To think extremely wealthy people will pay $20K for a dog. Millions for a boat they almost never use. Take advantage of the public infrastructure and pay the least in taxes. It’s a conscious decision to keep people poor and struggling.

@Xanderbelle

2 ай бұрын

People make livings: Breeding dogs Making dog food Building boats Making all the things that Go on boats Running ports Etc. Etc. Etc.

@willdean-stobie5730

2 ай бұрын

Don't worry they will tell you its all part of God's plan

@thomasparsley8195

2 ай бұрын

​@@Xanderbellepicking the dog breeding industry isn't your best bet douchebag...

@user-ct7np9ud2p

2 ай бұрын

MAGA thinks that’s ok as long as your last name is Trump!

@jerrybell1766

2 ай бұрын

@@Xanderbelle and how many make a living wage??

If u listen to Trumpski, you would think he has never attended school.

@tajr.2650

2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure he paid people to do his work at Wharton. He can’t spell worth a shit. Not a chance he wrote papers there.

@gking1767

2 ай бұрын

tRump and many of his cult barely made it through school.

@HopefulCanadian

Ай бұрын

I saw a quote from a professor that had him “He’s one of the dumbest students I’ve ever had” 😬

No politician is our boss!! WE are THEIR boss!

Which business does he run it like? His failed steak company? His failed vodka company? His failed Trump University?

@benfoley8174

2 ай бұрын

Don’t forget the Casinos.

@jeancharlesclement787

2 ай бұрын

Or the upcoming truth social collapse 😂😂

@kathi7956

Ай бұрын

Slum landlord

@jaytuff2212

Ай бұрын

Yeah … people are so stupid. They want a failed businessman to run the country

@keithclemons9028

Ай бұрын

You know what to ask 🥰🥰🥰🥰🖖🏾

Omg, you’re nailing it! These people are severely weak and nasty!!!

Did Trump just say "if she wasnt my daughter i'd be dating her???" Wtf wow🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

@therealakkherself1296

2 ай бұрын

Yes! He did it so many times! He is the most discusting and unlikeable man ever as President! It must never ever happen again!

He"s not My boss or My president , not worth repeating his name

Nimesh Patel is hilarious....thanks for introducing him to me.

"...$20k for a dog...", while over one million dogs are killed in shelters in the us every year.

Donald Von Shitzinpants can barely stay awake

Capitalism is a few people dominating the majority.

His everybody's boss? Give me a break. He sure ain't mine.

“Because he’s jealous they can walk.” Frik’n GOLD!

@jennyanydots2389

2 ай бұрын

That's actually pretty low hanging fruit. Making fun of someone for being a cripple is never the right thing to do even if they are ideologically opposed to you. There are plenty of other things to make fun of Abbot for. Doing so for being crippled is immature and rather pathetic.

@00tree

2 ай бұрын

@@jennyanydots2389 He is scum and I am willing to bet he uses the wheelchair for sympathy votes. I don't feel bad at all for Abbott with his policies literally causing deaths of Texans. Immature and pathetic was privatizing the state's power grid so he could make a few bucks and having it shut down when it's too hot and too cold and people either freezing to death or having heat strokes because his corporate masters want to make more blood money. He doesn't care though. He's laughing all the way to the bank while Cruz takes his vacations from the extreme weather as people die. And don't get me started on his handling of the Uvalde massacre, immigration, or women's rights. Deaths have stained that man's hands red. Fu@& him and his fake wheelchair needing @$$.

'Imagine how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are stupider than that.' George Carlin

Vote BLUE all the way. Get those Trumpets out of politics and counter MAGA cult from destroying this great nation.

@Brandon-sx5pg

2 ай бұрын

Does blue even have a presidential candidate?

@kathryncronkrite8027

2 ай бұрын

@@Brandon-sx5pg - you sure sound STUPID! LOL!

@genderlessyoutubefanperson

2 ай бұрын

@@Brandon-sx5pg Nice try, troll. How many Russian rubles, orange traitor tRump and his cult are paying you?

And they live in gated communities because they're scared of us

All that money , privilege and private school and ivy league college. Still cant read

20 other countries in the world have some form of single payer healthcare system, including Canada and Mexico. These countries have created a progressive hybrid system of govt. It blends the best part of socialism and the best of capitalism, so all people can get the healthcare they need.

Can we all just try to get along ? My family can’t even have thanksgivings anymore. I’m just worn out from all of this. The saddest thing I’ve ever seen is what politics has done to this country. Damn shame

@Rooln1

2 ай бұрын

No. No. No. not politics. Donald trump did it. Not politics. Politics were discussed over thanksgiving dinner millions of times peacefully before that leaky liar came along

@ahh_yes_mr_bax

2 ай бұрын

Just remember that “politics” at thanksgiving has only ever been annoying but common. Suddenly dipsh!ts elected trump and now the worst people on the planet turned out to be our own family members. I can point out facts to my trump cult brother all day and he will always double down. That was built on conservative dogma and elitist cult following.

@JPSportman

2 ай бұрын

@@Rooln1 weird how Donald Trump became evil incarnate the second he was the Republican nominee… most people either liked Trump or had no opinion on them before that… It’s almost like you’ve been manipulated by the media!

@jaundice_japlin

2 ай бұрын

​@@JPSportman Bs rube, ny has always hated him, they know him better than the rural folks who worship him

@JPSportman

2 ай бұрын

@@jaundice_japlin not true at all, he was loved in New York. His developments really helped turn around a city facing bankruptcy. Maybe you only associate with the criminals and dregs that were displaced by luxury development?

We are a nation of corporate welfare.

😂 being against white supremacy is being woke. America is insane.

@HowardKuzalinski

2 ай бұрын

Conversely, seing white supremacy behind every rock, tree, and bush like leftists do is VERY woke.

@Based-Anarcho-Syndicalist-Chad

2 ай бұрын

​@@HowardKuzalinski Nice imaginary leftist you've made up in your head buddy. You're fighting a shadow.

@HowardKuzalinski

2 ай бұрын

@@Based-Anarcho-Syndicalist-Chad How so? Where did I make up any leftists, buddy? Leftists are a 'shadow' but 'white supremacists' are everywhere, is THAT what you are saying?

Never heard of this guy but I’m a fan

@rayannschramm9761

Ай бұрын

Same.. he's funny

I can't get over how Trump can't read!

My man, there are plenty of ppl in Healthcare that ARE LIVING PAY CHECK TO PAY CHECK and put ourselves in danger during the pandemic, it's the large providers eating all the money in Healthcare, you should see what the ceo of humana is driving! Administration makes more money than the actual ppl doing the work.

tRump, the butt end of the funniest jokes

I worked in a level 1 trauma center, night shifts. We never had enough staff. We all had to do more jobs than what we were hired to do. We never saw the executives. We never felt our voices were even heard. And yes, almost every person that worked on the clock worked paycheck to paycheck. And this was in one of America’s largest cities. It is the same in every industry. Unless you find a place with a guaranteed pension, if you are a paycheck to paycheck person, you will never have retirement, you will just continue to manage to survive until you die.

@therealakkherself1296

2 ай бұрын

Trump never ever Will go an extra mile to help any people under his own level!

@Dr_Nuclear-sloth

Ай бұрын

Thanks Republicans for that privilege to work

The deadpan delivery makes him even funnier. I just remembered who he reminded me of. Pat Paulsen. I'm THAT old.

@justinsibley3389

2 ай бұрын

Its not deadpan. He's laughing after all of his jokes. Not funny.

Yosimites. LOL.

The mistake is believing that health care is expensive because of doctor salaries. It's expensive because of all the medical products. Those are manufactured by companies who have stockholders. They are the ones trying to make bank (and the medical insurance companies -- who also have stockholders). People need to wake up that the stockmarket has NOTHING to do with the economy. It's just rich people's gambling money. Like, the news says the price of a barrel of oil is going up, and then says the price of exxon stocks went up (rich stockholders just made more money, while you're paying more at the gas pump.

Hysterical…I would pay to see him, for sure!!!

Truth and funny 😂😂😂 Thank you for a laugh while our democracy is imploding. 🌊🌊🌊😎🙏

"DJT will keep the Trans Boys out of my teenage daughters change rooms" ... just like he stayed out of the Miss Teen World change rooms ... (please see Howard Stearns) Again, too much ?

jeezus dude, you're HIS "boss"! In a democracy politicians are supposed to be "public SERVANTS", not your "boss". Where did YOU learn "civics".

@larrytaylor9954

Ай бұрын

That’s why education is limited in the maga universe. They’re like trained seals.

Yo! Semites!

Someone should tell the one calling trump the boss that it's the other way around, he works for the people not the other around

Omg??? Grand Canyon and u can see Old Faithful???????? Can't even pronounces Yosemite!!!??

We have free health care in Canada, and doctors get paid 6 and 7 figure salaries. They get their money from the government(our tax dollars)

Love it. He is hilarious. I have to follow him

Always enjoy your closing remarks... RESPECT!!! ✊🏿✊🏾✊️✊🏻💙💙💙

Abbott is a freaking dig bat!

Listening to Trump is like watching paint dry, he has absolutely no passion for anything other than himself !!!!!!!!!

I can’t! He is freaking hilarious

So tired of idiots misusing the damn word "woke!" 🤦🏾

@dubois8661

2 ай бұрын

Pale people.

@dubois8661

2 ай бұрын

They're the hijackers and gaslighters. Anything to make the other pales hate

@JPSportman

2 ай бұрын

@@dubois8661it’s funny because most actual hijackers (Of cars) aren’t very pale!

@dozzer009

2 ай бұрын

@@JPSportman But school shooters are. What’s your point? Bad comes in all races.

@JPSportman

2 ай бұрын

@@dozzer009 just reminding this loser who blames “pale” people for all his problems!

Funny thing is.... nobody did ever receive those sneakers yet...

@geridinewhite869

2 ай бұрын

And They Won't !!!

Just spent time with my 88yr mother. I knew not to even try. She believes in all the lies.

@Rightiswrong-qv5ul

Ай бұрын

Like most other families in this country we have to go through this shit because of djt.

@rayannschramm9761

Ай бұрын

My 84yo mother does too

@csaracho2009

Ай бұрын

Yes. Trump has divided in half the families and the country. The thing is that you have let him take control.

Never seen Mother Theresea in a Model T yet alone in a Tesla or even a Corolla.

So much fun to watch this....thanks for releasing the endorphins!

Trumps hatefull rhetoric at his Nuremberg type Rallies was irksome 🤨 --put It mildly. Now, with His latest TV, interviews, He comes across like a total (fkn) 🤡. Pretty laughable. 😅😅😅

I’m definitely down with democratic socialism.

"You can't be five seven and be the president... Thats shorter than Roosevelt was in the wheelchair." 😂

@judipierry549

2 ай бұрын

Which some Texan commentator turned into an insult against Gov. Abbot 🙄. Who are the real snowflakes, again? lmao

This comedian is awesome. I hope that he comes somewhere near me , I'd love to go to his show.

Listen to trump he cant even form a sentence. lmao

Good Stuff, guy!

Has anybody seen someone wearing a pair of these sneakers in public?

@bryceg5709

Ай бұрын

I dont think many have actually been produced. my guess would be something like 100 whatever the minimum preorder on Alibaba is were made. Then theyve been taking preorders to supposedly start making them. doubt theyll be made ever. my prediction someone around august we start seeing all the people mad when they realize they're never going to be made.

Proof he never was exposed to Saturday morning cartoons, EVERYONE KOWS YOSEMITE SAM.

@markpartin8403

2 ай бұрын

He was great on mudflaps.

@johnnieangel99

2 ай бұрын

Three or four decades ago my mom was working in an Import /Export business in town. One staff member spoke loudly about "Yo Semite" and what part of California it was.{Or somenthing like that hard to remember} Mom being mom, she nearly had a spit take on her coffee. It was soon to become part of my lexicon to crack her up just because I knew she would nearly pee her pants. There were a few others that I would pull out when we were in public. Being Class clown served me well.

HILARIOUS TRUTH!

The president is not our BOSS this is what happens when you only have a third grade education😂😂! The president works for US!😮

DayAM!! Patel is ON Point!

Love and agree with your closing segment.

Greed is a killer of all countries.

Capitalism was manipulated by greed.

Namesh is hilarious!

FOX: A New Soviet Network

This guy is funny! I like him!!😅

Any grown man that wears a cap backwards, is beyond help!!

Wow trump is a joke

Trump confused that with what his bros call him at the rally's, "Yo, anti-semite!"

Thought Trump was a genius guess he lied about that to.

$399. for a pair of gold painted gym shoes?

The funniest thing I heard, for me anyways, is the thought that he thinks doctors are getting rich from this messed up healthcare system. That might have been true in the 20th century and still may be true for many subspecialists. But it's not the case for many of those whose specialty is pediatrics or family medicine.

He’s good

Capitalism will no be able to exist if we ever become an advanced civilization of advanced humans. You know in that situation, we would not have war poverty, illness, greed, and so on. That society would operate in cooperation with each other for the common good. Capitalism is based on competition against each other and focusing on it's minor benefits doesn't stop it's greater harms, especially when it is running at top speed to the detriment of the majority. True happiness is the joy of freedom to have life experiences, personal growth and being of value in this world to others. You will not find that in ego, acquiring more stuff and fear of never having enough, which is where human society is now

How pathetic is your life if you spend hard earned cash on President “Merch”? 😂

@partyboat123

2 ай бұрын

How lame is your life that you gotta complain about other peoples spending habits?!?!

@carnagejlu

2 ай бұрын

@@partyboat123 Bless your heart ❤️

Go Nimesh

Ivanka starts a only fans and the top only fans memeber is donald.

@JPSportman

2 ай бұрын

Hilarious projection! You should check out Ashley Biden’s diary! Her father forced her to take showers with him LONG after it was appropriate.

@partyboat123

2 ай бұрын

I think you might be pozzed

FDT 💙💙💙💙🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

Thanks for sharing this! Boom👍🏻👏🏼🙌🏼

If the racist knew God. They would be good people

@D4L_457

2 ай бұрын

God made us all do they think he made a separate heavens too.

This is a good show. Thank you.

I still think that capitalism can be saved, but to do so would require an entire overhaul of literally everything from campaign finance and term limits to patent law and law around competition. I'm probably way off base here as my education is in medicine and aviation. And, eventually, whatever new form it takes would be corrupted by people again.

@soltkiote7785

2 ай бұрын

Capitalism doesn't need saving. It's working exactly as intended.

Ramaswamy knows he is a long shot for US presidency so he try to kiss Donald's behind and hope Trump will throw him a bone, that all.

Orange man is a liar.

I know 6 year olds that read better than trump.

@partyboat123

2 ай бұрын

Unless you are a teacher or relative you are a sick person hanging out with children!!!

Yose might 😂😂😂

That's not capitalise. That's cronyism and oligopoly. What you need is to enforce anti-trust laws (or reinstate them) and tax billionaires on capital value NOT income. But that would make sense...

I grew up in a political family. Democrats. But at 12 and much reading, I asked my dad why couldn't we have socialism and capitalism? I got shot down pretty fast, but I never came off it. It was bad before citizens united but got turbo charged post citizens.

Reading is a free speech right

Using against working people. etc!!!

Hilarious guy!

Homelessness is a product of capitalism imo but I'm homeless so there ya go. Dude is spot on 😂

How anyone can think Drumpf is articulate or a compelling speaker is beyond me. Just incoherent droning.

@JPSportman

2 ай бұрын

Projecting much? The only other candidate (and therefore your candidate) is only capable of poorly reading from a teleprompter. He has read teleprompter directions aloud multiple times (recently said pause, when he was supposed to pause for effect). Very strange thing to criticize from where you stand!

@partyboat123

2 ай бұрын

Gotta compare it to the current president

@DustinRobbins-iz9hi

2 ай бұрын

​@@JPSportman It'll be alright. Please don't attack the capital again. At least Biden had a chunk of his brain removed, what's Trump's excuse?

@DustinRobbins-iz9hi

2 ай бұрын

Criticizing Biden for reading too many words...? I'm glad Trump doesn't make mistakes... ora-, ora-, orages. Love his theories on bleach and magnets. Trump supposedly doesn't have dementia... Take your pick, dementia or a total moron that literally can't read at a presidential level.

@cotus2408

2 ай бұрын

@@JPSportmanTeleprompters have existed for years, and were and still are used by nighttime television Hosts !

I think capitalism and socialism are tools. Capitalists think they can do everything with their one tool but the reality is that capitalism only provides solutions when it is profitable. Capitalism is great for our individual wants and desires but leaving our common needs in the hands capitalism gives us economic slavery. I think our common needs should be addressed with socialism and our individual wants should be addressed with capitalism. And two currencies for them... the Freedom Dollar for capitalism and individual wants; and the Equality Dollar for socialism and common needs.

My godson's aunt and uncle are exactly the kind of ppl you see in comedic interviews at Trump rallies. Ultra conservative, evangelical, conspiracy theory believing Republicans. Two of their 5 kids are gay. 🤣🤣🤣 I love it.

@jaydee4009

2 ай бұрын

The uncle is also gay. (Just ask the aunt.)

Great job lol

Really funny keep up the good work

I love this shiit, oh my goodness. How true and funny. This guy kills his game! Brutally funny. People are ignorant beyond belief. Its amazing!!!!

Trump just makes it so easy, his life at this point could be a comedy film.

Trump is such a genius.

how come you can call them idiots and we get warnings when we do? somethings creepy about this kind of censorship by apps...

The grand canyon lol . Is that the space between his ears ?