This dinner is why Jordan kept Conan off the "foodie" e-mail list.

@Sss-wz6ve

8 жыл бұрын

why not save it for those who enjoy it the most, lol.

@someguy4887

8 жыл бұрын

counterpoint: jordan is lame as fuck. and i think you're comparing a really recent bit with a really old bit. jordan has been proved a moron over and over and over again.

@itzMoJo67

8 жыл бұрын

Jordan is acting, he's a fucking genius. He's actually ruining a great carreer being a producer on a tv show, he could write, direct and act in films if he wanted to.

@agenturensohnDLX

8 жыл бұрын

you should follow him on instagram and snapchat - he really is like that in his everyday life. If he's acting all of the time, he really is a genius, if not, it wouldn't be any less amazing

@Hachikii

7 жыл бұрын

good conclusion

i lost my shit when coco said " and raped..."

@linx4355

8 жыл бұрын

I watched that part 4 times and laughed

@johnnyfelcher8156

8 жыл бұрын

"Is it weird that I'm just holding this plate now?"

@JR-dv7wb

7 жыл бұрын

Kneck Beard I replayed it several times too! Jordan's face is priceless 😂😂😂

@FreeMarketSecularist

7 жыл бұрын

Kneck Beard same lmfao

Conan and Jordan make the best odd duo ever. I could watch them for hours.

@pikkuadi

8 жыл бұрын

*I watch them for hours Ftfy

@queenrei34

7 жыл бұрын

Same. I'm running out of videos though lol! They need to do more.

@eex4611

6 жыл бұрын

hbilha me too

Italian restaurant - the perfect place to make a death threat.

@mastermouse00

8 жыл бұрын

yasss!!

@jefrecana

7 жыл бұрын

Evija3000 i thought they were having veal

@ashikana21

7 жыл бұрын

Evija3000 Funny, there's a famous scene from The Godfather that illustrates just so.

_"If it's Tuscan olive oil."_ xD

"... and raped!" Oh god I've never laughed so hard before, I felt like I was gonna pass out for a second.

@CrivRex

9 жыл бұрын

Thats me 98% of every video conan makes

@Nukle0n

8 жыл бұрын

+Hermit the Hustler It's funny when it's an unexpected comment made by a comedian.

@Nukle0n

8 жыл бұрын

+Hermit the Hustler when men get raped? No that's generally as funny as women getting raped.

@Nukle0n

8 жыл бұрын

+Hermit the Hustler no idea

@OllihuAkbar

8 жыл бұрын

+Hermit the Hustler +Nukle0n Tupac is a good rapper, he's almost like a black Eminem.

Conan gets so much joy from imagining jordan's death

@the_question

8 жыл бұрын

+TopRaptor wouldn't you?

@TopRapter

8 жыл бұрын

Justin Ledbury xD

@1Sandwitch1

8 жыл бұрын

+Shroctopus XD

@berserkerphang9303

8 жыл бұрын

+TopRaptor and rape

@indireacts9733

6 жыл бұрын

Poor conan does not know he will choped down to smaller peices and throwed in waater bodies dexter style

I love drunk conan. hes truly irish in those moments

@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447

6 жыл бұрын

billyblackattacks I know right, there's nothing better when he gets a little drunk, it's no act. He's definitely a little drunk. He must be hilarious when there's a piss up.

@jaolin6042

6 жыл бұрын

I think everybody is "irish" when drunk.

@austinarthur1706

3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine being drunk and having to listen to all of that rhetorical bullshit from Jordan? 😂

@Xorobabel

2 жыл бұрын

"little drunk" He's wasted, and it's funny.

With each consecutive click, I find better and better videos of these two.

"I am subjected to the same wind and sun that made this wine" Oh God... LOL

I remember a time when I dreamed of being a successful person, seeing the world, reaching my goals... then I discovered Conan's videos... never left my house again.

these two are the perfect couple for a real life comedy :D

@s3rj81

6 жыл бұрын

kapuvári Viktor I would hang out with them every single day

Does anybody else kind of admire Jordan for how much passion he has about the small things? Lmao

@Vicvines

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@zakirfeysal4025

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vicvines replying after 4 years wow

@apseudonym

2 жыл бұрын

yes, he may be an an alien but he truly has joie de vivre

@mattmckay3830

2 жыл бұрын

No.

Conan said today that this is his favorite bit of all time

I'm pretty sure Conan really was drunk here.

@andreashort310

7 жыл бұрын

More people say that in the comments, but I don't get it. It didn't seem so convincing to me.

@ChairmanMeow1

7 жыл бұрын

yea he was legit drunk

"What? What you talking about? It's chocolate cake, it's good."

@Emahs

7 жыл бұрын

ghostlyswimify 💀💀💀

@unbridledenthusiasm

6 жыл бұрын

this is my favorite part.

More Conan and Jordan!

Jordan reminds me of Karl Pilkington in that what you see is his actual personality, just consciously exaggerated for comedic effect.

@MovieHound17

8 жыл бұрын

+Tre B cept Karl Pilkinton isn't exaggerating one bit...that is just who he is.

@Lia-hd7rh

8 жыл бұрын

+Tre B I agree..so much similarity, except Karl isnt this pretentious but I love them both..fuckn hilarious

@ConsumeristScroffa

8 жыл бұрын

+Tre B Irrelevant.

Best duo since Batman and Robin.

I have to admit. The shorter version (this version) is a lot better than the longer version than the official channel has (which is in two parts). This edit is perfection

Who's here from the Jordan origin story?

@MosiahWhite

6 жыл бұрын

sup fam

@LYJManchesterUnited

4 жыл бұрын

Where's it?

Laughing is so good for you’re health and these two always make me laugh. Thank you for that gift.

Savior what you're about to put in your mouth... I was expecting Conan to jump right on that, but he does seem drunk and fed up at that point 😂

Jordan knows this is schtick and is laying it on thick.

I think being with Jordan brings the best out of Conan. These remotes with these two together are to be preserved for eternity to savour.

I love that connans using the funny man/straight man comedy duo routine.

conan,jordan,hart and cube need to do a vid together!

@manictiger

8 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck yes!

@matthewtaz7774

8 жыл бұрын

this needs to happen

@limegreenthompson8376

8 жыл бұрын

Yes! What a great idea!

@relaxenjoy909

7 жыл бұрын

MrAmmaralirocks1 omg you yess

@hardstyle3196

7 жыл бұрын

MrAmmaralirocks1 NO! They'd all be bashing Jordan! X'D

This is my favorite Conan video of all time. Everything about it is absolute perfection.

They should go to Italy together

@jonasnilaus

8 жыл бұрын

+joan 86 that would be the funniest comedy EVER! "The Trip" times a million

@HawkeyeNation19

7 жыл бұрын

They actually are going to do a special in Italy.

@thefunnyest2847

6 жыл бұрын

jane 86 they are in Italy now 😂😂

@DrNickRiveria

6 жыл бұрын

they just got back from italy.

@viktorkelko8739

6 жыл бұрын

now theyre talking bout it

All the jokes aside, I bet that the food and wine in that restaurant was as amazing as Jordan said. Italian food is the best - simple ingredients but made to perfection.

This Jordan guy is a hoot.

I love how Conan cracks him self up, I thought I was the only one that did that.

I'd love to see Schlansky and Karl Pilkington's conversations.

@mannelshah

8 жыл бұрын

+Google Sucks or sheldon cooper !

@hyperion1028

8 жыл бұрын

Yes! XD

I lost it when he started singing Whole Lotta Love.

LOL Conan looks really drunk I don't know if is acting but man :D

@LeoSkyro

8 жыл бұрын

I believe he was really drunk. Wine, good red wine, is really tricky, youcan get real drunk real fast, especially if you're used to drinking american "beer"

@manictiger

8 жыл бұрын

Patron makes 80 proof taste like 30 proof, so my guess is, that wine has the same kind of scaling. He probably drank it like it was water.

@becky7637

7 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Wright yes he is

@kansastintcompany

7 жыл бұрын

leo sky you are the "Jordan Schlansky" of KZread commentators.

@TheTrueVirus22

6 жыл бұрын

His Parents are Irish but he was born in the US that makes him an American but seriously why are you that specific. If you see a Chinese or Japanese guy on the street you also say things like Asian American and stuff like that even if they are born in the US. I mean when we see a Turkish person in Germany we also call them Turkish even if they are born in Germany, they usually don´t even want to be called Germans.

Legendary. One of Conan's all-time favorites, too.

The sketch that kicked it all off

Conan cant contain that Irish when drunk LOL

I've actually been to Tuscany and had wine there. It's a beautiful place. There was this little spot where you can see between the bushes surrounding the winery, and you can see the countryside rolling out over endless hills lined with vineyards. The feeling that accompanies it is indescribable. We also had the pleasure of being taken down to the cellar, as well as the privilege to see all of the production process. It was quite amazing, really. The work they put into their wine is brilliant.

"I wish you were" Best impro moment of this sketch. How does he do it?

"I promise you this: I will not kill you myself, but I will have you killed."

This gets better every time i watch it, i swear

Easily one of the best Conan moments ever!

They work together so well because they're clearly very witty and intelligent in different ways

Jordan and Conan in Italy, April 11th, 2018. V much looking fwd to it. Go ahead, Chopper...

Am I the only one who came back here after watching the Conan & Jordan Italy trip?

@attackonmemory

6 жыл бұрын

Geunice Burgos me too!

All of these Jordan videos are funny, but this one made me LOL consistently.

This was one of the first segments I ever saw Jordan in and I’ve never looked back lol

I would rather hear Conan's version of 'Whole Lotta Love' for the rest of my life. That was amazing!!

I bet drunk Conan is a blast to party with.

I like to think I have watched all of the Jordan and Conan joints but this has to b the best. From now on only do this combo while Conan has had a few brooskies...

i love this guy, he is so sophisticated

I'm binging so many Conan vids!

When those two are together I laugh so much I could cry

great stuff !

Conan and Jordan the oddest couple ever, its like watching Charlie Harper (Sheen) hangs out with Sheldon Cooper.

@Juanirva

7 жыл бұрын

Well, those shows have the same shitty writers so, yeah, i guess that could happen maybe

@brucedoyle4055

7 жыл бұрын

zerodamage Well that shitty writer has created two successful Sitcoms, one who is still running and i also heard is up to date the most watched sitcoms and also rank 1 of all sitcoms that are made over year 2000.

@Juanirva

7 жыл бұрын

Success ≠ Quality, (i hate sitcoms btw, it's just my opinion)

This video is just hilarious

Is it just me, cause I could sit with Jordan all day and listen to his facts...

These two together or are the only thing that's keeping me alive right now

conan is fucking insane, we love him haha

Best Combination ever in the Show!!! LOL

its nice to know that Jordan is genuine to see how he did not change at all

More drunk Conan plz.

They should really make a travel show. This pair is iconic

@SerenityNow9015

2 жыл бұрын

They made one. Conan and Jordan in Italy, it was part of the Conan Without Borders series.

Hey y'all, I think this is the best episode with Jordan in it. Please do more of these like this. #Conan needs to be drunky again in them too :) #TeamCoco

Where it all began!

best jordan video

I love how opposite they are. And impressed with Jordan s patience. Glad Jordan never went to military and stuck with corporate nerdiness. Everyone know silent murderers are the scariest unlike the empty can threat jokes Conan makes

Conan and Jordan should definitely come to Italy. They'd make a killer show! :)

I love how Conan always laughs at his own jokes

There can be no doubt that there is tremendous affection between Conan and Jordan. Jordan is intelligent and had a broad range of knowledge about absolutely trivial things that helps with their interplay. Clearly, this are more like skits, than actual real life interactions.

Where the hot springs FLOW, Jordan. FLOW. Not BLOW.

They're like the perfect pair

The stories that Jordan talking about,it remind me of Italy!

This is great..

These remotes are life!! 😂

As the video of their Italy trip is trending I came to pay my respects to this video.

1:18 a meal that lasted 4 hours!! wtf!! i would end up like boogie2988 at the end of it 0_o

conan is amazing when drunk

Even when he's blasted he's still a comedic genius

Drunk Connan plus Jordan equals gold.

conan,jordan,kevin hart and ice cube need to do a vid together.Can't even imagine how that would be!

drunk Conan is absolutely hilarious

conan is so funny when hes drunk :)

Watching this, a great sadness overcomes me, for the comedy bar has been raised so high that i suspect nothing will ever be so funny again.

more video duos!

"if it's Tuskan olive oil," lmfao

I miss conan

conan is the best fckng host

The dinner that started it all. And yes, Conan has said in a later interview that he was actually drunk for real haaha.

The need to make a reality TV version of the Odd Couple with them.

I'm italian and i find Conan the best, love the duo!

@GameAndSpleep

7 жыл бұрын

Sacha Muratori what s the song at the beginning when they enter the restaurant

@RKSxd

7 жыл бұрын

i don't know man.. it seems like a copy of typical south-italy traditional songs

@GameAndSpleep

7 жыл бұрын

Sacha Muratori I looked around and turns out it's "Tarantella Di Napoli" but it's just the instrumental. not with words like in the original Conan video.

"I'm in heaven right now" "I wish you were" I'm so going to use that someday.

Conan best ad libber even half drunk

For some reason it's entertaining to listen to all his blabber and watching his "I will fucking kill you" look

Jordan seems like such a beautiful person. I'd marry that man in a heartbeat!

Funny thing is that Jordan finds Conan to be one of the most funny people he has ever met

This one seemed a little more scripted/rehearsed with Jordan's lines just a tad too 'planned' maybe. Epic video nonetheless as all the others. I think the ones where Conan catches him in his office seem the most realistic and get the best spontaneity out of Jordan. Overall an amazing compilation, hats off to Jordan and Conan.

Funniest video of Jordan ever

I also appreciate how much passion Jordan has for Italy, I am italian and I can tell that's real love and especially real UNDERSTANDING of our culture and habits... Jordan is the real italian, he just born in the wrong state.

@s3rj81

6 жыл бұрын

DereMemo You don't know what are you talking about. Italian food is clearly better, it is a FACT. Healthier, lighter, simple, quick and tasty. No doubt about it. If you prefer Turkish or indian over italian go like it somewhere else, you are a wierdo.