Young Marine laughs at my Trump material - come see me on tour! | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy
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"If you can't take a Brown person shooting jokes at you..." 😭 Masterful.
@CinoG2G
Жыл бұрын
Put Nimesh face on a target for practice😂😂😂😂
"You want to live and work in the forest, but you go to school in a desert?" That line took me out lol
The reaction from the crowd to 'falling outta love after .....4 months' was great. It probably confused the guy a little, but as you said, the perfect 21 year old answer to the question.
@deepee6602
10 ай бұрын
Fell outta love as it was a c130 hercules cargo plane
Nimesh: fixes audio Shaky video: we got your back bro
@ameykarade9432
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
As a young, indian boy trying to come up in comedy and entertainment, you're a huge inspiration for me, man. Thanks for everything you do and your consistent ass upload schedule
@DivineAura1
2 жыл бұрын
Nice bro you got it! It’s great to see brown people in the entertainment industry. As a brown dude it’s frustrating seeing close to no brown people doing things like acting, rapping, comedy, etc.
@ritwik1410
2 жыл бұрын
@@DivineAura1 thanks man I appreciate you a lot
@ThePegasusAirforce
2 жыл бұрын
Piggy backing on this to say, also as an Indian dude, it's so nice to see an Indian comedian who doesn't just base their entire routine on making fun of Indian people/stereotypes. Wishing you luck on your career as well!
@hariprasadnaik2
2 жыл бұрын
Good luck man! Hope to see your set someday.
@hasinashraf4423
2 жыл бұрын
my prayers for you bro!
Man, your crowd work is getting so good. People buy tickets to your show and cancel them
Felt like I was on an airplane going through turbulence while wearing noise cancelling headphones watching this. LOL. Still loved it.
@Ethereal_Mist
Жыл бұрын
Gold.
“Comedian accidentally gets shot by US marine during a training exercise in the woods, Marine apologises for the accident” . Might here this on cnn soon😂
@618Sagiterrorist
2 жыл бұрын
Mistook him for a “target”🤣🤣🤣
@johnnytocino9313
2 жыл бұрын
@@618Sagiterrorist yeah he was brown. So he looks just like the targets.
@618Sagiterrorist
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnnytocino9313 not sure if you’re trying to be funny or sarcastic 🤔
@johnnytocino9313
2 жыл бұрын
@@618Sagiterrorist sarcastic naturally. When's the last time marines were shooting at white folks?
@618Sagiterrorist
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnnytocino9313 ok so did you watch the whole set? Did you see the part where the guy in the audience said he’s never been in combat and that he’s only shot at targets? Having to explain a joke makes it awkward. And nobody mentioned skin color😒 Take that bs somewhere that it’s relevant cause it’s definitely not here.
This is one hell of a smart set!
I feel bad for that young marine that hasn't deployed anywhere. He seems so gungho to get PTSD (or worse) because he's too stupid and naive to know any better.
@je6874
Жыл бұрын
That’s almost every soldier who enlists… the only soldiers not like this are usually conscripts. T’is what it is.
@2011blueman
Жыл бұрын
@@brianaust8897 I wasn't making assumptions but I will about you. I'm guessing you're in your 20s, have no memory of 9/11 and don't know anyone that served multiple tours in Afghanistan and Iraq.
@2011blueman
Жыл бұрын
@@brianaust8897 wrong on all counts yourself.
damn this deserves an oscar also shoutout to the audience, this is one of ur best ones yet bro, happy to see u succeed and turning the tables on these dorhias 😂
You are talented and i can't wait to see you on some White House Correspondents Dinner one day.
@sammitra
2 жыл бұрын
He would destroy
@chetramos7901
3 ай бұрын
Too true
You're quick wits are unreal 🤣🤣
Guy blows up a bunch of Target stores for a living
This is art. Thanks for existing.
“I know there's smoke in the air, but that was funny." This guy is fucking killing it
You raise the rhetoric and unite on intellect. That’s good.
@riaagarwal6840
Жыл бұрын
I don't understand what you said but it sounds intelligent 😂😂
@utkarsh2746
Жыл бұрын
@@riaagarwal6840 Raising the general level of the discourse and bringing people together by making the conversation more intelligent.
😂🤣🤗 that was gold brother ! ♥️and peace Nimesh !!!!
Damn, his voice is directly coming from the heaven.....
Great crowd work that I can actually here. Awesome.
"Let's go champ" ~Shannon Briggs 🤣🤣🤣
You’re just too good bro
1:52 Marine so what? Lol. How they forget so many genocides so quickly and then shout "woo"
Was the person recording having a seizure?
@RoshniAni
2 жыл бұрын
He's just having a good laugh himself 😂
"Fell outta love after 4 months" like it was a C130 hercules cargo plane
Man..I just found your vids and im surprised you are not bigger.
This attitude from a brown dude.... pretty cool i would say..
Lmfao he shat on Parker
When you go to a comedy show stay out of the line of sight of the comedian. You need cover and concealment to stay safe.
WHAT A GENIUS
brown boys making it out there!!! lets goo!
Great stuff
Lieutenant Dan Parker just wants to sling some lead.
Nimesh! is the boss
Damn dude!!
I fux with this
I’m pretty sure service people have to get vaccinated.
Feel like nyc comic crowd work on point
😂😂😂
I just can't believe that this has got just 50k odd views and less than 2k likes..
0311 is marines for "basic bitch" ICYMI
I love this guy 😂😅😁
Who ever say bro not funny eats glass
His choice of words are definitely inspired from Dave chapelle
Please come to St. Petersburg, Russia.
What we can say about Cole - He definitely hates and loves Taylor Swift.
Why subscribers so less here though? You should advertise KZread channel on tiktok too!
Yikes this was funny but pretty mean lol
Cannon Fodder
When is he coming to flagrant.
@chetramos7901
3 ай бұрын
Is there really a town called Flagrant?
Cmon tho trump did good why ppl shit on him so much didn’t give us 5$ gas but get us 2k am I only one who misses that
@Tonyhouse1168
Жыл бұрын
It’s probably all the rapes and racism
God, Marines like this are the worst
@vedicpride
Жыл бұрын
And they wonder how they get PTS, they can't handle warfare better to stay home
I saw you get nervous and I'm sure others did also.
Subtitles please.
Love u nimesh but TRUMP 2024! 😂
Hilarious! I just don’t like you laughing at the guys. But it sounds like they can handle themselves quite fine.
here comes the comedian with three layers of voice and I dont understand shit
Thanks for making us laugh at life and GOP always makes dumb decisions for centuries.
Coming back to this after Pfizer said the vaccine wasn’t effective
If CNN was a comic.
Dont thank war criminals for their service
@ImworriedImgettingspyedon
2 жыл бұрын
it was a set up i think bcuz he proceeded to make fun of them the next 10 mins and masterfully
@sangwoohan1177
2 жыл бұрын
?
@neon-astronaut
2 жыл бұрын
But the guy didn’t go to war
@sqadoodlebop2796
2 жыл бұрын
What
@vedicpride
Жыл бұрын
@Neon Astronaut it's good he doesn't he just kill any one brown
I like your jokes but your “do drugs” comments. I hope that you come up with better comments in drug context. If drug is impacting millions in bad way then it is not a joke anymore. Good luck to you towards becoming great comedian.
Yeah we pulled out of Afghanistan, and it is an absolute shit show. Nothing to really laugh at.
Not funny
@DC-pb6xq
2 жыл бұрын
Stay mad lol
@zee2941
2 жыл бұрын
Only funny Indian is Russell peters
@Carlos-lh3rn
2 жыл бұрын
@@zee2941 pretty funny lmao
@LetsBeHonestImAPrat
Жыл бұрын
@@zee2941 The dude who only talks about one thing over and over, that guy? Nimesh is more raw and way better