Cinematic Excrement: Episode 122 - Showgirls

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I picked a hell of a time to go PG-13.
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  • @jackcovey1832
    @jackcovey18322 жыл бұрын

    TRUE STORY: I saw this at a theater in 1995. After Molly's rape and her hospitalization, the doctor who examined her solemnly told Nomi and the others, "There's been a vaginal tear." Someone in the very small crowd then angrily screamed out, "This MOVIE is a VAGINAL TEAR!!!!" The few people present burst out laughing.

  • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941

    @thefantasticretroreviewer3941

    Жыл бұрын

    Really, that actually happened when you saw this film 28 Years ago?

  • @LordmonkeyTRM

    @LordmonkeyTRM

    Жыл бұрын

    Based

  • @MrAjking808

    @MrAjking808

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah sure

  • @dysfunctional_vet

    @dysfunctional_vet

    4 ай бұрын

    vaginal tears 1mm or less is considered consentual, larger is rape. for those who care

  • @lanceshadow5582

    @lanceshadow5582

    3 ай бұрын

    I wish that could have been recorded lol

  • @Vertigotheatre1
    @Vertigotheatre13 жыл бұрын

    The movie made a HUGE amount of money on home rental, and became one of the highest home rental movies for MGM ever.

  • @christhornycroft3686

    @christhornycroft3686

    6 ай бұрын

    That’s hilarious.

  • @masonallen3961
    @masonallen39614 жыл бұрын

    Elizabeth Berkeley has always been willing to make light of herself. The year after Showgirls came out she started in the film The First Wives Club where she played a bad actress. God bless for her being such a good sport.

  • @BeazleyStudios

    @BeazleyStudios

    4 жыл бұрын

    When Jimmy Fallon did the Saved by the Bell bit, they made a jab regarding the odds of Jessie becoming a stripper.

  • @equusquaggaquagga536

    @equusquaggaquagga536

    4 жыл бұрын

    "I met a man. He's an angel! He's an god! He's a doctor!"

  • @Aster_Risk

    @Aster_Risk

    4 жыл бұрын

    She actually seems like a really cool person.

  • @DeniseDutton

    @DeniseDutton

    4 жыл бұрын

    She was fantastic in First Wives Club! I could tell she was having a great time.

  • @devanishant

    @devanishant

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love Elizabeth Berkley.

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT4 жыл бұрын

    At least Verhoeven is man enough to admit when he's at fault. How many directors can you say that about?

  • @victorhernandez8723

    @victorhernandez8723

    4 жыл бұрын

    *cough* Uwe Boll *cough*

  • @spaceace4387

    @spaceace4387

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joel Schumacher did.

  • @victorhernandez8723

    @victorhernandez8723

    4 жыл бұрын

    *cough* Zack Snyder *cough*

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives

    @TommyDeonauthsArchives

    4 жыл бұрын

    Micheal Bay?

  • @DrZuluGaming

    @DrZuluGaming

    4 жыл бұрын

    George Lucas can admit mistakes, believe it or not.

  • @THECRAZY320
    @THECRAZY3204 жыл бұрын

    If there’s ever a role Elizabeth Berkeley was born to play, it’s the story of Amy’s baking company. Who should play Ramsay?

  • @HanaBakemono

    @HanaBakemono

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, you’re right!

  • @greentree68

    @greentree68

    4 жыл бұрын

    Peter Capaldi, they’re both old and Scottish.

  • @LeviBulger

    @LeviBulger

    4 жыл бұрын

    Was gonna say Joe Pesci for Samy, but Paul Sorvino could work too. Just toss on a gray wig. If Joe Torre was an actor, he could do it too. Basically any Italian actor that ever played a role in a mafia movie. As for Ramsay, he should just play the part himself.

  • @LaineMann

    @LaineMann

    4 жыл бұрын

    hahahahahahaha!

  • @MrChaotic4

    @MrChaotic4

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@greentree68 Gordon was born in Scotland, but he was raised British.

  • @Blondie727
    @Blondie7273 жыл бұрын

    The saving grace in this movie was Gina Gershon. She looked amazing & delivered her lines in the most beautifully catty way. It’s my favorite sh!tastic movie.

  • @eamonndeane587

    @eamonndeane587

    2 жыл бұрын

    "I Used to LOOOVE Doggie Chow...."

  • @Bullman422

    @Bullman422

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed! She was definitely the best actor in this movie

  • @jamespope7669
    @jamespope76694 жыл бұрын

    Best reference to Showgirls is in Scream 2 when Randy's talking with Ghostface. "what's your favourite scary movie" Randy replies, Showgirls absolutely frightening lol

  • @docwho2828

    @docwho2828

    Жыл бұрын

    Classic!

  • @isabellaondei7854

    @isabellaondei7854

    3 ай бұрын

    Razzy Award!!!!!!!

  • @eddiedingle767
    @eddiedingle7674 жыл бұрын

    Nomi Malone "Know me, I'm alone"

  • @guillermodebaskerville7117

    @guillermodebaskerville7117

    4 жыл бұрын

    Have you seen Lindsay Ellis' review?

  • @missmoanypants

    @missmoanypants

    4 жыл бұрын

    Guillermo de Baskerville I’ve seen that review!

  • @marccolten9801

    @marccolten9801

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was. Whose fault is it? Nomi

  • @eddiedingle767

    @eddiedingle767

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@guillermodebaskerville7117 of course, been a fan of her for a very very long time

  • @jbvader721

    @jbvader721

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@guillermodebaskerville7117 Lindsay Ellis still has the "gold standard" review for this masterpiece.

  • @petersmernoff9590
    @petersmernoff95903 жыл бұрын

    The description of Nomi as a 'massive bag of bitch-biscuits' is CLASSIC!!!!

  • @ParanormalFire
    @ParanormalFire4 жыл бұрын

    RoboCop, Total Recall, Starship Troopers, Showgirls. 🎵One of these things is not like the others🎵

  • @wstine79

    @wstine79

    4 жыл бұрын

    Robocop. No boobies.

  • @guillermodebaskerville7117

    @guillermodebaskerville7117

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget Elle with Isabelle Huppert.

  • @spaceace4387

    @spaceace4387

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@wstine79 There are boobies in Robocop, there's a scene at the beginning where the cops are changing in the locker room and you see one of the female cops breasts

  • @jamstonjulian6947

    @jamstonjulian6947

    4 жыл бұрын

    They're all over the top, but one of them is also terrible

  • @DaviniaHill

    @DaviniaHill

    4 жыл бұрын

    Basic Instinct was right before this. From both of them.

  • @grahamkristensen9301
    @grahamkristensen93014 жыл бұрын

    I like to imagine this as a spin-off/crossover of Saved by the Bell and Twin Peaks. After graduating from Bayside, Jessie relapsed on caffeine pills and it got so bad that she fled to Vegas, changed her name and became a prostitute to feed her crippling addiction. So throughout half the movie she's hopped up on Red Bull and energy tablets, which explains why she flies off the handle so often, why her actions seem so erratic and unfocused, and why she dances like an electrocuted dead squid. Likewise, Kyle McLaughlin's character is actually Dale Cooper working undercover, trying to stack as much evidence as he can against the rapist he's pretending to protect. And since this is a secret David Lynch production, it explains why no one has a consistent personality.

  • @TrueBuddhaCat

    @TrueBuddhaCat

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hmmm, somehow that actually sounds interesting; as a fan of Twin Peaks and Showgirls this sounds like an interesting movie or series crossover

  • @myowncelestial5017

    @myowncelestial5017

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'd so watch that movie.

  • @jasonwebb5964

    @jasonwebb5964

    3 жыл бұрын

    Somehow its all Zack Morriss fault because Zack Morris is trash.

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    3 жыл бұрын

    That would make a lot more sense. 😐

  • @JeffreyDeCristofaro

    @JeffreyDeCristofaro

    11 ай бұрын

    I'm actually inclined to believe that - although, if that WERE exactly the case, would it successfully accomplish the same level of surrealism as Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive? For that matter, would it actually successfully be intentionally funny AND sexy?

  • @andorius
    @andorius4 жыл бұрын

    I remember when this came out. Here in the Netherlands we were so proud of Paul Verhoeven, the first Dutch director to make it big in Hollywood. The pride faded very fast after this movie.

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry to hear that. 🙁

  • @neptuna4187

    @neptuna4187

    2 жыл бұрын

    The movie ain't bad at all

  • @Ruinwyn

    @Ruinwyn

    2 жыл бұрын

    Please, I'm Finnish, we got Renny Harlin.

  • @drelle504

    @drelle504

    2 жыл бұрын

    Robocop is a classic!

  • @padmelotus

    @padmelotus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Robocop? Starship Troopers? Total Recall? Verhoeven made three of the best sci-fi movies ever. Nothing takes this away from him, not even Showgirls.

  • @tsukishiro70
    @tsukishiro703 жыл бұрын

    James is the best bit of the movie. "Everybody got AIDS and shit!" How can you beat that?

  • @MegaLindsay91
    @MegaLindsay914 жыл бұрын

    Kyle McLaughlin hair in this film reminds me of Tobey Maguire emo Peter Parker hair cut!

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    3 жыл бұрын

    So that's where Raimi got the idea! D:

  • @Smokingwrecker
    @Smokingwrecker4 жыл бұрын

    6:44 this scene tears me up even after James Avery's passing. R.I.P Uncle Phil.

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    4 жыл бұрын

    I've hated Ben Vereen ever since I saw that episode.

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@seedym624 I didn't like the character he played on Webster, either, both characters he played were really bad people, just awful.

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    3 жыл бұрын

    (hugs you)

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@origamipein18 Yeah, because he rarely acted, the only two characters I remembered him were those two, and, it wrecked my memories.

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@matthewdaley746 Aww. 😢 (hugs you)

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow4 жыл бұрын

    *gets out a soapbox, steps on it* *clears throat* "Everybody got AIDS and shit." *takes soapbox and leaves*

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker863 жыл бұрын

    * E L James watching the Cheetah’s scene * Guy: “ I saw you dance. I thought, ‘Yes!’ “ * E L James, typing * : “My Inner Goddess is doing the bolero, shouting ‘Yes!’ at me.”

  • @ahniandfriends123

    @ahniandfriends123

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Holy crow!"

  • @masonallen3961
    @masonallen39614 жыл бұрын

    6:40 That moment is even more amazing when you consider the fact that Will Smith had no acting experience before Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. He was just a rapper.

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too bad he's so limited creatively, also, Ben Vereen's awful.

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    3 жыл бұрын

    @tenebrous soul Unless you're a superstar like Tom Cruise, that can happen.

  • @jockmctodger

    @jockmctodger

    3 жыл бұрын

    Will Smith is a terrible actor

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jockmctodger Yeah, when he tries to play anything other than himself, it's not pretty, there are times when he trips over even that low bar.

  • @alevtinasherman3411
    @alevtinasherman34114 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, Sean, Verhoeven's book seems more coherent than E L James' foot-tapping Inner Goddess schtick

  • @wstine79
    @wstine794 жыл бұрын

    This is what happens when Jessie Spano gets addicted to Caffeine pills.

  • @fromthehaven94

    @fromthehaven94

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so...

  • @katietaylor8314

    @katietaylor8314

    3 жыл бұрын

    Caffeine: Not even once.

  • @danielmankowski922
    @danielmankowski9224 жыл бұрын

    12:19 Glenn Plummer's infamous line: "Man everybody got AIDs and shit!" 😂

  • @ATBPRODUCTlONS
    @ATBPRODUCTlONS3 жыл бұрын

    I love that at the beginning of the film, Nomi claims to have a name that's Italian yet she's so stupid she can't pronounce Versace correctly. Brilliant screenwriting Joe Eszterhas, brilliant.

  • @bobbyologun1517

    @bobbyologun1517

    Жыл бұрын

    ive got an oscar for screenwriting. what did you ever do? joe eszterhas (probably)

  • @nitelad

    @nitelad

    Жыл бұрын

    Not knowing how to pronounce foreign labels and names isn't stupid, it's ignorant. And completely forgivable for someone who came from poor families with almost no chance of good education.

  • @thermonuclearcollider4418

    @thermonuclearcollider4418

    5 ай бұрын

    Most Americans of Italian descent don't know how to correctly pronunce a single word in Italian although they think they do and proceed to butcher the few terms they have heard at home (which 9 times out of 10 are not even actual Italian to begin with, but some dialect from Southern Italy). As an aside, "Nomi" is not an Italian name and I don't think it is a real name in any part of the Western world: the closest name used in Italy is "Noemi", which is the equivalent to "Naomi".

  • @kingextreme88
    @kingextreme884 жыл бұрын

    Ah, so this is what Jessie Spano became after she graduated. I'm surprised.

  • @shirokishibe

    @shirokishibe

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's why she hates drugs because of her former addiction to caffeine pills.

  • @Beatlefish

    @Beatlefish

    4 жыл бұрын

    She's so excited 😂

  • @YolandaAnneBrown95726
    @YolandaAnneBrown957262 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely LOVE U2's Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me. I still groove to it.❤❤❤

  • @louisduarte8763

    @louisduarte8763

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't that in the Batman Forever soundtrack? And it's in THIS movie's, too?!

  • @jjchmiel78
    @jjchmiel784 жыл бұрын

    I saw this opening night. The theater was packed! It was like Mystery Theater 3000 with everyone shouting out commentary. The sex scene being referenced her someone shouted out flipper and some one else on the other side of the theater started humming loudly the opening credit music to Flipper. That movie going experience was one of the funnest I ever had.

  • @nakashangekasongo7387

    @nakashangekasongo7387

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have that DVD movie very bad film

  • @nakashangekasongo7387

    @nakashangekasongo7387

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would love to gett the showgirls VIP special edition DVD

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm happy that you had fun. :)

  • @JT-xj1pg

    @JT-xj1pg

    3 жыл бұрын

    Made up story just for attention and likes

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JT-xj1pg For real? :O

  • @Maerahn
    @Maerahn4 жыл бұрын

    Nicholas Cage: "A movie role? For ME? Aw, hell yeah... I'm gonna ACT THE SHIT OUTTA THIS!!" Elizabeth Berkely: "HOLD MY GODDAMN RED BULL, BITCH!!" **smashes can into face.**

  • @bobbyologun1517

    @bobbyologun1517

    Жыл бұрын

    ahahaha

  • @daelen.cclark

    @daelen.cclark

    11 ай бұрын

    Also Elizabeth Berkeley: “OW!”

  • @OrangeElixir
    @OrangeElixir3 жыл бұрын

    There was an episode of "Roseanne", when Darlene kept making David watch "Showgirls" with her, and she'd heckle it all the way through and get them both in trouble. David hated it, but I think it would have been really fun, owing to Darlene's biting wit.

  • @practicalpisces
    @practicalpisces4 жыл бұрын

    "Seriously, wash your damn hands." - Sincerely, COVID-19

  • @callithowiseeit5806

    @callithowiseeit5806

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wash your own hands and keep the fake fear to yourself

  • @HenningDiesel

    @HenningDiesel

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't wash your hands. - Sincerely, your immune system.

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    3 жыл бұрын

    I always do.

  • @davecameron2510
    @davecameron25104 жыл бұрын

    6:33 This scene is even better once you learn that Will mostly ad-libbed everything. He explained in an interview that while he had both parents in his life growing up (albeit divorced), his friends weren't as lucky, so he took their experiences and channeled it into that one moment in the show (apparently Karen Parsons (Hillary) was crying off-screen). In 6:43 when Uncle Phil hugged Will, James Avery whispered in his ear: "Now that's real f*cking acting".

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ben Vereen earned my undying hatred for that painful episode.

  • 4 жыл бұрын

    @@matthewdaley746 He earned my respect for being such a great actor and playing the part so convincingly.

  • @LARKXHIN
    @LARKXHIN4 жыл бұрын

    I had oral surgery today and just hurt myself laughing at “the people who made this hate us and want us to suffer”

  • @masonallen3961
    @masonallen39614 жыл бұрын

    5:50 Yeah. I mean it’s easy to forget now that Tom Hanks got his start on a sitcom where the premise was he had to dress up as a woman in order to live in an apartment.

  • @meghanphillips3495

    @meghanphillips3495

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or that Sally Field was a flying nun

  • @marccolten9801

    @marccolten9801

    4 жыл бұрын

    Terrific show.

  • @marccolten9801

    @marccolten9801

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@meghanphillips3495 Terrible show.

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    4 жыл бұрын

    He didn't even get top-billing, Peter Scolari was deeply depressed.

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@meghanphillips3495 A show that is forgettable, but, for that odd fact.

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow4 жыл бұрын

    Sean, I could watch a whole separate video where you read 'choice' selections from that Showgirls coffee table book.

  • @nathaniellevesque2782
    @nathaniellevesque27824 жыл бұрын

    Eh. Sleep is overrated anyway.

  • @rubenazul7421
    @rubenazul74214 жыл бұрын

    Yes Showgirls was over the top and that's why we love it !

  • @B.-T.
    @B.-T.4 жыл бұрын

    Why use all these blackboxes when you can just grab footage from the TV edit with the MS Paint bras??

  • @TheArceusftw

    @TheArceusftw

    4 жыл бұрын

    ...Really? They just MS Painted on bras? Did they take editing advice from 4kids?

  • @missmoanypants

    @missmoanypants

    4 жыл бұрын

    TheArceusftw VH1 use to show this movie often and the paint bras are so funny to see.

  • @andysee6996

    @andysee6996

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's clear that 90s era CGI was not ready to make realistic looking bras.

  • @leow3696

    @leow3696

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you're going to insist on censoring something as explicit as 'Showgirls', then what's even the point of even having it on TV?

  • @Tyger20
    @Tyger204 жыл бұрын

    I love Showgirls. I really like watching it as a double feature with Roadhouse. Both movies are similar in tone, have ridiculous dialogue, paper thin characters, barely any plot, exist in a weird universe where nightclub staff are famous celebrities, hilarious and endlessly entertaining.

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    4 жыл бұрын

    Road House is Citizen Kane compared to this cinematic abortion.

  • @liampatrick3110

    @liampatrick3110

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@matthewdaley746 While Showgirls is hilariously over the top, Roadhouse was mediocre at best and just flat-out boring.

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@liampatrick3110 Roadhouse knew what it was, so, the sins that it committed were far more forgivable, when we look it over.

  • @will.a.benjamin

    @will.a.benjamin

    Жыл бұрын

    Roadhouse was just dumb and boring. Showgirls at least is bad yet still entertaining.

  • @gageperuti5519

    @gageperuti5519

    Жыл бұрын

    @@liampatrick3110 Honestly, I feel the opposite. Roadhouse is hilarious and Showgirls is boring.

  • @orionred2489
    @orionred24894 жыл бұрын

    I knew a girl just like romi... She was an aspiring dancer. The emotional stuff is spot on. You have to be almost crazy to think you can make it, and you have no idea what to do to make it happen. So any sort of perceived change in your chances causes an immediate and massive mood change. And yes, everyone was drawn to her.

  • @shanazblacksun7201

    @shanazblacksun7201

    Жыл бұрын

    I could actually believe A personality like that exists.....I've seen them as well

  • @p.d.l7023
    @p.d.l70234 жыл бұрын

    Deleted scene: When she leaves her small town to go to Vegas, that town was so glad to see her go that they had a parade.

  • @goreycinema

    @goreycinema

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's like that Malcolm in the Middle episode where the neighborhood throws a block party every time the family goes on vacation.

  • @darlingmoon003

    @darlingmoon003

    3 жыл бұрын

    There's another one too at the end. When she injects cocaine to Andrew Carter to make it look like he overdosed.

  • @debbiesuesteele9639
    @debbiesuesteele96393 жыл бұрын

    This movie is one of a kind gold. I have watched it so many times...and now when someone asks where I am from I say"Different places!" I haven't figured out how to use "it must be weird not having anybody *** on you!"

  • @Theoppositesex

    @Theoppositesex

    Жыл бұрын

    You are a legend.

  • @ladynikkie
    @ladynikkie4 жыл бұрын

    6:43 when they filmed that scene several cast members and crew were crying in the background

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking35824 жыл бұрын

    Darn, I was hoping you'd use those crappily drawn on bras from the MTV edit of this movie

  • @WobblesandBean

    @WobblesandBean

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was classic 😂

  • @ForrestFox626

    @ForrestFox626

    4 жыл бұрын

    Missed opportunity really.

  • @nekusakura6748

    @nekusakura6748

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ForrestFox626 "Dancin' Ain't 'Faking'..."

  • @Aster_Risk

    @Aster_Risk

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love your Nabeshin profile pic!

  • @nekusakura6748

    @nekusakura6748

    4 жыл бұрын

    @ "I liked your Little Game...."

  • @stevegeorge6880
    @stevegeorge68804 жыл бұрын

    If I get nothing else out of this review, I must say, Sean, that your hair is excellent for this one.

  • @MrChaotic4

    @MrChaotic4

    4 жыл бұрын

    The next review beat out Joey Tribbiani playing baseball with a chimpanzee for Worst Picture.

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrChaotic4 Her ridiculous salary may have been the tipping point here.

  • @eloisecole3579

    @eloisecole3579

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's not a wig?

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@eloisecole3579 Apparently, not, I never thought it was, though, strange idea.

  • @matthewdaley746

    @matthewdaley746

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alas, I haven't gotten mine cut, nowhere's open right now.

  • @troyo.8294
    @troyo.82944 жыл бұрын

    Thrust It! Thrust It! Thrust It! Thrust It!

  • @fromthehaven94

    @fromthehaven94

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's the Wig Master from an episode of Seinfeld.

  • @nikkitynakkity3418

    @nikkitynakkity3418

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best line of the movie

  • @jqowens777

    @jqowens777

    3 жыл бұрын

    hahaha

  • @justinriley
    @justinriley4 жыл бұрын

    Next time, "Striptease"

  • @HanaBakemono
    @HanaBakemono4 жыл бұрын

    11:05 that actually is an exercise/stretch dancers do, it’s especially good for pole dancing (you need strong abs for that), but I’ve never seen it done that... aggressively.

  • @missmoanypants

    @missmoanypants

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thrust it! THRUST IT!

  • @wstine79
    @wstine794 жыл бұрын

    Sean is sporting the Sheldon Cooper haircut.

  • @leow3696

    @leow3696

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zimbabwe

  • @guillermodebaskerville7117

    @guillermodebaskerville7117

    3 жыл бұрын

    It looks great on him

  • @thatbee3585

    @thatbee3585

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes!!!

  • @jasoncase9481
    @jasoncase94814 жыл бұрын

    Showgirls is a entertaining watchable bad movie.

  • @thatbee3585

    @thatbee3585

    3 жыл бұрын

    2 words!!!! Guilty Pleasure !!!

  • @katherineheasley6196
    @katherineheasley61962 жыл бұрын

    I can explain one of the oddities about this movie: Kyle MacLachlan's hair. It was the '90s. Every second white guy in America had that floppy hair. It was an epidemic at my college. My brother had that hair.

  • @_Coe
    @_Coe4 жыл бұрын

    OMG that scene from fresh prince always brings me to tears, 🥺😢 wooooohhh it’s HEARTBREAKING 💔

  • @deadpan80
    @deadpan804 жыл бұрын

    7:15 not to totally defend Ms Berkeley's talent (or lack there of) but do you seriously believe anyone could pull off that stellar writing. Helen Mirren couldnt make that line believable

  • @eamonndeane587

    @eamonndeane587

    2 жыл бұрын

    Anna Magnani couldn't have made it work...

  • @Johnny-Thunder
    @Johnny-Thunder4 жыл бұрын

    The rape scene may not be so illogical: they say rape is not so much about sex but more about exercising power. The guy was not after sex, he was a control and power hungry douchebag. Of course the scene was played for shock value, just like EVERYTHING in this movie is.

  • @user-dt3hk7fu8w

    @user-dt3hk7fu8w

    10 ай бұрын

    Read Natural History of Rape and Blank Slate for my opinion

  • @PungiFungi

    @PungiFungi

    8 ай бұрын

    The rape scene was to remind us that in Las Vegas, the house always wins. This movie is not going to have a happy ending because that is what we are taught to expect in movies. The inane and unrealistic expectations that Nomi will win it all at the end. Indeed it is an exercising of power. Even as a star, Nomi was essentially as powerless as when she was pole dancing at the Cheetahs and Molly was deluded to think she had any leverage by association with Nomi.

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali104 жыл бұрын

    You could've just used the censored cut. They tried to CGI-add bikinis on all the actresses, and in one scene used a full CG woman. It looks AWFUL. Hovering crayon Bikinis and a woman more off-shape than the early Lara Crofts.

  • @gretchenbaker7435
    @gretchenbaker74353 жыл бұрын

    I feel so weird that I laughed out loud when you said "and that's when Molly got raped" My God this movie is a treasure

  • @eamonndeane587
    @eamonndeane5874 жыл бұрын

    "What kind of name is Nomi?" A name for a Transgender Hacker.... Anyone else get the reference?

  • @nokki25

    @nokki25

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nomi is a suitable name for an NYC jewish journalist on the Fox channel.

  • @naomimills3759

    @naomimills3759

    4 жыл бұрын

    My name is Naomi and my nickname is Nomi

  • @janayawarren1381

    @janayawarren1381

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yup and a way better Nomi too

  • @mttylerdurden9

    @mttylerdurden9

    4 жыл бұрын

    I got it, I love Sense8

  • @marcelgardner8497

    @marcelgardner8497

    4 жыл бұрын

    Does she wear leather and perhaps have a tattoo.

  • @DivaD-nk2bj
    @DivaD-nk2bj4 жыл бұрын

    *rubs hands with glee* I’ve been waiting so long for you to review this turd 👌👏

  • @crsh2007
    @crsh20074 жыл бұрын

    Showgirls is what happens when parents profusely compliment their daughter's horrible dancing :/

  • @82566

    @82566

    3 жыл бұрын

    100% lol

  • @Kaboomboo

    @Kaboomboo

    Жыл бұрын

    I used to think my dad was mean for telling me how it is. Now I see where he's coming from lol

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
    @TommyDeonauthsArchives4 жыл бұрын

    "Anything that reminds me of Jurassic World, is not a good thing." Phelous: Insert your "I liked Jurassic World" comment here!

  • @mikeworkingforgreen3766
    @mikeworkingforgreen37664 жыл бұрын

    14:06 So, Tommy Wiseau saw that scene but learned the wrong lesson therefrom.

  • @kevinthepilgrim
    @kevinthepilgrim4 жыл бұрын

    Your hair looks....different. Not bad but different.

  • @JR-gl1nx

    @JR-gl1nx

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's the 'Jim Parson'

  • @chayimweinstock443

    @chayimweinstock443

    4 жыл бұрын

    He looks like a new person

  • @nataschavisser573

    @nataschavisser573

    4 жыл бұрын

    Quarantine hair

  • @arturovillaluz2053
    @arturovillaluz20532 жыл бұрын

    The late Gene Siskel said, "It's 'All About Eve' with a G-string"

  • @Blondie472
    @Blondie4724 жыл бұрын

    Probably the funniest movie of all time, despite not really even being a comedy. It's impossible to take any of it seriously. You can try..

  • @marmar929
    @marmar9294 жыл бұрын

    This is the most underrated channel on KZread. My god, the dead-pan humor and facial expressions are just GOLD!! Also, you're rocking the quarantine hair, boi. lol

  • @jennifer_mertens
    @jennifer_mertens8 ай бұрын

    Nomi dancing in the club pretty much sums up the entire film. Like a dead animal on the side of the road, you know it's disgusting, but you have to look😂.

  • @CrypticCharm
    @CrypticCharm4 жыл бұрын

    i remember when this came out, i was still in school, about 16 and we all watched it, just to watch the uptight one from "Saved by the bell" going at it like flipper in the pool!

  • @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
    @rsfilmdiscussionchannel41684 жыл бұрын

    Cue a bunch of Showgirls fans going "It's satire!"

  • @alishastephenson1437

    @alishastephenson1437

    4 жыл бұрын

    Considering who directed the movie, it would make sense. But the book he wrote would suggest otherwise.

  • @BeazleyStudios

    @BeazleyStudios

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think if it was a true satire, much like Robocop and Starship Troopers, it would have been much better.

  • @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168

    @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alishastephenson1437 There are a lot of Showgirls fans who would say that. But just because a movie has a rape scene committed by a show-business character who is viewed in a positive light by the other characters, including his future victim, doesn't mean it is a "brilliant, ahead of it's time" commentary. Though obviously that scene is more chilling now.

  • @tristanhartup4936

    @tristanhartup4936

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've always hated when people use "it's satire!" excuse, as if they think of it as a magical get-out-of-jail-free card that grants movies and TV shows 100% immunity to all forms of critism and should immediately be forgiven for any flaws, though they fail to realize is that, like with anything and everything, there's a right way to do satire and a wrong way to do it.

  • @donavondavis1550

    @donavondavis1550

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 You should check out the "Bad Movies and A Beat" review of it where the reviewer really goes into why its so genuinely problematic for that scene to have even been in there in the 1st place

  • @katyavinogradova7688
    @katyavinogradova76884 жыл бұрын

    This movie is terrible... and terribly entertaining! I've seen it multiple times. There's something about it that makes you keep coming back for another viewing. If not for that horribly out of place rape scene it would have been the best worst movie ever!

  • @Roserae16
    @Roserae164 жыл бұрын

    You got an immediate like for that opening warning alone, love you my dude 😷👍🧼👏

  • @johnyzero2000
    @johnyzero20004 жыл бұрын

    Well Elizabeth Berkley's career wasn't harmed too bad she is still working film , tv and theater has even received good notices from critics now and then.

  • @tracieramson4719

    @tracieramson4719

    3 жыл бұрын

    She has done a bunch of law & Order and some other tv shows and movies

  • @ryandowney8743
    @ryandowney87434 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one distractingly annoyed by her lipstick outside the edges of her lips? I don't know why some women do that, it looks ugly. And is always very obvious.

  • @WobblesandBean

    @WobblesandBean

    4 жыл бұрын

    I agree, same thing with those thick brows, spider lashes, and applying so much highlighter you look like a glazed donut.

  • 4 жыл бұрын

    Ryan Downey Yeah, whoever did her makeup made her look too much like a drag queen. Can't say I looked at her and said, "OMG! She's HOT!"

  • @xenxander
    @xenxander4 жыл бұрын

    Elizabeth Berkly.... everything in 'saved by the bell' her character was not. I feel this movie was her protesting against how over the top insufferable they made her in saved by the bell.

  • @alishastephenson1437

    @alishastephenson1437

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, she's still insufferable though... Just in a different way.

  • @striderreborn1467
    @striderreborn14674 жыл бұрын

    There's a fan theory that Nomi's name is an anagram for "I am alone". lol

  • @jbvader721

    @jbvader721

    4 жыл бұрын

    Get it? Nomi?! I'm alone! Genius!!!

  • @lukewright9031

    @lukewright9031

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm no expert on anagrams, but that's not how they work. But hey, that's just a fan theory I guess.

  • @TallyRocky

    @TallyRocky

    4 жыл бұрын

    No it’s not an anagram.

  • @cremetangerine82
    @cremetangerine824 жыл бұрын

    I agree with Sean, the scene at 6:40 always makes me cry. “Showgirls”, on the other hand, makes me cry laughing at its attempts to be dramatic.

  • @lynngatrell7965
    @lynngatrell79653 жыл бұрын

    This movie did for sex what Jaws did for going in the water.🤢

  • @MrChaotic4
    @MrChaotic44 жыл бұрын

    Right after you released this review, a trailer for an actual documentary of the making of this movie was released.

  • @TMMReznor
    @TMMReznor4 жыл бұрын

    The funniest thing about this video: discovering that Americans apparently consider "Saved by the Bell" to be a sitcom, rather than an embarrassing kid's TV show.

  • @gracekim25

    @gracekim25

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m confused

  • @DavidBaruffi

    @DavidBaruffi

    Жыл бұрын

    It's both. Well,...- technically,- like, it is a situation comedy, but it was also a kids' tv show. It really was kinda the first, like, live-action kids sitcom that really took off. It's a sitcom in the same way that, any of the Nickelodeon or Disney Channel multicam sitcoms are sitcoms. It's a technicality.

  • @benderbendingrodriguez420

    @benderbendingrodriguez420

    10 ай бұрын

    But... it is a sitcom? Weird comment

  • @DavidBaruffi

    @DavidBaruffi

    10 ай бұрын

    @@benderbendingrodriguez420 At the time when "Saved By the Bell" was out, it wasn't thought of as a sitcom the same way that other shows were thought of as sitcoms. It's hard to explain if you weren't around, but especially since it aired exclusively on Saturday mornings, next to, mostly cartoons and other shows specifically promoted to and made for kids, as opposed to airing in Primetime or even a later afternoon/evening syndicated spot, nobody who was around at that time, would've thought of it as a sitcom. Not in the same way that, say-eh, what were the big sitcoms at that time, um, say "Cheers" or "Murphy Brown", or "Roseanne", or "Friends", etc. etc. Even something like "Full House", because it was on in Primetime, was thought of higher; that was a "family sitcom", and not a kids show. Only now, after there's been dozens of other shows that came out after "Saved..." that were promoted or aired similarly would people look at the show and think sitcom, but back then, people would think of it in the same category as like, "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" or-eh, something like that. In those days, such distinctions mattered a lot more. Nobody back then would think "Saved By the Bell" and think "Sitcom" or vice-versa.

  • @harryh3780
    @harryh37803 жыл бұрын

    Showgirls is one of my guilty pleasures. I love this movie!

  • @davewriter100
    @davewriter1004 жыл бұрын

    8:39 - Imagine if the coronavirus pandemic had hit around 25 years ago - the next dancer would've been infected just by touching that pole.

  • @chrisbaker8533
    @chrisbaker85334 жыл бұрын

    there are only two reasons to watch this movie. And they're both attached to gina gershon

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love Gina Gershon. ^^

  • @eamonndeane587

    @eamonndeane587

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@origamipein18 She's a great voice for Catwoman.

  • @origamipein18

    @origamipein18

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@eamonndeane587 Wha?

  • @thatbee3585
    @thatbee35853 жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest review I’ve ever heard and it hit the nail on its head

  • @dawnhazelett7184
    @dawnhazelett71844 жыл бұрын

    You made me laugh out loud and I needed it tonight ....after a really bad day. Great review and you have a new subscriber

  • @Lyendith
    @Lyendith4 жыл бұрын

    Seems like the nineties weren't a very clothed decade…

  • @The_Dudester

    @The_Dudester

    4 жыл бұрын

    The 90's were victorian compared to the late 70's, early 80's. Check out Paradise, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Private Lessons, My Tutor and the entire Emmanuelle movie franchise just as an example. Then there are European movies of the same era, With those movies clothes free is the theme.

  • @Thespeedrap

    @Thespeedrap

    3 жыл бұрын

    I miss the 90s why did it had to end the way it did.Once the Millennium hit it went 👎 👎 BAD

  • @Thespeedrap

    @Thespeedrap

    3 жыл бұрын

    @trishdadish82 Tell me about it what happened to today?

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind4 жыл бұрын

    The one and only Showgirls. A *truly pioneering achievement of cinema*

  • @troyschulz2318

    @troyschulz2318

    4 жыл бұрын

    This but unironically.

  • @thecinematicmind

    @thecinematicmind

    4 жыл бұрын

    Troy Schulz Right answer

  • @totallynotalpharius2283

    @totallynotalpharius2283

    4 жыл бұрын

    If the pioneers took a wrong turn heading out west and ended up on a boat bound for Europe .....and the boat sank otw there. And the life boats were eaten

  • @vixen4327

    @vixen4327

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@totallynotalpharius2283 damn 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spookyrosev6467
    @spookyrosev64674 жыл бұрын

    I agree on “Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me” and I will defend it til the day I die

  • @75aces97

    @75aces97

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too! No idea why that would get a "worst" nomination of any kind.

  • @jngr1

    @jngr1

    4 жыл бұрын

    If it's any consolation, it was also nominated for a Golden Globe

  • @KnowledgeSeeker78491

    @KnowledgeSeeker78491

    Жыл бұрын

    Great song

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean4 жыл бұрын

    HOLY SHIT FINALLY, the episode I've been waiting for all these years!

  • @BusStopProductions.
    @BusStopProductions.4 жыл бұрын

    Nobody's going to mention how Elizabeth Berkley still has her Jessie Spano hair do in this movie?

  • @andrewollmann304

    @andrewollmann304

    4 жыл бұрын

    She seems to have Jessie Spano hair in all her roles She was on the “Law and Order: Criminal Intent” episode “Dollhouses.”

  • @BusStopProductions.

    @BusStopProductions.

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@andrewollmann304 her hair was straight on Dancing w/ The Stars

  • @Kahran042
    @Kahran0423 жыл бұрын

    "What kind of name is Nomi?"' I'm not sure if it was intended, but it's Japanese for flea.

  • @georgeray1906

    @georgeray1906

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh please even fleas would like Nomi.

  • @MarissaBollywood
    @MarissaBollywood4 жыл бұрын

    Finally! Been waiting for Sean to review this forever! lol

  • @winterlucy
    @winterlucy4 жыл бұрын

    Yes!! I've been waiting for this one since you started reviewing the Razzie winners 🍿❤

  • @hubakon1368
    @hubakon13684 жыл бұрын

    19:32 Thank you so much for saying that to those scenes from Showgirls and Jurassic World, Sean.

  • @tosheatower
    @tosheatower4 жыл бұрын

    I legit love this movie. I think this movie does exactly what a movie is supposed to do...it keeps you entertained. No matter how many times I watch it I am in it.

  • @171QA
    @171QA4 жыл бұрын

    Hearing you review this was a joy to watch. XD

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo Жыл бұрын

    Nomi being thin despite the food she eats isn't strange at all. She's very young and she's a dancer. You know how many calories you burn dancing? Holly Madison mentioned in her memoir when she did her burlesque show (in Las Vegas of all places) she danced a lot and said she was in the best shape of her life, despite eating lots of junk food. So that's not strange at all. But while she's thin, that doesn't mean she's healthy, so that's why she was instructed to eat healthier foods.

  • @ashkitt7719
    @ashkitt77194 жыл бұрын

    Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo2 жыл бұрын

    I drove by that strip joint when I lived in Vegas in 2019. I was so shocked because I didn't realize it was real AND still in business lol Also regarding that one r*pe scene, Molly probably would've slept with the singer yes. Not his entire entourage! That's why she fought back.

  • @SwiggleMcJiggle
    @SwiggleMcJiggle4 жыл бұрын

    Damn, this is the first time in years you actually popped up in my feed. So much to catch up on, good to be back.

  • @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
    @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout4 жыл бұрын

    I expected a cut to the "Everyone Has AIDS" song from Team America at 12:38 or so...

  • @wilsonkierankitsune
    @wilsonkierankitsune4 жыл бұрын

    Actually Sean I do have a question: when you reach the worst picture where you've already covered are you going to skip them or make a new review of them?

  • @meghanphillips3495

    @meghanphillips3495

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think a good idea would be discussing the other nominees and deciding if that year's "winner" was the right movie.

  • @christmashake8968

    @christmashake8968

    4 жыл бұрын

    Since he already went ahead and re-reviewed “Cocktail,” I’m gonna guess the answer is yes, albeit with a bigger emphasis on the Razzies themselves sprinkled in with any opinions that may have changed over time. :)

  • @fermintenava5911

    @fermintenava5911

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@christmashake8968 He never reviewed Cocktail before last year...

  • @krogdog
    @krogdog4 жыл бұрын

    It only earned $38 million at the box office but it generated well over $100 million in rentals. Even Tarantino said this movie had a lot of redeeming value in terms of exploitation cinema!

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOB4 жыл бұрын

    Just wondering if anyone knows where I can watch his review of The Host? For some reason it’s been blocked in the US and I can’t figure out a country where it’s not blocked to be able to watch it using my VPN.

  • @p.e.gilbertauthor3036
    @p.e.gilbertauthor30364 жыл бұрын

    A fantastic and funny analysis as always Sean @cinematicexcrement. Keep the reviews of the worst that Hollywood has to offer coming ;)

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