Young Marine laughs at my Trump material - come see me on tour! | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy

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Sept 1 London
Sept 22 Vancouver
Sept 23 Seattle
Sept 24 Portland
Sept 28 New Orleans
Sept 29 Tampa
Sept 30 Durham
Oct 6 Denver
Oct 7 Minneapolis
Oct 8 Madison
Oct 13 Toronto
Oct 14 Boston
Oct 15 Saratoga Springs
Oct 26 Ottawa
Oct 27 Winnipeg
Nov 3 Norfolk
Nov 4 Atlanta
Nov 10 Washington DC
Nov 12 Charlottesville
Nov 16 Ann Arbor
Nov 17 Chicago
Nov 18 Indianapolis
Nov 19 St. Louis
Nov 30 San Diego
Dec 1 Tuscon
Dec 2 Phoenix
Dec 8 Fresno
Dec 9 Las Vegas
Dec 14 Los Angeles
Dec 15 San Francisco
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Dec 17 Sacramento
Dec 28 Philadelphia
Dec 30 New York
Jan 19 Lexington
Jan 20 Dayton
Jan 21 Cleveland
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  • @ThisIsJayEveryday
    @ThisIsJayEveryday2 жыл бұрын

    "If you can't take a Brown person shooting jokes at you..." 😭 Masterful.

  • @CinoG2G

    @CinoG2G

    Жыл бұрын

    Put Nimesh face on a target for practice😂😂😂😂

  • @LtNduati
    @LtNduati2 жыл бұрын

    "You want to live and work in the forest, but you go to school in a desert?" That line took me out lol

  • @ellenh278
    @ellenh2782 жыл бұрын

    The reaction from the crowd to 'falling outta love after .....4 months' was great. It probably confused the guy a little, but as you said, the perfect 21 year old answer to the question.

  • @deepee6602

    @deepee6602

    10 ай бұрын

    Fell outta love as it was a c130 hercules cargo plane

  • @veethahavya
    @veethahavya2 жыл бұрын

    Nimesh: fixes audio Shaky video: we got your back bro

  • @ameykarade9432

    @ameykarade9432

    2 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @ritwik1410
    @ritwik14102 жыл бұрын

    As a young, indian boy trying to come up in comedy and entertainment, you're a huge inspiration for me, man. Thanks for everything you do and your consistent ass upload schedule

  • @DivineAura1

    @DivineAura1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice bro you got it! It’s great to see brown people in the entertainment industry. As a brown dude it’s frustrating seeing close to no brown people doing things like acting, rapping, comedy, etc.

  • @ritwik1410

    @ritwik1410

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DivineAura1 thanks man I appreciate you a lot

  • @ThePegasusAirforce

    @ThePegasusAirforce

    2 жыл бұрын

    Piggy backing on this to say, also as an Indian dude, it's so nice to see an Indian comedian who doesn't just base their entire routine on making fun of Indian people/stereotypes. Wishing you luck on your career as well!

  • @hariprasadnaik2

    @hariprasadnaik2

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good luck man! Hope to see your set someday.

  • @hasinashraf4423

    @hasinashraf4423

    2 жыл бұрын

    my prayers for you bro!

  • @mr.abicabbazz
    @mr.abicabbazz2 жыл бұрын

    Man, your crowd work is getting so good. People buy tickets to your show and cancel them

  • @Kookka_
    @Kookka_2 жыл бұрын

    Felt like I was on an airplane going through turbulence while wearing noise cancelling headphones watching this. LOL. Still loved it.

  • @Ethereal_Mist

    @Ethereal_Mist

    Жыл бұрын

    Gold.

  • @DarkKnight-uz3os
    @DarkKnight-uz3os2 жыл бұрын

    “Comedian accidentally gets shot by US marine during a training exercise in the woods, Marine apologises for the accident” . Might here this on cnn soon😂

  • @618Sagiterrorist

    @618Sagiterrorist

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mistook him for a “target”🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnnytocino9313

    @johnnytocino9313

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@618Sagiterrorist yeah he was brown. So he looks just like the targets.

  • @618Sagiterrorist

    @618Sagiterrorist

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@johnnytocino9313 not sure if you’re trying to be funny or sarcastic 🤔

  • @johnnytocino9313

    @johnnytocino9313

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@618Sagiterrorist sarcastic naturally. When's the last time marines were shooting at white folks?

  • @618Sagiterrorist

    @618Sagiterrorist

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@johnnytocino9313 ok so did you watch the whole set? Did you see the part where the guy in the audience said he’s never been in combat and that he’s only shot at targets? Having to explain a joke makes it awkward. And nobody mentioned skin color😒 Take that bs somewhere that it’s relevant cause it’s definitely not here.

  • @nishanair2300
    @nishanair23002 жыл бұрын

    This is one hell of a smart set!

  • @2011blueman
    @2011blueman2 жыл бұрын

    I feel bad for that young marine that hasn't deployed anywhere. He seems so gungho to get PTSD (or worse) because he's too stupid and naive to know any better.

  • @je6874

    @je6874

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s almost every soldier who enlists… the only soldiers not like this are usually conscripts. T’is what it is.

  • @2011blueman

    @2011blueman

    Жыл бұрын

    @@brianaust8897 I wasn't making assumptions but I will about you. I'm guessing you're in your 20s, have no memory of 9/11 and don't know anyone that served multiple tours in Afghanistan and Iraq.

  • @2011blueman

    @2011blueman

    Жыл бұрын

    @@brianaust8897 wrong on all counts yourself.

  • @ImworriedImgettingspyedon
    @ImworriedImgettingspyedon2 жыл бұрын

    damn this deserves an oscar also shoutout to the audience, this is one of ur best ones yet bro, happy to see u succeed and turning the tables on these dorhias 😂

  • @rbw31
    @rbw312 жыл бұрын

    You are talented and i can't wait to see you on some White House Correspondents Dinner one day.

  • @sammitra

    @sammitra

    2 жыл бұрын

    He would destroy

  • @chetramos7901

    @chetramos7901

    3 ай бұрын

    Too true

  • @wadood8700
    @wadood87002 жыл бұрын

    You're quick wits are unreal 🤣🤣

  • @noahsmith1344
    @noahsmith13442 жыл бұрын

    Guy blows up a bunch of Target stores for a living

  • @srijanagarwal3592
    @srijanagarwal35922 жыл бұрын

    This is art. Thanks for existing.

  • @Solaniin
    @Solaniin10 ай бұрын

    “I know there's smoke in the air, but that was funny." This guy is fucking killing it

  • @pelanebaat
    @pelanebaat2 жыл бұрын

    You raise the rhetoric and unite on intellect. That’s good.

  • @riaagarwal6840

    @riaagarwal6840

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't understand what you said but it sounds intelligent 😂😂

  • @utkarsh2746

    @utkarsh2746

    Жыл бұрын

    @@riaagarwal6840 Raising the general level of the discourse and bringing people together by making the conversation more intelligent.

  • @smokeysally
    @smokeysally2 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣🤗 that was gold brother ! ♥️and peace Nimesh !!!!

  • @sanjaiyadav2080
    @sanjaiyadav20802 жыл бұрын

    Damn, his voice is directly coming from the heaven.....

  • @photosyn7442
    @photosyn74422 жыл бұрын

    Great crowd work that I can actually here. Awesome.

  • @prakashtiwari8003
    @prakashtiwari80032 жыл бұрын

    "Let's go champ" ~Shannon Briggs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pelanebaat
    @pelanebaat2 жыл бұрын

    You’re just too good bro

  • @KhushalBadhan
    @KhushalBadhan Жыл бұрын

    1:52 Marine so what? Lol. How they forget so many genocides so quickly and then shout "woo"

  • @TroIIingThemSoftly
    @TroIIingThemSoftly2 жыл бұрын

    Was the person recording having a seizure?

  • @RoshniAni

    @RoshniAni

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's just having a good laugh himself 😂

  • @deepee6602
    @deepee660210 ай бұрын

    "Fell outta love after 4 months" like it was a C130 hercules cargo plane

  • @luumpia93
    @luumpia932 жыл бұрын

    Man..I just found your vids and im surprised you are not bigger.

  • @AmitSharma-sc9gg
    @AmitSharma-sc9gg Жыл бұрын

    This attitude from a brown dude.... pretty cool i would say..

  • @a1autobuild112
    @a1autobuild1122 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao he shat on Parker

  • @rollingsteady3107
    @rollingsteady31072 жыл бұрын

    When you go to a comedy show stay out of the line of sight of the comedian. You need cover and concealment to stay safe.

  • @srijanagarwal6680
    @srijanagarwal66802 жыл бұрын

    WHAT A GENIUS

  • @007akshays
    @007akshays2 жыл бұрын

    brown boys making it out there!!! lets goo!

  • @gypsydildopunks7083
    @gypsydildopunks70832 жыл бұрын

    Great stuff

  • @diytwoincollege7079
    @diytwoincollege70792 жыл бұрын

    Lieutenant Dan Parker just wants to sling some lead.

  • @mwaikul
    @mwaikul2 жыл бұрын

    Nimesh! is the boss

  • @samik_pal
    @samik_pal2 жыл бұрын

    Damn dude!!

  • @akumasdisciple
    @akumasdisciple2 жыл бұрын

    I fux with this

  • @TheAngiepangie424
    @TheAngiepangie4242 жыл бұрын

    I’m pretty sure service people have to get vaccinated.

  • @vimarshkamboj6611
    @vimarshkamboj66112 жыл бұрын

    Feel like nyc comic crowd work on point

  • @riceadventures7884
    @riceadventures78842 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @AmitSharma-sc9gg
    @AmitSharma-sc9gg Жыл бұрын

    I just can't believe that this has got just 50k odd views and less than 2k likes..

  • @norgtube
    @norgtube Жыл бұрын

    0311 is marines for "basic bitch" ICYMI

  • @kobylyon6805
    @kobylyon68052 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy 😂😅😁

  • @dkthegamer23
    @dkthegamer232 жыл бұрын

    Who ever say bro not funny eats glass

  • @amankisku3032
    @amankisku3032 Жыл бұрын

    His choice of words are definitely inspired from Dave chapelle

  • @ZaigamRazvi
    @ZaigamRazvi2 жыл бұрын

    Please come to St. Petersburg, Russia.

  • @allall8695
    @allall86952 жыл бұрын

    What we can say about Cole - He definitely hates and loves Taylor Swift.

  • @shubhdeepdey
    @shubhdeepdey2 жыл бұрын

    Why subscribers so less here though? You should advertise KZread channel on tiktok too!

  • @jumpydino3015
    @jumpydino3015 Жыл бұрын

    Yikes this was funny but pretty mean lol

  • @silat13
    @silat13Ай бұрын

    Cannon Fodder

  • @AmanSharma-bx6el
    @AmanSharma-bx6el Жыл бұрын

    When is he coming to flagrant.

  • @chetramos7901

    @chetramos7901

    3 ай бұрын

    Is there really a town called Flagrant?

  • @wavementv7107
    @wavementv7107 Жыл бұрын

    Cmon tho trump did good why ppl shit on him so much didn’t give us 5$ gas but get us 2k am I only one who misses that

  • @Tonyhouse1168

    @Tonyhouse1168

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s probably all the rapes and racism

  • @abandonablesnowman
    @abandonablesnowman Жыл бұрын

    God, Marines like this are the worst

  • @vedicpride

    @vedicpride

    Жыл бұрын

    And they wonder how they get PTS, they can't handle warfare better to stay home

  • @Pawtooler
    @Pawtooler Жыл бұрын

    I saw you get nervous and I'm sure others did also.

  • @AmitSharma-sc9gg
    @AmitSharma-sc9gg Жыл бұрын

    Subtitles please.

  • @pauldtx8912
    @pauldtx89126 ай бұрын

    Love u nimesh but TRUMP 2024! 😂

  • @chetramos7901
    @chetramos79013 ай бұрын

    Hilarious! I just don’t like you laughing at the guys. But it sounds like they can handle themselves quite fine.

  • @wickedknock9798
    @wickedknock97982 жыл бұрын

    here comes the comedian with three layers of voice and I dont understand shit

  • @user-by7ug6wq5i
    @user-by7ug6wq5i6 күн бұрын

    Thanks for making us laugh at life and GOP always makes dumb decisions for centuries.

  • @Barnes828
    @Barnes828 Жыл бұрын

    Coming back to this after Pfizer said the vaccine wasn’t effective

  • @MouthfulOfZach
    @MouthfulOfZach2 жыл бұрын

    If CNN was a comic.

  • @llaease
    @llaease2 жыл бұрын

    Dont thank war criminals for their service

  • @ImworriedImgettingspyedon

    @ImworriedImgettingspyedon

    2 жыл бұрын

    it was a set up i think bcuz he proceeded to make fun of them the next 10 mins and masterfully

  • @sangwoohan1177

    @sangwoohan1177

    2 жыл бұрын

    ?

  • @neon-astronaut

    @neon-astronaut

    2 жыл бұрын

    But the guy didn’t go to war

  • @sqadoodlebop2796

    @sqadoodlebop2796

    2 жыл бұрын

    What

  • @vedicpride

    @vedicpride

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Neon Astronaut it's good he doesn't he just kill any one brown

  • @vijayb4273
    @vijayb42732 жыл бұрын

    I like your jokes but your “do drugs” comments. I hope that you come up with better comments in drug context. If drug is impacting millions in bad way then it is not a joke anymore. Good luck to you towards becoming great comedian.

  • @lifes2short
    @lifes2short2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah we pulled out of Afghanistan, and it is an absolute shit show. Nothing to really laugh at.

  • @zee2941
    @zee29412 жыл бұрын

    Not funny

  • @DC-pb6xq

    @DC-pb6xq

    2 жыл бұрын

    Stay mad lol

  • @zee2941

    @zee2941

    2 жыл бұрын

    Only funny Indian is Russell peters

  • @Carlos-lh3rn

    @Carlos-lh3rn

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zee2941 pretty funny lmao

  • @LetsBeHonestImAPrat

    @LetsBeHonestImAPrat

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zee2941 The dude who only talks about one thing over and over, that guy? Nimesh is more raw and way better

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