Clarkson, Hammond and May Cow Compilation

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Cow!
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  • @weirdtyrant6274
    @weirdtyrant6274 Жыл бұрын

    I love how a video about the Top Gear boys interacting with cows is over eight times longer than a video about James May interacting with women.

  • @3ormorecharactersmaybe5

    @3ormorecharactersmaybe5

    Жыл бұрын

    "Hello"

  • @berkokten4444

    @berkokten4444

    Жыл бұрын

    @@3ormorecharactersmaybe5 you have to start with hello

  • @johnsmithers284

    @johnsmithers284

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey to me they should be the same video am I right?

  • @SirKankus

    @SirKankus

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johnsmithers284 u only talk to fat ugly stupid women?

  • @johnsmithers284

    @johnsmithers284

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SirKankus Is English your second language?

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo Жыл бұрын

    “Just cause you’ve come dressed as a farmer…” Several years later, Farmer Clarkson.

  • @kloothommel6569
    @kloothommel6569 Жыл бұрын

    "WHAT WAS THAT?!" "The sound of me saving your life" "The next morning our camp looked like an abatoir"

  • @calebwuollet513
    @calebwuollet513 Жыл бұрын

    May: " Do you know what to do with it" Hammond: "Peel it" Fucking deceased! Lmao

  • @joshuawhelan9358

    @joshuawhelan9358

    Жыл бұрын

    "I'm not peeling that"

  • @Neil070

    @Neil070

    Жыл бұрын

    Caleb: 'are you fucking serious?'

  • @archygrey9093

    @archygrey9093

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm from a cattle station in Australia, that thing was already bloated and too far gone lol

  • @amarabbas3868
    @amarabbas3868 Жыл бұрын

    The compliation we didn't know we needed

  • @bmstylee

    @bmstylee

    Жыл бұрын

    A discussion about an cow was needed.

  • @JamaicanCastle

    @JamaicanCastle

    Жыл бұрын

    Cowmpilation*

  • @dimpyramid
    @dimpyramid Жыл бұрын

    4:20 Good example of Clarkson as the person who has absurd ideas that ends up being executed by his colleagues with him standing and laughing on the side.

  • @just_justin_11
    @just_justin_11 Жыл бұрын

    The mark of a great show is when there is a 15 minute long cow compilation

  • @jackjacobson6763
    @jackjacobson6763 Жыл бұрын

    12:32 “You’re speechless because all the words in your head have been sucked out by the magnetism of my genius”

  • @ianvisser7899
    @ianvisser7899 Жыл бұрын

    8:54 Can we take a moment to appreciate that THAT bull is actually f#cking and running, faster than the herd on 2 legs...

  • @edwardmyers1746

    @edwardmyers1746

    11 ай бұрын

    Thing went whizzing acrost the screen 🤣

  • @hawkyjoy4010
    @hawkyjoy4010 Жыл бұрын

    4:40 Hammond calling the chickens "chickies" is heart warming I don't know why 😅

  • @VXGaming
    @VXGaming Жыл бұрын

    5:53 Hammond predicted Clarksons future nearly 20 years ago.

  • @LilTachanka

    @LilTachanka

    Жыл бұрын

    lmaooooo

  • @DanielJacksonMusic

    @DanielJacksonMusic

    Жыл бұрын

    I think he’s owned that farm since 2008 or at least kept some money in the land

  • @jdapaul1351
    @jdapaul1351 Жыл бұрын

    Jeremy: We went back to being factual Also Jeremy: Cow! From Top Gear US Special (when they drove muscle cars) Jeremy: No cow was killed in the making of the film. Its death was instantaneous The episode after Australia Special

  • @JobiWan144

    @JobiWan144

    Жыл бұрын

    I think it's "no cow was hurt" or maybe "harmed"

  • @Bingbong245
    @Bingbong245 Жыл бұрын

    6:47 “no no you’re wrong, eggs comes from a milkman” 😂😂😂😂

  • @HylianWindRider
    @HylianWindRider Жыл бұрын

    An udderly good compilation that was milked just enough.

  • @M17_Max
    @M17_Max Жыл бұрын

    Compilation of Jeremy’s “let’s not get bogged down” must be done

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 Жыл бұрын

    "Now this is the biggest flock of cows I have ever seen in my entire life." Flock of cows? Ever herd of them, Jezza?

  • @Rasscasse

    @Rasscasse

    Жыл бұрын

    Now let’s not get bogged with which collective noun belongs to what..

  • @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89

    @agentnintendonate1thee2tan89

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey, I don't care if the cows heard, dude, I haven't said anything to be ashamed of.

  • @Neil070

    @Neil070

    Жыл бұрын

    He has now, Caleb educated him

  • @jacobschofield9712
    @jacobschofield9712 Жыл бұрын

    Funny how in that clip from one of his older shows he said cars were useless there, and about 20 years later they did the cow herding in GT cars

  • @jamesengland7461

    @jamesengland7461

    Жыл бұрын

    That was prophetic ironic comedy!

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe Жыл бұрын

    It warms my heart that there's 15 solid minutes at LEAST of cow specific content from the Top Gear trio. I'm not sure why, but it does.

  • @striderx8255
    @striderx8255 Жыл бұрын

    "So. I painted mine black and white, and given it an udder" Only James could say that so casually

  • @notpoliticallycorrect1303
    @notpoliticallycorrect1303 Жыл бұрын

    It's a crocodiles hoof😂

  • @XXXlikklekoalaXXX
    @XXXlikklekoalaXXX Жыл бұрын

    1:10 - the moment the UK collectively spat out their tea and just cackled.

  • @thornwall1277
    @thornwall1277 Жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry, how do you find 15 minutes of content from Top Gear pertaining to cows of all things

  • @wonderland.6
    @wonderland.6 Жыл бұрын

    2:22 the way that cow fell off the roof i’m dying!🤣

  • @jimmythecacodemon2397
    @jimmythecacodemon2397 Жыл бұрын

    8:52 Bro activated his hyperdrive 💀

  • @tomaspetr6771

    @tomaspetr6771

    Жыл бұрын

    Your comment wins

  • @forssi1

    @forssi1

    Жыл бұрын

    Was gonna comment something similar but you did it better 😂😂

  • @sir_reddog_of_smeg3886

    @sir_reddog_of_smeg3886

    Жыл бұрын

    Bull's got his own motor bike

  • @Inspiration_YT_
    @Inspiration_YT_ Жыл бұрын

    3:43 "Oh, it's bonded with you Jeremy. It's bonded." Idk y, but that was so funny to me. 🤣

  • @MoldyWormStudios
    @MoldyWormStudios Жыл бұрын

    This is the prequel video to Clarkson Farm season 1

  • @mycroftsanchez901
    @mycroftsanchez901 Жыл бұрын

    Are you staring at the world through a cow's ring? Hammond at his best!

  • @jacobrumens9601
    @jacobrumens96018 ай бұрын

    ‘There’s a cow’ is the most James May thing to say.

  • @nathanaldrich466
    @nathanaldrich466 Жыл бұрын

    An cow

  • @QingChina1

    @QingChina1

    Жыл бұрын

    An mooo

  • @bmstylee

    @bmstylee

    Жыл бұрын

    A udder.

  • @V0ID_Music

    @V0ID_Music

    Жыл бұрын

    An cooked steak

  • @JasNotTheGenre
    @JasNotTheGenre Жыл бұрын

    I love that James May gets balanced of being the smartest one for him to say dumb stuff like the milk man brings eggs

  • @JC-tx5tu
    @JC-tx5tu Жыл бұрын

    The fact that lovely people such as IncT (thank you) can stitch together compilations basis otherwise totally arbitrary themes, taking moments out of context, which nevertheless make perfect sense and are funny all the same, is a testament to how remarkable this show was - in quality and the consistency of that quality. Run-on sentence because I am baked.

  • @CanonTogger717
    @CanonTogger717 Жыл бұрын

    “It’s carrots come out” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dylan-up8yc
    @Dylan-up8yc Жыл бұрын

    I love how they put Lawrence of Arabia music with Clarkson having a cow on his Camero.

  • @JobiWan144

    @JobiWan144

    Жыл бұрын

    I had to look it up, but it fits nicely. Top Gear music selection was top notch. In other episodes, they've used music from "Pirates of the Caribbean" and "Lord of the Rings"

  • @jayblackburn3148
    @jayblackburn3148 Жыл бұрын

    I never thought there would be enough cow content to fill a 15 minute video, but oh im so glad there is😂

  • @NASCARJIMMAYFAN
    @NASCARJIMMAYFAN Жыл бұрын

    8:53 the cow riding the cow 💀

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j Жыл бұрын

    He headbutted your Datsun Always crack up there 😂

  • @fpvDRE
    @fpvDRE Жыл бұрын

    like end of a era now so much fun and laughs over the years with these three haha 😂😂

  • @perkmaster979
    @perkmaster979 Жыл бұрын

    That goat jumping off as soon as it climbed up had me 😂😂😂

  • @maxhaughton1964
    @maxhaughton1964 Жыл бұрын

    Pairing the Lawrence of Arabia music with the cow on the roof is the kind of thing no one will ever do again

  • @thegreatafrican3367
    @thegreatafrican3367 Жыл бұрын

    "Things were not going well" Sums up Tog Pear

  • @jamesluxton4751
    @jamesluxton4751 Жыл бұрын

    the cow on the roof in the US special will forever be one of the greatest moments in tv history

  • @seanoreilly1832
    @seanoreilly1832 Жыл бұрын

    "James look out, there are cows followed by hitler" 😂😂

  • @bigt1574
    @bigt1574 Жыл бұрын

    Never in a my lifetime would I believe a tv show would have a "cow" compilation.

  • @TehRuiAlv3z
    @TehRuiAlv3z Жыл бұрын

    *You've detonated one of the man's cows* 😂

  • @bunsen_burna7663
    @bunsen_burna7663 Жыл бұрын

    13:11 I love this ear bit so much

  • @Soul_404.
    @Soul_404. Жыл бұрын

    Ah yes hitler following cows, we all know it was his favourite pastime

  • @jambeats2306
    @jambeats2306 Жыл бұрын

    Jeremy's bone car is the best birthday gift for a vegan friend.

  • @Franknakano7
    @Franknakano7 Жыл бұрын

    You can take any adjective, noun or subject and make a top gear comp out of it. Fantastic.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Жыл бұрын

    "Let's not get bogged down with 'oooooo blew up"

  • @neilfurtado_1865
    @neilfurtado_1865 Жыл бұрын

    3:09 look what we have here Hammond 😭

  • @jacoobk
    @jacoobk Жыл бұрын

    Cow

  • @incTG

    @incTG

    Жыл бұрын

    Cow

  • @AkiraHartono

    @AkiraHartono

    Жыл бұрын

    Cow

  • @skonky

    @skonky

    Жыл бұрын

    Cow

  • @BugZ_21

    @BugZ_21

    Жыл бұрын

    cow

  • @yvespangatungan3627

    @yvespangatungan3627

    Жыл бұрын

    Cow

  • @sizakelecomfortmtshweni9530
    @sizakelecomfortmtshweni9530 Жыл бұрын

    I'm impressed. Never thoughts cow is actually mentioned so many times... I like "Meanwhile" and "Still, could be worse" more "Cows followed by Hitler" Jeremy is crazy

  • @FightingForceSoulless
    @FightingForceSoulless Жыл бұрын

    Where I live, some people actually call the cops Icecreamers or Ice Cream merchants, so when James started his horn... xD

  • @robertnapier624
    @robertnapier624 Жыл бұрын

    Clarkson: tonight I drive a chevy with a dead cow on the roof….. I blow up a cow with a claymore mine thus saving the life of Hammond….. and I put a cows head in James car.

  • @bigmooseplays
    @bigmooseplays Жыл бұрын

    The bit with the mx-5 us straight up devious from the big Jezza himself

  • @bmstylee
    @bmstylee Жыл бұрын

    Why am I watching an 15 minute video about an cow?

  • @Rasscasse

    @Rasscasse

    Жыл бұрын

    Cos it’s top gear cow and that means quality entertainment 😄

  • @itschaosuphere
    @itschaosuphere Жыл бұрын

    Are you stareing at the world through the cows ring?

  • @stjimmy1642
    @stjimmy1642 Жыл бұрын

    The cow on the roof is just iconic

  • @Wanqer
    @Wanqer Жыл бұрын

    “Crocodile’s hoof!”

  • @wolfsokaya
    @wolfsokaya Жыл бұрын

    At 1:48 , is that a Cowmaro? :]

  • @tomgough1704
    @tomgough1704 Жыл бұрын

    7:06 “Top Steer” 😂

  • @pyroshilov8474
    @pyroshilov8474 Жыл бұрын

    Up next: Clarkson, Hammonf and May sleeping comp

  • @kossakken
    @kossakken Жыл бұрын

    "that was the sound of me saving your life" will never not be funny

  • @TTHBLOX_
    @TTHBLOX_ Жыл бұрын

    The fact you can make this video is amazing

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe Жыл бұрын

    5:03 modern problems require modern solutions.

  • @TopherParkerCars
    @TopherParkerCars Жыл бұрын

    Video idea: Their Vauxhall jokes. Always found them funny “now this is basically a Vectra…. Oh I’m nodding off” 😂😂 as an example

  • @HSAC.WDTK.DTKT.LFO.
    @HSAC.WDTK.DTKT.LFO. Жыл бұрын

    "Fuck it! We have a pet cow!"

  • @theresegustafsson5431
    @theresegustafsson5431 Жыл бұрын

    I miss the part where Clarksons' "first girlfriend" was a cow according to the others.

  • @tropicalfox9765
    @tropicalfox9765 Жыл бұрын

    Jeremy is a literal menace to cows I'm crying

  • @draggy6544
    @draggy6544 Жыл бұрын

    I totally forgot that jeremy had an entire cow on his camaro’s roof

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 Жыл бұрын

    Nice one, man.

  • @ondratrpi
    @ondratrpi Жыл бұрын

    Good job man

  • @pancake_bananaz
    @pancake_bananaz Жыл бұрын

    Honestly the best channel ever

  • @incTG

    @incTG

    Жыл бұрын

    i would disagree

  • @oddishthoughts
    @oddishthoughts Жыл бұрын

    Perfect. 🐄

  • @atoo7yt490
    @atoo7yt490 Жыл бұрын

    What episode is the cow attacking Aston clip from?

  • @incTG

    @incTG

    Жыл бұрын

    the grand tour s2e8

  • @ctaispog995
    @ctaispog995 Жыл бұрын

    video idea: a/c compilation

  • @idontknow08
    @idontknow08 Жыл бұрын

    Name another car show which can produce a 15 minute video of cows on youtube. That's the beauty of top gear

  • @mrdarknezz6285
    @mrdarknezz6285 Жыл бұрын

    Cows are an obstacle on the road. But don’t worry, these trio will deal with them for you

  • @alex.k3166
    @alex.k3166 Жыл бұрын

    2:40 killed an innocent cow🥲

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp Жыл бұрын

    Amazing

  • @chepesantacruz777
    @chepesantacruz777 Жыл бұрын

    "There is indeed, a udder"

  • @bmstylee

    @bmstylee

    Жыл бұрын

    On an cow.

  • @Selmarya
    @Selmarya Жыл бұрын

    4:10 ah yes, they are both boys 😂😂😂

  • @cm94returns19
    @cm94returns19 Жыл бұрын

    cow getting it on while being in a large cattle drive 8:52 on the right

  • @epicgameruk87
    @epicgameruk87 Жыл бұрын

    jeremy states the cows carrot has come out 🤣

  • @43615
    @43615 Жыл бұрын

    pretty sure you can just pick any word and make a 15 minute chm compilation

  • @lighthousemusic8101
    @lighthousemusic8101 Жыл бұрын

    PETA watching this video🐔😂😂😂

  • @robertsteel3563
    @robertsteel3563 Жыл бұрын

    0:23 THat lined up very well!

  • @soulcornflake1
    @soulcornflake1 Жыл бұрын

    Holy cow.

  • @kidneyfailure4620
    @kidneyfailure4620 Жыл бұрын

    *an cow*

  • @daggerix445
    @daggerix445 Жыл бұрын

    And that was the time James May became vegetarian

  • @doomderxeso2537
    @doomderxeso2537 Жыл бұрын

    Why did i watch this. I was having my lunch untill Hammond ran a car on well cow shit

  • @KevinEnjoyer
    @KevinEnjoyer Жыл бұрын

    THERE'S GOTTA BE A HORSE COMPILATION

  • @Trainline5000
    @Trainline5000 Жыл бұрын

    This is a good cow-mpilation!

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 Жыл бұрын

    Eggs come from cows.

  • @tomheal2159
    @tomheal2159 Жыл бұрын

    dr think little got me ngl

  • @DaSpecialZak
    @DaSpecialZak Жыл бұрын

    we could power cars on liquid methane, its also renewable energy source

  • @NeedForSpeed.2004
    @NeedForSpeed.2004 Жыл бұрын

    “It’s carrot’s come out!”

  • @emilianocruz11
    @emilianocruz11 Жыл бұрын

    I hope a compilation of bloody hell

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP11 ай бұрын

    *R O Z Z E R S* 0:13 Not the worst logic ever, in America.

  • @hariranormal5584
    @hariranormal5584 Жыл бұрын

    can someone say which episodes these are?

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