I always said "Oh my gods" or "Good gods" cause it pissed off my super southern hyper-Christian grandmother... I had no idea it was because I was a slut...

@CptSourcebird

3 ай бұрын

Everyone, call him a slut.

@ipwnzuall2000times

3 ай бұрын

no so loud... or a blue haired woman will appear in your room at 3am

@popajoekiller

3 ай бұрын

@@ipwnzuall2000timesno one wants a blue haired woman coming to your room at 3am

@yumin_pluto558

3 ай бұрын

Slut behavior TBH.

@Bam_Bizzler

3 ай бұрын

You sir, are goin to hell

Important redefinition: slutty, adj.: things that Clara finds attractive

@seneca983

Күн бұрын

Maybe she thinks they know what they're doing.

The hotel room next to me calling the front desk:

@AdrianCruz_

3 ай бұрын

Gotta call the psych ward or fishman

@zacharyrollick6169

3 ай бұрын

Out of genuine concern, of course.

@kevlarandchrome

3 ай бұрын

That word, you keep using that word, I do not think that word means what you think it means...

@Troglodytarum

2 ай бұрын

Learn English, you sound delusional.

@riskvideos

2 ай бұрын

Hey Clara? What are your thoughts on exclamations like "Gadzooks" or "Jumping Geronimo"?

She's like when a little kid learns a new word and then spams it.

@Tunkkis

3 ай бұрын

And in this case "learn" means "heard somewhere, and doesn't know what it means", because none of these are slut-like things.

@baobamarcopolo726

2 ай бұрын

Peak 'tism moments

So to translate, these are not slutty traits in men, these are just are just behaviors, looks, or traits that flip Cara’s switch and warrants her being on a leash.

@rwberger6

3 ай бұрын

Pretty sure she would like being on a leash...

@tonycrayford3893

3 ай бұрын

And preferably muzzled too.

@calebm9000

3 ай бұрын

Nah I’m cool with being a slut. It’s my true calling.

@megadesu69

3 ай бұрын

Thank you for the translation. I was very confused.

She meant hot. The vocabulary of this woman is completely broken.

@backgroundnoise9310

3 ай бұрын

She does say things in a odd way sometimes

@sharkronical

3 ай бұрын

Did she stutter?

@backgroundnoise9310

3 ай бұрын

@@sharkronical No. It's more she has her own personal definition for words that's different from the norm.

@sharkronical

3 ай бұрын

@@backgroundnoise9310DID SHE STUTTER

@nhfz1348

3 ай бұрын

It's not that out there lmao, it's like how a girl would call something about a guy gay (even if they're straight af) if they see something sexually attractive about them but don't want to sound thirsty

“Such degeneracy.” -clara probably as she witnesses the handshake

by the Nine Divines, this woman needs help.

@tonycrayford3893

3 ай бұрын

It's far too late to help this one, she's beyond help.

@LydiotGamingTV

3 ай бұрын

By Azura! This one‘s as depraved as Sanguine.

@dragb9284

3 ай бұрын

No shit she’s part of phase that’s a given

@rpgcasual

3 ай бұрын

Only our lord and savior Dagoth Ur is capable of fixing this one 🙏🗿

@DersNoNem

3 ай бұрын

Do you have the might to fix any of Sad Girl Company's members?

I wear a suit often for work and always put one hand near my chest/tummy when shaking hands on a bow form to shower respect...guess im a slut

@tl1326

3 ай бұрын

Why am I the slut for showing common courtesy by showing concern on whether my jacket would “hit” my guest?

@spk1121

3 ай бұрын

Now you know! 🙏

@nocturnal0072

3 ай бұрын

You Harlot!

@wei0951

3 ай бұрын

but where else would you put the other hand other than hover? XD The only alternative i can think of is hand in pocket which is kinda rude so I'm not sure what Clara defines as a non slutty hand shake posture 😂

@Zel_eo

3 ай бұрын

@@wei0951 I guess it's either double handshake or hold it straight up in the air for Clara

Clara be the type to think a Psych Ward is for training Psychics. She might be onto something because I was not ready for the psychic damage and confusion this clip inflicted on me....🧠🔨

We need a wheeze compilation

man: doing uncommon thing, with suits,sweater vests, and holding shoulder bags a certain way Clara: Slutty man: what Clara: what i swear her loki brainrot is showing but shes just a lil crazy. maybe a lil unhinged Juicer Bunny. ⚡️🐰 4:45 ok i saw the leash comment. she is quite far gone🗿🗿🗿

@calebm9000

3 ай бұрын

Honestly it’s endearing hearing women describe what they find attractive in men. Don’t get me wrong I enjoy them awooga-ing over other women but it’s nice for men to get some scraps, as a treat.

Y'know I kinda thought that new Phase talents would be less and less crazy as time goes on and standards for joining naturally become higher, but Clara is proving me very, VERY wrong. She might be THE most insane member yet.

Sakana’s business model of emptying out psych wards for his talents wasn’t something I was sure would work out but we’re blessed nonetheless.

@phucthovu

3 ай бұрын

At this point you can convince me that the fish's real business is not selling coffee but psych rehabilitation

@forgotultag1543

3 ай бұрын

​@@phucthovu im not sure if they are lessening the brain rot, and on top of that, they now know each other....

This girl just has her brain manufactured from an alternate universe. A different version of Earth. Only explanation

@probablyfacetious2895

3 ай бұрын

Omg just like the hit netflix television series Loki!

Where the fuck else am I supposed to put my hand? Awkwardly hold it flat to my side? Unprofessionally put it in my pocket?

@nanopulp

3 ай бұрын

At your back, holding an edc 🗡 knife

She keeps using that word, I do not think it means what she thinks it means

Loved the subtitles

@CptSourcebird

3 ай бұрын

Thank you, man! Question, did you find them readable and easy to follow?

@whalecrown

3 ай бұрын

i would add a tinge of yellow for visibility wise.(right before the teal, white middle, bit of inner yellow, teal outer. mostly) Cause Clara is teal and yellow right? her colors 💙💛

@CptSourcebird

3 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, you actually bring a very good point! I'll legit consider that.

@mmpsp693

3 ай бұрын

@@CptSourcebird They were so funny. Gentlemaxxing!

@bluuuuuuuuuuue

3 ай бұрын

[hornpilled fruitmaxxer] [soundpilled mpregmaxxing] Your subtitles for uncontrollable giggling are legendary

The hand on the belly when outreaching is probably because your jacket has a tendency to flap outward when you reach and lean forward like that. Placing your hand like that keeps your suit composed.

I wonder how long a person can last if they take a drink every time Clara says "slut" in this video...

@badart3204

3 ай бұрын

If it’s a big gulp of beer every time I think you could go through like 3-4 easily

Her brain works in mysterious ways.

The uniform and etiquette for Clara meet & greets has been decided

nerevarine friend or foe come. Come and tell me what the fuck is wrong with this wrench

@lupusalbus3795

3 ай бұрын

Skooma sickness

@flashtirade

3 ай бұрын

Is this how she honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?

this scares me

Why is she like this, man? not that I concerned too much about it..... perhaps .... maybe?

This girl is so broken, she's perfect

@bargainbincatgirl6698

2 ай бұрын

She's like those japanese broken pottery things, that are mended with gold. She's artistically broken and rebuild.

Her voice is cracking

She isn't out of her mind, there aren't crazy visuals going on onscreen, but by the gods, this is one of her funniest moments so far.

Your subtitles are hilarious bro

As I regularly wear long sleeve under short sleeve, I guess I'm a slut now.

Now I know how to pose for my suit pics. Thank you for the pointers Clara.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"

Science, Religion, nor Guessing could explain why she is the way she is.

I think I speak for all men when I say: "wat".

seems like projection to me, clara.

I shouldn't be surprised but i always am with this one 😅

Is clara ok?

@tonycrayford3893

3 ай бұрын

No she isn't and that is ok. 😂

@Deeka_

3 ай бұрын

Yesn't?

@cuotsuyoi-6836

3 ай бұрын

The only correct answer: she's Clara

well now im gonna be self conscious everytime i go for a handshake

Hearing that saying "By the gods" is slutty/hot has me rethinking my life.

actual brain-rot jfc lmao

Don't let Clara visit a business convention.

...... I lost the plot. You know this ain't a bit when you see no punchline on the horizon. What's the alternative besides putting your other hand on the ventral area? Letting it sway, uncomfortably? Putting it in your pocket, creating unnecessary image of self-importance? Straightening it out parallel to your body, with awkward body positions? I cup my other hand alongside the handshake to be respectful but that's about it

@wyawarD9677

3 ай бұрын

i usually go for one of these: -straight down at side -behind back -hand at hip

@hurrdurrmurrgurr

3 ай бұрын

You put your other hand on their shoulder asserting dominance.

@Yawnz2

3 ай бұрын

I only button the top of my suit jacket so i hold the front of my suit jacket in place. Looks like im holding my tummy but im just keeping everything in place. Iv been doing it forever on instinct....guess im just a slut 🤷🏿‍♂️

How Sakana even deals with Clara without going mad is beyond me. Oh, never mind, he probably is going mad, thinking about the fact that everything he does is "slutty" behavior to Clara.

Short sleeve + long sleeve = sweat wicking and tick protection. Tummy hold = safeguard against betrayal. Sideways bag hold = makeshift shield. Gods = utilitarian prayer to invoke protection for all, against all.

Waiting for Clara to commnet ^__^

peak closed captions

@CptSourcebird

3 ай бұрын

[ soundpilled mpregmaxxing ]

The way she says “slut” is like ASMR

I assume that they're holding their suit from hanging down if they lean forward/bow when shaking hands. I instinctively put my hand behind my back when shaking hands until people pointed out that it was an odd thing to do...

@maroXUprising

3 ай бұрын

Isn’t it also because sometimes the suit may get all wrinkled so to avoid that, gotta make sure to keep it straightened out. 🤷

“My gods” Would not like Elder Scrolls XD

@CptSourcebird

2 ай бұрын

No wonder why she loves Skyrim...

For everybody who doesn't understand. If something is "slutty" or a "slut" that means Clara is interested in it or likes it.

The Hand-in-waistcoat gesture it's rooted on an ancient greece era meme, that napoleon re-popularized as a form of propaganda, that became a cliche between portraits of powerfull men, and finally, on the modern era, its used as a form of a fake humble flex when greeting to someone that you feel superior to, but want to be kinda polite. (the authentic version is hand over heart)

It's strange to know that I've unironically done all of those 'slutty' things more than once.

soo we got, tennma who like big macchio men, then pippa who like soft boys, then clara who likes fancy men bussines men rejoice kings there's an oshie who would thrist over you

So the original purpose of a handshake is to show that you are unarmed and coming in open-handed. The hand to the stomach area is to keep it in view, or on the hip to pull back coats to reveal your hip, to show you're not wearing a sword or other armament. Over time, this just became something that you do to occupy your other hand.

And she’s like this without laughing gas????

2:29 there I am, Gary, there I am! yeah thunder lady was completely off her rocker that stream, it was great

It's clips like these that make me love phase connect

Ngl the subs were almost as hilarious as the Pikachu woman herself. Also I'm convinced that Clara lives in a constant state of low voltage (Kaminari from MHA reference)

@CptSourcebird

3 ай бұрын

Funny you say that, these clips came from one of the three guerilla sleepy streams she did during 11 PM JST on her end, which completely explains her low voltage attitude.

@Dracopyre

3 ай бұрын

@@CptSourcebird really? I couldn't even tell. She just seemed normal to me lol

1:58 HOW CAN IT BE ATTRACTIVE IF NOBODY DOES IT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WOMAN 🤣

Clara is definitely built different

Slowly but steady i get convinced, that clara is the craziest of the bunch.

actually a sign of ah man that never or rarely labored w/his hands.

She was Sakana hope for a Seiso Marine idol for this Gen.........He even went to Japan for his search. Poor Fishman...lol

0:50 I believe it's a thing that has to do with holding in the front of a dinner jacket so that it doesn't move out of the way of other clothing beneath, but I could be wrong.

I have no words for this woman

@CptSourcebird

3 ай бұрын

Same.

wtf? Clara's gone a long way since debut.

The amount of shoulderbags at a Clara meet is gonna be insane. She should make it a merch option in the future.

She keeps saying that word. I don't think she knows what it means ...

I will never understand her

It is indeed a suit a thing. I don't want my tie flopping around when I lean across a desk or something and knock something over 😂

Bruh i shake hands Like that Why KZread suggesting me this clip know this is on my mind when i shake hands now

I can... not fix her.

What else are you supposed to do with your other hand while shaking someones hand? Please explain Clara.

@CptSourcebird

3 ай бұрын

Hold the top of their hand, of course. You have to do handshakemaxxing for this one

I have seen the face of god and he was weeping

The way I do all of those things (Except the short sleeves over long sleeves, I did that like twice but not really my thing)

You know its real when Clara's FULL real voice startsleaking out, dayum😂 Her model is so expressive it just adds so much to the KaminaraClaraExperience™️

Does "slut" mean something very different nowadays, or has it just lost all meaning?

I have never heard this point of view before.

i was watching this wearing a long sleeved shirt under a tshirt wtf

@CptSourcebird

2 ай бұрын

Damn... want a shoulderbag for compensation?

Clara...wtf

Sakana got this girl from the extra zany Psych Ward.

Dear god I do almost all these things… thank goodness I don’t look like Loki.

why do I feel extreamly called out right now? and concerned.

I Atom’s holy name woman, let the rads cleans they horniness ☢️

You know that phenomenon where if you repeat a word often enough it loses any semblance of meaning?

Good thing I don't like handshakes. Gotta keep always seiso

w-what?! I am so confused...

We put our hands there when we shake because shaking hands is a vulnerable gesture, you don't want to be shanked in the gut just in case. That or we subconciusly don't want our ties to flop around, one of those two. Kaminari "he was asking for it" Clara

Tbh i think the hand on stomach thing is to prevent the tie from dangling everywhere when you lean forward. I do that sometimes just to try being prim & proper >By the gods? Kannagi Loki is proud for recognition

2:40 I've never felt so uncomfortable for who I am like now, this woman brought back my ,,mama raised boy" insecurities

I'm rarely left speechless by someone yet here I am

She’s perfect boys.

I HAVE YET TO FEEL CALLED OUT BUT BY THE GODS I FEEL CALLED OUT

Can't wait to someday go to a meetup with Loki horns, long sleeved shirts under short sleeved sweat shirt, quad wielding 2 sacks and 2 shoulder strapped bags. And a twist at the end, extend out my shake hand to her waist and shake hands with my hand around the belly area. I'm just curious about if she can blow a fuse. I may or may not wear kevlar armor to protect myself from a possible belly rub counter.

...... how exactly does her brain works?

@rwberger6

3 ай бұрын

You know the idea that 1,000 chimps randomly smacking at typewriter keys for a 1,000 years will eventually reproduce shakespeare even if only by coincidence of random key presses? That's Clara's brain.

Of all the criteria in the world... Clara...

On one hand, I really do wonder what goes on in Clara's head... on the other, I feel like looking into her mind would be like laying your eyes on a Lovecraftian elder god.

Finally, all these years, with the proper dress and ethics, sempai finally notice me

what in the world is bro yapping abaout

Is it bad that I'm taking mental notes of all of these thing?