Mark: 'It's a burglar' Suze: 'eurghhhhhhh'

@keithm7004

5 жыл бұрын

was watching this the other day and my wife laughed so hard at that.

@David_K_C

4 жыл бұрын

She found out he stole the big scissors

@swophie5144

4 жыл бұрын

@Mike Mundt she's so posh that i, mark corrigan, who was privately educated until dad's british airspace shares went kaput, could be HER bit of rough

@kitano47

4 жыл бұрын

@@swophie5144 big suze is wonderful

@magzire

4 жыл бұрын

​@Scott So...that's a great piece of real estate you got there. A mighty fine, piece of ass.

when Mark says "I've bought you a lovely curry, what's wrong with that?", the corners of his mouth twitch upwards into a slight, near imperceptible smile, and you can see the look of pure sadistic glee in his eyes. One of my favourite parts of the whole show.

@cynicaltheastrocreep4504

4 жыл бұрын

"You invited Gerard?" "I thought it would look petty and vindictive not to. And as a petty and vindictive individual, I have to try to appear not to be." Mark on one sentence.

@stonem0013

4 жыл бұрын

@Scott was it that evil? Jez was the real scumbag there, for taking his friend's money for therapy then not going

@stonem0013

4 жыл бұрын

@Scott lol wut no he's not. He denies it for as long as he can.

@kb5678

4 жыл бұрын

Stonem001 and then he acts indignant

@PointsofData

3 жыл бұрын

@@stonem0013 one person's bullshit does not cancel out another person's fam. Mark could have just been a man and straight up asked Jeremy, or hell even confronted him at the restaraunt. Its not like he isnt sure if Jeremy lied or not. But instead he took vindictive pleasure is forcing Jeremy to either suffer through eating more then he could handle or break down and admit he lied.

You’d rather die than ask for a little bit of help’ perfectly sums up Mark

@IanDoesMagic

4 жыл бұрын

I never empathized more with him.

@maxwild1212

3 жыл бұрын

He got married to someone he didn't love out of embarrassment, so dying to save face seems like the logical conclusion.

@MrSqurk

Жыл бұрын

I would totally die up a mountain rather than phoning mountain rescue.

@somedude1666

Жыл бұрын

"You're a posh spaz" sums him up better to be fair.

"A naan and a half each" 3 naan? That's insane

@lordsmellysocks

4 жыл бұрын

Nae way your a fan of peeps show toycat?

@josephbennett82

4 жыл бұрын

Nah way toycat

@psilopsychic

4 жыл бұрын

ibxtoycat my mans toycat

@1venusflytrap

4 жыл бұрын

my fav tuberrr 💙

@johncarleton2324

4 жыл бұрын

Ywssss

This show absolutely floors me with it's hilarious history references. The bit about Napoleon's domestic reforms at the end is pure gold.

@Shringyshrong

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha yesssssssss

@samuelwoods164

2 жыл бұрын

Stop talking about it, leave it in the past, that's all ancient history.

Nobody dies in Southern England.

@neuroscram

4 жыл бұрын

@Max Lee what? Is that a joke?

@neuroscram

4 жыл бұрын

@Max Lee it's an infamous quote from peep show :-)

@brianmartin3425

4 жыл бұрын

Max Lee yeah everything from the show makes you laugh, then when somebody does a quote your response is what do you mean? Instead of 😆, nice one buddy !!!!

@brianmartin3425

4 жыл бұрын

Max Lee I like being a KZread troll without actually being nasty, it must be the el dude brother within me 😆.

@benwilkinson815

4 жыл бұрын

apart from Gerard

“It’s a burglar.” “Ew” I love big Suze, of course platonically

@thebaconator.3867

3 жыл бұрын

you must be a eunuch

@ReddXYZ

3 жыл бұрын

She is kind of horsey...

@oliverknaggs2550

3 жыл бұрын

The same kind of love you might have for a sandwich

@genseek00

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReddXYZ I am just 1.70 meters and I love horsey women. They are my fetish I guess.

@QuadMochaMatti

Жыл бұрын

@@thebaconator.3867 One of the modern day variety, or of the old school sort?

the way mark says "i bet im sacked" always cracks me up haha

The way Marks raises his eyebrows when saying "Tuck in!" is hilarious

8:25 I love Jez's smirking face while Mark is doing the Good Will Hunting bit

@MissysDomain

Жыл бұрын

Mark had been waiting years, for a moment like that, lol

Forgot that 1/2 the cast of horrible histories was in this 😂😂

@BozzLightyr

4 жыл бұрын

or ate some, and said "Yum, I'm full. I'll save the rest for lunch tomorrow."

@Cowmilker98

4 жыл бұрын

@@BozzLightyr think you replied to the wrong comment mate

@bazglsgw1208

3 жыл бұрын

Yup my GF points that out every time one of the fuckers come on screen

@ZacharyWhittall

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah haha it’s crazy

@QuadMochaMatti

Жыл бұрын

@@Cowmilker98 Either way, I think their comment makes as much sense here in

Ooooh naughty, you've mixed metric and imperial

@ep8806

3 жыл бұрын

This comment really works

@_-4232

3 жыл бұрын

Flirting after lockdown

@jamesblair1664

3 жыл бұрын

@@ep8806 werer we tree wrewter rttettrrrwwret tree twe we we erretwerwr we weew we wrr we eee we rrretwt WWE

"Should I go? Am I sacked? _I bet I'm sacked."_ What's funny about Mark is that he's such a coward until the climax of the conflict. Then he just doesn't care.

"Vanity. All is vanity. Like Pharoah Khufu, I have built a great tomb! But... tonight I'm not gonna bury you all in it with me." God I love Mark so much

02:31 That was good leg acting.

"yes, I am happy now" is one of my favorite line deliveries

5:06 I've always thought it was funny how Mark chooses the most conspicuous way to piss in the sauce. He easily could have found a more stealthy way to get the piss in, but no, apparently he didn't see any better way than standing on a step and pissing at the stove.

@korosuke1788

2 жыл бұрын

And on the ENTIRE sauce. Not just the one dish for that one guy. XD

@cautionTosser

2 жыл бұрын

@@korosuke1788 that was what disturbed me most. I mean... what did the other customers do to deserve the special ingredient?

@monsignorerasmus.6441

Жыл бұрын

Piss in a cup or a bottle that looks like ingredients Pour at your leisure

7:47 the first time I saw this I actually fell off the couch laughing

"I'm wrestling with the white working class, Morse never did this!"

@MoskHotel

4 жыл бұрын

Mark sure loves Morse...

@MostlyLoveOfMusic

4 жыл бұрын

If Mark's even 15% gay then surely that burglar would qualify, pretty cute tbh

@andrewjones575

4 жыл бұрын

Mark would know the burglar is underclass.

@xrmoff

4 жыл бұрын

@@MostlyLoveOfMusic yeah he's hot

@LazurayMusic

4 жыл бұрын

"I'M BETTER THAN MORSE"

The wit in this show is unparalleled. The writing is just superb.

@profd65

2 жыл бұрын

Seinfeld is on the same level.

@QuadMochaMatti

Жыл бұрын

It's sad that David Mitchell may erroneously believe that his appearances on WILTY come anywhere close to PS.

Just noticed that Jeremy is worried about being eaten by Badgers and having to drink his own piss when he and Mark are lost in the Quantocks, yet a few seasons later, he's drinking from the Golden Source to keep up with his boyfriend. That Jez, always changing his mind with the wind.

@zapkvr

4 жыл бұрын

Well he turned gay so that was a bit of shock

@danielbrockett9544

4 жыл бұрын

@@zapkvr I don't know. If you watch carefully and listen to what Jez is always saying, he always had Gay tendencies, even from S1. It didn't surprise me much.

@danielbrockett9544

4 жыл бұрын

@John Saunders Ha, ha. Oh man, the whole Barney episode was so uncomfortable.

@bobbiwib

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he was always bi, didn’t he say quite early on that he’d slept with more men than Sophie?

@bazglsgw1208

3 жыл бұрын

Remember Hans to Angus "don't be so gulpy this time yeah"

"Just keep walking Mark" "Oi!" "Now walk back Mark"

shout out to jez trying to help mark with the game at 13:16. It's one of the nicer moments between them but mark is unable to make the layup

This is why you dont insult someone before they bring your food out

@schws001

5 жыл бұрын

chas farthing I almost licked someone’s bread once but the chef was in the kitchen and they would have seen me

@Nickelodeon81

4 жыл бұрын

@@schws001 should have dropped your pants and pissed on it.

@cynicaltheastrocreep4504

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nickelodeon81 I would have gone to the bathroom, pissed in some kind of cup, came back in, then poured piss into their sauce and whatnot.

@Sarah-no7lv

4 жыл бұрын

When I worked as a waiter I would put my finger up my bottom and then touch peoples food if they annoyed me.

@Nickelodeon81

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sarah-no7lv I hope you licked your finger clean after that.

This show is shot like a damn horror film swear to god

“It’s good to know where I stand now. Precisely where I was a second ago, but quite a bit more upset.” This is pretty much every working man’s motto.

Mark spent like 40 quid on curry just to make a point to Jeremy, Damn.

I always wondered about the curry scene, and what if he just sat there and ate all of it. It keeps me up at night.

@aitortilla6798

2 жыл бұрын

he just couldnt. He knew he knew he knew.

@elliebingo

Жыл бұрын

I imagine it going something like. "Revenge curry, nothing tastes better then sweet revenge curry. Although I must say this is quite a big revenge, I know they say it's a dish best served cold but can't it be served still ok out of the microwave? Ugh god this is too much curry. I'm so full, but I can't just waste good food. Can I? Maybe I could, just stretch it out over a few days. Curry for the next week, bit over the top. Maybe just put it in the freezer and let it stay there, yeah that's better; save my revenge for a rainy day."

I like how Jeremy and superhans did the best.

10:06 at least Pam’s enjoying herself, I can live with that

9:25 what does it say about me that I thought it was going to read "David Mitchell" and got confused for a second?

The way that mark just hangs up on the police like that is so badass

*There's a naan and a half each*

@YungBaymax

4 жыл бұрын

3 naan, Mark? 3??? Thats Insane!!!

@fbob987

4 жыл бұрын

One day they will conquer the legendary albeit insane four naan

@johnkad1128

4 жыл бұрын

Have some of the Lamb Passanda!

@Nickelodeon81

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnkad1128 it's incredibly rich, and creamy.

@proper127

4 жыл бұрын

Your such a bastard!!

"Oh the plot thickens"

When he asks for holiday in the restaurant I’ve never seen anything more accurate.

@cgg2621

3 жыл бұрын

I like the implication that one of the other staff was willing to chop off part of their finger during their shift (it could have been that they just lied about doing this at home but seems unlikely) to attend a wedding. Disturbing but accurate

@him050

3 жыл бұрын

@@cgg2621 on a night out once I got really drunk and got hit by a car going around 40mph. Spent the night/morning in A&E but still made it in for my shift at 12:00 that day. Was far too scared to phone in sick for risk of losing my job 😂

@williamcooper8599

2 жыл бұрын

@@him050 bruh it's not worth it

"Hot chips!" Hahaha

"I bet I'm sacked."

@rikkiswift4479

3 жыл бұрын

Come on bladder please let me piss in the sauce

I liked the bit where the guy with leukemia got intellectually fisted by Mark

@blueribenaberry

4 жыл бұрын

chips Your turn of phrase is a thing of wonder. Bravo.

@cheeks8112

4 жыл бұрын

He good will huntinged him

0:48 I think they do need to be rescued, those shadows behind them are moving!

@ThumpRat

4 жыл бұрын

trees

@Xofttam

4 жыл бұрын

What's in those trees though? 4 Naan?

“Please let me piss in the sauce!”

Intelligence actually works against you when you're incredibly neurotic

9:25 Never seen Mark look so dejected. :'(

Am I sacked ? I bet I'm sacked. One of my favourite lines 😁

The immortal words "....please let me piss in the sauce"

Am I sacked ? Shall I go ? Bet I'm sacked ? Hahahahhhahahahahah classic

Class geezer Mark is

"Business Secrets of the Pharaoh's." Author- Mark Crorigran.

Jezz: Are we going the right way? Mark: We're going down, that must be right :/

I want to learn more about the Nile irrigation viral marketing theory

Brilliant comedy

Love how he shuts that guy down about Wuthering Heights

This program is the funniest only watched it for the first time this year thinking it was shit.if only I could go back in time 🤔chance will be a fine thing.

@Nickelodeon81

4 жыл бұрын

A fine thing indeed.

@akjhwhj33

4 жыл бұрын

So glad i’ve started watching this show, there’s no other shows like this anymore

@Nickelodeon81

4 жыл бұрын

@@akjhwhj33 shows these days have some interesting themes, but also quite a lot of not-so-interesting themes

@nickyhuntington5492

4 жыл бұрын

Mate I'm the same I binge watched it all in lockdown. brilliantly done.

@pigknickers2975

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like a thing people say

"If she spanner’s me I’ll kick off"

Mark Crorigan is my spirit animal

1:30 these scalpers will do anything to get their hands on a ps5 lol

I think the best thing about peep show is that it's the only program I know of where literally not one of the characters is likeable

@jess5427

4 жыл бұрын

I like loads of them a lot but I see where you're coming from

@andrewjones575

4 жыл бұрын

Some of them have likeable aspects to them. For example, Mark is hardworking, Jez is fun, Nancy is lighthearted & lively, April is nice. Compare that to Seinfeld, where there's nothing likeable about any of them.

@jess5427

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevechristie2569 yeah why

@jess5427

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevechristie2569 im barely legal so sorry mate

@Dilkingt0nne

4 жыл бұрын

@John Saunders the racist was a particularly clever moment because he seemed like he could be Mark's proper mate but then it all fell apart

love you Tim Johnson

GOOD WILL HUNTING!!! GENIUS

Yes. I am happy now

Kasabian Kasabian Kasabian

My situation is more like having a distinct lack of pension provision going up my arse.

"Mark: The Intellegent One?" No.

"am I sacked, I bet I'm sacked". LMAO

@Jaypes1

3 жыл бұрын

that food got sacked

my boy's wicket smart

Unfilled - Unfulfilled Mark

the secret Twix

45 min, thats an impressive response time

I've got pension provision coming out of my arse!

@user-ul4to4iv4h

4 жыл бұрын

J H there’s wine in the fridge

6:38 Mark's expressions here are golden, he knows Jeremy knows he knows.

does anyone remember the episode where jeremy summarized the crux of the show and goes ‘i’m his ‘the one’’ in reference to mark?

@davielefthook

Жыл бұрын

It's from season 5 episode 1.

Lol Jez should've said "How do you like dem apples?" after Mark schooled that bald dude

there is no intelligent one. They are just two broken parts of the same puzzle

The music quiz makes me cringe so hard that it's almost too difficult to watch 😂

Why does Mark always resort to piss?

The sad thing is, that when Mark sticks up for Jeremy in the book club debate, it is the only time anyone close to him appreciates his depth of knowledge. Usually they use his passion for factual accuracy against him, to the point of making him feel weird for simply being well educated. For a moment in that scene, Mark looks like a cool cowboy who just won a standoff, then rides into the sunset with his woman by his side.

14:20 *LOL*

I love big Suze

@Nickelodeon81

4 жыл бұрын

Mental posho

I've bought you a lovely curry, what's wrong with that?

Jeremy detector van 😂 I’m done

It's incredibly rich and creamy :3

Make UK company law your omnibus

'There's a naan and a half each'! I don't know why I'm quoting from the video, I'm just following suit, maybe it's to help deaf people.

@mockturtlesuppe

4 жыл бұрын

David James There’s a naan and a half each!

@xsutlox8146

4 жыл бұрын

there's a naan and a half each!

The answer to your title question is yes.

@fenhen

5 жыл бұрын

It’s a low bar.

*”I’m sitting on him - is that legal?”*

*the plot thickens*

@QuadMochaMatti

Жыл бұрын

The jalapeno sauce thins.

Oh they clipped Big Suze wanting to burn him with cigarettes.

I cringe so hard whenever Mark says "the one"

"It's not piss"

''I bet I'm sacked...''

".....and so, the descent into hell begins....."

idk y but youtube autoplays this video for me at a random point every time i use this site, no matter how tenuous the link to what i was watching before.

@tuscanyiscol

3 жыл бұрын

Bc u didn't finish watching it last time it plays from where it thinks you left off

@afunnyusername5599

3 жыл бұрын

@@tuscanyiscol Yeah I thought the same, but I've let it run through to the end a few times now. I checked my watch later and queued videos list and their empty, I know it sounds stupid, but my youtube is obsessed with this one video.

12:18 😂😂😂

Is that a PS5?? @ 1:37 lol

That is a raw, shop bought naan bread I fear

hilarious !!

0:55 but hes @dandanthegeologyman

"Hot chips"

'Snow Patrol'?

Ere thats that greyson fella innit?

4:50 so if you blame a man it's fine XD