"Your Stomach Demans Input, But Fridge Say No" -Boris 2019

@TheMrVengeance

4 жыл бұрын

Fridge say no, potatoes say IDI NAHUI. I'm starving pls send halp.

@Akiralsdr

4 жыл бұрын

need more 1 like to 1000

@aaronlfcynwa2951

4 жыл бұрын

IT person 100

@seaglass4921

4 жыл бұрын

I like the incorporation of some animation in these newer vids

@dunrossb

4 жыл бұрын

Check out Barbara4u2c latest video. A true slav and Boris fan. Help her grow. Also she is hot like Bulgarian summer.

"Every month has end of month" -Boris 2019

@Billy-bn1rp

4 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong though

@hashimina_

4 жыл бұрын

Can relate to this though

@7uring

4 жыл бұрын

Hitting home. For me every month has two, like kiełbasa, because paycheck comes on the 10th.

@mickellebutler1713

4 жыл бұрын

Every 60 seconds in Africa, A minute passes

@asovietreunion13

4 жыл бұрын

@@mickellebutler1713 DEAR GOD

I shared this with my friend that went abroad for work and it saved him from starving for a year now. Every day is end of month for him and he's very happy that he can survive on this little. Thank you for saving my friend, Boris!!!

@theveled0178

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, really?!

@shawnwilliams3341

3 жыл бұрын

sus

@alphanakpunar5183

3 жыл бұрын

one more american entered to *glorious* life

@harimemagic9767

3 жыл бұрын

I hope your friend is in better living condition now

@tinypirate3109

3 жыл бұрын

Wholesome

Bill looks at apple and egg and says: "I am going to starve" Boris looks at apple and egg and says: "Ah, dinner"

@SuperNormalMan

3 жыл бұрын

Shit, man, just add oil, salt & pepper, maybe even a bit of flour, boom, you have a meal.

@ismata3274

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm, hopefully have a bit of sugar and cinnamon? Cook apple with those. (and a dash of water too) Prepare some bread with that egg french style, and instead of honey, pour over your apple sauce.

@ismata3274

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperNormalMan or save/store some oatmeal for the ends of the months. Put whatever you have in some oatmeal. Cook if it's savory. Optional if it's something sweet, like apple here.

@epigone1796

3 жыл бұрын

@@ismata3274 >Apple sauce Fruit sauces is not so cheap in Russia, so jam does it's job.

@ismata3274

3 жыл бұрын

@@epigone1796 🤔 Hmmm, much better, jam is much easier to store, so, add a jar of end of month jam -or two- with your end of month oatmeal bags. Mix when appropriate (end of the month). Dilute and use as a sauce in conditions demanding sweet sauces. Or add hot water for a fruit tea, cold water for a cold refresher. I make fruit tea out of fruitless part of fruit jams at work. Add hot water, done. Much healthier than commercial fruit powders. Best if it's babushkas.

„The best chef is an empty stomach“ Boris - 2019

@Torgo1969

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. That's quite profound, reminds one of what Schopenhauer wrote about the human condition and the real nature of what we call "pleasure."

@MechWarrior894

4 жыл бұрын

Starvation is a cruel mistress

@tomicbranislav3

4 жыл бұрын

As my old Sargeant used to say: If you dont like the food you are just not hungry enough

@shacochad7052

4 жыл бұрын

Its true

@porkfreegaming5278

4 жыл бұрын

it is true though

Coming from a Russian household the accuracy of this video is frightening

@ObamaGamingOfficialCabinet

4 жыл бұрын

Is it normal to eat mushrooms that look a bit like the fungus growing on the clickers in the last of us?

@oatmeal3919

4 жыл бұрын

@@ObamaGamingOfficialCabinet Interestingly enough I recognise this type of mushroom as one that grows in the forest near my grandfather's home during mushroom season. So yeah, you just go outside and pick them up wherever you find them and you have a free meal. That is if you like mushrooms of course, which I do not.

@vartosu11

4 жыл бұрын

@@ObamaGamingOfficialCabinet When I was young, my grandmother demonstrated a decent (but probably not foolproof) way of telling if mushrooms are dangerous or not. If you put oil in a frying pan, toss in a few diced mushrooms and some onions, if the onions go gray-darkish instead of their normal brown-caramelized look then the mushrooms might be poisonous. I was told this happens because onions are like sponges for toxins, poisons, bad stuff. Thinking about it, this is also probably why slavic people have been using onion poultices to treat certain affections like inflamation, infection, etc. for ages.

@peps7724

4 жыл бұрын

@@oatmeal3919 These are Chanterelles, very delicious

@peps7724

4 жыл бұрын

Yup accurate for me as a Finn as well

When boris said your not going hungry on my watch i felt loved

@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145

3 жыл бұрын

We all did

@briannaadhikari8155

3 жыл бұрын

Same my friend.

@Anvilshock

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he said "you're". Because Boris is not debil.

@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anvilshock never mind friend as long as everyone understands

@Anvilshock

3 жыл бұрын

@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 So it would be fine to refer to you as "asshole" as long as everyone understands I was referring to you? Got it.

Can't imagine how many struggling college students have likely been saved by these cooking videos

I think we underestimate the number of lives Boris saves every week.

@sonyvegasfxvideos

4 жыл бұрын

Every month is end of month!

@HenryOfSkalitz7786

4 жыл бұрын

I watched because I'm hungry and know Boris cooks, and I have virtually nothing on my hands.

@QS1597

4 жыл бұрын

Communist Propaganda is not propaganda is truth

@justinhamilton8647

4 жыл бұрын

I live paycheck to paycheck, so this channel is life saving!

@ghgdjjx5929

4 жыл бұрын

The accuracy of Every single video he makes is absolutely terrifying

You know it’s end of month when there’s no potato

@snake698

4 жыл бұрын

And no shots

@snake698

4 жыл бұрын

And no shots

@InternetDweller009

4 жыл бұрын

*Bang*

@redacted144

4 жыл бұрын

*and no shots*

@theillegaluwu1313

4 жыл бұрын

Unless in Belarus there is always potato there

Me watching this at the last year of high school: this is useless Me watching this now, on the first year of university: *he's god*

@shittymcrvids3119

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

@doomsday248842

3 жыл бұрын

His recipes actually are legit(albeit the messiness is a bit exaggerated for comedic purpouses) - the cucumber with salt always has been a cheap summer snack for me (can swap for tomato, also - less salt, also - can add a bit of pepper to each bite, if you feel fancy), the water with jam is basically my childhood, even more so than kompot, and the way he makes mushroom sauce is the way my mom, grandparents, my siblings, myself and everyone else i know, make it.. it is actually my favourite sauce - it goes well with potatoes/macaroni/rice/buchwheat, or on bread, on anything that can function as a vehicle for it, or just with a spoon. Also - you can swap these mushrooms for other edible mushrooms, sausage, salami, ground meat, regular meat, organ meat, onions, carrots, ... - just chop the thing up, fry on pan until ready, add salt, pepper, flour, mix, then add milk and bring it to boil, and its ready. it's a very versatile recipe, goes well with anything, great way to add a ton of flavour to bland food for cheap. :D His recipes definitely are not useless, just regular eastern european food prepared in an entertaining way. :)

@megaderp9442

3 жыл бұрын

Also I definitely recommend if stuff is for sale that lasts a while like macaroni, rice and stuff like that that you would use anyway stock up on it if you can afford it at that time to save at least one or more, because it might not cost much now but at the end of the month it will save you from going hungry for cheap. Also I definitely recommend getting some bouillon too for easy meal (ish) macaroni or rice

@teergeret

3 жыл бұрын

@@megaderp9442 I recommend cans of beans, be it kidney beans or any other, you can do various stuff with those, and all of it tastes good and makes you fed

@leinad8344

3 жыл бұрын

Karalhom, um Br

Tried the first recipe recently. Just subbed the sausage for two left over strips of bacon. It's not high class but it's pretty good and filled me up. Totally recommend it

"because remember every month has end of month" -LifeOfBoris 2019

@GodlikeIridium

4 жыл бұрын

And that is why most young people in western europe stay at their parents house until they are 30 and have studied some useless bullshit. And then they finally move out but do not even know how to cook...

@ThisGalaxyCat

4 жыл бұрын

@@GodlikeIridium is that real? Wow!

@greekfreak2273

4 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard on this

This looks like HowToBasic but with an actual good result

@XXStrong1

4 жыл бұрын

You see comrade, that is beauty of Slav King, his tips sound absurd, but they work anyway blin.

@rbekmanis

4 жыл бұрын

@@XXStrong1 I agree

@o.602

4 жыл бұрын

@@XXStrong1 he is our god, afterall blin

@matthewroussos524

4 жыл бұрын

*HOWTOBASICWANTSTOKNOWYOURLOCATION*

@seththesheriff1275

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewroussos524 fuck, i say no

"This could probably feed the rats.....if they hadn't died of starvation already" XD I like this line

Wasn’t until I watched this video that I realized how poor I actually was growing up. Salt, pepper, potatoes, and oil was our dinner for 4 months straight. I was born ready for end of month!

all mushrooms are edible, some just one time

@balsarmy

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant)

@zetjet9901

4 жыл бұрын

Same with lava! :D

@pacificxplorer

4 жыл бұрын

Death cap causes liver failure

@laiskapyykki

4 жыл бұрын

And some of them changes the time alltogether...

@KoyasuNoBara

4 жыл бұрын

@@pacificxplorer Then that's one of the mushrooms that are only edible once.

-has flour -has water -asks what to do when you dont have bread *-fried flour*

@obiwankenobi8033

4 жыл бұрын

*MINDBLOWING*

@pretzels713

4 жыл бұрын

Doesnt have yeast

@stal2496

4 жыл бұрын

@@pretzels713 you can make bread without yeast it will be terrible but it will be bread

@RESIDELOF96

4 жыл бұрын

Without butter he might as well be baking bricks

@stal2496

4 жыл бұрын

@@RESIDELOF96 in some situations brick is called bread instead

"as long as you not add flour to soup" * poland wants to know your location *

@actuallyanantichrist1062

3 жыл бұрын

Croatia would also appreciate if Poland could share his location.

This guy's accent and attitude make the video. I'm dying laughing, dude's funny af.

Finally, someone who understands being broke means having 5 Euros for a week, not 50

@jekkey

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes nice

@tonarsilverwolf6485

4 жыл бұрын

100th like

@checkbordspy4608

4 жыл бұрын

Spend 5 Euro on a book of eatible plants and some 0 Euro on food for ever week

@paulmahoney7619

4 жыл бұрын

Emily Delamar I think it was more like 12 euros a week, but still, less than half of the other video.

@pingatraaonIG

4 жыл бұрын

@@tonarsilverwolf6485 300th

-Can we get McDonalds? -We got food at home Food at home:

@kiwivolante2650

4 жыл бұрын

Still healthier than McDonald

@Alex-mc5yn

4 жыл бұрын

@@kiwivolante2650 wouldn't say so. McDonalds goes through strict health inspections here and the food costs as much as normal food in cheap cafes. Doctor sausage, on the other hand, has caused me more than a few food poisonings. Health inspectors often find paper, mystery meat, soy (% higher than the norm). Overall, you should only buy from brands you trust. And even then you aren't guaranteed to not be puking after that. Also, certain overprocessed products react weirdly when heated. E.g., stuff that has been smoked with "liquid smoke".

@galaxyeyesphotondragon8191

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-mc5yn Did you really get food poisoning that often? I was considering trying out some but now that you put it that way I think I'll stick to the food I know

@Alex-mc5yn

4 жыл бұрын

Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon, I'd recommend you try it, but only choose the sausage made in meat factories rather than private manufacturers. It should have "мясокомбинат" in its name. Generally less risky. They seem to follow the old Soviet norms more thoroughly. Oh, and always buy from a large supermarket. Smaller shops and butcheries tend to turn off the electricity at night (including the refrigeration units) to save money. Sad how the sausage was specifically designed with WWII veterans in mind and was one of the most loved products in USSR. Also, you can make it yourself, even following the original recipe. No soy or toilet paper. There is plenty of tutorials on KZread. The query is "домашняя докторская колбаса".

@warl0ck666

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-mc5yn it was a joke ........

Boris has the same energy as that one cool older cousin we all have. Knows how to do almost anything and he will teach you.

@Johndoe-jd

3 жыл бұрын

More of a babushka you never had

@lightningcrush7795

2 жыл бұрын

My cousins are just as dumb or dumber then me

2019: *end of the month special* 2020: *end of the world special*

@lennoxtvthingy7408

4 ай бұрын

This aged worse than unrefrigerated cheese

“The best chef is an empty stomach.” - Boris, 2019 Truer words were never spoken

@MartinPuskin

4 жыл бұрын

It's an Estonian proverb: "Tühi kõht on parim kokk"

@354sd

4 жыл бұрын

My gran said hunger makes the best sauce

@MrSzymonsos

4 жыл бұрын

It's common proverb in Poland too

@laurabeane8862

4 жыл бұрын

"Hunger is the best pickle" -Benjamin Franklin

@juuk3103

4 жыл бұрын

@@MartinPuskin im pretty sure its a common saying in many countries

There is A classic family recipe from the Soviet block countries: “Boiled water”

@onearthonelegion

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you cannot afford boiling the water. So you must eat the water raw.

@burner1865

4 жыл бұрын

@@onearthonelegion I eat my water *R A W*

@thedashingsaint4455

4 жыл бұрын

Block? You mean Balkan right? Right?

@commentcopbadge6665

4 жыл бұрын

I tried making that recipe. Had to start over 5 times beause I kept burning it. Tell me, when do you add the boil? Before or after the water grows fur?

@user-dn1nh3zu6h

4 жыл бұрын

@@commentcopbadge6665 It's not a big surprise! In our family the recipes for boiled water are passing trough generations from the Tzars times! From babushka to vnuchka, from dedushka to vnuk... And then some western guy like you comes and thinks: "Oui, i should try this one! It doesn't look very difficult to make boiled water, right?" Wrong!

Honestly that mushroom sauce on rice is out of this world delicious. I topped it with some browned doctor's sausage for protein and it was so damn goooood.

I just changed jobs (my old one was super toxic) and took a huge pay cut. So I’ve been revisiting these budget videos and it has been saving me and my husband lots of money but we feel very full! Thank you Boris for the inspiration and help!

"The best chef is an empty stomach"-Boris

@ariefrahmatramadhan7016

3 жыл бұрын

That's true

@MiaMizuno

3 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramsay is really some random casual guy compared to 2 Michail Starred Chef

@alphaplayzz1381

3 жыл бұрын

This actually sounds like a survivalist quote

@kill4276

3 жыл бұрын

@@alphaplayzz1381 lol

@lieumelo8864

3 жыл бұрын

that phrase is common in my country.

“Poor mans mashed potato” that’s about as poor as it gets.

@VasilyMusic

4 жыл бұрын

With no potato!

@hydrochloricacid2146

4 жыл бұрын

It's not half bad.

@meatballsnacker-sitregald6919

4 жыл бұрын

@God of the Dogs Well I mean your stomach has plenty of that, they wouldn't be asking for more.

@SecondaryRBX

4 жыл бұрын

Are you even spy, blyat? How do you even call it "Poor man" (That's an literal joke)

@starrrzzz2905

4 жыл бұрын

God of the Dogs: Maybe, I guess.

I took a giant pay cut to pursue my dream job in animation, so this video will come in handy! Thank you Boris!

I love how in all of boris videos hes just messing around and joking, but at the same time hes actually teaching us how to survive

I swear, boris is like the slavic side of gordon ramsay.

@camper1749

4 жыл бұрын

no

@EmCeeDrue

4 жыл бұрын

This squid so undercooked, you can practically hear it telling SpongeBob to "Idi Nahui".

@leaguemoments9133

4 жыл бұрын

No, gordon is a western side of boris.

@frank144p4

4 жыл бұрын

At least Boris creates real content

@dylanw6303

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon "Gopnik" Ramsay! He cooks with the passion of Gordon, and the wit of a slav

Your stomach demands input but your fridge says "no" I felt that one.

That flour trick is honestly so smart, I've been eating that for breakfast for a week now and it's really filling

@mikeare2002

2 жыл бұрын

Call it cream of whatever you're making for added effect

@lightningcrush7795

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeare2002 cream of sausage

You have brought tears to my eyes. You are a good man. Good luck.

"The more foggy the water looks, the more flavour is inside" *Flint, Michigan would like to know your location*

@kerimaliyev8952

4 жыл бұрын

AND ALSO GORDON BROTHER

@innblind7417

4 жыл бұрын

@Orion Quirk bad for you

@Klesh13

4 жыл бұрын

I heard lead has a sweet taste, so he's probably not wrong.

@generalrubbish9513

4 жыл бұрын

S P I C Y WATER

@brandenr6073

4 жыл бұрын

ok

SLAV: We are poor, we eat these mushrooms picked from backyard WESTERNER: These rare Chanterelles were hand-sourced, and at only $50 an ounce!

@owayasomething9295

4 жыл бұрын

Sad but true

@rozennrd4802

4 жыл бұрын

Depends where you live, I had Chanterelles in my backyard and my mom also picked some in the woods when she would go for a stroll. But since I moved from my parent's home, I miss mushrooms...

@LeLouis

4 жыл бұрын

And fresh= +50%

@SonsOfLorgar

4 жыл бұрын

Clever SLAV: Hey Western spy! I have 200 kilos of mushrooms for sale, only $39.99/hektogram!

@szariq7338

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, I have no edible mushrooms in my gardem, only devil's boletes and some unedibles, that I don't know their name. But still, I have at most 1 km to a forest with porcinoes, parasol mushrooms, larch boletes and bay boletes.

"don't use all of the garlic, that is fucking insane." **laughs in half Italian**

Fridge : says no Cupboard : welcome to the end of month, we've got some indomie packages here Me : Thanks god I could live for 2 days more

@dgfolshop9845

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, Indomieeeee

@nsilvya6079

2 жыл бұрын

End of month or not, Indomie always saves the day

@Burning_Dwarf

2 жыл бұрын

Indomie is not for end of month, it is for end of thinking power

@HappyBeezerStudios

2 жыл бұрын

a bag of potatoes goes far further than instant noodles for the money

@crackedstar9992

2 жыл бұрын

@@HappyBeezerStudios it's cheaper than a bag of potata here soooo

Surprised that "Raiding Vadim's Refrigerator" wasn't an option

@someguyfromtheinternet5102

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas Mëlbourne Music im pretty sure the whole bloc going through same shit. Lol

@eigengrau7698

4 жыл бұрын

he should put this on next list

@nomblob5592

4 жыл бұрын

Eigengrau He already did it once with cooking Syrnik in Vadim house

@TheJermuFin

4 жыл бұрын

Vadim also has end of month

@maaarc1613

4 жыл бұрын

XD

Me: **looks in fridge** I have nothing to eat. Boris: F E A S T

@Kaigokuiwu

3 жыл бұрын

1000th like nice

@C.Oh.Phio.Raman-0312

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kaigokuiwu omg thx :)

@yourmother3126

3 жыл бұрын

@@C.Oh.Phio.Raman-0312 nah mate just season the air and you’ll have the air meal

@Micromation

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourmother3126 friendly reminder, sniffing your own farts is not a substitute of balanced diet xD

@Yashi.m

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

1:34 "I mean who doesn't have flour" Weeeeeeeellllllllllllll...

@neonkatze

3 жыл бұрын

:}

@ayatollahalikhamenei3722

2 жыл бұрын

Is this a caddy reference?

@TheJovian16

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayatollahalikhamenei3722 It was actually a reference to the panic buying that took place in the first months of the pandemic when the video came out. I worked in a supermarket back then and let me tell you. there was no flour available, for weeks it would be sold out within an hour of being put on the shelf, so much so the store stated selling flour from the bakery in bags meant for doughnuts.

@ayatollahalikhamenei3722

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheJovian16 that does seem more likely.

Dear Boris, my comrade. I've been watching you for years and years now thanks to my best friend in highschool. I lost him and I came back to your videos and I want to say thank you man. You are getting me through this tough week.

I survived this month. But what is with next one?

@shayorosov-fink7937

4 жыл бұрын

JC Denton That’s why payment exists

@banjobill8420

4 жыл бұрын

This is for survive til payday, товарищ

@De1tAStreaM

4 жыл бұрын

Same my check is tmr lol.its end of month today

@zidov8624

4 жыл бұрын

You eat same shit komrade

@llsld5808

4 жыл бұрын

dog soy chips arnt that expensive

“The best chef is an empty stomach” Words of wisdom here 😂😂

@martinkirilov1060

4 жыл бұрын

Are you Bulgarian?

@darkangel5672

4 жыл бұрын

Belinata well yes I am

@derekenmachine

4 жыл бұрын

Thats true 100%

"remember, every month has end of month" true!

0:56, i was waiting for the fridge to explode

"There is end of month and then there is end of month with no cooking oil." Two very different things.

@archeofutura_4606

4 жыл бұрын

The Anadromist true. But pork is cheap, and makes cooking oil for you

@TheAnadromist

4 жыл бұрын

@@archeofutura_4606 A good substitute if you save it.

@Pheatrix

4 жыл бұрын

And I'm currently in the situation of end of month with no cooking oil... It's actually not because I'm broke, but because I have forgotten to buy groceries and I the shops open again in 35 hours...

@jmbkpo

4 жыл бұрын

Grease can be a cheap substitute of oil atleast here

@TheAnadromist

4 жыл бұрын

4 things I also keep for the day without money - 1. Beans - 2. Rice - 3. Pasta 4. Spices. (But of course there is always cooking oil, sugar, salt, flour which could make a meal all by themselves.)

Protip: step 1: Let rats die of hunger. step 2: Process rats into cheburek. step 3: Offer rat cheburek to Vadim and wait until he dies. step 4: Raid Vadim's fridge for double end of month produce.

@polyphonydigital

4 жыл бұрын

more like quadruple, he has 20 sausages at end of month

@bojackhorseman4176

4 жыл бұрын

If you eat Vadim's corpse, you get eight times the amount of food.

@nerkdurgen5574

4 жыл бұрын

Eat Vadim

@Tajemnicza1235

4 жыл бұрын

I was sure last step will be eat Vadim

@omniyeet8818

4 жыл бұрын

@@bojackhorseman4176 *Hol Up*

Things you absolutely should have: Heat source Vessel to cook Stick to stir Staple items (flour/rice) Nutrients (plant or animal product) Seasonings (optional) (salt/oil/chilli/turmeric/bayleaf/pepper) You can survive on: Water+staple Or Nutrients You can feast on: Staple+everything else

Un grand merci, Boris

Other youtubers: I have money and i make video about having money Boris: *I MAKE VIDEO ABOUT NOT HAVING MONEY*

you do not understand how much i love this man he can: 1.) cook 2.) sew hats for his cat 3.) program 4.) use a gun

@dazley8021

4 жыл бұрын

Only one of this skills is useless in a modern world society.

@ineedtherapy8339

4 жыл бұрын

@@dazley8021 tf you mean? they're all useful

@Cos3mos

4 жыл бұрын

@@ineedtherapy8339 specially the gun

@loplop6614

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Ellmers HE WILL COMMAND THE RUSSIAN ARMY WITH HIS SKILLS

@Dz73zxxx

4 жыл бұрын

Ah man of dreams

“the best chef, is a empty stomach” most true quote i ever heard

Finally someone who uses ingredients you might actually have left over at the end of the month. Usually these videos are all using ingredients that are not commonly available, or they're using fresh ingredients, implying you have to go out and buy those with non-existent money

The best chef is an empty stomach! -Boris, 2019

@ojalamanaadoua

4 жыл бұрын

It's kind of an old saying with many variations. In my country we say it as "the best chef is hunger"

@LeLouis

4 жыл бұрын

@@ojalamanaadoua are you from Africa?^^

@ojalamanaadoua

4 жыл бұрын

@@LeLouis Eastern Europe. So basically the same, but different climate and a pinch of communism

@mejbishow5297

4 жыл бұрын

@@ojalamanaadoua lithuania?ukraine?

@huchung9886

4 жыл бұрын

Babushka: Are you challenging me?

Only true comrades are able to survive an entire month with just once slice of sausage and half a cucumber

@Saigonas

4 жыл бұрын

you again

@oblivionthekhajiit1155

4 жыл бұрын

Hah I survived on single chip and half of sausage

@coopierre

4 жыл бұрын

New justin y

@t0xicaura611

4 жыл бұрын

@@Saigonas rajon kunigas is shit man

@ricehathirohito9588

4 жыл бұрын

How to properly clean your metal computer only REAL slavs are able to survive 1 year with half of bread

"The best chef, is an empty stomach." It makes sense if you think about it.

It's october 5th and I'm living "End of Month - Extended Edition" since my paycheck is late...🤣

@onetrucksizedsalmon2962

3 жыл бұрын

F

Best Qualities in a Man : - He slav - He cooks - He programs - He stronk - He survive better than bear grylls - But most importantly, He Boris

@Jeansowaty

4 жыл бұрын

and he has a cat.

@VijayK-ZJC

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jeansowaty and he can sew hat for his cat

@Jeansowaty

4 жыл бұрын

@@VijayK-ZJC Da.

@rikosaikawa9024

4 жыл бұрын

Lurkin bear grills is a fake who sleeps in hotels

@theworldoflivvy3150

4 жыл бұрын

@@rikosaikawa9024 Eh... yeah, admittedly that's true. Maybe Les Stroud would be a better comparison?

ah...memories from my polish university are coming back ;)

@TheRumpelstinskin

4 жыл бұрын

bitch, this is reality for us American students! what you mean?

@parneava_man

4 жыл бұрын

@@pumpikat yes americans are western spies

@dylantaylor3139

4 жыл бұрын

Im a student and we cant even live on campus without buying a meal plan giving us food for the whole semester.

@deadpansnarker3749

4 жыл бұрын

Aye, that has been my college experience and i still have a year and a half to go.

@demonsoldierchem

4 жыл бұрын

My Japanese university version was, Big rice + Big cheap Tofu with soysauce. 😂

Man this type of cooking takes me back. You know it's end of month when the sugar sandwich comes out after you,ve run out of ketchup sandwiches.

@Jeff.78

2 жыл бұрын

Remember, eggs are cheap...and actually contain nutrition ✌️😎

I always laughed and enjoyed this video back when I was working and had money. But now I study and carefully watch the recipes as they are my lifeline

How to survive step by step : 1. Watch boris cooking tips 2. Evaluate your budget 3. Move to babushka's basement

Did Arytom steal all the food again? Or is he busy "protecting" the sausage?

@lazyproeagle

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by "protecting"

@nim1990

4 жыл бұрын

@@lazyproeagle eating

@Ricky911_

4 жыл бұрын

He probably ate all the food and went back to dancing to hard bass while Boris was making this video, truss me

@aca0867

4 жыл бұрын

Vadim have sausage 🤣🤣

@Saigonas

4 жыл бұрын

busy

Flour in soup is really really good for budget soup. You basically already made flour soup with the first recipe… it adds substance and richness to the soup that a broth doesnt have. French creamy soups or chowder for example are flour soups basically

i just realised you can see boris' face in the reflection of the oven and the pot

“So you have survived another month” 2020 in a nutshell

@baileyweaver2459

4 жыл бұрын

April will end us all

@Parelf

4 жыл бұрын

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED: Murder hornets in America and Kim Jong Un faked his death.

@xxxxxx5868

4 жыл бұрын

FLOYD

@SharkyMcSnarkface

4 жыл бұрын

Mass civil rights movement is now checked off for the list of crap year

@TheGuyThatsNotFunny

4 жыл бұрын

Oh crap the doomsday clock is 100 seconds until midnight

Gordon Ramsay: WHERES THE LAMB SAAAUCE! Komrade Boris: **uses jam and milk** we no need lamb sauce

@DinnerForkTongue

4 жыл бұрын

Ramsay: This is seasoned beautifully.

@screamingenderhawk8739

4 жыл бұрын

Ramsay:STALE Boris:SUN OIL

@averageanon5504

4 жыл бұрын

@@DinnerForkTongue Komrade Boris: No Ramsey. It's blyatifully

@gdolphinz7486

4 жыл бұрын

Ramsay: *sandwiches boris* Ramsay: *WHAT ARE YOU* Boris: *a blyatiful sandwich* Ramsay: ... Ramsay: fair enough

@anon457

4 жыл бұрын

Ramsay: What is th- Boris: It's end of month Blin

7:28 reminds me of my grandmothers christmas dinner meal

Thank you for making these videos, Boris. You make me feel like even if I hit rock bottom, whenever I'm filled with doubt, that things will be okay in the end. I might lose my shitty job, but fuck it, they don't pay me enough to begin with and don't deserve my over-qualified arse anyway. You remind me that no matter what, I'll be able to survive. That even if I have to live off of the gopnik's mashed potatoes, I'll still be happy. Money isn't everything, survival happens no matter what, and in the end... I'll still have babushka's jam.

Mashed potato without potato. Only on Life of Boris.

@AONE_.

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@zetjet9901

4 жыл бұрын

*yes*

@JustinRed624

4 жыл бұрын

ireland during the famine:

@AONE_.

4 жыл бұрын

@@JustinRed624 LOL

@dunodisko2217

4 жыл бұрын

Keanu Reeves Mashed air molecules

i moved out for university in october last year and this end of month is the first time i really need (not because i want to but i NEED to) to use what i have. everytime i´m in the kitchen, trying to figure out what to make with whats left, i think of you and your videos and hear your voice inside my head. i made peas from dried peas for the first time today because you kinda tought me to not be afraid to try new things and to get creative with food. thank you so much. some days all there is is potatoes, but as long as theres atleast that i am happy with a full stomach. from the bottom of my heart, thank you

Idc if KZread is sleeping on this channel lately, I'm finally in uni, been following Boris since freshman year highschool, and finally dare I say this stuff actually helps me. Cheeki breeki time,

"Big piece mean big flavor" -Boris 2019 Oddly inspiring

@_Anna_Nass_

4 жыл бұрын

Yikes Lmao “the best chef is an empty stomach” also oddly inspiring

@starrrzzz2905

4 жыл бұрын

OMG, it’s the oh- so- famous meme man!!

@potatoesandducks958

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, big piece has big flavour ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

With such knowledge and culinary skills, Boris is the man you'll want in your survival party during the Apocalypse.

@miggyo.2235

4 жыл бұрын

Even better. He is Russian

@danielcarter2155

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but you'll pretty much need a translator cause I can only understand him through the words at the bottom 0-0

@changbinism

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielcarter2155 don't worry they follow wherever he goes

@misterr_chadsgaming9020

4 жыл бұрын

Biodegradable dont know to stay with when theres apocalypse, theres the man you can stay forever. Girls, im talking to you.

"Just remember, every month has end of month", that really is just life rn

I made the Poor Gopnik’s mashed potato for lunch and I must admit, it had the mashed potato texture and tasted pretty damn good

End of Month Special, Asian Edition 1. Cook rice 2. Add fish sauce/egg/salt/whatever you have Enjoy it hot

@hindenburg2006

4 жыл бұрын

Girom Christian Calica literally eating this now

@Huyc115

4 жыл бұрын

Girom Christian Calica how about instant noodle

@VentiVonOsterreich

4 жыл бұрын

@@Huyc115 Instant noodle as healthy as chernobyl water

@Nil_Sama

4 жыл бұрын

@@VentiVonOsterreich Ok that actually made me chuckle 😄😄😄 but it's true. BTW for Filipinos we do rice + any of the following (soy sauce, sugar, salt, fish sauce, [combo of soy sauce + pork fat leftover form last week's adobo] powdered milk or milo) sometimes we even mix rice with coffe... It's... it's actually good, not gonna lie... but then again anything tastes good if you're hungry and broke. 😅😅😅

@sijiazheng1655

4 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume we can run out of food

How to survive end of month, by Boris: mix flour, a liquid, and whatever food scraps you have in a pan. done.

@kimjonunofficialvevo1751

4 жыл бұрын

Hendo6147 I call it, poverty soup

3:25 *dont use whole that's fu**ing insane*

"Who does not have flour?" *laughs in Corona as I stare at row after row of empty shelves*

@SuperNormalMan

3 жыл бұрын

Where there's a will, there's a way. No flour? Use potato starch!

@suhandatanker

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperNormalMan HA! just make buy the cheap potatos nobody eat in my non slavic potato hating country :D

@epigone1796

3 жыл бұрын

@@suhandatanker *BELARUSN'T*

@ravenouself4181

3 жыл бұрын

I thought they were only after Toilet Paper?

@nicolajo666

3 жыл бұрын

@@ravenouself4181 In a lot of places it was whole STORES cleared out, not just the loo roll :\ It was a bastard finding anything I needed for a while.. Thankfully things have settled here since the initial lockdown

Since I watch all these "end-of-month" videos I am starting to cook on low budget, even though I have enough money. Because I want to feel like slav gobnik, even though I am greek. Boris changed my life.

@unoriginalblu

4 жыл бұрын

Davai Comrade!

@greekcat8495

4 жыл бұрын

Ι am Greek too

@giorgoschtz

4 жыл бұрын

elladara re

@QS1597

4 жыл бұрын

Cooking with low budget helps save money for when you retire

@ch.k.105

4 жыл бұрын

Κι εγώ είμαι Έλληνας

The sad part is that I really find this video useful. Love you Boris!

@apalala4166

4 жыл бұрын

You might want to look into canned beans (the unseasoned no brand ones). They are very cheap, contain quite a lot of protein and they do not spoil. Fry them with some spices, they are delicious and filling.

@superslime0021

4 жыл бұрын

@@apalala4166 this for some reason helped me. im keeping this in mind when i go buy food on low money

@bobist8986

4 жыл бұрын

@@superslime0021 dont eat all straight away like my dad did blyat!

@qps9380

4 жыл бұрын

I heard that rice is actually a really good food to buy when you are on a budget. Google: "eating on a budget reddit" if you want.

@GGorsty

4 жыл бұрын

Shush - don't call it a sad! Call it a practical! Look at me, i am too lazy to cook properly and i love this kind of easy, dirt-cheap videos - mix in boris' way and they are fun to watch! If you ever read this, boris - you're waespme for making this videos of yours!

As Babushka always told me, “End of month without flour is end of life”

This video has served me beyond what could ever have been expected from KZread.

"Remember not use whole garlic" Ahhhhhh the price I pay for being Slav AND Italian, whole garlic is mandatory.

@leonardoboneschi5688

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@Rey-mx8pn

4 жыл бұрын

Minchia fra non avrei mai pensato di trovare un italiano qua lol

@lewisw3436

4 жыл бұрын

Western spy

@Mikey-ym6ok

4 жыл бұрын

How can you be slav and Italian?

@federico339

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mikey-ym6ok good point

"I literally make videos about not having money, Glorious!" And THAT is why we Love you Papa Boris!!

boris does a lot of recipes to help college students survive me:cooks rice to get full for a whole day

@augusteast6518

3 жыл бұрын

Soon as the pandemic got bad where everyone was buying out all the canned food and frozen pizzas me and my wife just strolled into Kroger bought a 50 pound bag if rice 4 big cartons of grits, 25 pound bag of sugar, 5 large boxes of salt and a 25 pound bag of flower and a large pack of un-ground pepper a year later we only had to go out and buy another thing of flower

The start of the month looks like this for me

End of Month: *Exist* Boris with his cooking: Allow me to introduce myself, blyat

Gordon Ramsay: Makes excellent food with a shit ton of ingredients Boris: Makes excellent food with a boiled shoe and a rat on a stick

@snips7403

2 жыл бұрын

Oversimplified reference 👍

@Tony-112

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ayatollahalikhamenei3722

2 жыл бұрын

Да!

@Basedhistoryenjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

Finally, some good fucking food

@broke5138

2 жыл бұрын

_Soviet style_

Instructions unclear: i made food enough to last me till the end of nuclear winter

this video has been living in my brain rent free since i first saw it

Cooking stuff with flour to increase nutritional value was actually some thing done in germany during ww2

@philippschmitt4142

4 жыл бұрын

@@l-bbh7890 so eine Mehlschwitze hat schon was

@IceQueenaliasIQ

4 жыл бұрын

I agree, we still do that. :D Works out fine for me! ^_^

Bold of you to assume I have anything left at the end of month

@christopherquick8016

4 жыл бұрын

@@adamfejes6995 we used to get bread syrup and powdered sugar and call it french toast on budget, it was good but way to much sugar looking back as an adult

@lpsgameslilyanna5294

4 жыл бұрын

That moment when you only have tap water lmao

@florenciaprokopczuk6795

4 жыл бұрын

@@lpsgameslilyanna5294 same

Gorgeous chanterelles!!!

Using oil to “soften” dried/hard bread is actually so smart I will definitely come back for this video when I go to college. 🌚

"next thing we need is tap vodka" *hardbass intensifies*