“In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!”

One of the first symptoms of dehydration is thirst. Typically, drink when you're thirsty, you'll be fine.

The last one is quite relatable lmao

A pot of fire is EXACTLY a Doctor Who monster.

I’m a cook and can confirm chef makes us put on a blindfold whenever we have to boil anything

why is he holding a sandwich like a phone 😂

The first friend is a real one 😂❤

The last guy's argument is a full mood

I absolutely loved the ‘what about a mug?’ The way you said it was just so adorable lmaoo

I remember when I was told I should drink 8 glasses of water a day by a friend of mine. So I just took out some shot glasses and downed them one after another. I believe my quota was met for the day.

"watched pot never boils" is a profound philosophical statement

Just so you know, "A watched pot never boils" is the modern equivalent of "a watched loading bar never loads"

if you want to know exactly how spiteful I can be, I was making box mac and cheese and my step sister had said that. I then proceeded to stare at the pot for the most part unblinking until it boiled. spoiler, it boiled and I said "liar" as soon as it started boiling lol

Can’t lie that last one was something I could actually relate to

I think there is a quantum theory that suggests observing particles causes that to do something else than when we do look at them, so the last one is kinda right in a different way.

Gotta love the Doctor Who reference. Shout out to all my fellow Whovians!

If observation doesn't change anything, why can I do a cool flip until someone is watching?

wait til they find out about the Observer effect

Human observation might not break the laws of thermodynamics (that we know) but it does throw a wrench into our understanding of quantum physics so there's a chance.

"Distract yourself with something else" I remember I was downloading something so I took a small walk around my house and when I came back it downloaded a whole lot more