Weird to hear Conan say "Jordan Schlansky" and not get an immediate round of applause

@theow4166

2 жыл бұрын

And also not seeing the good old picture of Jordan with a light brown background

@ashwinshaji4859

2 жыл бұрын

This is the first time the legend was introduced

@rohit.das2093

2 жыл бұрын

Back when jordan wasnt famous

@Subha403

2 жыл бұрын

Right ??? Exactly what I had thought!!

@Twiloboy

2 жыл бұрын

I had the exact same thought!

And so, the legend was born.

@AdamWestish

3 жыл бұрын

In the year 3020 they will have a religion called Conan Shlanskyism

@Erica-fi6vm

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@dsroaddogg

3 жыл бұрын

THIS GUY F*CKS

@gassachamsou5172

3 жыл бұрын

@@AdamWestish lmao 😂

@florete2310

3 жыл бұрын

The Schlansk

At this point Jordan had only begun to prepare his body

@byronvalle951

4 жыл бұрын

In various ways

@fatimaehsan7627

4 жыл бұрын

Whey and oats

@nljie

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@tristanrollet1511

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like you mixed a Conan reference with an Always Sunny reference

@benakakumars9611

3 жыл бұрын

I believe its a personal matter

Jordan is funny in various ways.

@Seantendo

4 жыл бұрын

He has an assortment of humorous qualities.

@charleshoughton100

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan would argue that humor is subjective

@jdezzy25

3 жыл бұрын

He’s prepared his humor in various ways

@youthought878

3 жыл бұрын

He has various ways of holding a grudge.

@robertfan332

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like jordan prepared his hair and tan lotion in various ways.

Jordan looks absolutely 2000’s here

@gatronix754

4 жыл бұрын

hahhaha thats true !!!! rare guy

@pausebeforeviewtube

4 жыл бұрын

dated for late 2000s tho

@rayfuego9993

4 жыл бұрын

more like 90‘s dude

@partikelsmusic

3 жыл бұрын

He had a Greenday CD in his car.

@ryanthomas49

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayfuego9993 no, absolutely not. The emo hair is a late 2000s trend.

Dude the shame on Jordan's face when conan exposes his Pop Tart stash 😂😂

@kravi2102

4 жыл бұрын

Baby Jordan knew shame lol

@RoshanTariqOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he had "various" food items 😂🤣

@andyedwards9011

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I've seen so many of his other clips already, made me appreciate it so much more

@alexpollock6932

3 жыл бұрын

They’re an Italian delicacy

@redplague

3 жыл бұрын

Shame? That was part of the sketch. He probably had no idea what Conan had put in there and was laughing at it.

When that handshake didn’t happened , an archenemy was born.

@Jmagee2113

4 жыл бұрын

Joel Sines he had prepared himself in various ways his whole life prior to this for that handshake

@joelsines7083

4 жыл бұрын

I believe that’s a private matter 🤣

Ironically, this first encounter was the least awkward one

@MultiSmiley007

3 жыл бұрын

Because his character wasn’t fully developed at that point. The Jordan 2.0 we all know and love grew from this Jordan 1.0.

@sucemaindex236

3 жыл бұрын

Contempt

@markob53

3 жыл бұрын

@@MultiSmiley007 I prefer Jordan 1.0 tbh, not quite so stiff, but still Jordan.

@dimmn82

3 жыл бұрын

what you are saying is not logically sound.

@siddarth3955

2 жыл бұрын

That's because I guess they cut out the awkward parts and Conan made sure to make it as chill as possible, later Conan let Jordan take the reigns whenever they met occasionally cracking jokes

The origins of Jordan Schlansky

@joeterfqdwgvqwgw

3 жыл бұрын

it's oranges

@jamestinsley3110

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot to add......Portrait of a Serial Killer.

@alexpollock6932

3 жыл бұрын

Dick Fuckington they’re clementines

@JohnDoe-vr3ey

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan Schlansky: Origins

@florete2310

3 жыл бұрын

... in the Zeta Reticuli star system.

Most emotions Jordan has ever portrayed

@awonoto

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan was most emotional when he was in Italy. Especially in his favorite restaurant in Cortona.

@sho3bum

2 жыл бұрын

Jordan is a deeply emotional man

@Peter_1986

Жыл бұрын

@@yomomma5086 The real Jordan is very much like the character Jordan; Conan has confirmed this in different ways on several occasions, like for example saying that Jordan was "98% the real him" in some videos, etc. Also, Jordan does have a huge passion for Italy and coffee.

When Jordan smiles, a new angel gets his wings

@IstvanThree

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of wingless angels up there... if we only count camera smiles. Evertime Conan is annoyed by Jordan, a little demon gets his horns 👹

@ImaShellha

3 жыл бұрын

@@IstvanThree the army is ready.

@yackfou2412

3 жыл бұрын

He is not an angel... he's one of this awful wanna-bes

@BytheTicket222

Жыл бұрын

@Prick, Scumbag College stop flooding the market. My property value has been plummeting!

Imagine the agreement they must have had about future segments “So Jordan, I’m going to relentlessly mock you from now on. How do you feel about that” “I have various emotions right now”

@krombopulosterry1005

Жыл бұрын

"Im indifferent."

"What kind of food" "Various kinds"

@RobertMichael

3 жыл бұрын

“Do you wanna tell me before I open it up?”

Conan laughing at the end is what everyone needs. That's pure happiness.

@Mr.Market777

4 жыл бұрын

We ALL truly shine when we laugh

12 years later and we still can't get enough of these two together 😀

@randompit

6 ай бұрын

Make that 15 now

the writers strike in 08 was the best thing that could happen (at least for a while) for the show. Conan starts to do things like these and we can get to know the staff

So strange to hear his name and not see his picture...

conan’s giggly “you’re not like other people” kills me everytime

"You bring so much joy to me, " - what a beautiful thing to say about a friend.

6:33 conan wasn't interested in Jordan's story until he heard danish models.

@MrAndrewAu

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

I’ve never seen Jordan smiling like that 5:25-5:28

@bugeye8749

2 жыл бұрын

So cute

@fairfight9857

2 жыл бұрын

@@bugeye8749 ikr 😂

4:30 Conan: random bags of oranges lying around. Jordan: Those are clementines. ROFL

"Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude Me from enjoying it" lmfao I love it!

"What else could you do? Those bitches had to die," Conan is such a hilarious guy, I'm so glad that he has both an upbeat attitude but a kinda dark sense of humor and was still able to get mainstream success. Allowing your mind to go anywhere makes yourself and others laugh, Conan foeva

@Anna_Anna92

4 ай бұрын

I'm on a Conan and Jordan binge again and I forgot he said that. It was so hilarious it "killed" me 😂

The two of them dancing together is true magic.

and many years later, Conan still asks Jordan what he does on the show.

That moment at 7:12 was so wholesome for me, Conan reaches out with his hands to Jordan and goes on dancing

*AND THUS THE LEGEND OF SCHLANSKY THE UNMOVABLE WAS BORN*

Jordan gives off a vibe of someone who knows exactly what they're doing, and simultaneously, has no idea what they're doing, or how they got there, but they just own it, and people love him for it.

@Ill_trigger_you_lol

2 жыл бұрын

My cousin is exactly like Jordan....only difference is hr has absolutely no idea what he is doing.

Jordan's command of the language is really impressive.

@bfkc111

4 жыл бұрын

Which one? His "language" is quite normal, what he's doing is "thinking" in a different way, reacting in a certain kind of logic.

@leo-vr4yr

3 жыл бұрын

He prepares his vocabulary in various ways

12 years later, Jordan is the best thing that has ever happened to that show!

As much as people like to shit on Jordan, he’s been with Conan for decades, and not for no reason. I remember the (very) early days he’d come out to do bits, I love that he’s been allowed to grow his “character” for all these years too. Anyone who sticks with Conan (and Vice versa) for the better part of 30 years is okay in my book.

I think at 8:33 this is why Conan has truly cared for Jordan. Though their dynamic is definitely unique, he has always stressed how he enjoys the company of real people and not the falsities his industry tends to create. While it's a meme to mock Jordan's "what does he do", he wouldn't be on the team if he didn't contribute at least whatever tasks he has to do for the day-to-day operations.

I've been looking for this clip for years. The account that had this deleted it a while back, which sucked...Thanks for putting it up. :)

@A-FELIX

4 жыл бұрын

thank you, bob saget's ball sack...

@A-FELIX

4 жыл бұрын

@Bob Saget's Ball Sack yessir

@A-FELIX

4 жыл бұрын

@Bob Saget's Ball Sack i have. It's in two parts. All of his early satellites with Jordan are great. Look for the one where they look at houses. That's funny too.

@A-FELIX

4 жыл бұрын

@Bob Saget's Ball Sack :)

The real "A Star is Born"

5:14 when Jordan starts laughing as Conan opens the can

Jordan is like the video game side characters where they talk to you for a moment then just goes back to their own internal world

@definitelynosebreather

Жыл бұрын

Jordan is a NPC haha

Jimmy Fallon: Invites big celebraties and fakes laugh Jimmy Kimmel: Inviting big celebraties and mildly fakeness Conan O'Brian: Makes his staff crew his celebraties and makes us all laugh hard

@shashanktangwan6104

3 жыл бұрын

True

@bohemianbum6082

3 жыл бұрын

Very true

@romationdruru2406

3 жыл бұрын

True

@californiansniper2133

3 жыл бұрын

Truthfully

@freakxop8858

3 жыл бұрын

5 4 3 2 1 Likes 👆

Conan truly laughing uncontrollably. So great.

I love that Jordan bought into all of Conan's shenanigans! The fact that he can keep a straight face during most of their filmed interactions is beyond impressive! The best thing to come out of the writers strike.

He's gotten even better since then keeping a straight face. Funny to see him break into a grin multiple times!

To just think he hadn't even begun to experiment with oats and whey by this point....

6:38 haha, even Jordan found that funny.

@vulfpack7296

4 жыл бұрын

BudduredToast imagine that joke being told now 😂

@youtert

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's true.

@Vool2go

4 жыл бұрын

classic CONAN

@giannipuface9441

4 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling he completely broke when conan said those bitches had to die

I would probably enjoy Jordan's company very much. He's extremely well educated and he puts an artistic touch on everything he does.

@EmanDeMoan

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly me too, which might mean that I'm also insufferable 😂

Feels weird when he first mentioned Jordan there was no applause break

I was literally crying laughing while Conan was laughing at the end.

I've missed so many of these episodes. Wow.

The song the band plays at the end is limelight by Rush. A great touch

@polishrocker93

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Conan mentioned it “I love how they are playing limelight. Isn’t that one of your Rush songs?”

@zelqam7305

3 жыл бұрын

phosphorescent wave, are you Jordan Schlansky??

@davida7229

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I've been trying to make out the lyrics to find the song all these years lol

That “I’ve never hated the writers strike more” line is what gave us the Jordan we all know and love today, and stripped him of his soul. #LongLiveSoullessJordan

Ah back when Jordan tried to hold his laugh.

@rm3869

4 жыл бұрын

ScoutJeanLouise he knows how to control his laugh now

That little clap Conan is doing while he’s dancing is absolutely SENDING me ! I’m literally hollering😭

@Dr_OzoneTV

3 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, where is it sending you?

Little did conan know that the writers strike wasn't going to be the strangest shows.

The man, the myth, the legend - Jordan Schlansky! As much joy to watch it now as it was all those years ago!

Conan: It's got a cartoon bumblebee on the cover, how can you take this seriously as a food source? Jordan: Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude me from enjoying it Jordan is a real one

You can tell how much Jordan loves Conan, even then

“You’re not like other people” lmao no shit.. such chemistry omg lol

Best origin story ever!

5:26 You can see Jordan's most genuine smile ever.

So, if there had been no strike, we would never have met Jordan... The Universe took pity 🤗

This is the most wholesome video on the internet

“So where are you gonna work tomorrow” Conan asked, without even missing a beat

Jordan knew what was coming when Conan opened the sweets stash :D. A rare human moment for Jordan.

9:30 conans laughter is soo contagious

Honestly it’ll never get old hearing the band play Rush as Jordan gets in front of the audience

Who would give this a thumbs down, I'm wondering? This is pure comedy GOLD.

@cleverusername9369

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Schlansky

“What kind of food?” “Various kinds.”

@adamdesanti6713

6 күн бұрын

The very first "various".

It amazes me more that they doing this kind of conversation decades ago. It feels like that this was just shot yesterday

Isn't it great how Conan has given us all so much hilarity, and at the same time provided his staff with the opportunity to earn an excellent living?

U can really see how he has perfected his character now, compared to this.

I just love those two they make me so happy 😀

💕😍❤️Conan and Jordan dancing is the cutest thing ever ❤️😍💕

It would be my honour if I ever found a frnd like jordan in life. It would change my life fundamentally.

i would hire jordan as my lawyer in the future just so he could lecture the court room and waste time for the judge to dismiss my case knowing he wouldn’t get anywhere further with more questions.

Imagine a reality show with Conan, Jordan, Sona, Bley, and "the sugar packet temp" all living in one house? Competing shows would be cancelled by the hundreds...

@Crimethoughtfull

3 жыл бұрын

Great idea...but you left out Aron. No-can-do w/o Mr. Clueless-Gamer's wing-man!

@user-rf2kp7lq7o

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crimethoughtfull he said bley which is short for bleyart the last name of aron

@musicjunkiefl

3 жыл бұрын

How can you forget about Pierre Bernard?

@koljabudimlic3025

3 жыл бұрын

coolbritannia97 andy aswell

@koljabudimlic3025

3 жыл бұрын

coolbritannia97 oh and tony the cameraman

oh man, i remember many years ago at a GNC store here had Cyto Gainer. i couldn't help myself say out loud "CYTO-GAINER" in Conan's nerdy voice

@collegerebel

2 жыл бұрын

Did people stare?😂

The beginning of a beautiful friendship

Kudos to the band for playing Limelight as Jordan walked out.

9:21 the epic delivery of Jordan begrudgingly calling Conan a leader

@GQ2593

Жыл бұрын

Flawless irony by the great Jordan

I like how at the end he clapped on beat to the music

Thank you for uploading this!! I’ve been looking for it for a while now

Jordan is a real life Seinfeld character.

He smiles so much in this one, it's great

Best segment of the show ever.. conan and jordan.. i hope you could upload more of this more often.. very funny

Jordan is the One of Best Characters.

Never seen this before, thanks for posting!

oh how could i miss this...

This is SO funny! I love the Conan, Jordan duo.

I honestly really enjoyed jordan and conan dancing in the hallway. that was really sweet

Conan likes to say Jordan is all real, but it's pretty obvious that this character has been prepared in various ways.

The hidden away pops tarts after all the healthy food talk, classic! 😂

Conan this year was amazing I remember staying up late in HS to watch

Jordan dancing! YUMMM! I’m hooked; come to Australia 🎶💕🎶😈

I love these two boys! 😍🤣🤣🤣

The band playing limelight during his walk in was a nice touch 👌

@moaningpheromones

2 жыл бұрын

one like from pity like pixie

Watching Jordan and Conan dance together was magical! Sweet and serendipitous!

@bansheeofinisheerin

Жыл бұрын

And very, very sexual. I had an emission while watching. Truly glorious.

3:35 Lol, this sounds like a mangled Rush song combined with Irish poetry, or the Irish Rovers or something Conan is hilarious

@CHARLIE-MF-BROWN

3 жыл бұрын

It sounded like a foreign version of "Oasis" by Wonderwall. 🤣🤣🤣

You really crack me up😂 Your banter with Jordan is hilarious!

That was the beginning of Odysseus level quest we all happily tagged along.

I’ve always loved them together!

This segment needs to go into the television talk show hall of fame. It gets better every time I watch it.