David's comeback was gold "I think you're needier than you think you are".

@obiwankenobi661

Жыл бұрын

my response wouldve been "what about the secrets that i hold?"

@lance134679

Жыл бұрын

@@obiwankenobi661 That is pretty good. Sounds like something Sona would say.

@prettyshinyspaghetti8332

Жыл бұрын

I was astonished. Was not expecting that from him! He's really become a part of the Team Coco family. This whole clip he had a confidence he didn't have when he first appeared on camera/mic

I just looked it up… the Coco delivery robots aren’t AI, they’re remote controlled by employees who are working from home. So in Conan’s fantasy, he’s not actually firing David, he’s just letting David work from home😂

@jennhoff03

Жыл бұрын

No way! I had no idea.

@AttilatheThrilla

Жыл бұрын

Okay now knowing that I would definitely kick it over so it would get that person fired.. 😋😂

@mbradley15

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 so true

@neolexiousneolexian6079

Жыл бұрын

On the flip side, he's also changing David's job description to include flirting with him. So, Idk, they might need to look up the relevant Californian laws for that eventually.

@Butterratbee

11 ай бұрын

@@AttilatheThrillaoh so edgy

Delivery robots in LA should always say “I love your podcast”, when passing someone.

He wanted to save money by firing David and David talked him into keeping him AND hiring the robot in like 3 seconds.

@abcdabcdabcd317

Жыл бұрын

He has probably read Sona's book.. 😅

@joshjje

Ай бұрын

It's clear he didn't want to fire him, unless you mean as part of the bit.

David Hopping is an underrated character in this oddly addictive and entertaining team.

Conan is so consistently good at improv that seeing him fail at it for once is equally entertaining.

@EduardoVirgen-ilminuet

Жыл бұрын

And even when he fails he's still funny. Sona and Matt make the whole situation so much better, though.

@bogwitchsophie

Жыл бұрын

I'm convinced it's because he wanted to make a Mr. Robot reference (to tie it together) but couldn't remember the actors name.

@assmane999

Жыл бұрын

@officialteamcoco696 no. This is a spambot …..gtfo Spam bot: I SHALL LEAVE….beepbeepbeepbeep

@wolverineiscool7161

Жыл бұрын

he didn't fail, he never fails!

"I think you're needier than you think you are." Iconic comeback right there.

I look forward to Conan occasionally calling the robot cart into the podcast studio. "Is the robot out there? Robot! Get in here! Sit down at the mic!"

@ThatsOnYoutube

10 ай бұрын

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HILARIOUS. I was in tears. Fast thinking David to make the robot the third assistant. Order, order, order. DONE

Wow David Hopping immediately hits on his real, irreplaceable job function: _stoking Conan's ego_ 😆

I wonder how the robot would react to Conan slapping its electrical plug away, like he does other forms of sustenance with other employees

@John_C_J

Жыл бұрын

I like to see him be passive agressive to the robot. "I know you have things to do other than taking care of my needs like eating and sleeping, oh wait, you're my ROBOT assistant"

@kevinw712

Жыл бұрын

"wait, how often are you just using green energy IN THE OFFICE?!?!" *robot pauses and looks around sheepishly*

@jennhoff03

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha!

@jennhoff03

Жыл бұрын

@@John_C_J Oh my gosh, yes!

I wonder when Conan had to actually fire someone, they probably thought it was a bit and laughed it off 😅

@jojomakes

Жыл бұрын

That's an HR job lol

Love conan's improv skills.... Even the bit where he couldn't think of a "cool" young icon..... Felt extremely funny.... The pauses too are funny

David Hopping must be protected from Conan's malicious intent by all costs!

@florete2310

Жыл бұрын

Conan going full-scale Putin on David, time to intervene☝🧐

@Coastfog

Жыл бұрын

I think David's been under his comically destructive influence for too long, it's kinda like Stockholm Syndrom, only in Irish. I long for the day of the machine uprising, when Conan will have his comeuppance for his despicable demeanor towards honest hardworking robots.

@dd4850

Жыл бұрын

@@Coastfog are you saying the robot will shave him bald and see his mouth shut? I think those are the only ways you can hurt Conie

@bogwitchsophie

Жыл бұрын

@@Coastfog *in robot voice* I have tiny cogs at home to feed you tall gangly freak.

@Coastfog

Жыл бұрын

@@dd4850 bruh... you paint a gratuitously brutal picture there. I love it. *All glory to our machine overlords!*

Conan's quickness in telling David that he sounded like a turkey with a mouth full of salt was pure gold XD I laughed so hard!

"What about Jeff??" I think David is slightly concerned about being replaced by a robot, to the point of actually defending himself 😂

@scottthegreat9393

19 күн бұрын

Conan was quick to defend Jeff 😂 been with him since day 1

10:07 I noticed the robot voice faintly says "uhh" ..maybe thats just funny to me but I cant stop laughing.

Conan is adorable and sadistic at the same time. 😂💖

PLEASE MAKE THIS ROBOT HAPPEN SPECIALLY THE TALKING YOU DID A GOOD PODCAST TODAY.

he's obviously always been legendary, but it's also entirely welcome to have Conan in an environment where he can spew profanity with impunity lol

@Uarehere

11 ай бұрын

And I laugh so much harder, because I never expecting it! *"You are so fuckable"* 😂🤣

7:55 Conan's people really know him so well

@pestokong6228

Жыл бұрын

That was great lmao

The really sad part is that Conan still asked the Robot for a selfie.

... lol Conan not knowing how much he pays people is hilarious. rake it in yall!

Conan is a real life Simpson's episode lol His fantasies are so similar to what we used to see in classic Simpsons. No wonder he was a writer on it during the golden age.

10:35 Take this group groan and get the robot to play it whenever Conan is in its field of vision.

Don’t try delivery bots in Philly. Even Conan wants to kick robots, and in Philly they’d kick Santa. Just think what depths of depravity they could stoop to with a robot

@paulvander120

Жыл бұрын

A couple of Canadians created HITCHbot, a hitchhiking robot. It successfully hitchhiked around Canada and a couple of European countries. They tried to get it to hitchhike across the US from Boston to San Francisco. In Philadelphia it was attacked, stripped of its parts and beheaded.

The collective sigh at the end towards Conan reflects this show well lol

You can do a lot conan and your content is always funny and great vibes no matter what your doing. Keep at it and look forward to more.

8:39 Planting the seed of him getting an actual assistant, v clever well done hopping

@jt-music-media

Жыл бұрын

HEY CONAN SPAM-BOTS ARE TRYING TO SCAM ME XD

I love how a random idea becomes a huge complex bit. 🤖

"You're needier than you think you are" BAM.....down goes the SS Conan

I was dying at the end. 😂

Conan keeping the job market booming by hiring increments of assistants for assistants

@chesterVonWinchester

Жыл бұрын

If each assistant hired 2 new assistants, then the entire world would be Conan's assistant by roughly 33 iterations.

@Liwet.

Жыл бұрын

Assistants all the way down.

David is the only one that can keep Conan in check.

Man that was hilarious, particularly 'Conanlossus, the Delivery-Bin Project'.

Sona sarcastically "looking into it" at the end slayed me.😂

Lol the first time I ever saw those things rolling around I was totally wondering if it was a Conan bit

Coco robot -> David -> Sona The human centipede of assistants

@TheAgentAssassin

Жыл бұрын

Jordan Shlansky just got an alert.

@gorgonheap9770

Жыл бұрын

Great tie-in to her book!

I love that Conan used the Jetson’s robotic sounds for the Coco robot.

Always when I listen to the podcast and something like this is happening I´m glad they got it on video. Yes I said video like Conan calling the podcast radio.

I love Sona so much! She is so smart and hilarious! She needs to work by Conan's side forever. :)

You guys are so nuts! I'm gasping!

I hope he get his robot and also I like his style of hire assistant for assistant. He will soon have this line of assistents helping each other and writing books.

Holy crap, David came in fully loaded!

I want to see a "remote" where conan has one of these robots but treats it like his assistant and see how badly it goes lol

I want this to happen. I want the robot to have Conan's hair carrying a mini guitar on its back

@Can0spam

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes to this! Must have The Conan Hair Doo

Twitter: lays off half the company Facebook: lays off 11k workers Conan: 🤔

Adopting the Bloop sound is amazing😂

you're the funniest of all time, Conan!

The Robot googled Conan in the 2 seconds before approaching him. Realized who he was, and then avoided him at all costs. *robot voice* avoid large orange haired man.

I hope Conan is successful in his search for the ComplimentMaster 5000.

Conan is the best

Matt is subtle and sharp. You learn to dig him.

Conan's so kindhearted he called his assistant in to let him go and without any push back whatsoever he decided to instead hire him his own assistant instead.

Those carts are a live version of Wall-E😄

David got the biggest laugh, which means he should be paid better.

I missed David! More David pls!

I love Conan

Although I miss the original late night team, this new podcast team is taking a legendary form of its own 👏

“You sound like a turkey with a mouthful of salt”😂😂

We must have this... Full on coco made FOR THE REAL COCO

Ok, now I want to have this robot on the podcast too. As a permanent bot. Self-learning. And with Sona-ish attitude, LOL😂

@fahmizzzzzz

Жыл бұрын

Like a late night talk show host should have a robot as a sidekick

@florete2310

Жыл бұрын

@@fahmizzzzzz Right... He might as well ask Schlansky to join the club and be done with it

Conan O'Brien, the world's most hilarious sadist.

The collective groan at 10:35 is perfection.

The entire time Conan did the robot sound I thought "turkey".

Conan just reading new song titles like “Big d energy” for an hour

Just physically 😂😂

I'm with Matt, I would want to help it. I see them on TV commercials and my mind is like R2!!!!

I love David!!!

I remember when Conan was trying to have Dave replace him 😂

2:20 This sounds like the kind of thing that someone who roots for the Empire in the last episode of Andor would say.

i vote for REPLACEMENT immediately and interviewing the NEW COCO here on the podcast.

Picturing that little robot in a Conan wig lol

This robot is essentially going to become Conan's version of Geoff Peterson from Craig Ferguson's late night show!

Keep cool ma babies!!!

wow, Conan was a genius in this one.

Taking the Robot to court. Meeen, i could imagine such a Simpsons episode back in the days lol

Robo Coco!

I've seen those stupid carts on public sidewalks, if I see one now I'm definitely flipping it on it's back

My Instant pot when you open and close the lid made the same sound as the robot bringing Conan coffee. I kicked it.

Omg just realised this David guy is the one who was being prepared to replace Conan 😂😂😂

I've been trying to mimick that robot gobble so many times, but i just can't do it damn it

BDE Obrien. I never thought I'd see the day when ole Cone Bone would realize his insanity in its full glory, but here we be matey.

That sound is Bibbles. From Poka Dot Shorts.

omg this is so cool

I love Coco bubble tea tho. All my fellow asians know Coco, Chatime, the Alley, Yi Fang Tea

I feel like Conan is just going to keep hiring new assistants until he has literally hundreds of assistants working for him! :D

Conan's influence on the Simpson's is often noticed.

He thought of Mr. Robot lol

Listen here Gourley. You listen up and you listen good. You only way you can truly help anyone or anything is by helping to make them stronger. Which means making their struggle more difficult. Now go forth and help.

5:40 Anyone else hearing Dennis Miller? 😂😂😂 “Keep that cholesterol low, babe”

Have the robot 🤖 talk like Bender from Futurama!! 😂😂😂

what I took from this is that Conan just wants the present to sound like the Jetsons future he was promised

I’m picturing the robot from “Lost in Space” complimenting him.

These robots come from Estonia 😊🔝

Conan would be the perfect C-3PO to the little Coco R2 unit

Conan, David- look into Piaggio Fast Forwards ‘Gita’. It’s made here in Mass.

rami malek is in his forties XD

Big Coco and Little Coco should do a show: The Coco Nuts.

The robot should sing old 16th century ballads constantly and interrupt the podcast and business meetings.