There is a Christian musical high school, please God you given too much free will

@dannyboy7708

5 ай бұрын

What makes you think this is following His will?

@КГБКолДжорджКостанца

5 ай бұрын

@@dannyboy7708 was trying to be edgy

@heatherstarling1653

5 ай бұрын

@@КГБКолДжорджКостанцаdude, don’t even explain, those that think it’s funny understand. I personally am happy yours is the first comment I saw. Super hysterical.

@КГБКолДжорджКостанца

5 ай бұрын

@@livviebrundle that's what I wanted you to believe (;

@КГБКолДжорджКостанца

5 ай бұрын

@@heatherstarling1653 thank you (:

The whole part about the dad being away because he's in the military, and the mom losing her job, so they have to move is hilarious to me. Assuming the parents are married, the dad will absolutely be making enough money to keep the family where they are with dependent pay, BAH/BAS, and separation pay...Just because he's away on deployment doesn't mean he's not getting paid. If anything, they simply could have said that the dad has to move because of his job and that would have been fine lol

@AmbassadorKat

4 ай бұрын

Also is dad gonna come back from deployment and show up at an empty house with his family nowhere to be found? Like wtf lol

@chelle5900

4 ай бұрын

And I'm pretty sure there are protections in place to stop a deployed service member from losing their house while they are away. I don't think they could be kicked out.

The fact that Christian people believe that everything needs a Christian edition will never not be funny. With that said when are we getting the next Christian Lemonade Mouth?

@sassmos

5 ай бұрын

Or Radio Rebel

@LuckyTheCat256

5 ай бұрын

I guess I’m one of the only Christians who doesn’t think that way :\

@RandyMills-vt9se

5 ай бұрын

​@@LuckyTheCat256 same

@ksis86

4 ай бұрын

Instead of Camp Rock theyll hit us with Camp Contemporary Christian, cant wait

@amelianekomimi1936

4 ай бұрын

Christians ruin everything they touch

As someone who was raised Christian and goes back and forth about it to this day, I’ve never understood the concept of making “our own” version of whatever the latest hot thing is. You wanna watch High School Musical, watch High School Musical. Whats the difference? It’s a kid’s movie, it’s not offensive, so who cares? What’s the point? If anything that is not explicitly Christian is at least a little evil, or at least not as good as the “Christian” version, then you’d better sell your car, because I guarantee there isn’t a “Christian” version of it. And your phone. And your light bulbs. Anyone who panics about anything being dangerous unless it’s absolutely made by someone of their faith doesn’t need a church, they need a psychiatrist for their paranoia. I’m glad the churches I went to growing up never bought into this crap.

@markdaniel9657

4 ай бұрын

I think the point is simply to make subpar versions to sell to hardcore christians who are hellbent on showing their kids nothing but christian media. Cuz that market is lucrative enough for the makers of these to forgo all quality checks.

@tarotsushima3332

4 ай бұрын

It's the whole paranoia around 'the corrupting effects of secular media' while refusing to acknowledge that most of it's super entertaining. It's why so many of them are Christian soapboxes first and actual media with entertainment value second.

@TheDezzOne

4 ай бұрын

This is really well put.

@Karanthaneos

4 ай бұрын

The problem with Christian movies is that they're always extremely melodramatic, and poorly thought out, and the solution is always God and Jesus, even if the protagonists are dickwads, as long as they're with god all their actions will be ultimately justified with the narrative bending over itself to make them be right above everyone else.

@RainbowGalaxyMatt777

4 ай бұрын

Agreed with you.

His angry dance at 8:56 makes Kevin Bacon’s angsty dance to Never in Footloose look like a teen having a happy afternoon, just dancing and doing some gymnastics 😂

@HighAsHeckPriestess

5 ай бұрын

And its extra stupid cuz at least Troy earned his angry dance in HSM. Whats this brat mad about? He's minorly inconvenienced by his mom having a tough time!

@heatherstarling1653

5 ай бұрын

@@HighAsHeckPriestess right? His problems are beyond teenage angst, it is just flat out brattery.

@KingOfGaymes

5 ай бұрын

That scene felt like a weird and bad fusion of HSM 2’s “Work this out” and “Bet on it”

@heatherstarling1653

5 ай бұрын

@@KingOfGaymes totally.

@tatiana1412

4 ай бұрын

I was checking the comments for this😂😂😂

The dad is even more sad, if you theorize, that he only found god to cope with the death of his wife...

You know I just had a realization. If there’s a Christian version of High School Musical, then there must be a Christian version of the sequels somewhere. *Oh god….* 4:42 So I did a little bit of math on the catalog,specifically on the questions. There’s 15 questions in total,meaning you have to spend $45 on questions. 45 dollars. This isn’t about money at all tho.

@HighAsHeckPriestess

5 ай бұрын

Im so itching to find them but im not giving them money for it😅

@Minjiji_kim

4 ай бұрын

Wait until you see the Christian version of horror movies…😭

Sometimes when my mom punishes me and sends me to the basement and locks me there, I get so mad that I start dancing and singing.

@monicavelazquezrodriguez3035

4 ай бұрын

😨

okay please please do a vid on the christian horror movie “hangman’s curse” it’s about a family of paranormal investigators who have to investigate a high school and it’s so cringe and good lmao plus the female lead is none other than leighton meester of gossip girl ✨ EDIT: it’s also available for free on youtube

@amelianekomimi1936

5 ай бұрын

WHAT HAPPENED TO GOSSIP GIRL!?

@joshuaharris3039

5 ай бұрын

I think I saw that in a middle school science class; nearly scared the shit out of 12 year old me

@amelianekomimi1936

5 ай бұрын

absolutely not@@joshuaharris3039

@DankrumStar

4 ай бұрын

Okay but that’s based off the book by Frank Perreti and I was raised religious and ate these books up as a kid

@ashegrey3042

4 ай бұрын

@@DankrumStarhe’s also in the movie 🥰

As someone who grew up in a christian community, I’m so glad I was never subjected to this monstrosity of a movie as a kid.

@RainbowGalaxyMatt777

4 ай бұрын

Me too we're lucky lol

@jacksonconnell

4 ай бұрын

Same here

"we have high school musical at home."

@BDLabs2

4 ай бұрын

When you’re too poor to watch the Disney Channel 🥲…

@avoiceacrosstheworld1943

4 ай бұрын

Homeschool musical 😂

@tomboyraider1015

4 ай бұрын

@avoiceacrosstheworld1943 Lol, sounds like a funny parody movie like the Scary movie series 😂

I mean, the gaslight when the mom lost her job is super realistic. When my family was homeless, at some point my mom was able to get a car despite being in the homeless shelter. When she told the church about it during the sermon thingy where they talking bout their blessings- Everybody cheered when the paster said they got new shoes or whatever. But when my mom spoke- everybody was dead quiet. :) So yeah, love the realism.

@tomboyraider1015

4 ай бұрын

Bless your mom.

@KayGreylai

Ай бұрын

Sorry I was raised non religeous and im trying to understand- why did they treat her that way over managing to get a car while enduring homelessness with children? Why werent they trying to raise some money to help her or something?

@sushiblackcat6776

Ай бұрын

@@KayGreylai 🤷‍♀i dunno, it wasn't a big church to begin with but even then- I sorta lowkey doubt that was amongst their priorities despite my mom being a deacon, aka someone who helps the pastor run the sermon and get things together.

"If dad was here, we wouldn't have to move," says the military kid who, as a teenager, has more than likely already been uprooted anywhere between 3-6 times in his life, depending on how lucky they got with the station assignments. 😂

As a Christian who grew up in the environment that produced this movie and others like it, the part about "be yourself" and "do your own thing" made me laugh. Those were fighting words in my part of the church. After all, the Bible says "the heart of man is desperately wicked" (no context, of course) and that our "true selves" are disgusting and infected with sin (again, Bible verses ripped out of context, but anyway...). If my mom had ever heard of this movie, she would have paused it at that moment to interject about that. UUUGGGHHHH I'm so glad I got out of that.

This movie is like a super bad version of if you merged "In the Heights" and "High School Musical"...

@ElectraTechna55

4 ай бұрын

I'm glad I wasn't the only one getting in the heights vibes from this

Christians whenever they see a popular piece of media: “Now what if we did that… but made them talk about Jesus the whole time” 😀

@sarahthomas8670

4 ай бұрын

FACTS

@yikesgina

4 ай бұрын

I don’t feel this way and I’m a Christian- this is cringe 😭😭

2:54 I guess he didn’t take his sleep seriously when recording 💀

@amelianekomimi1936

5 ай бұрын

still looks better than you

@hyka5135

5 ай бұрын

That was uncalled for buddy

@amelianekomimi1936

5 ай бұрын

@@hyka5135 nah it was pretty called for

@sam_9228

4 ай бұрын

@@amelianekomimi1936 you don't know what I look like

@amelianekomimi1936

4 ай бұрын

@@sam_9228 true but I'm picking fights with people to get more engagement for pig

The scene where he’s in the bathroom awkwardly dancing, imagine somebody sitting in the stall behind him just taking a dump in peace 😂😂

My simple brain can’t comprehend how these get out. How at least one person wrote it, another liked it and produced it and third one liked it funded it.

Yo tell me why the manta sleep advertisement was one of the best parts of the video lol. That eye placement thing had me dead

I've been waiting for you to do a review of Sunday School Musical, and its the most corniest thing I have ever seen made by a studio called Asylum.

@КГБКолДжорджКостанца

5 ай бұрын

Unironically

@amelianekomimi1936

5 ай бұрын

imagine being called asylum but still throwing hands with everyone

@gryficowa

5 ай бұрын

Trollz

4:18 actually he wasn’t in the movie. He was a performer at a Disney park and that is a HSM stage show at Disney 😂😂😂😂😂

lol the Sid or Jack Horner was such a good bit, Pig always has amazing sponsor segments

It's funny how you posted this video and yesterday, the first song that they sing, "Something New", randomly popped in my head and couldn't stop humming it lol.

If his dad is in a war and his parents are married I think they cover housing lol big plot hole there 😂😂 also base housing?? Spousal support? I wish movie creators did more research 😂

@AmbassadorKat

4 ай бұрын

Dad coming back from war and he shows up at an empty house with his family gone

@HKMcRooney

4 ай бұрын

​@@AmbassadorKatThat would be really funny. Dad would be aware of where he's stationed next, though, and will probably get there then have his family join him. Mom's job pretty much doesn't matter, unfortunately 😬

@fawnieee

2 ай бұрын

​@@HKMcRooney end of credits scene where you see the poor dad overjoyed to go back home only to be completely baffled as to why his family isn't there lmao

I know you have tough times, but I really enjoy your videos. I'm always so happy when I see that there is a new video from your channel. I love your content and I also love your music.

Pig: "Is that supposed to be anger?" Me: "You can bet on it!"

* cough cough* Prince of Egypt? Maybe? Did you do that yet.lol

I’m a Christian and I go to church every Sunday and I cannot stand a lot of these Christian movies. I absolutely hate movies like God’s Not Dead and Fireproof. Too many of them promote right wing politics. The same goes with these Christian radio stations and Christian TV networks. I’m a progressive Democrat and I take too kindly to conservative politics at all. The sad thing is that Christianity is frequently disfigured into conservative politics and American conservatism and is used to promote unchristian values such as building a border wall, free market capitalism, screaming bible verses at other people and telling them that they’re turning their backs on God and they’re gonna burn in hell, bashing the LGBTQ+ community, carrying around picket signs and yelling “God hates gays”, opposing abortion, protesting in front of abortion clinics and yelling “you’re murdering babies”, legislating morality, taking away social security from the elderly, and even advocating for capital punishment. That is not Christianity at all. This is why I believe it’s so important to speak up for what Jesus actually taught in the Bible and this really comes to how WAY out of touch conservative opinions are with the teachings of Jesus. If you want to watch a Christian movie, stick with the likes of The Prince Of Egypt, Joseph King Of Dreams, The Nativity Story, The Ten Commandments, Godspell, Jesus Christ Superstar, the King Of Kings movie, Son Of God, or any other classic movie based of a particular bible story unless it’s the Passion of the Christ. I would never recommend that gawd awful Passion Of The Christ. It is littered with antisemitism as well as homophobia. That movie honestly needs to be banned. Anyway, there are also plenty of movies out there that have little to do with religion that can be used to teaching the Christ’s message such as Toy Story or Shrek. Heck even High School Musical can used in the same manner. There’s also still a handful of good Christian movies even with all the crappy ones that exists out there

I’ll never forget the feeling of horror and cringe walking in to room and seeing my family watching this thanks for the reminding me it’s so bad 😭

Wtf this is the first video in a long while of yours that youtube bothered to show on my main page. I’m so sorry??????? Also this was a great video as usual. Lots of love…

BIONICPIG I LOVE YOUR CONTENT YOUR TAKES ARE SO GOOD KEEP IT UP PLEASE. No but seriously you are really entertaining

You know who else had dreams and goals and real soon made them his? Rodney Copperbottom and his boi Bigweld.

i am quite literally incapable of having my dinner or snacks without watching youtube, having a new BionicPIG upload while i stuff my face with pringles and mini eggs makes me so happy

Just saw the notification and I'm so excited for this one!!! I love High School Musical, can't wait to see what the hell Sunday School Musical did with the concept 😂

Savannah do your own laundry! Someone should have played "Ouran High School Host Club" for her so she'll have more Empathy for her dad.

@geraldineyorarou2221

4 ай бұрын

I saw this don't worry

Home sick and I’m binging your videos as support 😆 After a few hours of feverish (literally) watching random videos, it dawned on me to watch the most recent.

Even as a devout Christian I am still scared.

So many dudes have man crushes on Zac Effron and I freakin love it

I enjoy watching your videos all the time. You’re doing amazing work! Thank you for fantastic content 😊

Loving the new videos Piggy keep it up ❤❤❤❤

4:35 the look of a man who know knows he will have to go through Hoomania soon

@amelianekomimi1936

5 ай бұрын

absolutely! Hoo mania train guys!

Finally!! Pig is going back to his roots, I'm here for it!

I saw this at a goodwill me and my dad(who love to make fun of terrible movies) thought it be a funny idea to buy this a year or two ago it was the best idea me and him have ever had it's been a joke in our family 10/10 movie brought my family together

Been loving the content recently, both on main and on the live. Keep it up man!

@amelianekomimi1936

5 ай бұрын

simp

Now I wanna see an Atheist High School Musical.

@sarahthomas8670

4 ай бұрын

So the normal one ?

What really annoys me about most Christian media is that they don’t even care about making a good and entertaining story, but basically just make the one hour sermon you listen to at church. The only ACTUALLY good Christian movie I’ve seen recently was a production by Angel Studios called ‘The Shift’. It basically takes the main premise of a certain bible story, and reimagines it as a sci-fi/dystopian adventure. AND THIS MOVIE WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD! I’m saying this as a Christian myself! I highly recommend this to even non-Christians, as I do think that anyone can enjoy it if they give it a watch!😊

oh lord when will the Christians stop 😢

@dannyboy7708

5 ай бұрын

What makes you think we're all like this?

@toreeyaki

5 ай бұрын

@@dannyboy7708 you aren't buddy it's just a comment about Christians making cringe movies

@heatherstarling1653

5 ай бұрын

@@dannyboy7708nobody thinks you are all like that, but, if you got offended I’m going with you most certainly are one of those Christians, even if you think otherwise.

@amukello66

5 ай бұрын

​@toreeyaki even nonchristian people make cringe movies...so whats ur point

@amelianekomimi1936

5 ай бұрын

when god finally comes down to tell them that theyre fucking stupid

If his Dad is in the military, they wouldn't be impoverished and they would have free/low cost housing. Many military spouses don't work.

Hey pig, I’ve been subscribed for a while and I just want to say I love your videos. I appreciate all your hard work. You’re so fun to watch and every video you put out is so amazing. I know you feel discouraged from the lack of views but there’s a lot of people at there that love your content and I’m sure many more will come in the future. Keep it up, you got this

I've never been more convinced that someone watched footloose than I am about this movie's writer. Not only was there that whole "angry" Kevin Bacon dance, but the movie's resolution to the final conflict is to out-quote the bible ?? Also sing review was great, I'd love to see it back.

The Breaking Free cover at the beginning lmao, that video's still goated

It's like all the actors were just counting down the minutes until they could go home, working on this looks miserable

It was called high school musical because they literally put on a musical in their high school. It cracks me up that they completely forgot to replicate that plot point. Thanks for the vid, Pig. I appreciate you and your content!

you definitely need to bring back some of your music review old stuff!! it was soooo good I miss it

Oh good lord, I remember this movie. My mom bought it on a whim thinking it be fun, safe to say afterwards we were proven wrong of that notion.

I would love for you to bring back singing review. 🤣

How did this movie get made.....who paid these people for this movie???...i need some bubblegum after learning this exists 😂

This is probably the funniest video I've seen today!! Dope work! I'll confess, I've actually seen this movie before hahaha

The water effect 😂😂 And f u mom reaction is hilarious 😂😂

8:56 what in the footloose😂😂😂

no cause bringing up your dead mom when your dad accidentally shrink your shirt is wild😭

You unlocked a memory for me, my youth pastor played this for all of us Lmaoo

I love your videos. It confuses the hell out of me that you don’t get the views you deserve

B.P... you just became the most relatable youtuber to me when you admitted to always having the most painful shi#s!!!!

Never stop uploading pl0x.... you may listen to suggestions about what attracts more viewers, which idk what to say about but plz never stop uploading

Bionic needs to immediately watch (1984) "Footloose" if he thinks that it's not completely normal behavior to break out into an anger driven dance.

"I can do it" ugh...lol ,you just told me to do it myself basicly... Got that chat gpt script vibe..

Great video Pig, this content format worked really well

SLEEP BETTER NOW GET YOUR MANTA SLEEP MASK TODAY!!: code: bionicpig link: tinyurl.com/yk9tf7xf

as a former choir kid the suggestion to do your own thing is so wrong. you have to listen to each other and use teamwork to sound good. lol

OMG I remember watching this at like 5 because my sister found it. My little 5 year old self was like "wow what a masterpieceay.🤩 ". We still quote some of the songs till this day. 😂

I feel like the weirdest part about this movie is they're not even in Sunday School at any point. Also the whole "he moved 45 minutes away so has to be part of this school's choir" like it's Glee or something. Like why tf does the school have a religious choir anyway? Aren't any of the choirs through the church, which the main character could still be part of even after moving??

Bruh they really said "the one prevalent black woman is the loudest one" like it was nothing

8:39 I wanna know why mom didn’t go like: And yet he isn't. Is he. Do you see him? What has he paid? What has he done? HOW has he helped. "Wouldn't have to move if dad was here" yet that's part of the problem here isnt it? I got heated 😅 Never saw this movie, it's just... My mom raised me on her own and it was clear to me from a young age by both of them that he refused to help in caring for me, especially if he could avoid it. And hearing a brat be so bogus like that to his upset mom...somehow thinking things would be better if the likely deadbeat dad was in the picture just makes me think said kid is full of dumb. Things could honestly be WORSE w/dad's involvement. I get there's a chance he's just dead instead of deadbeat but that's where my mind went 1st.

When I saw a DVD for this movie at a bootlegger's, I thought it was a parody movie like Vampires Suck or Meet the Spartans

I had no idea this existed omfg 💀 the cash grabs people do man (the movie)

That Mr Lahey clip stunned me and made have a serious laugh attack 😂😂😂😂😂 I AM THE LIQUOR! 😊

I always forget Pig is a giant among us, looks like average 5'9 but nope

This might be the end of Bionicpig but thanks everyone for being here throughout the years I love the community I'll be there on the patron love y'all its been great 💕

@geraldineyorarou2221

4 ай бұрын

Beatboxing puppy

I was in Catholic high school in 2008, and I had never even heard of this movie until a couple of years back when Musical Hell covered it.

Every time I see his angry dance I think of another movie called Dancin it’s on😂

We have Hight School Musical at home. Locked in the basement. And the basement is flooded.

Hey Pig, wondering if you have a 2008 animated movie called Dragon Hunters on your radar to review? It was a huge movie in my childhood and I'd love to see what you think of it.

can’t wait for Summer School Musical to drop

For the record I do want you to talk about Joji again and I’d love it if someone could link the video he’s referencing!

Appreciate your videos man ❤

So there was no actual "Sunday School"... just riding the coattails of that other School Musical....

They got the anger dance from Janet's "The Knowledge".

This is completely unrelated but please do a video on Marcel the Shell with Shoes on. Its an amazingly animated stop motion movie and its really Wholesome.

got me crying forreal😂😂 15:26 your edits are golden

Would you ever consider reviewing any of the shaun the sheep movies?!!

Dude are you okay? You look like you didn't sleep for weeks Genuinely... Are you okey?

I pray for the day when the Hoomania review is out

So the movie is basically If High School Musical and Sister Act 2 had an ugly baby.

Bro you look so good!!!

I've been dying waiting in someone else to talk about that movie. I have seen (and loved) Nick DiRamios 100 times

Please PLEASE for the live of GOD do china’s high school musical next 😂😂😂😂 That said, I, for a split second, thought you had a black eye and I was like oh my god what happened and then I remembered that I got tea on my phone this morning and I still haven’t cleaned it off. It’s been over 12 hours….

Is this not technically Disney's let it shine mixed with high school musical?

At the end...im like.."You ok, pig?" Almost a milly!