TLDR; Pat discovers the outside world

@gameb9oy

Жыл бұрын

“Had a great time, never doing that again”

Pat expressing true joy at an outside activity he didn't expect to like so much is genuinely nice to see. It's becoming really clear that moving to BC was the best thing for him and Paige's mental AND physical health. Sea sickness sucks regardless though. That shit will stay with you all day if it's bad enough, you'll be watching a movie or eating dinner, but your body will still feel like it's trying to stabilize on the rocking deck.

"Ok, Coomer" *leaves after making the most obvious joke*

@miguelnewmexico8641

Жыл бұрын

at least knowing you made the most obvious joke shows more self-awareness than some people.

Gotta say a lot of these recent podcast clips are just giving out great date ideas to steal later for ourselves!

@TalkingVidya

Жыл бұрын

Literally, me and my gf are going to cancun next month and after this clip I texted her with a "yo, we gotta go whale watching"

@GoofballAndi

Жыл бұрын

Whale Watcher going STRAIGHT into the tinder bio

Whales quite literally pull a “your ‘mirin bro”

Pat experienced at least 3 to 4 Seinfeld bits in this one trip. Bits that ironically happened to George.

@miguelnewmexico8641

Жыл бұрын

so Pat is George, Woolie is Elaine, Paige is definitely Kramer, i guess that makes Elmo the Jerry.

@krodmandoon3479

Жыл бұрын

​@@miguelnewmexico8641 How can Paige be Kramer if she welcomes Woolie into her home?

Pats description of zangeif howling was the funniest fucking thing ive heard all week

Pat States At: Child-like wonder and whimsey

It is very telling that when I read "Coomer Whale" my first thought wasn't a whale but instead a porn addict gacha player.

@MattManDX1

Жыл бұрын

So... a regular gatcha player?

The feeling after you’ve been told a particular town is a shit-hole, then going through it and finding it’s actually pretty nice happens a lot in the states. I think it comes from people having automatic disdain toward their hometowns.

@In-The-Zone

Жыл бұрын

Or often people who either haven't been there themselves and hear things or don't like the politics of the place.

@neloverg3774

Жыл бұрын

​@@In-The-Zone ok nerds, go to Detroit or the bronx

@In-The-Zone

Жыл бұрын

@@neloverg3774 Been to Da Bronx, it was chill

"What's the town with all the colors?" "That could mean... ANYTHING!"

Fun fact: the ferry carries more than 200 cars. It's got 3-4 decks

I can sympathize with the sea-sickness. You never really understand it until it finally happens to you, I experienced it myself when I went deep-sea fishing with my uncle up in Alaska.

It feels weird to know Pat is existing just across the strait from me.

@zedc6072

Жыл бұрын

You’re within proximity of him, stay safe.

@OrilliousTyr

Жыл бұрын

@@zedc6072 I can hear the mind goblins

@graffitisamurai

Жыл бұрын

I picture Pat just standing along the coast. Shaking his baby fist at you from across the strait.

@nahman3836

Жыл бұрын

grab a telescope, you gotta watch his next moves, warn us all of what's coming

@KaleWhip

Жыл бұрын

Right? It’s like… they’re just over there. Chugging mustard.

We need a Pat vs. Outside series.

In middle school I went whale watching was sick as shit but the dolphins kept harassing the whales

@DarthShadow91

Жыл бұрын

Dolphins are fucking awful sex pests.

I hope with the recent KZread policy changes that Kirby takes a break for a while or is at least replaced by another sound effect. I love the pink puffball, but I think I’m hitting my limit…

@ahame94

Жыл бұрын

Just a simple quiet beep would be cool. A +15 Db high pitched screech ain't it.

@GeeEff

Жыл бұрын

I wouldnt mind it that much if it was just turned down a bit. Freaking hurts

@deshwitat357hedge7

Жыл бұрын

It's like Woolie is punishing us for KZread's bullshit.

Those whales making me act up.

“Without all the moral anguish and guilt of a zoo.” I don’t know what zoos Pat is going to, but zoos don’t just straight up abduct animals from the wild and put them in tiny cages. They get their animals from breeding and conservation programs.

@Dreamfillah

Жыл бұрын

He refers to the general understanding that none of the animals in the zoo are meant to be in a zoo, nor are they even half as happy as they'd be in the wild.

@Brave_SJ

Жыл бұрын

​@@Dreamfillah They'd generally be about half as alive in the wild as well.

@JCdental

Жыл бұрын

@@Dreamfillah Animals have to be aclimatised to the WILD, if they were born in captivity chances are they ain't cutting it in the wild

@Dreamfillah

Жыл бұрын

@@Brave_SJ I'd be likelier to survive in an isolated, sterile glass-tank menagerie with some freakazoid Aliens staring at me then I'd be living on my own too, doesn't mean I'd be enjoying myself.

@wearecoterminous

Жыл бұрын

@@Brave_SJ thank God I live in this prison against my will otherwise my life might be in danger

PLEASE change from the kirby censoring or make it less loud, it is painful as fuck on headphones

@diegomedina9637

Жыл бұрын

No. Make it louder.

That last part Pat, is fatherhood. Doesn't matter if the child is human or not.

@gameb9oy

Жыл бұрын

I hope they are satisfied with their fur babies. Not only can I not fathom what a kid for those two would be like, I cannot imagine someone as fragile as paige surviving childbirth

@KaleWhip

Жыл бұрын

@@gameb9oy It could actually literally kill her.

@stitches1110

Жыл бұрын

@@KaleWhip they could go the surrogate route. Edit: I guess I should clarify that this is depend on if they even want kids.

@ngmajora6986

Жыл бұрын

Lmao XD even it there was the whole time

@satorukuroshiro

Жыл бұрын

@@ngmajora6986 Yeah, I got Monkey's Paw vibes immediately after Pat announced it.

1:50 Woolie, Toronto IS the provincial capital, Ottawa is the national capital

Alternative title, Pat Stares at Whales

They rolled back the swearing changes weeks ago, guys

@Andrew_TS

Жыл бұрын

Future-proofing. YT doesn't give an f and may change it again later.

@thirdeye9698

Жыл бұрын

Kirby has secretly hijacked the channel

@Yoshiman360

Жыл бұрын

​@@thirdeye9698 dang, the Poyo's were never edited in, they were Diagetic!

@diegomedina9637

Жыл бұрын

​@@thirdeye9698 Ahhh crap. Remember what happened last time someone secretly injected himself into a channel?

@SeruraRenge11

Жыл бұрын

@@diegomedina9637 it got better for a few years but then later set off a chain of events that destroyed the channel?

Oh, yeah. I live in one of those alleged shit-hole towns. Apparently, the place I live got some bad reputation for whatever reason before I was even born and it stuck around. I don't think people still think of it that badly, but all my life it's been fine.

I went whale watching during a fun high school trip. Was great! Out of about 30 people who had never been out on the ocean before, I was the only one who got sick.

Woolie decided to become the storm that is approaching

The foot washing thing is about being of service to your fellow man, and also letting your fellow man be of service to you.

@In-The-Zone

Жыл бұрын

gaaaaauuuuuuyyyyy

Two parts of this speak to me on a deep level. First, the unexpected joy one can find in a completely random spectacular thing. Second, the crippling discomfort of having people pamper you. EDIT: Make that three things. Returning from blissful relaxation to the existential dread and mind-numbing tedium of day-to-day life.

it's been a little bit funny watching Pat go through the PNW experience

@funkemonke8084

Жыл бұрын

@@OfficerHotpants Pacific North West

Woolie's eyebrow raising up at the Restaurant part, like he tapped into insight that another "mold" story was inbound

god its so weird to hear pat talk about a town i used to live in! HELL YEAH PORT ALBERNI IS A SHIT HOLE LMAO

@KaleWhip

Жыл бұрын

Most of the Island is a shithole. Especially Nanaimo.

Haha, I went to Goats on the Roof when I was 18 with my family with a freshly broken arm after high school graduation. (Broken arm was unrelated to the trip) From what I remember of the place you missed nothing, as the goats didn't do shit on that roof other than sleep, chew grass and stare blankly at the tourists.

"Port Alberni is a Shithole" hey! Just cuz you're right doesn't mean you have to say it out loud! I got family there!

@KaleWhip

Жыл бұрын

At least it isn’t the biggest shithole on the island.

I've been to Vancouver island via the opposite end (Coming up from Port Angeles, WA) and yes, it is very pretty. It was very odd exploring around Victoria and it's literally just across the sound.

I like the CSB highlight where the boys activate their Kirby jumpscare stand 😂

> The city of Vancouver is not on Vancouver island. New York, New York would like to have a word.

@miguelnewmexico8641

Жыл бұрын

did you know the island the Statue of Liberty is on is actually called Vancouver?

@Samm815

Жыл бұрын

​@@miguelnewmexico8641 I'm not surpirsed.

I basically effectively forgot about COVID until pat mentioned being locked down still

Pat must live in one of the nice parts of Vancouver because from how I had the city described to me, it has some really nice parts that are great places to live....and then the rest is a whole lot of meth.

It's like finding out there are people who can't swim

@miguelnewmexico8641

Жыл бұрын

i can only do it doggy style.

@iller3

Жыл бұрын

It's not that we COULDN'T swim, it just even when we try to keep our lungs full, we still sink like a freakin rock so it takes way more energy and "technique" for us to stay at the surface

I refresh my feed, and this comes up. *WHAT IS THAT TITLE*

@UrobourosZero

Жыл бұрын

It’s from the episode titled “Whales Love Flashing Dong”

Content I can completely relate to lol

Dong Dong Never Dies: Act 2.

port alberney (sp?) sounds like smaller version of brampton, ontario. come see our five walmart supercentres lol

@rj78678

Жыл бұрын

Ohh Port Alberni isn't nearly as developed/suburban as Brampton. It's tiny and folksy and in the middle of nowhere. It's the town where you get your gas and food cuz you're about to drive 3 hours through the mountains

Should’ve gotten a refund on the meal, server really pulled a fast one on waiting to tell you after paying.

@In-The-Zone

Жыл бұрын

They got new food though, its not as though Paige still ate it or they were charged for the first dish.

I pity the fool who never developed sea legs

But do they let you drink?

i just wanna squish blubber and 'accidently' hold hands with my seamates.

Dudes, this sound effect is not acceptable.

Pat did a good husband, this was beautiful

Like.

...ok i live in Florida, what rhe fuck is wrong with canadian zoos? Our zoos are hyper known to accommodate as much is possible witb massive land for them usually utilizing animals not fit for wilderness. ...also we rival the population of tigers in the wild

I'm gay

That’s how sad we are out here of the Island, that Woolie, a Canadian man who lives in Montreal, has to have Vancouver Island explained to him.

What is it with North America and having capitals be separate from the most populous city?

@CrypticSquid1

Жыл бұрын

Possibly imported by the portion of settlers from Scotland alongside deep-frying everything.

@MattManDX1

Жыл бұрын

Because they're usually the most centralized city in old trade routes rather than beholden to modern population demographics

@yanipheonu

Жыл бұрын

In the case of Canada, Ottawa was deemed easier to defend in case of invasion, and is on the border of Quebec and Ontario (which made up the country at the time) Population is not the primary reason for choosing a capital.

@diegomedina9637

Жыл бұрын

​@@yanipheonu Yeah. Mexico's Capital was basically "Well... We're already here. Might as well make this place our capital"

@SeruraRenge11

Жыл бұрын

Countries in the Americas the capital was usually designated long before that country's modern borders as they exist today are. I'm not American but just from looking at maps, Washington DC was much closer to the "center" of the country when the nation started which meant someone in the north never had to travel all the way to the southern end to get there and vice versa. Same reason I think the majority of their state capitals are in the dead center of the state, a form of equality in travel time.

Bruh this censor sound effect will be the death of me

nope

I really cannot handle these "Poyo"s. Please just make the cuts silent gaps. At the very least make them not louder than everything else, please.

Pat is like a Gen Z born in a millennial body. I have been enjoying the great outdoors for years even during the pandemic, which is over. Also him acting like steaming is so hard. Come work my job and be in rooms that can reach 120 degrees during the summer.

Please, hearing "POYO!" in my ear every 3 seconds is so obnoxious. For the love of god, think of the earbud users!. I listen to this at work and I don't even hear words. I just hear "POYO!!!" I'm not trying to be an entitled asshole, but this will absolutely stop me from watching these clips.

I'm done with these until Kirby dies, sorry

God I'm sick of the puyo. Could you use a less obnoxious sound?

@FamiliarFacesChannel

Жыл бұрын

I got a creator notice that said it's ok to swear again. But I guess people are just still playing it safe.

@bazzjedimaster

Жыл бұрын

Some of these become signatures of the channel, like Oneyplays and their monkey noises, what they have over the Poyos is that they have more than one monkey screech for swearing so it is less annoying.

@VideosVlogsThatsIt

Жыл бұрын

No you Coomer county whale watcher

@tpeack

Жыл бұрын

@@bazzjedimaster true, but the oney ones seem to fit/are low enough that it isn't annoying, i'm sure there must be some kind of rpg grumble instead of talking noise they could swap in instead of poyo,

@NinjaxShadowXx

Жыл бұрын

Its not needed anymore KZread said swearing after the first like 7 seconds is allowed and videos won't be demonetized. I think Woolie doesn't know about this yet so someone needs to tell him.