Doing a bit about cooking your dog for breakfast at a PETA event is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. RIP Patrice O'Neal.

@thepeach4638

7 ай бұрын

One time, there was a sign language interpreter on stage and patrice went up on stage holding a bunch of shit, walked right up to the sign language interpreter and said "excuse me, can you hold this?" And hands her everything he's holding and turns around and proceeds to talk to the crowd leaving the interpreter bamboozled lmao love patrice

@kaldadddddy

7 ай бұрын

That's awesome lmfao never heard that before what a legend Patrice is@@thepeach4638

@GrahamBo44

7 ай бұрын

​@@thepeach4638& then some... Videos on YT too RIP T-Bone

@cavemanlawyer5608

7 ай бұрын

You guys. Spend some time re-watching old tough crowd episodes. Patrice and kevin hart had some of the funniest moments ever on tv

@b3yambur

6 ай бұрын

​@@cavemanlawyer5608forget Tough Crowd, spend hundreds of hours listening to all of his appearances on Opie & Anthony.

Can't decide whether I love Patrice ruining a PETA evet or Robin Williams laughing at Collin more 😆 such legends

@zlac

8 ай бұрын

Even though I LOVE Patrice, PETA event was a classic Patrice when he smelled the "wrong crowd". One time he saw how the crowd was extremely prude, and he immediately started asking them very sexual questions, explaining the Donkey Punch and similar "sex moves". :D Robin Williams laughing at Collin is too good, he saw how he's having a really bad day and he was like: "Colleague, WTF?" :D

@MindsWide

8 ай бұрын

@@zlac The Nasty Show wasn't even close to a bomb though 🤷🏻‍♂️ The beauty of the PETA event is that the crowd was totally against him and he persisted in antagonizing them

@Paddy.C

8 ай бұрын

I think it was either Jim Norton, or Bill Burr, who said that Patrice's attitude was always, 'Never try to win a crowd back. Don't switch up your set to pander to them, because they can smell fear. Better to steer into your bomb, and make every single one of them walk out'.

@neverlistentome

8 ай бұрын

I'd give anything to see the Patrice PETA thing...

@williamjohnson9158

4 күн бұрын

congrats on 500k joke world

The story of Norm Macdonald being kicked out of Ohio by the governor for his set would have been gold here.

@mickeymccourt8228

8 ай бұрын

legendary story

@stephenkolman5727

8 ай бұрын

Iowa

@otisquinn7464

8 ай бұрын

@@stephenkolman5727 yeah my bad, I remembered the story from Jim Breuer where he corrected to Iowa later.

@davidwujczyk3037

7 ай бұрын

Ioaw*

@leftisbest7173

6 ай бұрын

Thats a real thing? Gotta look this up

I like how Chris actually tells the jokes that bombed. I’m always curious when these stories come up

@jennygagne9099

8 ай бұрын

Chris is my favourite he's so real

@FCWW87

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, but he didn’t apparently!

@BB-mw9pu

8 ай бұрын

the guy that was sitting with him needs to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting him so that he can actually tell the story

@vrnsmth

7 ай бұрын

I feel like they respected the fuck out of him for taking twice the money for a quarter of his time. These are old money billionaires, they know the value of time.

@tristan8922

24 күн бұрын

@@jennygagne9099 i've never heard of Chris before but his story was so genuine. Definitely on my radar now.

My favorite is Shane spending 9 hours chugging cold brew coffees at a panera bread, then going to watch Jumanji by himself and has a panic attack, calls his shaman for some guidance and then goes up on stage to fucking bomb

@ko2ni

7 ай бұрын

Sounds like a chapter from American Psycho

@regularnormal

2 ай бұрын

lol

"I'm actually pretty good in the white community" Shane's a man who understands his audience

@MadVolbeat

8 ай бұрын

And with the "special" people hes just a monster.

@MatthewGill-nv4tb

8 ай бұрын

​@@MadVolbeathim and John cena

@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13

8 ай бұрын

@@MatthewGill-nv4tb lol they sure do love them some John Cena

@toooes

7 ай бұрын

All comedians understand their audiences…?

@Safaridor

7 ай бұрын

@@toooesyeah, and everyone has common sense. That’s why it’s *common* sense.

Quinn laughing at how spectacular of a bomb he had is hilarious. He basically pauses to laugh at the points that were the most traumatic😂 That's an amazing story, but god it must have been so uncomfortable in that room

@fuckamericanidiot

8 ай бұрын

He said in another telling that his suit jacket was completely soaked through from sweat on the stage 💀

@fuckamericanidiot

8 ай бұрын

His jacket!!!

@colinryan4737

8 ай бұрын

That last dude had it the worst. That's a great prank by Akash

@ScottWessels

7 ай бұрын

It was uncomfortable to listen to that story. Others were funny, his was painful.

@bdb1052

6 ай бұрын

😂

Joe Rohan saying he’s obviously not a bomb expert is the funniest thing he’s ever said

@b3yambur

6 ай бұрын

Joe Rohan sounds like an alternate version of Rogan where he's Irish and speaks Gaelic.

@giggityeffyou

6 ай бұрын

@@b3yambur Sounds more Indian that Irish

@b3yambur

6 ай бұрын

@@giggityeffyou I see where you're coming from but Rohan is an actual Irish last name. I thought it sounded a little Japanese too.

@RandomBogey

5 ай бұрын

You don’t mess with the Rohan

@magicbob8

5 ай бұрын

He was talking about real bombs (💣)at the time

11:39 Distefano's story about bombing for the Mets owner is the best

What’s the deal with airplane peanuts?

@chadwickvon8019

8 ай бұрын

Your mom

@IntrinsicNRJ

8 ай бұрын

and it's spelled W-R-L-D

@blaketurner7989

8 ай бұрын

At this rate, i don't think we're ever gonna get the answer...

@SATX_

8 ай бұрын

Worst intro

@MathiasMaximus

8 ай бұрын

What's the deal with pineapple? It doesn't come from a pine tree and it's not an apple. What's the deal with those things?

Quinn’s story had me fucking dying 😂😂😂

@TripleXMango

8 ай бұрын

I can fully picture Robin Williams giving him that look outside, of just “what the fuck” that your friends give, then falling into hysteric laughter when the cashmere go run over.

@xjtreex

7 ай бұрын

I've heard qQuinn tell the story even funnier. Sagura is such a hack he sucks the life out of a room

@ryanharrison8412

7 ай бұрын

Quinn is tha BEST!

"They were yellow skinned. I mean like tan.. not Asian." Lmao

"He's not funny, he's from La Jolla" got me lmao

@leftisbest7173

6 ай бұрын

It makes total sense if you have been there

@LuckyCharms777

4 күн бұрын

It would’ve been hilarious if Bobby pronounced it as “Ra Jorra”. 😂 Actually, it was still hilarious because he pulled off exactly how whiny Joe is.

My all time favorite is when Theo Von was invited to host a benefit for Kirk Douglas but he thought they said roast

@Josh-wd8wc

8 ай бұрын

Did u get the dildo back from your old ass diapering wearing mom

@l-train7876

7 ай бұрын

WHAT?!?! Must find that story.

@tnixx10

4 ай бұрын

Oh god hahaha thanks for reminding me 😂😂

@madmardin2860

Ай бұрын

😅 10:36 😊😅​@@l-train7876

@silentbob2430

Ай бұрын

😊​@@l-train7876

Bobby's Rogan impression isn't too shabby, lol

@LuckyCharms777

4 күн бұрын

It truly revealed how much of a penis Joe is.

Patrice was a comedian's comedian. He was definitely one of the greatest ever to do it.

@specialknees6798

6 ай бұрын

He and Norm. Comic’s comic is the perfect way to describe those guys

@kingofoblivion1822

3 ай бұрын

Patrice is the GOAT 🐘

I’ve been falling asleep to these compilations so these guys just wind up being characters in my dreams 😂😂

@Yungdrizzle

8 ай бұрын

@@John-Doe-Yo close your eyes

@the_white_al_borland

8 ай бұрын

@@John-Doe-Yo I work really hard man I could fall asleep during a hurricane

@Owensti

8 ай бұрын

@andrewmoore8992 yeah i feel that

Glad this channel doesn't get copyright strikes. Love the compilation

@ThePokerStreets916

8 ай бұрын

Think it helps that he's promoting them all rather than just playing their content to bring in $. Smart play

@Austism_Powers

8 ай бұрын

And also probably cuz this isn’t another one of those “hate channel” that has plagued KZread from some fat loser with a nasally voiceover hating on comics just to hate. This are fucking awful

@jadet4748

8 ай бұрын

Comedians rock with this channel because the creator puts them on - it’s cool for community

@scumbaggo

8 ай бұрын

@@jadet4748 yup its actual content not just some chinese dude spamming shorts with fucked up subtitles.. dont even get me started with putting subs on a comedy show.

@BrianRocksNow

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, I've heard several comedians mention this channel off hand during various podcasts. They like this dude.

Great compilation. I've heard most of them but the Tom Segura one was hilarious and the Bill Burr / Patrice O'Neal one was so funny, talking about cooking a puppy for breakfast lol.

@hhiippiittyy

8 ай бұрын

At a PETA event!

@thebayneshow938

7 ай бұрын

@@hhiippiittyythen played their piano lmal

@Paul.......

6 ай бұрын

​@hhiippiittyy i completely missed that lmao thats even better

It’s funny hearing about a pre-weed Rogan thinking Bobby being bad early on was cuz he was from San Diego

@rickeykoga2312

8 ай бұрын

It seems like weed saved Rogan at the perfect time - he seemed like kind of a bro-ish asshole based on many stories from his past and he mellowed out right as he entered the limelight.

@rubencartier5616

8 ай бұрын

tbf rogan was right lmaoo

@agl9591

8 ай бұрын

This is so accurate

@Velourium

6 ай бұрын

if anyone knows unfunny it's Joe Rogan

I was at the DC show Gillis was talking about at 4:29 and yea literally nobody was in their seats, everyone was just getting drinks. But he actually did pretty good, most of the people sitting down were laughing, myself especially

@Kinobambino

6 ай бұрын

I figured he was making it worse than it seemed cause he is hilarious

The fact that Rogan was trying to stop Bobby from going on stage because he isn't funny, when I've never laughed at anything Joe has said is hilarious, that dude has no comedic self awareness 😂

@Bigolebungus

8 ай бұрын

You may have never laughed at something he said, but have you ever watched him fuck a stool?

@profoundwanderer1441

8 ай бұрын

To be fair.. comedy was pretty corny back then. Making faces, humping stools was "hilarious". 😅

Sam felt his soul leave his body a bit after his yellow comment. 😅

God I pray Colin gets cast in a De Niro film before it's all said & done.

Colin Quinn wins this one

@stephengrigg5988

8 ай бұрын

Just insulting hollywood royalty to their face and realizing you made the most massive miscalculation of all time 😂 That's such a great story, and I could feel how uncomfortable it was

"Tickling the ivories" is a new saying for me. Hilarious

the „im not really asian… I just woke up“ is fire 😂

“Not only do I not hear laughs, I can hear Joe Rogan in the back saying ‘see I told you he’s not funny’”💀💀💀💀

Colin Quinn: "Side brag. Robin Williams knows me."😂❤

"I don't know cancer" "....Yeah, how'd you know" LMAO!!! Best part of these stories.

so bobby avoids anything joe rogan related and now i know why

@bakedcrystal915

7 ай бұрын

Joe is a dick for that tbh

One thing i noticed is that Rogan unintentionally gave Bobby PTSD.

@declaredjeans7555

3 ай бұрын

Unintentionally? It's funny that Rogan, of all people, said Bobby wasn't funny.. Because all his act consists of, is climbing on the stool and humping it, and yelling til his voice goes out. Real artist, yo!

The last one was absolutely hilarious. He goes all in on that impression and the room doesn't react at all

I love that Robin Williams was the only one who appreciated the bomb act, and even funnier his coat went into the rain and got ran over. I can just picture Robin laughing his arse off

I could listen to Patrice stories all day long.

Here is where he messed up. When the billionaire said he would double the money to only do 10 minutes he should have said. "If you triple it I can leave now."

The Chris Di Stefano Cohen gig is the best

That silent treatment prank on Blaustein 27:50 "Biaa... WTF happened here?!?" I lost my mind bro I'm DEAD!

@kylekennedy9212

8 ай бұрын

I laughed the hardest at that point! Hearing the backstory and then the clip was incredible.

@richardlewitt488

5 ай бұрын

Honestly, I wouldn't have been surprised if that was the audience's reaction regardless.

Bobby can still feel it...

God that Patrice story is gold

Can you imagine Joe Rogan accusing someone else of not being funny? 😅😂😂

@blanefulkerson8903

8 ай бұрын

Yes, cause Joe is funny

@Crustyfart123

8 ай бұрын

@@blanefulkerson8903his stand up is cheeks

@unluckycharms9017

8 ай бұрын

@@blanefulkerson8903 Occasionally on his podcast but if you’ve ever laughed at his stand up, then I’d really like some of what you’re smoking.

@joedeegan349

8 ай бұрын

@@blanefulkerson8903he’s really not, he knows lots of funny people though.

@ShuckMeOff1

8 ай бұрын

He’s funny when he doesn’t try too fucking hard to be

Been having great ideas lately man. You truly are the comedian lover's channel

@joedeegan349

8 ай бұрын

This is a remake of a bombing video that came out a year or 2 ago same channel try and find it. First ones actually better.

@damianrodarte7727

6 ай бұрын

I do remember that cuz thats about the time i started watching the channel haha ​@@joedeegan349

“He’s doing crowdwork on you 😂”

I really hope DeNiro & the other actors can now appreciate the comedy in Collin Quinn’s speech 🤣🤣🤣 that shit was hilarious!

That ending was hysterical. His over the top energy vs the audience was top tier comedy. Who needs friends right :-)

Bobby Lee coming on with fkd up messy hair:” I’m not actually Asian, I just woke up” NEVER heard anything that funny from him. Hilarious.

As a Shane Gillis latino fan, i can confirm, I was white for that hour I saw Shane live.

Rogan saying someone isn't funny is wild

I miss Fat Tom

@m.willems7030

7 ай бұрын

We all do

Ur channel is just getting better and better man. Keep it up!!

Quinn's story is so uncomfortable

You the man JokeWRLD! Keep em comin’ !!

Imagine Rogan lecturing Mitzi on who's funny and who isn't

Both of those Bobby lee jokes had me laughing 😂

Omg! 😂 This is one of my all-time favorite videos.

'im not really Asian... i just woke up'

Man Chris destefano can really tell a story

Imagine Ryan Sickler, Nedav, and Bert Kreicher simultaneously laughing together...stuff of nightmares

Colin's story about hoping to be discovered at the DeNiro gig. He also wrote a spec script for Crocodile Dundee 2 where Colin himself showed Paul Hogan around New York. Colin was playing to win, what a motivational person.

@TurkFebruary88

6 ай бұрын

Colin Quinn is a National Treasure

Really man congrats on the channel you saw your opportunity and you seized it #ROADTO500K

That last clip was terribly hard to watch lol.

One of your best clips yet. Very cool life stories in here.

Patrice O’Neil not being here hurts so much. We need him more then ever. He was like a funny ass 2pac.

25:30 God damn I love Ryan Sickler 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“i’m at the CAHMEDY CLUB” omg crazy that he referenced that

Where my DAWGS at 🐶🐶

they talk so fast that I checked my youtube settings to make sure it wasn't on 1.5x

I think this is one of the most funniest and honest videos I have ever seen on KZread of all time for me.

Mark always hits Joe when he least expects it. 😂

Bobby's jokes cracked me up 🤣

Lmfao... he said "I'm not even his friend, they don't know me!" Its like he's so excited and happy for his first actual paying gig. Lmfaooooo

That “John Starks” shirt that Chris is wearing is so fringe that it’s kind of incredible.

Themed episodes are best. Nice

I love this video so much. It's fucking hilarious 🤣🤣

Dude keep up the great work, you’ve turned into one of my favorite channels and you’ve introduced me to so many funny people and great podcasts

Robin Williams probably was drying from the roast 😂

Chris just did a Louie CK bit about that bead of sweat😂

I love hearing Colin’s humiliating stories. They are the best.

By far my favorite upload!

Does Chris always talk that fast?? Holy shit, he needs to do a modern day Micro Machines commercial. lol

@buzzin-hornet

4 ай бұрын

He gives me anxiety! 👀lol

@milehigheffects

4 ай бұрын

@@buzzin-hornet😂

This was an absolutely insane collection of stories!! ❤

Discovered this channel during Skankfest and I’m enjoying it so much. Thanks doggie!

Joke Wrld is always on it !!!! Keep er' going I love your edits.

Toms story from Rumours Winnipeg kills me everytime.

Comedians talking about comedy > comedians doing comedy ❤

5:55 - Seeing "Colin Quinn" laid over Tom really made me question my entire life for a second.

Colin Quinn had me rolling 🤣

hey babe is just next level podcasting. love those guys

Patrice O’Neal is criminally underrated in the comedic genius community.

Not surprised at all bobby lee is experienced with bombing. How he has a career is beyond me

All I learnt in this is Flagrant are actors ha

Couldn’t finish the Robert De Niro one that was BRUTAL

The bobby lee one is hilarious cause even tho those jokes aren't funny, it's EXACTLY his style. Literally not funny. Stuck to it and perfected it and now he's a guy where u wanna piss your pants just looking at him if your a fan. For real that says something. No matter what, if your hearts in it and you stick to it, figure it out. Don't give up

Hey kids, what's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home.

Bobby’s Joe Rogan impression is pretty spot on lmao

Chrissy's story was hilarious 😂

Love this format!

Colin is such a legend dude. This shit is so funny

I am a terrible comic. Worst one that’s ever lived, but this has inspired me to keep going on. Here’s to another 10 years!

@BoomBoomBoom..

6 ай бұрын

Brenden?

Sal and Chris seem like they’re best friends