Jokes on Conan, Bleys dumb fruit talk turned into one of the best intros they’ve had.

@marcoagorozco

Жыл бұрын

Stupid opening are often the best lol

@davidhurtado2725

Жыл бұрын

100%

@amyayres5569

Жыл бұрын

Right it's almost like Conan is skilled at taking a bad idea and making it a good one.

@xidada666

Жыл бұрын

Actually I'd say the joke is smeared all over your face

@dsnitely

Жыл бұрын

Oh the horrible fruitility of it all says Conan's Dad 😉

I love that if Sona loves it, Conan goes on forever.

@okkcomputer

Жыл бұрын

she's been his best audience for so many years

@a5-30-31cts

Жыл бұрын

@@okkcomputer Facts

@davidhurtado2725

Жыл бұрын

like a shark smelling blood haha

@thirdworldTrini

Жыл бұрын

Dude just goes off 😂😂 love conan man

@anustart1326

Жыл бұрын

she got hired 100% for the laugh, and 0% because of her getting the job done

Matt impersonating a weeping old Spanish lady in the background during Conan's dad jokes was like David Lynch energy somehow lol

Gourley’s crying old woman was the highlight of my year.

@yoshtodd

Жыл бұрын

Dios mio....

@draskoroganovic5102

Жыл бұрын

I'm 95% sure that he swiped that funny, haunting lamentation in Spanish from the Bill Murray heist comedy Quick Change...

@annastansfield1317

4 ай бұрын

​​@@draskoroganovic5102it's actually from (edit) streetcar named desire!

I love the collective and unconscious decision by Sona and Gorley to abandon Conan and legitimately talk about fruit trees.

@chrishei3111

Жыл бұрын

They're like 20% "yes and" with Conan and then 80% "No youre wrong and crazy"

@TheRedGameboy

Жыл бұрын

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

@buffnipz

Жыл бұрын

@@chrishei3111 I appreciate Sona refusing to join the improv

@dennisrossonero

Жыл бұрын

I think they pivoted once Conan kept going with it, which makes it even funnier for me.

@steviemac2681

11 ай бұрын

Because fruit trees, despite seeming like a comedic non-starter, are actually reasonably interesting to humans. It is what it is.

I like how Conan started with a genuinely mediocre joke about Whole Foods that should've led to nothing, but then turned it into absolute hilarity.

@GokulOnFire

Жыл бұрын

It was a good zinger.

@Lonelywookiee

Жыл бұрын

He always runs with whatever makes Sona laugh, even if he runs straight off a cliff with the joke 😂. Gotta respect that

@jaketyler9003

Жыл бұрын

@@Lonelywookiee i just want you to know you made me laugh so hard ;DDDD even if he runs off a cliff ;DDDD THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD HIM HOLDING SOMEHOW PHYSICALLY A JOKE LOOKIN FOR SONAS APPROVAL

@oskarfunes2505

6 ай бұрын

Comedic monster

Conan's Dennis Miller impersonating Popeye while having a stroke impression is comedy gold.

Bley's wisdom is absolute. Through the suffering of ridicule, his idea bore fruit of gold. (Also bring back clueless gamer, and never take it away again)

@davidhurtado2725

Жыл бұрын

They did one not so long ago (like 2 months ago). Did you miss it?

@Fantasmister

Жыл бұрын

@@davidhurtado2725 I did, but I've been Charlie Browned by the idea that they were bringing it back.

@krisnarefaagusta16

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, right.

@florianadolf2256

9 ай бұрын

Yes AAAND *YES* 👍

@mattmays9063

2 ай бұрын

If they do, it's going to be "Traveling," I think. Heh :P Did you hear what Jordan's doing? I cannot wait! I saw the announcement that they're doing a live version of this on Netflix soon. I hope they adopt it into regular viewing, too.

The whole intro is gold, but I'd still like to show my admiration for Gourley going on with the wailing Mexican woman even when no one's paying attention to him anymore.

@a5-30-31cts

Жыл бұрын

Yes!

@karenmossbryan7932

Жыл бұрын

Is the wailing woman from I Heart Huckabees?

@StrawberryNLemonade

Жыл бұрын

I love how the old Spanish woman says "bambino", you know, like an Italian

@stephenryan1912

Жыл бұрын

Gourley is great at improv like this. If you never heard the podcast Superego, I highly recommend it. It's Matt Gourley, Mark McConville, Paul F. Tompkins and Jeremy Carter. It's hilarious.

@waitselljones8068

9 ай бұрын

I was. It was hilarious

Bley always has been an accidental genius on discussions. This segment has just proven that factoid more and more....

@JITCompilation

Жыл бұрын

He really does have a producer’s brain; I assume he had a lot of control over Clueless Gamer and those were legendary.

@youtubered646videos7

Жыл бұрын

You said factoid

@GokulOnFire

Жыл бұрын

He's not in the podcast also for nothing he must have been instrumental in this move. I wonder who pitched the podcast idea to Conan! Who all convinced him?!

@buffnipz

Жыл бұрын

@@GokulOnFire I don't think it took convincing, Conan finally escaped the tv contracts to pursue his true passion of podcasting. He said he dreamed of it since he was a boy

@GokulOnFire

Жыл бұрын

@@buffnipz every decision needs convincing otherwise you're running a dictatorship. Stop being a fanboy & look at the rational points. Geez!

Shout out to Bley for producing one of the best intros on the podcast!

This surely has to be one of the best openings in the podcast

@paolamedina7583

Жыл бұрын

This IS the greatest opening of all time, and don’t call me Shirley.

@l1m0b0at3

Жыл бұрын

omg when he went full jay leno talking about whole foods i had to stop eating cause i almost died hahaha

@AttilatheThrilla

Жыл бұрын

@@paolamedina7583 Okay we wont, Thanks for a clearness, Clearance

@tatertots2395

Жыл бұрын

​@@paolamedina7583 which podcast episode is this?

@alxsend8045

Жыл бұрын

@@l1m0b0at3 That’s not Jay Leno, you teenager.

The more Sona laughs, the harder he digs into his bits

to think... for years and years before the podcast, Conan was having hilarious conversations like this with his staff behind the scenes that we never got to see.

I love Bley. He is such a character. Underused on the podcast.

@treyjackson2073

Жыл бұрын

Yes! More of Bley on the podcast would be amazing

@cuttyflam2783

Жыл бұрын

He should replace Sona

@alexandercampbell7903

Жыл бұрын

@@cuttyflam2783 That is what Conan needs --- more penises.🙄

@keykay1495

4 ай бұрын

@@cuttyflam2783hop off my goat

I really hope people know how important Bley has been to Conaco. Clueless Gamer, the KZread and online presence, the travel shows. You don't work for a guy for more than 20 years just because.

@davidhurtado2725

Жыл бұрын

​@@ctrainbeats he has liked two of mine and I got all giddy too. Such a cool dude!

@jccota08

Жыл бұрын

@@ctrainbeats that’s amazing

@MetallicCopperToad

10 ай бұрын

@@davidhurtado2725 517 comments on this channel is amazing

@marvselaba4216

8 ай бұрын

They won an emmy because of bley.

@davidhurtado2725

8 ай бұрын

@@marvselaba4216 two. There's a hilarious segment about it on the podcast. Look for conan gives bley an evaluation

God bless Bley and his sweet Gollum heart for making this intro happen

I think Conan should have a third podcast called "Conan O'Brien Needs an Employee" of just banters with his crew: Matt, Sona, David, Blay, and Jordan Schlansky!

I love when Conan throws sweet funny jabs at Sona's family. Conan, you rock the USA!

I've never seen Sammy Davis Jr. Transform into Dennis Miller but Conan is a comedy genius so here we are 😂😂😂

Sona: Many fruit trees skip a season. Apples do quite frequently. Not usually a complete skip, but certainly one year will be far less productive than the previous year, and if the tree gets pruned incorrectly, or there's disease issues, you could potentially have zero fruit for a year. Also important to note is... is... sorry, my fez flew away and I forgot what I was going to write.

@matthewhearn9910

Жыл бұрын

My avocado tree is like this. One year we'll have so many that we and everyone we know well enough to hand a bag to are eating guacamole with every meal for months, and the next we're buying our avocados at the store when we need some.

Finally fruit talk!, this is what we all have been waiting for 😂

this was the funniest opening by far for me 😂

"I do keep a lot of... Crow food in my hair" - this guy is a genius!

@florianadolf2256

9 ай бұрын

Right? The contrite kind of manner he said that made me reverse-drink my Coke laughing😂

@parkermorgan6890

2 ай бұрын

Might be my favorite part of the clip

Bleys fruit topic just got better and better with each interjection. Proper rabbit hole of a convo piece. Top stuff

Honestly, Bley's not wrong. Fruit trees are a big conversation topic in Cali.

@spangalang

Жыл бұрын

Note to self: avoid Cali.

@sugareecereviews

2 ай бұрын

@@spangalangnah

100 yrs from now Conan would still be the most original. Such much creativity and passion in making all of us happy! Thank you so much sir, you've brightened even the darkest days for me and I'm sure you've heard that so many times over the years. I feel a life is well spent even if it brightened the day of just one!

Conan is wrong, ever since this podcast started, hell, even since I began watching his late night show, all I've pondered is if Conan has a fruit tree. Thank you for finally providing me with solace. This is honestly one of the best intros!

@florianadolf2256

9 ай бұрын

Well, *that* - and what that fruit would actually be, most of all. Would it be something proper, like a nice apple tree? Or something more exotic, like a mirabelle or a prune plum tree? Or, let's just draw out the old stereotype and assume that he has a fine little, neatly cultivated potatoe patch in his garden - no tree, whatsoever. We still have no clear answer to that question, though. But one hell of an intro, that's for sure👌

I love at 3:00 when Sona starts talking about guavas, Conan closes his eyes in disbelief and dejection like “why are they doing this to me?” like a parent watching toddlers destroy a house after its just been cleaned.

Bley is one of Conan's prized possessions.

At 6:49 , Matt with the Quick Change (1990) reference, 10/10!

I would watch a segment about fruit trees. In California you can grow almost everything you guys are very lucky.

2:50 Bley’s reaction. 😂

Looking forward to the next edition of Fruit Talk with Conan and the Chill Chums!! 😁

@elliotbryant3459

Жыл бұрын

the chill chumquats?

@allocater2

Жыл бұрын

It's Conan and the Chill Plums now.

"Taq is saying the guavas aren't coming in" what a line ICANT lol

THE BEARD IS BACK!!

Like all the guests, but I love it the most when the three of them just chat

Sona makes up for any live audience conan might miss; he can go on with any bit as long as she keeps howling in laughter. Really lovely stuff 🥳

Conan’s revolving cast of characters around him, basically his staff, is such a gift. I’m glad they don’t overuse it too. That said, this had me laughing out loud even after rewatching it for the third time.

Conan finally turned into the old prospector he pretended to be for years. 😂

Thanks to Aaron for planting the seed that led to this rich cornucopia of comedy. Conan can really take any situation and go absolutely bananas.

I listened to the podcast while driving and this had me roaring with laughter. Starting with Bley sitting like a gollum.🤣 Watching Conan acting it out made me shed tears. Those hands!!😂 I love seeing the crew having fun, but Sona’s laughter is like a beautiful bow that ties it all together. I love the frivolity and so grateful to Coco and the team for bringing us medicine for the soul. 🙏🏼💖 We NEED (yes is a real need😂) Clueless Gamer back! Pretty Please?🥺

@captainmercy87

Жыл бұрын

Same. I was laughing so hard while in traffic.

@echo22ish

Жыл бұрын

Same. Lots of strange looks. No apologies.

@JoeSmith-hv7oe

10 ай бұрын

LIKE A GOLLUM

@kdonyt123

6 ай бұрын

Hey im happy to report that we indeed have a new Clueless gamer 😊

@Kitylz

6 ай бұрын

@@kdonyt123 Yes! Hopefully they make it a regular thing. 😁

i lost it at the armenian cookout mustache fire

"You better bring a Brink's truck if you wanna get a grape" is such a good, expensive produce line.

The story of Conan’s lemon trees is pulp fiction

@noyalr

Жыл бұрын

😂

I really wished they released full video versions of the podcast. I hate listening to podcasts but I absolutely love watching them.

This is like my 20th time watching this, idk why but sona slapping the table a second time syncing with Conan’s I am who I am is really satisfying lmao. 8:45 I think I need to go outside now

I can't believe that Conan would offend Whole Foods, part of a major corporation, on this podcast

@LexingtonB09

Жыл бұрын

He’s not wrong, Whole Foods is crazy expensive

@pb_and_nutella

Жыл бұрын

@@LexingtonB09 Lol it was just a reference to a joke he made on the podcast, starts at 5:40: kzread.info/dash/bejne/f4Jpo7euZsfRls4.html

@commontater8630

Жыл бұрын

Conan the first person to joke about Whole Foods expensiveness? Maybe. But it so, it was a loooong time ago.

@Seabeams

Жыл бұрын

As Conan would say- "I'm lovin' it!"

@omegadirective

Жыл бұрын

I understood that reference :)

Golden moments, Conan was able to just keep the momentum and add and add when Sona was losing it. Those are my favorite kind of jokes, the ones that just iterate and build up because you got 1 laugh so now it's a game of how many jokes can you string together! You've won when your audience is crying laughing on the floor rolling around

Conan's Dennis Miller-having-a-stroke character had me crying laughing when I heard it the first two times on Sirius. Watching it had the same effect. When he finds the zone, hilarity ensues.

(makes fun of Bley for suggesting fruit tree) (Goes whole ten minute Convo about it)

"flore para los muertos" lol too funny 🤣🤣

Conan saying 'Get David in here' is my favorite part of this whole thing

Conan as Tony Clifton doing standup and Matt's old woman character wailing in despair...a winner xD

@Traiken

5 ай бұрын

I thought he was doing Sammy Davis Jr. at first, but Tony Clifton is a really apt comparison

i've been waiting for you guys to upload the video of this part of the episode!!! ITS HILARIOUS!!! Gourley's "flores para los muertos" gets me e v e r y time 🤣🤣🤣

I'm glad this is up. As a frugiphile, I'm 100% behind Bley in his suggestion of the lore of fruit trees in SoCal as a topic!

So Conan's character is a mix of Pop-Eye, Dennis Miller, a comic having a stroke and I'd add Tony Cliffton to that xD

I have watched this clip more than I am willing to admit since it has been uploaded. Never stops to make me laugh.

I live for the insanity and chaos of this podcast!!!

Conan lives for these moments. So do I.

The beard is making him crazy

The level of self-awareness in the room is golden .. TeamCoco is indestructible, fully armoured loomed underpants are being air mailed your way now to celebrate...*laughter. *sobbing...😊

@AndrewNation13

Жыл бұрын

Someone feed the squeaky wheel wouldyas.... he's come off the bloody rails 🤣🤣🤣🤣 omfg I love you chaps

it's crazy how a (supposedly) small talk about fruit trees turned into a hilarious intro. this shows how great Conan is as a comedian

Bley should be on the everyday table talking c'mon LET HIM SPEAK

@deanwalker6437

Жыл бұрын

Nah. He's rarely got anything to add. I only like to see him punched. More punching I could support

This is Conan's best/funniest character I have ever seen. So good, that you can build a movie around him!- so good, that you could call the film "the whole foods guy" and still be the best hit of the year :DDDDD man, that made me laugh so hard and cheered me up for the day, fewwww :))

They turned home-grown fruit into comedy gold. 😄

I'd never have guessed that what my life needed was Dennis Miller Popeye

"No one laughed at that...not even to be nice." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"My teeth fell out" 😂😂😂

I realized that every time sona laughs like crazy Conan drags the joke. Love it!

I genuinely love how Conan just casually mentions Sopwith Camels in jokes even though he knows 90 % of people won't appreciate that joke

Conan mentions Dennis Miller, but is also channeling Andrew Dice Clay very hard as well.

This intro was gold!

That Dennis Miller impression was a real lemon. 🥁

Conan says he's trying to save the audience from banality and yet this is 99 percent of conversations at the office lol

When Conan said "banality," I was hoping Matt would say bananality. 😂

I want more Bley and Conan banter! Hilarious

Conan had me laughing so hard (crying), I scared my 🙀 🙀. There aren't too many comedians that can make me laugh till I can't breathe.

I’ve never heard Conan try to do Dennis Miller🤣 Actually really good!😂

I'd love a Conan/Bley gardening and fruit tree segment. Might just inspire someone to grow some food.

Just the fact that Conan is basically an old fashion simpsons episode in human form, he brings his cohorts into his madness and they all turn on him and he just turns it into comedic madness is amazing. 😅

The impression started out as Don Adams as Maxwell Smart as Johnny Carson, and then spiralled into chaos.

If they skipped the celebrity guests and just these four chatted for an hour, I would listen to every minute of every podcast.

Conan has no idea how much we all actually would rather hear a discussion about fruit trees than a majority of the other things they talk about lol

The voice conan started doing sounded like Tony Clifton, the Andy Kaufman character lol

Maybe the best opening of this podcast to date, loved that Conan just went full on silly mode when he saw he had the whole room laughing. Such a wholesome visual seeing him just have fun and everyone pushing him to keep going!

Conan’s comedic talent dwarfs these Lilliputians 😂

bley segments are the best

Conan calling Sona’s husband Tak Takesesian reminds me of Dr Kelso from Scrubs thinking Turk’s name is Turk Turkleton

@scottwells8064

Ай бұрын

Same exact thought lol

Sona Matt and Conan plus the rest of the crew are comedy gold. I would pay for just an hour of banter

Flores para los muertos... I love that reference!

Am I the only one who's ears perked up when the topic of fruit trees came up? I'm with Bley I wanna hear what fruit trees each of them has haha. As a kid I had a large yard that in the city, yet it included grapes, pomegranates, avocados, peaches, cherries, lemons, grapefruits, oranges, and figs. It was just a rental but somehow my mom struck gold by choosing this house. I thought it was the coolest thing to see fruit growing on a tree and to be able to pick it fresh whenever we wanted.

BLEY!!!!!!!

Conan’s impression is like Dennis Miller combined with Sammy Davis Jr.

Love how they egged on Conan at the end to continue his comedian schtick longer than he would have.

That's not a bad suggestion from Bley :) Could be cool to hear about Conan's garden, if he has fruit trees or something else.

This just proves how good they are at being entertaining. Give me and my friends the same topic, and there's no way anyone other than us, would listen it for more than 30 seconds. They did it for 10 minutes and I want more.

How is this for analysis of Conans brain? - He didnt land the first joke on Wholefoods, so he took that personaly and went down 10X harder. And saved the day. This was one of the funniest intros ever :)

"Welcome to O'Brien Orchards! Growing resentment for everyone around you!"

And that turned out to be the best intro ever... 😅