“I know a guy in heaven who was filled by a horse once” is one of the cleanest lines ever delivered

@peklenc9727

Жыл бұрын

Bruh mr hands went around my school this is the first time I’ve heard it mentioned since

@pheonix4924

Жыл бұрын

How is there only two comments on a 2.1k liked comment?

@lavitardragonov771

Жыл бұрын

@@pheonix4924 Nothing more needed to be said

@PiousMoltar

Жыл бұрын

How did Ted not know this?

@foodafen7406

Жыл бұрын

But far from clean for the guy

Schlatt is the type of guy to look at a very stable topic and go "don't google Mr. Hands" and not wait for an answer

@jhendo17

Жыл бұрын

Commenting about the first clip is peak attention deficit

@meirapachal6999

Жыл бұрын

Love the reference

@DHunter_47

Жыл бұрын

The Kingdom of God is at Hand John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

@TheRealTerranMarine

Жыл бұрын

Whilst chugging the thick water

@fissure2132

Жыл бұрын

@@jhendo17 and he thinks its from a podcast episode...

ted always seems so in shock with everything schlatt does, you'd think he'd be used to it by now

@kovici7226

Жыл бұрын

i think its his character too. just the guy who always expects better and never gets it LMFAO

@lamosos

Жыл бұрын

You might say Ted is a bit oblivious. Not unlike yourself, to the fact that he is just playing along and this being 90% of their content.

@blakegrewteeth

10 ай бұрын

teds character is the best sidekick

I'm now convinced Schlatt is the "Third Unidentified Man" from the Mister Hands incident

@braydenchan302

11 ай бұрын

That makes to much sense

@Mr_AngelYT

10 ай бұрын

you could be right tho idk

@itscebby8882

4 ай бұрын

I wouldn't put it past him after what he did in 99'

Schlatt is the type of guy to bring 18 people to watch a 18+ movie

@tommibear4013

Жыл бұрын

All under the age of 18

@crazynoob568

Жыл бұрын

@@tommibear4013 💀💀💀💀

@AxiEisa

4 ай бұрын

WUAHHA Let's admit that under 18s have seen 18+ content their whole lives You know Steven Kings' " It "? Largest child audience

@RonaldReagan383

2 ай бұрын

@@AxiEisa are u dumb?

schlatt is the definition of "american"

@ludicroussodomy

Жыл бұрын

@Theo. gay is included in schlatt's factory settings dw

@DHunter_47

Жыл бұрын

The Kingdom of God is at Hand John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

@lachlanparker570

Жыл бұрын

I'm just glad that he's not right-wing. If he was, that would be almost as tragic as those bumper stickers.

@ludicroussodomy

Жыл бұрын

@Theo. he really is

@room5058

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

The Chinese FInger Traps had me rolling.

@dryfox11

Жыл бұрын

The best content of the year xD

@ArielSaturn

Жыл бұрын

300 chinese finger traps

@Ceciel_

Жыл бұрын

Same… and I’m in class😭

@VisionaryForge_

Жыл бұрын

I was in the floor I couldn’t breathe 😂

@moon_chan4299

Жыл бұрын

yeah, i can't barely breath.

"You are my childhood hero" YOU ARE STILL A CHILD

@Echobabe_

Жыл бұрын

He's....18..

@BrianLTU

Жыл бұрын

@@Echobabe_ **slow head shake of dissappintment**

@Echobabe_

Жыл бұрын

@@BrianLTU -insert shaky breath-

@ludicroussodomy

Жыл бұрын

@@Echobabe_ wasnt he 17 by the time of the video recording? i might be mistaken lmao, i dont really watch vods

@Echobabe_

Жыл бұрын

@@ludicroussodomy it was a jokeeeee

Bruh Schlatt saying “I know a guy in heaven who was filled by a horse once” had me laughing hard 💀

@Redstoner34526

11 ай бұрын

Just like that horse

Schlatt in the little scooter while they were golfing had me dying Man tried to take the keys like that could stop the absolute unit that is schlatt

@PotatoKing1253

Жыл бұрын

*GUN*

i feel like im in a fever dream whenever i see clips of schlatt doing literally anything

Schlatt is the type of person to just stare at you and run away (Thank you for this.)

@AxiEisa

4 ай бұрын

Nice PFP

Schlatt is that one dude who does anything people dare him to, without any certainty of rewards.

I love how Wilbur is like Tommy’s supportive older brother and Shlatt is like his cool alcoholic uncle Edit: you ever make a comment that just ages absolutely horrendously 😰

@Fluff_Noodles

Жыл бұрын

REAL!

@cheddarsunchipsyes8144

Жыл бұрын

The words “cool” and “alcoholic uncle” should not mix

@junojune7379

Жыл бұрын

@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 yeahnthey should

@rezdaboi

Жыл бұрын

Nice, I gave the 911th like

@Squib-kb2tn

Жыл бұрын

And you just summarized every single fanfic with Schlatt in it

"I know a guy who was filled by a horse once" yeah hes not in heaven man

I know the bit is that it's weird information for Schlatt to have, but it's honestly more surprising to me that Charlie and Ted have never heard of Mr. Hands. As someone who had unrestricted internet access as a wee lass and gave out my Skype name to randos on public Minecraft servers, it's really hard to imagine that there's actual internet content creators that have yet to be initiated to such classics.

@Animenite97

Жыл бұрын

in fairness, you did an insane thing giving out you Skype name to randos.

@drewisdreaming

Жыл бұрын

​@Adam Collier bro didn't grow up on the internet in the 2000s/early 2010s... we had NO sense of self-preservation 😭 😭 i would get into skype calls with complete strangers at like 13 years old and send them links to shock porn. shit was wild

@Animenite97

Жыл бұрын

@@drewisdreaming I mean, I did, born in 97. I just didn't do that shit lol. Those be safe online ads worked on me

@unsolicitedinput9185

Жыл бұрын

​@@Animenite97 Creative Minecraft servers back in the day were fucking lawless wastelands. I mean, I met some weirdos on Hypixel adventure maps, sure, but I feel like I can't even describe the shit those creative server kids were up to without being put on some watch list. I remember being annoyed when all the creative servers started cracking down to be more family friendly, but holy shit, was it needed. On skype, though, it was mostly just slightly older tweens/teens with their shock sites, but I'm also 88 percent sure I've talked to actual groomers before what with all the grown adults telling me how 'mature' I sound. Luckily, I am completely socially inept, so I'd get antsy after knowing people too long and wipe my contacts . Now, I'm studying Comp Sci with dudes who run virtual machines on their desktops just to connect to Zoom meetings while I remember the good ol' days of entering my real-life address into sketchy surveys on the off chance of getting free in-game dollars.

@ideaammo3650

Жыл бұрын

no fear, huh

Schlatt is the Homelander of KZread.

schlatt is the definition of "youtube"

@graceinasweater9169

Жыл бұрын

schlatt is the definition

@ralphytube9986

Жыл бұрын

schlatt is the

@pipevinethehybrid7049

Жыл бұрын

schlatt is

@Rock-xb5hh

Жыл бұрын

schlatt

@pipevinethehybrid7049

Жыл бұрын

schlat

6:26 "oh so we're lying today"

Shlatt is allways making these youtube moments.

as a person who almost never smiles 5:26 made me burst laughing out loud.

schlatt is my comfort youtuber and if that doesn’t tell you how mentally ill i am, idk what does

I love how Shlatt is calling the guy for help with the Chinese finger traps but all he did was tell him to repent and turn to good 😭😭😭

schlatt seems like the type of person to walk into a bar and ask if they could serve him an angel shot because he doesnt wanna go to hell

7:46 telling my mom I threw up on my bed

"I know a guy in Heaven who was filled by a horse" You sure he's in Heaven?

9:45 My dad walked right when this conversation started

fun fact the mr hands ranch wasnt just a random ranch, it was a ranch for people who enjoy beastiality, specifically horse beastiality but they had dogs too

@tommibear4013

Жыл бұрын

WHAT THE FUCK i actually didn’t know this How was this allowed

@slycooper1001

11 ай бұрын

well i think it was a outta sight outta mind kinda situation like don't tell anyone and we'll stick around kinda thing i think that due to that incident that place was shut down. because a headline like "man dies riding horse" isn't eye-catching. but "man dies after being ridden by horse" does make you go wtf the ranch certainly wasn't legal for anything other then a ranch also they um. filmed him being impaled and well somebody uploaded to the internet and what i'm getting at is. Mr.hands is now eternally famous for his fatal encounter with a well endowed stallion the recording still exists on the internet and unfortunately you can watch it i do not recommend searching for... nor watching the video.

he really went all out with the saying "dont be afraid to be the weirdest in the room"

8:23 they talk to schlatt like he's a dog 💀💀

"Got some stickers for you too, Pro Bono" got me dying

"your silence speaks volumes right now" -Ted Nivision

Schlatt going "mommy" while chugging thick water is deeply disturbing.

6:50 fundy looks like he is high

@Kaynsgaybrother

11 ай бұрын

Fr.

@StarIsBestttt

8 ай бұрын

he probably is-

Here before Schlatt has to delete/edit/reupload becuase someone at YT got their panties in a twist over a joke.

I like how most of the clips are from other people's videos and streams. Truly a "Schlatt" moment.

the end made me almost spit out my coffee. just the "good" "nice"

Fun fact for those who do wanna know how Schlatt knows about Mr. Hands - Schlatt was and probably still is a Mr. Sark fan. Sark brought up Mr. Hands in one of his Cards Against Humanity videos. Had a full on bit about it. He's also the source of the unlimited games but no games question - that was a question on Machinima Respawn Inbox, a show where people mailed in questions to Sark and APLFisher.

2:17 the face he makes 😂

9:33 schlatt thats not barbies friend thats her sister. what does that say about her family

The Chinese finger trap thing was so awesome

6:10 bro that guy has the composure of a frigging hostage negotiator.

2:28 this audio was actually one of many of mika's crisp gulp sounds

that last clip was gold it went from wholesome to heretical in 0.1 seconds.

RIP KRACC BACC you will be missed

The way he was grabbing the cake box was giving me so much anxiety

2:55 Schlatt ai has a stroke

6:10 missed opportunity to say his pickle is in a pickle

3:45 was that Trevor screaming no? Haha

We still need the metal sarcophagus.

Schlatt is genuinely a beautiful man

4:31 ayo

0:44 Let's just say Horses weren't the only things violent that night.

5:03 got an ad titled even roast i fucking died

Bruh I look up and see haymich from the hunger games movie yelling at a paraplegic schlatt with a gun

“I watch men” was unexpected yet expected

8:17 nicocado on his scooter

Please more, I love these.

Someone should make a band called "six inches for jesus"

I was literally crying while watching vent videos and clicked on this 💀

WE NEED MORE COMPILATIONS!!!

he takes the key out of schlatt's people mover and schlatt pulls out the fucking GAT bruh

No matter how many times I’ve seen these chips, they never cease to scare the shit out of me

i havent laughed so hard in so long, my chest hurt so bad

9:00 😂😂😂😂

slimecicle is such a mailbox

I watched this and almost cried from laughing 🤣🤣🤣

The first one made me spit out my tea

3:38 WHY WAS HE OPENING THE BOX LIKE THAT 😭😭😭

Camping around Moses lake washington and watching these comps on 1 bar 144p. First clip has me howling at 1:45 a.m.

Schlatt is such a KZread

@d_ryosuke

Жыл бұрын

this is a real KZread comment

8:17 "last chance to look at me Hector" 8:59

I actually saw this billboard once when I was in the car XD 4:36

7:31 i genuinly almost threw up from this part

@clairedcaptions

11 ай бұрын

what’s he drinking?

@WolfRayron1225

11 ай бұрын

@@clairedcaptions thick water

THE FINGERTRAPS IM CRYING NOOOOO 😂

“and this is what I care aboout” am I the only one that thinks schlatt held out that “about” too long (he was too distracted by the hot men)

bro the finger trap video made me choke on my water 💀

Fundy’s hair makes him look adorable

I keep a bottle of thick water in my car, any new person who gets in has to take a sip. It’s actually the most discussing thing ever😂

You youngsters missed the wild time that was the Internet from 1995 to 2005. Before all the social media stuff there was only wild west with no ai intervention. I watched 2 girls 1 cup and mr hans at the age of 12...

@Lezm

6 ай бұрын

There’s a Mr hands video? Actually don’t tell me, I’m actually quite glad to have not had access to the internet during this period 💀

My maaan

7:25 HIS FACE LMAO

Not me over here just realizing that the police number 911, and the incident 9/11 are the same numbers.

4:15 I was NOT ready for this clip 💀💀💀

I laughed so hard on “mr hands”

Schlatt tries to be Mr. Sark for 10 Minutes.

when he called the guy about the billboard i was squirming the entire time bro that's the most uncomfortable thing i've ever listened to i think i'm gonna

4:34 Aaaaaand that's enough internet for today

I am proud that I knew about and watched Mr. Hands before I knew about JSchlatt.

Fingertraps are the best, were those Mormons?

@benjamindupaix6425

Жыл бұрын

No. I'm not sure which denomination it was, but it's not Mormons

@peterstefanak2889

Жыл бұрын

Jehowah Witnesses I think. They have that shit with only an exact number of souls getting to heaven.

@zackjones8802

Жыл бұрын

I don't know which denomination that was, but as someone in an LDS family I can say with absolute certainty that they weren't mormons as the LDS church doesn't exactly believe in hell. If you'll allow me to ramble for a bit I can explain. There's three kingdoms of glory (telestial, terrestrial, and celestial). The lowest of these is the telestial kingdom, which is quoted as being akin to the glory of the stars (the terrestrial kingdom was said to be akin to the glory of the moon and the celestial kingdom that of the Sun). Now, I haven't really been able to find any official doctrine on this, but I was always taught that the telestial (lowest) kingdom was essentially just like Earth, except everyone is immortal. The terrestrial kingdom is similar, except a bit better and there's more of a connection to God and Jesus. And the celestial kingdom is where you literally become a god and create your own world. So yes, technically the mormons are polytheistic, they just don't worship the other gods. Oh, I almost forgot, there's heavenly mother as well, but we know very little about her because patriarchy. Anyways, back to what I was saying. There is a place widely called spirit prison that is sometimes called hell in the book of mormon, but this is a temporary place that has no physical torture if I recall correctly, you're just made to realize that you done goofed and repent which is never a very fun process as it requires an admission of guilt. I believe ministering angels are also sent into spirit prison to teach the spirits there in order to convert them. In order to be broken out of spirit prison, somebody must do a baptism for the dead in your name. Eventually, everyone will be let out of spirit prison in the millennium after the second coming where Jesus will be back on earth and world peace will be achieved while he teaches everyone. It's also worth noting that until the second coming, all the dead people that don't go to spirit prison go to the spirit world where they essentially just live a second life as spirits. After the second coming, everyone is resurrected and given a perfect physical body once more. And one last thing that I almost forgot: there is a place called the outer darkness where there's just permanent isolation from God. That's the closest they get to an eternal hell, but in order to get there you have to truly know God and still work against him. In other words, you can't go there by accident. To be completely honest I don't know why the mormons have such an awful reputation. Don't get me wrong, they have their issues and I have more than my fair share of questions, but as far as religions go they're pretty chill in my experience. All in all, could be worse.

@ZeldaboyOG

Жыл бұрын

Mormons don't have Hell, they have Outer Darkness.

@ZeldaboyOG

Жыл бұрын

@@zackjones8802 Jesus Christ dude. Guy asked a question and not for the Book of Mormon on tape.

every time Schlatt goes into Minx's room she instantly goes into ''housewife trying to figure out if she's gonna get beat or not'' mode

1:31 really is wills brother huh

I love this while hiding the bodies of a family of 4.

i bet Schlatt and Whang! both hang out and drink beers while discussing video ideas

The first with jschlatt as the main channel

that golf clip had my in stitches

I am grateful to Schlatt for letting me know about Mister Hands

8:05 this clip made me get this for my dad on his birthday

@USER-A566

Ай бұрын

A comprehensive guide😏

What if the Boeing engineer was another early whistleblower, and that's how they chose to avenge their company secrets 😅😂

I am Christian, but that dude was a little insensitive XD