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@FreedomToons28 күн бұрын
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@liraco_mx
28 күн бұрын
BEST VERSION... *ahem* best version of the ad-read, yet.
@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment
28 күн бұрын
Looks like the Guardian Angel lost his voice from all the screaming! 😂
@frontierteg
28 күн бұрын
Wonderful video.
@FreedomVendor76
28 күн бұрын
No Rolls Barred yt channel made Communist Monopoly a real game. It's quite entertaining.
@Jbroker404
28 күн бұрын
How long will the offer last? I went have much time to use it for the next couple weeks so I figured I'd wait.
@jordancarmack58428 күн бұрын
But that wasn't REAL Communopoly...
@elgatofelix8917
28 күн бұрын
The most kosher game to ever exist
@gabrielcox3599
28 күн бұрын
XD
@skootergirl22
28 күн бұрын
With so many versions why isn't there?
@markdorn8873
28 күн бұрын
😂
@woaddragon
28 күн бұрын
@@skootergirl22it was buried by the Parker brothers
@HamSandwich82228 күн бұрын
“You landed on my property” “You mean *our* property”
@xurx2838
28 күн бұрын
Some players are more equal than others. 🎉
@sexistspaghettios
28 күн бұрын
"COMRADE"
@tonyrmathis
28 күн бұрын
@@xurx2838 Party first!
@CristiNeagu
28 күн бұрын
Yeah, funny how when we go in we say we'll jointly own everything, but when we're there, it's the state that owns it all...
@crash4267
28 күн бұрын
"Your property???"
@skulkerbro760320 күн бұрын
Real props to the guy who could fire that revolver 25 times and not ever need to reload.
@mightyirish
14 күн бұрын
Trigger finger strong like bear.
@MedIsman-vj1np
12 күн бұрын
State own bulet
@firstnamelastname9237
7 күн бұрын
That's just the power of communism my man
@skulkerbro7603
7 күн бұрын
@@firstnamelastname9237 yeah, the power of america let's me fire 100 bullets from a glock before needing to reload though.
@firstnamelastname9237
7 күн бұрын
@@skulkerbro7603 Ah, the FREEDOM upgrade.
@wiseguy369628 күн бұрын
"What is your job after the revolution?" "Stazi officer"
@jackalenterprisesofohio
27 күн бұрын
maybe Postmaster General, I bet I could get that, if I communism hard enough.
@Borderose
12 күн бұрын
I prefer Assistant Gulag Officer.
@wiseguy3696
12 күн бұрын
@@Borderose too remote for me, not enough travel.
@Mario-sc7fq28 күн бұрын
"I hope you guys trust eachother" IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL TEASE OF A LIFETIME 😭😭😭
@t.l.mattson343628 күн бұрын
And we all thought NORMAL Monopoly games could get intense...
@MorganSullivan
28 күн бұрын
In my family Monopoly is forbidden 😂😂
@Zachary5211
28 күн бұрын
If your family hasn't torn itself apart after playing monopoly, did you even play it right?
@tonyrmathis
28 күн бұрын
My family is still in the Gulag for failure to pay rent on Baltic Ave. I'll be damned if any deadbeat moochers will leech off me!
@The_NonDescript
28 күн бұрын
Yeah, I'll take capitalist infuriation any day.
@BearBig70
28 күн бұрын
"Normal" is just a setting on a dishwasher.❤😃
@the_great_tigorian_channel28 күн бұрын
Me, a gun enthusiast: "How did he get so many shots out of a 7 shot Nagant Revolver?"
@owenberg3366
28 күн бұрын
Highly doubt he could fire it that fast with that heavy ass trigger on it anyway
@the_great_tigorian_channel
27 күн бұрын
@@owenberg3366true, the trigger moved the whole cylinder forward allowing the unique cartridges to expand into the barrel allowing for greater bullet velocity and potential silencing/suppressing of the gun. Ingenious, but laborious.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
27 күн бұрын
Same, bro thinks he’s in a action movie.
@travissmith2848
27 күн бұрын
Easy. He got it from Hollywood.
@magetsalive5162
25 күн бұрын
He was using a Communist gun. It pulls ammunition directly from Our Ammo Pool.
@mheermance23 күн бұрын
That revolver fired an awful lot of rounds without reloading.
@Alt4tunes
23 күн бұрын
I think that's the joke. Because revolvers are constantly being depicted stupidly in tv
@rustybeltway2373
2 күн бұрын
It's the Sirhan Sirhan model.
@j0kerr128 күн бұрын
Joke Time: Two communists are sitting on a park bench when one turns to the other and says: "If you had two houses, would you share one with me?" "Of course comrade." "If you had two cars, would you share one with me?" "Of course comrade." "If you had two chickens, would you share one with me?" "No" "No? Why not?" "Because I have two chickens."
@luisfilipe2023
28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 good joke
@PKBratney
28 күн бұрын
A good communism joke is like food. Not everybody gets it.
@Name-nz4kt
28 күн бұрын
That is a good one. @@PKBratney
@7emidio
28 күн бұрын
I've heard that one before, but remenbering the classics doesn't hurt
@Pippinmog
28 күн бұрын
Like communism, that joke has no class.
@ml417328 күн бұрын
That wasn’t real communist monopoly. Real Communist Monopoly has never been tried.
@bobbobbington3615
28 күн бұрын
Lol
@MrReaperHand
27 күн бұрын
No rolls bared, except those that oppose the state.
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
If you roll snakeyes God help you if you take the second turn.
@SupHapCak
27 күн бұрын
Idk if you’ve ever seen Dirk Digman (the Andy Samburg Cartoon) but in one of the mid-season 1 episodes there is a good line “If it isn’t a utopia for everyone, then it isn’t a utopia” You know, Communism COULD work. The problem is it would require a deep amount of trust between yourself and your neighbors, a sense of community, and most importantly, everyone would have to believe in God and believe charity is a virtue and therefore stealing or hurting your neighbors is bad. This would also require fostering a good work ethic, because people would only want to work for their own families. The whole country also can’t do it at once, and because of the necessities it couldn’t be done in a big city. All the people would need access to all the resources, so everyone could go out and provide food for their own family. If you had a big enough plot of land, built tiny homes on it, and each home had its own sectioned off space for gardening, and foster a sense of community between the people, you could have a functioning isolated state Community dinners every month, family dinners every week. A strong neighborhood watch. At least until someone brings up money or they say “I can rely on the surplus so I don’t have to work” or something like that. That’s the thing Marxism gets really wrong, in my opinion. Instead of uniting for the sake of helping one’s fellow man, you unite against a “common enemy” When that enemy is gone, the demand outweighs the supply and people start to distrust their neighbors. Not to mention the state always taking more and more money and never giving any back. Collectivism could work if people weren’t power hungry and distrusting their neighbors, and actually believed everyone was equal and working toward the same goal. Living in this society we live in now, someone would still have to pay property taxes and pay for all the supplies and such. Which means there would be home gardens/chickens and surplus gardens and chickens - you sell the surplus. These communists are also all “vegans” but I bet they would eat home-grown eggs and goats’ milk.
@jeffkeenan5059
25 күн бұрын
Finally, someone gets it
@kiabobandit27 күн бұрын
1200? That sucker had a hotel on it! It's $2000! Pay up!
@mesplin325 күн бұрын
Off topic: but property taxes would probably make Monopoly more fun. Every turn, the owner needs to pay the undeveloped rent price. So if they own Mediterranean then they would need to pay 2$ per turn. This does 2 things: 1. The games are shorter because players go bankrupt quicker. 2. Holding onto properties isn't as OP of a strategy. Rather it incentives trade to acquire monopolies and encourages development.
@Chordus_Gaius
16 күн бұрын
House rules for the win
@IspettoreCatiponda1
12 күн бұрын
Don't even think of taxing properties or capital gains, that's communism!
@admirajachas805828 күн бұрын
As a citizen of ex-communist country (Poland), I can say that its everything true
@stillcantbesilencedevennow
28 күн бұрын
Poland had it rough.
@Cwin-ny6bp
28 күн бұрын
It’s a shame the US is basically reached some kind of Neo-Marxism under the regime.
@Dosbomber
28 күн бұрын
And as a citizen of the NEW communist country (USA), I'd like to ask if Poland is taking immigrants?
@HK--nf1sc
27 күн бұрын
That's rough, buddy. Sorry that happened to your country.
@Sunclad
27 күн бұрын
What is Poland like now?
@enigmaodell680628 күн бұрын
“We don’t like monopolies because they posses too much financial power and manipulate the government. Therefore, we will give the government a monopoly so the monopoly won’t be too powerful or control the government”
@arcdecibel9986
28 күн бұрын
"Nuh-uh. We're going to control the government by giving all of our guns and rights away to it first. All we really need is the will of the people. We can overcome anything as a collective."
@travisthompson1679
28 күн бұрын
But intellectual property monopolies are okay too. So are monopolies created through a thousand burdensome regulations. Because reasons.
@ChaadFairservice20022
28 күн бұрын
Funny how step 1 of communism is create central bank. 🧐 Wonder who funds all their revolutions..
@barbarabaker1457
28 күн бұрын
Worse they create fake free markets by flooding the markets with regulations that destroy real competition and maintain "private" monopolies in the first place while disincentivizing new small businesses from lasting or even starting.
@kerwinbrown4180
27 күн бұрын
@@travisthompson1679corportism is a mixture of capitalism and socialism.
@cidacit627321 күн бұрын
It's even funnier when you realize Monopoly is already a critique of capitalism.
@MaxStirner123
16 күн бұрын
Yes being born with that purpose and being that monopolies should be avoided even in a capitalist state
@tabularasa0606
10 күн бұрын
@@MaxStirner123 And yet they exist, there is no real competition, just the illusion of competition.
@MaxStirner123
10 күн бұрын
@@tabularasa0606 Sadly this is now the case, even if your product is better than others they are simply "too big to fail" and will end up absorbing you
@AlexWithAStar
8 күн бұрын
@@MaxStirner123 Natural monopolies are good, manufactured (forgot the proper name) are not.
@shadowfax917728 күн бұрын
The sack on the head of the icon was hilarious 😆
@FreedomToons28 күн бұрын
A SIX minute long freedomtoons video? this one was an absolute DOOZY. I really hope you all enjoyed it! I was worried we might miss our upload deadline because of how much was needed to get this one wrapped, but thankfully, SHES DONE! I hope you enjoy, I had a lot of fun working on this one and so did the team!
@Zachary5211
28 күн бұрын
It was worth it my good sir. You can't rush genius. ❤
@ThatGuy-vi8ch
28 күн бұрын
I'm hoping one day we get up to episode length cartoons.
@user-sh6ld9kh9f
28 күн бұрын
Funny. Your content is awesome
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
28 күн бұрын
Pushing into friz freling territory.
@johannesstephanusroos4969
28 күн бұрын
"This stoobid berch!"
@PhthaloGreenskin28 күн бұрын
"Death is a preferable alternative to communism"-Liberty Prime.
@BenHopkins1000
28 күн бұрын
“Everybody wants to save the world. They just disagree on how.” - Maximus
@Cyricist001
28 күн бұрын
"Oy vey, if you insist."
@johnny4221
28 күн бұрын
@@BenHopkins1000 "I'm not a communist, Mr. Howard, that's just a dirty word they use to describe people who aren't insane." -Lee Moldaver
@gamingforever9121
27 күн бұрын
@@johnny4221that’s not real communism said every communist when looking at the history of communism. When what they/you really mean is if I had the power hears how I would do things to bring about “real” communism.😂
@noturbusiness9736
27 күн бұрын
Iconic, that’s why he’s my pfp
@jegsdinogod509128 күн бұрын
I love how the revolver is a nagant revolver. Good touch
@DakotaAP28 күн бұрын
No rolls barred has a series, Communopoly, and it's a fantastic watch
@someraccoon469028 күн бұрын
Unironically what it feels like to play Monopoly with people who always have to remind you that “uhmmmm, you do realize that monopoly is about why capitalism bad?”
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
28 күн бұрын
I always figured monopoly as training to be a capitalist.
@brianyoung8999
28 күн бұрын
it's why having a monopoly is bad, hence the name of the game.
@WideMouth
28 күн бұрын
Communists created a game to mock capitalism, and it became popular in the US because making money and buying property is fun.
@woaddragon
28 күн бұрын
Well, it was made by a socialist, so there that
@stillbuyvhs
28 күн бұрын
It was based on a game called "The Landlord's Game." But "The Landlord's Game" wasn't anti-capitalist; it was Georgist. It was against private ownership of land & natural resources, but capital improvements, like little houses, were OK. As the game progressed, players could vote in Georgist tax rules. With those rules, rent on land went into a central pile for public works, but rent on buildings was kept by the players. There are some progressive policies in "The Landlord's Game," for one thing the "Go to Jail" space is eventually replaced by a University space paid for by the public pool, but it's hardly a Communist or Anti-Capitalist game.
@BlueVestr28 күн бұрын
Somehow the whispering “angel” is more threatening than when he’s shouting
@faolan2174
28 күн бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing.
@Cwin-ny6bp
28 күн бұрын
That’s very astute 😂
@levlylove
27 күн бұрын
Oh good, it wasn't just me! It legit made me feel uneasy. 🤣
@petermadany2779
27 күн бұрын
He was channeling his inner Brandon.
@spoonerreligionandpolitics
25 күн бұрын
To be fair, he did open by defenestrating a parishioner.
@ThMrksman28 күн бұрын
These Hollow ads are literally the only ads I enjoy watching. I also loved the rest of this video fwiw!
@andrewo395327 күн бұрын
I really appreciate the accuracy of the 1895 Nagant
@scottgun28 күн бұрын
ThAt WaSn'T rEaL cOmMuNiSm!
@Boconnor401.
25 күн бұрын
It was and that’s good
@ornerybeefalo8387
25 күн бұрын
Yeah, it’s a satire
@scottgun
25 күн бұрын
@@Boconnor401. Gr8 b8 m8.
@scottgun
25 күн бұрын
@@ornerybeefalo8387 I agree. The No True Scotsman fallacy around Communism has indeed become an unintentional source of comedy.
@ornerybeefalo8387
25 күн бұрын
@@scottgun that’s not a real no true Scotsman fallacy, that’s never been tried befote
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky28 күн бұрын
A perfect way to explain Communism’s hypocrisy. Wildest stuff I ever seen. Edit: There are actually some idiots below me who think otherwise. Props to the folks clutching down there. Another Edit: Jesus it’s a fuckin’ war zone down here! Get to battle keyboard warriors!
@woaddragon
28 күн бұрын
How so
@kentonjen8475
28 күн бұрын
@@woaddragon Were you paying attention? Every communist government claims that all property is “for the people” and that it should be distributed equally, but the video shows that like every communist state, the only ones benefiting is not the people but the conclave of leaders who both started the revolution and control the state while masking themselves as egalitarians. And those who refuse to comply, it always ends with them either getting killed or sent to the gulag. It was the same in China, in Russia, in North Korea, in Venezuela, in Cuba, and in the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone, and now in this game of Monopoly.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
28 күн бұрын
@@kentonjen8475Yep. Even in Anarcho Communism, the ones who will benefit are the ones who are independent and don’t rely on the proletariat. While everyone else is run by a godless religion, in which they perpetually harass each other.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
28 күн бұрын
@@woaddragonSays the Vtuber fan. A thing that wouldn’t be possible without capitalism. If Stalin had his way and took over the world, we’d all still be in ghettos. And the only thing that’s advanced would be the Soviet Military.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
28 күн бұрын
@@kentonjen8475Thanks for doing the heavy lifting for me lmao.
@mrguy839110 күн бұрын
Hey there, Liberal here, I really enjoyed this video! I feel this is because it tackled actual problems that showed up in real communist dictatorships. In the beginning, the people are poor and are looking for a way to escape their problems (in this case they each don't have enough money to pay the glasses guy). They decided that the only logical solution is to work together as one united front (they give the money to the one guy and they all promise to work together). The person sees all of this new found support and defeats the evil money hungry capitalist (They kill the guy). Of course, power corrupts and so the new dictator takes all the power for himself. You see, he knows that just as he overthrew the landlords, the people can overthrow him. He gets scared of his own supporters and finds reasons to see they are out for his head, thus making him more anxious. This continues to spiral until an external source can stop him. This little cartoon about people playing monopoly has actually shown a big problem with communism while actually kind of showing the stories of actual victims. My problem with this I think you have confused the idea of Socialism and the practice of Communism. Socialism is a government where the economy, all in all, is run by the people ("A socialist economy features social rather than private ownership of the means of production. It also typically organizes economic activity through planning rather than market forces, and gears production towards needs satisfaction rather than profit accumulation." Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy) (I can't believe I used an in text citation for a KZread comment). Communism is taking this very simple idea and giving it to one person to be in charge of. This leads to what I said before, power corrupts. That is why most leftists nowadays don't actually support old or modern communist dictatorships such as the Soviet Union or the People's Republic of China, so when I saw that very last scene, I felt extremely awkward, hence why I'm here writing this. I am not in favor of Communism in what way whatsoever, but I am also not in favor of unrestricted Capitalism. Well, uh, that's it. I hope I got you to think about this topic a little bit more.
@grapicusdrinktus27 күн бұрын
We actually did a communist-corporatist monopoly play when several of us were losing one time. Pretty accurate. We still lost to the guy with all the properies. gg well played.
@Jaster_Mereel28 күн бұрын
The drama of the Chance card reveal was unbelievable.
@ainlLeek
28 күн бұрын
Isn't there a card that sends you to Boardwalk? I was expecting that one.
@mustang607
28 күн бұрын
Now every time our family plays Monopoly I'm gonna have to make sure that card isn't in our Chance deck, and the guns are locked away.
@darkhoodorderofgray635428 күн бұрын
Fun fact Monopoly actually did have a communist version of it. It was an old version but it was interesting to see nonetheless.
@WizeGuyz2023
28 күн бұрын
Monopoly was made to prove capitalism didn't work. Ironic considering what happened to it and how it became the very thing it mocked
@georgesiv2082
28 күн бұрын
It's called anti-monopoly, I have it.
@thelastminuteman7513
28 күн бұрын
Yeah they had to stop selling it. Too many people were dying.
@NekoinaBox2000
28 күн бұрын
@@thelastminuteman7513lol comes with a loaded gun
@spldrong
28 күн бұрын
I have the capatalist version... sits on a shelf next to my American flag made out of Venezuelan currency
@matthewgraham698018 күн бұрын
The fact that Monopoly was developed as a critique and criticism of capitalist culture and got turned into a wildly successful board game that reinforces capitalist values is all you need to prove that capitalism wins.
@LordWyatt
16 күн бұрын
Capitalism makes perfect sense until socialists and communists run it into the ground.
@footisman2059
14 күн бұрын
They bastardized the idea to make more money dude
@Marinealver27 күн бұрын
So there was a playthrough of House Rules called Communopoly. The 1st game the players were racing to "disappear" to win The 2nd game all the players end with $0 The 3rd game, Tony Blair collapsed the West.
@christopherjakel104928 күн бұрын
Honestly, I was expecting the chance card to say "Advance to Boardwalk," before the proverbial dookie hit the facist fan.
@matthewvanburen6415
28 күн бұрын
**commie**
@theyellowmeaning7507
28 күн бұрын
@@matthewvanburen6415 same diff
@Red_Devil_2011
28 күн бұрын
@@theyellowmeaning7507
@theyellowmeaning7507
28 күн бұрын
@@Red_Devil_2011 it's all collectivization
@GT_Void
28 күн бұрын
So was I!
@3XA_Art28 күн бұрын
monopoly but one player starts off owning every tile
@MrAlex_Raven
28 күн бұрын
That would make it accurate.
@quijybojanklebits8750
28 күн бұрын
@MrAlex_Raven and when they pass go they they have an election that gets ignored.
@Cernumospete
28 күн бұрын
Like in everyone born after y2k. Oh, sorry. I thought you said 1 percent.
@ChaadFairservice20022
28 күн бұрын
Its a lot smaller than 1% prole. Tell me you dont know how central banking works without telling me.
@Arbidarb
27 күн бұрын
Yeah, life would be really hard if you had to rent 8 different properties before getting your $200 paycheck.
@afrikasmith104928 күн бұрын
Now I'm thinking of a version of Monopoly with this satire where things come to life like Jumanji. In this game you are forced to live in poverty, get carried off by guards to a Gulag for no reason and spy on your friends and family. And to make things interesting you have the chance to become a member of the secret police or some high ranking official, but you risk getting purged whenever your dictator becomes paranoid.
@CowCommando
28 күн бұрын
No Rolles Barred did three videos on their take of Communipoly with these sorts of rules. The videos are hilarious but also over an hour long each.
@jamesrodgers3132
24 күн бұрын
Do it. At least one half of the country would buy it.
@clivah14997 күн бұрын
ah, yes, I love inciting havoc and chaos in my game tables, then having to explain everything to governmental authorities.
@penguinman983728 күн бұрын
LOL! The Guardian Angel quietly throwing somebody through a window.
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@waIdemar44
25 күн бұрын
Defenestration
@williams371128 күн бұрын
that echo chamber ending was gold
@roser5372
22 күн бұрын
this hole chat is a echo chamber
@Stern_Saebel22 күн бұрын
I think the funniest part is that some company actually did make a soviet communist monopoly and it works surprisingly well. You can find videos of people playing it on KZread and it is surprised accurate.
@kek10512 күн бұрын
I once had a monopoly game with a group of friends turn into medieval style feudalism
@CristiNeagu28 күн бұрын
Eerily accurate. The only thing you missed was "oh, that wasn't _reeeeaaalll_ communism..."
@Mr.Buckshots28 күн бұрын
Love how monopoly is supposed to represent evils of capitalism, but they had to add a central bank, universal basic income, zoning restrictions and free parking to make it work.
@CrizzyEyes
28 күн бұрын
"b-but central banking is essential to capitalism!" -- people who have never studied American history
@queuedjar4578
28 күн бұрын
@@CrizzyEyes The average person's idea of what "capitalism" is if it involves a lot of money and results in bad things, it must be because of capitalism. Despite the US not being a free market economy for more than a hundred years now.
@johnny4221
28 күн бұрын
@@queuedjar4578 Capitalism isn't just when there's a free market, and free markets lead to unfree markets in and of themselves so long as human greed is factored into the equation.
@queuedjar4578
28 күн бұрын
@@johnny4221 Free markets are the default of human exchange, you are more free with free markets than with any other system. The only thing that should be involved in trade is supply and demand, government interference created the mess we have today. Industries are incentivized to lobby and control our politicians BECAUSE politicians have control over economies. If there was no legislative power over markets, there would be less government corruption and money in politics, as there wouldn't be an incentive to control them. The only incentive would be profit, where you have full power to choose to buy something YOURSELF instead of making the power of law also factor into it. America has never been capitalist because capitalism isn't a real term. What people are referring it is free markets, and free markets are the ideal system. Capitalism was a term invented by Marx to label free market societies with an evil sounding name.
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
The free parking is just a front to cover mass graves.
@BaronVonMott28 күн бұрын
"It's just a game!" "That's what all you Theocrats say! That there's some other world, outside this one, where everything will be alright! *NONSENSE!"* Brilliant! 😂
@FFP_BF226 күн бұрын
I absolutely love your ad reads for Hallow. They’re great!
@Ruprecttt28 күн бұрын
This is the most accurate description of communism I've seen in a while. Good work.
@akumaking128 күн бұрын
Commie monopoly players would eat the game for the most accuracy
@kat8753
28 күн бұрын
Or because the governments redistribution policy took all their food and left them to starve.
@PartTimeGoblinSlayer25 күн бұрын
This hits different for "No rolls barred" enjoyers. 😂 ( Its a board game channel that made their own custom communopoly game complete with a Stalin cosplayer named Dom. Welcome to Domunism comrades. )
@1TightMinute22 күн бұрын
Communopoly already exists. It was a board game that they sold at Spencer in the 80s. Spencer’s was this store in the mail that sold a bunch of weird junk.
@IchNachtLiebe28 күн бұрын
This guy needs to realize that Monopoly isn't the most important game in the world... we still have sickle-oots and hamm-ladders
@narius424128 күн бұрын
you know when he drew that chance card i was expecting the one that sends you to boardwalk lol
@1krani
28 күн бұрын
Same.
@jasonfullerton7763
28 күн бұрын
Yeah, that was quite the twist.
@JustMisterFox10 күн бұрын
Honestly, I've had Monopoly games devolve into violence a lot faster than that.
@paradoxparty19 күн бұрын
Monopoly was originally called "The Landlords Game" and promoted by Georgists as a critique against capitalisms tendency to encroach on the commons to force artificially high rents on working people.
@davidboaz560028 күн бұрын
Take a ride on the Siberian express do not pass go...go directly to the reeducation camp.
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
No, paess go, see the paradise you left behind for that turnip.
@entropynomad316528 күн бұрын
Sounds about right... the game always ends in a table flip or martrydom.
@MutarFuqueer17 күн бұрын
Other than not weaving the word bourgeoisie into the skit, I think you nailed it!
@Drew-tr5cd27 күн бұрын
This might be the very best thing you've ever made.
@Zachary521128 күн бұрын
I hope you guys trust each other. Man, the foreshadowing, classic. Another homerun man. Where can we find this version of the game? 😂
@cp1cupcake
28 күн бұрын
I think Monopoly used to make various SJW parodies of the game which make fun of how collectiving the game doesn't work.
@MykeLewisMusic
28 күн бұрын
Move to Canada.
@woaddragon
28 күн бұрын
It call the Landlord game in 1903 in the US by Lizzie Magie, as a way to demonstrate that an economy rewarding individuals is better than one where monopolies hold all the wealth
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
@MykeLewisMusic he didnt say he wants to live it.
@jothecocopop28 күн бұрын
Seamus is a bit *too* good at playing an unhinged villain ...
@HunterXWorld95
28 күн бұрын
Maybe he’ll get a role as a psychotic villain in the next Daily Wire movie.
@mightyenigma1
20 күн бұрын
Okay now you got me interested in seeing live action seamus play a villain.
@shadowsa2b25 күн бұрын
Amazing how even when "the community" runs out of money, the dictator never runs out of bullets
@MeanBeanComedy28 күн бұрын
Seamus had too much fun with this one! 😆
@TheDigitalApple28 күн бұрын
This would probably be the *ONLY* time I’d actually play Ms. Monopoly.
@James3514228 күн бұрын
New Debunkers when?
@reidbrinkley8652
28 күн бұрын
When debunking is needed
@FreedomToons
28 күн бұрын
😏 may or may not have some thing in the workd
@q-tip4723
28 күн бұрын
@@FreedomToons OwO
@akumaking1
28 күн бұрын
@@FreedomToonsif Creepy Joe Biden went to a cemetery to give a speech, all of the dead would instantly rise from their graves to escape the ramblings
@user-pt1ky6db9y
28 күн бұрын
@@FreedomToons ooooh!! 😮
@Sigma-INFJ.28 күн бұрын
There should be a new version of Monopoly. Every time you land on "Luxury Tax", all your money goes to the railroads and utilities. The cost of all properties on the board doubles, and when passing Go you collect 5% less. Free Parking also has meters now.
@jamesrodgers3132
24 күн бұрын
And the railroads and utilities never get any better
@pinerider1927 күн бұрын
As a gun enthusiast, I would like to compliment you on your animation of the Nagant revolver. As it was the standard issued sidearm of the Russian Empire, and subsequently the Red Army, in the early 20th century. That is until the adoption of the Tokarev pistol in 1930.
@Jawmax28 күн бұрын
Even though he was whispering that "angel" was just as intense and the thrash metal was playing in my head.
@Jay_7628 күн бұрын
Hold up Seamus. Are you saying there are Monopoly games that _don't_ end with the players shooting each other?
@DemonKingBadger
28 күн бұрын
Well, if you are against me, I usually just get bored after a couple of hours and wander off.
@elLooto
25 күн бұрын
@@DemonKingBadger Most people think Monopoly "takes too long" because they refuse to do the thing that advances the game the fastest, or they add 'house rules' that unnecessarily delay the end of the game. If it takes more than 90 minutes, youre doing it wrong. It should take about an hour.
@bmo187828 күн бұрын
Man, New York monopoly got intense
@Cyrus_T_Laserpunch22 күн бұрын
This was surprisingly accurate to how revolutions about overthrowing the powerful tend to go. Starts with cooperation, leads to massacre of the people who had the power, then those who oppose the revolution in any minor way are executed, then the revolution turns paranoid and starts execution more people for any perceived traitorous behaviour, trust breaks down more and more. There's even the part where the one who actually starts the revolution through his actions is more moderate than the ones who really end up in control, remember, the guy in the red shirt started the mess. Freedom Toons did their homework.
@quirkymiddlechild81428 күн бұрын
At least it's a game of monopoly where SOMETHING happens.
@elLooto
25 күн бұрын
Most people think Monopoly "takes too long" because they refuse to do the thing that advances the game the fastest, or they add 'house rules' that unnecessarily delay the end of the game. If it takes more than 90 minutes, youre doing it wrong. It should take about an hour.
@GoldfishEmpire27 күн бұрын
I really thought that Chance card would've been the one that sends you to Boardwalk.
@RockFoxTLIMS28 күн бұрын
This episode should be shown in every college in America.
@DarkCT28 күн бұрын
the video was good. the Ad had me rolling, because I just didn't expect that.
@Rocketsfan-fu1xo28 күн бұрын
Judge Merchant as the main character
@elgatofelix8917
28 күн бұрын
Rabbi Merchantstein
@jr546927 күн бұрын
I'm %50 here for the hallow ad reads. So great man 😂
@sinisterthoughts289627 күн бұрын
I appreciate the liatil looked like an 1895 nagant. I hope that was on purpose, because that is incredibly accurate.
@REALqbarro28 күн бұрын
And I thought monopoly games were long
@speppers6928 күн бұрын
Some benefits of being older. I still have the GOOD version of Monopoly! Nobody dies, Chance goes in the pot and whomever lands on Free Parking gets the pot. Just make sure the houses get put back in the box. They're murder stepping on them in bare feet!
@TrekBeatTK
28 күн бұрын
Those are NOT Monopoly rules. They are bogus house rules, and are why the game takes forever.
@MykeLewisMusic
28 күн бұрын
@@TrekBeatTK You suck.
@woaddragon
28 күн бұрын
@@TrekBeatTKthat is completely true
@Shade7x
27 күн бұрын
@@TrekBeatTK yup. Money has to get removed from circulation through the Chance events. If it just goes into a pool for someone to win eventually you have runaway Monopoly inflation and the game never ends.
@elLooto
25 күн бұрын
@@TrekBeatTK Exactly this. And they refuse to trade. Trading is the thing that advances the game the fastest, and _doesnt even have to happen on your turn._
@daveh397128 күн бұрын
There's a board game youtube channel that did a few games of this concept, it was hillarious. No Rolls Barred, worth a watch.
@blairmulholland27 күн бұрын
In Soviet America, Monopoly plays you.
@alcarbo861328 күн бұрын
Low-key based choice by Seamus to use the pre-2008 Monopoly board I’m nerdy enough to notice and I appreciate it
@MidlifeCrisisJoe
23 күн бұрын
Uhhh? What even is different? I don't think I've played Monopoly in 20 years so, what did they change in 2008?
@potatoheadpokemario1931
20 күн бұрын
I believe they changed the first two properties colors from purple to brown
@MidlifeCrisisJoe
20 күн бұрын
@@potatoheadpokemario1931 Is that it? How is that "based?"
@potatoheadpokemario1931
20 күн бұрын
@@MidlifeCrisisJoe I'm sure there's other changes but that's the one that stuck out to me
@alcarbo8613
19 күн бұрын
@@MidlifeCrisisJoe The board was changed to match the European Monopoly board The purple properties were made brown The preparations of the property cards were changed The chance and community chest cards had their original illustrations removed in favor of the same generic CGI image Luxury Tax was changed from $75 too $100 Among many other small stupid changes
@michael_stein12328 күн бұрын
They will pay up their money in monopoly, and they will be happy
@michaelleon828925 күн бұрын
Crazy... ... that this is like the fifth most intense monopoly game I've ever seen... 😮
@avereth27 күн бұрын
The biggest plot twist was that chance card not sending him right back to the most expensive pair of properties on the board.
@Merica_dadgarage28 күн бұрын
That revolver had like 45yrs in it 😂😂😂
@Noperare
28 күн бұрын
That is a Nagant M1895. As the name sugest, it is from 1895
@Gorpmeat
28 күн бұрын
“Fires continuously for 45 years between reloads, get yours today!” 😂
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
@@Gorpmeat the old inifinite clip cheat.
@A16AdamWalker28 күн бұрын
Fun fact: No Rolls Barred (A British board game channel) has had 3 episodes of "Communopoly" (after the first became their most successful video ever) - the first ended with the two players, overseen by Stalin in the background dictating rules, racing to die first as the rules they had to adhere to were so terrible.
@CowCommando
28 күн бұрын
I believe in only one of the three games did someone end up with a score above zero.
@A16AdamWalker
27 күн бұрын
@@CowCommando to be fair it was Sully who ended the first on 1,000... But that's cause he's Sully
@clarkkent7049
25 күн бұрын
That’s because he got to subtract 1000 from adams score and if it was a negative he got that score as a positive so 0-1000=|-1000|=1000
@user-pn2rr1hm8r27 күн бұрын
"have you lost your minds?" "We have nothing to lose but our chains"
@sethcrisel930827 күн бұрын
The greatest cartoonist of our generation. Way to go brother!!!! Love everything you produce it's genuinely spectacular
@Bertintremors28 күн бұрын
Was thinking they wouldent go after the black cop but they do go after anyone not in the cult. Fair play sea mouse
@octapusxft
28 күн бұрын
yeah, they stop caring about the protected identities as soon as the individuals show that they can think rationally
@dashcamandy2242
27 күн бұрын
According to some pumpkin-spice-latte basic white women, "they're not Black, they're blue." You know know the type, not wearing masks, violating Social Distancing, while at a "mostly-peaceful" Coof SuperSpreader Event (while collecting $600 extra a week for not working while I'm out there struggling with two "essential" jobs); white Karens-in-training telling Black people they don't know what it's like to be Black.
@ashleypenn784528 күн бұрын
Ok but like... who else has seen the No Rolls Barred video where they actually MADE Communist Monopoly? It's so terrifying realistic, it's hilarious.
@CowCommando
28 күн бұрын
Seen it? I've watched All Three Episodes!
@BouncingZeus
28 күн бұрын
Thank you for turning me on to this!
@filmandfirearms27 күн бұрын
The power of communism is so great, he was able to fire 20 rounds from a revolver with a 7 round cylinder. Also, really nice depiction of a Nagant revolver, I don't think I've ever seen one that accurate outside of games
@01nmuskier27 күн бұрын
Real communist monopoly has never been tried.
@dustinw608828 күн бұрын
Imagine playing this card when the other players are franco,mannerheim and Pinochet
@aarwarkil28 күн бұрын
The hood on the dog was too much 😂
@finnbarrett384521 күн бұрын
Stalin playing monopoly with advisers. Great purge era, colorized
@Dennis-nc3vw12 сағат бұрын
1:47 That's an amazingly clever metaphor.
@evilblackcat635728 күн бұрын
The Nagant revolver was a nice touch.
@Militaria-pr9rj28 күн бұрын
Least violent game of monopoly ever.
@donoimdono270227 күн бұрын
That Hallow advert was the biggest subversion of expectation I've seen on FreedomToons 😂 Brilliant!
@reubenoakley588728 күн бұрын
Fantastic video, once again! And the Hallow ad knocked it out of the park! I was so ready for the guardian angel to start screaming that his whispering just killed me 😂😂😂
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@liraco_mx
28 күн бұрын
BEST VERSION... *ahem* best version of the ad-read, yet.
@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment
28 күн бұрын
Looks like the Guardian Angel lost his voice from all the screaming! 😂
@frontierteg
28 күн бұрын
Wonderful video.
@FreedomVendor76
28 күн бұрын
No Rolls Barred yt channel made Communist Monopoly a real game. It's quite entertaining.
@Jbroker404
28 күн бұрын
How long will the offer last? I went have much time to use it for the next couple weeks so I figured I'd wait.
But that wasn't REAL Communopoly...
@elgatofelix8917
28 күн бұрын
The most kosher game to ever exist
@gabrielcox3599
28 күн бұрын
XD
@skootergirl22
28 күн бұрын
With so many versions why isn't there?
@markdorn8873
28 күн бұрын
😂
@woaddragon
28 күн бұрын
@@skootergirl22it was buried by the Parker brothers
“You landed on my property” “You mean *our* property”
@xurx2838
28 күн бұрын
Some players are more equal than others. 🎉
@sexistspaghettios
28 күн бұрын
"COMRADE"
@tonyrmathis
28 күн бұрын
@@xurx2838 Party first!
@CristiNeagu
28 күн бұрын
Yeah, funny how when we go in we say we'll jointly own everything, but when we're there, it's the state that owns it all...
@crash4267
28 күн бұрын
"Your property???"
Real props to the guy who could fire that revolver 25 times and not ever need to reload.
@mightyirish
14 күн бұрын
Trigger finger strong like bear.
@MedIsman-vj1np
12 күн бұрын
State own bulet
@firstnamelastname9237
7 күн бұрын
That's just the power of communism my man
@skulkerbro7603
7 күн бұрын
@@firstnamelastname9237 yeah, the power of america let's me fire 100 bullets from a glock before needing to reload though.
@firstnamelastname9237
7 күн бұрын
@@skulkerbro7603 Ah, the FREEDOM upgrade.
"What is your job after the revolution?" "Stazi officer"
@jackalenterprisesofohio
27 күн бұрын
maybe Postmaster General, I bet I could get that, if I communism hard enough.
@Borderose
12 күн бұрын
I prefer Assistant Gulag Officer.
@wiseguy3696
12 күн бұрын
@@Borderose too remote for me, not enough travel.
"I hope you guys trust eachother" IS THE MOST DIABOLICAL TEASE OF A LIFETIME 😭😭😭
And we all thought NORMAL Monopoly games could get intense...
@MorganSullivan
28 күн бұрын
In my family Monopoly is forbidden 😂😂
@Zachary5211
28 күн бұрын
If your family hasn't torn itself apart after playing monopoly, did you even play it right?
@tonyrmathis
28 күн бұрын
My family is still in the Gulag for failure to pay rent on Baltic Ave. I'll be damned if any deadbeat moochers will leech off me!
@The_NonDescript
28 күн бұрын
Yeah, I'll take capitalist infuriation any day.
@BearBig70
28 күн бұрын
"Normal" is just a setting on a dishwasher.❤😃
Me, a gun enthusiast: "How did he get so many shots out of a 7 shot Nagant Revolver?"
@owenberg3366
28 күн бұрын
Highly doubt he could fire it that fast with that heavy ass trigger on it anyway
@the_great_tigorian_channel
27 күн бұрын
@@owenberg3366true, the trigger moved the whole cylinder forward allowing the unique cartridges to expand into the barrel allowing for greater bullet velocity and potential silencing/suppressing of the gun. Ingenious, but laborious.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
27 күн бұрын
Same, bro thinks he’s in a action movie.
@travissmith2848
27 күн бұрын
Easy. He got it from Hollywood.
@magetsalive5162
25 күн бұрын
He was using a Communist gun. It pulls ammunition directly from Our Ammo Pool.
That revolver fired an awful lot of rounds without reloading.
@Alt4tunes
23 күн бұрын
I think that's the joke. Because revolvers are constantly being depicted stupidly in tv
@rustybeltway2373
2 күн бұрын
It's the Sirhan Sirhan model.
Joke Time: Two communists are sitting on a park bench when one turns to the other and says: "If you had two houses, would you share one with me?" "Of course comrade." "If you had two cars, would you share one with me?" "Of course comrade." "If you had two chickens, would you share one with me?" "No" "No? Why not?" "Because I have two chickens."
@luisfilipe2023
28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 good joke
@PKBratney
28 күн бұрын
A good communism joke is like food. Not everybody gets it.
@Name-nz4kt
28 күн бұрын
That is a good one. @@PKBratney
@7emidio
28 күн бұрын
I've heard that one before, but remenbering the classics doesn't hurt
@Pippinmog
28 күн бұрын
Like communism, that joke has no class.
That wasn’t real communist monopoly. Real Communist Monopoly has never been tried.
@bobbobbington3615
28 күн бұрын
Lol
@MrReaperHand
27 күн бұрын
No rolls bared, except those that oppose the state.
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
If you roll snakeyes God help you if you take the second turn.
@SupHapCak
27 күн бұрын
Idk if you’ve ever seen Dirk Digman (the Andy Samburg Cartoon) but in one of the mid-season 1 episodes there is a good line “If it isn’t a utopia for everyone, then it isn’t a utopia” You know, Communism COULD work. The problem is it would require a deep amount of trust between yourself and your neighbors, a sense of community, and most importantly, everyone would have to believe in God and believe charity is a virtue and therefore stealing or hurting your neighbors is bad. This would also require fostering a good work ethic, because people would only want to work for their own families. The whole country also can’t do it at once, and because of the necessities it couldn’t be done in a big city. All the people would need access to all the resources, so everyone could go out and provide food for their own family. If you had a big enough plot of land, built tiny homes on it, and each home had its own sectioned off space for gardening, and foster a sense of community between the people, you could have a functioning isolated state Community dinners every month, family dinners every week. A strong neighborhood watch. At least until someone brings up money or they say “I can rely on the surplus so I don’t have to work” or something like that. That’s the thing Marxism gets really wrong, in my opinion. Instead of uniting for the sake of helping one’s fellow man, you unite against a “common enemy” When that enemy is gone, the demand outweighs the supply and people start to distrust their neighbors. Not to mention the state always taking more and more money and never giving any back. Collectivism could work if people weren’t power hungry and distrusting their neighbors, and actually believed everyone was equal and working toward the same goal. Living in this society we live in now, someone would still have to pay property taxes and pay for all the supplies and such. Which means there would be home gardens/chickens and surplus gardens and chickens - you sell the surplus. These communists are also all “vegans” but I bet they would eat home-grown eggs and goats’ milk.
@jeffkeenan5059
25 күн бұрын
Finally, someone gets it
1200? That sucker had a hotel on it! It's $2000! Pay up!
Off topic: but property taxes would probably make Monopoly more fun. Every turn, the owner needs to pay the undeveloped rent price. So if they own Mediterranean then they would need to pay 2$ per turn. This does 2 things: 1. The games are shorter because players go bankrupt quicker. 2. Holding onto properties isn't as OP of a strategy. Rather it incentives trade to acquire monopolies and encourages development.
@Chordus_Gaius
16 күн бұрын
House rules for the win
@IspettoreCatiponda1
12 күн бұрын
Don't even think of taxing properties or capital gains, that's communism!
As a citizen of ex-communist country (Poland), I can say that its everything true
@stillcantbesilencedevennow
28 күн бұрын
Poland had it rough.
@Cwin-ny6bp
28 күн бұрын
It’s a shame the US is basically reached some kind of Neo-Marxism under the regime.
@Dosbomber
28 күн бұрын
And as a citizen of the NEW communist country (USA), I'd like to ask if Poland is taking immigrants?
@HK--nf1sc
27 күн бұрын
That's rough, buddy. Sorry that happened to your country.
@Sunclad
27 күн бұрын
What is Poland like now?
“We don’t like monopolies because they posses too much financial power and manipulate the government. Therefore, we will give the government a monopoly so the monopoly won’t be too powerful or control the government”
@arcdecibel9986
28 күн бұрын
"Nuh-uh. We're going to control the government by giving all of our guns and rights away to it first. All we really need is the will of the people. We can overcome anything as a collective."
@travisthompson1679
28 күн бұрын
But intellectual property monopolies are okay too. So are monopolies created through a thousand burdensome regulations. Because reasons.
@ChaadFairservice20022
28 күн бұрын
Funny how step 1 of communism is create central bank. 🧐 Wonder who funds all their revolutions..
@barbarabaker1457
28 күн бұрын
Worse they create fake free markets by flooding the markets with regulations that destroy real competition and maintain "private" monopolies in the first place while disincentivizing new small businesses from lasting or even starting.
@kerwinbrown4180
27 күн бұрын
@@travisthompson1679corportism is a mixture of capitalism and socialism.
It's even funnier when you realize Monopoly is already a critique of capitalism.
@MaxStirner123
16 күн бұрын
Yes being born with that purpose and being that monopolies should be avoided even in a capitalist state
@tabularasa0606
10 күн бұрын
@@MaxStirner123 And yet they exist, there is no real competition, just the illusion of competition.
@MaxStirner123
10 күн бұрын
@@tabularasa0606 Sadly this is now the case, even if your product is better than others they are simply "too big to fail" and will end up absorbing you
@AlexWithAStar
8 күн бұрын
@@MaxStirner123 Natural monopolies are good, manufactured (forgot the proper name) are not.
The sack on the head of the icon was hilarious 😆
A SIX minute long freedomtoons video? this one was an absolute DOOZY. I really hope you all enjoyed it! I was worried we might miss our upload deadline because of how much was needed to get this one wrapped, but thankfully, SHES DONE! I hope you enjoy, I had a lot of fun working on this one and so did the team!
@Zachary5211
28 күн бұрын
It was worth it my good sir. You can't rush genius. ❤
@ThatGuy-vi8ch
28 күн бұрын
I'm hoping one day we get up to episode length cartoons.
@user-sh6ld9kh9f
28 күн бұрын
Funny. Your content is awesome
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
28 күн бұрын
Pushing into friz freling territory.
@johannesstephanusroos4969
28 күн бұрын
"This stoobid berch!"
"Death is a preferable alternative to communism"-Liberty Prime.
@BenHopkins1000
28 күн бұрын
“Everybody wants to save the world. They just disagree on how.” - Maximus
@Cyricist001
28 күн бұрын
"Oy vey, if you insist."
@johnny4221
28 күн бұрын
@@BenHopkins1000 "I'm not a communist, Mr. Howard, that's just a dirty word they use to describe people who aren't insane." -Lee Moldaver
@gamingforever9121
27 күн бұрын
@@johnny4221that’s not real communism said every communist when looking at the history of communism. When what they/you really mean is if I had the power hears how I would do things to bring about “real” communism.😂
@noturbusiness9736
27 күн бұрын
Iconic, that’s why he’s my pfp
I love how the revolver is a nagant revolver. Good touch
No rolls barred has a series, Communopoly, and it's a fantastic watch
Unironically what it feels like to play Monopoly with people who always have to remind you that “uhmmmm, you do realize that monopoly is about why capitalism bad?”
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
28 күн бұрын
I always figured monopoly as training to be a capitalist.
@brianyoung8999
28 күн бұрын
it's why having a monopoly is bad, hence the name of the game.
@WideMouth
28 күн бұрын
Communists created a game to mock capitalism, and it became popular in the US because making money and buying property is fun.
@woaddragon
28 күн бұрын
Well, it was made by a socialist, so there that
@stillbuyvhs
28 күн бұрын
It was based on a game called "The Landlord's Game." But "The Landlord's Game" wasn't anti-capitalist; it was Georgist. It was against private ownership of land & natural resources, but capital improvements, like little houses, were OK. As the game progressed, players could vote in Georgist tax rules. With those rules, rent on land went into a central pile for public works, but rent on buildings was kept by the players. There are some progressive policies in "The Landlord's Game," for one thing the "Go to Jail" space is eventually replaced by a University space paid for by the public pool, but it's hardly a Communist or Anti-Capitalist game.
Somehow the whispering “angel” is more threatening than when he’s shouting
@faolan2174
28 күн бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing.
@Cwin-ny6bp
28 күн бұрын
That’s very astute 😂
@levlylove
27 күн бұрын
Oh good, it wasn't just me! It legit made me feel uneasy. 🤣
@petermadany2779
27 күн бұрын
He was channeling his inner Brandon.
@spoonerreligionandpolitics
25 күн бұрын
To be fair, he did open by defenestrating a parishioner.
These Hollow ads are literally the only ads I enjoy watching. I also loved the rest of this video fwiw!
I really appreciate the accuracy of the 1895 Nagant
ThAt WaSn'T rEaL cOmMuNiSm!
@Boconnor401.
25 күн бұрын
It was and that’s good
@ornerybeefalo8387
25 күн бұрын
Yeah, it’s a satire
@scottgun
25 күн бұрын
@@Boconnor401. Gr8 b8 m8.
@scottgun
25 күн бұрын
@@ornerybeefalo8387 I agree. The No True Scotsman fallacy around Communism has indeed become an unintentional source of comedy.
@ornerybeefalo8387
25 күн бұрын
@@scottgun that’s not a real no true Scotsman fallacy, that’s never been tried befote
A perfect way to explain Communism’s hypocrisy. Wildest stuff I ever seen. Edit: There are actually some idiots below me who think otherwise. Props to the folks clutching down there. Another Edit: Jesus it’s a fuckin’ war zone down here! Get to battle keyboard warriors!
@woaddragon
28 күн бұрын
How so
@kentonjen8475
28 күн бұрын
@@woaddragon Were you paying attention? Every communist government claims that all property is “for the people” and that it should be distributed equally, but the video shows that like every communist state, the only ones benefiting is not the people but the conclave of leaders who both started the revolution and control the state while masking themselves as egalitarians. And those who refuse to comply, it always ends with them either getting killed or sent to the gulag. It was the same in China, in Russia, in North Korea, in Venezuela, in Cuba, and in the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone, and now in this game of Monopoly.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
28 күн бұрын
@@kentonjen8475Yep. Even in Anarcho Communism, the ones who will benefit are the ones who are independent and don’t rely on the proletariat. While everyone else is run by a godless religion, in which they perpetually harass each other.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
28 күн бұрын
@@woaddragonSays the Vtuber fan. A thing that wouldn’t be possible without capitalism. If Stalin had his way and took over the world, we’d all still be in ghettos. And the only thing that’s advanced would be the Soviet Military.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
28 күн бұрын
@@kentonjen8475Thanks for doing the heavy lifting for me lmao.
Hey there, Liberal here, I really enjoyed this video! I feel this is because it tackled actual problems that showed up in real communist dictatorships. In the beginning, the people are poor and are looking for a way to escape their problems (in this case they each don't have enough money to pay the glasses guy). They decided that the only logical solution is to work together as one united front (they give the money to the one guy and they all promise to work together). The person sees all of this new found support and defeats the evil money hungry capitalist (They kill the guy). Of course, power corrupts and so the new dictator takes all the power for himself. You see, he knows that just as he overthrew the landlords, the people can overthrow him. He gets scared of his own supporters and finds reasons to see they are out for his head, thus making him more anxious. This continues to spiral until an external source can stop him. This little cartoon about people playing monopoly has actually shown a big problem with communism while actually kind of showing the stories of actual victims. My problem with this I think you have confused the idea of Socialism and the practice of Communism. Socialism is a government where the economy, all in all, is run by the people ("A socialist economy features social rather than private ownership of the means of production. It also typically organizes economic activity through planning rather than market forces, and gears production towards needs satisfaction rather than profit accumulation." Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy) (I can't believe I used an in text citation for a KZread comment). Communism is taking this very simple idea and giving it to one person to be in charge of. This leads to what I said before, power corrupts. That is why most leftists nowadays don't actually support old or modern communist dictatorships such as the Soviet Union or the People's Republic of China, so when I saw that very last scene, I felt extremely awkward, hence why I'm here writing this. I am not in favor of Communism in what way whatsoever, but I am also not in favor of unrestricted Capitalism. Well, uh, that's it. I hope I got you to think about this topic a little bit more.
We actually did a communist-corporatist monopoly play when several of us were losing one time. Pretty accurate. We still lost to the guy with all the properies. gg well played.
The drama of the Chance card reveal was unbelievable.
@ainlLeek
28 күн бұрын
Isn't there a card that sends you to Boardwalk? I was expecting that one.
@mustang607
28 күн бұрын
Now every time our family plays Monopoly I'm gonna have to make sure that card isn't in our Chance deck, and the guns are locked away.
Fun fact Monopoly actually did have a communist version of it. It was an old version but it was interesting to see nonetheless.
@WizeGuyz2023
28 күн бұрын
Monopoly was made to prove capitalism didn't work. Ironic considering what happened to it and how it became the very thing it mocked
@georgesiv2082
28 күн бұрын
It's called anti-monopoly, I have it.
@thelastminuteman7513
28 күн бұрын
Yeah they had to stop selling it. Too many people were dying.
@NekoinaBox2000
28 күн бұрын
@@thelastminuteman7513lol comes with a loaded gun
@spldrong
28 күн бұрын
I have the capatalist version... sits on a shelf next to my American flag made out of Venezuelan currency
The fact that Monopoly was developed as a critique and criticism of capitalist culture and got turned into a wildly successful board game that reinforces capitalist values is all you need to prove that capitalism wins.
@LordWyatt
16 күн бұрын
Capitalism makes perfect sense until socialists and communists run it into the ground.
@footisman2059
14 күн бұрын
They bastardized the idea to make more money dude
So there was a playthrough of House Rules called Communopoly. The 1st game the players were racing to "disappear" to win The 2nd game all the players end with $0 The 3rd game, Tony Blair collapsed the West.
Honestly, I was expecting the chance card to say "Advance to Boardwalk," before the proverbial dookie hit the facist fan.
@matthewvanburen6415
28 күн бұрын
**commie**
@theyellowmeaning7507
28 күн бұрын
@@matthewvanburen6415 same diff
@Red_Devil_2011
28 күн бұрын
@@theyellowmeaning7507
@theyellowmeaning7507
28 күн бұрын
@@Red_Devil_2011 it's all collectivization
@GT_Void
28 күн бұрын
So was I!
monopoly but one player starts off owning every tile
@MrAlex_Raven
28 күн бұрын
That would make it accurate.
@quijybojanklebits8750
28 күн бұрын
@MrAlex_Raven and when they pass go they they have an election that gets ignored.
@Cernumospete
28 күн бұрын
Like in everyone born after y2k. Oh, sorry. I thought you said 1 percent.
@ChaadFairservice20022
28 күн бұрын
Its a lot smaller than 1% prole. Tell me you dont know how central banking works without telling me.
@Arbidarb
27 күн бұрын
Yeah, life would be really hard if you had to rent 8 different properties before getting your $200 paycheck.
Now I'm thinking of a version of Monopoly with this satire where things come to life like Jumanji. In this game you are forced to live in poverty, get carried off by guards to a Gulag for no reason and spy on your friends and family. And to make things interesting you have the chance to become a member of the secret police or some high ranking official, but you risk getting purged whenever your dictator becomes paranoid.
@CowCommando
28 күн бұрын
No Rolles Barred did three videos on their take of Communipoly with these sorts of rules. The videos are hilarious but also over an hour long each.
@jamesrodgers3132
24 күн бұрын
Do it. At least one half of the country would buy it.
ah, yes, I love inciting havoc and chaos in my game tables, then having to explain everything to governmental authorities.
LOL! The Guardian Angel quietly throwing somebody through a window.
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@waIdemar44
25 күн бұрын
Defenestration
that echo chamber ending was gold
@roser5372
22 күн бұрын
this hole chat is a echo chamber
I think the funniest part is that some company actually did make a soviet communist monopoly and it works surprisingly well. You can find videos of people playing it on KZread and it is surprised accurate.
I once had a monopoly game with a group of friends turn into medieval style feudalism
Eerily accurate. The only thing you missed was "oh, that wasn't _reeeeaaalll_ communism..."
Love how monopoly is supposed to represent evils of capitalism, but they had to add a central bank, universal basic income, zoning restrictions and free parking to make it work.
@CrizzyEyes
28 күн бұрын
"b-but central banking is essential to capitalism!" -- people who have never studied American history
@queuedjar4578
28 күн бұрын
@@CrizzyEyes The average person's idea of what "capitalism" is if it involves a lot of money and results in bad things, it must be because of capitalism. Despite the US not being a free market economy for more than a hundred years now.
@johnny4221
28 күн бұрын
@@queuedjar4578 Capitalism isn't just when there's a free market, and free markets lead to unfree markets in and of themselves so long as human greed is factored into the equation.
@queuedjar4578
28 күн бұрын
@@johnny4221 Free markets are the default of human exchange, you are more free with free markets than with any other system. The only thing that should be involved in trade is supply and demand, government interference created the mess we have today. Industries are incentivized to lobby and control our politicians BECAUSE politicians have control over economies. If there was no legislative power over markets, there would be less government corruption and money in politics, as there wouldn't be an incentive to control them. The only incentive would be profit, where you have full power to choose to buy something YOURSELF instead of making the power of law also factor into it. America has never been capitalist because capitalism isn't a real term. What people are referring it is free markets, and free markets are the ideal system. Capitalism was a term invented by Marx to label free market societies with an evil sounding name.
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
The free parking is just a front to cover mass graves.
"It's just a game!" "That's what all you Theocrats say! That there's some other world, outside this one, where everything will be alright! *NONSENSE!"* Brilliant! 😂
I absolutely love your ad reads for Hallow. They’re great!
This is the most accurate description of communism I've seen in a while. Good work.
Commie monopoly players would eat the game for the most accuracy
@kat8753
28 күн бұрын
Or because the governments redistribution policy took all their food and left them to starve.
This hits different for "No rolls barred" enjoyers. 😂 ( Its a board game channel that made their own custom communopoly game complete with a Stalin cosplayer named Dom. Welcome to Domunism comrades. )
Communopoly already exists. It was a board game that they sold at Spencer in the 80s. Spencer’s was this store in the mail that sold a bunch of weird junk.
This guy needs to realize that Monopoly isn't the most important game in the world... we still have sickle-oots and hamm-ladders
you know when he drew that chance card i was expecting the one that sends you to boardwalk lol
@1krani
28 күн бұрын
Same.
@jasonfullerton7763
28 күн бұрын
Yeah, that was quite the twist.
Honestly, I've had Monopoly games devolve into violence a lot faster than that.
Monopoly was originally called "The Landlords Game" and promoted by Georgists as a critique against capitalisms tendency to encroach on the commons to force artificially high rents on working people.
Take a ride on the Siberian express do not pass go...go directly to the reeducation camp.
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
No, paess go, see the paradise you left behind for that turnip.
Sounds about right... the game always ends in a table flip or martrydom.
Other than not weaving the word bourgeoisie into the skit, I think you nailed it!
This might be the very best thing you've ever made.
I hope you guys trust each other. Man, the foreshadowing, classic. Another homerun man. Where can we find this version of the game? 😂
@cp1cupcake
28 күн бұрын
I think Monopoly used to make various SJW parodies of the game which make fun of how collectiving the game doesn't work.
@MykeLewisMusic
28 күн бұрын
Move to Canada.
@woaddragon
28 күн бұрын
It call the Landlord game in 1903 in the US by Lizzie Magie, as a way to demonstrate that an economy rewarding individuals is better than one where monopolies hold all the wealth
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
@MykeLewisMusic he didnt say he wants to live it.
Seamus is a bit *too* good at playing an unhinged villain ...
@HunterXWorld95
28 күн бұрын
Maybe he’ll get a role as a psychotic villain in the next Daily Wire movie.
@mightyenigma1
20 күн бұрын
Okay now you got me interested in seeing live action seamus play a villain.
Amazing how even when "the community" runs out of money, the dictator never runs out of bullets
Seamus had too much fun with this one! 😆
This would probably be the *ONLY* time I’d actually play Ms. Monopoly.
New Debunkers when?
@reidbrinkley8652
28 күн бұрын
When debunking is needed
@FreedomToons
28 күн бұрын
😏 may or may not have some thing in the workd
@q-tip4723
28 күн бұрын
@@FreedomToons OwO
@akumaking1
28 күн бұрын
@@FreedomToonsif Creepy Joe Biden went to a cemetery to give a speech, all of the dead would instantly rise from their graves to escape the ramblings
@user-pt1ky6db9y
28 күн бұрын
@@FreedomToons ooooh!! 😮
There should be a new version of Monopoly. Every time you land on "Luxury Tax", all your money goes to the railroads and utilities. The cost of all properties on the board doubles, and when passing Go you collect 5% less. Free Parking also has meters now.
@jamesrodgers3132
24 күн бұрын
And the railroads and utilities never get any better
As a gun enthusiast, I would like to compliment you on your animation of the Nagant revolver. As it was the standard issued sidearm of the Russian Empire, and subsequently the Red Army, in the early 20th century. That is until the adoption of the Tokarev pistol in 1930.
Even though he was whispering that "angel" was just as intense and the thrash metal was playing in my head.
Hold up Seamus. Are you saying there are Monopoly games that _don't_ end with the players shooting each other?
@DemonKingBadger
28 күн бұрын
Well, if you are against me, I usually just get bored after a couple of hours and wander off.
@elLooto
25 күн бұрын
@@DemonKingBadger Most people think Monopoly "takes too long" because they refuse to do the thing that advances the game the fastest, or they add 'house rules' that unnecessarily delay the end of the game. If it takes more than 90 minutes, youre doing it wrong. It should take about an hour.
Man, New York monopoly got intense
This was surprisingly accurate to how revolutions about overthrowing the powerful tend to go. Starts with cooperation, leads to massacre of the people who had the power, then those who oppose the revolution in any minor way are executed, then the revolution turns paranoid and starts execution more people for any perceived traitorous behaviour, trust breaks down more and more. There's even the part where the one who actually starts the revolution through his actions is more moderate than the ones who really end up in control, remember, the guy in the red shirt started the mess. Freedom Toons did their homework.
At least it's a game of monopoly where SOMETHING happens.
@elLooto
25 күн бұрын
Most people think Monopoly "takes too long" because they refuse to do the thing that advances the game the fastest, or they add 'house rules' that unnecessarily delay the end of the game. If it takes more than 90 minutes, youre doing it wrong. It should take about an hour.
I really thought that Chance card would've been the one that sends you to Boardwalk.
This episode should be shown in every college in America.
the video was good. the Ad had me rolling, because I just didn't expect that.
Judge Merchant as the main character
@elgatofelix8917
28 күн бұрын
Rabbi Merchantstein
I'm %50 here for the hallow ad reads. So great man 😂
I appreciate the liatil looked like an 1895 nagant. I hope that was on purpose, because that is incredibly accurate.
And I thought monopoly games were long
Some benefits of being older. I still have the GOOD version of Monopoly! Nobody dies, Chance goes in the pot and whomever lands on Free Parking gets the pot. Just make sure the houses get put back in the box. They're murder stepping on them in bare feet!
@TrekBeatTK
28 күн бұрын
Those are NOT Monopoly rules. They are bogus house rules, and are why the game takes forever.
@MykeLewisMusic
28 күн бұрын
@@TrekBeatTK You suck.
@woaddragon
28 күн бұрын
@@TrekBeatTKthat is completely true
@Shade7x
27 күн бұрын
@@TrekBeatTK yup. Money has to get removed from circulation through the Chance events. If it just goes into a pool for someone to win eventually you have runaway Monopoly inflation and the game never ends.
@elLooto
25 күн бұрын
@@TrekBeatTK Exactly this. And they refuse to trade. Trading is the thing that advances the game the fastest, and _doesnt even have to happen on your turn._
There's a board game youtube channel that did a few games of this concept, it was hillarious. No Rolls Barred, worth a watch.
In Soviet America, Monopoly plays you.
Low-key based choice by Seamus to use the pre-2008 Monopoly board I’m nerdy enough to notice and I appreciate it
@MidlifeCrisisJoe
23 күн бұрын
Uhhh? What even is different? I don't think I've played Monopoly in 20 years so, what did they change in 2008?
@potatoheadpokemario1931
20 күн бұрын
I believe they changed the first two properties colors from purple to brown
@MidlifeCrisisJoe
20 күн бұрын
@@potatoheadpokemario1931 Is that it? How is that "based?"
@potatoheadpokemario1931
20 күн бұрын
@@MidlifeCrisisJoe I'm sure there's other changes but that's the one that stuck out to me
@alcarbo8613
19 күн бұрын
@@MidlifeCrisisJoe The board was changed to match the European Monopoly board The purple properties were made brown The preparations of the property cards were changed The chance and community chest cards had their original illustrations removed in favor of the same generic CGI image Luxury Tax was changed from $75 too $100 Among many other small stupid changes
They will pay up their money in monopoly, and they will be happy
Crazy... ... that this is like the fifth most intense monopoly game I've ever seen... 😮
The biggest plot twist was that chance card not sending him right back to the most expensive pair of properties on the board.
That revolver had like 45yrs in it 😂😂😂
@Noperare
28 күн бұрын
That is a Nagant M1895. As the name sugest, it is from 1895
@Gorpmeat
28 күн бұрын
“Fires continuously for 45 years between reloads, get yours today!” 😂
@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
27 күн бұрын
@@Gorpmeat the old inifinite clip cheat.
Fun fact: No Rolls Barred (A British board game channel) has had 3 episodes of "Communopoly" (after the first became their most successful video ever) - the first ended with the two players, overseen by Stalin in the background dictating rules, racing to die first as the rules they had to adhere to were so terrible.
@CowCommando
28 күн бұрын
I believe in only one of the three games did someone end up with a score above zero.
@A16AdamWalker
27 күн бұрын
@@CowCommando to be fair it was Sully who ended the first on 1,000... But that's cause he's Sully
@clarkkent7049
25 күн бұрын
That’s because he got to subtract 1000 from adams score and if it was a negative he got that score as a positive so 0-1000=|-1000|=1000
"have you lost your minds?" "We have nothing to lose but our chains"
The greatest cartoonist of our generation. Way to go brother!!!! Love everything you produce it's genuinely spectacular
Was thinking they wouldent go after the black cop but they do go after anyone not in the cult. Fair play sea mouse
@octapusxft
28 күн бұрын
yeah, they stop caring about the protected identities as soon as the individuals show that they can think rationally
@dashcamandy2242
27 күн бұрын
According to some pumpkin-spice-latte basic white women, "they're not Black, they're blue." You know know the type, not wearing masks, violating Social Distancing, while at a "mostly-peaceful" Coof SuperSpreader Event (while collecting $600 extra a week for not working while I'm out there struggling with two "essential" jobs); white Karens-in-training telling Black people they don't know what it's like to be Black.
Ok but like... who else has seen the No Rolls Barred video where they actually MADE Communist Monopoly? It's so terrifying realistic, it's hilarious.
@CowCommando
28 күн бұрын
Seen it? I've watched All Three Episodes!
@BouncingZeus
28 күн бұрын
Thank you for turning me on to this!
The power of communism is so great, he was able to fire 20 rounds from a revolver with a 7 round cylinder. Also, really nice depiction of a Nagant revolver, I don't think I've ever seen one that accurate outside of games
Real communist monopoly has never been tried.
Imagine playing this card when the other players are franco,mannerheim and Pinochet
The hood on the dog was too much 😂
Stalin playing monopoly with advisers. Great purge era, colorized
1:47 That's an amazingly clever metaphor.
The Nagant revolver was a nice touch.
Least violent game of monopoly ever.
That Hallow advert was the biggest subversion of expectation I've seen on FreedomToons 😂 Brilliant!
Fantastic video, once again! And the Hallow ad knocked it out of the park! I was so ready for the guardian angel to start screaming that his whispering just killed me 😂😂😂