There’s only one reason why an asteroid would hit us: racism.

@michaeldavid6284

Ай бұрын

Nope. It would be speciesism.

@user-vv2jt7ng3m

Ай бұрын

and here I was thinking it would be transphobia...

@kushkingla7385

Ай бұрын

It’s climate change…

@ILGuy2012

Ай бұрын

Cchange. That's their explanation for everything else.

@Parlimant_Strifey

Ай бұрын

but milk looks the same from all species. They must be some obtuse individuals to not see how milk has nothing to with race, let alone species.

well this has to be at least the 5th time they have attacked milk for being "racist"

@hallovelo2478

Ай бұрын

Which milk is most racist, milk from brown cows, black cows, white cows or from mixed cows?

@Kobo-

Ай бұрын

​@@hallovelo2478 That's hilarious 😹

@commonsenseisntcommon1776

Ай бұрын

Do they like Chocolate milk??

@patrickwood9692

Ай бұрын

Chocolate milk is exempt

@MykeLewisMusic

Ай бұрын

CHOCOLATE MILK MATTERS!!!!

0:41 These writers keep spelling "illegal immigrants" wrong.

@nutbastard

Ай бұрын

They won't even say "convicted felon" unless they're talking about Trump. Everyone else is a "justice affected individual".

@andyman8630

Ай бұрын

you spelled "illegal alien" wrong edit: "immigration" is a *legal* process

@glennhubbard5008

Ай бұрын

Sunak: Why are people supporting Reform? 🤔

@tommyb6611

Ай бұрын

i'm sorry, you misspelled "invaders" wrong Literally take this situation of foreign healthy strong able bodied men suddenly appearing on your beaches a few hundred years ago. Tell me what the lords of that time would've done and consider these people. 1) slaves - because they legally don't exist and have no rights in those lands 2) hanged or any other form of summary dealing with such invading forces 3) let them road their lands, hunt the local wildlife , make homes wherever they wanted and call those lands as their own

@desslone

Ай бұрын

SoulJers

You can blame me for the meteor. I've been praying awfully hard for it lately.

@redfordreddington8834

Ай бұрын

Shouldn't be praying for stuff like that

@0tuc

Ай бұрын

@@redfordreddington8834🙏 🙏 🙏

@josephmatthews9866

Ай бұрын

​@@redfordreddington8834 ... heh ...

@q3y6

Ай бұрын

😂

@bullydully7428

Ай бұрын

I can't blame you, I thank you.

Gets to date that pretty lady and play with crayons? Sounds good to me.

@lorireed8046

Ай бұрын

Yup! Take the crayons and play tic tac toe

@Dargonhuman

Ай бұрын

@@lorireed8046 Bonus points if he calls her "mommy" just to further confuse the waitstaff.

@lorireed8046

Ай бұрын

@@Dargonhuman LoL 🤣

@Charles.Wright

Ай бұрын

@@lorireed8046 at least play something with a more difficult solution, like Ultimate Tic-tac-toe. I've only ever played once IRL :(

They keep promising that asteroid. It'd be a blessed relief. And just think, we still have -hell- a labour government to look forward to.

@RosencrantzxGuildenstern

Ай бұрын

Come back, Mayan apocalypse that was supposed to happen in 2012! All is forgiven!

@LouT1501

Ай бұрын

The sheer lunacy of thinking that politicians could stop an asteroid.

@scotthooper4170

Ай бұрын

I heard it was directly headed for Washington DC. Expects no humans to be killed! 😂😂😂

@scotthooper4170

Ай бұрын

@@LouT1501they absolutely can stop it! But first they will need to know it’s Pronouns! 😂😂😂

@guysky3873

Ай бұрын

​@@scotthooper4170it identifies as " big" & "ass".

So now it's to the point that not even dying will stop them from coming after us.

@Adam-sd2ow

Ай бұрын

In California they want to make dead people compost.

Damn, that first one... Dude finds one woman who values personality over height and the world smacks him for it.

@seekingsalvation546

Ай бұрын

Is it a real story though ...if it happened you'd be annoyed and what, just go on with life. Would you go to the media so everyone else can now laugh at the story? Clickbait article if you ask me.

@n0odles86

Ай бұрын

Or he doesn't make a big deal out of it, shows her he has a cracking personality, she falls for him harder. Women like a man who can make them laugh.

@Apocalypse4162

Ай бұрын

I dunno about you but I'd be pretty happy if a restaurant still gave me some crayons and a coloring book, sounds like fun tbh

@thetaekwondoe3887

Ай бұрын

@@Apocalypse4162 Ahhh. I'm not alone!

@keithfield6434

Ай бұрын

I'm sure I saw this item months ago.

The milk one had me laughing 😂That’s the ultimate stupidity right there 🤣

@user-vv2jt7ng3m

Ай бұрын

it´s all those degrees with "concentration" on gender, race and butterfly poop studies.

@TJSx

Ай бұрын

@@user-vv2jt7ng3m I’m surprised they haven’t blamed Trump for the asteroid yet 🤣

@TC-yx2ss

Ай бұрын

Ultimate you reckon.Stay tuned Batfans Ultimate+ coming in the near future.

@Yezpahr

Ай бұрын

I sort of expected somebody to point out **why** the milk ads exist. But nope, nobody yet. I'm sure as milk not gonna do it.

@darrennew8211

Ай бұрын

Technically, lactose tolerance evolved about 5000 years ago in northern europe. So I guess the ability to drink milk as an adult could be considered a racial attribute. I'm not surprised someone would decide that makes milk racist.

THE BULL 💩 NEVER ENDS.

@deanmartin6052

20 күн бұрын

Racist!

The 💉appears to be affecting people's brains as well as their hearts.😢

@margaretthatcher6828

Ай бұрын

It really is.

@Spoon101

Ай бұрын

Having been calling it Retard Juice since '21, seems as though it wasnt just a question of those taking it.....

@steve8039

Ай бұрын

Since jibbyjabby time much of the world has lost its mind. I'm jibbyjabby free, and it's like sitting in a movie theatre watching the world go by as the worst possible black comedy Hollywood shite. It's kind of amusing, but bloody scary too.

@okeyokey578

Ай бұрын

@@steve8039 yea mate i feel u :D

@wishniwasfishn813

Ай бұрын

@@steve8039I got the Dr Ouchie and I regret it, but no forehead boob and still sane. Trump got elected and the left lost it then the left somehow won the election and said hold my beer it’s BS crazy time and here we are 😅

If someone claims to be an "Expert" or a "super fan", that just means they are a DEI hire funded by BlackRock.

I'm sure black milk isn't accused of racism as much as white milk.

@mr.1703

Ай бұрын

I agree with your comment, but it's called chocolate milk?

@Gonken88

Ай бұрын

​@@mr.1703Strawberry milk is gay.

@princeby-tor4458

Ай бұрын

​@@Gonken88strawberry milk comes from strawberries, lol

@Wulfenburg

24 күн бұрын

@@mr.1703 Milk of colour

@mr.1703

24 күн бұрын

@@Wulfenburg 😄 🤣

The Milky Bar Kid 👓 is going to be Bankrupted by all his Reparations 😩

@edwardtupper6374

Ай бұрын

It's the Milky Bar Kid! "The jokes are on me!"

I can't shop places where I know there is milk just staring at me and judging me

@Kaybabe8686

Ай бұрын

😂 my goodness that's almost everywhere. You must use a lot of delivery service

@kingdomofhope3371

Ай бұрын

😂

“Asteroid on path to destroy planet: Marginalized people disproportionately affected.”

@bq6162

Ай бұрын

This has a very similar feel to when Biden said the best way to prepare for a hurricane is to get vaccinated.

Milk what a waste of money someone needs prosecuted

@winstonsmith5365

Ай бұрын

Yeah you go on, eat your cereal with no milk like a psycho.

@halburd1

Ай бұрын

you would think various milk organizations would sue these freaks.

0:50 Darn, that whole cause and effect thing. What did they think was going to happen? The restaurant's aren't going to absorb that cost, and either are the delivery services. They pass that expense on to YOU.

@Dargonhuman

Ай бұрын

That's what's happening in CA with their stupid $20 minimum wage for fast food workers too - instead of jacking up prices to cover the extra wages, they restaurants are laying off workers and/or closing up shop all together. The workers that pushed for it and celebrated it are now cursing Governor Newsom for costing them their jobs.

@mikearonson1071

Ай бұрын

@@Dargonhuman Those workers are uneducated, clearly. If they knew anything about economics, they would have seen that coming. Then again, if they knew anything about economics, they'd likely have a better job, not an entry level one.

@echo4260

Ай бұрын

@@Dargonhuman Jacking up the price wouldn't have worked anyway. Price increases on items leads to less people buying and the outcome is the same - staff get laid off. Especially with the economy the way it is - fast food is a luxury, even McDonald's..

@darrennew8211

Ай бұрын

Somehow, people think supply and demand don't apply to low-wage labor.

Should be the soy-based beverage inductry paying for this milk crap and not taxpayers.

WTF can politicians do to prevent an asteroid hitting the planet? Most of em still struggle to tie their shoelaces and still eat crayons for breakfast...... Prevent an asteroid SMFH

So what, like... Dwarves got something against coloring?? 😕

@wizrom3046

Ай бұрын

Racists only use WHITE crayons

@robbiekop7

Ай бұрын

Snow White ❄ And The Seven Crayons

@thurmanmerman2720

Ай бұрын

Dwarves have disproportionate stubby fingers so have trouble keeping the crayon between the lines, which they find embarassing. Midgets, although still a dwarf, have proportionate fingers and can colour in between the lines perfectly. They use their colouring in skills to lord it over the dwarves. Before anyone asks about elves, I've never any of them use crayons or colouring books so can't comment there.

@Joe_C.

Ай бұрын

@@thurmanmerman2720, thanks! That's good to know 😂

more like when an asteroid hits earth, we know who to thank

lol racist milk never gets old

The 2 astronauts stuck in space will give us a "heads up".

why would they give him crayons and coloring book? I mean, did they just ASSUME that he´s liberal..? :D

@Dargonhuman

Ай бұрын

Hey now, I'm pretty damn conservative myself and I wouldn't turn down crayons and a coloring book at a restaurant! I might even let my wife help if she asked nicely...

I tried Uber app for the first time. It cost $42 for the taxi distance that cost $14 a few years ago. So I will never use Uber again.

@graciegj63

Ай бұрын

Is taxi still running?

@billbradley2480

Ай бұрын

@@graciegj63 yes. The Uber driver said he was a local taxi driver but makes more as a Uber driver.

@RevTox

Ай бұрын

The last time I used a taxi, I noticed I would have saved a good bit of money with Uber, instead. That was years ago, though. I'm sure taxis and ubers both cost a lot more, now, with higher gas prices and inflation.

@RevTox

Ай бұрын

@@billbradley2480 The rental cost for a taxi eats into what the drivers make in the end. Of course, Uber requires fairly newer cars of its drivers, last I looked. I'm sure those payments aren't cheap, either.

@graciegj63

Ай бұрын

@@billbradley2480 Good to know that taxi is still around.

We dont want flying cars... We want the meteor!!!

Who at this point doesn't want an asteroid to hit earth.

@elishh8173

Ай бұрын

Well said.

@Adam-sd2ow

Ай бұрын

Yeah I know all the assholes are going out too, softens the blow. 😂

@goranskigoranski5700

Ай бұрын

My cat

@PREPPER65

Ай бұрын

Bring it on!! 😊

@makara80

Ай бұрын

One can just imagine the (preceding) headlines now: ‘Asteroid Strikes Earth Wiping Out Humanity, Women, LGBT+ and Ethnic Minorities Most Affected’ I only wish I was joking. 🙁

Who are these so called 'Experts' ?

@higherground9888

Ай бұрын

Jews

In all honesty, even If I knew he was a dwarf I would have still put down crayons and a kids menu...It's moments in life like that you must let your humour prevail.

I hope he stayed in the lines and finished the word search.

California governor Gavin Newsom raised the minimum wage to 20 bucks an hour, and a lot of fast food joints are closing because of it. The managers can’t afford to pay the workers that wage. Same thing with the delivery drivers, they get higher wages, but less calls because people can’t afford to pay the delivery charge. Funny they can’t figure that out.

@echo4260

Ай бұрын

The only companies pushing for higher wages are places like Am4z0n etc who win in two ways for it - 1. When the smaller companies fold then they will end up with the business because people have to shop somewhere; and 2. Any cost increase with wages is pushed to the customer anyway which doesn't affect their bottom line in any real, appreciable way. Either way, small(er) business close and big business wins. Gogo monopolies..

Don't blame the asteroid ... THANK IT !! ( at long last , an end to the madness) 😂😂😂

How can we blame anyone if we are all wiped out 😂

How can there be record high channel crossings this year? I'm aware of two events in the 1940s that put that headline to shame. The evacuation from Dunkirk and Operation Overlord.

@commonsenseisntcommon1776

Ай бұрын

Record of illegals

Milk is racist... racist starts to be a word that lost the meaning

@2101case

Ай бұрын

Starts?! It was lost on many of us a decade ago.

@darrennew8211

Ай бұрын

I'm trying to figure out if they mean the actual milk itself is racist, or something *about* milk is racist.

the little person should have milked it got the kids discount

@lexx5313

Ай бұрын

Should've asked for the kid's beer and steak special!

@Rustyknife1

Ай бұрын

You misspelled midget

@DaniOrdo

Ай бұрын

I am sure he is milking her good

Lol!!! Thought old boy was her kid! Lol

So the asteroid will be Trump's fault. 🙄

@georgeburns7251

Ай бұрын

He doesn’t know what an asteroid is.

@echo4260

Ай бұрын

@@georgeburns7251 Nah, you're thinking of Biden. See, Biden's father was an Asteroid, working in the asteroid belt until he finally got to go to university - the first Asteroid in the family to go to university AND graduate in the top 3% of his class. Would take the train to work across the bridge to work in Asteroid related fields - and if you don't vote Asteroid, you ain't galactic.

If an asteroid wipes us out, how will we blame anyone? We're all dead. 🤨

0:55 The woman that wrote that is by far, the dumbest person in the room.

Ngl I'd love to doodle while waiting for my food on a paper tablecloth😊

I'd love to get crayons and a colouring book while having dinner, lucky dwarf.

Dead at such a young and healthy age. What did he die from? A bad case of Cartel Syndrome?

@andyman8630

Ай бұрын

at least they know for sure he won't be boxing for the next 4 years

“Experts.”

I wouldn't even travel on a cruise ship let alone live on one too many bad things have happened on them

@Dargonhuman

Ай бұрын

Why do you think they're cheaper than a landlocked apartment?

This guy's living in 2014😂

The thing about the dwarf is, he wasn’t impersonating a child. But damn he missed out on half priced Mac & cheese and nuggies that night. He’ll prolly get free crayons for life from that restaurant.

Yet ☪️ colonisation goes on unabated.

Come LORD Jesus

The first one. I had to pause video I was laughing so hard.🤣

the first one is more like a funny one

Leaving the woke countries forever to enjoy affordable red meat and dairy.

Need a 100% safe and effective anti-asteroid vaccynation for the planet.

Only a female"journalist" could find someone to blame for a meteor strike.

@littlehills739

Ай бұрын

meteor strike. uneven distribution of rock and fire - racist

I am amazed at how there is a next level

I’m sorry, but that first one was hilarious! Even in his place I would laugh. Hopefully I was too much for either of them.

0:01 He's so short he has to go up on her.

AI writing all of these articles! I'm certain of it!

Man, you can't make this shyte up!!

Yo, that first one is a violation 😂

If drinking milk is racist, then from here on in I would like to be referred to as Ms. Grand Wizard. Please and thank you. 😂

This is why I only drink brown milk.

If there is an asteroid, they’ll get musk to handle it in case it goes wrong and they don’t get the blame 🤦🏻‍♂️✌️🇬🇧

When everything is racist then nothing will be racist. At this point the very word is beginning to lose it's meaning.

@williamdrum9899

Ай бұрын

This is by design

S**t. If I was handed crayons and a coloring book at a restaurant, I'd use them. I used to love those activity pages as a kid.

What did he draw with the crayon’s

@mikearonson1071

Ай бұрын

A picture of the waitress choking on a long dong.

@edwardtupper6374

Ай бұрын

Hoopefully a dick and balls on the bill where you would normally write the tip. The tip? Not today, you're getting the whole package.

@Kaybabe8686

Ай бұрын

He drew his lady in the buff 😊

A so called expert is probably some woke kid sitting in a basement somewhere with nothing better to do.

If an asteroid hits us, blame the Protestants 😂

@glennhubbard5008

Ай бұрын

They must accept true religion!

@Brown87

Ай бұрын

@@glennhubbard5008 Islam 🤲🏼

@glennhubbard5008

Ай бұрын

@@Brown87 No.

@Brown87

Ай бұрын

@@glennhubbard5008 True religion... Believing in God alone; Islam 🤍

@glennhubbard5008

Ай бұрын

@@Brown87 No.

That study ain’t gonna stop people putting milk in their tea or in their muesli. After a few more years of milquetoast politics I will be ready for that asteroid.

When Andromeda crashes into us. We'll know who to blame.

Astroid tax

"dont count on politicians to stop it" trust me NO ONE will

0:18 gave me flashbacks to He Will Not Divide Us, season 1 I guess its true: everything old is new again.

I like the last one "If an asteroid wipes us out; we know who to blame!".❤

So if milk is "racist" does that mean coffee or chocolate flavoured milk is ok because they are brown in colour? 🤣🤣🤣

@A1Frizz

Ай бұрын

Chocolate Milk is a black face beverage

Bruh i read it as "dwarf handed crayons", like they need specially shaped crayons for their hands

@Kaybabe8686

Ай бұрын

😂

No worries about my milk being racist, I just add some heresy's syrup.

I can see people with food coloring to fix their milk issue.

The dwarf story pre-dates AI-generated images, and yet, it looks like an AI-generated image.

Don't you dare mess with my Milky milk

Milk? Colonialism? I'm sorry, but, I was educated into understanding that us humans have been drinking milk for thousands of years... 😏

We’re not worrying about solar flares which could wipe out our electrical grid nor asteroids which would just wipe us out but instead let’s worry about colonization…

Too bad the server is blind, or he/she might have noticed how he looks like a little Elon Musk. 🤣☕☕😬

I am not dwarfphobic in any way but the first one was f'king funny.

That's why I only drink chocolate milk

You can go ahead and blame me as it won't matter because you won't be around to blame anyone because we'll all be wiped out

I am barracking for the Asteroids!

Is chocolate milk still racist? Banana milk?

Can't we just program or brew a jab against asteroids? All this tech and we're just sitting on our hands here. Geez.

If you're investigating whether milk is racist or not, you're not an expert in anything.

A Land flowing with MILK and Honey..........Talk to God about Milk.

@lorrainecouch348

Ай бұрын

The e-lites do the total opposite to what is written. Take the 10 (12) COMMANDMENTS... it's a TO-DO-LIST to these power mad imposters.

0:18 is this “experts” in the room with us ?

That poor dwarf. 🫠

@raclark2730

Ай бұрын

Ime sure he forgot all about it after a roll in the hay with his buxom companion.

You can buy chocolate milk.

@littlehills739

Ай бұрын

from brown cows

I wonder if chocolate milk is okay to drink? 🐵

True story. When the dwarf wrestling performer "Hornswoggle" introduced himself to The Rock backstage before a show, The Rock thought he was a Make-a-Wish kid. Hornswoggle has talked about it in interviews.

Is ice cream racist too?

In solidarity with diversity and inclusion I only drink chocolate milk now !

Those Racist cows not to mention the damage they do when farting