗

@Caliboss916

4 жыл бұрын

Aimee Shuck that was such a cute moment 😂

@HoundsBane

4 жыл бұрын

Was scrolling just as he said it 😂 ❤️

@joshantebi4126

4 жыл бұрын

They had a Jim and Pam moment

@joshantebi4126

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShoeNice22videos Thank Yeaawwww for the comment!

"why do they want to start at 8am"? because we like to be home for dinner mate, or we'd get less money that day. Start earlier, and get off work earlier. Later morning starts always suck

@alexanderblack4833

4 жыл бұрын

The point is you are disrupting a rich man's sleep you pleb. Your time is not as valuable as his. Obviously.🙃🙃😂

@vincentgallegos3689

4 жыл бұрын

Bro fr Ethan always comments on it like people in construction just want to disrupt other people's lives xDD

@chza1181

4 жыл бұрын

I work night shifts 12am to 8am, a long construction project next door is like a nightmare that never ends. But I can’t blame them for doing their job.

@joesosa41

4 жыл бұрын

He said they leave at 3 anyway. Dinner doesn't start after round 4 unless you are retired.

“It’s shit that’s been puked out, so it’s also vomit” Hila killing it lately

@hanahshaw

4 жыл бұрын

Ben van Broeckhuijsen i read this comment right as she said it...

@googoogaga9775

4 жыл бұрын

hanah vlogs I was just about to comment the same thing.

@Shuffffff

4 жыл бұрын

Brown Funnel Noodles I was literally going to make this comment

Ethan: People need to start taking this more seriously. Also Ethan: Myyyy Corona

@NobodySpecialtv

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShoeNice22videos what up shoe

@superultrathanksmom3845

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShoeNice22videos ey dawg you a true legend

@maxpeck7382

4 жыл бұрын

My Corona needs a lime.

Cool thanks for taking my outtro music Ethan. Great job, keep it up. Proud of you.

My whole family listens to the podcast while eating lunch.

Ethan stopping mid segmant to tell hila she's beautiful hit me right in the feels. You guys are awesome.

@stophoee

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Wilkins whats the time stamp?

@benwilkins7837

4 жыл бұрын

1:22:39 my dude ✌️

@Rinus93

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. I aww'd hard. The love they have for each other really shines through!

Ethan: People aren't taking the Coronavirus serious enough Also Ethan: commissioned custom coronavirus meme that he plays every time the topic comes up

@morganeohlig7130

4 жыл бұрын

Sammy Gadberry Yeah that’s pretty terribly thought out.

@CallMeKittyRawrr

4 жыл бұрын

I literally just heard that the corona virus potentially came from a warfare lab and China is trying to lower population I’m not surprised don’t know if it’s true or not but wow.

@AnimeOverdose1

4 жыл бұрын

You fight it with humor as well

@AmreeHolliday

4 жыл бұрын

Your right they aren't... Many keep comparing it to the flu. It's actually more lethal than the flu but it's much more that factors into why people should be concerned about the Coronavirus. People don't walk around contagious with the flu for 12 days with no symptoms but the Coronavirus does. We also have a vaccine for the flu to prevent mass spread however we don't for the Coronavirus and even if we thought we found one today, it would still take more than a year of research on rats then humans to confirm a working cure that would still have to he massed produced globally. My 2 year old about 3 months ago had a slight runny nose with no congestion. He was acting find the night I put him to bed but literally hours later he became very uncomfortable and by morning he had became lethargic and was having problems breathing. We went immediately to the doctor where they confirmed his oxygen level were 82. They called an ambulance immediately and gave him oxygen and 2 treatments which push his oxygen levels back up by the time he made it to the hospital. Anyways he ended up spending 2 days in the hospital where they diagnosed him with a slight bit of pneumonia. If a slight bit of pneumonia can do that to a toddler, I can't imagine what a more severe case could do which just another factor why people ahould be more concerned about a foreign sickness none of our bodies know that causes pneumonia. This is why so many are still sick in hospital and very few have been released.

@CallMeKittyRawrr

4 жыл бұрын

baby bean _ damn that’s a big yikes

construction workers have to start early to account for unforeseen problems that arise during the projects that would set them back and require more daylight to finish.

@AZ-wr3dh

4 жыл бұрын

The main reason they start early and finish early is to avoid the heat because they usually work outside. My dad works construction and real estate. Its because of the sun and heat basically.

@hanasong8296

4 жыл бұрын

@@AZ-wr3dh im thinking of indoor contractors as well. they always start jobs early to fit more into the day

At 1:57:00 Ethan even mentions how devastating it would be in India. Pretty good call.

I always cook and then eat when I'm listening to the podcast. Needless to say the beginning segment was lovely.

@ayarikiyo2178

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@grizzlevorhees8054

4 жыл бұрын

I Fr just did this lol made sum breakfast

@nicciday8434

4 жыл бұрын

Dinner for me :(

@floorijzerman

4 жыл бұрын

cooking up some bats right now boiii

*starts podcast after sitting down to eat breakfast* Ethan: So when Alfredo has diarrhea he eats it and pukes it up

@Jetski1337

4 жыл бұрын

hahahah i had noodles in my mouth at that time 😂😂😂

@robertbogan225

4 жыл бұрын

To lazy to clean up after your dog? Let him eat it.

@annekira

4 жыл бұрын

Ezra Brewer same

@ezraprzytyk

4 жыл бұрын

Sup Ezra?

@angelagrayson222

4 жыл бұрын

Right! I just sat down to eat my lunch, ready to watch the podcast, then had to suffer thru his sermon on diarrhea and vomit. What did I expect tho?

ETHAN! Giving your dog Alfredo a little bit of fresh pineapple with his meal(s) should help him from eating his own feces. Pineapple contains an enzyme called bromelain that when digested makes the feces taste very bitter to the dog. Just make sure to check with your vet to see how much to give him with his meal(s).

1:22:40 I You can physically see Hila's heart melting

CORONAVIRUS TIMESTAMP 1:17:49

@randi4321

4 жыл бұрын

this needs to be bumped higher. I was scrolling far for this 👍 thanks!

@jakecorshia

4 жыл бұрын

OMG FINALLY

@billysm00th

4 жыл бұрын

Waaaaay more likes!

@OmniKoneko

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks dude, I'd rather not listen to the rambling about their dog and such

@okamieee6830

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks kwen

1:22:37 i want a husband that would still after 12 years of marriage suddenly stop talking about a deadly disease and tell me i'm beautiful

@aztec2281

4 жыл бұрын

RIGHT THIS REALLY WARMED MY HEART

@HeelTaker7

4 жыл бұрын

And I want a partner who still genuinely appreciates a compliment after 12 years. What a great couple

@raed5328

4 жыл бұрын

That was a special beautiful moment

As a construction worker I dont think you realize how busy a work day is and it requires a lot of early starts and running all over town. Love ya fellas and papa bless.

I'm like crying over Kobe's death, and then it's just "KNICKERS, KNICKERS, KNICKERS--"

@ericwellmann429

4 жыл бұрын

@DamageIncM ????

Every time a H3 Podcast is uploaded I grab something to eat. Every time I regret it.

Ethan talking about the Coronavirus is like when Michael became the smartest guy in the office for a day.

@luhe8

4 жыл бұрын

thinking about it now, Ethan has major Michael Scott energy

@kevlon_

4 жыл бұрын

his fucking fearmongerin is off the charts, jesus

@idontcaresir

4 жыл бұрын

Please change your profile pic.

@princevegeta7487

4 жыл бұрын

@@idontcaresir Please do the same

@idontcaresir

4 жыл бұрын

@@princevegeta7487 blank profile is even worse.

1:22:38 made me wanna cry, Ethan is so appreciating of her and doesnt take her for granted

Ethan called it on the virus!

Not only did they turn their heads at the same time, BUT BLINKED AT THE SAME TIME!!!?

@meatonthebone7203

4 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@whoarewe3557

4 жыл бұрын

Ya man it started to look weird the more they looped it

@thebeansarehere1

4 жыл бұрын

Who Are We???? 22:05

Someone needs to make a complication of Dan readjusting his mic incessantly for 32 minutes

@bm-ok7sq

4 жыл бұрын

That's really complicated to make

@kylegordy113

4 жыл бұрын

b m dont complicate things

1:31:00 I remember when people were being told that the regular masks did squat. I can't believe that was a thing, luckily it's well known that they do help a lot.

Man this is nostalgic

Zach in unbelievably talented with the soundboard.

@chystal9161

4 жыл бұрын

I hope that's a joke

@peco3806

4 жыл бұрын

Chystal No it’s fucking not.

@armando1is1great

4 жыл бұрын

@@chystal9161 I see you hatin all over the comments

@chystal9161

4 жыл бұрын

@@peco3806 it should be. He is trash on the soundboard. Constantly repeating unfunny crap, always late... Trash.

@chystal9161

4 жыл бұрын

@@armando1is1great cute. You clicked my profile. I see you hating on Ethan and Hila in the comments too boo

That Lil Xan "Get Out" sample in the opening track has me deceased

Ethan is so fucking smart. He saw coronas dangerousness really soon.

Buy a GoXLR for reverb and other cool effects. 1 button press, super customizable.

Ethan during the MeUndies ad: “I’m a voluptuous young man. I have curves and I have needs.”

Me : eating H3 podcast: puke and diarrhea dogs

@LC-cp5lz

4 жыл бұрын

After eating: napkin H3 podcast: babywipe dipped in shit

@untailledv2154

4 жыл бұрын

I was eating a damn slice of pizza when he said this

@Dionysaspillar

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf is wrong with his dog, how stupid can it be?

@pierrotlavoie

4 жыл бұрын

Same for me. I skipped as soon i saw he was never stopping talking about that dog puking. fuck that

Watching this and going into year 3… fascinating to hear perspectives from so early on.

People in construction want to be around their families for those few hours in the afternoon the earlier you can start the earlier you’re back home

Love how awkward hila got when Ethan called her beautiful u can feel their love

@cloudysleep4732

4 жыл бұрын

that was cute

@yeahh267

4 жыл бұрын

When did he do that? 😆

@julesss0824

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeahh267 1:22:38

When Ethan just calls out Hila on how beautiful she looked so suddenly in mid corona virus conversation and catching her off guard is legit goals

@Gratefulcassady

4 жыл бұрын

Antonio Zuniga ok Antonio I’m sure you crave that

@antoniozuniga2782

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gratefulcassady yup

Damn, I didn't watch this podcast when it came out and now I wish I would have. The amount of accuracy in this video about the Coronavirus is insane and you basically predicted what is happening now. Crazy how it flew under the radar for so long.

*sits down w dinner, clicks play* Ethan within the first minute: “so my dog shat and puked and then ate it”

@laurafelkai7692

3 жыл бұрын

the exact same thing happened to me hahahaha

“Zach to be fair..I. Haven’t found anything you dislike....” Zach: “I love yacht rock...”

@Iridescent_Peasant

4 жыл бұрын

Zack is the man. How does one not know Ride Like the Motherfugin' Wind?!

@hrs1414

4 жыл бұрын

Shellbombs me and my boys blast that shit once the uber is nearby, its legendary

@mekenna_

4 жыл бұрын

I love Christopher Cross lol. I had a feeling Zach did too before he even mentioned it.

@Iridescent_Peasant

4 жыл бұрын

@@hrs1414 Nice. That's the way to do it!

@Iridescent_Peasant

4 жыл бұрын

@@mekenna_ Of course - that's because you have refined and superior taste (;

Awgh when he just said "you look really beautiful Hila" out of nowhere 😭 At 1:22:37

When Ethan said, “So they’re actually paying a premium to end humanity.” I died laughing 😂

Ethan was right all along. Here in Germany it wasn't taken seriously until recently by Mid March. Just fucking stupid.

@cancan4979

4 жыл бұрын

I came back to this video and saw I didn’t want to watch past the first 30 mins. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Could of had cleaning supplies on deck Id I kept on. But I also got sick the 1st of month and still am so slept a lot after work and stuff.

Regarding another powerpoint presentation, I'm just going to pitch it again - Dan should work with Ian to explain the evils of Bill Gates. We never got Dan's information on this, and I for one am very curious.

@cheetobandito6307

4 жыл бұрын

I'm for this.

@AZ-wr3dh

4 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain?

@nicoleacuna7249

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss pleasee

@trashatgaming2969

4 жыл бұрын

Where do I sign?

@justinhosey8301

4 жыл бұрын

@@AZ-wr3dh, Ethan made a comment about Bill Gates doing some good for the world. Dan got super defensive and criticized Ethan for not being "woke" and not knowing how "evil" of a person Bill Gates is. But then Dan failed to really provide any substance to defend his position.

Construction starts early because it's cooler in the morning and gets super hot during high noon

@mandymassey826

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ena48145 lmao

@averyleo3948

4 жыл бұрын

In addition, it's incredibly hard and unsafe to do things like roofing when it gets dark so starting at dawn means you get the work done faster and can move on to the next job.

@CMon_Jack

4 жыл бұрын

And these people have real jobs and schedules to keep. Real world business

@CITLSOL

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ena48145 idk if you're in Cali but In around the LA area it's been getting warmer, and never really got cold lol, certainly not hot yet, but for someone in the sun working it might be.

@joshuasutton3461

4 жыл бұрын

Also most people have families and don't want to be working past 8pm

You guys should’ve mentioned how the rock and metal categories are never shown on tv at the Grammys

I thought dan and ian were the same person until I started binge watching the podcasts lmao

*2% of a hundred million is twenty million people* oh ethan, dear

@younewser

4 жыл бұрын

Anna Ekner 2 million would still be a shit load of people

@TheBest14184

4 жыл бұрын

He got the first one right with the 2% of 1 million, just didn’t scale up very well lmao

@mikewhite9548

4 жыл бұрын

well they did say just before that the range is 2-10%. not great math but not as bad as just the 2

@HeavyHeartsShow

4 жыл бұрын

The fear instinct tells us what it wants to haha

Sound bite Ethan saying “I had no choice hila” at 30:58

Wow Ethan is a psychic 🔮I'm here from the future and its a COVID 🌎

i dont know why i haven't yet learned not to bring food to this podcast

Damn, Ethan’s hoodie is awesome! Bruh, Hila’s hairpins are literally too legit to quit. I love it.

Last time I was this early Ian liked his job

@Kwithnovideos-gu3ks

4 жыл бұрын

Whos lan

@RileyTRC

4 жыл бұрын

100K with no videos 😐😐😐

@r.i.petika9109

4 жыл бұрын

100K with no videos 🤦🏽‍♂️

@ayylien6148

4 жыл бұрын

Who’s Ian? Does he not like his job?? Who tf is Ian???

@joeltherrien5310

4 жыл бұрын

It’s Me I have to pee so bad

The missionaries knocked on my door and I answered it. The newscaster was playing out of context 😂

And here I was, staying in China, not allowed to leave home, thinking : oh, let’s watch some h3h3 to take my mind off the coronavirus 🙂

@LosezDAUGHTER

4 жыл бұрын

Mila Ost God bless.

@dantellor1024

4 жыл бұрын

If I can ask, how are things over there now?

A little insight on the construction workers: Getting up and getting the work done before it gets to hot is always a good idea

@Kjertinge

4 жыл бұрын

It’s also a way for us to get home earlier. I do plumbing and the earlier I can start, the better. Traffic is a big issue for some of us. And if you have a physically demanding job, you’d rather not be in the elements as long especially in summer.

@gaberylosborne8018

4 жыл бұрын

@NoochTV Even in cold weather, being in sunlight for hours on end can mess you up. Also, you don't change your daily schedule because it's cloudy. I'm sure there's instances with snow, blizzards, hurricanes, etc, though.

@sadsoft5475

4 жыл бұрын

ok but I can't sleep

@TherealTprentaloe

4 жыл бұрын

NoochTV wrong

@hazyanlazy123

4 жыл бұрын

NoochTV New York and freezing cold lol puss your acting like you live in the arctic

Ethan, my friends dog had really bad breath and eventually they found out that it was because of a rotten tooth. Might wanna get Shredder checked out

The back half of this pod aged like a wine

Ethan: We need a serious Titel Also Ethan: "Happy Disco Time Intro Dance"

Hila is the internet’s mom and I live for that energy