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@theguywhoguys2350

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin why are you such a Kevin

@ManUnderTheDumpster

5 жыл бұрын

please make more episodes kevin

@grenevuineill1386

5 жыл бұрын

I just ate a live frog! :)

@nathanoreilly8096

5 жыл бұрын

It's cool that Kevin is showing his face more often . Ps keep up the good work

@chael9323

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin make bread sticks!

"I'm not a psycopath!" Minutes later.... "That's what we need: a culling :)"

@GoblinLord

5 жыл бұрын

What he meant was "I'm not a psychopath, I'm a sociopath!" lol

@frederickdietz3148

5 жыл бұрын

it's not like they didn't deserve it.

@hazemalagha

5 жыл бұрын

@Fredrick Dietz they did deserve it

@mr.cheese1865

5 жыл бұрын

@@GoblinLord Someone call Shane Dawson!

@lewisdyer9063

5 жыл бұрын

The telltale sign of every sane person

”im not a psychopath, i’ll take care of the kids” biggest lie ive heard

@tylerphillips5780

5 жыл бұрын

*screams in background*

@DanieleCapellini

5 жыл бұрын

Karen please come back I’ve changed just let me see the little ones

@sirbarryoftacoboyz

5 жыл бұрын

Anyone seen fire when he said that

@kendallsilver2607

5 жыл бұрын

to be fair, he will _take care of the kids_

@joshuaduck4139

5 жыл бұрын

4:50 A dead person is waiting to go to school.

The Sims 4 University expansion looks great. Thanks for the early gameplay Kevin

@ArcanistShion

3 жыл бұрын

@Jai Kundicevic lol wtf were you thinking?

@bluebosnian

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Ganzevoort theyre joking

@dat_cats4354

3 жыл бұрын

Hamburger

@renakunisaki

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh, so _that's_ why they made this update.

Kevin: Walls are permanent! Me: *sweats in East German*

@Mage-7734

4 жыл бұрын

*Sweats in Trump*

@SQUAREHEADSAM1912

3 жыл бұрын

Sweats in ancient Chinese

@antonizajkowski9698

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@1umbreon4life

3 жыл бұрын

*sweats in room*

@crusty_

3 жыл бұрын

*Sweats in tornado*

thankfully the people on university island are good at swimming

@asphalt-cowboy9479

5 жыл бұрын

The black ones aren't -_-

@OpNorthwoods

5 жыл бұрын

@@asphalt-cowboy9479 survival of the fittest.

@thestallion8413

5 жыл бұрын

@@asphalt-cowboy9479 Implying there was any racial diversity in Kevin's college to begin with.

@Psychopathmarvelgirl

5 жыл бұрын

Haha yet I am sinking

@qn_7190

5 жыл бұрын

The Stallion exactly!

"there's only one problem I can't outrun and that was cars" Has nam flashbacks

@travbony8768

5 жыл бұрын

fuckin loved that

@noahskennedy

5 жыл бұрын

Has army rp flashbacks

@princessoscar3089

5 жыл бұрын

Timestamp please? :o

@Thenoobestgirl

5 жыл бұрын

@@noahskennedy has real life flashbacks you mean...

@thaynewarnick5715

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for putting this here

Citizens: We're not happy Kevin: Time for a culling

@still_your_zelda

4 жыл бұрын

so basically just 2020

"Community School: A dead person is waiting for transport" - Every kid at every school at exam time ever

@luibamsley8311

2 жыл бұрын

There's an American joke to be made here but i'm not going to be the one to tell it.

0:37 "They always say to me, 'Kevin, you're always very creative with your bridges,' and I reply to them *awkward pause* 'Yes'." How did I know that would be the response? Haha

@eoghanmgm1106

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@jacobgame2757

5 жыл бұрын

I watched that video as well!

@zakte3608

5 жыл бұрын

Same

Pickens Pubic School sounds like a great place.

@chemoheterotroph

5 жыл бұрын

It must be a private school ;)

@copocopocopocopo

5 жыл бұрын

@@chemoheterotroph It is. But, wow, their prestige is fantastic!

@ezzelofficial7563

5 жыл бұрын

Their cafetaria lunches often turn into a hairy situation

@TySama0

5 жыл бұрын

@@ezzelofficial7563, I hear they have a "hair in the food" problem.

@ezzelofficial7563

5 жыл бұрын

Ty exactly

I'm studying to become an engineer and I watch Kevin's videos like these earnestly to learn and take notes.

@Siegmernes

4 жыл бұрын

I mean. Learning from bad examples is also useful.

@owenb3567

4 жыл бұрын

Siegmernes what are you talking about? All of his cities are perfectly engineered.

@the_one_titan3381

4 жыл бұрын

No buildings or cities will collapse with engineers like Kevin

Your bridges are beautiful, Kevin, don't let anyone say otherwise. I love your bridges and walk across it all the time! I've made this reference many times. Never gets old.

@ecyt2447

5 жыл бұрын

That Crazy Ginger Kid I love your reply and read it all the time

@datdudetrent8938

5 жыл бұрын

Jim Picone oh Dear Leader, I’ve killed the frogs all the time!

@callumwarren3342

5 жыл бұрын

@Komrad Picone I love your appreciations of these comments and read it all the time!

@mazdamx-5

5 жыл бұрын

I love your videos and watch it all the time

@gubadagoober

5 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture caught my eye

Alexa, play Country Roads. Another Irishman is playing Cities Skylines.

I’m not gonna lie...you made Los Angeles

@flupflop8834

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@samanthahamed6768

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha damn u right

@caesar_19

5 жыл бұрын

More like Boston. Its even got the ice

@Thenoobestgirl

5 жыл бұрын

Los Angeles in an ice age

12:28 "Academic Works: 1 Students: 0" Hmm

kevin.. the man who has a green screen but barely uses it.. hahahahaha

@khorps4756

5 жыл бұрын

he actually does use it, he has a green screen as his green screen

@alnex4607

5 жыл бұрын

@@khorps4756 hahahahaha.. that would be a Kevin move!! hahaha

@InceRumul

3 жыл бұрын

It's to remind you he's in Ireland.

@phentromix3366

3 жыл бұрын

There's another green screen behind that, by the way

"Cities: Skylines Campus but a psycho is in charge of education" So basically how things are in real life?

@mr.battle20

5 жыл бұрын

Very true, leftists are psychos.

@Ubersupersloth

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, how so?

@Ubersupersloth

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Battle I mean, I don’t entirely agree...

@tommorows_sun

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ubersupersloth u have the infinite homosexual

@jojbenedoot7459

5 жыл бұрын

@@mr.battle20 American flag Punisher skull icon = No opinion

"Skylines" Campus? Oh, I thought you said "Concentration campus"

@SaphiraTessa

5 жыл бұрын

Damn 😂

@ethanthereenactorguy4829

5 жыл бұрын

Above the one way road to campus island there is a sign that reads "Arbeit Macht Frei!"

@MadnessIncVP

5 жыл бұрын

I see you are a fox of culture. 😂

@JN-ug5ky

5 жыл бұрын

@@ethanthereenactorguy4829 This is a bit tooo much.

@aceca5147

5 жыл бұрын

That's a brilliant name for a campus district 😁

Using trees to combat a forest fire. How have we not come up with this before

4:08 I love how Kevin's mayor impression sounds like JFK

@heartysquid

5 жыл бұрын

Or Quimby from the Simpsons, who was a J.F.K. joke

@snoixalicious

4 жыл бұрын

broooo i heard it and immediately had to search the comments to see if anyone else did too

@tylerdurdan7740

3 жыл бұрын

@@heartysquid hmm both then? I guess

Kevin you're very creative with your bridges

@potatus5457

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr! Remind me another lad who also creative with bridges aka pewds :")

@danielmoukli4590

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@andrewellis712

5 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it

Country roads, take me home... ...Wait, wrong channel

@Thwack992

4 жыл бұрын

THE RING OF FIRE, THE RING OF FIRE!

Government official: Kevin you put a nuclear power plant next to a school why ? kevin: Yes :>

Cities Skylines? I can hear it now. _Almost heaven.._

@ianbailey4213

5 жыл бұрын

West Bore Ragnarok..

@itsallwayspouringo

5 жыл бұрын

Well... only one island is “Almost Heaven.” The others are all “Exactly Hell”

@escapee8598

5 жыл бұрын

@@ianbailey4213 Dear Leader's Mountains, Grognak's River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze COUNTRY ROOOOADS, TAKE ME HOOOOOOOME

@sodabodacoda4738

5 жыл бұрын

*deep inhale* WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAA

@rafaelalodio5116

5 жыл бұрын

Blue ridge mountains...

I’m unwell but Kevin never fails to make me happy

@noel090909

5 жыл бұрын

Master of death I hope you get better soon. It feels weird to say that to the master of death, but...this is the Internet.

@eyeverse7184

5 жыл бұрын

Just go to hospital world

@Metzli

5 жыл бұрын

Same buddy

@LoserEvie

5 жыл бұрын

Master of death same I should head to hospital worls

8:43 I outrun all my problems that's why I love running There was only one problem I could never outrun And that was cars

"I'm not a psychopath!" Wipes out 3/4 of the city minutes later

Kevin, I'm glad KZread pushed your vids on me. The Harry Potter RP was indeed where I started. And it was great from then on out!

@badwulff

5 жыл бұрын

If they cut you shoot em

@cookies9236

5 жыл бұрын

Lol I started with his Until Dawn videos. Now I never miss a video lol

@Ali-ey9sz

5 жыл бұрын

@@cookies9236 Same yea. I was watching Angory Tom play it and YT did a good recommendation for once.

@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211

5 жыл бұрын

I started with his gta 5 rp videos

@cookies9236

5 жыл бұрын

@TheDingoRepublic lol I think YT recommended it to me because I watched Markiplier play it.

6:49 Implying that the bodies are the ones who go to the graveyard, and there is no mortuary or gravedigger.

15:04 “The cemeteries lived!” That’s ironic.

0:55: That part is to keep drivers on their toes. This city will have the safest drivers. You have to pay attention because you don't know when the road might be booby trapped like this.

Day 43 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

@user-uo8ny1kj4c

5 жыл бұрын

Day 1 of seeing a bit of likes but no comments. I am a bit skeptical..

@user-jx2xc9ex8f

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c day one of noticing you have a Totenkopf for a Profile picture

@user-uo8ny1kj4c

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-jx2xc9ex8f day 1 of a quick comment.

@nikkiesona

5 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday everybody who replied

@ethanthereenactorguy4829

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-jx2xc9ex8f Why is your username my dream car?

Bore Ragnarok Day of the year: 142 Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 143 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Days without videos: 1 04.15.2019 Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

@idontlikelasagne7211

5 жыл бұрын

Epic gamer moment.

@valpro4604

5 жыл бұрын

YOU ARE WRONG!!!! There were 2 days without a video

@guaage

5 жыл бұрын

more like

@user-nk4qx7ue6c

5 жыл бұрын

Bore Ragnarok

@kitty_gamer23

5 жыл бұрын

@@valpro4604 if you are talking about the removed video i included it. There was one day when he uploaded the video like 5-6 hours later but i counted it towards the previous day so chill the Bore Ragnarok counter is accurate

Your sick? Get over it, just go to hospital world while you still can. -Kevin 2019

"I'll take care of the kids" Sims says different 😂

"Hey I heard a few loud bangs in the school world earlier" "Yeah and I saw a bunch of ambulances" "I wonder what that wa- *wait a second*

day 0 of asking nothing specific from kevin

@user-uo8ny1kj4c

5 жыл бұрын

Day 1 of being confused and starving due to KZread not feeding us. They fed Jake Paul and morgz but I'm slowly dying..

@hamonrye7415

5 жыл бұрын

Day 6,132 of replying to random comments

@bobthebuilder2922

5 жыл бұрын

Day 399 of sniffing coke and taking meth while i have two blunts in my nose

@Blake-hf5jb

5 жыл бұрын

@@bobthebuilder2922 snorting coke through a blunt.. you might be on to something..

@bobthebuilder2922

5 жыл бұрын

@@Blake-hf5jb oooh mate it's magic

Glad to see RT is back to playing city skylines

@BubbaJ18

5 жыл бұрын

Bite thy tongue

@HelpW4nted

4 жыл бұрын

>:(

@madds3251

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch

kevins joke about his home town having one way streets is actually true, Cork City is fucking awful for its road system.

Will Kevin play *Portal 2* co-op with *RTGame* soon? ;o

@dinomite2495

5 жыл бұрын

congrats, you predicted the future

Kevin: "Spend more money on cheerleading than supporting and feeding my people." Me: So you're Pablo Escobar minus the drug cartels, then. 😀

At 3:59 was he making a JFK Clone High refrence?

@yaboidivad

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob i was about to say the same lol

@yaboidivad

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob could be a normal jfk reference tho

4:00 building a wall to separate people during corona virus outbreak

Hello disciples Kevin you have made a mistake not naming the city after me the dear leader.

@hiimalcatraz5912

4 жыл бұрын

All hail dear leader Jim Pickens

@ewanayres9576

4 жыл бұрын

Hail Pickens

Will forever be happy I found this channel

3:40 this reminded me of that Simpsons episode where Bart’s school goes to fort Springfield, but the principal can’t afford to get in so they look over the fence with binoculars

Day 61 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.

@CreepyCrow6

5 жыл бұрын

Dragonfan Lover of Dragons right now is the only KZreadr that makes me laugh.

City skylines but children actually just make pictures within Jim Pickens basement

@No-ek8mh

5 жыл бұрын

I am not why

@smith4356

5 жыл бұрын

Why would you want to do that?

@sci_pain3409

5 жыл бұрын

Kebab Remover Is it a harmless virus or would it require a Windows XP emulator or something?

Kevin : Picken Pubic School *Me : Oh okay* 2 sec later *Also Me : NANII !?!?*

@pellaw8011

5 жыл бұрын

Ugh. What are ya, 11?

@jeanpappin

5 жыл бұрын

@@pellaw8011 apparently not but thats just my slowpoke reaction

@pellaw8011

5 жыл бұрын

Jean Pappin sorry for the sass, lol. I was really tired and most people I know who say that are annoying. I didn’t mean to be so rude

@jeanpappin

5 жыл бұрын

@@pellaw8011 nah its okay i dont mind bout that

I lost it at the procession of 100+ ambulances sitting in traffic in a row. Reminds me of the Blues Brothers.

10:04 "A sauna next to a crematorium. Just again, make sure you're going to the right one." lmaooo

2:32 you know americas bad when its worse than Kevins town

Hey Kevin, I watched your Draw My Life. Right now I am 15 and have a stomach disorder that doctors cant explain and it is really comforting to know that there are people going through this and are still able to be successful. Thanks for everything you do. You have really helped me through this hard time and I cant thank you enough.

Kevin, weakly: is that God? *nervous laughter* It almost sounded like he was... scared???

“There was only one problem I could never outrun and that was cars...” Best line of the whole video!

This is unnecessarily realistic tbh.

One year later: Kevin, the word you were looking for was secede. You wanted to secede from the town.

Leave it to Kevin to solve problems by adding more cemeteries

4:30 Kevin creates the Berlin Wall - May 22, 2019

Kevin: I'll take care of the kids... Me: Is that a gun?!? Kevin: Umm...

"Let me build you a track'n field so you can run from your problems" lmao im ded.

Love that Mayor Quimby impersonation! Also your haircut! Replay Sims Bustin out with Dudley #TimAndDudley

why....why doe he sound like clone high jfk when he’s building the wall

@user-xv1cs9mm9d

3 жыл бұрын

He did an impression of him during the vid

@yaboidivad

3 жыл бұрын

Keeley Cassady could be a normal jfk reference but i thought the same lol

I wonder what Kevin would do if he created a empire in Stellaris lol 😂

1:38 Call it DDD Land For Disney Don't Die Land Or for Death Dead Die Land Doesn't matter.

You inspired me to buy the mayors edition of this game. I love building a stunning giant city, and then hitting a specific area with a 10.0 meteor to see how well the disaster response is. Thank you Kevin for introducing me to this beautiful game.

14:05 insert Country Roads here.

From Cities: skylines to Cities Command and Conquer real quick.

Kevin you are always creative with your bridges Kevin-* looks up with malicious intent* Yes

6:24 "I think the fire pit was a good idea" God I hope I never hear my mayor saying that

Humans: Boy am I hungry- Walls: FEED ME HUMAN

Day 84 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. Mona Beansa, *wishes you to have a nice day in villager* It would be day 133 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.

@CyberGuy419

5 жыл бұрын

Looking handsome today Mr. Villager

@idontlikelasagne7211

5 жыл бұрын

Legendary.

@SirBadToad

5 жыл бұрын

I love comedy night. I'd also love to see more of it, I love his movies and I watch it all the time!

Day 11 of asking Kevin to play The Sims 2 on Nintendo DS

Everyone: *is dying from drinking town sewage water* Kevin: *builds a football and baseball stadium*

I have a feeling the "meteors" are actually just massive missiles

You are a natural born politician Kevin!

13:26 Um Kevin that would be eugenics 13:31 Oh he realizes that’s bad- nope nvm he’s just commenting about the traffic being bad.....

Kevin, thanks for being so authentically yourself, it's extremely inspiring. Education and I have never been on the best terms and it's really reassuring and inspiring to know that I'm not doomed. Thank you for doing what you do, and being you

My old driving instructor said “The people who design roads must just get some string throw it on a table and say yep let’s do that”

Day 133 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad. Bake breadsticks? I am rejoining the holy quest.

@themonabeansaproject648

5 жыл бұрын

Glad to have you back comrade

@violet5120

5 жыл бұрын

@@themonabeansaproject648 Glad to be back, Comrade! Now that finals are over, haha.

“I know what we need.....a culling!” Okay Joesph Seed 🙄

“It’s time to get revenge” “I’m not a psychopath” “I-I’ll take care of the kids heheh”

Thanks for the collab! I'm happy I showed up at 8:50

He looks so thin in this video compared to now

2:40 shoutout to Boomtown Festival! I've been a fair few times hahah

Kevin plays games just as I do, and I love it. Keep up the amazing work my favourite youtuber!

Usually these kinds of games would bore me to death but Kevin makes it super entertaining!

Lovedddd the draw my life love everything you do (:

kevin you've helped me a lot this past month and I just wanted to say that you are a great person and we appreciate everything you do

"We will stay here with all the good stuff and give you indipendance", De-colonization in general

oh boy another Destructive Irish man playing City Skylines I wonder how this will go

>Walls are permanent I'm sure Berlin would like to have a word with you.

Kevin lookin slick as hell w a haircut

This is intelligent stupidity in perfect harmony and I love it.

4:36 The hospitals are on ward street

**reads video title** so basically just the US in a video game yeah?

@mrbill806

4 жыл бұрын

Who dat

@myramcneill7887

4 жыл бұрын

U canadian, yeah?

Damn, I want Kevin in charge of edumication in my city!

Kevin every video: I dropped out of school Also kevin every video: I was hit by a car

I honestly believe, sometimes, my genius, it generates gravity.