They’re not even standing to get ready for a fight, they’re just standing like they’re dissapointed at Tav for getting ambushed 😭

@AutieZo

3 ай бұрын

so sassy for people who DIDN'T WARN MEEEEEEE

@pativi6643

3 ай бұрын

This ambush was so obvious, I wish there was an option to be like "I can help you if we go together, lead on.", so that we won't turn our back on him.

@Majin_Koolaid

3 ай бұрын

They all LITERALLY just met, would you murder for someone you just met without evaluating the situation fully? If so you may be qualified to be an American cop.

@yasiegonlastie5483

3 ай бұрын

@@Majin_Koolaid yeah but SHADOWHEART NEEDS US ALIVE IT MAKES SENSE TO PROTECT US SO WHY DOESNT THE BITCH GET UP AND HELP

@dracotias

3 ай бұрын

Bare in mind that for Karlach to be here, this is a Tav who at the VERY LEAST has already killed the fake group of Paladins that Karlach herself had trouble finishing off.

Love how Wyll immediately knows Astarion's a vampire because he's a monster hunter. Also Gale just being the classic d&d epitome of a "I don't care, I will cast fireball" wizard

@akumukami5527

3 ай бұрын

Or you know "all bark no bite" is just a very common saying

@Takapon218

3 ай бұрын

@@akumukami5527he says he's all BITE no BARK. he's literally implying that Astarion is a vampire.

@akumukami5527

3 ай бұрын

@@Takapon218 and afterwards he used said that he likely messes up that line. Use your brain

@sirgwan5768

3 ай бұрын

@akumukami5527 he's making a joke, he clearly knows Astarion bites as in he's a vampire

@pativi6643

3 ай бұрын

@@sirgwan5768Add to that that Astarion is only upset/taunted by Wyll out of all of them, he suspects Wyll is onto him.

"companions trying to protect you" The companions in question: 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏾‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️

@chessfera3899

18 күн бұрын

+🐸👹

@RandomCivilians

13 күн бұрын

​@@chessfera3899 vs ⚰

“I'll eat your heart, fire girl” Karlach: “I would LOVE to see you try”

@StixieP1ck88

3 ай бұрын

Yeah...pretty boy ain't got a snowballs chance in hell there.

@lordofshades9852

3 ай бұрын

"Why is it spicy?!"

@solracstormhunter3023

3 ай бұрын

"Can you swim, Astarion?"

@zeldafreak888

3 ай бұрын

Jokes on you! I’m missing a heart!

@plague_boi4508

3 ай бұрын

"going to go to the hells to find it?"

The glasses on Astarion make him look like an old man tending to his library 😂 I absolutely love it

@loneliberation3483

3 ай бұрын

Any idea what is the outfit Tav is wearing?

@aaayyygender

3 ай бұрын

Is "library" codeword for "Tav"? 😘

@hakarusummer

3 ай бұрын

@@aaayyygender 😂😍

@hakarusummer

3 ай бұрын

​@loneliberation3483 looks like the Ocean dress from the Basket full of camp clothes mod. Probably dyed from its original color to baby blue.

@TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture

3 ай бұрын

A cross between Rupert Giles & William the Bloody [Spike]

Garlic, Kale, ArtichokeHeart, Le'ttuce, and Wild rice of the frontiers sure have it out for Asparagus.

@heneedsomemilk3194

3 ай бұрын

Jfc the nicknames 😭😭🤣🤣

@dylancastellanos87

3 ай бұрын

Bruh what?? Those are perfect nicknames. 😂

@mr.diddles3806

2 ай бұрын

Comment of the century

@zephyrprime

2 ай бұрын

What's with this Dragonball naming scheme?

@nillyb6128

2 ай бұрын

*Gasp* The Saiyan's have assembled!

His comeback to Karlach was so weeeeeaaak LMAO "Fire Girl" 💀💀💀

@pollyinthesky2957

3 ай бұрын

Trying to eat her infernal iron heart is not going to be as easy or fun as he thinks.

@VictoryHardy

3 ай бұрын

He makes up for that one with his rejections to Tav

@VictoryHardy

3 ай бұрын

“It’s not you it’s me..I’ve got standards”😢

@Merlot-

3 ай бұрын

He's trying his best okay 😭

@Amy_the_Lizard

3 ай бұрын

Honestly, since she's a Tiefling he could have gone for some real dirty blows. Personally, I think he considered doing that during tge brief pause before going with "Fire Girl." Probably decided against it because she's VERY clearly a person you don't want to push too far...

Gale: I will fireball our way out of this Everyone: WAIT

@HeadDetectiveLassie

3 ай бұрын

Don't worry! He can sculpt spells (if he is an evocation wizard).

@michasokoowski6651

3 ай бұрын

Your psycho friend joins you on another campagin: Happy He chooses a wizard: worried He doesn't spec into evocation wizard: PANIC

@minoena

3 ай бұрын

@@michasokoowski6651i played a wild magic sorcerer (like irl dnd) who loved fireball and well… it went about as well as one might imagine. not too much damage! no TPKs! 😭 i love the stupid wm sorcerer table lol it’s so funny. iirc she turned into a potted plant once 😅

@artturisiikanen3843

2 ай бұрын

nah he means firebolt

So Karlach, Gale, and Shadowheart are the most protective of Tav, even only 5 minutes after meeting them. Good to know (:

@damianbilbo8205

3 ай бұрын

this is the trio i always keep as my party

@Majin_Koolaid

3 ай бұрын

Did you have your ears plugged up when Lae'zel stepped up to flirt/threaten him in your defense? If anything she was the most effective as she had him more distracted.

@mr_jyggalag

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, one of the many reasons why they are THE "base" of my party composition.

@eslin2845

3 ай бұрын

@@Majin_Koolaidwell Lae’zel sounds more like she wants to murder astarion, regardless of tav being captured or not

@Majin_Koolaid

3 ай бұрын

@@eslin2845 except she has NO other dialogue to support your head canon, but she has a ton of dialogue that shows that she wants/needs you alive. You're just yapping TBH.

I had the gale one before and honestly made me realize how much of a homie this man is.

@michasokoowski6651

3 ай бұрын

Yea, it's so sad that because of a few bugs he got such a bad rep in first months... he is an amazing homie

@TeamLexana

3 ай бұрын

​@@michasokoowski6651What were the bugs? It's still pretty annoying he wants to eat magic items early in the game when magic items are hard to come by. I don't see that as a bug though, that's intentional, lol.

@michasokoowski6651

3 ай бұрын

@@TeamLexana From giving him magic items you got too much affinity prettty much almost maxing it out, it made it so he was hitting on you almost instantly, then a bug where you rejecring him wasn't properly flagged, so he was pretty much hitting on you every few rests until all romance cutscenes were used up. And then people not understanding social cues and what he means by "showing you some magic in his tent"

@TeamLexana

3 ай бұрын

@@michasokoowski6651 LOL. Magic moves in his tent. Gale is such a dork. I gotta get around to romancing him. I usually turn him down at the tiefling party. Can't stand the Mystra. Mystra. Mystra. routine for romance. Duuuude, I don't wanna talk about your Goddess ex girlfriend, AGAIN.

@michasokoowski6651

3 ай бұрын

@@TeamLexana Well, gale does have a problem, he was basically groomed by mystra...

I like how Gale sounds like an automated defense bot: "Attention citzen, unhand Tav or you will be incinerated"

Astarion making the worst menaces to Karlach

@Loryplayz

3 ай бұрын

Astarion regreted it

@heroiikdarkbill5953

3 ай бұрын

@@Loryplayz no doubts about it ahaha

@theoffensivelemon2515

3 ай бұрын

"And I'll eat your heart, fire girl." Yeah, uh, good luck with that.

@KeiranTrick

3 ай бұрын

Tav: "Okay, now you've gone TOO FAR" *headbutts him*

@TeamLexana

3 ай бұрын

I'd like to him try, hehe. I accidentally miss clicked during a combat encounter and had Astarion bite Karlack and.... he did NOT like it. I'm pretty sure Karlack laughed at him too. 😂😂😂

I love how they're just standing back all chill like "Ah shit, Tavs gonna kill this guy"

@michasokoowski6651

3 ай бұрын

Honestly... you don't want to rush in hostage situations

@ANPC-pi9vu

Ай бұрын

TBH I think nobody was taking Astarion all that seriously.

Hahaha the giggle at the beginning tho 😂

@selrahcmoonandstar

3 ай бұрын

What was with the giggle hahaha

@SLYKM

3 ай бұрын

It sounds funnier after looping this clip and it goes Astsrion being head butted to his weird little giggle right after.

@RedAngelXV

3 ай бұрын

his giggle is damn near contagious 🤭

@patheticallyy

3 ай бұрын

Was that inserted? Or does he actually giggle like that before ambushing tav? Lmao

@RedAngelXV

3 ай бұрын

@@patheticallyy he giggles doing damn near everything, it’s addictive

That Wyll hair mod is amazing, he looks so good 👀

@Beerpowered

3 ай бұрын

Being able to use the appearance editor on companions makes every playthrough feel fresh. Let's you change every aspect.

@Eye-Of-The-Beholder

3 ай бұрын

Wyll looks like a beautiful prince (very on-character)

@TheKoriKasai

3 ай бұрын

Right!

@theviolinjester532

3 ай бұрын

do you know the mod for shadowhearts clothes here

@McScootyKins

3 ай бұрын

@@theviolinjester532 I don't, sorry.

Gale: "But if you use that knife, I will incinerate you." Astarion: "And your friend with me? Hardly." Gale, specced as an evocation wizard with sculpt spells: "Try me."

@KryptosArt

3 ай бұрын

for real, don’t tempt him Astarion haha.

@HeadDetectiveLassie

3 ай бұрын

I would have yelled, "Do it, Gale!", if I didn't know Astarion.

@Battlesny

3 ай бұрын

If you use that knife, I won't have a friend left to worry about incinerating with you...

@olympusthedarkone83

3 ай бұрын

@@BattlesnyLol I thought that too. If Astarion kills Tav he shouldn’t worry about giving me a cremation.

@233Deadman

3 ай бұрын

Me on my first run, playing a Tiefling: "Pretty sure I can take it. Can you?"

Tav: Hey, Astarion. Remember that time you tried to kill me. Astarion: Oh...you still are sore about that? After all we have accomplished together? T: No. No. If I was in your place and needed answers I would have done the same but...why the damsel in distress routine? A: To distract you of course. T: I got that. But why the damsel? If you thought I worked with the ilithids, I wouldn't have bothered to help you. At all. A simple ambush would have been sufficient and more to your advantage. And to any innocent it also makes an impression thay you are just a roadside thug, taking advantage of a stranger's kindness. A: Oh...tomatoes tomatoes. Everything worked out didn't it? T: Not on the first three play though. A: What? T: Hmm?

@CallyEndra

3 ай бұрын

Probably because he saw you (and potential companion) killing the brains in the ship wreck (he says so), so he thought that saying he saw one would interest you. But well, it is canon that he isn't a mastermind.

@pativi6643

3 ай бұрын

@@CallyEndraYes, but if he saw that we are killing the brains, than it's obvious we aren't working with the mindflayers, because they wouldn't attack us as the thralls. Yea, it's canon in the epilogue that Astarion's brain is more smoother than the rest if your Tav is a mindflayer ha.

@CallyEndra

3 ай бұрын

@@pativi6643Also I suppose it depends what you did before in the nautiloid. You have the option to befriend a brain. What if he saw that while still being trapped in his pod? And now he sees you killing those brains. Those brains in the ship wreck may have gone rogue for all he knows and that's why you would want to kill them even though you are with the illithids. Who knows what's going through his mind. But agreed, he could have hid in the shadows and pounce there. (even though there wasn't much shadow to pounce from xD)

@Reicha

3 ай бұрын

But did he even know what a mindflayer is? As Tav we’re like “who what where why? Thrall, no, uh, explain” to Lae’zel - so it’s not actually that strange if he doesn’t know Illithids or why we wouldn’t want to kill this brain like we did the others.

@michasokoowski6651

3 ай бұрын

@@pativi6643i wouldn't expect much from a slve prstite for 200 years that was constantly abused and tortured...

"And I'll eat your heart, fire girl " [Karlach smugly looks into the camera like Parks and Rec]

the goblin laught from Astarion as he grabs Tav LMAO

Astarion's goofy laugh before he ambushes Tav 😂

Gran's attacking people again

I love how there's some measure of veiled threat to all of them, even if it's just long-winded... And then there's Karlach going fully Nic Cage. Astarion's retort would work better on just about anyone else in the world lol

@danieltobin4498

3 ай бұрын

She wants to take his face…off!

Wyll's hair is amazing ❤❤

@RedAngelXV

3 ай бұрын

FR I LOVE IT SM

@soiledflapjacks1938

3 ай бұрын

I want Wyll with Jerry curls

@RivenBelmont

3 ай бұрын

Wonder what mod they used for it

Astarion: i will eat yout heart, fire girl...... Karlach:..... Tav: you wanna tell him or shall i?

Asterion: "And I'll eat your heart, fire girl. ... What's so funny? Why are you laughing?"

Of all people to call a flirt, wouldn’t expect Lae’zel.

@sarrahlogsdon1475

2 ай бұрын

Yes, but Lae'zel's love language is fist to cuffs... LMAO

Karlach: I’ll rip your face off, pretty boy. Astarion: And I’ll eat your heart, fire girl. Karlach: Sure, *just tell me if you can find it.*

@IrisGlowingBlue

2 ай бұрын

“Hahaha :c “

"All bite and no bark". Well...

Asterion in glasses looks like if somebody walked up and slapped him on the arm he would start crying

@system_error4182

16 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@melaniescribbles

15 күн бұрын

And that somebody is probably going to be Karlach if Astarion doesn't let Tav go REAL fast. 🤣

"Fire girl" was fucking weak

@anonthe-third2367

3 ай бұрын

listen it's been a stressful day for him

@rettbull9100

3 ай бұрын

He wanted to say some racist shit about tieflings but then saw how big she was, and on fire. So he played it safe.

@jooheonshoneybal

3 ай бұрын

But consider that they're all ganged up on him hahah 😭😭

@StixieP1ck88

3 ай бұрын

Exactly like him

@slvaltva1392

3 ай бұрын

@@rettbull9100 poor granpa had thousands of tiefling related racial slurs rush thru his mind

Gale: "jokes on you, buddy, I have Sculpt Spells" *casts fireball *

"fire girl"

I remember my first interaction with astarion. I head butted him and said he owed me more then an apology. He responded with sarcasm, and then months later he was the best man at my tavs wedding with karlach

wyll has some serious DRIP with that hair mod! it looks so good on him!

Astarion with glasses and ... WYLL WITH LONG HAIR???????? 😍😍😍😍😍

That laugh in the beginning tho 😂😂

@mikey92362

3 ай бұрын

It's Stewie Griffin. Everything Astarion says is either Stewie Griffin or Dr. Frankenfurter. And now you can never unhear it. :)

grandma astarion you forgot your medicine again

Wyll looking fresh with that hair option

damn Wyll really clocked him immediately lmao

Jokes on you, Gale is an evocation wizard!

Fancy boy 😂

Astarion laughed at beginning. Got me. 🫢 LMAO 😂

Everybody loves the glasses mod.... Except for me

@artturisiikanen3843

2 ай бұрын

these outfits suck too way too unimmersive

@skyhonni

2 ай бұрын

@@artturisiikanen3843 that’s also very fair

Gale: but if you use that knife I will incinerate you. Astarion: And your friend with me? I mean said knife is currently at Tavs throat if you use it *properly,* Astarion, there wouldn't be much left to save anyway 💀

@pativi6643

3 ай бұрын

Right? I never understood that comeback.

@tiph3802

2 ай бұрын

He's not a details person.

This scene is always so goofy to me lmao. None of the companions adopting a combative stance, Astarion awkwardly craning his neck to look at them thanks to the weird decision to have this confrontation on the ground, it's just so silly. They've reworked a handful of other sequences in the game to give them some improved animations, I'm surprised this one still hasn't recieved the same treatment.

@shiguriyamamo6730

3 ай бұрын

It's a bit funny though xD

@artturisiikanen3843

2 ай бұрын

i mean gale is definetly ready to use a fire bolt on him.

The fact that Karlach didn't respond to him saying "and I'll eat your heart." Was a missed opportunity. Lol You might chip a tooth if you try. 😏

@TheMysteryMouse

3 ай бұрын

gosh, a vampire with a broken canine... 😂

@EgoFlipp

3 ай бұрын

He's going to have more than just a chip tooth if he tries to eat her heart. Kind of hard to rip off somebody's face when it's burned to literal cinders.

Good luck with karlachs heard asterion

@albertlofling7310

3 ай бұрын

"Ill eat your heart" "Hope you like the taste of metal dumbass"

About Gale- He did say *if you use that knife* so it doesnt.matter if he incinerates both lol

The aHAHAHA in the backgrounf to Astarian wearing those itty glasses got me and WII MUSIC into the simple headbutt is so funny

Karlach is like jokes on you if you can find it. 😂

The glasses are a nice touch...just awkward in this scene 😆

Decking him in the face at the end has me dying. 😭 😂

Gale is great. "I'm down to play ball, but if you kill her I will make that the last thing you ever do."

The adventures of pretty boy and fire girl

The all bark no bite then turn around, he knew and no one can convince me otherwise.

@eddyangstman

3 ай бұрын

oh 100% but wylls no snitch

Wyll absolutely knows, right? Theres no way he doesnt. Also Asatrion's reaction to Karlach is literally made for second playthroughs its so perfect

Can we just say how well Astarion looks in glasses

“I’ll eat your heart” Astarion, buddy, she doesn’t have one

That Wyll haircut is much better than his default imo 😐

@iateyursandwiches

3 ай бұрын

You mean the locs? Yeah much better lol

@pativi6643

3 ай бұрын

He looks very handsome, and less prim and proper scout boy. Much more interesting!

@peepoteep365

3 ай бұрын

He looks sooo good. Gonna start a new save to romance him with locks now 😂

I appreciate that everyone shows Astarion the respect he deserves. None

It's cute that he thinks he can take Karlach.

I love how he has a smart comeback for each of them

The glasses mod is getting overused as fuuuuu

@artturisiikanen3843

2 ай бұрын

all these outfits ruin the immersion

Tav: *dying* Wyll: The time for jokes has come

The fucking line up at the beginning is so funny for no reason.

What was that fecking laugh at the beginning? 😆 I love this game so much.

Gale : 'I will incenerate you' Me : Holy f*

Damn, Wyll thinks he's a comedian 😭

Wait… I wasn’t supposed to kill him?

@natra4480

Ай бұрын

Bro he is one of the most important characters in the game hahaha

@lanceyeager6351

Ай бұрын

@@natra4480 look…. He held a knife to my throat and I aint like that

@IAmAlorel

Ай бұрын

That I could forgive, but when he tries the same shit at camp his chances are up - staked through the heart, stripped naked and thrown in the middle of the goblin camp among the trash where he belongs 😎

@S3verance

Ай бұрын

*internal screaming*

@peruperu-jj8zs

Ай бұрын

On my first run, I killed all companions accept for shadowheart cuz I didn’t know they were major characters lmao

Oh great the glasses make him more handsome

Karlach sitting there like, I’d like to see him try to eat a nuclear reactor

What mod did shadowheart’s dress come from? It’s so cute!

I love how they just standing there like theyre parents who dont know each other watching their kids who are friends playing

Sthap putting wyll in his vacation auntie hairdo please

@artturisiikanen3843

2 ай бұрын

same with the glasses and present day clothes.

I wanna see him Karlachs heart...

Wait- so no one talking about how Astarion with glasses is so much better

Astarion with glasses is giving off heavy Bayonetta vibes and I'm 100% here for it lol.

I just burst into laughter when Astarion told Karlach he’d eat her heart and tossed in a little “GOOD LUCK WITH THAT” before laughing even harder

love this gay little librarian look you got goin on for him

having karlach in your play thru before astarion is quite a feat in itself

Wtf was that stewie griffin laugh at the beginning 😂

@Gleowyn

3 ай бұрын

That's just Astarion being Astarion

The insane giggle after knocking Tav down just gets me every time XD

He looks like he's finally lost it after people kept loudly talking in the library.

The giggle at the start and the headbutt at the end is just too funny.

love that he's just casually wearing the glasses a tech programmer would wear

Tav at the end be like "Good job gang! You kept him busy just long enough for me to get a headbutt in!"

Ph my god, Wyll with long Hair looks gorgeos!

This is always funny to me, Astarion you do know if anything happens to me, you aren’t walking out of this alive right?

Omg glasses Astarion, mine!

Shadowheart really just standing there like a disappointed mom

That one line made me fall in love with Gale 😂. I love this game.

When Astarion was talking to Kharlak: “Guess he needs more infernal iron in his diet” 😂

All of their responses are funny as hell but Gale, Laezel and Karlach are my fave

Gale "I didn't ask how close they were. I said I cast fireball"

The most gen Z looking party comp I’ve seen to date

@goustoalvarez7357

3 ай бұрын

???

@jaweel6205

3 ай бұрын

@@goustoalvarez7357look at the outfit mods he’s using bruh? You can’t be that thick. They look like they are about to dance on TikTok

@laurawolfsong3607

3 ай бұрын

​@@jaweel6205 And you needed to be rude why?

@jaweel6205

3 ай бұрын

@@laurawolfsong3607 I’m not being rude. Dude clearly was going for that look?

How did you get Wyll that hair style!? My god he looks so kingly!! ❤❤❤i need it

Love how protective Karlach got

I love how they’re just going around the table, failing intimidation check after intimidation check, and even the specifics of the dialogue is on point for how players would speak, and how the DM would respond. Really shows how much the developers know their audience and community, it’s really very heartwarming.

“I’ll eat your heart” good luck with that should’ve been a follow up line from Karlach 😂

That headbutt at the end *chefs kiss*