I love that Conan is so used to working late night, that he just naturally rolls into promoting what they were just discussing as part of the wrap up. He literally cannot turn it off.

@demitasse22

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my God he CANT!

@BenVarkentine

2 жыл бұрын

Or to coin a phrase, Conan O'Brien Can't Stop.

@Jayess-c

2 жыл бұрын

Lol conans been around since like the late 80s

@iVan123

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenVarkentine C.O.C.S.!

@tuberats99

2 жыл бұрын

No, Conan seems too smart to slip so easily into habit.. likely that he went into the default wrap-up-promotion mode to get rid of images of the order in which the three of them would be in a centipede 😅

Been waiting for this: 4:57 Conan's entire bit about Sona's dating life, right off the top of his head. That is peak Conan. Brilliant improv, utterly, utterly hysterical.

@daniella3718

2 жыл бұрын

he’s hilarious

@mackie5004

2 жыл бұрын

Will Conan write Sonas biography?

@TheJRhyder

2 жыл бұрын

And she just laughs not denying any of it

@no_peace

2 жыл бұрын

I was crying laughing

You have to love Sonas laugh! Can‘t believe her parents are vampires.

@christianjohnsjohns8723

2 жыл бұрын

I know right it sounds like a hilarious maniacal laugh.

@bernlin2000

2 жыл бұрын

And she's a pretty witch, or as Andy said "one of those lipstick witches" XD

@KONAmustang50

2 жыл бұрын

@@bernlin2000 🎵 It was SONA all a-long! 🎵

@zorantaylor3190

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, Conan's laugh at the introduction of the Zoom reunion concept is the most terrifying thing I've ever heard....

@mackie5004

2 жыл бұрын

@@zorantaylor3190 He might be part of the undead - like his taint

With how Conan improvises, I've always wanted him to join in a D&D session. He is already beloved by gamers/movie goers/geeks in general. He'd be perfect for a D&D.

Conan is a absolute menace bruv

@Max_Coolman

2 жыл бұрын

Nerd

Conan and Sona talking about her dating life (starting around 4:57) is even funnier now after reading her book where she went into detail about the four terrible dates with the same guy. 😂

I love to see it when Gourley makes Conan crack up!

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard! Conan's assessment of Sona repeat dating sketchy individuals - ie t-shirt says "I MURDER"! I laughed out loud with tears shooting out of my eyes! 😂🥰

Sona and Conan: *opting to go with "feces" instead of "human soil"* Jordan Schlansky: ...and I took that personally.

I like how Sona tries to rationalize the purpose of the actual centipede.

@FanboyFilms

2 жыл бұрын

It's an attempt to reduce the carbon footprint, I guess?

9:11 Oh my god, I've never heard Conan laugh so hard

@hitman036

2 жыл бұрын

There’s one instance I can think of. It’s when Sona announced her pregnancy. kzread.info/dash/bejne/Ypt1uNlsg9qYdpM.html - about two minutes into the video. I hope you remember the story Sona told about her dad having “two birthdays.” This is a callback.

@Hurdstah

2 жыл бұрын

@@hitman036 It's "two birth certificates" - Sona told a story that her dad has two of them because the birth certificate man was only visiting the town in Armenia every couple of months...

@TheKillahKyla

2 жыл бұрын

Matt Gourley is really good at making Conan laugh

@teslah6794

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no, 9/11

@rsk47reviews59

2 жыл бұрын

@@hitman036 the "two birth certificates" line for Gourley is his best moment according to me🤣🤣

My wife almost fainted when we went to see Conan for the first time ever. I screamed like a girl and fainted onto the chair. Conan's hair was majestical! We sat right next to Andy Richter and he was so nice and funny!

9:11 imagine making Conan O'Brien laugh that hard. My soul would leave my body.

At first I thought "How on earth did Sona last so long being Conan's "assistant". Then slowly but surely after watch all these podcasts and Team Coco's... I think she's nuts too...

@dlxmarks

2 жыл бұрын

I was watching _Conan O'Brien Can't Stop_ last week and saw that, even though Sona had worked for him for barely a year at that point, their relationship was already exactly what it is to this day.

9:11 is the hardest I've ever heard conan laugh 😂

any time conan goes into "what if..." mode... pure entertainment

Conan, Sona, and Gourley look like an old lesbian, her far-too-young girlfriend, and the young girl's skeptical dad. Either a Bravo! movie, or the setup to a terrifying porno.

"Wait why am I promoting those?" 😂 Ye old force of habit Conan

@joseveijanen6520

2 жыл бұрын

He promotes Magoosh all the time.

Sona's laughter is just too contagious.

9:11 I don't think I've ever seen Conan laugh like that before XD

@asianbomb47

2 жыл бұрын

you can really see why Conan says he's enjoying the podcast format

@dudemaister96

2 жыл бұрын

Matt got Coney really good like he did here in that segment when Sona announced the pregnancy!

@UncaAndoo

2 жыл бұрын

I've wondered how loud he laughed in that Scraps clip where show him laughing at the Del Taco screening.

@HankAaronJoseph19

2 жыл бұрын

Gourley hit the home run from The Natural

@bernlin2000

2 жыл бұрын

@Proper And you struggle to read 😛 I said "laugh like that". I know he's laughed harder before, but not like that 💅

It's unreal how Conan can just hop into bits that are this funny.

Conan is hands-down the master of improv.

When I was a kid I used to tell everyone I wanted to be a mad scientist when I grew up. Making a human centipede wasn't what I had in mind.

Love re-listening to this again but with video!

Matt coming through with the joke of the decade at 9:11.

I want the exact Sona story Conan just came up with as an entire film

And forever, Conan can be quoted as saying "I prefer ass to mouth"

@apseudonym

2 жыл бұрын

iconic soundbyte

The way Conana says podcast gets me everytime, its funny in some way !!! love this Phodkhaast so much!!

What a great conversation 😀

Hearing this I'm glad and relieved Sona found Tak 😂

Can’t wait to see this show live

9:10-9:18 That's the hardest I've ever heard Conan laugh🤣

I want to hear Jordan's thoughts about the human centipede!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-lk4jd5yc8d

2 жыл бұрын

“Naturally, I should be the first of the centipede, cos I have spent great effort to cultivate my gut flora. My feces will not only be nutritious, but I will be passing on my beneficial gut flora onto you. With your starch and meat based diet, this is something you need to replenish. And it’s something that’s prominent in east Asia culture is their consumption of fermented food…”

@fredjenkins1546

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-lk4jd5yc8d I've read this about 5 times and everytime I hear Jordan saying this!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love Sona's laugh at the very beginning.

This clip made me laugh so hard for so long. Thank y'all oh my goodness.

That movie is so disturbing. It damaged me for life. I kept thinking of the second person ingesting feces and being so grossed out that they vomit it but it eventually gets sent back their way, vomit and all… to ultimately be swallowed and passed to the next person.

@Ronny999x

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the Sequels will fix you 😁

@legionluciano

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ronny999x ok. I’ll give it a shot. 🤣🤣🤣

My 76 year-old mom listens to this podcast.

@demetriaduma6218

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOO did grandma laugh during the ending bit when conan and gourley were talking about the centipede reunion bit xD

I wish y'all would release the full episode as video. I'd pay $5/month for that.

These bring me so much joy lmao

Remembered listening to this on my way home and im just smiling like crazy that time

Conan, I ❤ your podcast fashion

Oh my god I'm Aussie so never saw Conan on tv but OMG he is so off the cuff hilarious I can't help but laughing out loud at these odcasts.

@MarcKloos

2 жыл бұрын

Have you watched _Conan without Borders: Australia?_

@MichaelOberhardt

2 жыл бұрын

@@MarcKloos Yes - that was on netflix when I had it, and I did watch that after I started listening to the podcast. I have listened to it since it started.

@kenyanoxygen5801

2 жыл бұрын

im so envious of you dude since you have so much to watch

@Jimmy-fw1wd

2 жыл бұрын

I'm Aussie too, got into Conan when it aired for about 6-7 years on ch 9s multi-chanel 'GO & GEM'.. its a shame ch 9 dropped him.

@lukeguilfoyle2425

8 ай бұрын

@@Jimmy-fw1wdlate night used to be on the comedy channel on foxtel way back in the day, that’s how I got into him, shame channel 9 dropped Conan after a couple years though!

I love bits like this where Gourley [#Gourls] drops Conan improv-worthy morsels and Conan runs with them. They play off of each other exceptionally.

Sona: "I wouldve been in that centipede."

Pregnancy Sona hits different for some reason, she’s beautiful regardless

This was very rich entertainment. Conan's promotion-confusion was just brilliant.

I need my weekly dose of Sona laughter.

"you mean as an actor, not as a human, you can survive being the first in the centipede..."

I’ve been wiating for this video after hearing on the Podcast🤣🤣😂

“Available wherever….things are shown. And made.” Lol. Great ending to that.

Grandma Coco is hilarious. It's the old lady glasses and blue bandana.

Love these faces💙

7:30 Here's a counterpoint: Helen Mirren was in Caligula (which would be on par for being the Human Centipede for its time) in 1979 and has largely been unaffected by the movie's critical slamming.

@aegresen

2 жыл бұрын

I agree that they're both awful films and I think the lack of internet helped Dame Mirren quite a lot; had the film released during the internet age, it would've been a constant crown of shame, for sure.

@thinkingsoup6149

2 жыл бұрын

@@aegresen For sure - releasing anything in the Information Age, with its nonstop coverage, is a double-edged sword. The exposure just pushes the momentum to swing that much more to either side (whether it be a success or failure).

@coolarunmohan

2 жыл бұрын

Helen Mirren in Caligula was exactly what I was thinking while listening to that part

@MrSwinefuzz

2 жыл бұрын

Just for the record, Mirren and her respected, high profile costars Peter O'Toole, Sir John Gielgud, etc, didn't know that the film's slimy producer was going to shoot and edit hardcore porn into the movie and kick the director off the film and POORLY edit the whole thing himself, so they all get a pass for that.

@vt4979

2 жыл бұрын

But Mirren didn't take part in any of the controversial scenes, unlike the example here with Dench and McKellen

This should be a segment. You guys reflecting on A Serbian Film, Holocaust Cannibal and many other weird movies.

Makes me remember the SNL sketch with Jadon Sudeikis, Bill Hader & Andy Sandberg.

@John_C_J

2 жыл бұрын

Also the Key and Peele sketch.

@gilbertodepiento8521

2 жыл бұрын

@@John_C_J yeah

Never watched it and never will!

Boa noite, um belo momento divertido, com pessoas sensacionais. Adorei o vídeo.

Human Centipede part 2 is the best of them all.

Nice memories

I’m so glad I was eating while watching this

I feel like these three should do entire podcasts where they just discuss one or more random movies.

Interesting! 😌

It would definitely be Conan to Sona to Matt. That's the way it naturally flows.

Sona and Conon are so funny. Gourley has a great pod cast. Need Jordon also ....lol Also Andy would make good chat time to time.

This team should be writing parody movies, I'll watch them

the real question is; who came up with this movie and why was it green lit?

This reminds me of the key and peel sketch...

5:07 Conan talks about Sona's dating life 🤣

I don't think you can "have a chat" when discussing The Human Centipede...it's not that casual lol

@QTpiemcpinky

2 жыл бұрын

Gourly, Sona & Conan, "Hold our beers."

Am i the only 1 to have such a crush on Sona???? Was heartbreaking when hearing she was married already...😣 BTW... Love team coco...😂😂😂 Conan always been my fave of late night..

@codyscards6698

2 жыл бұрын

No...no you are not. She looks like my ex wife but has a better personality haha

@jeffisaacson3804

4 ай бұрын

No you're not.

Thank you, now i have george michael’s “hand to mouth” stuck in my heads “ass to mouth” instead, and i remember seeing the human centipede menorah and now i’m a howling mess 😂😂😂

love conan's cute little outfit. he looks like someone's young grandma

Conan promoting the other 2 movies was hilarious.

Well waot to you see Human Centipide 2!

This conversation came out of nowhere lmao

love Sona!

9:10 rip my ears

Brand of glasses Conan is wearing? Anybody know?

An interesting sidenote is that Dame Helen Mirren was in Caligula (1979), which is a kind of "forbidden" movie, albeit perhaps not to the extent of Human Centipide forbiddenness! :)

Sona is absolutely beautiful as always..

"Hey, knock it off with the burning..."

about Judi Dench etc: Dame Helen Mirren had an explicit porn scene in the quite outrageous Caligula, and she still made it to become a Dame and an international star

I went to school with the kid who co-created or wrote the Human Centipede. He was this crazy, hilarious kid. I have one of his semester movies on VHS somewhere, and it's as wild and bizarre as anything, iirc. (tbh, all I remember was a box of kleenex besides his bed because he filmed part of it in his dorm room, and someone in the audience later made fun of him for his nightly emissions wipes lmao and he kept denying it.) Not sure where he's at now, but gotta love knowing someone pseudo-famous (or was in 2010s haha)

Best description of a serial killer ever.

I have only ever read/heard about the movie, and just from that, i feel traumatized from it and makes me regret being a film buff

@toytripperv8488

2 жыл бұрын

I watched it, the acting was bad, but the scenes are very disturbing I lost sleep for a few weeks. Thanks for reminding it to me again, Conan. 🥲

@hammerdick82

2 жыл бұрын

Think of the most disgusting imagery of a human centipede, and multiply it by 1000. It is truly disturbing. And whats worse…..they made more than one of these monstrosities

@thesckid339

2 жыл бұрын

@@hammerdick82 how much could they get out of that concept to make more than one movie?

@dceplay

2 жыл бұрын

You’d be surprised.....

I want to know which three stand ups Conan would sew together for comedian centipede.

The science, Conan, was to find out if it was POSSIBLE

It's good to know Conan that you prefer ass to mouth LOL! Love you Conan!

New episode of Friends" in pijamas

Sona!

the thing nobody brings up is the survivor's guilt you'd have being at the front

Never heard Conan laugh so loud..

but it is explained in h.centipede,the doctor was all his life an renown surgeon for separating siamese twins,so he had a fascination with "oposite" precedure,assembling twins back!

HC 2 to me was absolutely way more disturbing. 😂

100% would watch reboot of human centipeed with Judy Dentch

Conan is turning into Adam Savage more and more each day

That's kinda what happened to Matthew McConaughey and Renée Zellweger in Texas Chainsaw 4.

I was feeling vaguely appalled by this conversation. But then I realized, "you clicked on this voluntarily. It's not as if they hid the content, it's right there in the title, you dolt!"

It’s not quite a projection room made of skulls, but you all might enjoy the end of my film Augenblick? (9 mins in)

Good job Sona - the Gershwins!