American guy name: *Xiaoma* Chinese guy name: *John*

@juggs_mcbulge

3 жыл бұрын

Well its actually Xiaoma . The nyc part is his user name

@johnnynelson9767

3 жыл бұрын

@@juggs_mcbulge that’s what they said?

@nightmare9704

3 жыл бұрын

@@bappo218 you mean the original?

@eirik.9384

3 жыл бұрын

@@nightmare9704 op probably means something like original poster

@matrixman8582

3 жыл бұрын

That's just the American guy's Chinese name and probably the Chinese guy's American name

When the stranger instantly said the coke was the best thing, it killed me, so crazy that you met him and he was a good addition to the atmosphere and had a good sense of humor! Keep up the great videos!

@billyreynolds4749

4 жыл бұрын

I agree completely! Good comment.

@JMPERager

4 жыл бұрын

He should be a regular. I hope they befriend one another

@leeuniverse

4 жыл бұрын

What's worse is "Diet" Sodas are like NASTY chemical tasting to me, so that's bad lol.

@nearypaul

4 жыл бұрын

He did a great job for a ring-in. More guest appearances in the future hopefully.

@jenna8987

4 жыл бұрын

So funny!!

I like how they’re mocking the food while this dude in the back is demolishing his plate

@andrewdoesyt7787

3 жыл бұрын

Do u not know what “mocking” means?

@qgfdgdfsdffbfb5114

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewdoesyt7787 He used the word correctly.

@andrewdoesyt7787

3 жыл бұрын

@@qgfdgdfsdffbfb5114 mocking is like imitating in a cruel way,

@alexakelley2353

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewdoesyt7787 that’s one way of mocking, but it’s just like making fun of something

@bryanbee1604

3 жыл бұрын

@Glenn Beck 🤣🤣🤣

Your new friend that you just met on the subway has a good vibe. He is the type of person you can tell that is easy going and friendly. I almost felt like he was becoming our friend just by watching him. I seriously think you should add him to your other future videos.

@drinkoldcoke

2 жыл бұрын

I like that guy too.

@JaneCooper190072

Жыл бұрын

@@drinkoldcoke Yeah.. I wonder if they kept in touch

I like how you just brought that random dude from the subway lolllll

@belsteed6050

4 жыл бұрын

Oreo321 this dude is cool 😎 call him back

@DamonLeonin

4 жыл бұрын

@@belsteed6050 yeah FR dudes chill as fuck

@fahad_sul9

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine people met like that in the past crazy world

@Avram42

4 жыл бұрын

I think that "dude" is likely trans...I never even assumed it was a "he" when introduced -- and I'm not trying to be "woke" -- I have some experience here. Funny all the same.

@TherikVanen

4 жыл бұрын

and im a dinosaur that identifies as a cheeseburger what of it?

What a small world, the ‘stranger’ in this video was a random teammate while I was playing CSGO matchmaking 4 years ago, then we added each other and played together. Now to see him in a random youtube recommendation just mind blowing.

@yuka7.999

4 жыл бұрын

Lol dude worlds a small place

@JMalikZ

3 жыл бұрын

Wow what a story

@eirik.9384

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@D3wsk

3 жыл бұрын

That’s nuts

@KPMTrance

3 жыл бұрын

LOL whats his steam account

“I didn’t get diarrhea...” winning endorsement

I like the subway guy. He should have gone to Ichiran though lol

@g60force

3 жыл бұрын

they should've all went to Ichiran XD

Imagine when you picked up the random Chinese stranger you ended up taking him to his own parents restaurant, now that would of been a plot twist HAHA!.

@MyRcGoSlow

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine small world lol

@Dimaz42

4 жыл бұрын

He dies inside every time Xiaoma and the other dude dissed his parents’ dishes 🤣🤣

@Justisobelxx

3 жыл бұрын

Schoolboy error

@kiwimcmango

3 жыл бұрын

Would have, not would of.

@DogeDragone

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiwimcmango grammar police

"I wouldnt eat this even if i had nothing else to eat." *proceeds to eat another bite.*

@PremIndi

4 жыл бұрын

Damn that's funny. Not the video, just you writing down word for word what happened. Paid massive dividends

@reeblesnarfle5443

4 жыл бұрын

Funny how that works, isn't it?

@IchiJewSan

4 жыл бұрын

@@PremIndi For those who didnt notice. I provide subtitles.

@keegan773

4 жыл бұрын

FOOKIN HALE That was just to confirm how bad it was.

@aeonking93

4 жыл бұрын

the chinese hate wasting food tbh

Ah, the pre-COVID days of innocence.

@mmaaaaaxxx

2 жыл бұрын

Seeing the 2 yr ago on this comment hurts

@MystiqWisdom

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, I have just a faint memory of making this comment. Helllloooo, monkeypox!

@minou2980

2 жыл бұрын

@@mmaaaaaxxx frrr

@CRAShOUT.RED.888

Жыл бұрын

@@minou2980 things haven’t really recovered much in 2 years huh

@alanaboucher

Жыл бұрын

@@CRAShOUT.RED.888 yes it has

Meeting the dude in the subway and having him come with you on the video is such a new yorkthing to do... you’re making me miss my city big time... watching during lockdown in Europe. Keep doing your thing Xiaoma

Adorable stranger! Have him come along to further food adventures.

@jenna8987

4 жыл бұрын

He's cute. He's got jokes.

@justineprevost3398

3 жыл бұрын

Invite him for some good food next time hahahaha

@beidlern

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, he's a good fit. Unique style.

I love how you invited that guy! I'm sure he has friends, I'm not assuming anything. But the off chance he doesn't, and doesnt get out much, you might have made his day, saved his life, made his year. Idk. Just thank you! I love you for doing that.

@MissSwordfish

4 жыл бұрын

Taylor Raps I love this! So true

@cRAYz3d

2 жыл бұрын

He said he was going to eat at Ichiran which is one of the most famous ramen joints in NYC so I’m guessing he made a reservation there with some friends

Took me a while to realize the restaurant they were in was not so big and that was just a mirror

@calebbrown8436

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I didn't realize that and I've seen this video three times

@LemxnsOF

3 жыл бұрын

It took until you said it, to actually realize.

@icedcoldkilla

2 жыл бұрын

illusion level 100!+

Adding the random stranger was brilliant. A real taste test...lol.

and his friend says: "Can't we just go McDonald's or something?" lol

@matthewwilliams1212

4 жыл бұрын

I love how McDonalds is a universal food

@kennyc388

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, go to Macs and eat some real shit food.

@EpiicPers0n

4 жыл бұрын

@@kennyc388 What are you going on about? McDonald's is amazing.

@thedragonreborn3905

4 жыл бұрын

Tyrone Washington it tastes good but it’s shit 🤣

@zachswartz3555

4 жыл бұрын

McDonald's are the same this as the "American" Chinese joints. They both are crappy versions of real food

"this is the liquid you get after washing the general tso plate" that's one awesome standup comedy line

@meyouweaboo1551

3 жыл бұрын

I literally snorted saliva when he said that

I remember one time that I go to a Chinese restaurant and it smelled like garbage, I order some chow mein noodles with chicken and believe me that everything taste exactly like that place odor. It tasted like garbage, so I understand the guy that wrote that in the review.

@leonmuchakemnm

2 жыл бұрын

@Clarissa 1986 because they can have great food. We have a place that stinks like hell but they have the best chinese food in our Community

@leonmuchakemnm

2 жыл бұрын

@Clarissa 1986 yeah i get that. We dont eat there aswell but if you order it to go they have the best food

@WillWilsonII

2 жыл бұрын

Tommy Davidson said on In Living Color about a Chinese restaurant: "...... open 24 hours, and I ain't never seen 'em take out no garbage. Somethin' ain't right"

@zerohours.

Жыл бұрын

You gotta go around downtown on a weekend day and scope out the places where there are huge Chinese families or students are eating. Place where you have to ask for an English menu, that have BBQ chickens and pork and duck hanging at a butcher station. The higher the turnover and the more Chinese speaking the better.

Its crazy how the universe works together.. Dude just asked some random stranger if he wants to come eat with them at the worse rated Chinese restaurant. And he's just like, "Yea sure, I'lll come.." lol

@CynicalLlort

Жыл бұрын

In the grand scheme of things I’m not sure this is that crazy.

I think I went to the worst Chinese restaurant in America. It’s in Etowah Tennessee and I don’t think a real Chinese person worked there at all. Dude... they served pizza...

@leonstrand329

4 жыл бұрын

.... there is one in Fargo ND

@MShanfari

4 жыл бұрын

Pizza HHAHAHHAH

@Livingtree32

4 жыл бұрын

Many Vietnamese restaurants in Germany sell Pizza and so-called "Asian food". The usual German calls them "Chinese restaurants"

@g33xzi11a

4 жыл бұрын

In the UK, I believe french fries are a staple of chinese take away

@nullrout556

4 жыл бұрын

One of my friend's mom lives in Benton...I'm surprised an Asian place could make it in Etowah...makes sense why they have to have pizza.

I found it quite humoristic with the guy in the back just chowing it down like nobody's business

@aggrojim6555

4 жыл бұрын

just a person who is thankful for every meal , knowing that some people cant even eat in a 1,5 star restaurant. :D

@illegalalien4323

4 жыл бұрын

Aggro Jim hes all by himself too 💔❤️

@mariodeathcore1

4 жыл бұрын

Privilege vs. non-privilege. We don't bitch about dumb shit.

@TehLoniac

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariodeathcore1 Ye tuff guy.

@mariodeathcore1

4 жыл бұрын

@@TehLoniac Where in my comment do i imply to be more masculine than others?

Xiaoma: It’s not so bad. His face:😣😩😖😫

I need some friends like Xiaoma with the physical touch language, I love when they all laugh and he nudges them + I love how he made the random friend on the train feel included ❤️

@peachykeen3744

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking this while watching

*Makes a dramatic disgusted face* “tastes like water.”

@aggrojim6555

4 жыл бұрын

but warm water. and when you see a yellow soup and it tasted like water, you will make this face too, the whole eye-mental thing.

@toadblurt1225

4 жыл бұрын

penis water.

@miles8088

4 жыл бұрын

Aggro Jim nah, I’ll just be like “damn, this doesn’t taste like anything” #disappointed

@HideYoKiddz

4 жыл бұрын

Came here just to comment that lol

@e47kz

4 жыл бұрын

was pretty annoying

How to make friends 1: go to a subway 2: meet some random person 3: Offer them the worst food ever Officially Friends

@misschanelxoxo

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO I'm in the shittest food and this made me LOL

@Dimaz42

4 жыл бұрын

_a friend in need is a friend indeed.._ 🤣🤣

@Shazam999

4 жыл бұрын

Real friends will suffer with you.

@timroden6617

4 жыл бұрын

Yes Theory. in chinese. love it.

@rachelg7371

4 жыл бұрын

Shadow PlayZ 🤣

I love Xiaoma friend, he is the best sidekick ever. The facial expressions are priceless, the fact that he knows what is about to happen and still does it anyway is hilarious.

I hope y’all invite the guy from the train again lol. he was so chill

You gotta add ‘random guy” to your videos. He’s cool.

@brianjschumer

3 жыл бұрын

I think he wants him as his "side piece"..

Do you still keep in contact with your new friend he look like a interesting person to get to know an little.

@travis.g__

4 жыл бұрын

Geronimo! BowTiesAreCool no

@TheGamexsplosion

4 жыл бұрын

Geronimo! BowTiesAreCool yes

@NeonUltra95

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGamexsplosion well we are going to need you to hand in your badge.

@thetalkingelement

4 жыл бұрын

Only cool kids have tattoos.

@maroonroon

4 жыл бұрын

@@thetalkingelement not u tho dinky boi..

Poor guy's like how the hell did I get stuck on THIS episode?

This guy is absolutely brilliant. Inviting a stranger to eat for free,,, the same food at the same time. I love watching him.

I love that guy who came with you! People are so unfriendly where I live in England, so much I have just one friend, everyone’s rude and keeps to themself

@animoz5982

4 жыл бұрын

Where in england?

@marinatinsel1287

4 жыл бұрын

Out of whole of England maybe you are the common denominator.

@lkjslkdjfglkjsldkfjl

4 жыл бұрын

All big cities tend to be that way. If you move out in the country with fewer people you'd have an easy time encountering kind people.

@Snebleh66

4 жыл бұрын

AnimoZ buckinghamshire

@guiltyavocado

4 жыл бұрын

Coldfireice8044 | haha no

"What's your favorite that we ate?" The stranger lifts up a metal can, "Coke." LMBO

@FlintG

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I would be the same lol.

@nihility.

4 жыл бұрын

That's the first 'laughing my butt off' I've ever seen. Thought it was a typo at first.

@PremIndi

4 жыл бұрын

It was in no way funny when I watched it, but reading it word for word without any of the inflection or timing that actually was there, has just peeled back the veil and I now have hypoxia from laughing too much. You sir, are a comic genius.

@WhoThisMonkey

4 жыл бұрын

@@PremIndi In your opinion, I found the video funnier than a hastily written comment scripting out what happened in the video. We watched the video, why do people insist on describing it? Is there some form of braille printing for the visually impaired?

This was hilarious! Funny. I was in stitches. I think the three of you make an amazing team. Thanks love your content

I loved how y'all made friends with a stranger and had lunch together. That's so fun!

It's so cool that he can make friends with people that speak Mandarin that otherwise you probably wouldn't be friends with because of the language barrier. They both seem so cool to hang out with.

"The worst Chinese restaurant in New York is not in Chinatown" definitely. The only reason why it's still surviving.

Lol!!! Johns reactions are hilarious. That’s so nice of you to bring a fan! That would be so cool to experience!!

You are awesome. I’m amazed every time I watch your videos! Thanks for sharing!

So what happened to the subway guy at the end? All of a sudden, he disappeared. Maybe he went to go get his ramen. And you didn't get his name?

@jenna8987

4 жыл бұрын

Asking for a friend

@beidlern

3 жыл бұрын

Ramen is a bar😄 Cool cat. I like the kid.

@user-nd6bz6ik7g

3 жыл бұрын

I think he is like many Chinesee just wants to speak English with foreigners.

@user-nd6bz6ik7g

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry my spelling is super terrible.

@reeceselby2979

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-nd6bz6ik7g 你说的对!

wasn't until 13:45 that I noticed that restaurant is only half the size I thought it was because of the mirror.

@guillaumechevallier2545

4 жыл бұрын

Same xD

@shambolicrhetoric6143

4 жыл бұрын

OMG without your comment I would never have noticed!

@corlinabeerenz7323

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, I didn't realize that until I read your comment!!!

@sav-

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahha

@Nophreetime

4 жыл бұрын

Omg. Mind = blown

Oh! This is great! I've seen so many videos of this guy meeting strangers and talking in Chinese or other languages. It's impressive to see him have an extended discourse in Chinese with somebody he knows. Equally impressive and fun.

I love how he asks the stranger and the stranger was completely down to chill.

It seems to be one of those places that should have a "Sorry, We're Open." sign on the door. I don't know how much the food was cooked in the kitchen, but it sure got burned at the table.

@shadimawari1743

2 жыл бұрын

this comment wins 🤣🤣

The real crime is them playing Katy Perry’s “California Girls” in 2019

@badmelll

4 жыл бұрын

Gab don’t forget the lady Gaga they had playing

@abadgurl2010

4 жыл бұрын

If a song truly is good then it will always be good. I don't get why people disregard music that's "too old". Are people just pretending to like popular songs to fit in, then stop after it gets "old"? Why the music snobbery by people in general?

@TheGamexsplosion

4 жыл бұрын

geekqueen2010 ohhh trust me, I love old music. All the way from the 80s to the 2000s but California girls was annoying then, and is annoying now, imo.

@daveh2612

4 жыл бұрын

It’ll melt yer popsicle

@TheGamexsplosion

4 жыл бұрын

Junkyard Dave lmao

Ive seen kitchen nightmares - Id be too worried for my health for this

“I wouldn’t eat this if I had nothing else to eat” *takes another bite*

at least the playlist is on point. Chinese food just isnt the same without lady gaga, katie perry and kesha in the background.

I like that you invited a random stranger and that he was super chill! Do more videos like these!

This video never gets old lol. Love the sound effects and love John's critics on the food 😂

Adorable stranger! Have him come along to further food adventures. love how he made the random friend on the train feel included . keep up the good videos.

I feel really bad now after watching this. These dishes look like every single restaurant anywhere near me

@idreary7590

4 жыл бұрын

Ticky Tacky same idk if it’s like it normally tastes or the one they went to is just super bad

@fordgtguy

3 жыл бұрын

It's not really how they look; it's how it is cooked and tastes. Most American Chinese food looks the same but some can taste absolutely awful and some can taste insanely good. I think the reason for this is the quality of ingredients, how they are cooked, and if they cook it fresh to order.

The soup looked like someone got their stomach pumped, then pissed in it.

@amazingabby25

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it looks like vomit piss

@adventures_w_otto1370

4 жыл бұрын

where i live restaurants like this pop up all the time but they never last more than maybe a year before they are out of business.

@ivannajamy7336

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@matthewwilliams1212

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who has had to administer tube feedings, I completely agree with you, egg drop soup looks like residual you pump and measure before you administer the new feed.

@wgold20107

4 жыл бұрын

UncleHank ....it’s called egg drop soup you non gourmand

POKER FACE WAS IN THE BACKGROUND ITS NOT REAL CHINESE FOOD

All three of you have such an amazing sense of humour and I can tell you all made each other’s experience better with it I love it

Your friend was HILARIOUS on his descriptions of the soup 🍜 😂

Xiaoma is always so happy, I've never seen him so utterly upset throughout a video before lmao

Lmbo I have to admit, when you’re broke as hell that cheap bad American-Chinese takeout 🥡 is like Manna from Heaven.🤣😂🤣

This was hilarious 😂, you gotta do more of these with John, his descriptions of how bad it tastes had me in fits of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

"I wouldn't eat this even if I had nothing else to eat!" *Keeps eating it*

@jenna8987

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, he is taking one for the team. Respect.

@dcbradfo657

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's a hostage

Xiaoma: **Eats Food** 😖🤢😖 Xiaoma:"Not so bad" 😖

I enjoyed the stranger's commentaries. He was a great addition! Lol...Hopefully we'll see more of his collab with them

xiaoma does the coolest stuff with absolute strangers. What a guy !

A whole video of xiaomas friend trying to make xiaoma laugh his ass off by insulting the food this is so wholesome 😅

"I wouldnt eat this if I had nothing else to eat." immediately proceeds to eat more even though he's surrounded by other choices.

@coreywolf49

4 жыл бұрын

That's a good critic, he's giving it a solid try despite his distaste.

@failpker123

4 жыл бұрын

@@coreywolf49 good point. There was food critic in France who forced himself to endure through all types of food to the point he was okay with everything edible, allowing himself for a completely unbiased opinion.. thats dedication.

@0okamino

4 жыл бұрын

True. He can't be accused of not giving it a fair try.

@experiment54

4 жыл бұрын

must be a different time stamp, I thought he said he'd only eat it if he had nothing else to eat

Oh this made me giggle so much lol 😆 thanks guys really cheered me up xxx

This looks like all the food we get from restaurants around me. I'm sure authentic Chinese food would blow me away. Great video. Your fan is a good sport.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you!

subway stranger looks like a young version of hideo kojima.

@Nobody-hc1rw

4 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it, he kinda does.

@JMalikZ

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes he does

Best premise ever! Your friend's comparisons were so freaking funny.

I haven't laughed so much for a long time. Thanks!

Best part of this video is the facial expressions, hands down! Had me rolling in the aisles lol 😂

This is the video that made me subscribe! They just brought that random guy along LMAOOOOOO. Respect my brethren

I love your videos, I cant stop laughing!!!!! This video was so funnny

Your videos are strangely addicting. Keep 'em coming!

Can't get over Xiaoma's laugh 😂 love it!

The interactions between John and the friendly stranger were hilarious in my opinion

I love the guy that ce with you. I would love for you guys to do more of these kind of things trying different places that are supposed to be bad or good

Watching this for the first time right now as I type. And this first comment , makes me want to watch it faster then it's playing. As if now they are reading the ratings ..this is gonna be great !! Here I go to finish watching it now. And also always be at peace now 🙏 LAOSHU 🙏🎛️✌️, you've touched many a lives and expanded our connections through you're live of language , breaking barriers. Humbly. and for that we thank you......Always ..

I love the line, "I don't think this has any flavor." when eating the Kung Pao chicken.

John's food reviews should have their own channel... omg dyin over here laughing

I love how a random stranger came along with you, he was so nice and chill plus had cool tattoo!

I love that you just brought that random dude along. Also I need more videos with John, he is my spirit animal

This is like me and my Italian family going to Oliver garden for someone's birthday. Your facial expressions killed me

I love how you got another adventurer to join your party along the way lol

John seems to be an awesome friend. Seen a few clips now and i like him alot. Keep it up. Interesting to watch your videos. Cheers from Sweden.

I like the stranger you brought with you. Seems super chill and cool!! 👍🏻

The stranger was so nice with the rating of the food. He wasn't as hating on it. I bet he was like dang should've just hit Ichiran!

I love how he randomly found a fan on the subway who likes his videos and then he came along for the ride just casually ROFLL

Imagine having almost 5 million subscribers and still being so nice and caring to your fans that you actually let them come along with you in a video because they said they watch you. Xiaoma doesn't let the fame get to his head. He's just genuinely a really nice guy. Big fan.

Love how you just picked up that civy great video my guy

“I wouldn’t eat this if this was the only thing to eat” Proceeds to take another bite 🤣

You definitely need to have John on a lot more often! He is hilarious!!!

The soups broth made from washing the different plates was hilarious!

OMG! This video is HILARIOUS !!

Lol John’s descriptions of the food are the best. It’s like an Aunty or Uncle roasting you except he’s doing it to the food.

I’ve often wondered what was authentic and what was made up with the dishes here. My in-laws live in Flushing, and I hope everything I’ve eaten was authentic. So good!

I know this is three years old, but man, John is freaking HILARIOUS. I love it.

@6:26 - omfg he went there - LOL Love your reaction Xiaoma lol. I actually can't eat Hot and Sour Soup anymore - at least the last time I had it over twenty years ago, I started having an allergic reaction to it and my throat started closing up. Maybe I'll try it again sometime as it was just at that one place it happened and it's pretty far from me now.