Connor Almost Died Trying to Impress a Date
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what we've learnt - Connor is a monke - Joey's teeth are in peril - Garnt is an ice connoisseur
@dorkknight7225
2 жыл бұрын
4 by 4 by 4 by 4
@caiscott-fitzgerald9097
2 жыл бұрын
Gnart is and ice addict
@Carbon-cringe-human
Жыл бұрын
@@caiscott-fitzgerald9097 gnart
@yodontcry4994
Жыл бұрын
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@yodontcry4994
Жыл бұрын
@@caiscott-fitzgerald9097 qqwqqw1qqqq
at 6:25 we see that connor describes the icecube, but most will overlook how he said 4 by 4 by 4 by 4, which makes it a 4 dimensional icecube
@jaywalker5691
2 жыл бұрын
It is especially funny when you remember that he's got an engeniers degree
@isaacrokhum4743
2 жыл бұрын
Ice-tesseract
@jonnyOysters
2 жыл бұрын
Also how the fuck are you putting an ice cube that big in your mouth to begin with? lol It would take effort to put an ice cube that big into your mouth. lol
@saurabhjadhav7656
Жыл бұрын
the comment I was searching for
@thighmeat6034
Жыл бұрын
no wonder he choked on it
Just pretend to take another sip and let the ice slip out of your mouth into the drink. Bam done. That is what I do.
@sparky5623
2 жыл бұрын
Same!! As long as ur not sharing the drink it’s fine xd
@MrFaktenFaktenFakten
2 жыл бұрын
Literally the same
@isabeauwolf562
2 жыл бұрын
If I couldn't spit it back into the cup, then I would find a napkin to spit it out. XD
@abyss9256
2 жыл бұрын
Big brain
@sussybakamogus
2 жыл бұрын
he mentioned he already emtied the cup
I choke on liquids atleast once a week. My family don't even do anything when it happens. I just put my hand up as a "don't worry, I can handle it." It scares new people all the time 🤣
@moazahmed4969
2 жыл бұрын
Uhm u gud friend? 😂
@introxtro_vert6769
2 жыл бұрын
do u choke ur saliva too?😂
@ShadowFan3
2 жыл бұрын
Might want to get your thyroid checked, that is not normal. Might be a goiter.
@Delaney-and-the-Starlight
Жыл бұрын
Me too. I definitely choke on water. 🤣
@SpencerLemay
Жыл бұрын
Me to. I don't even have to be drinking. I produce a lot of saliva and sometimes I just start choking and then im good.
Honestly when I drink something with whole ice cubes in, if a ice cube gets into my mouth before I put the glass down I just make it flow out of my mouth while still in drinking portion and once it’s out I then I put the glass down. To put it into other words, I make it look like I was still drinking but instead I was spitting the ice cub back into my glass. Like I have been doing that for years and no one has noticed or pointed it out
@sandromaspindzelashvili5767
2 жыл бұрын
Dude what if they noticed and didn't say shit cuz it's akward
@ConnerTravis1998
2 жыл бұрын
@@sandromaspindzelashvili5767that would mean they were literally looking straight at my mouth even when drinking, most people don’t even do that
@ChrisStuart911
2 жыл бұрын
Same I do this too No one notices unless they’re literally staring which makes them the weird one
@ConnerTravis1998
2 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisStuart911 like I have Asperger and I admit I stare a lot even at stuff that’s not normally stared at but if I see someone do this I just think “🤷♂️ I normally do that so it normal” 😂😂😂😂
@rafaelfmolina
2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean is that people saw that shit and to not embarrass you they never pointed it out/ got used to it as a "you" thing
Guys, I got you. Life hack. Put the cup back up to your mouth like you're gonna take a swig and spit the ice in. Follow it up with pretending to swallow and it'll just look like you took a drink.
@Nabil-rn
2 жыл бұрын
@Talaveras lol same thought
@Gamesmarts194
4 ай бұрын
I feel like you wouldn't even need to swallow. Unless someone is questionably sharp-eyed I think most people would assume you're taking a drink regardless.
"It was quite the hefty boy, which is why I wanted to put it in my mouth" Sir are we still talking about ice cubes??
If you bleep out the word ice… I was laughing like a mad man all through the clips lol.
@truepotential206
Жыл бұрын
I am gonna do this
Listening to this while doing my work, it sounds so weird with all of the "Choking" "Spitting"or "Swallowing" HAHAHA
CONNOR: It was so big I felt it going down... *My mind*: That's what she said!
Conner Literally puts the Choke in being called Choke DawgVA
Waiting for the haircut joey episodes
@sabercat5490
2 жыл бұрын
Well just cherish the jesus hair for a bit longer. Jus cause its the Jesus hair.
@Monkchelle_Kongbama
2 жыл бұрын
@@sabercat5490 what jesus have you been looking at?
@degenerateprick3288
2 жыл бұрын
@@Monkchelle_Kongbama australian jesus
5:24 & 9:18 Editors, work your magic.
@franciscolaurean8550
2 жыл бұрын
There's a lot of sus clips people can use
@bellinibaci
Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking "sentence" -harshcut- "cyberpunk music" Would be done if I was at my desk not my phone
As a kid ( 15 year old ) I thought my throat pipe would’ve been bigger than expected, so I put 2-3 pieces of bread one by one and swallow it altogether and it’s stuck in my throat I drink water of soak it but doesn’t work and wow I was terrified
@chewyah
2 жыл бұрын
I'm crying at 'throat pipe' 😭
@SiamV1
2 жыл бұрын
LMAOO THROAT PIPEE
Once again we have Joey just enjoying the show
"damn thats an ideal cube, lemme just swallow it real quick"
Connor is a diamond in the rough
Connor: Won't spit an ice cube back into his cup because it looks awkward. Also Connor: Dumps his entire tongue onto the inside of a wine glass .
11:00 Garnt talking about the "synergy" between ice and soft drink
I love the way they’re all acting like putting too big ice cubes in their mouth is normal 😂😂😂😂
I’m usually in sync with Joey and Garnt, but holy hell YES this bit! I just finished my glass of ice, can go to sleep now 😂
At what point are we going to tell Garnt that “irregardless” isn’t a word?
@strangetimez
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@EvidentlyThinking
2 жыл бұрын
"Irregardless is a word sometimes used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since the early twentieth century, though the word appeared in print as early as 1795."
@raphaelatienza
2 жыл бұрын
Irregardless is a word but I don't want to defend someone who says "All bread tastes the same." Now I don't know what to do.
@breadtoast8166
Жыл бұрын
He said it literally as I was reading the word. The fates aligned a little too perfectly
Connor really be the throat GOAT™
All I'm imagining is Connor choking on ice with the squidward choking sound
2:06 LMAO JOEY 💀 also, garnt and connur don’t die on ice cubes pls lol
3:18 Jojo fans be like
this is going to be taken a lot out of context
Garnt’s passion for ice is next level lol I enjoy an ice cube here and there but never had a science to it.
I’m literally crying bc I’m laughing so hard rn
lmao... what a great discussion on ice cubes
The form determines the full capacity for eating an Ice cube that’s what I’ve learned today
Editors gon have a field day
Pretend ur taking a sip and put the ice back in
With my horrible anxiety, i would rather my date throw the ice cube back into the cup than swallow it almost risking them to choke...if they gonna choke it aint gonna be via ice cube 😏 (im sorry but couldn't help it XD)
@wesleypatterson2989
2 жыл бұрын
There it is
Every time I find myself in this situation I just act like I'm taking another ice cube by putting the glass to my lips and subtly spitting it back into the glass that way. Saves me from the awkwardness and possible death by choking
Replace all the words “ice” to the word of your choice and you get a masterpiece, imagibe the edit potential of this
Wait is that ice cube from an single cover??? It's Frozen right? From Terrace house. I think it's the end credits song from aloha state.
Broooooo I swear the more I watch the more I feel y'all are doin this on purpose 😭😭
What I always do is spirit the ice straight up in the air, respond to the question, then catch it in my mouth again
@kiki-qp7jx
2 жыл бұрын
Now this is the best “pro tip”
Chew the ice and endure the pain
Can't wait to see the out of context version
13.45 Funny you say that Joey, because that is one of my favourite Curry Rice outlets in Japan. カレーは飲み物
Just leave the ice in the glass wtf...
Pro strat it to disguise the spit back with another gulp of drank
I think it's more akward to swallow the ice cube than just biting it, lol
i spit the ice back into the cup idec man
Solve problems invest in round ice cubes today
assert dominance and just crunch on that shit.
this is just three men talking about if they wanna spit or swallow
Chewing an icecube and subjecting people to that sound in public is revolting.
Trash Taste is the best fucking channel I've watched in a while!
you gotta act like you are taking a sip then spitting it out secretly or better yet if you're drink is finished act like you are taking another ice cube then do switcheroo with the smaller cube
I never thought ice could be a very entertaining topic
I love how the thumbnail makes it look like crystal meth
I always go for the 4th option: keep it in one of your cheek pockets and start talking.
6:05 fucking dying at joey calling it a "loogey"
Me loosing my mind how he swallow a ice cube 4×4
What you do in that situation is act like you’re taking a sip but you spit it back in while taking a sip
Bruh they can just get the nearest napkin and spit the ice cube in there lmao
Garnt probably also thinks, that the more watery the soup, the better… Because it’s everyone’s favorite past time to balance water on your spoon, slurp it, and then do it again
the things they are talking about are always amazing me!
This is why I always ask for a straw. I don't care if people think I'm childish; that way, the ice stays in the glass where it's supposed to be, keeping my drink cold, and I don't have to deal with it. (Plus it ultimately melts, which gives you that little bit of extra liquid.)
3:25 I can't wait for the edits.
what i do is pretend to drink put the ice back while the glass is up
he doesnt change does he,I just seen a clip about him getting a certain Mouse a car lmao
what if u just dont swallow the ice cube in the first place
ants, ice, and boredom. The trifecta of death in this documentary about an anime universe.
Chokedawg also chokes on ice.
Best story competitor in the 150# trash taste awards👍👍👀👀
Why not just, shove it into your check, speak, and then go back to letting it melt? Why do ANY of that other stuff?!
I just pretend to take another sip and let the backwash take the cube back in to the glass
Pleeaaaaase someone do the thanos collecting the inf stones for the gauntlet but its Garnt and his weird food takes.
How to spot a JoJo Fan on a Date
I think it goes without saying that this is all gonna be taken way out of context
i don't chew ice but i would just pretend to go for a drink and spit it in discretely
I'm just gonna say - compulsive ice eating can be a sign of significant iron deficiency
Best advice, try drinking and while they are looking away spit it back it while trying to make almost no effects. Or just crunch it
Pro tip i suppose: just pretend you're taking another sip of coke(or whtvr) and spit it back. The cup covers your mouth and gives you a second to gather your thoughts. Also if you're dieting, ice cubes could be a great way to stave off cravings.
I usually grab a napkin, put it over my mouth casually, and then spit the icecube into it, and wrap the napkin around it.
They need sonic ice ^^
crushed ice is like ice-popcorn, its great.
Whenever I have a sore throat I love to swallow ice cause it feels nice. I know I shouldn’t, but it feels so good
I just never put ice in my mouth at all.
as a man who can't handle cold or hard things yes crushed ice is the way to go
The trick is to tip the cup as if you're going to take a sip again and slide the ice cube out of your mouth with your tongue.
Sonic Ice Gang arise!
Just don't put ice in your drink. Why dilute it with water?
I usually break them in half or just straight up eat it (is eat the right word?)
the dunkin donuts ice though its mini ice cubes and extremely chewable
The best kind of ice is chunky clear ice with a hole in the middle 👌👌👌👌💯 the texture! The cronch!!!
1:35 just take another sip and spit it back in without anyone noticing?
Chewing ice compulsively can be a sign of low iron in your diet
I would pick my cup and pretend to be taking a drink and put the ice back in the cup and you wouldn't be able to tell even with a glass cup unless there was 1 or no ice cubes left.
My mom chews on ice and I cannot stand it
5:07 Connor: NONONONO on a date that’s a good ch- … that’s a good choke😶👀 Joey:👀🥴 Connor n Joey:👀🥴😏🤷🏽♀️😂
What episode is this i think ive missed this part
This is why i love trash taste
Why not just discreetly spit it into a napkin, and say "Excuse me for a moment" while you go to throw it away?
Play fatum betula!
Wait wtf. Joey puts ice into beer?