Watch Jordan Schlansky show off his whip cracking skills @ kzread.info/dash/bejne/eaxlpJJ_m8abYbg.html.

@ramewsonyo3977

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan is a statue

@thenus6212

3 жыл бұрын

All Jordan Fan's have already seen that lot of times COCO

@JoNLam-jx4rr

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan is so funny!😂

@XenoLife

3 жыл бұрын

He does it in various ways

@mantistoboggan537

3 жыл бұрын

Team Coco knows what we want

0:06 My mom when she comes home and the dishes aren’t cleaned.

@alejandroderienosa4828

3 жыл бұрын

I hate that I relate to this 😅. Not especifically the dishes but any sorta chore.

@kaiirock

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@julliank15

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@EvilMrElmo

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking more like 3:35

@asusu5193

3 жыл бұрын

this commentttttttttttttttttttt lmfaooo

Jordan's face after the cup doesn't spill lol

@FunnieSnoopy

3 жыл бұрын

That’s just his face... always with the cold stare.

@lunarsurfaceproductions

3 жыл бұрын

He nutted or nat , whatever past tense of nutting is

@kakkunkk

3 жыл бұрын

"Calculating..." xD

@amrfwws4461

3 жыл бұрын

Dead inside. 😂

@kevoramma

3 жыл бұрын

Devon Orr yes, this.

You might _think_ Jordan was seething with quiet rage whenever they cut to him. But the truth is they just forgot to turn him on.

@JJ-ks9ry

3 жыл бұрын

3:35 You're right. Somebody! Turn on Jordan hahahaha 😂

@ergonautilus

3 жыл бұрын

How exactly does one "turn on" Jordan Schlansky?

@thesprawl2361

3 жыл бұрын

@@ergonautilusStroke his lightsaber.

@annapaulina7641

3 жыл бұрын

J P by preparing his body in numerous ways and methods in the morning.

@antunesjorge68

3 жыл бұрын

Mr robato is disable please prossed as plan 🤣🤣🤣

Jordan would’ve nailed it because his body is prepared in various ways

@zedz4397

3 жыл бұрын

Whether to prepare your body in various ways before you do the whip or not decides whether you are an amateur or a maetro

@gantic4027

3 жыл бұрын

@@zedz4397 r/whoooosh

@kepler-186f

3 жыл бұрын

@@zedz4397 R/woooooosh

@marcotardini7321

3 жыл бұрын

0:06 Conan if Schlansky comes in at work at 1 pm ever again

@SnufflySpy

Жыл бұрын

For his various tasks, he needs to be constantly prepared

I went to high school with Adam and he was incredible back then too. He could knock a matchstick out of someone’s hand cracking a whip.

@marllram

Жыл бұрын

Waitt.. The question would be, who'd have enough balls to offer his hand as a matchstick holder?! Forget Adam, I'd cheer on the matchstick holder guy more when he survived 🤣

@R0boM0use

Жыл бұрын

BUT COULD HE LIGHT IT

@chesterlai9444

29 күн бұрын

Proof? Proof?

The agony in Jordan's eyes as he watches his friend play with his favorite toy.

Still can't beat Jordan's Indiana Jones Bullwhip demonstration...

@ivanelrino

3 жыл бұрын

How cool would it have been for Jordan to come in whips-a-crackin'?

Jordan’s soulless facial expressions made the bit 100 times better!

@julianmarx2002

2 жыл бұрын

the same can be said of your facial expression making this comment 100 times better! ... ah feel that cringe

This dude is the final boss at the end of the underground railroad

@tophervogt5042

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@AM-ry8is

2 жыл бұрын

bruh

@dumon4264

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@lonniesmith352

2 жыл бұрын

Brooo

@Kp-pk9nl

Жыл бұрын

Lol borderline racist

We just gonna act like he didn't just step over his desk like a giant @ 0:21 ?

@pataytoepatahtoetomaytoeto2510

3 жыл бұрын

We need a compilation of him stepping over his desk 😂

@user-xe3xo4iz7e

3 жыл бұрын

Isnt he like 9 foot tall

@noredine

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xe3xo4iz7e 11*

@spekksvision6988

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xe3xo4iz7e *15

@rutherfordhayes1099

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xe3xo4iz7e *19

Medieval judge: "I hereby sentence you to 10 seconds of whipping!" Me: "Ah well, at least it will be over soon" Whipper: 0:06

@ShyTentacle

3 жыл бұрын

Dude xD xD

@RoalFlusher

3 жыл бұрын

good one xD

@dayyou

3 жыл бұрын

Should have said 1:56

@SomeGuy-xq3kv

3 жыл бұрын

@@dayyou LoL thanks mate

@MrYass24

3 жыл бұрын

Medieval judge: "I hereby sentence you to 5 seconds of whipping!" Man: "Ah well, that will be easy" Whipper: 1:55 - 2:00

If anyone wants to see this guy live, he tours Renaissance Festivals under the name “Adam Crack” and has a full Fire Whip show.

@christinah864

3 жыл бұрын

Watching it gets old after 2 minutes

@BMcCauley6

3 жыл бұрын

Christina H He’s a got a lot more to his act. This is just the thing he won the world record for.

@itsawoozle

3 жыл бұрын

he is fantastic! We've seen him at the Bristol Ren Faire a few times

@BMcCauley6

3 жыл бұрын

itsawoozle That’s one of the main ones I work with him at. I have an improv show I do there opposite of him.

@jongininikim5219

3 жыл бұрын

@ Christina H & @ Jesse Fehr if you don't like it then shut up, instead of being rude

Good on this dude, even when the can trick didn't go as planned, he still makes it entertaining and smiles it off.

@danbach7748

2 жыл бұрын

He really seemed to be in sync with Conan's sense of humor. The can trick was all the better for not going as planned.

I've met Adam at a Ren Fair. He's a super cool and fun to talk to. At the show I went to, he did cut the can in half with the chain whip. So cool to see him here!

@danbach7748

2 жыл бұрын

I know he does several of the fairs each season, and I've seen his show at the Wisconsin one. Some of my friends who work the fair can confirm he's a really nice guy. It's neat to see him interact with Conan.

@Moresubo._.

Жыл бұрын

Same

This guy doesn't need any Mosquito Repellant with that whipping rampage.

That is the COOLEST ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME!

@jeganka

3 жыл бұрын

yeah!!!

@1777DK

3 жыл бұрын

You obviously haven’t been to any of my parties.

@randominternetguy646

3 жыл бұрын

@@1777DK ok kid

Ah yes, the good ol’ days. The dancing Conan years.

@e32b61

3 жыл бұрын

This wasn’t the good old days of Conan. This was him trying to be more earnest to have broad appeal to the crowd that turned out for Leno (and eventually Fallon). The good old days would have had that guy come out, do a couple a twirls, fumble and chop someone’s head off. Then it turns out he’s the worst whipping guy in history. Plus he’s depressed and played by a guy named Brian. There might be a bear involved.

@ryankgrant

3 жыл бұрын

ArkhamInmateE32b Yeah, Andy blitz was cool.

Inside Jordans head- "Whip him with your eyes, Jordan, with your EYES."

3:36 Jordan was like: "He's good... he's really good..."

I’m literally friends with this guy and had no idea before today that he was on Conan.

@Exel3nce

3 жыл бұрын

mhm sure

@BMcCauley6

3 жыл бұрын

BeThomsen Why would I lie about something so trivial? I work at renaissance festivals with him.

@nairocamilo

3 жыл бұрын

_pics or it didn't happen_ Just kidding

@Mr.Sax.

3 жыл бұрын

He seems like a very friendly guy

@yurodivy1

3 жыл бұрын

Haven't seen him in a while but I jammed with him a few times too. Very nice, laid back guy.

0:06 when my Asian parents find out that I got an A- on the test

@spartanking2972

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooooo

@viv_uriarte

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@karanjoshi2662

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I felt that and she wasn't even my mom

@Luke-rt9bx

2 жыл бұрын

Lol this isn’t trying to be offensive or anything but I was in jail with this Asian kid and me and my cell mate where talking and I was like “yeah his parents areImmigrants and stuff and his mom and dad probably made them work very hard because they came to this country and got ahead” and all these reasons and my cell mate goes in the worst possible Chinese accent “yeah his dad was probably just like ‘YOU DO MATH!’” Hopefully I never offended anyone this Comment just reminded me of something that made me laugh so hard

@SStupendous

Жыл бұрын

@@Luke-rt9bx "I was in jail with this Asian kil and me and my cellmate" what

The random cuts to Jordan are KILLING me

0:20 Conan just casually jumps over his desk

And the Oscar for best Director goes to the person who kept cutting to Jordan at just the right time

Jordan: "I have been professionally cracking whips with the utmost professionalism for years and he never asked me for any pointers."

Why is Jordan staring at them like he wants to murder them!?😂😂

I feel so Bad That JORDANN IS NOT IN THIS SEGMENT!!!

@ottopike6000

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody turned him on.

Not gonna lie that guy is pretty cool.

Met this man at the Renaissance Festival yesterday. Even though I feared for his safety and his wife's safety, they still put out one hell of a good show. Definitely plan on seeing one of his shows again.

@SStupendous

Жыл бұрын

His wife's safety?...

@incerno159

Жыл бұрын

@@SStupendous Yeah, he's married apparently.

@incerno159

Жыл бұрын

He brought his wife on to one of his shows that he was hosting at the festival.

@SStupendous

Жыл бұрын

@@incerno159 Ah okay. Thought that was a curious joke being made there.

@incerno159

Жыл бұрын

@@SStupendous Damn.

“This is the cattleman’s crack.” “I’ve seen the plumber’s crack.” I’m dead. 😂😂🤣🤣😆😆

3:36 After she says "I love you" for the first time.

First shot of Jordan was the jealous associate producer catching Conan cheating with another whipcracker.

And Jordan is like "but can he speak Italian ha? ha? i don't think so"

Jordan just sitting there thinking, "I could do that too. I'm an expert at everything." Lol.

Jordan taught him everything he knows.

Mom: why won't you play with the neighbour's kid? The neighbour's kid: 0:08

walking in the plantation like 0:07

conan: first, how did you get into this? adam: it's a century old family tradition.

“I’ve seen the plumber’s crack” LMFAOOOOO Conan is something else

Wow, you can really tell how much, just, fun Conan’s having here

The final boss on the underground railroad

I was dying to see Jordan try it. Damn.

That genuine "WOW!" at 2:04 was the cherry on top

*Adam cracks a whip* Conan: Amazing *Jordan cracks a whip* Conan: nobody likes you

My daughter and I see Adam perform every year at the Renaissance Faire in Wisconsin. He's awesome

"Hey Jordan, have you finished your various tasks and duties?" "There is no limit to the amount of tasks I have to complete." "Whatever. We need you for a segment. Remember how you showed us your bullwhipping skills? We're gonna have a guy who is really good at it..." "And you want me to team up with him, or maybe compete against him? Or maybe talk with him about various bullwhipping topics?" "No, we just want you to stand there and stare at him"

I missed seeing you do your thing Conan ! I hope you live forever

I like how when he got to the can he started clubbing it with the whip without missing a beat

this guy really knows how to have fun, not fazed by not breaking the can as he planned, and just played along. Probably less people that can do that vs whipping a whip

Awesome guy with a talent and sense of humor

So much love for Adam!!! If you get the chance to see him perform at one of the ren faires.. Def go see him!

4:54 that's a genuine laugh from conan lol

Jordan’s bullwhip vs this guy. I want to see it. We all do 🙃

Imagine breaking into this guys house.

@jeremyc9593

3 жыл бұрын

Done. Now what?

@jonnyshaw7312

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy C You’re fun at party’s

@jeremyc9593

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonnyshaw7312 Thanks

@alfie6968

3 жыл бұрын

You’ve found the medicine cabinet looting everything but behind you, you hear *CRACK* and your fate has been sealed

Greatest clip ever! Great job Adam. Great job Conan!

Its like sparks jumping from his actions

Man, I miss seeing shows with people with just RAW talent and skill.

“This is fantastic!” Conan says to the chain mail as he falls into a BDSM trance.

11 years on and he’s still going strong.

This man's confidence is so composed. 😎

It’s like hearing a symphony of firecrackers 🧨 💥

I've seen Adam perform at Texas Ren Fest many times. He puts on a great show!

This is great stuff Conan!

Man Conan js so good and so is this guy

Imagine breaking into that guys house and you start to hear all this whip crackin

How many talk show hosts climb over their table? He's Daddy Long legs. Love how they show Jordan and he's just there like 🙄

@hyperbon4321

3 жыл бұрын

ohhh he sure is daddy ;)

3:36 That's Jordan Schlansky looking completely blown away by the cup trick, LMAO 😂

This guy was born to be a entertainer, great work

Did Conan hop over his desk at 0:20?

@disgustingdimitri7257

3 жыл бұрын

He just spawned in

Imagine being whipped with chain mail.

@fionadreesbach3685

3 жыл бұрын

*ow*

@jadeasereht4638

3 жыл бұрын

Oooo Kinky

One of my favorite bits of Jordan’s jealous silent rage.

This is hilarious. I came to watch after he said in his short video to come check it out.

I never thought I would be impressed with someone knowing how to crack a whip.

0:06 my mom when she catches me playing on my phone when I'm supposed to be asleep

Love this guy

The way Adam flinched when Conan was going to give him the shoulder touch😂😂😂😂

The look on his face when he gets that loud whipcrack lol hes like "I am a god"

I love how Conan's audience makes fun of him.

i love the rhythm to it

Please have this man back on!!!!

2:04 Someone screamed wow in the background 😂

@mr.magnus8750

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why, but I really appreciate this comment.

@jeffreyjohnsonakashadowolf5562

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.magnus8750 😂

@reubenmanoharan3204

3 жыл бұрын

That was conan...

Adam "Crack" is the BEST! Missed him at the Renaissance Faire this year

nice animation and sound effects coordination

more of jordan please!!!

3:25 from lonely island "do the creep ahhhh"

0:006 when you attack your sibling with noodles

that entrance was badass!!

Just came back from the Texas Renaissance Festival to watch this again. I was a Conan fan first, so I knew the guy looked familiar. As charming in person as he is on TV :)

0:06 this is the final boss when you make it to the end of the Underground Railroad

@randomclipsmilitary9056

3 жыл бұрын

nope 1:56

How did you get into this? - My great grandpa was a slave owner.... *Darkness*

@headlight31

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not American and this is the only time I realize what “cracker” meant. 😬

That guy was honestly awesome. So badass

My mom use to hate it when I would watch Conan & laugh out really loud! She is no longer here & watching Conan now is comforting to me! & Yes, also funny!

@leomonk974

9 ай бұрын

is... is your mom dead?

this is actually so funny

0:06 Doofenshmirtz: I INTRODUCE THE SLAVEMASTER 3000!

@wendel5868

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment in here

I have seen this guy In person. Awesome

9:46 priceless expression from whip guy when conan went bonkers with the whip

Americans going to Africa in the 16's: 0:06

@SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Africans rounding up other Africans to sell to Americans.

@ashleya3731

3 жыл бұрын

@@SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath buddy... you really trying to be like "no black people did it to themselves" with slavery?

@SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleya3731 They literally did. African rulers enslaved and sold captured prisoners from rival tribes to the Americans. Did you think they were just going to Africa with nets and rounding people up or what? Slavery was alive and well in Africa long before outsiders ever came. I'm not trying to shift any blame, all I'm saying is the people selling the slaves were just as guilty as the ones buying them.

@ashleya3731

3 жыл бұрын

@@SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath that is true. Slavery can be found all over the world in history and still today. But my response is going off your response to that comment which came off as implying "Americans didn't do it Africans did it to themselves"

@l1m0b0at3

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleya3731 Americans did it to them like the Spanish the english the Chinese and yes themselves. The truth is they're is no ethnicity or nation above or below another but theyre people who will benefit from others suffering always

😂😂😂I’m starting to suspect that Jordan is a statue who just happens to be in human uniform!🤣🤣🤣

Conan was the best, no wonder he git pushed around his whole carrier. Great comedian, actor. His timing in this was brilliant