You think that you know Las Vegas,
and you've stayed so many places,
I guess it must be so...
But ensconced in luxury,
with French chinoiserie,
is a paradise of service you don't know.
You don't know...
MLife and Caesars Rewards treat you so well,
yet strip monopolies are all the same,
but in here every work of art and fixture
has a life, has a story, has a name.
Come walk the halls designed by Roger Thomas,
mother of pearl frames sconces on the walls,
and if you eat at Lake of Dreams for dinner,
I suggest you have a taste of Steve Wynn's balls!
Have you ever had the front desk walk you to your room?
Or rest you gambling arms on ostrich skin?
You must hear the gentle trickle of its fountains,
you must paint with all the colors of the Wynn.
Come dine at many restaurants they offer,
come shop the Esplanade their stunning mall,
come marvel at its whimsy and its wonder,
behind the concierge a real Warhol.
My many prior stays have been superb,
now you may have stayed before and disagree,
but next time you consider booking at Wynn,
don't be cheap, splurge a bit for Tower Suites.
How high do the room rates go?
My host has always comped me so I'll never know.
And you'll never have the front desk walk you to a suite
on two levels and billiard room within,
come and see what wonders lie behind its mountain,
come and paint with all the colors of the Wynn.
You may know Vegas but still,
you don't know Vegas until,
you paint with all the colors of the Wynn.
VegasSnob.com
(This is obviously a parody.)