"I can't be wrong twice in a minute" sounds like a line straight out of Oscar Wilde. Superb interaction between Simon and Mark in this one.

@adrianguinn3331

Жыл бұрын

Lol thank you for this lolol

"it's about the struggle to get your career back on track after you sunk it so deep submarines can't find the wreckage of the last movie you made". Kermodes a savage.

@chwenhoou

4 жыл бұрын

XD There is not enough aloe vera on Earth to recover from that burn.

@thejamesbondshow9754

Жыл бұрын

That's something you can't recover from 🤪

@Tez-cg8xc

5 ай бұрын

Thankfully Guy Ritchie seems to be back on form the last few years.

Has anyone else used Mark's rant reviews as a means of cheering themselves up during covid? I especially love how Mark is so angry he starts yelling at Simon. One day Simon is going to kick his arse and we are going to hear it.

@hugohackenbush1554

2 жыл бұрын

Many's the day I've done just that 👌🏼

"but I did quite enjoy it" ... "No you didn't" Beautiful

@deathmachine808

8 жыл бұрын

+alspacka it was

The Long Good Friday as done by Chas 'n' Dave. Brilliant!

"I quite liked it". "no you you didn't" "The sound-track was good" "-No it wasn't." "I can't be wrong twice in one minute" "-Yes you can" Ouch!

@borednow5838

7 жыл бұрын

That was great yeah! Love their banter back and fourth! lol. Great review. I only disagree with him over the Subways.

6:33 The exasperation in Kermode's voice is so genuine. "But... Simon..." he can't believe that mayo doesn't hate this film as much as he does.

@ktwashere5637

3 жыл бұрын

I think Simon just likes to wind him up. He knows how much the audience love this stuff.

No problem. There are lots of great Kermodean rants that many people haven't heard so I'm doing my best to get as many of the best ones up as possible.

@ktwashere5637

3 жыл бұрын

make sure you get Mama Mia too - for the opposite reason. Everyone was expecting a rant and instead he loved it so much it made him cry.

What I really love above everything else in a Kermodian rant is the moment when he throws in breathlessly-"And the WORST thing about it is..." genius.

'...cor blimey I'm married to Madonna' LMFAO

Absolutely love this! 😂😂😂 Vintage Kermode on one!

It's amazing how much of what he's saying fits Mark's still image

Kermode needs to be on mainstream TV more often. He's the man.

@Topnomad

8 жыл бұрын

I know all about gangsters.... No you don't. 😆

@GG57

8 жыл бұрын

+Clubber O' leary "nae plus ultra" class

his Danny Dyer is fuckin brilliant.

I cannot stop laughing my ass off.... take a firm line Mark hahahaha

@ortho_stice3424

8 жыл бұрын

+Denis Vargas "No. It's not right to enjoy it" hahaha. This might be Kermode's finest hour.

The long good Friday performed by chas and dave. Perfect description

LONG LIVE KING KERMODE

@Sssthpok

5 жыл бұрын

but he's a complete wanker

@christopherthorne8133

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sssthpok he is now with his stupid woke rhetoric these days

I fucking LOVE this movie. fantastic.

"5 minutes in and it was all over". That comment and the Chas & Dave line just about finished me off. Mark Kermode is a national treasure. And that's all there is to it.

@darrylwynwilliams1760

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 😊

Thanks man. I love his rants but the positive reviews are always worth a listen too

Kermode is in love with Kermode

@lizziebooth5397

6 жыл бұрын

He's only human

Whoever this dude is, he sure has a strong tongue. Movie was awesome, GG Guy Ritchie.

@ktwashere5637

3 жыл бұрын

if the "dude" you are referring to is Mark Kermode then you have been missing out.

Also: "Even the NME wouldn't sink that low!" They sort of did, back when they voted Pete Doherty top on the Coolest People list a few years ago.

" A good soundtrack is a movie that uses its music intelligently". Amen!

I think Mark took LS and Snatch far too seriously. I thought they were hilarious.

6:32 - can't believe how camp Kermode was there. "But SIMON!"

@oliverclamp2671

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I liked this movie. It's nothing special but it's entertaining.

@BigDaddyZakk420

10 жыл бұрын

Agreed, maybe not oscar material, good flick nonetheless.

I went to see this with my Uncle and Cousin back in 2008 when it came out, and while I was happy with it I have to say, in a way, Kermode's right. I was so, SO relieved that it was nothing like the abomination that was Revolver and I think my first impression was overpowered by that. But! Since then I have re watched it several times and my love for it remains, RockNRolla has a quirky charisma to it that has stood its ground. Heres hoping for 'The Real RockNRolla'

Sexy Beast is how its done

@darrylwynwilliams1760

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 😉

lol i liked rocknrolla a lot but this was great to listen to

Sexy beast was a geezer movie. That was brilliant

This is peak Kermode

I enjoyed this movie but then again I loved snatch. The best was Collin the coach and the boys. Had me rolling. I think since you are British you hold it to higher standard, cause human nature means we tend to be harder on our own then others. As an American I enjoyed the movie precisely because it exposed me to more British themes. It got a swag.

"Not even submarines could find the wreckage of the last movie you made..." Kemodic brialliance.

I really enjoyed the movie, the performances, the incredible cast, and also this review. Ha.

I fucking love these guys.

"I can't be wrong twice in a minute" hilarious.

I also quite enjoyed it.

Rocknrolla was a great movie.

Ta dude, d'you have his review for the orphanage by any chance? Been looking for that one. Cheers

Good Job Mark

No problem. As long as the wittertainment keeps going strong, I will continue uploading Kermode gold.

"I did quite enjoy it.." "No you didn't"

I miss this kind of review from Mark.

@CS-mo7xp

3 жыл бұрын

I can't actually remember when his last proper rant-a-thon was...

@TulseLuper Excellant. Glad to hear he came to his senses in the end. The good thing about Mark Kermode is that, despite the vehmance with which he does denounce certain things, he is always prepared to revise his opinion if need be, and also take's into account movies he wouldn't necessarily choose himself and judge's them on their own merits. Of course you have to make allowances....he is after all only a critic and as such is given to the whim of the moment and the odd tantrum. (;

"I can't be wrong twice in one minute" - "No you can!"

@ktwashere5637

3 жыл бұрын

Mark would argue that Guy Ritchie can be wrong 3 times in one minute.

"you have to take a firm line here!"

@ktwashere5637

3 жыл бұрын

that's my favourite part too. Standards people!!!

i remember asking that too. yeah there are a bunch

'I quite enjoyed it'. 'No you didn't.' 'Oh no sorry, I realise I'm wrong.'

Snatch is legendary

“Cake, cake, I like cake, get the shooters”

It's a good movie

"I did quite enjoy it" "No you didn't!" Thanks for uploading

It’s funny how Mark actually says he like Lock Stock now(Aladdin review). I know he likes the Sherlock Holmes films.

10:54 "GO AWAY! You horrible man..."

Oh no doubt. Sometimes he even rants about films he really loves like when he tried to make Mayo see Hard Candy a few years ago.

Is this is a case of Kermode not liking Guy Ritchie personally? There are lots of bad movies reviewed by Kermode and he slates them but you don't see him this hateful too often.

@wasteoflifeandinternet9674

8 жыл бұрын

He doesn't really mind the first two of his films and he liked the Sherlock film, so I would go with the films being individually atrocious

@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447

7 жыл бұрын

Davidchurch93 yeah Guy Ritchie and "Zack Snyder"!

And the winner for speedy slagging off goes too... BTW I loved R&R very funny could watch it 100 times and would still crack me up.

I love Mark's classic rants, before he decided to do reviews based on CONCEPTS

If you like Lock Stock and Snatch you'll like this

Funny stuff. I rented REVOLVER a few years ago and thought there was something wrong with me that I didn't get it, and I shouldn't have fallen asleep several times. ROCKNROLLA was also terrible...couldn't tell anyone what the plot was about.

would love to hear kermode review football factory. anyone know if he did??

Guys gonna like this

The long good fridave

@TulseLuper Agreeeedddd SIR! :)

Geezers Geezers Geezers!

'I can't be wrong twice in a minute..'

Kermode liked Sherlock Holmes.

I'd love to hear that interview with Simon and Guy Richie. If anyone can point me in the right direction that would be awesome.

Most disturbing is that on the end credits there’s a threat of a sequel

Probably. I remember him liking it so I'm not sure how entertaining the review will be in that sense but if I have it I'll send you a message.

I think there's more to Lock Stock and Snatch than what Kermode gives credit for.

i enjoyed it i actually did, there was a lot of humour in it

“But I did quite enjoy it.” “No you didn’t!” “Oh no, sorry - I realize I’m wrong.”

I like the two first movies, and they have quite something about them. I also like Revolver :P A lot. The story is one thing, but it's also very nice to look at, and listen to. Rocknrolla however, not so sure about that one.. And this review, hilarious :P

All RocknRolla did for me was further my opinion that Lock, Stock was a flash in the pan for Ritchie.

"dont' do that!"

Aah, "Revolver" the pre "Transformers" days...

"But Simon,..."

@TulseLuper Who said I was looking for validation? I don't know what you're talking about.

Considering I'm such a huge fan of Lock Stock, Snatch and I quite liked Rock'n'Rolla, I really liked this review! People who slag off Kermode because they disagree with his film taste need to grow up. It's possible to see where someone else is coming from in terms of critisicm, and I can totally see where Kermode is coming from in his critisicm of Ritchie's work - but for the same reason he doesnt like them, I enjoy them immensely. Call me immature if you like :')

mark is fantastic,,,i often disagree with him VERY OFTEN,,,but i still love him

1:57 lol He captures perfectly what a gun and geezers flicks are.

I totally don't understand why everyone is hating on Revolver. I liked it a lot. I enjoyed RockNRolla as well.

One of the funniest aspects of these reviews is that his anger and venom directed at the films makes me want to see them to confirm that they can actually be that bad!

@CharlieSpeary he didnt,,the other 2 he referred to were SWEPT AWAY and REVOLVER

The NME comment is golden.

That was Matthew Vaughn, but he did make Kick Ass & X-Men: First Class, I thought those were very well done films.

"no it's not!" "no, you can!"

Haaha! "Gah! Blimye! Govnoah!"

To all those who say Kermode just has prejudices towards films, it's worth pointing out that Guy Richie's latest film 'Sherlock Holmes' has been out a few weeks, and Kermode LOVED it. Mark just knows his films; he knows the difference between a crap film, and a good film. It's a shame the rest of us don't.

I don't think it's a 10 out of 10 movie, but it is fun to watch and it's not nearly as bad as he says.

He likes loads of films. If you bothered to watch/listen to all his available reviews, you'd be aware of that fact. As for Watchmen, his reasons made perfect sense. All style and no substance, which is something loads of people have said.

i like revolver.

lol ah , got you . yeah on that front it had its moments no question.

But!!! The new King Arthur . Was amazing

I'm glad Mark reminded us of just how terrible the NME was.

kermode is usually on the nose but misses the mark here by a long shot, for what the films worth.

I saw Rock n Rolla when it came out and I honestly can't remember a thing about it other than that it was way too long and all over the place plot-wise.

@richardthered

8 жыл бұрын

+mrpandabites Same as, I watched it at the cinema and couldn't remember much about it, but since have watched it again and I quite enjoyed it.

@IMOReviews

3 жыл бұрын

.... so it was a Guy Ritchie movie 😅