"I'm pretty sure using prisoners...isn't...against the Geneva Convention? But what would I know - I haven't read it"

@NukeMan123

5 жыл бұрын

What the world doesn't find out won't hurt them.

@burntferidgerator6848

5 жыл бұрын

Valefisk, smart enough to like his own comment to get the ball rolling, just like me!

@john.dough.9423

5 жыл бұрын

Brits used prisoners for war, and the penal are prisoners from rosya not another country so i think its ok

@zacharybray6200

5 жыл бұрын

The geneva convention doesn't apply to your own prisoners.

@HypermarketCommodity

5 жыл бұрын

I can defeat 2 exp cpus come on man... American inf spam ftw I waisted life... Germans you only play tank telescope or mp grenadier spam commander xD

"Give prisoners a machine gun and they can do anything." Well, except cull emus, I guess.

@jonnykill78

5 жыл бұрын

UnitRico how dare you Those were trained Australian soldiers that failed to cull those emus, not prisoners

@terencecarter6758

5 жыл бұрын

@@jonnykill78 same thing

@lukatoprek936

5 жыл бұрын

Man...Emus are such un-cullable foes....

@renegade1032

5 жыл бұрын

Man, it hurts. Really hurts.

@jaybee7271

5 жыл бұрын

@@jonnykill78 woooooosh

Vale "The Geneva Convention is just a suggestion" Fisk

@Midnight-wh2bs

5 жыл бұрын

I prefer: Vale "The Geneva To-Do List" Fisk

@tommeakin1732

5 жыл бұрын

Vale "Your nightmares are my wank material" Fisk

@T-74

5 жыл бұрын

Vale “company of war criminals” Fisk

@ZJOnlineDragons

5 жыл бұрын

The Geneva Suggestion.

@nahuelleandroarroyo

4 жыл бұрын

Vale " that a convention is too long" Fisk

At 150k valefisk needs to read the Geneva Convention live.

@zZkillZzgameplay

5 жыл бұрын

YES

@somedude4533

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. We need to know exactly how he broke the Geneva Convention.

@MultiNaruto900

5 жыл бұрын

*THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.*

@Telsion

5 жыл бұрын

It's time

@vermorn

5 жыл бұрын

yeah pls do that

Well, at least the second round was historically accurate.

@MrLolx2u

4 жыл бұрын

@Jake Ryan Well... It sorta is. I mean, if you count all the way from 1943, that's the war for the Germans. Low on resources and fighting a losing battle against the Russian spam of tanks, artillery and men. Backed against a wall and became sitting ducks, fighting a losing defensive war towards Berlin (The wall)

"It's only war crimes if you lose." - Rebel's words of wisdom

@Tuulos

5 жыл бұрын

WW2 confirms.

@magicmanscott40k

5 жыл бұрын

That makes sense actually

@lukatoprek936

5 жыл бұрын

That's actually quite true...I mean look at USA(compare WW2 and Vietnam)...

@brysonkuervers2570

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukatoprek936 In WWII the Japanese and Soviets had the most war crimes by far, but then in Vietnam America decided it wanted that title for itself

As an Australian i endorse this use of prisoners

@Menelutorex

5 жыл бұрын

honour your ancestors ....

@BingusBongus123

5 жыл бұрын

Our ancestors were sketchy blokes

@missblob8908

4 жыл бұрын

Clarke me too

@davidboland7447

3 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair Australia only recieved around 1/4 of the amount of prisoners the British colonies in America recieved but hey I guess facts don't matter cause murica

NOBODY TELL HIM OKW HAVE AN INCENDIARY COMMANDER

@ValentineC137

5 жыл бұрын

Baron Black Music WHOOPS

@Valefisk

5 жыл бұрын

*heavy breathing*

@BaronBlackMusic

5 жыл бұрын

@@Valefisk FUCK HE FOUND OUT

@maverick5640

5 жыл бұрын

@@Valefisk I think he's having Vietnam flashbacks *forunate son plays in dostance*

@FUNYYMANify

5 жыл бұрын

Feuersturm is a meme Doctrine

"Oh no, the Tiger's gone, and with it any hope of victory." -- Unknown German commander, the battle of Kursk

@jadeorbigoso5212

9 ай бұрын

or the Germans during the Operation Bagration

8:00 "How many tanks do they HAVE!? This is ridiculous!" -- historically accurate paraphrase from Hitler Sept 1941.

Company of War Crimes 2: Electric Boogaloo

@fawwazn.1244

5 жыл бұрын

Company of War Criminals 2: Holocaust Boogaloo

@orderofdusk2382

5 жыл бұрын

Company of War Crimes 2: Red October In November

"If we hear screaming then we know they are coming." -Valefisk

10:00 - Battle of the Kursk (1943), colourised

@im_flat

5 жыл бұрын

*The Entire Eastern Front after 1943

1. Refund the game (if you got it for free) 2. ??? 3. Profits

@Candybust

5 жыл бұрын

That's how you get a victory royale

@neonnifyy8003

5 жыл бұрын

Steam says no no, since you got the game for free you can't be refunded for it. Ripity F.

@KaponeSpirs

5 жыл бұрын

@@neonnifyy8003 r/whooosh?

@shakmp4

4 жыл бұрын

@@KaponeSpirs this really pisses me off especially almost everyone in the Subreddit. It's r/woooosh it has no H only in the end and it's 4 Os.

I’m surprised he didn’t use the Soviet 203mm meme artillery

@andrewp8284

5 жыл бұрын

Been awhile since I played the game but doesn't it have a short range? Maybe I'm thinking of a different arty piece (the German one perhaps)?

@jakeodom4503

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah you’re thinking of the Germans because the 203mm gun has a a stupidly long range but also has a very long reload time but if you are able to get them to veteran 1 for precision strike and get multiple of them you can konigstigers insanely quickly

@kaelfire152

5 жыл бұрын

I miss when the meme artilery still have precision strike cause now they have only the anti vehicle precise shot.

During WW2 the Soviets didn't sign the Geneva convention...

@Someone-lr6gu

5 жыл бұрын

Soviets took their own document that was very similar to Geneva convention, but with a few differences. They just thought they dont need to sign it because they already participated in the Hague conference. And, unlike Germany, USSR followed it and was humane with the captives.

@cornvuscornax4719

5 жыл бұрын

Космический Кисик I do hope you realize that (according to the Soviet government) that at least 1 million out of the 3 million POWs that were taken died in captivity.

@Someone-lr6gu

5 жыл бұрын

@@cornvuscornax4719 I do hope you realize, that Germany ignoring Geneva convention (THAT THEY SIGNED BY THE WAY) resulted in 3.3 to 3.5 million deaths of soviet captives. German captives in USSR died mostly due to damage to the USSR economic due to the war where USSR had problems with providing enough food to the captives. P.S. According to Soviet government around 356 678 german captives died. 1 million out of 3 is estimated by western historicians.

@Someone-lr6gu

5 жыл бұрын

@Mr Meow "after Barbarossa they had a lot of Soviet pow and just send them home." What the fuck are you talking about, Germany didn't send any captives back to USSR ever. "Soviets did nothing, but rape their way through Europe." Sure, of course. Its an exaggerated stereotype that have been around to first show to german citizens that "soviets are monsters beware them" and then it just transferred to western europe and USA as part of anti-soviet propaganda. "German pow in Soviet captivity had like a 2% survival rating." German captives death ratio, even by western historicians, is estimated as 33%, even so, it's still not accurate and is being disputed by both western and russian historicians. And again, if Germany mistreated soviet captives on purpose, USSR did it unintentionally, it happened due to problems with economy due to german invasion, USSR couldn't supply captives with enough food sometimes, so most german captive deaths were due to lack of supply.

@karoldolinski12

5 жыл бұрын

@@Someone-lr6gu My dude the red army raped and burned all of Poland whilst retaking it, what are you on about with the stereotype

"As fun as it is to use prisoners as meatshields, I don't think this video would be complete if I didnt at least pay some mention to the true war criminals here." Was expecting to see you switch to US Forces.

@fawwazn.1244

5 жыл бұрын

Vale "War Crimes" Fisk is too poor for DLC

@treyebillups8602

5 жыл бұрын

"B-but the Americans did war crimes too!!!" Shut up wehraboo.

@treyebillups8602

5 жыл бұрын

Wyatt Earp Yeah, like 5000x more. American war crimes amount to lack of discipline. German war crimes were directly ordered by the high command.

@Awesomepelt

5 жыл бұрын

wehraboo 100

@jgn

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, you can do Germans. Playing football with England is apparently a war crime

We're 30 seconds in and he's already talking about how the Soviet purge was right and I think we're off to a *SMASHING* start.

"but what would I know? I haven't read it" don't lie vale, we all know you read it just so you knew how to break the rules more effectively.

next up in Valefisk's wild totally historic adventure: Australians fighting for the Soviet Union in World War 2

*_The Geneva Suggestion_*

“Burn them, just burn them, no remorse, no mercy.”- Valefisk 2019

"Run away, Australians!" VS "Runaway Austrailians!" Punctuation saves lives.

Don't worry Valefisk. It can get a lot worst. You could be facing a player in a 1v1.

Valefisk being tried for warcrimes after the war: Prosecution: What did you do when someone handed you a copy of the Geneva Conventions? Valefisk: Threw it away and said TL;DR

“A weapon to surpass Metal Gear” -Valefisk, upon inspecting an antiquated Soviet heavy tank

8:06 "how many tanks do they have?!" Too real German feelings

Not enough conscript spam 0/10

@duranargl7031

5 жыл бұрын

Derpy Spycrab Conscript ready to fight!

5:17 Imperial Guardsmen are the most effective in all forms of war. Especially wars of attrition versus a better equipped enemy that also has "logistics."

Error 404 Geneva_convention.exe not found

"I think we should win this, we should win this...oh no we are outnumbered, retreat!" -said no russian ever

Hundreds of people dying Valefisk: O H N O

I've got 1500 hours in this game, and this is considered a fact: the Soviet AI, in ANY difficulty can almost always win another AI of similar power in a different faction. We don't know why, it is just the most dangerous of all five factions. It has beat actual teams of players in expert.

@magicmanscott40k

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's the studios favorite team and gave it a buff

@gabagool5093

5 жыл бұрын

When you play against the AI and they are hard or expert, they automatically get higher fuel, munitions, and manpower throughout the entire game. It gives the illusion that the enemy is harder, but its just a cheap gimmick allowing them to constantly pump out more shit at a faster rate than you ever could even if you have more territory than the AI. Plus the AI can see you through the fog of war at all times so they automatically know where all your units are placed.

@giovannicaserta7134

5 жыл бұрын

Im new player german is best faction?

@bayurukmanajati1224

5 жыл бұрын

@@gabagool5093 Yeah, that's true. Moreover, AI can multitasking all the way.

@bayurukmanajati1224

5 жыл бұрын

@@giovannicaserta7134 Yes. In late game if you didn't crushed first like in the video.

2:50 Can't Break it if you haven't read it. (Just make sure the prisoners can't read either.)

_You aren't a true COH2 pro until you change your name tag background to _*_anime girls!_*

You need to play the Red Army Choir's Stalin Album to increase soldier performance, tovarisch.

Just in time for next episode of my favorite series. However, I still don't know, if it is called prefect balance as all thing should be or rather war criminals: just burn them boiz.

*How to play Russia:* Rush to T80, which will be good until the Panzer 4s show up. Spam conscripts and AT guns. Build critical mass of T34.

"Burn them all, the Vale-mperor will recognise his own"

Damn that was such an epic and hard fought last stand that Sabaton is going to make a song about it.

16 minutes of Valefisk repeatedly saying "Oh no"

They use Australian prisoners? Fear not just deploy Emus

I love the commentary. My favorite lines were “Just burn them” and “Oh no!”

"Battle of the Bulge 2018 -- in color" laughed until I was coughing!

No blitzkrieg mod from CoH1? *TriggggerEeeeD*

50% "oh no", 50% "just flame them"

Oh my god I just got this game and loved it, and I needed you too play it. Two days after I got it you upload, thank you.

Take a shot every time Valefisk says "just burn them".

*Valefisk chose OKW a.k.a the hardest faction to play in COH 2* *Me: The Hardest choice require the strongiest will!!*

New drinking game: Take a shot everytime he says "Just burn dem" 😂😂😂

Welcome to Valefisk, your hub for War Crime tutorials and hilarious crimes against humanity compilations

>The germans aren't going to let me use conscripts Game doesn't include child soldiers during 1944 and 1945, 0/10

Drinking game: Take a shot every time he says "Oh no."

Drinking game, every time he says "Oh no" you take a sip!

Funnily enough the tiger was noted for being too powerful for early tanks and it was warned that versus real ones they'll die

Man, I remember when Penal Battalions had access to flamethrowers. The absolute best unit in the game.

" What have I ever done to the russians?! " -Valefisk, famous war criminal.

ive had this game forever, and i am a huge fan of the first one and all its mods. This video and your humor single-handedly got me into coh2

6:30 Operation Uranus 1942 (colorized)

The breakdancing german soldier at the end had some sick moves

My favourite part is when he says “run away tiny tank”

"Oh no" ahaha i never had this much laugh whicle watching coh2. Thanks a lot! Have great year!

"...because it has a river in it." Substitute that reason any time someone ever asks you why. I did once, and my boss almost choked 🦊

I Love you,you helped me through my depression quite alot

Hey, Valefisk, there's a thing called "Intel Bulletins" which give small yet important buffs, and there is a specific one that reduces the construction time of conscripts by 10% (as well as Grenadiers and Panzer Grenadiers but we don't care about that), and there's also a mod that increases the maximum population up to 500. What I'm saying is that you should combine the two for maximum conscript spam.

So much of his quotes can just be drawn back to actual quotes from unknown commanders.

Bro your videos are amazing, legit well done

Master Valefisk, there are too many of them! What are we going to do? *turns flamethrower on*

"Double the game, twice the war crimes" i just start laughing after that, hahahahaha. I love your style ^w^

...why the fething hell is there no 40k game like this? I need my Imperial Guard simulator God-Emperor damnit!

@12halo3

5 жыл бұрын

Dawn of war

This got me playing COH2 again. Thanks.

I hate the damn T34! As a panzergrenadier, walking calmly towards my next objective... ''bang'' 1 shot from T34 and everybody's kaput!

Prisoners are nice....but marching 2000 pows into a bunker with two mg42s is let's say......tasty

“Here we go, boys. German barbecue” YES! Schnitzel!!

The second half of this video is one hell of a battle.

I'm Michael Collins, leader of the IRA And I approve of this game And of these war crimes)))

This is the best channel I have found in a long time you have earned a sub ;)

Nice defence, I would have exited that game as soon as I was pushed to my base

both in COH1 and 2 , the AI bricks if you resist it's base attack

Starting in character? That's commitment and I respect it

Should’ve titled the video “oh no and run away simulator”

Do more please, this video was great.

Can I get a count of every time he said "just burn them?"

The spinning guy at the end killed me like the soviets killed him xD

>soviet death truck >the halftrack was lend-leased by the US.

Australians in this video at 3:37 Tis just a normal walk for us right now

Penal battalion = satchel charge spam. Just stockpile the prisoners at a centralized location. And then bum rush with satchel charges. Its a perfect strategy.......if the enemy doesnt piss on you with MG42s and the flamethrower... Or anything else. Its totally fine I promise.

having played this game semi-competitively since launch, I died a little inside as I watched you let the bolsheviks dismantle my beloved Ostheer with a level of incompetence only match by uncle adolf himself... ;_; edit: ostheer is the older name for the wehrmacht in this game ;D

You know, the Soviet’s didn’t sign the Geneva during WWII, so you didn’t break any war crimes! I’m disappointed

@shakmp4

4 жыл бұрын

IT'S BECAUSE HE DIDN'T ATE HIS FUCKING CEREAL!

Vale “Ambulances are great target practice” Fisk

*not one step backwards intensifies*

The best way to counter a numerical advantage is vastly superior firepower.

Playing this game I always thought "All men are expendable cept for vehicles" But watching this maybe I could have saved some resources

Honestly should play the spearhead mod. Love your work Valefisk.

fun thing with the hard and expert Ai is that if the game drags on for like 2-3 hours the just stop producing tanks

I was just staring on that spinning soldier, and i was waiting , when will you realize, that he started to spin quicker and quicker :D Then we both exploded with laugh at the same time.

MORE COMPANY OF HEROES!!!!

No#1 most used catchphrase in this video "oh no".

Take a sip every time he say"oh...."

Performing warcrimes: I just haven't read the Geneva paper Having warcrimes performed on: There's something wrong with this game