Connor Almost Died Trying to Impress a Date

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  • @FishInDaToilet
    @FishInDaToilet2 жыл бұрын

    what we've learnt - Connor is a monke - Joey's teeth are in peril - Garnt is an ice connoisseur

  • @dorkknight7225

    @dorkknight7225

    2 жыл бұрын

    4 by 4 by 4 by 4

  • @caiscott-fitzgerald9097

    @caiscott-fitzgerald9097

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gnart is and ice addict

  • @Carbon-cringe-human

    @Carbon-cringe-human

    Жыл бұрын

    @@caiscott-fitzgerald9097 gnart

  • @yodontcry4994

    @yodontcry4994

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Carbon-cringe-human z

  • @yodontcry4994

    @yodontcry4994

    Жыл бұрын

    @@caiscott-fitzgerald9097 qqwqqw1qqqq

  • @sevenz3r011
    @sevenz3r0112 жыл бұрын

    at 6:25 we see that connor describes the icecube, but most will overlook how he said 4 by 4 by 4 by 4, which makes it a 4 dimensional icecube

  • @jaywalker5691

    @jaywalker5691

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is especially funny when you remember that he's got an engeniers degree

  • @isaacrokhum4743

    @isaacrokhum4743

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ice-tesseract

  • @jonnyOysters

    @jonnyOysters

    2 жыл бұрын

    Also how the fuck are you putting an ice cube that big in your mouth to begin with? lol It would take effort to put an ice cube that big into your mouth. lol

  • @saurabhjadhav7656

    @saurabhjadhav7656

    Жыл бұрын

    the comment I was searching for

  • @thighmeat6034

    @thighmeat6034

    Жыл бұрын

    no wonder he choked on it

  • @macysboringchannel
    @macysboringchannel2 жыл бұрын

    Just pretend to take another sip and let the ice slip out of your mouth into the drink. Bam done. That is what I do.

  • @sparky5623

    @sparky5623

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same!! As long as ur not sharing the drink it’s fine xd

  • @MrFaktenFaktenFakten

    @MrFaktenFaktenFakten

    2 жыл бұрын

    Literally the same

  • @isabeauwolf562

    @isabeauwolf562

    2 жыл бұрын

    If I couldn't spit it back into the cup, then I would find a napkin to spit it out. XD

  • @abyss9256

    @abyss9256

    2 жыл бұрын

    Big brain

  • @sussybakamogus

    @sussybakamogus

    2 жыл бұрын

    he mentioned he already emtied the cup

  • @Luceroluna_3
    @Luceroluna_32 жыл бұрын

    I choke on liquids atleast once a week. My family don't even do anything when it happens. I just put my hand up as a "don't worry, I can handle it." It scares new people all the time 🤣

  • @moazahmed4969

    @moazahmed4969

    2 жыл бұрын

    Uhm u gud friend? 😂

  • @introxtro_vert6769

    @introxtro_vert6769

    2 жыл бұрын

    do u choke ur saliva too?😂

  • @ShadowFan3

    @ShadowFan3

    2 жыл бұрын

    Might want to get your thyroid checked, that is not normal. Might be a goiter.

  • @Delaney-and-the-Starlight

    @Delaney-and-the-Starlight

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too. I definitely choke on water. 🤣

  • @SpencerLemay

    @SpencerLemay

    Жыл бұрын

    Me to. I don't even have to be drinking. I produce a lot of saliva and sometimes I just start choking and then im good.

  • @ConnerTravis1998
    @ConnerTravis19982 жыл бұрын

    Honestly when I drink something with whole ice cubes in, if a ice cube gets into my mouth before I put the glass down I just make it flow out of my mouth while still in drinking portion and once it’s out I then I put the glass down. To put it into other words, I make it look like I was still drinking but instead I was spitting the ice cub back into my glass. Like I have been doing that for years and no one has noticed or pointed it out

  • @sandromaspindzelashvili5767

    @sandromaspindzelashvili5767

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dude what if they noticed and didn't say shit cuz it's akward

  • @ConnerTravis1998

    @ConnerTravis1998

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sandromaspindzelashvili5767that would mean they were literally looking straight at my mouth even when drinking, most people don’t even do that

  • @ChrisStuart911

    @ChrisStuart911

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same I do this too No one notices unless they’re literally staring which makes them the weird one

  • @ConnerTravis1998

    @ConnerTravis1998

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ChrisStuart911 like I have Asperger and I admit I stare a lot even at stuff that’s not normally stared at but if I see someone do this I just think “🤷‍♂️ I normally do that so it normal” 😂😂😂😂

  • @rafaelfmolina

    @rafaelfmolina

    2 жыл бұрын

    What do you mean is that people saw that shit and to not embarrass you they never pointed it out/ got used to it as a "you" thing

  • @christiansmith9661
    @christiansmith96612 жыл бұрын

    Guys, I got you. Life hack. Put the cup back up to your mouth like you're gonna take a swig and spit the ice in. Follow it up with pretending to swallow and it'll just look like you took a drink.

  • @Nabil-rn

    @Nabil-rn

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Talaveras lol same thought

  • @Gamesmarts194

    @Gamesmarts194

    4 ай бұрын

    I feel like you wouldn't even need to swallow. Unless someone is questionably sharp-eyed I think most people would assume you're taking a drink regardless.

  • @lina200282
    @lina2002822 жыл бұрын

    "It was quite the hefty boy, which is why I wanted to put it in my mouth" Sir are we still talking about ice cubes??

  • @ws.hicks14
    @ws.hicks142 жыл бұрын

    If you bleep out the word ice… I was laughing like a mad man all through the clips lol.

  • @truepotential206

    @truepotential206

    Жыл бұрын

    I am gonna do this

  • @fraven1801
    @fraven18012 жыл бұрын

    Listening to this while doing my work, it sounds so weird with all of the "Choking" "Spitting"or "Swallowing" HAHAHA

  • @DuxDigital
    @DuxDigital2 жыл бұрын

    CONNOR: It was so big I felt it going down... *My mind*: That's what she said!

  • @ashwolf2006
    @ashwolf20062 жыл бұрын

    Conner Literally puts the Choke in being called Choke DawgVA

  • @thegameplayelite2
    @thegameplayelite22 жыл бұрын

    Waiting for the haircut joey episodes

  • @sabercat5490

    @sabercat5490

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well just cherish the jesus hair for a bit longer. Jus cause its the Jesus hair.

  • @Monkchelle_Kongbama

    @Monkchelle_Kongbama

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sabercat5490 what jesus have you been looking at?

  • @degenerateprick3288

    @degenerateprick3288

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Monkchelle_Kongbama australian jesus

  • @vernslabyrinth9884
    @vernslabyrinth98842 жыл бұрын

    5:24 & 9:18 Editors, work your magic.

  • @franciscolaurean8550

    @franciscolaurean8550

    2 жыл бұрын

    There's a lot of sus clips people can use

  • @bellinibaci

    @bellinibaci

    Жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking "sentence" -harshcut- "cyberpunk music" Would be done if I was at my desk not my phone

  • @choekyigyaltsen7579
    @choekyigyaltsen75792 жыл бұрын

    As a kid ( 15 year old ) I thought my throat pipe would’ve been bigger than expected, so I put 2-3 pieces of bread one by one and swallow it altogether and it’s stuck in my throat I drink water of soak it but doesn’t work and wow I was terrified

  • @chewyah

    @chewyah

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm crying at 'throat pipe' 😭

  • @SiamV1

    @SiamV1

    2 жыл бұрын

    LMAOO THROAT PIPEE

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples2 жыл бұрын

    Once again we have Joey just enjoying the show

  • @shazbeet
    @shazbeet2 жыл бұрын

    "damn thats an ideal cube, lemme just swallow it real quick"

  • @whirlwind6wind33
    @whirlwind6wind332 жыл бұрын

    Connor is a diamond in the rough

  • @chapacoka
    @chapacoka Жыл бұрын

    Connor: Won't spit an ice cube back into his cup because it looks awkward. Also Connor: Dumps his entire tongue onto the inside of a wine glass .

  • @schr4nz
    @schr4nz Жыл бұрын

    11:00 Garnt talking about the "synergy" between ice and soft drink

  • @lukesmith8967
    @lukesmith89672 жыл бұрын

    I love the way they’re all acting like putting too big ice cubes in their mouth is normal 😂😂😂😂

  • @heppahullu
    @heppahullu Жыл бұрын

    I’m usually in sync with Joey and Garnt, but holy hell YES this bit! I just finished my glass of ice, can go to sleep now 😂

  • @Unicornpryncess
    @Unicornpryncess2 жыл бұрын

    At what point are we going to tell Garnt that “irregardless” isn’t a word?

  • @strangetimez

    @strangetimez

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @EvidentlyThinking

    @EvidentlyThinking

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Irregardless is a word sometimes used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since the early twentieth century, though the word appeared in print as early as 1795."

  • @raphaelatienza

    @raphaelatienza

    2 жыл бұрын

    Irregardless is a word but I don't want to defend someone who says "All bread tastes the same." Now I don't know what to do.

  • @breadtoast8166

    @breadtoast8166

    Жыл бұрын

    He said it literally as I was reading the word. The fates aligned a little too perfectly

  • @THElarry27
    @THElarry27 Жыл бұрын

    Connor really be the throat GOAT™

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude20992 жыл бұрын

    All I'm imagining is Connor choking on ice with the squidward choking sound

  • @erisunflower
    @erisunflower2 жыл бұрын

    2:06 LMAO JOEY 💀 also, garnt and connur don’t die on ice cubes pls lol

  • @katazaki
    @katazaki2 жыл бұрын

    3:18 Jojo fans be like

  • @NeoAnguiano
    @NeoAnguiano2 жыл бұрын

    this is going to be taken a lot out of context

  • @turq99
    @turq992 жыл бұрын

    Garnt’s passion for ice is next level lol I enjoy an ice cube here and there but never had a science to it.

  • @vampiredinosaur
    @vampiredinosaur2 жыл бұрын

    I’m literally crying bc I’m laughing so hard rn

  • @riyank5238
    @riyank52382 жыл бұрын

    lmao... what a great discussion on ice cubes

  • @bleachboy1362
    @bleachboy13622 жыл бұрын

    The form determines the full capacity for eating an Ice cube that’s what I’ve learned today

  • @ShadyDogg
    @ShadyDogg2 жыл бұрын

    Editors gon have a field day

  • @ajeb7207
    @ajeb72072 жыл бұрын

    Pretend ur taking a sip and put the ice back in

  • @rebelminxy8516
    @rebelminxy85162 жыл бұрын

    With my horrible anxiety, i would rather my date throw the ice cube back into the cup than swallow it almost risking them to choke...if they gonna choke it aint gonna be via ice cube 😏 (im sorry but couldn't help it XD)

  • @wesleypatterson2989

    @wesleypatterson2989

    2 жыл бұрын

    There it is

  • @Horizonlotus
    @Horizonlotus2 жыл бұрын

    Every time I find myself in this situation I just act like I'm taking another ice cube by putting the glass to my lips and subtly spitting it back into the glass that way. Saves me from the awkwardness and possible death by choking

  • @bamtato9273
    @bamtato92732 жыл бұрын

    Replace all the words “ice” to the word of your choice and you get a masterpiece, imagibe the edit potential of this

  • @ipsykd40
    @ipsykd402 жыл бұрын

    Wait is that ice cube from an single cover??? It's Frozen right? From Terrace house. I think it's the end credits song from aloha state.

  • @therealbobeh72
    @therealbobeh722 жыл бұрын

    Broooooo I swear the more I watch the more I feel y'all are doin this on purpose 😭😭

  • @captainbirch2.079
    @captainbirch2.0792 жыл бұрын

    What I always do is spirit the ice straight up in the air, respond to the question, then catch it in my mouth again

  • @kiki-qp7jx

    @kiki-qp7jx

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now this is the best “pro tip”

  • @atomheart7907
    @atomheart79072 жыл бұрын

    Chew the ice and endure the pain

  • @anime-teaser5343
    @anime-teaser53432 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait to see the out of context version

  • @wrydiculouslionel
    @wrydiculouslionel2 жыл бұрын

    13.45 Funny you say that Joey, because that is one of my favourite Curry Rice outlets in Japan. カレーは飲み物

  • @dinothedinosaur1099
    @dinothedinosaur1099 Жыл бұрын

    Just leave the ice in the glass wtf...

  • @davidliimatta3684
    @davidliimatta3684 Жыл бұрын

    Pro strat it to disguise the spit back with another gulp of drank

  • @Tontto
    @Tontto Жыл бұрын

    I think it's more akward to swallow the ice cube than just biting it, lol

  • @EmiCubez
    @EmiCubez Жыл бұрын

    i spit the ice back into the cup idec man

  • @krisklips7222
    @krisklips72222 жыл бұрын

    Solve problems invest in round ice cubes today

  • @Dappis
    @Dappis Жыл бұрын

    assert dominance and just crunch on that shit.

  • @onyx3939
    @onyx3939 Жыл бұрын

    this is just three men talking about if they wanna spit or swallow

  • @atticablack
    @atticablack Жыл бұрын

    Chewing an icecube and subjecting people to that sound in public is revolting.

  • @LeoTheDowl
    @LeoTheDowl Жыл бұрын

    Trash Taste is the best fucking channel I've watched in a while!

  • @zmite6114
    @zmite61142 жыл бұрын

    you gotta act like you are taking a sip then spitting it out secretly or better yet if you're drink is finished act like you are taking another ice cube then do switcheroo with the smaller cube

  • @TNW_2019
    @TNW_20192 жыл бұрын

    I never thought ice could be a very entertaining topic

  • @tlshortyshorty5810
    @tlshortyshorty58102 жыл бұрын

    I love how the thumbnail makes it look like crystal meth

  • @robinsarchiz
    @robinsarchiz Жыл бұрын

    I always go for the 4th option: keep it in one of your cheek pockets and start talking.

  • @radunegovan3841
    @radunegovan3841 Жыл бұрын

    6:05 fucking dying at joey calling it a "loogey"

  • @otakugamer616
    @otakugamer6162 жыл бұрын

    Me loosing my mind how he swallow a ice cube 4×4

  • @abhinavdamarla4963
    @abhinavdamarla49632 жыл бұрын

    What you do in that situation is act like you’re taking a sip but you spit it back in while taking a sip

  • @PokeBlox21
    @PokeBlox21 Жыл бұрын

    Bruh they can just get the nearest napkin and spit the ice cube in there lmao

  • @KingKadem
    @KingKadem2 жыл бұрын

    Garnt probably also thinks, that the more watery the soup, the better… Because it’s everyone’s favorite past time to balance water on your spoon, slurp it, and then do it again

  • @WaveTheConqueror
    @WaveTheConqueror2 жыл бұрын

    the things they are talking about are always amazing me!

  • @Psycopathicus
    @Psycopathicus2 жыл бұрын

    This is why I always ask for a straw. I don't care if people think I'm childish; that way, the ice stays in the glass where it's supposed to be, keeping my drink cold, and I don't have to deal with it. (Plus it ultimately melts, which gives you that little bit of extra liquid.)

  • @mycookiehasnoname
    @mycookiehasnoname2 жыл бұрын

    3:25 I can't wait for the edits.

  • @jaspat9588
    @jaspat95882 жыл бұрын

    what i do is pretend to drink put the ice back while the glass is up

  • @MonographicSingleheadedM-sp2wk
    @MonographicSingleheadedM-sp2wk7 күн бұрын

    he doesnt change does he,I just seen a clip about him getting a certain Mouse a car lmao

  • @hellblob0763
    @hellblob07632 жыл бұрын

    what if u just dont swallow the ice cube in the first place

  • @hiddenability8448
    @hiddenability84482 жыл бұрын

    ants, ice, and boredom. The trifecta of death in this documentary about an anime universe.

  • @jerrychavez586
    @jerrychavez5862 жыл бұрын

    Chokedawg also chokes on ice.

  • @speed1787
    @speed1787 Жыл бұрын

    Best story competitor in the 150# trash taste awards👍👍👀👀

  • @breadtoast8166
    @breadtoast8166 Жыл бұрын

    Why not just, shove it into your check, speak, and then go back to letting it melt? Why do ANY of that other stuff?!

  • @MrFaktenFaktenFakten
    @MrFaktenFaktenFakten2 жыл бұрын

    I just pretend to take another sip and let the backwash take the cube back in to the glass

  • @iSouleyx
    @iSouleyx2 жыл бұрын

    Pleeaaaaase someone do the thanos collecting the inf stones for the gauntlet but its Garnt and his weird food takes.

  • @animorypiano
    @animorypiano2 жыл бұрын

    How to spot a JoJo Fan on a Date

  • @ramennnoodle
    @ramennnoodle2 жыл бұрын

    I think it goes without saying that this is all gonna be taken way out of context

  • @damillec5396
    @damillec53962 жыл бұрын

    i don't chew ice but i would just pretend to go for a drink and spit it in discretely

  • @meg..meg.
    @meg..meg.2 жыл бұрын

    I'm just gonna say - compulsive ice eating can be a sign of significant iron deficiency

  • @mr.kaseyoswaldo46
    @mr.kaseyoswaldo462 жыл бұрын

    Best advice, try drinking and while they are looking away spit it back it while trying to make almost no effects. Or just crunch it

  • @aaerondight5163
    @aaerondight51632 жыл бұрын

    Pro tip i suppose: just pretend you're taking another sip of coke(or whtvr) and spit it back. The cup covers your mouth and gives you a second to gather your thoughts. Also if you're dieting, ice cubes could be a great way to stave off cravings.

  • @statikksheev4390
    @statikksheev43902 жыл бұрын

    I usually grab a napkin, put it over my mouth casually, and then spit the icecube into it, and wrap the napkin around it.

  • @ninfreak1978
    @ninfreak19782 жыл бұрын

    They need sonic ice ^^

  • @__-fm5qv
    @__-fm5qv Жыл бұрын

    crushed ice is like ice-popcorn, its great.

  • @Pandanananananananan
    @PandananananananananАй бұрын

    Whenever I have a sore throat I love to swallow ice cause it feels nice. I know I shouldn’t, but it feels so good

  • @hylianfelldragon1308
    @hylianfelldragon13082 жыл бұрын

    I just never put ice in my mouth at all.

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro2 жыл бұрын

    as a man who can't handle cold or hard things yes crushed ice is the way to go

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins2 жыл бұрын

    The trick is to tip the cup as if you're going to take a sip again and slide the ice cube out of your mouth with your tongue.

  • @ZCountry
    @ZCountry2 жыл бұрын

    Sonic Ice Gang arise!

  • @Pryvyd9
    @Pryvyd94 ай бұрын

    Just don't put ice in your drink. Why dilute it with water?

  • @bodgmasterxionobst3r983
    @bodgmasterxionobst3r9832 жыл бұрын

    I usually break them in half or just straight up eat it (is eat the right word?)

  • @zmite6114
    @zmite61142 жыл бұрын

    the dunkin donuts ice though its mini ice cubes and extremely chewable

  • @mangoblaze
    @mangoblaze Жыл бұрын

    The best kind of ice is chunky clear ice with a hole in the middle 👌👌👌👌💯 the texture! The cronch!!!

  • @RaVeN1K
    @RaVeN1K2 жыл бұрын

    1:35 just take another sip and spit it back in without anyone noticing?

  • @caucasoidus_anglicus
    @caucasoidus_anglicus Жыл бұрын

    Chewing ice compulsively can be a sign of low iron in your diet

  • @vincentprice713
    @vincentprice713 Жыл бұрын

    I would pick my cup and pretend to be taking a drink and put the ice back in the cup and you wouldn't be able to tell even with a glass cup unless there was 1 or no ice cubes left.

  • @natduran1079
    @natduran10792 жыл бұрын

    My mom chews on ice and I cannot stand it

  • @Ms.Rican787
    @Ms.Rican787 Жыл бұрын

    5:07 Connor: NONONONO on a date that’s a good ch- … that’s a good choke😶👀 Joey:👀🥴 Connor n Joey:👀🥴😏🤷🏽‍♀️😂

  • @nekomancer8471
    @nekomancer84712 жыл бұрын

    What episode is this i think ive missed this part

  • @angelicluis4945
    @angelicluis4945 Жыл бұрын

    This is why i love trash taste

  • @DevinOfBacon
    @DevinOfBacon2 жыл бұрын

    Why not just discreetly spit it into a napkin, and say "Excuse me for a moment" while you go to throw it away?

  • @agent-a7818
    @agent-a7818 Жыл бұрын

    Play fatum betula!

  • @benji9598
    @benji95982 жыл бұрын

    Wait wtf. Joey puts ice into beer?