Taureor: China annexes USA Comrade Xi: Perfection Taureor: Republic of China Comrade Xi: Bruh

@taylorbarbieri4018

4 жыл бұрын

Kim Jong-un oh shoot I thought you were dead pimp

@epicjonny155

4 жыл бұрын

@@taylorbarbieri4018 there's two of him

@shawnb1649

4 жыл бұрын

@@epicjonny155 That's what my ditzy friend said when Darth Maul was cut in half.

@iGamezRo

4 жыл бұрын

@@taylorbarbieri4018 this is his phantom

@yyy5997

4 жыл бұрын

Trump in exile: xi is my best friend

29:25 Three million Chinese soldiers posing as AliExpress delivery drivers, that was epic. Funniest thing I've heard in a while!

@artanisplays3982

4 жыл бұрын

29:37-29:39 is hoi4 of not having any friends

@jimthesoundman8641

4 жыл бұрын

@ You've been watching too much Mr. Robot.

@RobedVAL

4 жыл бұрын

@ don't they already do that in Philippines haha

@WuW0w0-m8m

4 жыл бұрын

Christian Bai isn’t that an American strategy? Recently it just failed

@RobedVAL

4 жыл бұрын

@@WuW0w0-m8m murica made it popular. the chinese perfected it

“ I will puppet Japan Because they have Bıcycles” -Taureor 2020

@CallicoJackracham

4 жыл бұрын

The Netherlands: *Nervous Sweating*

@TrippaMazing87

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jonnyboris9129

4 жыл бұрын

Invisible GG HAHAHAHA🤣

@AleczanderderGross

4 жыл бұрын

I want to ride my bicycles, I want to ride my bike

@trygveskogsholm5963

4 жыл бұрын

They have great bicycles

Challenge: Unite America in the independent American states mod... As Rhode Island... Edit: holy crap he might actually do it!

@fiveguyspodcastsandfries760

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss!

@Agentsierrabravo

4 жыл бұрын

It crashes all the time

@bird3013

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck the us

@s0r1ns3c

4 жыл бұрын

@@bird3013 lmao what

@bird3013

4 жыл бұрын

@@nedsteven4622 says the dick head

„Produce Guns, Research Guns and Research Research“ -Taureor, 2020

Translation of Taureor challenges: "X annexes Y" = "X shows Germany how to do it right and annexes half the world before annexing Y"

@RNKel1

2 жыл бұрын

Once I get my hands on hoi4 I’ll do challenges like these, but only ‘realistic’ ones

Taureor: uses bicycle in HOI4 Bicycle: so you have chosen.....GLITCH

@JohnSmith-yv2tl

4 жыл бұрын

Hearts of Iron 5? HOIV not HOI4 or HOIIV

@averagehumanbeing7932

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-yv2tl i hope it will be relased soon

@SPDAnjingplayer

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-yv2tl sry but thats how i always spell hoi4 anyway if hoi5 comes out everyone will be glad

@teatimegaming971

3 жыл бұрын

@@basil9973 that’s what hoi4 is though

The CSA (Chinese states of America)

@iGamezRo

4 жыл бұрын

The Loyalist Chinise States of America

@berrybear2465

4 жыл бұрын

People's Republic of America

@malaysianmapping9767

3 жыл бұрын

Confederates States of America: Am I a joke to you?

@sirepower8009

3 жыл бұрын

The Chinese-american commonwealth

@bog2069

3 жыл бұрын

@@malaysianmapping9767 Communist States of America: am I joke to you?

China: The Middle Kingdom Chinese America: The Democratic Kingdom Chinese Canada: *The Maple Kingdom*

@EugeneRWang1

4 жыл бұрын

Unrelated but in Chinese, America is the Beautiful Kingdom, and Canada is the Extra Big Kingdom

@6th_Army

4 жыл бұрын

@@EugeneRWang1 As a Canadian, I can agree. There is alot of land in Canada. But as much as there is big people in the us.

@demetribell

4 жыл бұрын

Garathon sticky hands land

@Garathon

4 жыл бұрын

@@demetribell me: what the hell? You: Hey look buddy I solve pleasure problems me: Dear God

Imagine showing up to the battle of wuhan and a bunch of chinese bycicle divisions are there and they all look like boxes with variables inscribed on them

@thenasiudk1337

4 жыл бұрын

Worst nightmare

@faisalalnasri7762

4 жыл бұрын

@Britannic hayyomatt the worst part is if they sneeze into their bullets

You know, just the regular 3 million AliExpress drivers with guns

China 1938: "so the war with Japan is not going very well, let me think what we should do." China 1938: "we pull a 360 and invade the US."

34:50 Everyone gangsta until China busts out THE CUBE

@asparagussyndrome9430

4 жыл бұрын

The chinese government is actually putting people into cubes irl.

Ive got a challenge for you: As an independent Hawaii, form Polynesia, and annex all Arab countries. (The "form Polynesia" decision uses the map for the United Arabia)

Xi Jinping: Write that down! Write that down!

@vifrac4748

4 жыл бұрын

xi jinping wouldn't approve since the china that conquered the usa in this game was not communist

@asparagussyndrome9430

4 жыл бұрын

@@vifrac4748 Well, his China isn't actually communist either.

@InfiniteDeckhand

4 жыл бұрын

@ The only thing that's still communist about China is their leading party's name. Nothing more, nothing less. Also, the USSR was mostly pseudo-communist, as it had lost pretty much the last shred of Marxism when Stalin came into power.

@iamdanyboy1

4 жыл бұрын

@@InfiniteDeckhand they are definitely Socialist. They own apl means of production. Even the 'pvt' companies are owned by the state technically. They are more of a Fascist state like Mussolini's . So Socialist policies mixed with capitalist one.s

@paulverse4587

3 жыл бұрын

@@iamdanyboy1 But the owner of the means of productions - the State - is not in social ownership itself. If the Chinese State were democratic, then yes...

I would like to see Taureor playing Five Nights at Freddy's, I want to see him, not calm Plus, his voice would be perfect for Michael Afton

@szymsonthatmemeguy3181

4 жыл бұрын

No i just can't imagine him not being calm

@thega.

4 жыл бұрын

Taureor is the man behind the slaughter

@supercool1312

4 жыл бұрын

TheGamesGamer oh no

@mixererunio1757

4 жыл бұрын

FNAF aka the worst "horror" game ever. Seriously, who besides children can enjoy this game

@szymsonthatmemeguy3181

4 жыл бұрын

@@mixererunio1757 people who like it

Interesting proposal: could you consider playing as Morocco and trying to reform Al-Andalus with them. Alternatively play New Zealand and form Polynesia.

@akramelbejjaoui550

4 жыл бұрын

I did it today , it's pretty hard

@silenth13

3 жыл бұрын

new zealand and polynesia is just boring I've done it myself, its just do naval invasions non stop until you eventually have all of them and then form it, its incredibly boring plus you have to go to war with the USA Japan and France

34:55 Soldier fighting against the Chinese: "You won't believe it, it was a black and purple box, it went so fast and killed anybody in it's way, we call it....The box of Doom!"

I’m sure you figured it out, but only Sinkiang submitted. You saw sinkiang’s troops ally with you so you knew they joined you, and then saw a message that a state submitted, so you thought another one joined, but that message was for sinkiang. It’s super fascinating how we take in so much info without realizing it, and how that really messes with us sometimes.

Imagine 3 million Chinese men on bicycles overtake.

You counted Sinkiang as submitted twice: Once when you noticed their units were blue, and then another time when you got the event for it. That's why you only got 1 puppet but counted 2

Challenge: form Arabia or the Umayyad caliphate, I’ve been trying for weeks, can’t find a strategy that works

@hildkiin

4 жыл бұрын

If it can be done, doing it with yemen would be one hell of a game

@MayDayMei98

4 жыл бұрын

Its very difficult for sure but it can be done. Try rushing mobile inf/tanks. Most of the arab world has access to oil, but your AI neighbors won't bother developing tanks for several years. Also keep your divisions small (10w) at first to mitigate the supply issues that can arise from the poor infrastructure.

@abo7medd435

4 жыл бұрын

Do it with saudi,you border all the independent Arabic countries and the British and French colonies (after taking out Iraq).

@zaidOoOoO14

4 жыл бұрын

Nate Randall the problem is I need to take Libya, so I can’t join the axis, and joining the Comintern just made things extra complicated as they tend to puppet everyone

@zaidOoOoO14

4 жыл бұрын

Ahmad Gamer the problem is Libya

As a great builder of many great Chinese buildings once said: "China will grow larger!"

@TheLastPhoen1x

4 жыл бұрын

"We will live in prosperity!"

Challenge: As releasable Brittany, unite all the Celtic nations, without Order 66.

@GeographyWorld

4 жыл бұрын

Ireland, Wales, Scotland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and maybe Galicia

Annex mainland Europe as Greece. I have no idea why, I’m not even from Greece. You can join an alliance, but you’ll have to leave it when it’s time to conquer them. As I said, I have no idea why I thought of this.

@onionskin3254

4 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow Dane

@suclox12yearsago56

4 жыл бұрын

Onion Skin hehe, annex Denmark as Sweden ez

@Baba.222

4 жыл бұрын

Hej med din onion

@onionskin3254

4 жыл бұрын

@@suclox12yearsago56 you know what... Ill annex sweden using denamrk as a challenge

@onionskin3254

4 жыл бұрын

@@Baba.222 hej

Challenge: As Ethiopia, annex Italy.

19:26 I like how it expands the map when he says “He’s useless in the new update anyway”. All these nations be like “Hmm, interesting”.

Taureor, you're awesome, and I hope in these times, your family is healthy and safe! One question though. Since you're such a veteran in this game, will you be able to put out a review for the new La Resistance DLC, so I know if its worth spending my money and time with it in Lockdown?

@Taureor

4 жыл бұрын

I guess if you enjoy France, Spain and Portugal, then sure. Also depends which DLC you already have

@leeonekerman4084

4 жыл бұрын

And he made a video that explain La Resistance! It is long, but you will never waste your time! kzread.info/dash/bejne/oGijtLemlrSYdcY.html

@sabredragostea534

4 жыл бұрын

France is weaker, Spain is more fun, and Portugal is way more fun too.

@WallJumpGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@sabredragostea534 france is weak? *laughs in napoleon*

@sabredragostea534

4 жыл бұрын

@@WallJumpGaming Yes, France is weaker now.

32:17 Never thought I would hear that sentence in my life.

Just started playing hoi4 (I'm late to the party, I know) and I now fully understand just how experienced you are. Also I'm starting a petition for you to rename your channel to "Greater Taureor"

Loving these videos recently especially during these time keep it man!

Alternative Title: Winnie the Pooh reclaims lands that belonged to China since ancient times

@bird3013

4 жыл бұрын

Who's Winnie the pooh

@artanisplays3982

4 жыл бұрын

Doublr banned by china

@artanisplays3982

4 жыл бұрын

@@bird3013 the leader of china rn has memes of him being winnie the pooh that is blocked

@krasnamerah1926

4 жыл бұрын

But this is not Winnie the Pooh It's Chiang Kai Shrek

@krasnamerah1926

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, i got wooshed....

Challenge: Play as one of the Baltic countries and annex the soviets

@Taureor

4 жыл бұрын

I think I did two of them already

@dogtorturk9867

4 жыл бұрын

He did one as Latvia

@FrancisDashwood1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Taureor Then it is time for my homeland, Estonia! Annex both Soviets and Nazis.

@dillmac3027

4 жыл бұрын

The Amiibo Farmer ah that’s a good one

I love your videos man. I can't begin to tell you how happy I was to see you just uploaded another.

Wow. That actually pretty memey and original for a challenge. Nice video!

„Build guns, research guns, and research research“ Taureorfuzius - 2020

Challenge: Take the US as Afghanistan

@verpix4956

4 жыл бұрын

KZread be like: *_D E M O N I T I Z E D_*

Loved the vid, hope you and your family are staying safe in this craziness

Me: I think I'll try playing China Taureor: *video* Me: I think I'll hold off playing China for an hour.

Nobody: Taureor: oh hold up imma pump out a million troops real quick

Annex Italy as Ethiopia ^^

Thank you Taureor, very cool.

How you managed to take out all four warlords as quick as you did amazes me. In particular, Guangxi is a pain in the ass because they always have troops on their main two cities with bunkers meaning it's a grind to take them out, even with air support. Bravo!

Plot twist: He was forced to do this at Gun point by the Chinese secret police.

@WuW0w0-m8m

4 жыл бұрын

Christian Bai well come to United States, spawning place of conspiracies

When you select units and use shortcut ctrl+B they will railroad to position.

I love the beginning of your videos, planning, preparing to war, fighting, the same methods can be applied to a live player. However, when you join a faction just to smuggle hundreds of divisions to the other continent, there is no big plan anymore, you just take advantage of the fact that AI is completely unable to defend itself from a false ally, it's completely broken. :(

Hey, keep up the good work. I don't usually comment in your videos but, might as well. Stay safe and stay healthy.

Category: *politics*

This week in HOI4: Chairman Meow attacked furiously by Tiny Kitty Divisions

"Naval witchcraft" is the most accurate description I've ever heard for this game 😅

Love the vids man, keep it up

@Emel_unlegit

4 жыл бұрын

1 minute bro

Challenge:Beat the Allies as Liberia with only trucks or tanks

Darn, 4 Cities Skylines videos and then you. Thank God.

20:44 tiny kitty division? _nice_

Challenge: Portugal takes South America and europe with his new focus tree without order 66. The territories have to be anexed in a peace conference and not only taken. Portugal have to be a monarchy. Sorry if something is wrong, I am portuguese and I don't speak and write english very well.

Hey Taureor I have an Idea for a challenge:dont use the "Together For Victory" Dlc because then u can't puppet or play as the country thst you liberated why?Because the challenge is to liberate all of the soviet union former countries (not puppet) and play as The Russian soviet state or something like that. P.S.:You choose the goal you want to reach! Good Luck! Oh and lets like this comment so Taureor can see it! Much Love!

“we can use bicycles” *10 seconds later* “I think I broke it”

Hey taureor, could you play A-historical focuses sometimes? I would love to see some strange scenarios on this chanel as well :)

Having played China a few times before the latest update I think you got the best outcome really. Sinkiang is easily the most annoying warlord to conquer really. I guess the only better one would have been Xibei saying yes as well so you can integrate and get their generals. Best strat from what I could tell is running 4 width ahead of time infantry equipment and constantly ramming into the front along with building only military factories for the entire war w/ 0% Consumer Goods factories.

"They have used naval wichcraft"- i have never laught harder in my life

Alternative Title: Xi Jinpings Wet dream.

@CanadianBacon16

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure the predecessor to modern day Taiwan conquering the CPC and taking over a quarter of the world is actually how worst nightmare

@CrazyJean

3 жыл бұрын

He got wiped out at the beginning of the video.

Finally you are back man we missed you

Challenge idea: Chile takes all coast provinces in the world (or america if the world is too hard. You are not allowed to own any non coast province

@artanisplays3982

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure chile starts with a non-coast state

@svenkaasik9868

4 жыл бұрын

No, they dont have any non coast states but they have 2 provinces in a state that dont have coast but i ment states and not provinces

play as japan and annex every single island in the world

@lalelu2486

4 жыл бұрын

Like britain ?

@polokratos8366

4 жыл бұрын

@@lalelu2486 That isn't an island, it's an aircraft carrier.

I have to admit, the first time I heard about your bicycle divisions, I thought they were a joke. oops.

Taureor: *garrisons UK and starts justifying someone UK: *confused screaming

Every time I watch your videos, your soothing voice rocks me to sleep 😴 Best nightcap ever.

36:10 just, china-ca

Honestly for some reason it bothers me how you did this with Nationalist China as they were friendly with America, would made more sense doing it with Communists or Warlord.

A piece of advice for army controls: always draw an attack line to have a planning bonus and use shift+lmb to draw one Frontline out of several ones

Was looking for comprehensive guide to China, this suits my purpose! Thanks a bunch. For the next video, could you return to non-aligned Poland? With all the new game mechanics and French guarantees in Europe it has become quite different! A 'simple' beating up of the Soviets and Axis would be satisfactory enough :-)

Does the CCP know you have access to their future war plans? ;-)

US General: "Mr. President... WE ARE BEING ATTACKED FROM THE NORTH!!" US President: "I Knew those Canadians where up to no good!" US General: "It's not the Canadians Mr. President" US President: "WHAT?! What do you mean it's not the Canadians?! Did Alaska rebel?!" US General: "Mr President... it's the Chinese... on Japanese Bicycles" US President: "Oh god no... we are doomed"

@mikicerise6250

4 жыл бұрын

Don't complain, this is a lot cleaner than when you were annexed by Iceland. That involved nuking Washington four times. xD

FYI, if you hit control-B it will strat redeploy units along their existing movement path. That is a little bit faster than strat redeploying them all to one tile and then having them fan out automatically. Note that this is different from the normal strat redeploy shortcut, and for some reason it only works if you have units from just one army selected.

Ive missed your videos Taureor

“Sir! 3 Million Chinese are invading from Canada!” *I knew this day would come.*

@musAKulture

4 жыл бұрын

so far we got two million chinese in canada, so we're almost there!

@CrazyJean

3 жыл бұрын

Shiiiit, they already got 2 million Chinese in Canada, USA should wake up right now.

@sirlancelet9167

3 жыл бұрын

me, a chinese canadian: *Chinese States of America time* 😈

Challenge: Go to roblox and search Rise of Nations, then when loaded in choose a new server (yellow new) and choose a country and first impressions.

sentense of the day: We are not in a hurry! love you're Videos man keep up the great work!

What division template did you use to push out the Japanese? I'm at 1940 with a few extra tiles but I can't push unless I micromanage stacks of divisions? I no longer have army corruption and incompetent officers debuffs.

Bruh u can even do whatever u want in hoi4

If only there was a focus that let's you use Coronavirus

@artanisplays3982

4 жыл бұрын

If someone does that, that might cause contraversy

@muntadar1655

4 жыл бұрын

@@artanisplays3982 lmao who cares, I want Hoi5 based on the present

@asparagussyndrome9430

4 жыл бұрын

That'd be one hell of an ahead of time penalty.

New Zealand Pacific Rim Challenge: conquer the Pacific Rim and everything within as New Zealand. Special Rules: limit yourself to one Order 66, use Bob Semple tanks at some point, and teach us the ways of fighting Kaiju using the Hoi4 naval system.

Yay, new challenge!

I would like a lovely discord server make it taureor make it happen for us I'll Fricking join in and I hope if you are reading this taureor or anyone you got a great day forever 😊

Day 3 of asking for a challenge speaking Polish

Hey Taureor! I was wondering how you steel puppet manpower, your guide a year ago is a bit out of date and I’m Pretty new to hoi 4, did they take it out of the game?

Hey man, I love your vids, but how do you avoid lag in the extreme lategame like that?

2021 be like

at 36:30 what it will look like soon now that bidens are president

In La Résistance, it is possible to pressure a non-aggression pact with Japan via spies!

Here is an idea of challenge: Playing as France or Italy try to make Poland reform the comonwealth and get all of its cores

1st

@jimjoe3138

4 жыл бұрын

alfred lindquist first one that’s true lol

@Taureor

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@Oscar-pr5su

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit

@exfeno3640

4 жыл бұрын

your videos are great, love your channel

@jimjoe3138

4 жыл бұрын

Taureor pin this comment, I dare you

Taureor, if your troups don't automatically redeploy you can press ctr+b and they will take the railroad You can also hold shift while setting a field marshall order and the individual armies won't get orders, it's just 1 large order for the entire army group

I love these videos, but could someone please link me to somewhere that explains construction in this game? i was never able to grasp it

why doesnt the manage subjects tab appear in my game? i am using the road to 56 mod in case that helps i also cannot get into my generals/ field marshals traits any help is welcome

@Taureor

4 жыл бұрын

You need DLC

@jakefraser4543

4 жыл бұрын

@@Taureor which DLC do i need?

Taureor exists* Taureor plays China* USA : [Coroned]

Taureor, if you hit Ctrl+B while your armies are moving to the front you can make them strategically redeploy without changing their route, so you dont have to make them go into one tile and then spread out.

how long do i need to spam to get noticed annex usa as vietnam

Your voice is so calming

34:27 you said it right the first time