Gerald: *speaks gibberish* Jeremy: "wise words"

@rdbch

Жыл бұрын

The "wise words" commence at 6:17

I can just see James May coming on the show and being able to fully understand Gerald and ends up having a good ole conversation with him.

@CanadianWaterfowler

Жыл бұрын

I would be rolling on the floor laughing if that happens! 😜😂

@tom.cresswell

Жыл бұрын

i dont see how hes hard to understand 😂

@matictelic

Жыл бұрын

Imagine May trying to explain how to fix the tractor, would probably last three hours

@surgecaliber

Жыл бұрын

Yo shut up man I’m dying 😂😂😂 To be honest I could actually see that happening

@minicle426

Жыл бұрын

And Gerald finding him terribly interesting.

I am from germany and I learned a lot of the english language by viewing their television. And then came Gerald.🤯

@ichwohnedort

Жыл бұрын

Yeah im german too and im lost with Gerald

@derkies2133

Жыл бұрын

Same, but i feel its getting better. Sometime I feel like I understand almost 30% of it.

@mycroftsanchez901

Жыл бұрын

I'm English and still have no idea what Gerald says most of the time.

@lorrainecreighton5690

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@beregyniaberegynia1915

Жыл бұрын

@@derkies2133mate i also need a season or two more to get what's he about.

You know what, after being exposed to the way Gerald talks, i started to understand maybe 70% of what he was saying, so I'm fairly confident that at this point Clarkson understands most of it. Still, Gerald rules!

@bollemann2582

Жыл бұрын

It's also edited to make him sound a lot more worse than it actually is

@nik-ev3eh

Жыл бұрын

Even the subtitles can't speak Gerald,they just stop when he talks mostly.

@Che1seabluesdrogba11

Жыл бұрын

Idk man, i went back to season 1 and season 1 Gerald is rough

@Kiwionwing

Жыл бұрын

Saw a British anthropologist guy talk about various languages of Britain Gerald came up as an example of how important to record him as a icon for "West Country (County) dialect" My trendy modern friend speaks cumbrian to her parents. One day a lady was talking to me on the coast I asked sue what she said in Cumbrian. Sue laughed saying she spoke English Ha Ha

@Philljag

Жыл бұрын

@@bollemann2582 it’s actually not I met Gerald at clarksons farm 😂😊

One of my favorite bit about this show is the subtitles giving up when Gerald speaks, usually it's a couple of words and then [indistinct]

@Beefy2203

Жыл бұрын

That just made me lol.

@samanthabarbados4245

Жыл бұрын

Ahahahahahahahaha

@eaakerman8829

Жыл бұрын

I’m watching in Sweden there is no Swedish translation when he speaks

@raptor7364

Жыл бұрын

There are no Polish subtitles when he speaks

@lizcookson269

Жыл бұрын

There’s no real English subtitles for Gerald!!!

Gerald is fantastic and a national treasure.

@mooncat.787

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

@t.c.4321

Жыл бұрын

The thing is though, there are thousands of people like him all over the country... which is good I suppose

@GeraldMourice

Жыл бұрын

Hello dear how are you doing

@mooncat.787

Жыл бұрын

@@t.c.4321 What does that even mean ?

Gerald is awesome. So full of wisdom. Especially when he said "guya monn sgih shambollott frincg scolla mehh" spoken like a boss. Gerald for prime minister!

@mcmultiplechoice2931

Жыл бұрын

Translators in the world :🤔🤔🤔🤔😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵😵☠ just joking of course, I am quite sure someone had PhD of "Gerald" amongst those translator.

@Mortthemoose

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@CMGThePerson

11 ай бұрын

Well we won't know his campaign promises

@purplesprig1690

7 ай бұрын

Its because he's head of security everything he says is encripted

Of all the things that Gerald has ever said on Clarksons Farm….. …..The one thing I understood was when he said ‘what a load of shit’ when describing Clarksons attempt at marking a line for the track to the barn. Legend 👍🏻

@songsongsingasong

8 ай бұрын

And when Jeremy trimmed the hedges wrong, Gerald goes 'Jesus fuckin' Christ'.

Gerald doing over 50 harvests is staggering and he's still serving! Farmers are just built different.

Gets handed a beer says it in perfect English “that’s a good beer that” 😂 the most important sentence

@andrasziegenham6766

2 ай бұрын

5:45 I hear him say "It's a nose beer that"

@omardude39

24 күн бұрын

​@@andrasziegenham6766 "It's a nice beer, that"

He's right mind...'if you were a pidgeon it would cut you up like carpet' Omg I'm understanding Gerald. Legend!

@troythegardener

Жыл бұрын

Can you understand what the context is where he says about taking off all his clothes and putting them in a plastic bag in relation to the combine not working 😂 absolutely buckled laughing at it

Not even the subtitles on Amazon knows what he’s saying

@Tim16003

Жыл бұрын

In S1 they tried but now they just gave up I guess lmao

@Stallzyx

Жыл бұрын

I can't say much but it is clearer to hear what he's saying in most cases where he's not on the walkie-talkie. Those are impossible otherwise perhaps lol but I have a feeling the team behind the final cut must have purposely made him seem more hard to understand as that is part of his character now

@TramvayValera

Жыл бұрын

@@Stallzyx very likely, at 0:19 there's a short segment of his speech being reversed (at least it sounds like so, and if it wasnt edited-then HOW DOES HE DO THAT????)

@Stallzyx

Жыл бұрын

@@TramvayValera hmm the person who made the compilation may have done that or amazon did it rather than using a bleep sound I guess

@jeanrunkle1059

Жыл бұрын

The first time we saw him it was in german subtitles. I laughed till I damn near got sick

I love how this show is just everyone slowly learning how to understand Gerald

Gerald would make a fantastic announcer at a railway station! I love his smile also - cheers me up😃

look at the joy Caleb's is getting when Gerald is telling him off

I loved his introduction in season 2. Like nothing changed. Felt right at home with the Gerald noises.

@lazybones69

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad they didn't overdo him tbh. He's still a rare treat.

@MLGVorkScoper

Жыл бұрын

@@lazybones69 perfect timing every time.

Just binged watched over yesterday and today and it's BRILLIANT! It's quite clear that something dodgy is going on at that council refusing planning permission for everything Jeremy applied for, especially when you look at those ghastly new-builds in the villiage which cleary do NOT fit in with the character of the area! Perhaps they were looking for some 'brown envelopes'?

@burgertim7878

Жыл бұрын

I think they're just biased against Jeremy Clarkson because he's Jeremy Clarkson.

@theseageek

6 ай бұрын

They voted against those apps and permits because they are submitted by Clarkson. That just shows you how stupid the local gov can be.

Growing up in the south, Gerald's dialogue brings me home. The way to understand Gerald and hillbillies, like me in past years, is to focus on site words. Also, when I was in college, BSEE, I had many foreign profs. I had a notebook for each class, and I recorded on the inner covers and margins translation like "is not good business for sure" from my Romanian prof who was also my advisor in under and grad school. He was a treasure to me. We shared similar struggles, found peace, and moved on. Your legacy lives Oscal, my mentor.

@xgreenjacket

Жыл бұрын

@@Geordie-rr2gqme neither he thinks he’s cracked it as well 😂😂

@MadnessIncVP

Жыл бұрын

You had a Romanian? With all the robbing you’ll be doing nowadays, you’re either an MP, in prison, or buying in ‘The Big Issue’.

most clear-sounding man from britain.

"if you was a pigeon well cut in carpet" 🤣🤣🤣

@verakoo6187

Жыл бұрын

So im not the only one that heard that 🤣

[gerald speaks unintelligibly] is my favorite quote of this entire show

I think Gerald and Kaleb are the most likeable people on telly.! absolute sport

To paraphrase the late, great Eric Morecombe, he is using all the right words, just not necessarily in the right order!

@Mortthemoose

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂👍

My Grandad talks like Gerald. Warms my heart listening to him :')

After Gerald had a few beers, I understood what he was saying much better..... I bet when he gets absolutely hammered, he speaks in a posh accent that everyone can understand, even if they cant speak or understand English.......

@Ambuscade94

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't speak in a posh accent at all even with the beer what are you on about😂

@mozxz

Жыл бұрын

@@Ambuscade94 it was a joke. .... try yo read it again..... he has to be REALLY hammered =)

@Ambuscade94

Жыл бұрын

@@mozxz yeah sorry misread it totally lol

@mozxz

Жыл бұрын

@@Ambuscade94 because we can both totally agree that, Sober, he does NOT have a posh accent.....I think...... As i cannot understand a word he's saying..... Maybe it so posh that our everyday bluecoat ears cannot understand it.....maybe.....

Gerald speaks the language of gods that’s why we cannot understand him.

The Gerald tractor scene and the chilli cooking scene are funny as hell

There was definitely a bit at 1:42 where he says "If you take off like a racing car, I can't keep up with you." which is audio they've clipped from S01 when they were doing a harvest and Jeremy kept losing the grain out the back because he was going too fast. I'm sure they're chopping it up to make him more incomprehensible.

@theacdcmadman

Жыл бұрын

No, that is definitely a different take of him saying that

@alextimossi7444

2 ай бұрын

He said he had a trouble with a signal and he can't stop it, and Jeremy said to touch a cross symbol somewhere on the panel, all that I understood from gerald 😂 and he said something about 50/70 but the radio speakers are too loud and making even harder to understand

As a West country "yokel" all my life, Gerald talks exactly like my late father. I can make out most of what he says with ease. He will most likely to sound more comprehensible when pissed for sure👍

Kaleb, press the escape button Gerald: take all my clothes off and put them in a plastic bag 😂

It's like a damn month python skit. I can't wait to binge this.

Gerald is an extremely likeable bloke

My nan came from basingstoke, hampshire before they spoke like londoners, she sounded like Gerald and would understand every word he says 🤣

Really can't wait for another season. The world needs more Gerald.

Gerald should be Prime Minister. He makes more sense than all of them put together……..Blokes a bloody legend. 😎😎😎😎

It's just the best television ever made and you can't even understand what's going on 😂😂

Total national treasure and deserves a medal (especially for putting up with JC) and a preservation order.

Gerald: tells full story and asks a question Jeremy: mmm..

He's the British version of boomhauer

@wmsstuff271

Жыл бұрын

😂

gerald speaking on the walkie talkie was the most hilarious thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!1

What an absolute legend of a man👍 Gerald is 👌

@VickersDoorter

Жыл бұрын

Too right. The world is a better place for having him.

Watching S1 with Gerald, I couldn’t understand him and what made me laugh the most is when I then rewind it with the subtitles on, even the subtitles said “inaudible” 😂😂😂

He's the best. Jeremy would be lost without his knowledge.

Absolutely love Gerald and growing up in the westcountry, we had many characters like Gerald.

“STRIP ALL ME CLOTHES OFF, PUT EM IN A PLASTIC BAG”

Why is no one commenting on the fact that during this series the council has literally refused every single thing he wanted to do. How is that legal?! UK is such a joke of a place sometimes

@nintendolover114

Жыл бұрын

They were ridiculous, they clearly are unfairly so against Jeremy as a person

@buildfear9507

Жыл бұрын

Because Clarkson is an oaf and they don’t want to let the whims of a multimillionaire destroy their village so cretins like you can have a bit of entertainment. Makes sense to me. Clarkson gets paid by Amazon to make this show. He also gets money from Amazon to assist with the costs of the farm. He’s not using his own money. Why should the people of the village have to put up with his antics? He’s a prick. He gets exactly what he deserves when he tries to bring his “Clarkson” persona into the real world.

@burgertim7878

Жыл бұрын

They're biased against Clarkson because he's got a certain reputation.

Gerald talks a lot of sense. I think.

@Mortthemoose

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

i love this man i don't want him to get hurt ever in his life he is like a kind grandpa omg love him so much

How did we go from a computer error to taking your clothes off and putting them in a plastic bag?

As an Australian we have some accents that are fucked but gerald is a entire different game.

@Mrman222111

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but it still makes sense once you pick up them couple of words that you do hear

Let's have Guy Martin and Gerald have a good old conversation 🤣

Every time I am feeling a but down in the dumps, this video just puts a smile on my face, the is absolutely no was you can watch this without laughing .... Amazing.

Nice to see Gerald's wife prehaps she could act as translator, he like listening to a broken radio,you keep catching bits then it's gone

Everyone in the world: *English is the hardest language to learn* Gerald: *Hold me Combine Harvester*

Looking like a great second series, just need some spare time to binge watch it.

@languagetimothy9165

Жыл бұрын

Treat yourself and pinch that spare time! You won’t be disappointed.

@amazingcat7043

Жыл бұрын

​@@languagetimothy9165 totally agree

8:58 one of the few times i understood him and hes taking the piss out of JC haha

Protect that man at all costs, total hero!

Absolutely brilliant!! Gerald your a star!!!

Gerald just shaking his head no gets me dying everytime

Love the G-Dog! Best moment in the serious is the hedge trimming! "Jesus f*king Christ! Oh Jeremy"

Gerald G-dog is my favourite side character after Cheerful Charlie

Boomhauher from King of the Hill is one of Gerald's distant colonial cousins.

@GeraldMourice

Жыл бұрын

Hello dear how are you doing

Kaleb hands over the phone to Gerald;" here tell him off" (about the wrong hedge trimming)🤣

“He’s going for the sesh!” 😂 I like to think these three do actually meet up to sink a few Hawkstones

Love this guy...pure genius

Love to Gerald. Fantastic man. Great communication

just platinum! raw comedy at its best. 5/5

Gerald’s voice is like if John Prine spoke with a thick English accent, and with the cadence of Bob Dylan after overdoing it on amphetamines circa the 60’s. Maybe a dash of Boomhauer in there as well lol. Love Gerald, he brings a lot to the show…not that I understand even 20% of what he says, but you just know it’s either important or some deep wisdom.

The most intelligible words Gerald spoke 03:14

@GeraldMourice

Жыл бұрын

Hello dear how are you doing

he's spitting straight facts.

Get a drink down Gerald you can just about understand him, what a legend

Honestly love this show its just the best

*ohyeajuststripoffallmaclothes and put 'em in a blastic bag* -Gerald Cooper

I couldn’t breath while that man was speaking through the radio. I didn’t know not understanding a single word from someone could make me laugh so hard.

Classic ! Got to love Gerald .

I heard "if you were a pigeon, you'd need some carpet" 😂😂😂

I can't go into detail but Gerald is easier to understand in the sections where it's edited with the microphone on him (and you can see that here*). Where he's only coming through the walkie-talkie it's very difficult to interpret but I think he is usually miked up at all times if they really wanted to get a subtitle of what he's actually saying, but that's part of his character charm I guess that sometimes you have no idea what he's saying. He seems to be much clearer spoken than the first season. May have to end up watching both seasons at once or rewatch first one myself before season two with my mum :) Going to go through some of your compilations at some point, got the parking compilation ready to watch after some more work but just thought I'd see what your recent uploads were and it's this

@_Super_Hans_

Жыл бұрын

Also in some cases they cut the audio together in ways that makes him seem to be talking nonsense, it's funny but I'm guessing he would be 95% understandable in real life, rather than the 40-50% in the show.

The Subtitles/Closed Captions on Gerald talking is hilarious

So nice had to watch it twice 😍 👌 good old Gerald 😊

"You can be macron and sit down there" 😂

Finally I know what english sounds like to people who don't speak english

The captions helped understand Gerald some but play back at 2x really made him sound more clearly 😆

Absolute legend

At the end of the series i finally started to understand G Dog😂

The word idioglossia springs to mind whenever I hear Gerald

At 1:22 the fecking closed captions translates Gerald's voice as applause... well played.

I would love to see gerald and karl pilkington having a conversation.

Gerald is the best of Britain!

@GeraldMourice

Жыл бұрын

Hello dear how are you doing

New subscriber. Brilliant video 💪🏻 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Over time I learned to understand Guy Martin. I fear a need a lot more time for Gerald…

“That’s a noce beer, that.”

I spent 20 years in deepest darkest Dorset, but Gerald speaks a totally different language - a mix of Greek and Dutch, with a hint of Swahili, I think.

@GeraldMourice

Жыл бұрын

Hello dear how are you doing

Jeremy chops the Hedge. Gerald tells him off in so many (indiscernible)words. Jeremy, to Gerald:”you’re not happy then?”😂

@GeraldMourice

Жыл бұрын

How are you feeling today

There all so funny but gerald is comedy gold😂

G dog!! One of my favorites!

"Jesus fucking christ"........."ohhhh Jeremy" I legit cant stop laughing at this moment.

Gerald - the man we don’t understand but listen to nonetheless

Gerald on grand tour talking about a car would be something interesting to watch

Jeremy learned a lot from Gerald :)

KZread: "We've created the most state of the art Auto subtitles that can detect and translate any language.." Gerald: "hfrlfd my bfglr"