Circumvent the insane level deletion policies of the customer-hating, pro-cancer Nintendo nazis
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It's that time again, everyone. Nintendo has once again taken it upon themselves to run roughshod all over the hopes and dreams of their most dedicated fans.
That's right, Nintendo just went through another senseless round of level deletions in Super Mario Maker, without warning or explanation, something they've now done so often that I've actually lost count of the number of my own levels that they've deleted. This time they hit the likes of Go Seigen's 800-hour masterpiece Magnum Opus, as well as the universally lauded Super Mario vs. Mechabowzilla, by Kiavik, and even the single most starred level in all of Super Mario Maker, Mission: Impossible by MK8. Not even Jbizzle escaped Nintendo's imbecilic wrath. But why?
The truth is, Nintendo despises you and everyone else that plays their games. They make and sell sandboxes and then brutally punish you for building snowmen instead of sand castles. To Nintendo, you are wretched scum and you should be so blessed to be ground under their bootheel once again. And that's never going to change.
We all know Nintendo has been doing this for years and years. Every chance they get, they make decisions guaranteed to instill as much misery and dread into their players as they can. There's only one way out of this abusive relationship, and that's for you to burn every Nintendo product you own and never look back.
But let's be honest, you're probably not going to stop playing Nintendo's stupid games, no matter how many times they cut off someone's head and piss on the stump. So here's a tutorial explaining how to prevent hundreds -- if not thousands -- of hours of your blood, sweat, and tears from being erased from history every time some committee of loathsome MBAs decides they haven't made enough six year olds cry lately.
What you're looking at now is one of my levels that was deleted several months ago during the post-SGDQ purge, which also caught four of the nine levels made for SGDQ's blind relay race, which, as part of the Super Mario Maker block, helped raise more than $80,000 for Doctors Without Borders, $80,000 more than Nintendo themselves have ever raised for or donated to any GDQ in the entire lifetime of the event. You see, Nintendo not only hates children, and charity, they actively and repeatedly work against people raising money for charitable causes.
Anyway, as you can see, this level was last edited on June 22nd, 2017, more than a year ago. Let's upload it again, shall we? I already have a clear check saved on the level, despite the fact that Nintendo deleted it, which normally flags the level in your Coursebot so that it can't be reuploaded, even if you edit it. So how does that work?
As a certain youtuber might say, it's surprisingly simple. All you have to do is change the name of the level in your Coursebot, after uploading it to Course World, but before it ever gets deleted. The clear check status will be retained, while the uploaded status will not. No, this doesn't make any sense whatsoever. And yes, Nintendo's programmers are clearly almost as braindead as the people running the company.
Now, this won't save your stars, or help your level maintain whatever popularity or notoriety it may have garnered in its woefully short life in the inimical environment of a Nintendo owned and operated server, but at least it won't be lost forever. You won't have to rebuild the level, or spend any time on another clear check.
Of course, who knows? Maybe Nintendo will start banning entire accounts for making use of this workaround. That honestly wouldn't surprise me one bit, so use this technology at your own peril. My sincere recommendation is that you quit everything associated with Nintendo, and find a hobby where you don't constantly get punched in the gut while dreaming of a far better world where Sega won the console wars.
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It’s not even like they supported mario maker well
I recommend switching to speedcubing, nobody can delete cubes
Nintendo should stop deleting levels if they don't get popular enough, and it gives me anxiety every time I upload a level. My friend made a really hard level once that he spent several hours trying to beat, and it truly was hard, but Nintendo deleted it for not being popular enough. Just because a level doesn't get that popular doesn't mean it's not a good level. Same thing happened to me in 2015, I made a really good level that took me months to make, and it got deleted for not being popular enough. That's why I quit playing for a year, Nintendo ruins peoples imaginaton and discourages them due to popularity, popularity isn't everything.
What's their reasoning for deleting so many popular levels this time?
@Fritzef
5 жыл бұрын
None. At all.
@Daxylitz
5 жыл бұрын
Might have been a hacker because the levels are back
the levels are back up now
Didn't someone say that it's a hacker that did it? I heard it in syuns stream earlier.
I'm so pissed off about this, especially them deleting magnum opus but interesting work around.
Yeah. Nintendo is being horrible, they really want to take fun away from everyone who really enjoys playing this game by removing popular levels. I don't know why they have to do that. I'm really annoyed about this.
I used to play alot on Nintendo all the time but then they kept giving me new super mario in 10 versions of what is essentially the same game, bought a wii u only to play mario maker, now i have to buy switch to play mario maker 2, i would be fine with it if they had games i could actually enjoy and not another 200 version's of new mario bros.
Nintendo isn't exactly a fan of people sticking to one or a few of their games for hundreds or thousands of hours. They like the people regularly buying new $60 games every week or month.
This is still my favorite video on your channel, lol
Wow thanks for this
I appreciate the reuploading method, but do you really need to joke about cancer and call Nintendo nazis? Is there any conclusive evidence that a Nintendo employee or a group of them decided to delete the levels themselves as opposed to a response to mass reporting from trolls? I too resent decisions being made by loathsome MBAs, all of my professors in college/grad school knew how bullshit I thought it was that university board members/officials/presidents/deans were hired for their MBA instead of having distinguished faculty from their respective departments hired for those positions. I agree the deletion is insane but either way there's a huge difference between that and the worst things humanity faces (disease, nationalism, authoritarianism). I know why you're angry, because I've had plenty of levels of mine deleted as well, but it seems a little immature to choose those words to express your resentment. Are you just memeing it up or do you really think they truly hate everyone and want their customers to be wiped off the planet? Are there even any six year olds who are aware of the levels deleted, or capable of enjoying them to begin with? I'm not on Nintendo's side here, but dang dude, chill.
@Newtination
5 жыл бұрын
Old Man wisdom. #GGB
@DoctorCliche
5 жыл бұрын
No part of this video is a joke, so I'm uncertain why you think I'm joking. Of course it's impossible to say definitively why people behave the way they do, as you can never know what they're truly thinking and feeling. Because I cannot read minds, I use observation of Nintendo's behavior to gain insight into their thoughts. I ask myself questions like, "If Nintendo were trying to do X, what would be an effective way for them to accomplish that goal? How about the opposite goal? How would that change their behavior and the outcomes we might expect to observe?" Nintendo routinely behaves as if they despise the people that play their games. Therefore, as an empiricist, I am forced to conclude that Nintendo actually despises the people that play their games. And, yes, there are young children who have had levels deleted, and been devastated over it. Many of the more popular gaming websites covered just such an example two and a half years ago when a father reported his child in tears after her completely benign level was deleted within an hour of being uploaded.
@hoagie8269
5 жыл бұрын
One story about a little girl crying because of her benign level getting deleted being the result of a company model solely based on business graduates with an active disdain for children requires leaps in logic that I am skeptical you'd be able to suggest with your empirical method given the disconnect between Nintendo and its customers (or really, the distance between any large company and its customers). I see you do think about this a lot since you've explained your position well, but asking yourself such questions is far from any sort of rigorous research. It's nice to know that you have solid philosophical beliefs and don't use faith based arguments, but there are, to my opinion, lots of inferential steps missing between your premises and your conclusion. That said, at the very least, I will stop trying to convince you that you've said or done anything wrong and accept that I simply disagree. I'm sorry to have insinuated that there was anything comedic about this video, but am taken aback that you were serious about your idea that Nintendo literally wants oft-fatal sickness to spread because of their incredibly uptight attitude towards their user created content. Having been a child I also exhibited at points behaviors that were unfair and selfish (and perhaps unwittingly continued these into adult life), but never with the intention or desire that the parties at which those behaviors were directed become unwell or lose their life. I recognize that such behaviors can cause unwell-ness even unintentionally, but I still see a magnitude of difference between this unintentional outcome and direct malicious intent. Of course this is an anecdote with no necessary connection to what we're discussing, but it was somewhat upsetting to see accusations like the ones in the title of the video when those accusations are something I take much more seriously than I could ever take something related to video games. I would like to try to bring my message to end on a positive note, so I'll say that I do hope we can one day have user-run servers and user-controlled moderation with whichever physics engine version we choose for a specific level, free from the shackles of Nintendo. Have a good evening, DrCliche. Respectfully, hoagie.
@meltedmarshdaddy
5 жыл бұрын
Lol